"I'll Chop Your B*stard Hands Off!" - Chinese Student in USA F***s Around, Finds Out - Episode

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[@TheChinaShow]

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[@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping]

We'll get you to 300K

[@sholtodouglas777]

Skipping our 'What's new' section to start off with Slopaganda was sloppy🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😄😉😉😉😉😉

[@lennywinbox1734]

antihistamine use leads to dementia!!

[@Mr.Unacceptable]

Keep banging on that desk it makes your videos unwatchable.

[@SlavikChiley]

I've been getting spammed by android/Samsung app store pop ups to download Tick Tock. Sus. Can't disable them ...

[@jbmaranatha2023]

I can answer your question as to why Harvard allows Chinese propaganda lies on campus with one character: $

[@Doug-rv3nr]

WRONG. Not $, its $$$

[@delia_watercolors8186]

No, it's $$$$$$. All foreign students pay cash. NYU was/is the same. Foreign students aren't eligible for scholarships, as far as I know.

[@Psych_advisor]

So they can steal secrets. Probably they just give them up.

[@user-cn3uz5hp2c]

They're gonna need it more now considering all Israeli donations are probably gone.

[@NelsLundJr]

@@delia_watercolors8186 Yes and none of them ever consider what if administrations and relations change and their past connections to china could get them targeted as potential spies. Money doesn't help when a couple agency guys grab you and very enthusiastically request you to "please explain"

[@MarcPlaysDrums]

China gets called for human rights violations but their reply is…”So…at least we have clean subways.”

[@kaitoshinichi]

Clean subways that still smell like urine

[@windowstaskmanager5349]

Clean is...an overstatement. It's forever crowded and full of litter. It's also hard to clean because of the crowds

[@YoutubeWatcher264]

Exactly! Uyghurs are ok because they have new subway. Or they have a mall. CCP Logic 101.

[@friedsensei]

The thing is they're not trying to fool us, they know we know and they don't care. They're fooling everyone else you know who doesn't watch any China content and just gets a trickle on socials. Everyone who doesn't watch this show thinks China is the same as it was 20 years ago. Cheap quality goods but definitely still competent. Well meaning people here think the social credit system is something they're still working on, not something that's been completely implemented for 5 years. Mention the EV graveyards to a well educated normie and they'll treat you like a flat earther. Tell them you can't buy a train ticket if you were complaining about air quality in a group chat, and you just sound crazy. The propoganda is sloppy but effective when combined with the intentional shortening of the western attention span via tik Tok. The most frustrating conversation is having to explain that tik Tok is absolutely 100% politically motivated. We should not have to explain to anybody that the Chinese government is not interested in a whimsical social app that rakes in ad revenue with no larger purpose. Actually, the worst part is having to sound crazy explaining that there's no such thing as an independent chinese company, If any international software is made in china, that is communist software, it may as well have a hammer and sickle in the TOS. No matter how obvious, people just don't pay attention, ironically the tik Tok/shorts meta is very much responsible for this. It's like the one department in the CCP that is actually effective besides the fanta labs.

[@Buttercookies0]

This is their style. When they cannot answer your rebuts, they will re-direct to another issue, turn round and round and get you confused.

[@kimweaver1252]

Charged. Convicted. Imprisoned. Deported. Good.

[@AwesomeFish12]

Deported to be free and get rewarded by the government.

[@thorshammer8033]

Made a sock puppet by the other prisoners

[@levelazn]

drone struck middle eastern children needs your attention

[@kristinfrostlazerbeams]

There are totally sports days in American schools. It's called Field Day, and it is tied more to school spirit than dictator worship. 😂

[@dronexfun8469]

I loved field day. Thanks for the reminder.

[@xLuis89x]

and not just in north america, in many places there are sport themed events, and most of them aren't to please a dictator, that is for sure!

[@AceFuzzLord]

I always remembered field day because I would always get gummy bears for each event I did over every other prize. For an attempt to get kids to get out and be active, they sure failed for me because I only did it for the candy.

[@andy4an]

Oh man, the field day at my high school was awesome! Completely voluntary, but 90% wanted to do it enough to participate. Dancing, singing, sports, silly themes, and just general excitement.

[@anthapersephone7311]

Australian here “athletics carnival”

[@prjndigo]

I love how Yuanxi's name subtly translates to "Xi's Money" I saw better fake "AI" yelling "TWO WEEKS" in Total Recall in the 1980s.

[@carnovector6396]

thats what i noticed too lol

[@keithscott1957]

Max Headroom was much better than Yuanxi.

[@Kintizen]

BOSTON has one of the highest number of Chinese international student. Sadly most who are from Chinatown are from Taiwan. There are consistently conflicts with CCP.

[@SoBayK80]

University of California tops all.

[@Bobby_T_]

Yep Boston is basically the hub of Chinese international students in the us. but they don’t go to the main Chinatown they go to the other ones

[@SpoonySamurai]

Boston is trash

[@frankjr.4484]

The AI don't seem to be good enough to filter out the pollution that lingers,THE SKIES DON'T LIE

[@carlpanzram7081]

🦅

[@kaldol6283]

When I saw all those problems about that . I think India 🇮🇳 made a good decision « banned TikTok =gain national security «

[@stephaniewaters1777]

India has a healthy trepidation when it comes to China relations

[@diegotrejos5780]

India is the best BRICS member to keep China in check. Our mutual Eastern friends must keep the nice guy persona as long as they have competitors, I dread what may happen when China doesn't need to seem friendly anymore.

[@Drkwolf31B]

Not having brainwashed children is also an added bonus.

[@Archangelm127]

I hate how NOBODY talks about how TikTok systematically funnels viewers of all ages towards content about sex and self-harm

[@rebeccaaldrich3396]

Right! It's so intentional yet the majority of young Americans are furious about losing Tik Tok. People have lost their minds here.

[@polydex108]

A lot of left-leaning people were generally opposed to the TikTok bill. Being left-of-center myself, I hated that they couldn't see the toxicity of TikTok, beyond politics. I credit this show.

[@daveyjones8969]

E girls are pushed too. Anything to morally or socially cause problems for the "enemy". They're the ones making the fentanyl and selling it to cartels...

[@daveyjones8969]

​@@polydex108Heh, I remember my political compass test. I nearly got a "bullseye" lol.

[@polydex108]

@@daveyjones8969 yeah, that thing is great. Not only does it present a spectrum, but it makes it 2D.

[@karenjonstone8763]

For some reason even brand new tier 1 Chinese subways or train stations have disgusting bathrooms flooded with urine and unbearable stench. Maybe a problem with the plumbing standard there or maybe toilet habits where everyone spills on the floor, but its every single station.

[@gregbailey45]

Wow. That'll never get a headline!

[@ThirtytwoJ]

Maybe... Its the years of authoritarian brainwashing. No soap left to clean the stalls.

[@rebeccaaldrich3396]

Probably the latter. 😅

[@cosmicmuffin322]

It's not the plumbing. Watch Winston's video about Chinese toilet habits if you have a strong stomach.

[@Spielername]

​@@cosmicmuffin322And don't forget, their plumbing isn't working half the time. That's the reason so many people are dying after every flood.

[@htasean7006]

Shame on Harvard!

[@SoBayK80]

They are a shame. I know a Harvard scientist with a successful lab who is great but does not suffer academia, because he need not vy for funding... the ones that do are corrupted and complicit.

[@michaeldice7459]

Just a bunch of useless plagiarizing jackwagons. MIT is better or a good trade school

[@FrankLucas-pw5hs]

I agree. It's totally dominated by Israeli nepotism and are complicit in the Genocide of countless thousands of totally defenseless and innocent Palestinian women and children. Absolute scumbags.

[@midoribookstore]

Shame of Harvard. Shame in Harvard. Shame is Harvard. I could go on and on this way.

[@michaeldice7459]

@@midoribookstore anymore Harvard equates to plagiarized existence. Plagiarizing, unqualified teachers produce a useless product

[@summer031977]

This dude was enjoying all the freedom in America that he forgot that this wasn't China. Threats like that doesn't go unpunished in a country governed by law and order.

[@stephaniewaters1777]

law and retribution. ordered societies dont have state-forced births and firearm violence 1200% higher than other OECD countries

[@MM12684]

Law and order??? lol you must use the term quite loosely

[@summer031977]

@@MM12684 What is this dude doing here?

[@carlpanzram7081]

​@@stephaniewaters1777nobody would ever say that the USA are perfect.

[@stephaniewaters1777]

@@carlpanzram7081 Carl, for its resources it is doing particularly poorly. Their education and healthcare cost money .. the biggest economy on the planet doesnt look after it's lower and middle class, and it shows. Culture depends on quality and accessibility of education .. look at the firearm violence, religious literalism, anti-medicine conspiracies, the nutter they voted in.

[@quantumeseboy]

As if China has "real journalists" 😆

[@gregbailey45]

'SUR'real...

[@yourass7934]

I lived in China and I can say that all this is a lie!Don 't believe the Western propaganda!any country that is not under America immediately becomes dictatorial and bad for some reason

[@RT-qd8yl]

They do have some; they're just underground and not allowed to speak out freely or be actual journalists

[@phlegm_mucus]

​@@RT-qd8yl Agreed. China, like any place, has reporters, artists, filmmakers, documentarians, who seek objective truth in their artforms while under oppressive regimes. It's important to note that the problem isn't the Chinese people at large, but those who are Chinese nationalists and supporters of the CCP. Those who support corruption and suppression.

[@phlegm_mucus]

A great example is Wang Bing, who is often considered to be one of the best documentary film makers ever to do it. His nine hour documentary epic Tie Xi Qu: West of the Tracks looks at the decline of the socialist economy in Shenyang, and is considered to be a masterpiece by some. Others say GYATDAMN THAT SHIT LONG. Which, like, valid. It's nine fucking hours. But regardless, he's an example of artistic integrity and truth in china. And he's not alone. There are many like him that unfortunately get silenced or killed for their art. But nothing is ever black and white. No people are a monolith. There's almost always an exception to most rules.

[@allant9432]

I look forward to watching the China show every Saturday morning

[@quantumeseboy]

The NYC subway objectively sucks, I am comparing it to Europe and South Korea and it is awful. NYC however is better than all of silly China could ever dream of.

[@httm241]

NYC subway is functional. Not the most pleasant. But it’s leagues better than Denver’s tram syestem . Paris metro is the goat

[@BoredInTheComments]

​@@httm241 Tokyo metro is the goat.

[@jessn.3851]

​@BoredInTheComments Tokyo's metro is a bit annoying. Some lines are owned by different companies so you have to go above ground and walk a bit to switch. The best one I've used so far is in Taipei. I haven't been to Korea yet so I might change my mind.

[@WN_Byers]

@BoredInTheComments Tokyo is the greatrst of all time for effeciency and will likely never be bested

[@AwesomeFish12]

I've been on a few Chinese subways, it's a truly awful experience . I was told "if you want to get on the train you have to push as hard as you can!" you end up packed in so tightly that you can barely breathe let alone move, literally someones face in each armpit, pressed against eachother like animals. Run down, poorly constructed, tiles peeling off the walls. WORST subway experience imaginable.

[@insylogo]

That Chambers Street image was a subway platform that was abandoned...

[@aegisfate117]

And it was abandoned because America doesn't care about subways

[@fetus2280]

"It's specialties include Grandpas diving in the winter and aunties with elaborate, lofy hairstyle" ..... Sounds like a blast! Where do I sign up?!? Get me there quick!

[@gregbailey45]

* "lotfy". Get it right!

[@pateegutee7960]

@@gregbailey45 😂😂

[@carlpanzram7081]

Imagine those are the two most notable aspects of your city. Couldn't they have atleast made something up?

[@fetus2280]

@@carlpanzram7081 Right?!

[@fetus2280]

@@gregbailey45 Was it? I dunno, didnt have my glasses on.

[@crbueach1009]

Freedom for Tibet. Yes you guys are rocks. Freedom is worth fighting for. No china, no CCP. People please do not buy any thing made in china or by china.

[@rebeccaaldrich3396]

❤

[@HoldenHizcock-em5br]

imagine believing these two

[@SoBayK80]

@HoldenHizcock-em5br Imagine a potent narrative 😆

[@Canleaf08]

Freedom for Taiwan!

[@TheWoolyShambler29]

Free Tibet! I wish we would bring our industry back home so there were more options for products made in the U.S. I don't want to give the CCP anymore money.

[@dustinspeicher3390]

In the US, our "sport day" is called "field day." I remember loving that day.

[@anthonykeller5120]

One of the items most foreigners don’t know about the US is that even small towns usually have libraries. If the town is too small to have a library there is usually a library on wheels (big truck) that visits once a week. All the big libraries are impressive, but the more impressive thing about them is they loan those books out to any library in the country and therefore all the books are available to anyone for the price of a library card (in many cases free).

[@LonerlRelnol-mo1kf]

Not to mention hundreds of antique and resale stores all over in the same towns. If you can't find a book you are looking for within your county or state library system catalog, you can check resale bookstores and see if they have an older version of the book you need. I feel like most european descended countries have these systems. I am not sure mainland china does.

[@happyzahn8031]

They eventually just gave up and didn't even make the mouth move. Haha.

[@cryptdick]

Warning to someone who does semiconductor research: Be careful, Opera is owned by a Chinese group of tech companies. Any Chinese company has to provide any help or information directly to the Chinese government (CCP) by law. Anything you say or write about on Opera may go to the CCP by law. "Opera is currently owned by a consortium of Chinese technology companies called Kunlun Tech." I switched to Vivaldi when I found this out. Vivaldi is written in Norway by the same group who developed Opera.

[@wallhagens2001]

Thanks for this info.

[@paulharrold]

I live in Columbus where Intel is building one of their new plants . Is it true that China can only make 1st tier chips and had to import all the high end chips it takes for AI and military apps And now we and others have embargoed those ?

[@redavni1]

​@@paulharrold No, but... Modern CPU's have reached such a high level of complexity that no one human or even a small group of humans can possibly gain full understanding of how they function. Yes, they will make their own processors but the time it takes to just catch up will mean that they will be years behind the competition.

[@TheWoolyShambler29]

Thanks for the heads up.

[@maclura]

i don't even work for a tech company and i realized this years ago after opera suddenly had a resurgence of sorts out of the blue, i looked into it and saw they were bought out by some shady company.. which explains how they could suddenly pay off people to advertise them excessively like raid shadow legends.

[@IOSARBX]

The China Show, This is fantastic! I subscribed right away!

[@Nova2Yung]

Bro i just saw you on richard fains channel, why are you everywhere 😂

[@YoutubeWatcher264]

China's democracy is like Democratic People's Republic of Korea. So much democracy.

[@peterxyz3541]

Library of Congress…one of the BEST library on Earth; but, it’s not flashy

[@sholtodouglas777]

31:28 this was hilarious. They forgot to include some Kenyännn Olympians to make them appear as though they are better athletes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅😄👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@Nova2Yung]

Lmfaoooooo

[@RoseNZieg]

I die at that story..

[@rebeccaaldrich3396]

😂 hilarious! They're trying to play up to Africa right now too.

[@Tippy2forU]

They are better long-distance runners. That's about it.

[@sholtodouglas777]

Wümäö @Tippy2forU CCPcommunistWümäö

[@templetonpatrick]

The MTA just announced that they'll be spending $100 million to restore the Chambers Street station, which was one of the most beautiful when it opened in 1918.

[@atomicdancer]

"Not my fault. Monkey bastard hands!" - Dr. Lucien Sanchez

[@jaybae5850]

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" - George Taylor

[@Multiyuppp]

Monkey Bastard Hands is going to be the name of my next fallout character lol

[@SoBayK80]

Mine, also. I lack dexterity ☺️

[@Charles-rx5cz]

put the dancing Buzz and Woody during the ads and nobody skips

[@generaltso5592]

You know you made it when the drug companies are asking to advertise on your show. KZbin really has completely replaced cable TV.

[@jamespriest7328]

We got an awesome dog today, and in honor of the show, we named him Winston. Love ya guys!

[@theaveragejoe5781]

Come on people, get this channel to 300K subs

[@theaveragejoe5781]

@@jbunboxingstuff2559 I wouldn't take it so serious. Lot of fun clips too. I don't agree with everything either. Cheers

[@catherineroberts6499]

Yes, can't believe they aren't over a million at least. Wonder if KZbin is booting some people off, I make sure every video, I'm still subscribed

[@uraniumcranium2613]

@@catherineroberts6499 KZbin age restricts a lot of their videos, sneaky tactic. Pretty sure youtube suppresses them in the algorhythm too while boosting other channels.

[@uraniumcranium2613]

@@catherineroberts6499 youtube age restricts a lot of their videos, sneaky tactic. KZbin also probably suppresses them in the algorithm while boosting other channels.

[@theaveragejoe5781]

Congrats to 300k!

[@dominiquefortin5345]

@The Chine Show [1:43:37] It's is not maple syrup on snow. That wouldn't work. Maple syrup is about 33% of water. You have boil the syrup a little more to make a maple caramel and when it's hot and ready (less than 1% of water), you let it drip in long lines on fresh snow, then you take a popsicle stick and roll it on the stick. The sugar rush!!! It's donne every year, in early spring in Quebec and Vermont.

[@marykatherinegoode2773]

About that subway: if you really want to get a Chinese going, point out that the New York subway system maybe filthy, but it’s also 120 years old and still going. How many? MOTHS until you’re now worthless apartment collapses? How many relatives did you have to borrow from just to afford it, and thus, how the hell does Anthony Blinken figure into any of this shit?!!

[@DontUputThatEvilOnMe]

Can you imagine how efficient the New York subway is built 120 years ago and still working. The return on investment for the city must be insane.

[@troyii435]

@@DontUputThatEvilOnMe Those early 1900s architects and engineers said "oh we absolutely destroyed that job" lol

[@elliotoliver8679]

@@DontUputThatEvilOnMe the train runs but you get murdered, great job America

[@Coladudetje]

Seen alot of maintenance stuff on yt and they do it very regularly in new york i wonder how many times a week, month they maintain those chinese subways. Floods shoudnt happen if maintenance guy report, repair leaks, close off the subway in the first way. Nobody care about the maintenance guy but its often the most important job that people dont die... Just like those escalator, lift things they also made a video about it they dont maintain their lifts as it should be. Alot places that cheap on maintenance guy are gone faster then they stay cuz no maintenance is making problems bigger and bigger in the long run.

[@DontUputThatEvilOnMe]

@@Coladudetje maintenance isn’t a thing in China unfortunately. Things that were only built 20 years look like they were built 60 or 70 years ago. Due to lack of maintenance.

[@dkworksdesign]

I remember when I was living in Dalian and they have built a new subway there, it was stinking of mold and being very humid inside

[@sTraYa249]

Ooooo be careful, imagine what's behind the coverings, cladding etc for you to smell lingering mould 😢 I would truly be frightened to go there. A bit over the top, but the food, the corruption, the environment etc😮

[@Rheloads]

I met a Chinese woman in Canada she said one day that she was being threatened by people associated with China. I told her to contact the authorities but she was afraid that they wouldn't be taken her seriously. At some point later she suddenly broke off contact with me, texting "hope you will have a good life, good bye"... I still hope she is doing well.

[@Ril3y400]

CCP Official: "Wh- We don't commit genocide! Take a look at our floor, they're shiny!" 😂 I had a good laugh at this. Thank you dudes for exposing the goofballs that call themselves the CCP.

[@stephaniewaters1777]

the idea is that if a government has such disregard for its people as to oppress and genocide them, there would be signs of that throughout the government-civilian interface: shoddy infrastructure, financially unattainable healthcare and education, inadequate housing. Pick any country that has laboured under oppressive and corrupt regimes as an example. and that countries that have strong human rights and standards of living -- think Nordic countries -- have visible investment into the wellbeing of their people including clean highspeed rail. It isnt sufficient that you have nice infrastrucuture, but it is necessary if you want to say the country is looking after the lower and middle classes

[@sanepillow59]

Hello? P-A-LE-S-T-I-N-E?

[@IsaacS805]

Dude...that is so awesome for Claritin to sponsor this show and you guys. I have a lot more respect for them when I saw that last week. I typically use Allegra or Zyrtec depending on the symptoms, but might grab some Claritin next time, to support the companies that support.

[@lordlidl6713]

In the Netherlands, a new company has been in charge of public bus transport for a while. Most of their busses are the new electric ones from BYD. Despite them being brand new, they are already falling apart, random chunks just fall of, the paint chips and they frequently break, leaving the passengers stranded. The company has been getting fined because it fails at being on time so often, all because they ordered their busses on Ali-express or something

[@Canleaf08]

Whilst in the states and Canada the most famous bus is a derivate of a Dutch Den Oodsten bus called “NewFlyer”. They perform very well, brought me from Mississauga to Toronto without problems, albeit they look old. They work.

[@jackmcglion8337]

Electric busses are a good idea though.

[@Judge_Dredd]

Love the banter between you guys, nobody argues like you pair

[@bryanobrien2726]

Claritin sponsorship , nice !

[@XoADREADNOUGHT]

She had a typo. It was "grandpas dying in winter". Due to a lack of food or power.

[@Cryptic0013]

I wonder if someone told that Slopaganda account the old joke about "At least Stalin got the trains running on time" and they were like "A ha! That's the ticket! If you tell Westerners that your trains are in good shape, they don't think you're capable of committing war crimes!"

[@felixhousecat2566]

Omg omg Ty ty so much for the gifted membership.

[@SYO1Star]

How do you get the free super chat?

[@felixhousecat2566]

@@SYO1Star I was gifted a channel membership during the live stream today by another member.

[@sTraYa249]

​@@SYO1Staryou go to their links on description page, I think?

[@serpentza]

Stay Awesome!

[@capt.bart.roberts4975]

I love The New York Public Library, I can get lost there for days.

[@yesyoucan5855]

Criticizing your own country does not mean you hate it that’s how you strive to make a better one why do you think there are people outside protesting and criticizing the atrocities that we see now.

[@user-cw8co2qg4g]

I didn’t use Claritin-D before for my allergies, however since they are advertising on your channel I will use it for my allergies as long as they continue to support your channel. I will support any company I can that isn’t afraid to advertise on a channel that is anti CCP! Just like I try and boycott any company that cow tows to the CCP. We need to demand that companies stop compromising their values just in hopes of being able to have access to the Chinese market. We need to use our wallets to demand that these large companies do what’s right by supporting the companies that do the right things and stop supporting any companies that do not. We all need to try and live up to these standards to the best of each of ours abilities!

[@trappedoctopus]

Be careful with the decongestant in Claritin D. Regular Claritin works for allergies and Claritin D has a decongestant that raises blood pressure and disrupts sleep. Talk to a doctor about your allergies and the best therapeutics. :)

[@wallhagens2001]

Nicely said.

[@dead-claudia]

mad props to bayer for the sponsorship 🎉🎉🎉

[@Lolsmokeshowlol]

Damn a Claritin-Ad spot.....amazing

[@t.albertobarbosa8982]

General secretary Xi Jinping once said: Bring me Solo and the wookie!

[@81Treez]

Speech should be free...NO MATTER WHAT

[@chrismodski6284]

Hmm. The Chinese student who threatened to chop hands ... Neither of the articles I read mentioned deportation. Had to verify that because as Winston pointed out, three years supervision followed by deportation doesn't make sense.

[@dustsky]

Great show! I never miss your shows! 👍

[@2badger2]

They probability sprayed grandpa down with disinfecting spray when he got out of the water and just cut that part of the video out ... 🤣🤣🤣

[@paulwollenzein-zn1lh]

David Lopan? That is a character in the movie, "BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA "! He was the evil big boss!!! So funny😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nickthekilla124357]

we called it field day and everyone in the school would play outside doing different events with little competition. this looked like some of my classmates on that day. in america that is

[@jaqjack9545]

Love the buzz light year and woody ai. Really impressive, blew that ai lady out the water(the grandpa water)

[@surfacematter2098]

Its things like this that make me feel GREAT about where I live. Yes, we have our problems but we have freedom...of speech and thought and much of everything else.

[@MattSinz]

I had sports days at school that were like that, they divided the school into colors(Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, and you were in the same colour every year). We had a points system and the colour with the most points won a prize.

[@wallhagens2001]

Were you at Hogwarts?

[@MattSinz]

@@wallhagens2001 Good one. LMAO.

[@tonywatson5704]

Laowhy86 and Serpentza both pick up 1k subs to stand at 984k and 1.53m. Laowhy86 looking good to pick up the gold play plaque in 3Q24! China show meanwhile picks up a couple thousand to hit 299k. 300k next week!

[@formosachurrasco]

I love your show. You have been a part of my life the last four years. Keep going !!

[@jameslowenberg8275]

The old used to wander into the forest to die, now they just dive into freezing cold garbage water.

[@buzzsawkhan]

Wait, is that first meme literally a "but China makes the trains run on time"? (The reference is to how Italian Fascist Benito Mussolinni's actions might be reprehensible, but at least they got the trains to run on time.)

[@CurrentlyBlazed]

Ooof. You said we have had this tech since the 80's, its 40 years old.... I just turned 40 years old end of Feb I feel old

[@noahgray543]

And you only have 50 years more until you can retire! ^_^

[@CurrentlyBlazed]

@@noahgray543 lol, technically I'm already retired 💪😘

[@sarahtar]

Claritin sponsorship, that's awesome!

[@doreencaputo2942]

The maple "sugar on snow" is very popular where I live in Vermont. 🍁

[@lovemypuppy2811]

China shouldn’t say anything about our U.S. subways, especially since they can’t keep any new building in China from falling apart let alone their transportation systems. And ours is more then a hundred yrs old.

[@gf5617]

In Australia there was incident at a University where Chinese students surrounded the victim chanting "apologize, apologize!". 🙈🙉🙊

[@fubarexress6359]

"come see grandpas diving in the winter" SENT ME. HOW DOES THIS in ANYWAY supposed to be appealing? JESUS CHRIST LMAOOOOOO.

[@khalidmkhan]

So, there were filters that were on by default?! Damn it, I replaced so many mirrors in the house thinking there were faulty! 😂 Staying Awesome

[@zodjenkins2595]

Winston looks like he got the drowsy and had to shout 😆 good ep!

[@user-qq1qk6hx2q]

9 months in prison and 2 years probation I’m pretty sure

[@happyfatherof5164]

Good

[@delia_watercolors8186]

He'll get out much earlier. This was a slap on the wrist.

[@pateegutee7960]

Hope he also gets deported after the term.

[@gotharte5269]

« No genocide, because shiny floor » is a punchline I really like. Thank you

[@jarrodulsh2971]

LOL I enjoyed the arguing over the setup of the advertisements

[@IOSARBX]

The China Show, Your videos always make me happy, so I subscribed!

[@arnaudmenard5114]

How did you guys managed to get sponsored by Claritin!? That's like getting sponsored by milk! It's so boringly conventional, it goes around to feel unique!

[@andrewchristiansen8311]

3:05 I live near Detroit & say this each time you bring it up. Flint Michigan hasnt been fixed. The lead pipes go through foundations of homes built in the 40s with lead pipes. costs 10k per house to fix. If every house isn't fixed it leeches into the system from the non-fixed homes. Detroit has lead too. In addition to the city Eastpointe I'm in now on East detroits border.

[@wallhagens2001]

C-milk corrected WInston on this point. It’s a shame that the water situation is still so bad in areas of MI. Our water in Albuquerque is just hard.

[@skipd9164]

If people only knew the truth about replacing older water systems. First the location has already been chosen and increasing main diameter is easy. You install a temporary watermain system above ground. Digging is easy and quick because of DigSafe. In these big cities there are so many fees and different departments that are not needed. Engineering company should submit the plan and then contractor follows it. There are permit fees per foot of relay. There are environmental issues that are not needed. There are departments that need to approve but aren't qualified to design. All you need is to measure the streets then add main shutoffs, service connections and other fittings. If 20k was the cost for 1 house in reality 40k would replace a small city street

[@dapje2002]

Regarding the part about poorly constructed cars in China: I got into an online spat here on KZbin a few weeks ago when I commented on a video about Chinese-made jet engines for passenger aircraft. I commented that I wouldn't board a plane with Chinese engines anytime soon, given the Chinese 'tradition' of cutting corners and half-assing the production of just about anything imaginable. The attacks and angry replies I received were so over the top... It was wild! :-)

[@HCLSalt]

Nobody here in Canada is pouring maple syrup into the snow. 😂 Real maple syrup is expensive.

[@I.CClunge-Daily]

True and Real.

[@MaticTheProto]

Any food in canada is expensive 💀

[@HCLSalt]

@@MaticTheProto corporate greed, they are robbing us blind.

[@I.CClunge-Daily]

@@MaticTheProto Food costs have risen worldwide. After a Pla n DEmiC and conflicts that will continue .

[@MaticTheProto]

@@I.CClunge-Daily lmao you also think the black death was a hoax?

[@supradoom]

Man I love the Tekken references. Even calling out Asuka lol. I still play Tekken.

[@OurRightspluslife321]

Love the show, guys! . . . .Great, as always.

[@aaronvasquez4436]

You guys are doing great work, keep it up. 🙏🏻

[@Org80]

DIVING GRANDPAS WOOOOOO

[@gregbailey45]

I'm a grandpa. Hate the fucking water! Sewage even more so...

[@Org80]

@@gregbailey45 hahaha please don't go diving in trash sewerage rivers in winter I have a feeling it's not good for your health

[@danieparriott265]

To be fair, ~200 NYC subway stations flooded to some extent in January of this year (some up to 4 times) 200 of the 472 is a lot .... but nobody drowned. As near as I can tell, nobody has ever drowned on the NYC subway system in it's 120 year history ..... aside from violent crime and being stuffed in confined quarters with tens of thousands of random New Yorkers during a Pandemic, it's statistically safer and healthier than being at home in NYC. I wouldn't volunteer for either fate.

[@Canleaf08]

even this is an exagarration. The high crime rates were in the 70s, 80s and 90s.

[@ldawg7117]

Missed the stream yesterday, but watching now and you guys are at 299k! I keep looking at it, hoping it will change to 300k while I'm watching..

[@josephlitteral]

Love the show and info you feed us

[@LordbomberD]

Hey boys. Here's something that I made up for the wife. Paul's Cleaning Compound. Mix Distilled white vinegar with lemon juice and washing up liquid. You can also add baking powder to the mix if cleaning the oven. This can be watered down and used in a spray bottle. A very good all round cleaner.

[@k-matsu]

Chambers Street station has to be one of the worst-maintained places in the entire NewYork subway system. Cherry-picking is easy, regardless of where you go.

[@blainer8374]

Winston, the woods adds ten years to you! lol

[@StevenFullmer1]

Congrats on 300k subscribers!

[@LondonWater]

I’d felt super weird when I went to Europe. The subways were over the top… and I like the history of our subways🤷‍♂️

[@carlpanzram7081]

Europe isn't a country.

[@bertwesler1181]

I spent most of my youth in the wonderful library in Glen Rock, New Jersey and the 5th Avenue Library NYC. The 5th avenue library, you would feel you had been transported to Hogwarts~! Stunningly, Amazingly beautiful.

[@dachautv]

Those phones with letters were also in England.

[@toreidizzle2849]

CONGRATS ON A CLARITIN AD WOWOWOW

[@Tourniquett6]

I bleed red white and blue but the water is dangerous in many American cities. We badly need to invest in infrastructure

[@rebeccaaldrich3396]

I'd say your correct about infrastructure. However the water is just as polluted in China as it is here. Maybe worse.

[@cosmicmuffin322]

Absolutely worse. 90% of surface and ground water in China is undrinkable even after boiling. The other 10% is the stuff you still have to boil.

[@dead-claudia]

@@rebeccaaldrich3396if by "just as bad" you mean mid-crisis flint michigan, i def agree here

[@DontUputThatEvilOnMe]

@@rebeccaaldrich3396 No it’s 10 times worse in China lol. Just give yourself the challenge drink tap water in the USA for the next month and see what happens. Nothing will happen. Now go to China and drink tap water you’ll be sick within the first week.

[@Dakarn]

Trudeau: "We will do what's in the best interest of Canada's citizens." Also Trudeau: "I really admire the Chinese system of governance."

[@MissKealoha]

The sports bloopers were fantastic 😆

[@neiltaylor9222]

Great SHOW!!!

[@robdisco9287]

CMILK STOP MAN STOP THE ANNOYING SHYT MAN JUST STOP MAN DAMN. LET WINSTON COOK SOMETIME YOU ALWAYS THE PARTY POOPER WITH YOUR "WELL NOT EXACTLY HEAD ASS BOI MAN STOP" WINSTON COOK MAN I THINK YOU ARE HILARIOUS MAN KEEP IT UP YOU ARE THE REASON I WATCH MAN YOU FUNN AF

[@BoredInTheComments]

I'm so glad it's not just me. I can't stand their chemistry and CMilk is always the culprit of making me feel that way. I have a hard time believing they really get along outside of work lol.