i just did a bad thing

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[@Siriuslyyy]

Can we just universally accept this genre as the "Bill Wurtz"

[@cooldude6651]

Upbeat rhythms with tons of dissonance and sudden changes in instrumentation, far more than just surrealism.

[@ZopcsakFeri]

We could make a religion out of this!

[@magnuspeacock5857]

@@ZopcsakFeri no, dont

[@CloudMountainJuror]

This song in particular kinda reminded me of Toehider, with the way its lyrics are written and how goofy and bizarre and "stream of consciousness" it is.

[@RickGenis]

Sounds like it takes a bit of influence from XTC.

[@eggboi4517]

Me: does something embarrassing My brain for the next 5 years:

[@zengerfamily4014]

so true

[@xxamor]

Omg me

[@_tordshire_]

The likes are 666

[@_Sheepy]

i can relate somehow

[@someonethatascended4588]

this is my main account and holy egg gun when did this get so many likes what

[@anastasiao4036]

"I just did a strange thing. Now everything's pink." As someone who edits and makes 3D models, I understand this.

[@videogames8261]

source engine

[@lerska4506]

😂

[@JGT-yd2wx]

Lazy purple making how it feels to play engineer.

[@EpicWolfy98]

Unity

[@imacg5658]

My screen when I update to HDRP in Unity

[@KiwiTheRetroGal]

_"this song doesn't slap hard_ _it hits you with a metal chair"_ *-Viva Valente*

[@coreforce9872]

It’s actually more than that. A metal b l o c k .

[@Poincianaa]

@@coreforce9872 it's like getting run over by a house

[@coreforce9872]

It’s like your crush saying “Ew.” When you ask her out.

[@KiwiTheRetroGal]

@@coreforce9872 aaaah, no.

[@coreforce9872]

But it hurts more than getting run over by a house, doesn’t it?

[@Kay-ij2lv]

This is what all apology videos should be like

[@RobotPilots]

"I made a severe lapse of judgement." - A guy who represents disturbing the piece, 2018.

[@sniff338]

Someone this was made in 2018. just look at the date that this was posted

[@rinkitaku2665]

Agreed

[@mementomori2350]

*sits down* *sighs* *wipes a tear* “Guys I just did a bad thingggg I regret the thing I diiiiid”

[@sci_pain3409]

@@mementomori2350 i did not want to make this video...

[@HTPCYMC]

It really do be like that sometimes

[@marchael3154]

How do you properly clean your metal computer?

[@vector2799]

Rip English language

[@aJazzyFeel]

they don't think it be like it is

[@MyTrollking]

I think thats the joke. Woosh

[@sammyjohnson5596]

Are you sure you don’t want to ask about LEGO Star Wars?

[@bibibullets]

Y'ALL, I'M JUST HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HEARD THIS SONG PLAYING IN THE SUPERMARKET TODAY. BILL, CONGRATULATIONS ON MAKING IT TO THE SUPERMARKET PLAYLIST!

[@WendyPerez-Mendoza]

YOOOOOO

[@metalfamilyfanandqueenfan]

AAAHAAHAHAHAH OMFGFGGF THIS JUST MADE MY DAY

[@anomaletix]

thats awesome

[@arossfelder]

Imagine stealing something and then hearing this

[@untitled2792]

Whoever put together the playlist for your store clearly is a person of culture

[@lucid5017]

Plot twist: Bill is a time traveler that accidentally caused COVID and made an apology video about it

[@potatonumber200]

You mean the fucker who ate the bat? Or is Bill the fucker who decided to cook it?😂😂😂😂

[@longoak2783]

@@potatonumber200 the fucker that made it in a lab….

[@longoak2783]

@@deathpallie ?

[@eleanorgracehooper]

@@longoak2783 xD gold.

[@mysteriousDSF]

I can believe that's true

[@OmicronGaming]

when she says she's into bad boys

[@barrythebee7363]

OmicronGaming underrated comment lol

[@TheNameIsDiamond]

oh my god omicron!! lol

[@ianmccurdy1223]

@@shubh5614 ffs I wish I didn't just read that

[@shubh5614]

@@ianmccurdy1223 that's what I said the next morning after asking them what really happened

[@atb_ns]

This comment should have 10000+ 👍

[@nikoleden6113]

This is 2020's theme song

[@BlazeYT_]

You can make a religion out of this

[@alinagolovach7125]

@@BlazeYT_ no- don’t

[@PikaChu-fr4fq]

Yes, everything did indeed turn pink

[@plaguedoctormuffin]

Ha

[@breadboi6902]

followed up by “don’t be racist i am a building”

[@desbugfan8429]

0:50 That bass riff or whatever you wanna call It is my favourite bit of any music I've ever heard.

[@smellthel]

“I’ve let the things I’ve ruined ruin me” damn

[@DualProd]

“All the things are cancelled” how did he- no way

[@claytheghost38]

Maybe, just maybe, *he* made co-vid happen owo

[@DualProd]

Shadow RavenClaw no he’s doing no-vid

[@RaptorOfTheWest]

@@claytheghost38 I guess that was the bad thing he did.

[@straubgd5011]

@@DualProd ...

[@picklejuice1987]

Bill stated the virus and that was the bad thing he did.

[@starfruit9352]

Editor: How many special effects do you want? Bill: *yes*

[@ugly8488]

Honey Berry I think he is the editor

[@softiestyx3209]

hello Hello r/woooosh

[@mindless_jester]

bill wurtz is the editor so yeeeeee

[@starfruit9352]

@@mindless_jester r/wooooosh

[@mindless_jester]

@@starfruit9352 how is that a woosh it isn't even a joke its just

[@philnewton-england7795]

Such a beautiful song. I think we can all relate to some of the things he sings about.

[@heck_bird]

the actual story of this song (from the questions page) “i have 2 stories. one is about the way it was selected, and the other story is about the chorus almost being cancelled. For the song selection, i was using my standard song selection technique, which is to go through all my potential songs, and pick the ones i'm most excited about doing, and put them in a list. i came up with about 30 choices. THEN, this is where i made the mistake: i went around that final list a second time, to try to remove the ones i don't really want, and be left with only the best. The problem is, one by one i found reason to eliminate all of them. Maybe some of them felt too similar to a recent song.... maybe some of them felt too slow... maybe some of them felt too fast.... maybe some were too happy... maybe some of them felt like they would be too boring.... maybe some of them felt like they would be too crazy.... But i eliminated every single one. This is not what's supposed to happen. this is a fear driven situation i found myself in. Really, the important thing to remember when doing the song selection, is that truly any choice can work. Because most of the writing is still ahead, and the entire production is still ahead, and any song, if it's made it to that first list, it has more than good enonugh potential to be turned into something great. But here i was, being so particular that i had actually removed every song from the list. So, in a fit of rage, i un-removed all of them, and very quickly chose one that seemed like the weakest one, which was only 1 line at the time ("just did a bad thing"). Not knowing anything else about that song, which way it could go, not knowing what the 'bad thing' is, ... but it seemed to relate to the situation at hand, and i knew the antidote to this conundrum would be to choose something on a whim that was mostly unknown, just like this one. so that's why i made that choice. then i continued the writing from there, using my standard songwriting procedures and practices. The story behind the first chorus (the "game" section), is this: When i first launched into that section (coming up with half or maybe all of it), i was excited to have something like this, but then after a few more play-throughs i started to feel like that section really doesn't belong in this song. So i actually filed that away as a different song, and tried to continue forward (from 'cancelled') to see what else i can do instead. What else i found wasn't any better, so i eventually had to decide that the "game" section is the best option”

[@jitsekuilman2492]

Thanks for sharing! I keep forgetting that Bill still has that website that he updates regularly...

[@herakon5110]

Computer: So Bill what effects do you want for this song? Bill: Yes

[@Roostest]

"effects" don't you mean acid mixed with shrooms mixed with weed mixed with bath salts

[@daddywarbucks8066]

Have you never seen his songs?

[@jadenjames1177]

I’ve seen this comment on his other videos

[@johnnysu74]

@@jadenjames1177 same

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

This comment is in every video's comment section

[@MrEysox]

This guy predicted the future many times. He's more than what we think.

[@nickdaboii]

lol omg chill

[@largelyquestionablestuff4782]

XD

[@JUNIPERSYRUP]

Yea I was wondering how he knew about quarantine or maybe something else was canceled or something idk :p

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708]

Eysox He’s a time lord

[@beta5696]

I was about to say that this didn’t age well

[@MrJ0mmy]

best song of 2018 this song was ahead of its time

[@evandavis5223]

All the things I'm supposed to do And the places I'm supposed to go Are CANCELLED dude predicted 2020.

[@AlecNormal]

I really think it takes a special sort of talent to use the same few instruments in every song and similar chords, but still have hundreds upon hundreds of unique songs with their own feeling. Bill Wurtz is a god, truly.

[@Dakotazz._]

*"i've ruined everything, i let the things i ruin ruin me,"* wow man me too

[@WorriedtheCircusDemon]

For some reason that lyric got to me

[@maxma1203]

Oh shit thats deep

[@garou9045]

Anti SJWs in a nutshell

[@thegetrktshow]

tik tok in a nutshell

[@dysonmuller5376]

Garou huh?

[@ni_xi]

Friends: *what kind of music do u like* Me: *well it's complicated*

[@AmRosary05]

How. This is just music. Fuck this comment section. Filled so much with low effort bullshit.

[@sparklemypaws172]

It really is not stfu

[@Dia_D_Auth]

@@AmRosary05 nothing is low effort

[@KaiLally9009]

IDontGiveAWhale you uncultured SHI- lol jk

[@shanechenmusic1804]

yee ಠ_ಠ “Listens to Jacob Collier”

[@joniwatson9706]

Lyrics: Just Did A Bad Thing I Regret The Thing I Did And Your Wondering What It Is I'll Tell You What I Did I Did A Bad Thing I'm Having A Bad Day It's Turning Into A Bad Year All The Things I'm Supposed To Do And The Places I'm Supposed To Go Are Cancelled! [oooooooooo] Hey! What's The Name Of This Game? And How Do You Play It? And How Long Does It Take? [bing bong bay-oooo] And How Many Times Is The Game Going To Change? [ah] Hey! Put me Out Of This Place! Out Into the Real World Where Maybe Things Can Go My Way [ooooo] Everything Goes My Way [oooOO] Everyone Knows My Name I'm Having A Bad Dream I Wonder What This Bad Dream Means I Wonder If I'm Sad, I Wonder If I'm Glad, Or If I'm Just having A Sad Glad Dream It's A Sad Mad And Bad Glad Dream [rock n roll instrumental for a sec] And I Won't Get Mad About the Dream If You Promise To Belive In Me It's A Sad Mad And And Glad Scheme It's The Best Scheme I Have And It's Bad Enough For Me And I Won't Get Sad If You Don't See How Bad Glad My Schemes Can Be Just Did A Bad Thing I've Ruined Everything And I've Let The Things I've Ruin Ruin me Hey! What's The Name Of This Game? And How Do You Play It? And How Long Shall It Take? [bing bong bay-oooo] And How Many Times Is The Game Supposed To Change? [ah] Hey! Get me Out Of This Place! Out Into the Real World Where Maybe Things Can Go My Way [ooooo] Everything Goes My Way [oooOO] Everything Goes Astray Just Did A Strange Thing Now Everything Pink

[@TeaAndCroissants]

this comment need to be higher up the section, thank you for making it

[@ScientObject40]

Thank you !

[@rollergalaxy9997]

Thanks for making it, but I saw a few errors: Sad Bad and Mad Glad Scheme Needs to add “just” to “how mad glad my schemes can be”

[@gadg3tmusic]

I get chills every time he goes into those harmonies at 0:47 and 2:20. So satisfying

[@DavidDiMuzio]

At first I thought "Ok, this song is seriously pointless" by 3/4 through I changed my mind to "This is very deep."

[@Liz-lq8hw]

that's the general vibe of bill wurtz

[@chatgptnewslive2023]

can you please make it into a slow piano song? i really think this song has a great potential if you sing it into a sad one.

[@davidperez8372]

And at the end I was like "PINK!?!?"

[@itsgudstuf6485]

r/im14andthisisdeep

[@Judeisbad]

@@itsgudstuf6485 shite i was too late

[@user-fm6kn9ec4c]

I'm convinced bill wurtz isn't a human, he's a omniscient being who can predict the future but can only relay it through songs with cracked music videos

[@cinnamoony3996]

accurate

[@moltengears7483]

True

[@Gudjungvdo]

Wo tat a big word

[@cyberseph]

Omniscient is someone that's all-knowing for anyone who doesn't know. Thanks to • [ yes thats actually their user- ] for correcting me! :)

[@O7ory]

very agreed

[@Mayichipagaelpolen]

1:34 this part always get me by the power of the lyrics and i love it so much

[@crossf1rebeta964]

0:41 I don’t know how or why, but this part just tickles me (in a good way; it’s really catchy).

[@logans3892]

Bill Wurtz songs make very little sense on paper but you somehow understand exactly the feeling he's trying to convey

[@pedrosoares8835]

Im trying to look to the deep meaning of Bill Wurtz's songs

[@foxroulette8016]

The reason nothing makes sense on paper is because the entire point of his music is making something work from what seems like random chaos, especially on a metaphorical level.

[@matthewworden606]

I mean, they say music is the universal language

[@foxroulette8016]

s t a t i c indeed it is.

[@mickymouth2909]

It's the music!

[@SiobhanMalcolm]

Bill making all the songs for all of our moods honestly

[@WateverWatever04]

+

[@minifam1197]

You: how are you feeling? Me: M O U N T S. T H E L E N S

[@MegRabbit]

The end makes me think he washed new red socks in white clothes. Which is absolutely a mood.

[@foodxxxc5582]

Yeah

[@romeomi]

@@minifam1197 mood

[@jermfanaccount]

i like how this guy can make music that resonates with people and inspires them to find their own personal meaning that's powerful to them and then abruptly end it with "now everything's pink"

[@Purplesou345]

"I'm having a bad day, it's turned into a bad year" - The guy who ate a bat in 2020

[@DinnerForkTongue]

- The soldiers in Guam before embarking to Wuhan

[@Kc.supernova]

This guy definitely can predict the future.

[@baguetteofchaos7083]

All Hail The Oracle

[@arynnbeefox3014]

Abby Baylis maybe he made the future

[@baguetteofchaos7083]

ThingShipper3000 Sing along if you get the reference **clears throat** HE IS LORD! DUCK IS LORD! HE IS LORD LORD LORD, DUCK IS LORD! **cough**Starkid**cough**

[@zomdiax5]

You could make a religion out of this

[@casualpants9787]

0:25

[@williambgaming]

He doesn't predict the future, he makes every future.

[@piethedye3948]

if that is true, then that means there is no futu-- holy shit bill come back

[@MarioRacer1]

Pie The dye now we have to make our own terrible futures

[@pakbungphal.5446]

Pastel Fish this is why 2020 is so bad then

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

@@pakbungphal.5446 yep

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

Maybe humans are so stupid they caused all this and bill was stopping us beacuse he is infact a god and now that he's gone we've got noone to save us

[@rushilgirme3969]

Jeez. That chord progression at 0:35, This guy is so creative

[@takeaholiday]

It’s incredible the amount of work that goes into these videos. Motion capturing, filters, text, it’s all so much harder than people would think.

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

For those wondering what he did, it clearly was a bad thing

[@AxxLAfriku]

i did something worse today: i did not tell enough people that i have two hot girlfriends even though i am the unprettiest youtuber ever

[@justaracoonchillinginatoilet69]

@@AxxLAfriku no presents for u this christler

[@jaydonclemons2006]

Maybe. I still haven’t decided

[@jwalster9412]

commit it's you again

[@getrekm8-836]

This angered his father, who punished him severely.

[@dinos0429]

"I've ruined everything, and I've let the things I've ruined ruin me" I like how everyone is ignoring this part.

[@entity447b]

Best phrase in the song IMO

[@LeoStaley]

I reported this song because that line was an invasion of my privacy.

[@mintyspade9390]

Leo Staley UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH did you just assume you have privacy!

[@thegamingsack]

@@mintyspade9390 wait

[@fiend-off-the-grid]

@@thegamingsack no, he's got a point, you don't have any. it's an illusion, just like control

[@sugar-rice]

Listening to this the night before my midterm I’ve barely studied for

[@sportstacker56]

"having a bad day, it's turning to a bad year" "all the things I'm supposed to do and the places I'm supposed to go are cancelled" DID THIS MAN PREDICT COVID

[@LunizIsGlacey]

"Hey! What's the name of this game? How do you play it? And how long shall it take? And how many times are the rules supposed to change? Hey! Let me outta this place! Out into the real world where maybe things can go my way." Fits scarily with Covid.

[@JanMaykiel]

Everyone: Saying that he predicted the future, but no one is asking what is the bad thing he did.

[@Vesper8088]

He unintentionally created the virus, making everything pink.

[@hadeerleila6835]

He did a bad thing

[@jazuzzle]

he made a tiktok trend

[@majaaaaaaaaaawith10as]

He did a bad thing, but he deeply regrets it

[@brynncpoli8012]

He realized that he can tell the future so people came to get him but he murdered them. Edit: I know it’s a dark thought but...

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

It's ok Bill, we forgive you

[@jacob4665]

Someone You Don't Know I don’t.

[@ashesmandalay1762]

Not me

[@majortomenthusiast2950]

Forgive the god

[@kakashi766]

The Lord forgives all who seek forgiveness (biG chunGus is our Lord)

[@DeepShadedGlassesGuy]

We can't be mad at you Bill 💙

[@keyboardegg931]

1:57 I love it when he does this, makes you think "oh it's slowing down and he's repeating the title of the song, it must be ending" then PSYCH

[@nonameless2]

i can't wait for ap lit students in 2050 to study this as poetry

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

Become an English teacher make it happen sooner #BeTheChange

[@averagemacaroni1479]

Me: **is born** My mum:

[@NotASpyReally]

wow

[@thegreenline3656]

The best jokes are the ones that take some time to think of wow!

[@subswithvideo-nx6cr]

@@thegreenline3656 the first joke ever made was a fart joke..

[@realcia4429]

Average Macaroni 420th like

[@mikanandpotato]

So relatable haha😅 i believe everyone could relate too since no mom loves her child :v

[@colliwer]

There's always at least one coherent and deeply profound line in each of these songs, and I vote it's "I've let the things I've ruined ruin me" in this one.

[@mrepictruth6054]

That's one of the things I love about BW songs. It's all very simple and then boom, it hits you with that killer line.

[@Atticellar]

I don't necessarily think there's any more profound message. And that's fine. Some things are just random.

[@jrjubach]

I thought it was the part about the game, like “what is this game, how long do you play it,” and “how many times is it supposed to change?” And he’s really talking about the game of LIFE. Asking profound questions about life lol

[@maniacalmint]

Ya Boi Solzhenitsyn 666th like lol

[@PoorStargazer]

It's like when we ruin a relationship or a great opportunity we can let that define us and hold us down without bouncing back.

[@tw1nt008]

this is unironically my favorite song out of all of them

[@laylover7621]

Why is so fitting for COVID-19? "It's turning into a bad year" (Covid surprised everyone with lasting for a year and then some) "All the plans are cancelled" (Obviously COVID cancelled everything) "How long will this game take?" (When will this be over) "How many times is the game going to change?" (How many times will covid mutate) "Get me out of this place" (Confinement)

[@floop1108]

Look at literally any single comment on this video. Any one. They are all just “omg bill predicted covid it’s all just like 2020 it matches perfectly” and nobody realises that they aren’t original.

[@kristyandesouza5980]

@@floop1108 oh, so i bet it's very easy to you to come up with a whole new concept good enough so someone cares about it, from scratch and just for a KZbin comment huh? Like everyone should try their absolute best to be as original as they can be at all times? Someone already lived your whole life before

[@floop1108]

@@kristyandesouza5980 I’m not saying it’s easy. I’m just saying that people are copying each other for like bait. Also, nobody has lived my life before. That’s not quite how it works.

[@AlwaysTuesday]

@@floop1108 *nobody realizes that this song could mean a lot of things, and the song just so happened to describe quarantine. Also nobody realized that covid jokes stopped being funny after the first month of them.

[@AlwaysTuesday]

@@kristyandesouza5980 it's hard to be original, but if you don't have anything funny or original to say, why comment?

[@thedarkpineapple1537]

bro when he said " bing ,bong ,bay - ooooh" i felt that

[@user-p70totype101]

0:41

[@floofyboony]

Nice pfp

[@midnightwisp8893]

It got me in the feels when he said bing bong bay ayyyyyy

[@averyaan1112]

Which one?

[@therealestobi-wankenobi]

It made me have a flashback to the good times

[@UnusuallySunny]

Me, doing my laundry: *I did a strange thing, now everything's pink*

[@rmt3589]

I feel this.

[@entity_meme8423]

I regret the Weed I hid..

[@riioorii]

@@entity_meme8423 no, dont

[@ladder3257]

just did a*, not i did a

[@cdbrown30]

Can’t imagine writing this song and then experiencing 2020 with all the things that happened.

[@missswiss6498]

The start of the song is basically that one dude who ate the bat. And then the rest is about 2020 and the rest of the years

[@USERV1SION]

“I’m having a bad day, it’s turned into a bad year” - everyone in 2020

[@user-p70totype101]

You could make a religion out of this

[@nutterbutterboy8837]

ٰ no don’t

[@lhidron]

That's me everyday

[@nvrma]

‘Tis twu do

[@nicomaki8682]

"All the things i'm supposed to do and all the places i'm supposed to go are... CANCELLED"

[@filthy_westerner1053]

Germany in WWII: "Lets invade the Soviets right before the Winter!" Germany 5 minutes later:

[@TeamParkhillIsVerySad]

It’s at 69!

[@rockiny]

think that was napoleon

[@kuniosaiki]

This is one of them jokes that I read, they laugh 10 seconds later cause I just clocked it

[@gremlinplague3346]

*Just did a bad thing D:*

[@heyitsmeskylar6564]

*CHRISTANIZE ALL THE KINGDOMS*

[@icommitdie8756]

been looking for this for so long, I love this song

[@AKS-4191]

1:10 Nobody: My brain during the exam

[@tacoderpool]

Anyone else think it kinda sounds like he's singing about being stuck inside and quarantine. I mean I had to check to see if it was recent

[@a_thxna]

nope, 2018. HE PREDICTED THE FUTERE

[@anyavictoria8141]

same

[@kaitkat3034]

I djd toi!

[@mikewalsh137]

Hehe

[@crunchygremlin]

Agreed

[@Hugo_Valentine]

The bad thing he did was not telling us the bad thing.

[@bentownsend4017]

@Kitten life oops I suck i-

[@exems6204]

@Kitten life oops I suck nice

[@grimized]

this is BIG BRAIN time

[@jugi54]

the bad thing he did was that he released corona virus and went back to future and did this shitty normal video

[@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter]

I like your name

[@ermagerd9640]

All his videos have the vibe of late 90s early 00s school infomercials and I adore it

[@loverosal]

Me: *does anything* The internet 0:30

[@funnylookinrat]

If apology videos were more like this then I'd actaully watch them start to finish

[@SharonDraws]

Same

[@spacekid9680]

666 likes oh no

[@SharonDraws]

@@spacekid9680 oh shi-

[@spacekid9680]

@@SharonDraws t

[@SharonDraws]

@@spacekid9680 ...

[@isaacisis5876]

Tik Tok: Hey, we could make a religion out of this The rest of the world: no, don't

[@bortel888]

Tik tok: how ‘bout I do, *ANYWAYYYYY*

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

'Cause that's the way I like to live my life

[@elsnocc6572]

But maybeeeee

[@cool_kidz5474]

Tik Tok: I DONT CARE I MAKE IT MEME

[@lemon.man.6667]

Tik tok: too late

[@isotatalks]

This will definitely be my awesome epic theme song for me evading my taxes in the future and then making a whole theatre play about it.

[@camploismyalias]

the musicianship in thing song OMG!!!!!!

[@michaelsabeh8339]

Billie eyelashes: I make the saddest songs Bill: Hold my umbrella

[@justadumbhuman2719]

I read that normally and then I realised "Billie Eyelashes" and choked on my gum

[@shan4289]

@Jack Castellitto its not supposed to work because bill is one mysterious man :3

[@zin4026]

Jack Castellitto we could make a religion out of bill wurtz.

[@shan4289]

@@zin4026 I thought we already did

[@pigwithscoliosis]

r/boneappletea

[@jae6570]

"i've ruined everything, and i've let the things i've ruined ruin me" stupidly relatable

[@sharpilu9665]

the entire song is stupidly relatable

[@slamduncan6685]

Bill is stupidly relatable... wait no that makes sense

[@jayblueguy9932]

@auhi screw you

[@MailMainbutnot]

@@slamduncan6685 perhaps it's because he, like you, are human

[@josephhubbard4332]

The true genius of Bill Wurtz is making seemingly non-sensical lyrics and yet when you hear them you immediately know to almost anecdotal precision what he is talking about.

[@knightcorelowercase]

how did I not recognize his voice after all this time.

[@cheesypumpkinproductions5890]

When you and your mom are in an argument and you accidentally slam the door shut: 0:01

[@emilywalker6281]

for the love of god let him headline coachella

[@ultralinguistics3083]

I mean he will be in coachella

[@bordensmusic]

idk coachella, but if he's going then I'll join

[@YouDooot]

Ultra Linguistics the ppl on acid are going to trip fukin BALLS when they see his performance

[@teuast]

i would be so down to play in the bill wurtz big band

[@michaelsamir3611]

Little sister: oh that's a tic tok thing. It's from tic to- Me: *s h u t*

[@user-p70totype101]

*Loads Shotgun*

[@6teafrog698]

*grabs battle axe*

[@danielhplays3816]

*loads AK-47*

[@6teafrog698]

@T.R *epicly passes shotgun*

[@clayskates4033]

*calls attack dog*

[@MattCoversTech]

There are so many pretty things musically in this song. I always come back to it.

[@desbugfan8429]

Why are these lyrics so memorable

[@goatygoat235]

I think bill can time travel. “It’s turning into a bad year. All the things I’m supposed to do, all the places I’m supposed to go are *CANCELLED*”

[@maxslater6901]

That line has been stuck in my head this whole quarantine

[@Songjay]

Yeah this song hits different in quarantine

[@averagejoe5742]

Oooooo

[@istopdoors]

hi welcome to *_q u a r e n t i n e_* .

[@navegct8457]

yeah same

[@mr.badtouchman]

2018 in song form

[@imnotnarcian]

For you maybe

[@dasply9243]

*2016

[@kirstyhill1493]

BTFO Eric for everyone my child

[@Danny-mw7uh]

Needs more fortnite

[@migosfan]

Next song is "I just got offended by a Christmas song and i'm a Millenial/feminist/furry" and that one will be the 2018 song.

[@davidsmusic31]

0:50 that bass! Why is it so good

[@GlowingObsidianMusic]

he just has his own music direction by now

[@jaderthegoddess]

_"I've let the things I ruined, ruin meeeee"_ *Damn. Well THAT hurt.*

[@darrentinsley2702]

Fat mood

[@Kay_213_]

Why do memes come and go so fast WTF IS MOOD SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

[@buwawa4453]

came here for happy instead left with existential crisis

[@notchpoodles5864]

《REÐJIVE》 it’s when something is relatable

[@BoneDaddy69420]

He's ruined everything.

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Sorry you feel that way bill, but this song makes up for whatever you did

[@justaracoonchillinginatoilet69]

indeed

[@justaracoonchillinginatoilet69]

@@PlagueStats o fricc i didnt see ur reply lmao, i said the same thing

[@justaracoonchillinginatoilet69]

@@pointofnoreturn2004 *b u t a n i m e i s a s i n*

[@COJ.Island]

Merry Christmas 🎄🎄🎄

[@pental.a.d.3289]

why do you follow me everywhere

[@IUseRandomPfps]

Me after convincing my little brother blue fire is cold

[@lillithflames856]

played this every day of quarantine still am playing it

[@actingempty3108]

The line "I've ruined everything and I've let the things I've ruined ruin me." Should not hit me in the feels as hard as it does.

[@syk0saje]

3real5me

[@mikohiro9716]

@Chadwick Boseman shush

[@mazzuli5005]

my sleep schedule

[@gaslightingabbie]

No it ruined him that his evil twin will burtz ruined everything. Bill Wurtz songs need to be very closely watched and analyzed

[@LeoStaley]

Yeah, I already reported this song for that line invading my privacy.

[@bladestormblue640]

Everyone talking about how he predicted 2020, but no one is talking about how GOOD THIS SONG IS Edit: Well, now everyone is talking about how good this song is. I have been outplayed by the comment section.

[@rishamaliuden101]

The song is perfect

[@jackpowell233]

Risham Aliuden agreed

[@wilmerreinholdsson1181]

Yes

[@t11urtle63]

i keep coming back here all the time lol

[@DJIsDumb]

@@t11urtle63 same

[@BrandoBurbi]

I should send this to my friends whenever I have a bad day

[@alexchandler4213]

Its great how his videos are completely random with weird lyrics, then he’ll just hit you with “I’ve let the things I’ve ruined ruin me.” sToP

[@daddymememaster5432]

Bill Wurtz did an oopsie.

[@spartacus778]

Could you be kind enough to give me a picture of your hands?

[@xd_mihael]

Im gloria booger

[@Gamma_Radiation]

Where's Oopsie Doopsie when you need 'em

[@bloocheeseformaboi881]

and your watching poo news.

[@PasCone103Z]

@@spartacus778 KIRA YOSHIKAGEEEEEE!

[@Baileyando]

It shocks me that he doesn’t monetize any of his videos. 😂

[@NXE212]

he is probably already rich and make his video free as a charity to us

[@canhedotricks6078]

Baileyando petition for bill to monetize his videos

[@ezra6094]

Maybe that's the bad thing that he regrets xD

[@joshvrolyk]

@Nestor fat Yoshis unite

[@omEon]

@@ezra6094 lol

[@404sky8]

"hey that's from tik-" *Mysteriously dies*

[@Sylvi3cat]

This pops back into my head for like, a week each year.

[@loogy1997]

“might quit.”: *releases* everyone then: I’m having a bad day. everyone 1 year later: it’s turning into a bad year.

[@fableishere4528]

AlbumLists Y E S

[@aristotlerye9033]

You You not wrong my dude

[@egregius9314]

Bad decade?

[@Guy-py6go]

Tomorrow my friend, is the one year anniversary of my sadness.

[@Elomentoplayz]

1 month later Everyone : coronavirus predicted

[@jallsangaasmr2664]

Is it me or do all of your songs sound exactly the same but completely different...

[@addacc8155]

jallsanga ASMR yes, he has his own genre 😂

[@jallsangaasmr2664]

Add Acc exactly 😄

[@starcubey]

This comment makes absolutely no sense but I get what you mean.

[@TAP7a]

Y’ever wonder how you can tell a Metalica song from an Iron Maiden song despite them genuinely sounding very similar? That. He’s an artist that’s worked hard to establish an easily read fingerprint, and that forms the base camp from which he explores his style

[@tenzintsenpey5274]

Same goes to every eminem song

[@songerkids690]

now we need an instrumental version

[@ErikPlayzYoutube]

I don't know why, but the music at 1:38 just sounds really good

[@karamboubou8579]

if you blink you miss half an hour of editing

[@InternetDweller009]

...

[@RADIOACTIVEBUNY]

Hearty laugh in the car. Oh shit I guess I did a bad thing too I’m watching this while in the car. Driving. I did a bad thing.

[@martinszymanski2607]

Basically.

[@ash4d]

My eyes are now dried from not blinking

[@_danvasco]

karam boubou I’m the 1k like lol

[@fruit_coketail3652]

"I'm having a bad day" Oh hey 2020 lmao "Its turning into a bad year" ...hehe 2020... kinda- "All the things I'm supposed do..." No dont- "And the places I'm supposed to go" NO PLEASE- "Are cancelled" *B R U H*

[@fabmoneyy]

"Hey, get me out of this place, out into the real world..."

[@blanchegreco7201]

He predicted 2020

[@egoeagle8860]

are - cancelled.

[@hemo4963]

Maddie Abbie I’m sorry he didn’t

[@hemo4963]

He made 2020

[@sunsunmoon8385]

“And everything is cancelled” *checks date of video*

[@WhozWilly]

its been five years, song still bangs

[@WanderinKind]

Covid19: Hey Everyone: All the things I'm supposed to do and the places I'm supposed to go are CANCELLED

[@pinecone3334]

Joy it’s turning into a bad year

[@littlemeloncoli3017]

@Andrew Belanger I was just about to reply that

[@GoatMan64]

That came to my head the moment I heard ot

[@obscurerat7513]

@Andrew Belanger you stole the words right outta my mouth.

[@uhetsberger]

I can’t tell if this quote aged like fine wine or like milk.

[@torinlassu402]

Police: what drugs are you on Bill: yes

[@ea09]

He's not on drugs tho.

[@WALKER-of2ec]

ea09 r/wooooooooooosh

[@ea09]

@@WALKER-of2ec I don't think i got r/whoosh'd. Most People think he's on drugs, LSD, etc.

[@katycliffe7454]

ea09 r/doublewhoooooossssshhhh

[@BugaferJones]

@@ElliotGien r/triplewoooosh *(Wait is that a thing-)*

[@Starlights56]

this is confusing but it sounds so great.

[@perih3lion]

"I'm having a bad day, it's turning into a bad year" Painfully relatable line