I'll make an offer...

In cash!
YAKUZA ZERO
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[@richardendresz161]

Kiryu is so badass he can literally stand in front of any building and with a case full of cash he just yells at it so hard the building itself submits to his chad energy

[@ziqqerlad]

His Chad energy is too strong. So strong that his brutal fight maneuver wouldn't even kill enemies.

[@ok-js3tp]

The building is even shaking

[@dalaxdercrisper957]

So the building itself is an owner?

[@khemically6124]

@@ziqqerlad Of course it wouldn't, Kazama Kiryu had never killed a man in his life

[@ziqqerlad]

@@khemically6124 Yes, my friend. He wouldn't hurt a fly

[@IbarakiPlays]

I just imagine all of the owners look outside and see Kiryu just standing there and then there just like "Well I guess he owns us now"

[@Chillwave6]

And the fact that he's known for decades as The Dragon of Dojima.

[@silverius678]

"Ok lets leave then"

[@Chillwave6]

@ERA CASTE Yeah but depending on players, it can be that he's acquired the title by the time he buys the last properties.

[@Chillwave6]

@ERA CASTE Well I mean after the events of 0, sure he's kind of known for like over 10 years as people in the story usually go "Wait is that the Dragon of Dojima" but yeah i said it wrong bc Kiryu wasn't known as that in 0.

[@aguyontheinternet3781]

"Time to sell a Slave afterwards"

[@noctiscuadro6983]

This is how I imagine the Microsoft - Bethesda negotiations went like.

[@mateoreyes6921]

Ikr

[@hayleyhays5999]

If they buy Sega, We can use this video.

[@mateoreyes6921]

@@hayleyhays5999 I really hope they do it someday

[@mestremiller1805]

@@mateoreyes6921 That would be terrible. I really hope they don't do it. Sega's business is focused on Japan and Xbox sells basically nothing over there :P

[@crashpal]

@@hayleyhays5999 they kinda did. Yakuza series is on xbox and PC now too after being Playstation exclusive for years

[@SackRyze]

ive always wondered what the process of buying a property looks like seems pretty ez to me stand there with a bagagge full of cash and scream at the building

[@P.W.N.ed_9000]

That building is a whore sell out.

[@bassbusterx]

it's not like that. lot's of paperwork, taxes and back and forth

[@cry9297]

@@bassbusterx it was an obvious joke

[@bassbusterx]

@@cry9297 yes, some people may come here because they don't know however. Trust me, some people are really naive when it comes to doing business

[@cry9297]

@@bassbusterx ok yeah, but "scream at a building with a case of money" is obviously ironic

[@t-1114]

Ngl he did offer in cash

[@RibbonVintageGirl]

You can't refuse that

[@goodguyguan3412]

The banks in Japan are more of a rich folk convenience, the fees for everything make it almost impossible for any lower class people to use them without losing crazy amounts. So for the most part Japan is all about the cash.

[@loogiballoogi8638]

How much yen?

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj454]

GoodGuy Guan not going to lie but out of all the the stuff in japan that could put u off trying to go there to live the banks probably the main reason sound like hell

[@ziqqerlad]

@@loogiballoogi8638 yes

[@Fin-Ality]

For those who don't know, Japan is very cash oriented society so the "in cash" is very significant factor

[@ZoMbi5lAy3r]

Also, this game is set during the Japanese economic bubble period of the 80s, and tons of the moneys were just everywhere

[@iliketurtles2531]

It's not. I mean, what you said is true especially in business situations but the game is just playing on how economically crazy japan was during this time. The original line is pretty much saying "how do you like these money" if you understand japanese. The joke has not much emphasis on the "in cash" part, which, I tell you, they could've *milked* if they wanted to.

[@manuelmateo3392]

Hell, paying in cash immediately is significant anywhere.

[@YASIGURII]

@@manuelmateo3392 lmao someone has to say it.

[@manuelmateo3392]

@Manek Iridius Exception notwithstanding, of course. At least dude could write a check, but if it wasn't in the bank, then he's outta luck. Car dealerships are always a bit fucky.

[@fuzzyapplepie6940]

"Sir, this is a mcdonald's, your total is only 950¥"

[@brazilianman98]

“No, you don’t understand? I want the whole McDonald’s, so that I won’t even have to pay for my meal!”

[@Steve230YT]

"sir you can't possibly be serious"

[@brazilianman98]

“I am serious! Why would i scream at the local McDonalds with a briefcase full of cash, instead of going in, eat, and head out?!”

[@notherenorthere65]

"Sir, can you not-"

[@rosemarydwitasari4693]

@@notherenorthere65 "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!"

[@ched7591]

As a Japanese, This is how we buy companies in Japan.

[@fia5594]

Ah yes. Business Etiquette 101

[@mountainwhale8173]

thx for the tips

[@JezzmanGAMES]

So shall we skip the businesscards and just go straight to the COLD HARD CASH??

[@FierraCh]

you arent Your next line is "r/woooosh"

[@sorban5352]

With real physic money on the street with everyone see it ? In France 99% are in bank transfer.

[@gabagool1265]

I’ll buy the money.

[@zenny8877]

you have just described the concept of investment

[@cly7894]

IN CASH!

[@grainyanus]

I see a man of culture

[@broonabike4155]

Dunkey video right?

[@m.i.n.k5475]

@@cly7894 better...in USD

[@SpoopyChicken]

Kiryu just straight up performed a heat move on a store entrance.

[@reala90]

"Uh boss, there's some random guy outside our store flashing a briefcase full of money."

[@brazilianman98]

“Yeah, what about it?”

[@fericas3237]

Boy I aint your boss anymore. *Points outside* he is

[@flameyboy4184]

“Let him in” *takes off uniform* “He’s the boss now”

[@dudeman4514]

imagine going to the pachinko place just like you usually do and then some yakuza-looking guy opens a suit case in front of the building shouting something about an offer

[@DoctorDeath147]

and in cash, too

[@aceoflegend124blargh4]

with a noticeable bruise to boot

[@darksythe2226]

And then you see a Oil Painting of him appear on the wall saying "Owner Operator"

[@Mateo-fo5xd]

my favorite part of the Yakuza games is how you can walk around with the equivalent of 78 million dollars in your pocket and everything is stilll priced normally

[@pancakes8816]

Or how at the end of the game, Nishiki and Kiryu are supposed to go to a top dollar steak restaurant and Kiryus like "uhh im broke" but he has like a billion yen in his pocket

[@odie56709]

@@pancakes8816 i had like 21 billion yen in my pockets when he said that loll

[@nathanieljefferies5491]

I am pretty sure I was rich enough with 9 trillion to buy all of Karumucho including the Tojo and Omi…hahaha

[@nathanieljefferies5491]

@@redacted94 in my mind, what happened canon-wise is that both Kiryu and Majima became rich enough to actually buy the Tojo and Omi respectively snd the rest is a turf war against one another haha

[@amanofpotatoes2176]

IRS bilek

[@DillonMeyer]

Kiryu's own "I'll take this potato chip... AND EAT IT!"

[@themaxterz0169]

You should see him answer a phone

[@pedinhuh16]

@@themaxterz0169 I'm a big fan of how he opens a door.

[@narukami6953]

That moment when you make an offer in cash

[@Kiralucy]

your 500th like!

[@narukami6953]

@@Kiralucy holy shit

[@thatonevideo2117]

@@Kiralucy no way dude

[@chrismoreno7181]

An offer you cant refuse.

[@joaogomes9405]

I love the fact that he didn't offer the money to any person, just to the building itself. Kiryu is so powerful the building is the one who submits and allows itself to be purchased by Kiryu

[@NewTypeDilemma01]

Whether answering the phone or opening a case, everything Kiryu does is awesome.

[@Kurtheoraizor]

I try to remember that the Yakuza series was played by actual Yakuza members in which they enjoyed playing and praised it for its realism.

[@beowulf4545]

The owner of the building sitting inside wondering why this former Yakuza is yelling at his building but he submits and leaves instantly knowing he doesn't own the place now

[@anomaly7853]

Imagine you're just filing your taxes and you hear some muffled yakuza yells from outside and you're just like "Well, I guess I don't own this building anymore.".

[@BenjaminQ23]

"How tough are ya?" "How tough am I? Well I'll have you know I made an offer today" "So?" *"IN CASH"* "U-Uh right this way."

[@NCRVeteranRanger]

Spongebob reference? Nice!

[@redfox4220]

Building:”I’ll accept your offer”

[@prawnchips9461]

so, the building didn't accept the offer? From what did it exclude the offer from?

[@redfox4220]

@@prawnchips9461 sorry I don’t know how to spell XD

[@relanginsyiranurmali3643]

You should have spelled it "I'll accept your offer"

[@sychosethburnz625]

"IN CASH!"

[@davidcito739]

Offer I give: -Money I receive: -Money machine

[@Neglections]

When the sales are booming.

[@hagahong3327]

everyone: do paperwork and shiet Kiryu: shouts at a building

[@crashpal]

Gotta try this

[@silverius678]

Next time if I want to buy a company, I'll stand in front of it's headquarters, take and a briefcase full of cash, then shout at the building.

[@soobi3530]

This and the animation when you pick up the phone in the telephone club are amazing.

[@odie56709]

moshi moshi

[@miiroajagapakeyanglain7063]

Everyone : "Ngl he did offer in cash" Me : "did he just yelled at a building? Yakuza are epic"

[@miguelle4756]

And remember: *_the actual Yakuza likes the game on it’s accuracy_*

[@irfannoreplys6312]

Too late. Someone's already commenting like you said (me). Try again.

[@enkidoodoo]

@@irfannoreplys6312 cry then. See if anyone cares

[@irfannoreplys6312]

@@enkidoodoo Cry for what? A joke? It's just you that're getting over it.

[@DrunkGnu]

@@miguelle4756 a better iteration: *real Yakuza complimented the accuracy of this game*

[@Ryanska_u]

This should be his tekken intro

[@Zexx4]

Or victory pose

[@rusticgiraffe4262]

More people should strive to perform mundane actions as awesome as Kiryu does. Than man can throw money at a building so hard that it becomes his, clearly he’s doing something right.

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

Meanwhile, Kratos: *”I OWE YOU NOTHING!”* *”I OFFER NOTHING.”* *”YOU, will tell him NOTHING.”*

[@adude6568]

Every scene in this game can be transcribed in the "I'll take a potato chip" style I'll take a property....and BUY IT! *opens briefcase*

[@preciousshittu1768]

I fucking love how extra this game is with everything

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

The building understands that Kiryu could've eaten that money but chose to give it to them instead.

[@Zaraki551]

how are you bro

[@Blast_5240]

I like to think he’s actually talking to the building and not the actual owner😂. I mean it does look that way in the game

[@YaMexicanBoy]

Kiryu:* Shows a case full of cash in an absolute dominant way to the building * Building: make me yours

[@Kazumii583]

The funny part is Kiryu coming in front of the building and yelling at as if there is someone. I would laugh if ı was there

[@LordBob]

Elon Musk rolling up to Twitter HQ with $44 billion like:

[@SharpForceTrauma]

Kiryu just shows a case full of money at the building, and reality bends itself to rewrite the deed in his name

[@swaggerdagger8976]

Ive never watched an episode of jojo but I feel like this is how they do everything

[@pancakecommanderandbowser2279]

He didn't pose enough for this to be jojo

[@mysticpowerz808]

9/10 Not enough ゴゴゴゴゴ

[@MasouShizuka]

In my country, it's etiquette to throw the briefcase of cash through the company's window with a note taped "HOW'S THIS?" while having a smug look.

[@stan5794]

Fmgmif

[@stan5794]

Apologies, i ema.t ttot.tyoe that the scenaro thst yoyu just ddedcribed.was. similar tk.a gmod animatoon that kitty would.make

[@Z_emily]

@@stan5794 stroke

[@sonicducktheinoccent]

Everyone has the same comment and I'm scared

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

Ngl this comment is different than the rest

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

When's the part 2 fairy fencer playthrough going to be uploaded

[@MugdhaMahdiShams]

Join us brother

[@pankek5431]

Ngl he did offer in cash

[@sonicducktheinoccent]

@@sinsoftheswamp8346 Holy shit I forgot i posted that

[@zalix5626]

I mean if Kiryu offers me that briefcase i'll be gladly made a deal with him, that's a nice briefcase.

[@ТошкаСухарь-э7и]

ПЛАТНО ... У МЕНЯ ЕСТЬ ДЕНЬГИ, Я ЗАПЛАЧУ

[@SensPiotr]

Я НЕ БУДУ ПЛАТИТЬ

[@hirokimura1316]

Kiryu: I'll make an offer he cannot refuse.

[@brazilianman98]

Literally.

[@Neglections]

Stolen content right here from 2 months earlier post.

[@hirokimura1316]

@@Neglections I did steal?

[@Neglections]

@@hirokimura1316 There was a comment deep in comment section that is older than this but the same way spoken. Go find it.

[@hirokimura1316]

Alright, I'll try.

[@GuyWithAEpicHat]

0:03 Me when buying groceries

[@rebb9890]

POV you are the owner of this building and got Kiryu's offer in cash.

[@archmagekyle]

Seeing that they made an animation just for making a purchase (with cash) makes me want to the play this game even more.

[@nombre8527]

imagine being in your job in a normal day, but sudenly a random guy literally apears and buys the entire building instantly

[@tentayeprimo6674]

With enthusiasm like that how could they ever say no

[@bon7029]

Property Owner: Fuck it, that was so cool, I'm gonna sell it to him on principle alone. I didn't like running this Pachinko parlor anyway.

[@awesomedude12325]

ngl he did offer in cash

[@linkieloos]

Good work, Kiryu-san. You yelled at a building.

[@MisterShade-rs3yh]

Building: _You drive a hard bargain Yakuza_ .... *DEAL*

[@suiseispersonalshounen-con]

i loved that FFXV Reference man... Where do I Sign?

[@zhazha23]

I shall not fabricate any falsehoods, the gentleman known as Kazuma Kiryu made an offer to purchase my wares using physical currency in the form of paper bills in a suitcase.

[@jjy7336]

not gonna lie he did offer in cash

[@Stefanius058]

Love that little side smile he gives at the end

[@savaralyn0951]

I love how in japanese its literally just like "HOWS........ THIS MUCH???"

[@Judgementxxx]

Old couple: There's that Kiryu, buying up all the buildings again honey.

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

I wish Majima would have a special animation for partnering with businessess

[@cantufekci23]

Shows knife to the building “You are mine now!”

[@bigbadfox9917]

This gives me serious Iron Chef America, Secret Ingredient vibes.

[@notamobilesprout4175]

BEEEEEEER

[@ChaaFound97]

It may not seem like it now, but this is an important archive for the year 2057

[@sponge540]

Imagine the people just walking and you see a buffed yakuza-like guy with a handsome hairstyle just opening a breifcase full of money towards a building

[@cadence_2463]

Walk slowly in the other direction, then sprint away when you’re out of his range of sight

[@juliustheillustrious7727]

I like the smug face he makes at the end

[@justanaverageinternetuser2473]

*Shows a briefcase full of money* "Alright this property is your now"

[@Joshua_N-A]

Kiryu : I'm gonna make an offer you can't even refuse. COLD. HARD. CASH. *opens briefcase* Store owner : *brings UV*

[@pforgottonsoul]

i like to think kazuma just goes around dramatically opening brief cases of money in front of buildings when no one is around.

[@Alekkarl]

This, gentlemen, is how you do business

[@Neglections]

A business preparation is now available. It is time to do some business.

[@wamuuthepoleperson168]

Love the little head tilt near the end of the animation. Hes so confident lol

[@taiyo9421]

The building is shitting it's pants just from his humongous ball

[@cartoliravioli2391]

Me when I make an offer in cash

[@beinzheans3918]

#relatable

[@Mewa_Jesieniaraa_real]

Me: "Alright, I really gotta save up some money." Also me moments later buying a videogame that I'll never probably end up playing anyway:

[@duskIIdawn]

me showing the judge the proof of my innocence:

[@An_Imperial_Guard.]

I was honestly expecting Majima to pop out.

[@Steve230YT]

KIRYU-CHANNN

[@triborg7919]

This is Yakuza 0 before he was crazy and stalking kiryu

[@Ghostly-00]

This has the same energy as Seto Kaiba flexing his duel monsters collection briefcase.

[@shadowthelegend100]

GIVE ME YOUR BLUE EYE OLD MAN -Kiryu, probably

[@angelusvastator1297]

Then: I'll make you an offer you can't refuse. Now: I'll make an offer...IN CASH!

[@anonguy772]

My first thought when I saw that was "an offer you can't refuse", then he finished the sentence and I got kinda disappointed :T

[@DeadTechno22]

Kiryu: I’ll make you an offer! In cash!! Building: I like your cut G

[@cobra7166]

Kiryu asking for Majima's eyepatch:

[@Veggiematic]

Guys, he isn't buying the property from the person via negotiations, he is purchasing the property by talking to the property itself. The employees do not consent, but the property did, so by Japanese legal transfer laws, it's ok.

[@fulcrum2951]

Some bystander: Umm dude, who are you offering the money to?

[@JonatasAdoM]

Surprised the money didn't go flying after that maneuver.

[@JacobKinsley]

Bad dragon: we're going to charge about 3 times our competitors prices for fantasy sex toys because we're a meme brand at this point and we can get away with it Thirsty furries: 0:04

[@finnhackapell6560]

What

[@JacobKinsley]

@Manek Iridius I'm not writing an essay for you in the youtube comments

[@Nana7ZX]

Me showing the judge irrefutable proof that I did not commit a first degree murder

[@lukecwolf]

I never noticed while playing, but there's like a millisecond where you can see Kiryu closing the cash briefcase and stuffing it away at 0:10. . So yes, the transaction was complete in less than 20 secondsm

[@Admiralzzz_]

0:03 Me showing the judge my innocence (I am suddenly no longer guilty of mass vehicular homicide)

[@Paragon._.]

Me showing the judge evidence of my innocence

[@notorioushkm97]

When you want to marry someone's Daughter

[@mon_jay]

The head movement at the end always gets me

[@BB0ysGames]

When you get rich and you tryna buy Konami

[@night00glider]

Please Sega, buy Konami... And save what's left of good from Konami

[@paulghencea9037]

@@night00glider Do they have The Money to buy Konami?

[@night00glider]

@@paulghencea9037 sadly .. no

[@ChrisX_212]

I don't think Konami bought Pachinko parlor properties, they made the machines inside it, not owning the land in it (Not to mention I'm sure there are a lot of Pachinko devs that became their competitors). Still, if there's one thing that Kiryu and Konami have in common.... Welp, they're Yakuzas. Also buying out Konami's properties do not solve the problem, Sega have their own issues and missteps that even made the fans facepalm, so that's a case of 'out of the frying pan, into the fire'.

[@night00glider]

@@ChrisX_212 i think your previous comments summed it up pretty well "Konami already a Yakuza" .

[@skeyturr]

Kiryu nobody is there take your meds...

[@todddollasign5635]

I have ever been able tk enjoy anime, like at all, but god damn it I’m in love with this series, I’m so glad they ported it to pc I’m almost done with kiwami 2, I love how they have so incredibly cheesy sub stories but the main storyline is so serious and dramatic

[@kueapel911]

considering the price of 78m, and each paper values at 10k with 12 stacks of those, it means that each stack contains 650 layers of papers. That's a thicc sum of cash

[@DefinitelyNotATrolldier]

This is how microsoft purchased the right to minecraft

[@failtolawl]

"I'll make an offer, IN CASH" Building: 👁👄👁

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

Not gonna lie, he did offer in cash

[@vectorcam5833]

I love the little smirk he gives at the end

[@Jaeeden]

Dude just pulled a suitcase full of cash from thin air.

[@ozone0101]

0:07 hololive fan when they see their idol sneeze

[@eckysgaming]

0:10 Building: oh you're talking to me ?

[@vegamonado7562]

Naughty Dog at the Game Awards

[@ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528]

Twitch chat when they want the streamer to say their name

[@Zephreyer]

Me when I’m in court on 11 counts of first-degree-murder: