@@chilibeer3912 How many eagles per stadium length is 70 km/h?
@shiwi299011 ай бұрын
@@GregJonson WHAT IN THE LEGAL GENOCIDE WEAPON IS A KM????
@charlesrocks11 ай бұрын
THE LORDS UNIT OF MEASURE
@LordSirNathaniel11 ай бұрын
@@shiwi2990 Too easy bro, 1KM = 126x M1-Abrams Tank
@mwylie108511 ай бұрын
props to nik for driving all the way back to Canada to tell us about the subscription percantages...true dedication
@coltonchristensen286311 ай бұрын
Paula saw Alex terrible sitting in the middle of the forest wow so lucky
@samcrorie11 ай бұрын
😂
@sourgummyworms4511 ай бұрын
*wrestling some crocodile 🐊
@aleasha.k.b11 ай бұрын
Nope, he was chillin with a gator, learning all the noises!
@NikNocturnalTwitchClips11 ай бұрын
*Hell yeah brother!*
@Bryandillhyon11 ай бұрын
Hell yeah brother
@TeeAtche11 ай бұрын
Hell yea brother
@Ryo7_711 ай бұрын
Many welcomes and a yee haw, or whatnot. ✌️
@chriso797211 ай бұрын
Hell yeah brother
@coldmoonlight636111 ай бұрын
You're on the Cleetus McFarland KZbin chann...... Wait a second..... 🤔
@dirtydoge75611 ай бұрын
Man gassed up in Savannah, GA at midnight and didn't get strong arm robbed. Sounds like there were several miracles on this trip lol
@Mallcheese11 ай бұрын
As a fellow Floridian I can definitively say that the speed limit signs are really just speed suggestions 😂
@lgkninja11 ай бұрын
The speed limit is the speed minimum if you’re cool
@SteCap41611 ай бұрын
Unless you run into highway patrol 😢 But sheriffs will blast through those signs 😂
@GamerDaSkater11 ай бұрын
@@lgkninjaI bet you’re also one of those weirdos driving slow in the left lane 💀
@mattthompson590811 ай бұрын
As a floridian I agree. But I've been in new orleans for the past 2 months and they see red lights as a suggestion here lol. Its wild how many ppl just blow thru lights
@yutasteyennie11 ай бұрын
There’s speed limits here? News to me 😂
@vincentfalcone921811 ай бұрын
The weird thing about America is you can drive on the Interstates through multiple states and see basically nothing. Other than the Northeast corridor our major cities are very spread out and the Interstates often don't go directly through them. I recently drove from Western NC to NYC and somehow managed to not pass through a single significant city on the way there. Just miles of nothing.
@Deminese211 ай бұрын
I wouldn't call it nothing. Interstates just dont go through the direct middle of shitloads of towns and cities with populations of 15-100k+. Nobody would want that.
@baileyf199811 ай бұрын
Alot of interstates take you through cities, though typically driving through a city isn't the fastest route since you will typically run into traffic and slower speed limits. But there are alot of highways that will take you through the cities. I5 for example will take you from Vancouver BC to Tijuana, MX going through Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Los Angeles and San Diego on the way.
@connerstines157811 ай бұрын
You think we're spread out? Canada is that times 1000.
@friedrudibega638411 ай бұрын
A lot of farmland. That’s where food comes from.
@katatzzz11 ай бұрын
Glad my artwork made it also to the thumbnail haha😂🤘🏼
@NikNocturnalTwitchClips11 ай бұрын
Too good not to
@PBRatLord11 ай бұрын
As someone who grew up in the west about 200 miles from the nearest big city, it's always entertaining to hear people's first realization as to how big and empty the US is.
@pixelactivist11 ай бұрын
way too damn big!
@evenzeroescanbeheroes687511 ай бұрын
Someone needs to get this man to a Buc-ee's
@EddieTHead226610 ай бұрын
I'm in CO. Our first Buc-ees is five miles down I 25 From me. It has been in construction for months and finally they announced opening end of March. I can't wait
@Budrow71011 ай бұрын
Is it just me or does nik just live in KZbin? Like it feels like seeing you irl would glitch my mind 😂
@donbishop699411 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rexlupis11 ай бұрын
I saw him at a few death metal shows in Toronto over the years. Seeing people in the flesh you only know from a parasocial relationship is always a weird interaction. Wherever he is in the states now, I'm sure some people in the local metal scene will have the same experience.
@skyettv11 ай бұрын
having seen him at like 5? shows over the last few years it was always a very weird experience but it was fun
@StayTh1rsty11 ай бұрын
Like seeing a teacher at the grocery store
@aperfecttool25710 ай бұрын
@rexlupis no you didn't. Nik isn't real. He is a collective hallucination that youtube made because Canada has no people just giant raccoons. moose, and Tim Hortons. That's why counterparts lyrics are so depressing, as the song so nearly sang, "you'd also cry man if you were Canadian"
@Elagabalus71111 ай бұрын
If Canada to Florida was a lack of civilization for this man, he needs to try driving across Nevada or some other South West stuff
@Weather_Nerd11 ай бұрын
Right! Hwy 50 through Nevada. Or even interior Canada and into Alaska.
@Dwendele11 ай бұрын
You know he's a basement dweller by that comment.... Canada is what, like FOUR cities and a bunch of wilderness/frozen tundra and he's complaining about lack of. Civilization.... On THE EAST COAST!?!?
@donborvio11 ай бұрын
Or if you like endless farms, Nebraska/Kansas
@PrelectXBL11 ай бұрын
I've done the cross country drive from LA to New England a few times. The second you get past Ontario it is just vast nothingness until Vegas. Then after Vegas, it's pretty much nothing until Denver. Then pretty much nothing Shaun until St. Louis. Then back to nothing until the tri-state.
@Elagabalus71111 ай бұрын
@@PrelectXBL Yeah, I'm from near Denver and I've driven to California one way and all the way to Maryland the other. The scale of nothing the continental US has to offer is staggering, sometimes in a good way. Not to detract from other countries of course. I can't imagine driving across the Northwest Territories up north.
@RX7_MR11 ай бұрын
Nik is a great story teller.
@rewoundmusic231211 ай бұрын
"did a deer fart or explode?" bro is out here asking the real questions fr
@CatherineBriseboisCatWoods11 ай бұрын
Why do I get a feeling Nik rarely left Toronto... 😂 Gosh, moving back from middle of nowhere New Brunswick back to Quebec, in early March, was definitely an adventure a few years ago. Going though the middle of New Brunswick through logging unpaved road was something else... With a meowing cat on the back seat... Finding hotels or motel who accept cats can be interesting as well... Glad you made it OK. Best of luck!
@joshharrison905411 ай бұрын
The best is Highway 1 between Brandon and Calgary. There’s like two cities in 1300 kilometres on the flattest and straightest highway you’ll ever see.
@CatherineBriseboisCatWoods11 ай бұрын
@@joshharrison9054 I once did Edmonton / Cold Lake for a job interview... There weren't many towns or gas stations along the way...
@joshharrison905411 ай бұрын
@@CatherineBriseboisCatWoods sounds like most of Saskatchewan lol
@dmphax11 ай бұрын
I am in South East NB, having moved from Eastern Ontario in 1996 :) love it here! Quebec is also a great province, and by far the best metal shows/audiences.
@dmphax11 ай бұрын
@@CatherineBriseboisCatWoods I am in Moncton, never been to the Chi. :)
@Tea_Enjoyer2711 ай бұрын
I've lived there my whole life; PA is absolutely unhinged. It's fuckin awesome.
@tho_she_be_but_litl11 ай бұрын
Right? If a couple of deer, a bear, and a skin walker are all they saw, they're doing well.
@thanebear11 ай бұрын
Hell yeah brother! keystone state supreme
@nathanielcava412811 ай бұрын
Ah yes the elusive pennsyltuckey area 😂
@fire_n_ice198411 ай бұрын
Drove through Haines Pass, Yukon to Haines, Alaska one night. When we reached the boarder, it was like 2am and no one was there. All you had to do was stand in front of the camera and show your ID (This was before the requirement to have passports). The mind was blown, those were better times for sure.
@dennistrusty514511 ай бұрын
Now drive up to Seattle Washington... Also the speed limit thing no one in America drives the speed limit unless they are 90 years old. So if you want to fit in do at least 10mph over the speed limit
@Mandingy2411 ай бұрын
Up here around Portland OR if you're going the speed limit on the highway you're an active road hazard 😂😂
@dennistrusty514511 ай бұрын
@@Mandingy24 lol I'm not but that's funny
@aperson360811 ай бұрын
Canada’s gonna miss you Nik❤️
@Ferniramirez_11 ай бұрын
Paula most likely saw a Wendigo, those are mainly reported on the northeast of the country. I’m intrigued to what exactly it was she saw.
@samcrorie11 ай бұрын
Yep... I'm from NC and a large part of the country is just trees, random critters and a black void dotted with a few farms and Walmarts.
@railroadcityfishing775811 ай бұрын
nice you drove right thru my neck of the woods in Pennsylvania
@TheMostGloriousBeard11 ай бұрын
I live in western Pennsylvania….it is a whole lot of woods haha.
@EddieYettie11 ай бұрын
I’m from Pennsylvania and everything you just said, accurate as fuck. I can’t stress that enough…
@TheMostGloriousBeard11 ай бұрын
Same. At least we’re not Ohio.
@michaelkozma592911 ай бұрын
Welcome fellow Metal brother, we're glad to have you. 🤘 I'm in Florida a few times a year. When I visit my family is not too far from A Day To Remember.
@slamkam0711 ай бұрын
7:12 if youre wondering if america is haunted, the entire country was built on top of native american burial grounds.
@danielstarr903711 ай бұрын
Especially Florida
@ShadowFlame42011 ай бұрын
tbf so was canada. and basically the entire western hemisphere
@slamkam0711 ай бұрын
@ShadowFlame420 yeah but we were meaner. So that makes the ghosts angrier so there
@arkentertainment73778 ай бұрын
I live in Pennsylvania and hearing your experience driving through it is great and spot on.
@uddhav108011 ай бұрын
My family did two road trips. One from Georgia to North Dakota, and abother from GeORGIA to Utah. Great times. I brought my guitar on both.
@andreeam.188811 ай бұрын
You should do more story telling time, I laughed my ass off😂😂 Glad you got there safe eventually. Greetings from Europe❤
@carpediem399111 ай бұрын
W00t Canada just got better! We stand on guard for theeeee!
@jamesp71311 ай бұрын
Dude drove through Silent Hill at 2am completely oblivious.
@Zinetha11 ай бұрын
Watched this on my break at work, and when I got back, my brain was confused for a moment as to "why is my coworker still doing the same thing as when I left"... until I realized I was only gone for, like, 20min. Not several hours... Shows what a good storyteller you are 😂
@pixelactivist11 ай бұрын
So happy for your new adventure. I would love to learn more of why Orlando. Im an ex-Orlandian of 30 years (36yrold) and it took me 15 years to get out.
@ryancomerford252511 ай бұрын
Welcome to Orlando! It’s a pretty fun place to live
@TheSalPic11 ай бұрын
Whattup Orlando!
@thomashalley725811 ай бұрын
Canada to Florida is such a big change.
@UndyingRein11 ай бұрын
Driving from where I live in East Texas to Denver, Colorado is around 14 hours. Add in a 1 year old, bathroom stops, exhaustion stops, and caffeine stops, it came out to about 17 hours. It was pitch black going through New Mexico into Colorado. I didn't even seem like I was surrounded by cities or nature. Just highway. On the way back through there during the daytime was insane. I could see all kinds of mountains and nature. I was amazed that I was in the same place.
@84jdgregory11 ай бұрын
I've seen dozens of your videos but never subscribed. I'm just old and don't worry about that. I just subscribed. Welcome to America! Been to Canada once back in like 1994 and it was beautiful. Would love to visit again as an adult. Good luck in Florida. It's the Russia of the USA as far as internet vids go. Other than that...gators...rain...and a bunch of really cool beautiful stuff.
@RM-nf5eq11 ай бұрын
Congratz on escaping this hell world. Hope to join you soon!
@jasonpoland550711 ай бұрын
GrandmaMetal from the Fam here - welcome to the US! Wish you could I’ve dropped by on the way - so happy for you and Paula bro
@wolvez27249 ай бұрын
as a PA native & resident, the entire southern/western part of the state is basically mass blobs of forests with gaps big enough for towns & suburbs, the only "city" is like New Chester & Harrisburg, fr rough out here
@jamiepetrakovitz423811 ай бұрын
Good story bro. Welcome 🎉
@dlsisson197011 ай бұрын
We have a ton of cryptids in the eastern US. Could have been mothman, jersey devil, skunk ape, flatwoods monster, beast of bladenboro, loveland frogmen, Michigan dogman, Dover demon, Rougarou, Tennessee Wildman, the snallygaster, and more.
@patrickgarrity716611 ай бұрын
Driving through PA should give you an idea of why ABR writes such good music 😂
@tylerpayonk409611 ай бұрын
PA is pretty fun. The weather changes a lot.
@PPPasha511 ай бұрын
Pensilvania is where Motionless In White live. So, technically dracula, correct
@nikolasbocari5711 ай бұрын
Every time we yawn, do deaf people think we are screaming?
@smokejc11 ай бұрын
no
@UnknownAutist-pb6ml11 ай бұрын
You and Alex could hang out more now
@MikeyV7711 ай бұрын
Great story Nick. I live in South Florida near Fort Lauderdale and it takes me almost 5 hours just to drive to Georgia Florida is a lot bigger than it looks.
@hockeybum203311 ай бұрын
Welcome to the land of the Skunk Ape! Need a stream of you and Paula Sasquatching haha. Enjoy your new home and good luck to you both!
@ToxicChaos11511 ай бұрын
So interesting hearing you talk about that long ass drive. I recently moved from California to New York with my fiance. It took like 49hrs ☠️ but it was fun over the course of 9 days.
@Aw_drew_it11 ай бұрын
Next time you take a trip, check out the Love and Bee rest areas very nice gas station's
@drewverses11 ай бұрын
I’ve done the 2am trip through Pennsylvania (Massachusetts to Wisconsin) All forest and road, 90mph, tons of deer, and if any of them decided to cross the road there was nothing you could do but hit them. So glad my wife was sleeping and never saw it.
@noahjones423711 ай бұрын
Welcome stateside man, hope you enjoy your time here
@The_basement_sounds11 ай бұрын
Just did this same move but from Indiana but down in FL now too!
@Tragich3ro11 ай бұрын
glad to have you here!
@chilibeer391211 ай бұрын
Welcome to the sunshine state and good luck in the summer. You will also see some of the best and also absolutely terrifying drivers in the rain down here.
@TheSalPic11 ай бұрын
All with their flashers on.
@tho_she_be_but_litl11 ай бұрын
Interested to see how Nik and Alex Terrible feel about FL 6 to 8 months from now
@TheSalPic11 ай бұрын
@@tho_she_be_but_litl HOT! RAIN! HURRICANE!
@tho_she_be_but_litl11 ай бұрын
@@TheSalPic did you just write the lyrics to the chorus for next banger?
@TheSalPic11 ай бұрын
@@tho_she_be_but_litl OMG I THINK I DID!!!
@Aw_drew_it11 ай бұрын
You and Paula had fun metal ride to America. Welcome to the states brother
@PGNHazard11 ай бұрын
literally did the same drive basically not too long ago. Went to PA for a funeral and then joined my family on vacation in Panama City. It's all mountains for a while and those are the worst drives.
@PGNHazard11 ай бұрын
plus we actually live in Georgia and travel to Savannah often for wok (wedding photography/video) I-16 isn't that great
@TylerRice-m1g11 ай бұрын
I drove from southern Wisconsin to southern Texas non stop. Almost died when the Texas highways were loopy as fuck, high in the air and also 75 mph limit
@danielstarr903711 ай бұрын
Some are 85🎉
@dmphax11 ай бұрын
We drove Orlando to New Brunswick, Canada when my husband moved here. I believe we split it into 3 days, it was 11 years ago now, but it was a once in a lifetime experience for sure. 😅
@devinspartan613911 ай бұрын
Welcome to the states bro!
@vagary192611 ай бұрын
Welcome to central Florida! I’m sure I’ll see you at The Conduit for metal shows. Drinks on me.
@rebekahcarter812011 ай бұрын
I have to imagine a lot of Canada is rural & dark too. But maybe you've never traveled much outside of Toronto? But yeah, your observations on the US are spot on.
@84jdgregory11 ай бұрын
As a Texan/American..Welcome sir! We love you. We love Canadians. Have you heard of Jimi Hendrix (joke)? I request a solo that embraces both the Canadian and US national anthems.
@seallen7111 ай бұрын
Had to have been rt. 19 through PA.
@ChuckThree11 ай бұрын
Ah lawd, not even our northern border secure 😪
@mistawintaz10 ай бұрын
bro i drove from GA to Vancouver for a move. Those long drives are no joke
@thesunthatsankmusic11 ай бұрын
Bro I drive from CALI to PA fucking worst experience of my life and you’re totally right about how it randomly goes in and out from city to absolutely nothing for hours on end
@nracan9411 ай бұрын
Yesss my joke made it in at the end of the video 😂😂 15:03
@TotalxTroll25k11 ай бұрын
Nik the American KZbin, Twitch and Metal legend😤
@mattyorshin11 ай бұрын
Best story ever
@dead_in_hollywood11 ай бұрын
As someone who lives in Pennsylvania, everything he said about it was so accurate
@mikefrary52211 ай бұрын
No one‘s ever at Niagara Falls. It’s kind of nice near the Falls and everything but that once you get a couple blocks away for the Falls and instantly turns into a bagdad burnt out, boarded up buildings everywhere there might be a store here there, but there’s surroundings of the stores are all fucking crack out is Niagara Falls New York from not a pretty place, it’s some good shows I come through there every now and then though
@mechanismstudios345911 ай бұрын
Bro you went from the freezer to the oven, welcome in 🤘
@defunction337211 ай бұрын
Congrats on the move. We're happy to have you! Welcome to the land of the free! Next step is citizenship
@FurorAeternumXBL11 ай бұрын
She saw a dang samsquatch
@archenemy224211 ай бұрын
Ya'll made it just in time for the Machine Head and Orbit Culture show in Orlando on Thursday. Yall should go
@TotalxTroll25k11 ай бұрын
When I drive from St.Louis to Orlando, about half the driving time is in Florida. It’s such a long state.
@mattyorshin11 ай бұрын
Tennessee is so boring of a drive
@WittyName4411 ай бұрын
"Not really the same place" - more true words have never been spoken.
@julietmike101811 ай бұрын
If you're in Florida, I know there are a couple of very big fans with me here up on the panhandle who have some very American hardware that we would love to have you out to sample.
@harrisonmauldin509011 ай бұрын
As an atlantian, I hope you guys had a great time with atlanta Traffic haha, and can confirm, I-16 going to savanah and I-95 are just empty nothingness so I can see what you meant.
@joebno311 ай бұрын
6:47 Thats PA for ya
@darthkso374510 ай бұрын
Welcome to America bro. Glad you’re an American ❤️🤍💙🤘🏽
@SylviusTheMad11 ай бұрын
Wait, you fled Canadian content regulation? That's a story Canadians need to hear.
@Pnk_Rckr11 ай бұрын
Oh bro. Texas alone is at least a 24 hour drive north to south. Texas is a rough drive
@ranmanguitar11 ай бұрын
From one Canadian to another Nik its easy to get into the states from Canada. Coming back to Canada front he states is a lot harder.
@nickshepley256611 ай бұрын
We’re jealous but happy for you
@doodguy9 ай бұрын
13:38 Brah you do realize that Waze tells you if you’re exceeding the speed limit. Why do you need the speed on the dash?
@Brutal_Cabrera11 ай бұрын
Nik does this mean now you will attend shows here in Florida and we can get to see you?
@wafflerl421511 ай бұрын
What made you decide to move to the irl garry's mod server?
@PossiblyABird11 ай бұрын
As a Floridian I can confirm the state is massive.
@stubbsjw1711 ай бұрын
Now that you live in Florida, if you don't go to Rockville in May in Daytona Beach, we will all be disappointed.
@genesisansbro493611 ай бұрын
You’d fit in with the Adams family 😅 Florida sun should do you good. I’m ready to watch this transition.
@MsOlikk11 ай бұрын
Bro can tell a STORY!
@danielstarr903711 ай бұрын
Welcome home 😎
@Panda_Biscuits11 ай бұрын
"Did any deer fart and explode?" I am dead.
@ulfhedtyrsson11 ай бұрын
In USA highway means big long road. Interstate is highway.
@MrKoolaidjam11 ай бұрын
As a Canadian, I am jealous. I've been trying to leave to the US
@bearbutcherbrendan752811 ай бұрын
When you get to Florida don’t worry about speed limits they’re optional
@JoshSometimesJon11 ай бұрын
Welcome to Florida! Fantastic metal scene here. See ya in the pit :)