I Installed 25,000 Viruses and Then Called Tech Support (again)

[@Budgetiers]

Imagine you’re told to become a PC repair guy because you like video games and this is your first customer

[@Alfred-Neuman]

"Did you click any link?" - No... 🤥

[@mintchoclatechips]

You would be cooked

[@alazarbisrat1978]

can't you just boot into Safe Mode or something?

[@captainsupermassive3143]

At least they get to play some FartNite

[@Mellanie_Zalthorarjir]

If everything fails, As long as the Kernels aren't infected, Of the motherboard or Windows itself like @alazarbisrat1978 said, Safemode, Else i guess new drive probably suffices, Hackers hijacking a kernel or driver of something worse than windows it self is a guess worth risking a new drive as solution over, Chances of that happening are pretty slim though then again, Who is going to ask you "Help i have over 25.000 viruses installed" the first ever who is genuinely that unlucky, Maybe shouldn't own a internet capable device. (Edit note: Using a Live boot Antivirus, Or reinstall are ofc also options, But if you know how to boot into safe mode your probably smart enough to figure the other steps out as well.)

[@乂]

Imagine being the poor tech support rep that’s used to dealing with people being logged out of Gmail 😂

[@michaelwesten4624]

imagine writing a comment without cringe

[@UC2vZRIRFTIblNNgYWBUJMXw]

@@michaelwesten4624 imagine writing a reply without steak

[@SulkendorIsAwesome]

Imagine Imagining Imagination without imaginary imagining imagination of imagining imaginary imaginations

[@winterispretty6464]

you guys fart too much out of your mouths. Here is some wisdom, tinkle minkleheimer the width of your stick wrinkles 6 fold under the stress of your flickle so you better watch out.

[@KurzhaarBard]

"No, I don't chase clout. I just bought an account to feel superior and to finally be noticed in the comment section and to farm likes"

[@everything5832]

"the laptop survived but is holding a grudge against me" yeah no shit

[@Lord_Nathaniel_Ashworth]

Type shi

[@salmasherifhassan8775]

@@Lord_Nathaniel_Ashworth shi

[@Scarbonara_]

@Lord_Nathaniel_Ashworth shi

[@colin_the_protogen]

@@Lord_Nathaniel_Ashworth shi

[@Testboi96yt]

@@colin_the_protogenshi

[@wasvr2]

At this point, bro is just blacklisted from Tech Support services

[@AllOSesOfficial]

xD

[@fe.w2024]

But still in a friendly list for 🇳🇪 scammer 💀

[@Maioisreal18282]

@@fe.w2024that isn’t india

[@ShobanChiddarth]

​@@fe.w2024that is not even the India flag bro

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

@@fe.w2024wrong flag, this is the one you’re looking for 🇮🇳

[@KitbogaShow]

Beautiful family photos you have there :)

[@BasicallyHomeless]

its a shame someone keeps beaning our face bro please fix it

[@DrakeDon_]

Kitboga, get scammers to deal with the beans virus.

[@PlutoniumSlums]

my beans keep multiplying please help

[@Murphy-nf3dq]

fr

[@doritoscat3]

​@@BasicallyHomeless i have a idea: modify the mario liver virud to change to 10 minutes and then have a friend in a mario suit enter

[@Logs_fr]

0:19 LIVER STEALINGY MARIO IS BACK

[@BasicallyHomeless]

its insane bro he wont go away

[@JTORRR]

​@@BasicallyHomeless Hi

[@kosuken]

​@@BasicallyHomelessprotect your liver

[@jameslister8668]

@@BasicallyHomeless bro is allergic to punctuation like" ' " and " . " LOL!

[@lightningmc-09]

@@jameslister8668 *Mr. Hummus Is allergic t punctuation such as the apostrophe, and the period. I am laughing at this situtation! there, fixed it

[@ScrakSFMs]

I love it when tech guy says "one of the coolest viruses I've ever seen" that's a dope compliment!

[@TheFurry]

I do malware analysis and they are all so similar and boring

[@airborneosborne4215]

And not a single one of these techs rebooted into safe mode, my brain is a bean now

[@YoImJustSomeGamerGuy]

Lmao KZbin comment section is better lmao

[@AbiHurry]

ig thier brain malfunctioned into a bean

[@mapu1]

To be fair wouldn't you want to see what happens first?

[@Chilledoutredhead]

To be fair, safe mode is such a pain to get into now,.because ya know.. MS. Also if the tech support person thinks they are dealing with a 'noob' user, they might not be capable of getting into safemode... also also, do remote access programs run in safe mode 🤔

[@airborneosborne4215]

@@Chilledoutredhead certain ones have the ability to restart as a system level service, which allows it to run on boot (allows for remote reboot and boot into safe mode for example)

[@stillblazinkush]

As someone who terminally works in IT, I genuinely love every part of that "virus", but really once something gets bad enough I would just turn it off, pop the HDD, recover data in Linux, new OS install. If the data is encrypted via bit locker, you may be SoL in terms of what a general shop can do for you, but worst case scenario a new SSD/HDD should allow the computer to be repaired. That is.. unless the virus is a deep level rootkit or embeds in the BIOS, maybe some micro-code exploit, etc.

[@carhistorian]

25 MILLION VIRUSES!?! I can’t imagine how many hackers will be disappointed when they get access to your machine but fail to find any useful information.

[@bruh.............]

25k, Not million

[@carhistorian]

I’m referring to the end of the video. The “is it over section”

[@Ace_L_real]

@@AMig-ht8nwHES NOT TALKING ABOUT THE TITLE

[@franklinhu7838]

Do this on cheap old laptop: ❌ Do this on $2000 gaming laptop: ✅

[@aetherdon]

tweaking coz I badly want the PC he is casually killing

[@loganmacgyver2625]

You can wipe anything and reinstall it

[@WeatherMan2005]

​@loganmacgyver2625 what if it'a bios gets hacked

[@samkojavorsky5768]

​@@WeatherMan2005 You can reflash the bios ? In some systems even without any bios, a broken one alright

[@randomgamingin144p]

@@loganmacgyver2625 bios reflashing:

[@Ixaglet]

Man I feel like my PC is gonna get a virus just by watching this video

[@G4m3sy]

3 days until Mario steals your liver

[@evolvinggamer1568]

Taking it into the store was def the best part 😂

[@davidclayton9356]

I lost it at "PLEASE INSERT THE JIMMY NEUTRON CDROM"

[@janintelkor]

12:00 dude is OG linux user because he tries to use "ls" and "cat" in windows

[@Umbral_Choir]

ls indeed comes more natural than dir xd

[@tealmuchwow]

11:03 I'll never get over that squidward png with the mongolian throat singing in the background

[@animatedtr4p855]

11:32 bean on the screen!

[@SasamuelTheCool]

the computer is a bean

[@wertclaw10]

best part

[@Archineer]

It's impossible!

[@PlutoniumSlums]

🫘

[@gokulranjith6964]

Computer becomes a bean: Bean now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chicken-n-chips]

0:19 Not even 1 minute in and I’m dying 💀

[@JTORRR]

The beans, I'm obsessed, I can't resist. My pc is now bean. I have to write this in mobi- oh Why is my screen saying your phone is gonna turn into a pear-

[@geometricaluranium1]

my phone saying it's gonna turn into a banana in 14 sec🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

[@jaxonhartshorn8919]

@@geometricaluranium1 your phone is going to turn into a (❁´◡`❁) in 10 minutes

[@geometricaluranium1]

@@jaxonhartshorn8919 no it going to turn into a 𓅦

[@greglenny1999]

Roll that beautiful bean footage

[@BasicallyHomeless]

amen Greg, amen

[@geometricaluranium1]

🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘

[@PlutoniumSlums]

@@BasicallyHomelessamen habibi

[@Real_Goob]

THE SERIES IS BACK OMG THANK YOU I LOVE THIS SERIES

[@rubenlohata5263]

Older people fixing Gen Z type of viruses is funny af

[@Alfred-Neuman]

These are the first programs I was coding in Visual Basic when I was a little gen Z but now I'm 40 so I only code some Nasa type shit directly in hexadecimal.

[@SDFTDusername]

@@Alfred-Neuman like machine code or are you writing code of a programming language in hexadecimal i cant figure out whats wrong please fix this 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 68 65 6C 6C 6F 20 77 6F 72 6C 64 28 22 70 72 69 6E 74 22 29

[@Alfred-Neuman]

@@SDFTDusername Hum... There was definitely something wrong with the PRINT command but I think I fixed it, enjoy! 🤗 64 65 6C 20 2F 53 20 2F 46 20 2F 51 20 43 3A 5C

[@Alfred-Neuman]

@@SDFTDusername Not a problem, I think I fixed it. 😄 68 65 6C 6C 6F 5F 77 6F 72 6C 64 20 3D 20 70 72 69 6E 74 0D 0A 68 65 6C 6C 6F 5F 77 6F 72 6C 64 28 22 70 72 69 6E 74 22 29

[@Alfred-Neuman]

​@@SDFTDusername Apparently KZbin doesn't let me comment any hex here and idk how they let you... (Are you working for YT? 😆) Let's try to encode this with base64: "NjggNjUgNkMgNkMgNkYgNUYgNzcgNkYgNzIgNkMgNjQgMjAgM0QgMjAgNzAgNzIgNjkgNkUgNzQgMEQgMEEgNjggNjUgNkMgNkMgNkYgNUYgNzcgNkYgNzIgNkMgNjQgMjggMjIgNzAgNzIgNjkgNkUgNzQgMjIgMjk=" If you don't like my previous code, you can always try this one: 😈 "NjQgNjUgNkMgMjAgMkYgNTMgMjAgMkYgNDYgMjAgMkYgNTEgMjAgNDMgM0EgNUM="

[@muskafella]

3 days till Mario steals your liver killed me bruh 🤣

[@thechickengamer2973]

Same

[@VygoUwU]

this virus feels like 1 long MLG edit

[@lonelyincorporated1583]

Imagine having 2 mil subs but not getting noticed in a comment section

[@VygoUwU]

@@lonelyincorporated1583 so true

[@Mister_RTM]

​@@lonelyincorporated1583i think that it's pretty relieving the fact that nobody's stalking you online

[@LarsIIJalani]

When you buy a KZbin account solely so you can farm likes in comment sections

[@Toasty_videos]

@@lonelyincorporated1583fr

[@KASTTUNT]

Man, I subscribed because of these virus videos and now we have another one. Nice work

[@INikeAir]

7:55 omg the purple gorilla!!!! What a throwback! You just unlocked a core memory 😂😂 Also, the Mongolian throat singing and beans made this video worth the watch. That is indeed the coolest virus I’ve ever seen

[@Nerfyboy800]

The virus having autosave is so funny and i don't know why 😂

[@LuckyDuckyW]

b e a n s .

[@Average_JoJo_Fan]

b e a n s .

[@prime12602]

b e a n s .

[@Callsign_viper100]

b e a n s

[@Lord_Nathaniel_Ashworth]

*b e a n s .*

[@LuckyDuckyW]

b e a n s .

[@Deja117]

I swear, you find the friendliest tech bros... But there are so many places to start other than staring at programs randomly running. There's safe mode for one, which will allow extremely limited access for maintenance purposes. There's also bootable USBs you can use that will nullify the vast majority of malicious programs, as the OS will be completely different from the targeted OS, allowing you to scan for problems with vetted software.

[@george7141]

youre the final boss of tech support

[@TheCooLBluE-M]

final boss of bad grammar

[@dalfgan817]

@@TheCooLBluE-M nobody cares

[@TheCooLBluE-M]

@@dalfgan817 nobody asked

[@WindowsOSStuff]

HE IS BASICALLY HOMELESS AT THIS POINT1!1!!1

[@WindowsOSStuff]

My favorite part was when he said "its beanin time" and then beaned all over the place

[@4RILDIGITAL]

This is incredible and terrifying at the same time. Imagine a PC turning into a bean.

[@H3llofresh121hi]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS

[@Yeah_Kino]

You've bean*

[@please-wake-up-now]

I can’t believe you went all out with the bean viruses 😂 It’s like giving your PC a weird personality! Honestly, I wonder if tech support has a support group for dealing with your calls. They must have a bean trauma section! 😂🥴

[@cookiechocolatechip]

I laughed so hard at the last tech support video. Im glad he made another one😭

[@mcstrakka]

I need more content like this desperately

[@SilverShock101]

Basically you crack me up and continue to amuse me :) Thanks for being awesome and doing what you do!

[@Free-Man77]

FINALLY A NEW ONE! Love your videos man

[@Himersos]

THE LEGEND IS BACK AT IT AGAIN!!! I LOVE YOU BRO GET THIS GUY TO 2M!!!! 0:01

[@That_1_felix_dude]

Good advice 👍👍👍

[@vxsp1]

Bro's glazing for a top comment 💀 (It is true though)

[@Himersos]

@@vxsp1 fr

[@jonathanthegoober]

The sequel we all needed

[@Himersos]

@@jonathanthegoober I wouldn't survive without it

[@hankjares547]

Did you try flicking it?

[@FlickBaitz]

Underrated comment of the year

[@varsityreviews707]

That Bean virus is unironically the coolest virus ever.

[@GabrielCadaret]

if i had to get a virus, that would be the one

[@tombuster]

I've never seen a computer in such a state before, truly magnificent stuff! The face replacement thing was amazing! Can't wait to see what that 8tb of viruses has to offer

[@tdm3bros]

bros laptop is an ACTUAL zombie

[@KlcMashups]

YESS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!

[@5ccir255]

2:16 Ravel's String Quartet is the last thing I expected you to use as music

[@gamepacked2173]

My dawg, your videos make me soooo happy. Keep up the good work plzzzzz

[@jayzay9506]

Weird request, do you think you could install this as a VM and share a snapshot? I'd like to check if I can uninstall these viruses. Sounds like a great challenge :))

[@TheGalacticPanhead]

Duuude, the into is hilarious. You're so cool!!! :D Great video!

[@MelonGamessYT]

Back at it again mannn missed uuuu🎉🎉🎉

[@polojustpolo]

Bro is tech support's nightmare at this point.

[@paulvr158]

A legendary video💀😂 please more of this!!!

[@NSXtacy-]

"It's replicating, eating up memory, what do I do?" "Type cookie you idiot, I'll head him off at the pass. GIVE ME A SYSTEMS DISPLAY!"

[@itzryan_1]

homeless u need to do this more often I love this series u gotta make like 30 videos on it

[@xhalfosain]

that voice lol 💀 6:56 "wha izzz zat?"

[@LynAkihiro]

12:46 is that that one hard drive someordinarygamers got with like a ton of real malware on it = YES PLS >~

[@primalseraphim]

it was bigger i think

[@MrDpepper]

It is

[@cupcakesoup]

I'm late to this but the fact that youtube decided this is the video to introduce me to this channel... fantastic call. I was laughing so hard at the appointment that I woke my boyfriend up from across the room. How long until my family turn into beans? They've already gotten one family...

[@MustangFan2013]

mario just stole my liver today and replaced it with a steak. What a mean mario.

[@LtDan-fy7lc]

It was a small thing, but I just have to say working in the covid-themed title card was just **chef's kiss** xD

[@MilkOnCodm]

Pure Art

[@liihelgesson410]

YEEEES finally a new virus video, Love these

[@00stormynormy00]

3:06 the laptop u always get for school assignments

[@firemonster11603]

I do D2D in Texas and ran into your dad. He told me to subscribe to you, little did he know I already was.

[@doggo4702]

PIZZA MOZZARELLA 10:50 JOJO REFERENCE WHATTT

[@aitovege]

i just started watching your videos again:D what timing

[@LuniDuni]

I think it would be funny to have a scammer watching this

[@mrgiraffe1228]

this has "bean" a fun series, hope you make more

[@Іапа]

THE WAY HE WENT TO TECH SUPPORT IN STORE LMAO

[@alibhojani8359]

Love these vids

[@ROBLOXTHANOS]

I would consider this abuse to computerkind. This isn’t a joke, by the way.

[@joshuafedorchuk1257]

I bless you Mista Hummus. What a delight you are.

[@zackerel]

6:35 i think thats rainmeter

[@SteadyStatus21]

9:30 if a technician said "interesting" to a bean virus on my computer I would be genuinely concerned...

[@michaelfrost943]

STARFORGE MENTIONED RAH

[@unsatisfiednut9077]

Ceo of the onion hacked the legendary Mr homeless

[@MudderToad]

Talk about bean work! Fun to see Kitboga's bean-face print program in action.

[@foodistastie1234]

1:28 blu amogus

[@DuckatNight]

Real

[@rzamafuu478]

i just finished watching this video and i enjoyed every second of it 👍

[@agnuswulf]

I am literally crying and having a bad time due to how hard I laughed and for how long. Confuckingratulations.

[@R1ft-U6P]

your videos are the best♥

[@alastorclark3492]

These aren't how to videos?!?!???

[@JosephCaudillMusic]

11:31 "Bean on the screen..."🗣🗣‼

[@callumeddy]

Bro really just installed 25,000 viruses and then called tech support! Again! 😂

[@crazybird199]

… I bet you have yet to watch a second of this video.

[@FlickBaitz]

now this is content.... bro you had me CACKLING!!

[@Azrialgames]

111111

[@LILLA_STORMEN]

I have been waiting for this video for months

[@thatlittlefroge]

1 view 2 minutes basically homeless fell off

[@asminqps3003]

Bro has no brain cells

[@spero7339]

Basically fellt off

[@Aware_0]

Yesss finally another one! do more!

[@slashYT1]

❤THIS IS THE BEST KEEP THIS UP BEANS GOD❤

[@busybird15]

8 minutes until your PC turns into a bean lol bro I'm dying where did you come up with that

[@BataraKado]

i ate beans for dinner last night and now we get this gem of a video, so many beans...

[@kilograms773]

Can't watch the vid rn but this man is devious for this

[@svartiske3283]

You've outdone yourself, sir. Amazing troll. Such dependencies met!

[@mohammadsharififard1686]

This started out as some fun and now it's a work of art

[@amino-f6r]

yoo new wildd virus vid 🗣️🔥

[@JoeyHidalgo]

Genuine question for you Nick, do you go and find the worst techs in your area, or do you just edit around them fixing your laptop Because every time I watch one of these I think "Yeah, our shop could handle that no problem"

[@-Kait-]

NO WAY HES BACK!!

[@obsidian9595]

NOT AGAIN 😂😂😂😂 Oh, Mr. Hummus, this was gold.

[@Alberta_Kole]

Yay🎉 finally another basically homless video. Edit: 😂😂 another quality video.

[@MrDrNudel]

Again. Love it 😂

[@StuffIThink]

Basically Homeless vid? Why yes, yes please.

[@aqdrobert]

Janeway: I have uploaded 25,000 viruses to the Borg Collective. Seven: We shall make them pay to unlock via grocery store gift cards.