I Love to Piss

[@HotDad]

please enjoy my hot STREAMS (and downloads) here: open.spotify.com/album/2vVWhs2ekCfe8mMGrUug4a hotdad.bandcamp.com/track/i-love-to-piss

[@manictiger]

Bear Grylls wants to know your location. I'm just taking the piss.

[@thejesuschrist]

Hot Dad NEVER disappoints me, EVER!

[@HotDad]

i'm always slammin' that love, but i'm never SAYING that love-i love you, J.C.!!!!

[@sqwooker7535]

Thanks Jesus

[@jahwak2405]

Same

[@bartsynthson4926]

youn are not jesus

[@endorphin1261]

@@bartsynthson4926 yes he is

[@Cyranek]

watched this while taking a mean piss. thoroughly enjoyed myself.

[@bawskee3755]

You pee sitting down like a girl

[@KT-vg3nc]

it doesn't matter which position because he just loves to piss

[@Turtleproof]

Good thing most phones are water resistant these days.

[@TemmiePlays]

@@bawskee3755 you would too if you cared about health

[@vokto]

Cyranek the nerd

[@1-1-5-2]

what i hate about this song is its really catchy and good and i end up singing "ooh yeah i love to piss" under my breath in public subconsciously

[@HotDad]

that's the dream, innit

[@ph0e]

Ah, good old piss rock. I haven't heard such good flow since the ol' Yellow River Boys.

[@HotDad]

the truly seminal act for piss rock

[@nehemiahzo_]

The Yellow River Boys?! Hell naw! Credence Goldwater Revival is way better!

[@JacklynBurn]

Broke: Kidney Stone Woke: Piss Rock

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

0% naked chicks 0% expensive cars 0% drugs 100% piss

[@HotDad]

perfect proportions (pp) for a healthy life!

[@maxanimator9547]

I wouldn't be so sure about the lack of drugs being involved in the making of this video

[@TheGreatCooLite]

Me: holds piss for 2 whole hours My brain in the bathroom:

[@endorphin1261]

I get exactly what you mean

[@stoopiosproductions3130]

Oh I definitely get this.

[@nerdygmr5]

this song is actually great i love to piss as well

[@NateTwoNinee]

Maester Gryphon bruh you tucking DID IT WRONH

[@NateTwoNinee]

Maester Gryphon ITS SUPPOSED TO BR SOELL ICUP DUCKING IFIOT

[@CaseySnyder]

They say you "take" a piss, but all my life I've been leaving it behind in the toilet.

[@johntheredeemer]

Man I can't handle this right now, why'd you do me like that?

[@urmum1959]

Well then you clearly need to make a big life change

[@camreyes1819]

Bro I will never stop thinking about this ever

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

Been living your life wrong

[@oeufegg506]

I'm something of a piss connoisseur myself and I really appreciate this

[@camreyes1819]

Your pfp keeps me up at night

[@markus3880]

erik.. i've been following your stuff for about 3 years now and by far this is the most incredible track you've dropped. i am shaking and i would actually cry if my body wasn't so dehydrated after the piss i took (inspired by the song obviously)

[@candopottyanywhere9627]

Thanks to you, I google, "Hot Dad Piss" at least once every couple of days.

[@LilDeuceDeuce]

This piss, this piss (Unstoppable)

[@HotDad]

it's the flow of urine, it's a feeling like piss

[@zoopvonbeezle6241]

Hell yeah dude, looking healthy and sounding great. One of your best songs to date.

[@HotDad]

thank you so much, jaryd!

[@gardeiii4708]

Great song! Hello from russia! Im subbed to you since i found your "i love this image" song

[@HotDad]

hello back! thanks for checking out my songs/videos!

[@MhxAir]

When people ask what kind of music you listen to, and we say we only listen to "real music", this is the music we are talking about

[@Diditallforthexp]

True poetry. thanks Hot Dad! Now the chorus will be stuck in my head for the next week... Awright!

[@HotDad]

i hope it's a good week for ya! 😎😎😎

[@Elrond_Hubbard_1]

I've been a Hot Dad devotee since he first appeared on Comment Etiquette, and this is one my absolute favourite tracks. I took a risk at work the other day by going to one of my huge, unsorted KZbin music playlists and hitting shuffle while I was connected to the bluetooth speaker in the workshop. First dozen or so songs were perfectly fine, and then 'I Love To Piss' comes on. People were asking me questions.

[@UraniumBullets]

This is what my dogs sing as soon as I leave the house.

[@cloudbloom]

HOLD THE PHONE, HOT DAD! ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT THIS LIVELY TOE TAPPING TUNE IS ABOUT URINATION? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT! HA HA

[@HotDad]

imagine thinking what it could would be like if song could be about Urination.......

[@Magichunter321]

Pleaaaase dont stop making these hits❤️ Me and my daughter love your videos. The other day, my 2 year old daughter woke us up while singing Elon Mush(in jibberish). Your fans are 2yearolds man! Keep it up

[@schlunkychicken6079]

I have been watching this daily and bopping to it for about a month straight now. All of my friends know it almost word for word just because I won't stop playing it.

[@HotDad]

i appreciate you fighting the good fight! means a lot to me!

[@infinitegut]

Hey Hotdad, thank you for making a song about loving to piss. This song pops up in my brain whenever I need to take a piss and it really boosts my self esteem. I was just gonna empty my sack and had to come here again, and it still feels so great to listen to this song.

[@MrKraitiv]

You lose some weight? I remember those flower pants being tight af. Looking good dad

[@HotDad]

they're definitely still tight, don't you worry! and thanks!

[@grilch]

Thanks!

[@ramsoomair]

This is in my "piss" Playlist about urine. Only 4 songs so far, hoping to find more songs about piss.

[@fripptricky5099]

I would love to get to know what that cool guy in the bathroom is doing

[@HotDad]

extremely cool people like that tend to only do extremely cool things so.......................

[@fripptricky5099]

@@HotDad That limits it to only three real possibilities: yo-yo, sword fighting, or pissing . . . OOHHHHHHHHH I get it

[@SirCommoner]

I want to record a couple of Hot Dad's songs onto a casette tape and take it back in time to the 80's just to see people react to them. Maybe they'd become hits

[@RobinHearts]

I had never tried "Pissing" before I heard this song and it has changed my life. I now regularly Piss up to 40 times everyday, it keeps me healthy, it tastes great, and it's really brought my closer to my son and wife. Thank you Hot Dad

[@youaremymuse6852]

The song is actually really good please produce more

[@HotDad]

i make a lot of things all the time 😊😊😊

[@youaremymuse6852]

Hot Dad yeee thanks and I love your content lol

[@MisterS.]

This is really the pissing theme

[@glowingdawn9179]

The best feeling is when you keep drinking your drink when you're pissing like you're completing the cycle all at once. It's a beautiful experience.

[@HotDad]

wow, such eternity!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SevenRedSunsOfficial]

playing it in public without headphones sure takes the piss out of the haters

[@ToastedFanArt]

Another groovy and relatable song, well done old chap.

[@HotDad]

hey, thank you!

[@troychenier9877]

You make great music. Like... for real, just excellent top shelf song craft and production. Some times, I wanna make a super serious cover, like a reverse Weird Al.... ya know?

[@caiopatric]

i remember hearing you say that you come up with songs while doing the dishes or pissing, so finally we get a song themed by what you were actually doing at the time.

[@HotDad]

yeah, i literally started rambling through the stand up bit while i was pissing and then decided i could make a song about it, true story

[@MindCBase]

I keep coming back to this "piss" thing. DAE? It's hard to believe I had a life devout of piss before hearing this beautiful work of music and poetry. Kind regards to the author!

[@aidan3768]

wasn't sure how you could segue into a song about enjoying pissing but you somehow managed to do it, you magnificent bastard

[@Ridankulas]

What is about having the chorus right after a tight guitar solo that makes you NEED to sing along? Not particularly a song I wanted to sing along to in public, but it happened anyway. Keep it up, Dad

[@HotDad]

such a #blessed curse, i guess

[@TemmiePlays]

i find this offensive as i was diagnosed with excess piss and vinegar as a wee child, so they set me up on a lifetime catheter.

[@HotDad]

i will pray 4 u

[@DangerousPerson]

Me to my Piss: "GET OUT OF MY BODY AND INTO THE POTTY (party)"

[@username-mq9ze]

and then he turns around and says "i love to piss" funniest shit i've seen

[@anemoneyas]

i watched this and now i have to piss. thank you

[@HotDad]

makes a lot of sense to me

[@guytorie]

This is one of my favorite songs.

[@HotDad]

wow, i feel lucky! ❤

[@TheTanman412]

This pissed me off, then pissed me ON

[@iamhydration9263]

I would love to walk into a bathroom and suddenly some person starts singing this song to me I would accept them as my God.

[@HotDad]

bless u

[@iamhydration9263]

@@HotDad Thank you I am e n l i g h t e n e d

[@InternetRob]

amazingness begins at 0:46

[@Error-wo3tr]

yo hippity hoppity hot dadio... you make some slick jams.

[@thefaulkness]

I got a pre vid ad for a real stand up and this was infinitely better

[@HotDad]

awwwwwwwwww shucks

[@KirbyFanDude]

Gosh...You've taught me a thing or two through song, thank you!

[@HotDad]

i was put here on this earth to teach (probably)!

[@MadreanJaguar]

0:45 Just setting up a timestamp for when I return.

[@pondiiii]

Earwig, aaaaaaaaaaahhh! :D

[@Anarchovamp]

drinking 7 waters at once in a song

[@dylanl.7337]

This is really good. Thank you, Hot Dad!

[@FrankGarciaHejl]

That laugh at 0:25 forever.

[@xZeer0x]

This is still low-key my favorite song, it's just so relatable!

[@averyjenson]

Really nice of this guy to tell his story.

[@GaryCandyPrince]

tf2 sniper theme song

[@ilovefnafandtrtf1850]

oh man this song never get old any day

[@GeoPMel]

This song has nice flow.

[@ScoriacTears]

Reminds me of the part of The Green Mile when Michael Clarke Duncan cupped Tom Hanks and then he went and had his first pain free piss in ages, and it was goooood.

[@SoundwaveSC]

You know, after all the references to pissing in the Wrestle album this really was the logical conclusion.

[@InterplanetarySound]

The bridge slaps so hard

[@GaryCandyPrince]

piss heart-> 💛

[@omarselwyn9060]

First minute of this video, I was like, “say what? Is hot dad a standup or a musical artist? XDXD” I kid, lovin’ the music and video, dad!

[@HotDad]

it looks SO REAL right??? and sounds so real too! 😎😎😎

[@phart8901]

i hope this gives hot dad the game he deserves

[@gregathol]

I’m so glad that this exists.

[@HammarixSwe]

This should have at least 3 million views

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

Haha, me too! So great. We have so much in common.

[@SH4M4N_YT]

This made my day better. Thank you, Hot Dad.

[@HotDad]

you're welcome, friend!

[@nab-rk4ob]

I don't think I've heard one quite like that one! Good job!

[@xCheeseHead95x]

Uncle Jamal has blessed me with the energy of *J E S U S* once again

[@shanimary777]

Gonna be streamin this for days man.

[@HotDad]

i LOVE IT

[@oddjob]

Green screen giving me major flashbacks of your home improvement series 🤯 good shit

[@HotDad]

oddjob! how ya been, pal?

[@oddjob]

@@HotDad Pretty good! Can't believe it's been like ten years since I messaged you on KZbin and feeling bad that you didn't have more viewers. I'm genuinely really happy to see that our shared goon sense of humour is making you that youtube$$$$ Last time I saw you post was the Bhabhi thread. PM me @ Lupin if you're still on the forums! Ignore my shitposts!

[@PokeyMeansBusiness]

now THIS is what i came to this channel for

[@IntrinsicNRJ]

Hot Dad uploads a video: *knee jerk must watch even in church* S/o to all fellow Wrestling cassette owners!

[@MindCBase]

Holy shit! I love to piss, too??? Heck yeah, I do!!!

[@Sparta04]

l m f a o. this is incredible. the sheer amount of amazing content you put out is unreal

[@jphanson]

It’s time to piss and I’m so glad that this 👆 exists (that’s you Hot Dad and your music!)

[@HotDad]

oh my, so kind of you!!!!!!!! ❤❤😊😊❤❤

[@Begleitkubus]

The power levels are off the chart!

[@GoldenSharpee]

Hey dad, I work long days and will often be so busy I don't take any bathroom breaks! It really worries my partner but my body is just so used to it that I only end up going two or three times in a day. this song really changed my outlook on piss and has started to make it a more fun experience for me!

[@HotDad]

i'm so happy i could help! i wanna see your streams at their best

[@SophiaNope]

Help I can not get this song out of my head.

[@edwardatkinson5272]

The song I've been waiting for my whole life is here

[@crystalpetal25]

All this just to link us to your hot streams, I'm honoured

[@kendrewkeast5067]

Holy Shit! (this is GOOD and the BEST)

[@Interstate74]

hol up this song actually shreds

[@JaseekaRawr]

You've got a wonderful set of chompers, I gotta say. :D Also this is gonna be stuck in my head for the next couple of days, I'm sure, lol.

[@HotDad]

best teeth in the game?!?!?!?!?!?

[@Manafii102]

oddly profound. practice mindfulness, even in your private moments

[@barthalen]

@Max William Lauf More like bladderfullness

[@user-kh8kz4ck3z]

Fuck yeah dad. Let that warm water flow

[@beefboy8812]

You’ve outdone yourself this time...

[@deadlves]

I really relate to this song on a deeper level damn

[@MAC-X]

Hey Hot Dad? Where did you find the background of the front of the theater if I may ask? SERIOUSLY, I do believe that is the theater here in my home town. No BS, the rock wall to the right side gives it away... Would love to find out. Thank!!!

[@HotDad]

peter just grabbed it from pixabay. could probably find it if you just did a general search with terms related to what's in the pic!!!!

[@MAC-X]

@@HotDad Yeah, I searched after and found it. And it is, in fact, The Keith Albee Thearter located in Huntington West Virginia. It was built of course as a theater house bur got converted in the '60s or '70s into ta movie theater and then got restored back into a stage theater about 15 years ago... But I just thought it was cool. Like, what would be the odds lol.

[@theseismyvids]

Hot Dad done did it again.

[@AWSOMEPOSSUM16]

Never done it myself

[@joshuazane3210]

Well, copping a desperately needed slash *is* pretty satisfying.

[@axtmann]

It's gonna rule when the Yellow River Boys open for Hot Dad.

[@AzureLight7]

It's time to piss and I'm so glad that this [video] exists!

[@dontrockwobble]

Splendid. R Kelly videos are popping up in my recommended list now. A small price to pay, I s'pose.

[@HotDad]

it just happens sometimes 😢

[@nukedukem614]

Same

[@MrNargleflex]

HD you wrote my themesong, so thank you