I Legally Had The Worlds Shortest Marriage

[@MaxFosh]

For more silly antics, come see me on tour! Get your tickets here: maxfosh.co

[@todthesushimonster1256]

What a move to pull an advert while getting married

[@JacobHGamez]

lol

[@nanduhamel626]

Never knew someone had the same name, idk anyone with the name Nan but myself.

[@mochisharvey]

one of the greatest ad read

[@yourlocalpunkkid6136]

no way you just had a stag do at spoons

[@GingerPale]

"I'm Max Fosh and i'm going to serve the shortest jailtime EVER after being given a Life-Sentence It''s time to break out, kind of like how Surfshark helps you break out of-"

[@justinblin]

Bring back thicpale

[@ioana_raducea-marin]

🤣🤣🤣

[@seagummy]

GINGERPALE?

[@georgie3528]

you're like the last person i expected to see here lmao

[@styx9637]

*Surfshark is god, god is Surfshark*

[@smashaboneplayz9918]

Max is the only person to do an AD statement during his marriage

[@pyc1757]

I some how feel like SOMEONE has done that before lol

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[@RealGeekOutGamer]

Maybe Linus could too

[@rocketboysmc]

Now if there was one reason I would want to get a divorce just after marrying that would be it.

[@freyjathehealer5559]

His AD reads are getting braver. He did one in court and now he’s done one while getting married

[@cavanpearson-watson4931]

I can just imagine her wedding speech. "Some of you may not know but this is actually my 2nd wedding. My last marriage lasted 3 minutes. Hopefully this one lasts a bit longer"

[@katem5520]

That sounds so interesting though!🤭 Definitely an ice breaker when it comes to wedding speeches haha

[@ha8008]

nice shade of blue

[@spudsbuchlaw]

OMG YES!! That would make such a great speechA

[@spudsbuchlaw]

@@ha8008 I now pronounce you. Wife and wife!

[@Telemergion]

I wonder if Max will get an invite

[@Dalthos2]

Ironically, he also had the most harmonious marriage in history as well.

[@shatterhacked]

Oh, yeah. Even the divorce was respectful.

[@benjaminkuch2558]

As someone who has been in a relationship for slightly over one and a half days, this makes me really proud of us for going so long!

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

Eyy congrats man

[@nialljasper2481]

Congrats, how is it keeping up?

[@shanegerman6505]

Average middle School relationship

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

Any secrets for making it last?

[@Eugen1344]

Looser! I've had a relationship last one day. Thus, I won in a shortest relationship contest

[@Qoushik]

Imagine Max getting married for real, and during the vows he brings up his Surfshark sponsor deals. That'll probably happen!

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[@Mikkel-of-Lolland.]

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[@MasterOfDemons12]

Well.. He did get married for real

[@harry_5927]

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[@MakkerStein]

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[@Sebbir]

Sylvia was such a good sport. She’s definitely a keeper… oh wait

[@nipunadodan]

Lolz! But her fiance is even more of a good sport haha 😂

[@Sebbir]

@@nipunadodan definitely haha

[@PitWChannel]

@@nipunadodan or he wanted to embrace the chance of getting rid of her ;-)

[@KhoPhi]

@@PitWChannel For 3 minutes, definitely!

[@Jenkkimie]

Their marriage didn't go deeper.

[@Woah_Egg]

Max is the kind of man you would see at a pub and he would tell stories no-one believes because he just does the silliest things

[@Zuignap]

Go home max, you're drunk, that obviously didn't happen!

[@MrNikolidas]

Except he is in the rather unique position of having the receipts on this channel, unlike the random bloke down the pub xD

[@YoungCoconuttt]

some would even say he’s silly to the max!

[@rtxf]

And then plug surfshark in the middle of the stories

[@lanmandragoran8337]

Sillius Maximus.

[@hugenerd97]

This will be an incredible story for Sylvia to tell at dinner parties or to her future kids if she has any.

[@killertaker3990]

In the 3 minutes during her short marriage. Her poor Fiance had to let his family know that his girl got married...

[@DavidWeinehall]

"Kids, have I ever told you the story about how I met my first husband?"

[@Gamer-kn7fi]

As long as she doesnt start with "Let me tell you how i met your father"

[@Dhairya3333]

​​@@DavidWeinehallso it all started in 2013 when I went on a Hongkong trip with my sister Lisa

[@theopneustos-eureka]

The luck of him finding Sylvia who has a fiancée (i.e. pretty much guaranteed she'd want a divorce, since she has some other guy), but also being willing to marry him. Insane.

[@dfpguitar]

It's hard to imagine it wasn't a plant. The video just wouldn't have worked without her.

[@XoIoRouge]

Well, I wouldn't do this with someone I didn't trust - and I don't trust strangers. He probably asked on his Patreon or Discord. Everyone else he asked in public was actually random - he wasn't serious, so if anyone's vibe didn't check (i.e. they said yes) he would just cut it out from the video. Sylvia said her fiancee watches Max, so it's likely that's how they found out. There's a lot of behind the scenes that happens in youtube videos.

[@agathish]

or scripted

[@DarthDuck404]

Imagine he does this and the girl tried to stay with him lol

[@TriadAgone]

I love how the old guy was like 'bird or a bloke?' And he said 'idk yet' and all the old guys just went 'yeah okay ' and continued the conversation

[@fee8422]

we stan kev, kev and kev

[@csanadhorvath]

just goes to show how most people are fine with it and don't really care about these sort of things as long as you're happy. Its always the 10% on one extreme end of the scale (being overly provocative just for attention), and the 10% on the other extreme end of the tolerance scale (anti lgbtq, and hate all these people) who give their minorities a really bad name. 8/10 people are chill with everyone if you are kind and happy :)

[@vamp3340]

Wholesome

[@slinger7529]

@@csanadhorvath no its the 99% who dont like children being indoctrinated with ideologies that state you can be the opposite gender

[@sandro7]

I have to know, is bird supposed to be British slang for a woman orrr was he asking if he was gonna get married to an actual bird - which to be fair would be totally in character

[@C.DFootball]

Fair play to Silvia for actually agreeing to the insane deal

[@collinbeal]

She's already engaged, so she basically got a free entertaining story to tell at the reception. Clever girl

[@hellterminator]

Not to downplay Sylvia's part, but to me, the real hero is Gerson. “Hey buddy, can I marry your fianceé?” “Please.” What a Chad!

[@gm2407]

When Gerson and Silvia get married for real Silvia will have to say she has been married before when they do either Church bans or announcement through the office of births, marriages and deaths.

[@dannyboy4682]

Is a win for everyone. Being engaged he knew she wouldn't stay married or drag out a divorce for assets. I love everything about this

[@tehs3raph1m]

@@gm2407 not for an annulment which is what they had, it's different to a divorce. It essentially undoes the marriage rather than a divorce and can only be done at the start of a marriage.

[@kcchristian]

“A privilege usually reserved for the Royal family” Well, you see, Max, you are an ex-Royal by marriage so I think that counts

[@reinei1]

Except his Husband was catholic and thus no longer considered royal in the eyes of the crown...

[@panda4247]

Also the marriage was annulled, so it legally never happened

[@ASocialistTransGirl]

@Don't Read Profile Photo okay

[@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2]

​@@panda4247 not necessary for same sex marriages

[@multifandomnerd1328]

@@panda4247 we dont actually know if it was annulled, all we know is that max' lawyer handled it

[@aloisplease]

Sylvia is suddenly one of the most beloved guests on the channel lmao.

[@PossiblyDuck]

Of course she is! She's Max's wife. Hang on a second... She's Max's ex-wife.

[@claravialas]

3:54 you can immediately tell their profession by the look on their faces

[@sirasaturn]

I was looking for this comment 😭

[@lorddoobsworth144]

💀

[@miriambalance9518]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the speed at which Max came out with "I love your breads" when the man said his name was Nan? Gold!

[@ChipsChallenge95]

There was a cut….

[@fernleafie]

Literally comedy gold. I went wild

[@aperture0]

Bruh I feel dumb. I thought Nan was a name. 😢

[@РамазанДжанибеков-о8м]

@@fernleafie Could you explain it to me please? Not a native speaker, so I don't get the joke((

[@fernleafie]

@@РамазанДжанибеков-о8м There is a type of bread called Naan bread, it’s pronounced “Nan” - so since the guy’s name is ‘Nan’, Max is joking about how he loves (Nan’s) bread Implying that the dude is the creator of Naan bread kinda 🤭 Hope that helped!

[@circeismyspirit]

Max casually having two marriages within a year

[@dog_backward]

More appropriate title of the video should be Any%glitchless_speedrun_marriage (FORMAL WORLD RECORD)

[@ezraandkarinahazel5768]

He’s a chad

[@orangepizzaparty688]

the funniest bit being that his first marriage, he didn't technically annul. Annulments don't apply to same-sex couples

[@AbiWilliams12292011]

I knew he did this before. Just couldn't remember

[@matthewgiallourakis7645]

@@dog_backward Don't forget about the optional honeymoon low% in the middle of the any% speedrun. Crazy!

[@HEKVT]

3 minutes is plenty of time for lots of things, even a marriage.

[@AyotliStoneworks]

Yes. Especially a divorce

[@smog118]

your girlfriend is so lucky

[@LastChanceChez]

3 minutes is more than enough time to consumate a marriage too

[@LizordSword]

​​@@smog118 lmfao that's mean lmfao didn't mean to make a lmfao sandwich

[@LameManz]

​@Don't Read Profile Photo ok

[@CosmoDragons601]

The fact the marriage person lady looks so happy but the divorce lawyer seems grumpy is peak perfection

[@cuebal]

Sylvia has a hell of a story to tell.

[@andyhartley]

If Max gets married for actual love reasons in future, does this mean he's going to have to admit to his partner that he's now divorced twice (after the previous incident)?!

[@cool4ever329]

I guess his 3rd wife would know about his previous 2 from KZbin so no extra disclosure needed :)

[@andyhartley]

@@cool4ever329 One previous husband and one previous wife.

[@panda4247]

The previous one was annulled, so it legally never happened, no?

[@andyhartley]

@@panda4247 So was this one. You actually have to be married for a year to get a divorce in the UK. Depends how pedantic you want to be.

[@panda4247]

@@andyhartley yeah, I remembered that from the previous video. I was not sure if they found some different part of the law to get a divorce on a technicality, or went for the same procedure and just called it a divorce for the purposes of easier story telling

[@war1s_]

Max is so funny that its not even surprising when he does stuff like this

[@dog_backward]

More appropriate title should be Any%glitchless_speedrun_marriage (Formal world record)

[@Oliverthisweek]

hello max could you respond i want to buy one of your signet ring

[@Oliverthisweek]

also it looks like he was in chamonix,France

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@YongTre100]

@@dog_backward actually I think it should be 100%glitchless_speedrun_marriage (Formal world record) since he did do all the 'things' like a 'honeymoon' and 'grounds for divorce and whatnot

[@twistycorp3482]

Max really just doing side missions at this point. What a silly man

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[@JCB576]

A silly fosh one may say

[@TheRatOffroad]

Silly to the Max

[@CYRUS_1407]

Well, he's the official prophet of sillyism. We are all silly billies

[@acrossthevioletsky]

There's literally a Skyrim speedrun category on getting married, and if I'm not mistaken, the any% category uses a failed wedding

[@jurrasicparx]

Whilst this was a good idea, I can't imagine how much paperwork would be required to reference this marriage in literally any, if not all, major future documents.

[@MateusAntonioBittencourt]

It wouldn't need to be. The marriage was annulled actually. Contrary to divorce... an annulment makes the whole marriage invalid, as if it has never happened. While a divorce means the person was married and is not anymore. An annulment makes so the person was actually never married in the firsts place. It's like a legal time travel.

[@capitalcitygiant]

@@MateusAntonioBittencourt Now I want to know about illegal time travel...

[@stevefilms1997]

@@capitalcitygiantno you don’t, it’s a dirty game

[@Stranger-lh6ho]

He had me rolling on the floor laughing when he just casually threw in the sponsor in the middle of his vows 🤣🤣🤣

[@SlickNickP]

Max at his real wedding someday: “I do love you, and this is a legitimate wedding, but I must say… I have to scrap about a dozen marriage-related video ideas now that I’m no longer legally available”

[@DrTheRich]

this was a real wedding...

[@Grothgerek]

@@DrTheRich I'm pretty sure he means the wedding where he marries his girlfriend and tries to stay with her forever. In other words, a real real marriage. ^^

[@jorenminer8817]

He better have a sponsor and put in a plug for it at his "for a long time" wedding

[@klop4228]

​@@jorenminer8817 Or at least his "for an intended long time"

[@calebmcurby8580]

Nah, he'll be like "I'm getting married for realsies, so I have to finish making all 12 marriage related videos... In this video..."

[@ClassicHolic]

Sylvia has a GREAT sense of humour!

[@vasiovasio]

She is a Pure Soul!

[@jhonklan3794]

not really

[@luckavfx]

any video following the title of “i legally…” is always incredibly entertaining

[@hiccupthegreat1987]

Now i want to see a video title saying “I ilegally…”

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Redddragon]

@@hiccupthegreat1987 I legally became the richest man in the world vs I illegally became the richest man in the world 😨

[@cyanmarine]

​@@RedddragonI mean He did technically commit a crime in "I became the richest man in the world for 7 minutes" iirc

[@Redddragon]

@@cyanmarine I FORGOT THAT WAS ACTUALLY A VIDEO HE DID LJNKSGJ DFGJJNFG

[@yooein]

Congrats to Sylvia and Gerson!!

[@ElectricSilent]

"Whats your name?" "Nan." "Oh, I love your bread." Had me laughing so hard💀

[@WillKrause21]

The benign wholesomeness of some 60+ year old going "who ya having, a bloke or a bird"?

[@Or26565]

I don’t know what that even means 😢

[@JustinMcJustin]

@@Or26565 "Will you be marrying a gentleman or a lady?"

[@Ungabunga923]

@@Or26565 to translate into British, it means a guy or girl

[@itsoracle]

​@@Or26565 are you clapped

[@heyjude6680]

​@@itsoraclenot everyone's british

[@ARG_ON18]

Expected to watch some speedruns today. Didn't expect to see someone speedrunning a marriage.

[@valtersvasilis]

speedrun any%

[@clumsyclewer]

If I had a nickel for every time max got married for a video I’d have 2 nickels Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

[@charliefranklin8523]

what was the other one??

[@e34YT]

@@charliefranklin8523 when he married someone from the royal family for a few hours

[@tiltmonger9448]

NOOO SOMEBODY BEAT ME TO IT

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@marygarcia2814]

Quoting phineas and ferb lol. I love it.

[@rubenlarochelle1881]

7:30 Bro got friendzoned by his wife

[@Bazookadoesstuff]

He just like me fr

[@byimranalam]

9:03 the confidence 💀

[@Mrmongoose64]

2:53 "Nan? I love your bread." That one got me rolling.

[@SA-oq5lz]

He's so fast 🤣

[@marias6583]

I didn’t get that until I saw your comment🤣🤣

[@SFH2042]

I can't believe Sylvia's fiance was like. Yes this random stranger can marry my fiance

[@panda4247]

Well, they said he watches Max's videos, so it's not a random dude. I am sure they would not be ok if me or you asked Sylvia for the same

[@petradegroot3578]

Still, pretty funny indeed😅😂

[@noogidoo2217]

@@panda4247 I mean I'm not sure he'd be a fan of letting 2 people marry his fiance, regardless of who they were

[@billjarock]

Might not be a safe one to try. But I'm half expecting Max to produce a shortest funeral video next where he has doctors briefly stop his heart for long enough to be declared dead before starting back up again.

[@cheejeuporkeucuteuleteu]

NO THAT'S TOO RISKY OMG-

[@Efflorescentey]

Don’t tempt him he would 😂

[@Person01234]

I'm fairly sure this would violate the Hippocratic oath and no doctor that I would rely on to resuscitate me would be willing to intentionally kill me for no medically necessary reason.

[@Argonikron]

This one is insane.

[@entityjack9054]

I Legally had the World's Shortest Funeral

[@hlidskjalf4966]

id LOVE to be a fly on the wall if max ever plays two truths and a lie with his friends

[@KraliMishev]

This is great, as always, Max! I'm a bit skeptical on the 3 minute timeframe for the wedding. A few jumpcuts, clock not displayed the entire time. Still, better than anything I've done in my life. What a bloke!

[@austingreeves]

Congrats max so happy for you and Sylvia

[@josefinaguaita722]

They got divorced 🥺☹️

[@BONERBOY]

They got divorced 🥺☹

[@austingreeves]

@@BONERBOY nooo that’s broken my heart , they were my favourite KZbin couple 🥹

[@fastsnake1]

@Don't Read Profile Photo Ok, I won't read your name.

[@SP4CEBAR]

Now whenever someone says 3 minutes is nothing we should tell them "you could get married in 3 minutes"

[@BarelyNoticeable]

8:44 “Wee like to drink with Sylvia~ Cuz Sylvia is my wife” 🤣

[@djkasper6852]

bro did an ad mid-marriage

[@tirkdiamond]

Great video! As feedback 1. I would have loved to hear the whole call with her fiancé 2. I would have LOVED to see all 3 minutes of it. The cuts removed a lot of the fun of the countdown.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

5:18 Gerson is an absolute icon for this. I died at “Please.” and “Are you divorced yet?” 😂

[@orangepizzaparty688]

The funniest part of all this, is Max never technically annulled his first marriage, since annulments don't apply to same-sex couples.

[@ye11owflower]

@Julia Santini do you remember which one?

[@andrewcamagay6255]

@@ye11owflower This one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZSvZmSIlJ5nZpI

[@ye11owflower]

@@andrewcamagay6255 thank you!! I’ve been curious about the outcome of that video for months!

[@andrewcamagay6255]

@@ye11owflower no worries :)

[@eelsemaj99]

@Julia Santini you can’t divorce a marriage in the UK after less than a year… and you can’t annul a gay couple on the grounds of not consummating it

[@builttoscalevideos]

Can always rely on Max Fosh to do something as silly as speedrunning a marriage lol

[@benis220]

ok

[@Satan_Official]

Sylvia is a real one, she was really cool with all of Max's shenanigans.

[@enkhsaruulbaldannyam2878]

I think he should get a world record on the most divorced person

[@freyjathehealer5559]

Max’s family about to have an intervention over his marriage speedrun addiction.

[@IAmKnightsDawn]

Oh God him saying "Please" to the marriage of Silvia made me laugh way too hard.

[@Spacesatyr6565]

Max should make a video where he's pretending to do something like this but at the end it turns out that it's his real wedding

[@pastelcat879]

That would be amazing

[@Grothgerek]

I don't know british law, but its generally the case that a wedding isn't legal (and therefore not real), if the other person doesn't know its a wedding.

[@Pistachio3325]

​@@GrothgerekI think they mean the viewer thinks it's a prank but then it turns out it's actually his wife

[@l0zz1em0zzi3]

Sylvia literally doing it for the plot I admire her so much for that

[@oofmcgoof6386]

bro is on another level, he really dropped a sponsored segment during his wedding vow 💀

[@fardeensiddiki7957]

Can we do how many marriages in a day with max?

[@JacktheRah]

He could aim for the world record of most marriages had in the world.

[@petradegroot3578]

😂😂😂😂

[@nipunadodan]

I thought he's going to do that when the video started

[@awfulzed]

4:42 “BOYS. YOU, ME, MARRIAGE OPPORTUNITY.”

[@calumtorrens]

I actually died when Max bundled a SurfShark segway into his vows

[@Mucky_Muck]

Well, rest in piece then.

[@nickkohlmann]

Did you live?

[@DashCat9]

I almost spit out my drink when you cut to the advertisement in the middle of the vows. Thanks for that.

[@tomswagboy]

What a character Sylvie! Big up to you Maxi ❤

[@matearabar5821]

I recently discovered british panel shows and if Max got on Would I Lie to You that would be the best episode ever considering all his stories

[@SyrKonrat]

He'd be coming for David's brand

[@annesavisaboonchuy]

THE BAIT AT THE START ! incredible! making us think you'd lose everything was brilliant! brilliant fosh!

[@danieltitus26]

Whoever Max actually marries is going to constantly be living in fear of him getting married again for a video

[@Grothgerek]

There is a small logic error in your statement: You can't get married, while you are already married....

[@Mr_Marinaru]

@@Grothgerek new video'd be like- I got a divorce to my actual wife and remarried in the shortest amount of time

[@jocysatu1038]

The balls for him to say an advertisement in the middle of his own wedding is freaking crazy.

[@SyonicYt]

Bros just doing achievements irl

[@williammann9556]

Max you only married me several months ago!

[@babyboyronnie]

Omfg, Will!

[@rokhayas]

you're his only husband.... yet

[@jananv5]

how has max not seen this yet

[@weoutchere]

Elite, fast paced content as always. Max is goated.

[@turbobc5642]

"Nan?" "I love ya breads" Lol, Max is the best

[@theworm7156]

6:17 bro that segue was wild

[@selladore4911]

3:55 i love how happy she looks

[@monkegaming1681]

Each video tops the previous in silliness, keep up the good work max

[@zunaidparker]

Watching this a few days after MrWhoseTheBoss' EPIC proposal video is a tonal whiplash I did not expect this week!

[@MeriaDuck]

Very true 🤣

[@PokhrajRoy.]

6:03 Apart from ‘3 Minutes’, I loved the vow ❤

[@AlizehxMalik]

He said over the*

[@felixdaglish2452]

The different way the registrar and the divorce lawyer stare into the camera at 4:00 is very on brand.

[@darthraider450]

He didn't even have time to consummate the marriage 😂

[@grimmer-rd1mm]

Not with that attitude!

[@Baldy.TheOnlyOne]

9:45 She kept the ring then, eh? Bummer 🤣

[@aayamghimire6415]

Oh, I can see a crack in this marriage. 8:37 Maybe they will divorce soon.

[@CreatorProductionsOriginal]

lmao

[@mintyglitches]

i look forward to when max gets asked if hes ever been married and he says "twice, actually. both in the same year in fact." and then he has to explain

[@snifey7694]

If there speedrunning a marriage, speedrun compensation?

[@KingsleyIII]

I think I know how the widow next door was married seven times before.

[@brns165]

Max is also currently working on his “I have the world record for most marriages and divorces” video

[@ArunaUtd]

I love how Max commits to every video, no matter how odd the concept is. The silliest content on KZbin, in the best possible way!

[@dariusz.9119]

Kudos to Sylvia for being chilled out and going with this

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

Man did an ad read mid-vow

[@ToastyEggs]

3:16 “So who you marrying, a bloke or a bird?” “No idea” Lol

[@mwahnobarssss]

“whoever says yes” 😭😭

[@lesatirediflavio]

Max risking his ownings for a video, a honest and humble way to sacrifice yourself.

[@joshuasims5421]

If I had a nickel for every time Max Fosh married a stranger for less than a day, I’d have two nickels, which is not a lot but it’s strange that it happened twice!

[@NeatBea]

you officially win the award for the first copied comment on this video 🥳

[@joshuasims5421]

I am deeply honored.

[@Orangejuicenow]

I feel like a dick but the first one wasn’t real, my friend who’s an actress was the registrar in the first video. She can’t marry people so, unfortunately it wasn’t true. Still fun to watch though

[@Lernos1]

@@Orangejuicenow That's interesting, but without proof it's just your word vs Max's. It would totally be a lot easier to just act it out, in fact, this second marriage might be fake as well. But there's no compelling reason to 100% believe either of you just because you said so.

[@admanzw]

Maxs cheeky look down at 8:03

[@AcesPrune]

4:07 Imagine being married to the man who can't stick a piece of paper to a plastic table xD

[@zxkredo]

This video is so good :D Even the ad was amazing.

[@Sonatengraf]

7:48 oi! red light! some people...

[@etoinedevries7583]

1:33 I like how "how do I hire a private investigator" comes up in the autocomplete

[@willewiking98]

sylvia is a legend for agreeing to this. all my respect to her

[@ApeironSound]

Sir Fosh, I've been to exactly one Wetherspoon in my life and it's a beautiful memory, albeit a hazy one - is this The Central Bar one in Shepherds Bush? Also, congratulations to that wonderful marrdivorce, that great narrative arc and the best sponsorship placement one could ask for, thanks Surfshark (& Max)!

[@kyllernotkiller]

He took the speedrun community so seriously, he got world record in marriage any% with time 2 : 56, tbh, he is so good at it that idk how he done it

[@Margart526]

Nice one max, my relationship of 5 years ended a month ago. The love of my life decided to leave me, Really love her so much, i can’t stop thinking about her. I’ve tried my very best to get her back in my life, but to no avail, I’m frustrated because i literally can't envision my life with anyone else. I’ve done my best to get rid of the thoughts of her but I can’t, I don’t know why I’m saying this here, I really miss her and just can’t stop thinking about her..

[@bartholetbay412]

Your feelings are understandable, It's always difficult to let go of someone you love, i was in a similar situation when my wife of 12 years left me, i couldn't just let her go. I did all I could to get her back, I had to seek the help of a spiritual adviser who helped me bring her back.

[@Margart526]

@@bartholetbay412 Wow, how did you get a spiritual adviser, and how do i reach her?

[@Margart526]

@@bartholetbay412 Thank you for this valuable information, I just looked her up online. impressive.

[@TeddyLucia1006]

Bots be wild nowadays

[@francogallardo481]

@@TeddyLucia1006 yeah right, what an AD XDDD

[@corbinpearce7686]

I'll say it again. Never clickbait - not even in the slightest. Exactly as advertised, always what you see on the box. Amazing.

[@Rosie-ij3on]

6:10 That segue lmaooo

[@anonymous-vj4qc]

Any% marriage speedrun world record