I'm A Cop & I Keep Getting Called To The Same House | Creep Cast

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[@CreepPodcast]

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[@couch72potato]

Who up creepin they cast ?

[@MrJadurkis]

My favorite part of this episode was when Wendigooner said "it's creep-castin timeeee" and then creepcasted all over our creepcast

[@Joker14j]

My wife bought me the beanie and I can't bring myself to take off the cool eye ball tag

[@shawne02]

Urbanspook dropped a new video it's good please react to it

[@ChickenGuy89]

creamy cast

[@belles_library]

Everytime Isaiah says "I'm in, I'm sold" the story soon goes south. It's a curse.

[@OrtegaSauce]

Then I need him to say it everytime

[@SaltNBattery]

He says that about everything lol This story was clearly bad from the beginning, so poorly written neither one of them could read the bad dialogue without stumbling. Hunter kept saying "I can't read" like it was his fault. In reality, the author was just really bad.

[@Agape_love1]

Only a few have broken it like stolen tongues and the living house one

[@Blacktoothoneil]

@@SaltNBatterynot really surprised since she’s someone who claims to have had supernatural experiences in real life during her law enforcement career which inspired her stories. Always take that with a massive grain of salt

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@Blacktoothoneil ghosts are real though, dude. I never met my dad but my mom swears he was a ghost she met at a bar filled with ghosts (a ghost bar, if you will).

[@LemonSupreme]

not Isaiah accidentally revealing he may have briefly lived Penpal when he was a child holy shit

[@The_Sharktocrab]

Fr, the whole time I was like "where was this in the penpal episode?"

[@AnOwlfie]

Even the detail about the dead cat is crazy

[@turd__ferguson]

@@The_Sharktocrabhe had to have known it would sound unbelievable in the moment

[@odljevmozgova]

O Just wrote the same comment. Sweet jesus Penpal just creeps me out

[@The_Sharktocrab]

@@turd__ferguson oh crap, it's Turd Ferguson!

[@alangreer3760]

"If there's anyone you can trust, it's your dad" says guy that read Borrasca on this same show.

[@altijdmarley3383]

Exactly what i was thinking 😂

[@JK-gm6kk]

It's a story, but okay

[@andocondian7223]

@@JK-gm6kkjoke went over your head

[@texasred8424]

@@JK-gm6kk ...you know what else is a story?

[@Omega31716]

@@texasred8424does it involve a big iron on one’s hip?

[@Samwichyummers]

“How the hell did you do it, Rabbi Priest..” is a quote of the century

[@NotesNNotes]

I was minding my business eating cheese and crackers and nearly choked to death when I got to this part

[@robertriley4759]

"Father Rabbi"

[@joemorgan6738]

He could work at the synagogue on Saturday and the church on Sunday

[@parkerscarbrough6361]

This episode feels like a FEVER DREAM, that 9/11 interlude had me rolling

[@heyitsFluxxy]

on a mobility scooter?

[@parkerscarbrough6361]

@ lmao mobility mary style “Hunter and Isaiah are on another tangent, Ohhh great”

[@slavicsnek6375]

The first respondmares

[@BDRpictures]

When papa started singing while not knowing that goon is saluting I about died

[@parytheplatipus]

Yeah, reminds me of that horrible tragedy

[@vanillaconfusion89]

I love that Issiah's trauma is "I went to a spooky house a couple times" and Hunter's is "My grandpa fucking shot my dog point blank right infront of me" and yet Hunter is WAY more supportive towards spooky house man

[@MMAENTHUSAIST]

To be fair the looking for a dead body lore is pretty bad 😂

[@Buttlet-j6z]

Point black

[@dangerxbadger2300]

​@@Buttlet-j6zidk if you're trying to correct them by using the incorrect term they did before the edit or are trying to correct them and using the incorrect term, but it's definitely "point blank".

[@TheBlueCray0nIsBlue]

@@dangerxbadger2300nah it’s point black

[@dangerxbadger2300]

@@TheBlueCray0nIsBlue it's.. it's not though... idk how/why most people, even though they have the ability to be correct about nearly anything by doing one quick search on the device they use every day, choose to be wrong instead. 😂

[@mrdollyman5675]

I like how literally one sentence the story is going along fine, and the next it goes off the rails. Actual whiplash.

[@dogwelderyt]

“i was walking but then i saw the creature”

[@Awsome2464]

"So, monster hunter, huh?"

[@MalfunctionWhocares]

@@Awsome2464 That's honestly what crossed my mind. It was like if that story was going fine then the "Monster hunter" and business card lines suddenly popped up at the same time and the rest was written like Deepwoods Part 3.

[@upsidedownpyramid7617]

I was genuinely expecting it to be a very solid piece of writing, knowing it was written by an ex member of the force, I felt like there would be a level of realism and that classic NoSleep “maybe this could have actually happened” vibes. I spaced out of a lot of the weirder moments in the middle but when the ending and resolution came in full swing, I was switching between dying laughing at the poor conclusion and just being flat out disappointed. The story would be going one way and somewhat hook me in, and then absolutely train wreck in the next line. Also the random depictions of sexism were Dhar Mann levels of goofy. “They were all young, attractive ditzy women….whores.” “You mean they were prostitutes?” “No, just blonde.”

[@Beepper]

"Well, well, well..."

[@albros1208]

Knowing this comes from an actual cop makes it so funny to me. The story feels like a sort of weird pat on the back fan fic about herself. Especially the ending when the guy rains her with praise.

[@khalilli6613]

No but honestly

[@Off-HandedBarrel]

That's cuz it is.

[@AngryDad.]

lol fakest part

[@NDGRT-hv6yp]

She is hated or objectified by everyone She has a pet cat She outsmarts and deals with the bad guy alone without much effort Yeah It all clicks

[@loganthorn2222]

My favorite part is that she didn’t even really solve the case, she just kept showing up over and over and the guy was like “I’ve had enough of this” and tried to shoot her😂

[@chaotixxs]

Seriously, he just kinda decided to shoot her for literally no reason the, like, 12th time she showed up to the house. No reason this time was different from the previous times. Heck, even finding/opening the safe would do nothing as it was just some family photos. Also why did the victim hide the only evidence of her past life in a safe in the house of the man she was turning over to the ATF, nowhere else but possibly the worst location? Pretty sure that witness protection also isn't going to separate you from your kids either so this whole thing is just so flimsy

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

And stole his cat

[@KhezuOnYourScreen]

The most diabolical thing a cop can do. Truly, acab.​@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD

[@JadeMadison-e6h]

@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDthat’s where I draw the damn line, no cat stealing over here or your ass gets put in a home

[@MrPeteybelljr]

😂😂😂

[@Dizzintegration]

I propose the canonization of a creepcast curse where the story is going fine, then the ending goes completely apeship crazy and drops the ball so bad it's funny.

[@kuunt6065]

they start saying, "wow this is a really cool concept I like where this is going some awesome ideas" then the ending is just the dumbest exposition dump with terrible dialogue and the MC turns into a marvel character.

[@The_Sharktocrab]

​@@kuunt6065 it's right behind me, isn't it?

[@itsyaboy9829]

Please don't tell me this story has a bum ahh ending 😢

[@The_Sharktocrab]

@@itsyaboy9829 erm...

[@arwoodian1524]

Nah 10/10 ending. Trust me bro. 👌🏻​@itsyaboy9829

[@daboibob5484]

Isaiah: Wow thanks for making a joke about my childhood trauma. Also Isaiah: DEAD DOG WHEELCHAIR WHEELCHAIR GRANDPA DOG MURDER WHEELCHAIR!!! 😂😂

[@Hex-Nothing]

Fr Wendi throws so much shade but will also throw hunter under the bus at any opportunity 😂

[@goobiiguy]

@@Hex-Nothingkwite toxic innit

[@mathdanse]

I'm still trying to work out of it would make me a bad person to suggest childhood trama mech.

[@GryzonNiepospolity9527]

​@@mathdansehunter's grandpa on mobility scooter with shotgun - miniature

[@friednoodles666]

@@GryzonNiepospolity9527 that would be the hardest youtooz collab in history

[@link99912]

This is the kind of thing that would be 99% upvoted on /r/nosleep, with everyone raving about how great it was in the comments, and I'd be sitting there wondering if I had a stroke or something. Very cathartic to have Isaiah and Hunter picking apart that nonsense ending in real time, lol.

[@amoongoos]

Wow character is so woman yet so strong and so smart and she proven those pesky males wrong. This deserves a Reddit gold and wholesome awards

[@redacted1320]

Yeah, nosleep has a tendency to upvote the stupidest shit lol

[@ChubiceOfChunckle20]

Reddit is almost 99% trash in general. Even r/creepcast is awfully embarrassing

[@ConernicusRex]

IT STARTED WITH THAT CLUMSY STUPID HAUNTED HOUSE INFODUMP. Terrible plot, terrible dialogue. 0.5/10

[@ConernicusRex]

@@ChubiceOfChunckle20truth. r/creepcast is one of the worst, most parasocial subreddits in a sea of terrible subreddits.

[@AurelianSinclair]

I love when they are nice to the author at the beginning and then by the end hate them. Those are my favorite episodes

[@destinyhntr]

As they say, respect has to be earned (and in this case, lost).

[@JillLulamoon]

What perplexes me is a lot of these stories, you look up other people's readings and it's all just gushing in the comments. Dark Sominum has read quite a few of these and people love it in the comments. Could just be Dark Sominum is a very very good reader (I like him) so people dont notice the writing isn't great, or Redditor standards are very low. That too. It's interesting.

[@mrdollyman5675]

⁠​⁠@@JillLulamoonI think the way Dark Sominum narrates is a big part. The emotion he puts into it as well as the way he takes it seriously makes it hard to notice poor writing.

[@sir_stride]

​@JillLulamoon saw the same thing with his "my job" vid. I was like "Hhuh!?"

[@micktompson101]

@@JillLulamoonit’s exactly that. Here the story loses momentum and they just start shitting on it and obviously it’ll be worse. This is a great story and I feel like they’re doing it an injustice here..

[@TheEcoolarg]

"You are all over the place! your political compass right now is like a star" such a great line

[@StopYTShorts]

he said moral compass

[@AntediluvianGirl]

​@@StopYTShortshe said "political and moral compass"

[@sendmorerum8241]

24:59 You're both wrong in the replies

[@JadeMadison-e6h]

“You’re all over the place, your political compass is like a star…” isn’t that what he said or am I dumb and my hearing loss getting worse?

[@bungiecrimes7247]

@@AntediluvianGirl lil fella tried to correct and still got it wrong XD

[@pankace3296]

Man, I just don't understand how all these creepypasta writers have such fantastic ideas and write 75% of a good story, only to devolve into Marvel-level ridiculousness at the last second.

[@prostee8843]

they probably just got bored

[@kibblesnbits3174]

Having a good ending has to be the hardest thing about writing. The build-up, breadcrumbs, setting the scene, action is always the best and arguably the easiest. Getting that perfect ending that makes all the time and effort worthwhile is where a lot of stories fall flat.

[@robertwaksberg]

This entire story was written with the intention of a female cop getting out her insecurities and anger over being a female cop, not with the intention of actually being invigorating or having a message/theme. The main character holds the exact same traits as the author, has the same job, and constantly faces unfair scrutiny and sexism while never displaying a character flaw herself. When finally placed into conflict she uses a John Wick level move then overpowers and wins the battle before a 3-page expedition dump ending the story. This is the definition of a Mary Sue.

[@pankace3296]

@ I certainly agree. But sometimes (like in this case) it feels like they don't even try. Central conflict gets wrapped up in three sentences, main character gets a medal and congratulations from all their peers, grouchy doubting superiors apologize and promise never to doubt them again, etc. It feels almost cartoonishly contrived when compelling, slow burning stories end like this. Like the writer got bored and gave their character an easy happy ending because they wanted to write something else

[@pankace3296]

@@robertwaksberg that seems like a really harsh reading of the story, can you provide a source?

[@littlemisspicc4601]

As former KY resident, Isaiah's story about his day in court is the most Kentucky ass thing I think I have ever heard in my life.

[@nashbear2118]

We cannot move forward without acknowledging Hunter's excellent vocals in that rendition of Amazing Grace. He needs to be singing every episode from now on.

[@esppupsnkits4560]

Oh, good, finally someone acknowledges this! My flabber was *gasted* and I legitimately got really frickin’ excited. He could probably sing Elvis or Johnny Cash and not sound out of place.

[@robertwolfe5041]

I want a far cry 5 mod with papa meat as the villain now

[@jgriffin9084]

Amen

[@fadingglow]

need a compilation of just hunter's singing cause whoa he's got some pipes!

[@sean33840]

He did pretty well in his album for it basically just being a random experiment.

[@Phantasmagora]

The 9/11 Gacha art in this episode is WILD 😭

[@Alucard_Ander]

What

[@Phantasmagora]

​@@Alucard_Ander It's at 11:02.

[@TheeMFGr0uch]

Bro I looked over, saw sonic and shadow; immediately lost my mind lmfao

[@dogelord79]

and the furry and brony stuff

[@AntheanCeilliers]

This feels like a classic case of writing a good premise with no idea how to wrap it up lol

[@MisterHavoc]

Out of ideas, up against a deadline, getting burnout... Any one of them could kill a story, take your pick.

[@JillLulamoon]

Honestly I'm terrified to write stories more often because I know I'll fall victim to this. It's way harder than it sounds.

[@MisterHavoc]

@@JillLulamoon Very true. Also adding "Sudden case of self-doubt" to the list.

[@AntheanCeilliers]

@JillLulamoon I think writing is always worth it -- this story led to the author getting published! Even if this story didn't totally land, she's 100% more successful than I am in creative writing, that's for sure. I don't mean to sound like a critic, I was just let down by the conclusion, as I think the boys were.

[@karenamyx2205]

​@AntheanCeilliers This is essentially the rough draft. Considering the same concept went on to be expanded and published six years later, with very good reviews, its probably wrapped up way better.

[@TheCopperDoll]

The crack addict yelling, "Here comes the hamburgler!" truly got me lol Amazing XD

[@bigsad4372]

i get that the writer was very clear that the main cop is her to the point its not even a self insert, but that ending was so horribly "and then i- i mean this character was very strong and cool and popular and the best and everyone clapped"

[@Blisterdude123]

i cringe everyteim

[@_NutcasE_]

Its not even well written its not a new story template and leans heavily how californian sees the countryside. "Young gal officer on the countryside department and lord and behold everyone is holding her back because woman and she proves them all a fool"

[@DMIwriter]

Just a strong woman with her cat and some wine

[@maxTheTimeSlasher]

I kind of got red flags earlier in the story when she starts mentioning about officers around her being mean and rude to her instead of acting like real cops and she's the only one with the brain.(I wouldn't have any problem if she was going with the corrupted police department trope). It's like a badly written Strong female character in the movies and it all got confirmed when she sudo-chopped the dude with the gun because she's so smart/cool.

[@nightcliff5411]

@@maxTheTimeSlasher its just how she wished her own life was, is just a power fantasy story

[@ChickenTeller]

I love how Isaiah always tries to be nice and give the author the benefit of the doubt, hoping that they improved their writing skills over the years. Meanwhile Hunter is always just like "wow this is the worst story I've ever read I need to pour bleach into my eyeballs and lobotomize myself immediately"

[@jehehehedias5881]

Ey, ChickenTeller the goat

[@ChickenTeller]

@jehehehedias5881 ayyy

[@able3331]

Inside my CreepCast there are 2 wolves ...

[@thelokifiles]

I might perm my hair to look more like Hunter.

[@FibonacciXXI]

@@able3331Well, one wolf now. The other was shot by my grandfather when I was seven years old.

[@Nachtmar3]

I’m a cop who keeps getting called to the same house. This time the disturbance was a dog being shot by an elderly man in a mobility scooter, next to a seven year old who looked like he could control fire.

[@ashleys.townsend413]

😂😂😂

[@FaeQueenOG]

aaand there it is... xD was looking for this comment variant

[@bogdanmazur6312]

the cops would shoot the dog themselves

[@Notsotacticool]

​@bogdanmazur6312 that's an atf specialty

[@lisabeloved]

That was good 👏👏👏 bravo lol

[@usingytformusic3366]

Why do people seem to hate them having banter in their readings? I love those interactions. Makes them seem so much more like people then being a channel that reads every story with the exact same voice every time.

[@YodaOnABender]

I entered the house, but little did I know, the landlord was The Creature

[@SomeAnomalousJumper2398]

Dear God...

[@carbjr.8071]

Markula has entered

[@CPL.van7]

Tell me about it. At least my landlady is attractive, but she's lazy and halfasses everything or drags her feet about everything.

[@AyoItzDj]

A creature feature

[@yesipan]

God help us...

[@ebonywells8194]

the transition from 'acab cold ass bidet' to isaiah very seriously beginning to narrate gave me an ab workout from laughing so much

[@monkeebuisiness]

textbook whiplash

[@squirrelthegamer8483]

I love how Wendigoon just stares blankly for half a minute, almost about to react to Hunter’s bizarre tangent, but instead cuts to the reading like nothing weird happened lol.

[@HorrorHermitofHell]

I nearly choked on my drink hearing Hunter scream ACAB ACAB and not really hearing the context, I had to cover my mouth to not spit- choke-laugh 😂

[@m.crowmoor]

Had no time to recover from the misogynistic police chief and head autopsy technician of sexual harassment before the small town priest who is also a rabbi. This episode got me crying and I'm barely halfway through

[@interestingusername306]

It feels like she just put every single noteworthy social interaction she had in whatever amount of years as a cop into this one story before ending it with a power fantasy and it is a WILD ride

[@ReddySpaghetti69]

“How’d you do it, Rabbi Priest?”

[@pendragonvt]

@@interestingusername306If it was one of her first projects its kind of understandable to use it more as a form of self indulgent fiction sort of deal, happens a lot for new writers. The ending kind of reinforces the idea with how convoluted the ending was when the baddie showed up then immediately gets got, case closed. It was also solid comedy watching the lads slowly melt in their chairs as it went on lmao

[@enthiegavoir5955]

There's a saying I heard once that "every writer's first story casts them as either Christ or Fawkes" and this feels like that. Mary Sue's are honestly excusable when it's someone who's just learning cause it's easier to make a framework based on what they know.

[@bungiecrimes7247]

@@pendragonvt nice alt account, Mary Sue

[@FieryVigil]

My dad does the whole "I don't know I'll have to see if I can get off work that day" thing now that he's retired. It's actually funnier than it has any right to be

[@tyler8607]

Cop gets called to Hunter’s house “sir put the fire down”

[@greysyns]

was queuing this video to watch in a bit and checked the comments. Ended up spitting my coffee out reading this xD

[@Serranos_]

“ITS FOR MY CHANNEL”

[@TheReluctantVlogger]

The one who controls the fire cannot, in fact, simply put the fire down.

[@genericuser984]

"alright, just like grand dad" *Racks buckshot*

[@I_Like_Ike53]

"This is for my jacobi"

[@lunaranz8765]

1:51:34 “I feel like a piece of cloth. I feel like a piece of- I feel like a ragweed… This is really- this is- I wanna go home… I’m a piece of cloth!! I’m a ragweed!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!! NOOO!! NOOOO!!” - Hunter Hancock 2024

[@HorrorHermitofHell]

Solid gold right there

[@OrtegaSauce]

Not wendigoon trying to keep him silenced

[@deanr1018]

are people actually mad when the boys ramble about something and lose focus because they are giggling like kids? for me that's one of the best parts of listening to a podcast.

[@pinkCEO]

Sometimes it's too much. It's the same thing with other shows too. Not that they can never stay, but if they're rambling it should ideally be about the writing or horror.

[@phuck8627]

Incorrect ​@@pinkCEO

[@TrueMartin]

That's mostly why I watch it.

[@aniyilator]

@@pinkCEO Hard disagree

[@Listening_Books12345]

I think there are always people who are gonna be put off by the start-stop nature of something like this. I legitimately enjoy this podcast, and it can get too much for me sometimes if I'm not in the right headspace. I'll just get frustrated and switch to a different video, come back later when I'm not in whatever mood I was in.

[@gethsoldsmith]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@wgcutless]

Why on earth would the editor EVER even consider cutting “Eat me like a bug”???? That was possibly the best part of the show to date. I laughed so hard I nearly broke out in tears.

[@sexonlithium]

I swear, the editor's a lunatic, they also deprived us of one of the very first Jeff Goldbloom impressions Isaiah did on this show. They're always on a train to ruin everyone's fun, it seems.

[@sqacing6914]

No literally. I haven't laughed out loud, in a fucking while. Had to rewind it multiple times it was so funny. One of the best bits on the podcast.

[@paranoiarpincess]

I genuinely did and had my hubby laughing along with me at first just from my laughing so hard it became contagious, and then because I explained it's too him. I LITERALLY had to make the ACTIVE decision to not eat or drink before the skit was over for genuine fear of choking to death on it.

[@rafael502]

From what video and timestamp is that quote from?

[@d1sasteroid]

this makes me want the Goldblum Cut even more

[@palpat8431]

Hunter: I'm not afraid of homeless people, but a homeless person inside an abandoned house? A homeless person in personless home? That freaks me out... It's unnatural... Homeless people shouldn't be in homes, they're SUPPOSED to be homeless!! It's in the name!! Wendigoon: you're pissing so many people off right now.

[@jacques7689]

“I will do stolen valour” completely unprompted is insane 11:52

[@Martin-xh1hd]

You wouldn't?

[@Freund2300]

my cast hasn't been creeped in 7 days..

[@MuddBoihGaming]

did they post something on twitter saying they weren’t uploading today? 😭

[@overthinker5805]

We’ve been creepcucked

[@Teakip]

My fiancé has dyslexia and is a dnd DM for our friend group, so he messes up every now and then when reading aloud and gets frustrated with himself. I showed him Hunter screaming “GET IT TOGETHER” and prefaced it by explaining these two men have millions of followers between them and part of their literal job(s) is to just read scary stories out loud, and that they fuck up FAR more frequently than he does. I think he feels better now.

[@marvelineous]

i’m also a DM and i mess up my words constantly without even reading. sometimes i get so frustrated i just tell people i don’t want to talk anymore because i don’t understand why my mind wants to mix and match words so badly. he shouldn’t feel bad!

[@Luckie_7]

@@marvelineous I stutter a lot but I read ok but boy I feel it. I struggle more in game than in setup bc I improvise a lot of dialog and stumble and say wrong shit as the time. The ppl you see on line playing dnd make it real glamorous with editing actual voice actors playing. Shit is hard as fuck in real life

[@SkullbunnibaitzArtz]

This is so cute I am gonna throw up

[@MrYohob]

random but OMG teakip i love your art! it's so cool seeing you on another platform

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

I wish I had someone who I was in a committed, loving, supportive relationship with.

[@MaxIzrin]

I'm imagining young Wendigoon standing next to Can-Man, like the "My Neighbor Totoro" bus station poster.

[@julesrules7297]

Underrated comment

[@chilledburrito]

The bean guy from teen titans GO (just remembering his name is -StickyPete- StickyJoe lmao)

[@goobgob031]

isaiah?

[@bungiecrimes7247]

Cause the can-man can

[@dirtygoldYT]

to the editor: please keep doing the news-style bottom text my amusement of this concept knows no bounds

[@notellier]

Hunter gradually disappearing under the table at the end MURDERED ME.

[@tiedyeninja238]

That intro is absolutely legendary and must be kept for every episode here on out

[@baywatchguccihuncho]

I hope hunter comes in wendigoon

[@shogun616]

@@baywatchguccihuncho bro what

[@jackiep2042]

@@baywatchguccihunchouhhhh

[@bobbydyne]

@@baywatchguccihuncho Most ordinary creep cast comment

[@tiedyeninja238]

​@@baywatchguccihunchoYou let the intrusive thoughts win on that one buddy

[@foolsenigma]

Isaiah was right, this is EXACTLY like the first sherlock holmes, including the part where someone shows up at the end and explains the whole mystery, which was an entire bullshit drama that happened offscreen 20 years ago and has nothing to do with the investigation up till now.

[@dflaming1371]

THANK YOU. I never got into og Sherlock because the clever ending was always Sherlock or a villain exposition dumping some evidence/adventure/encounter we NEVER got to see any part of! Premises were clever. The writing execution...not so much

[@dflaming1371]

THANK YOU. I never got into og Sherlock because the clever ending was always Sherlock or a villain exposition dumping some evidence/adventure/encounter we NEVER got to see any part of! Premises were clever. The writing execution...not so much

[@joeeveryman2935]

I think we can all agree that Doyle did it better

[@montylj62]

My senile grandfather recently shot my dog, this podcast has really been helping me keep my spirits up. Thanks guys

[@Lily-zk1ic]

LMFAOOOO

[@whothehellismalachi6270]

Csn you control fire?

[@lucasportasio]

Im so tired of the "my wife just left me thanks for the podcast" coments fishing for likes bro

[@reallybigdumbidiot7144]

@@lucasportasiobruh it’s a joke, that’s something that happened to Papa Meat lol

[@happynihilist2573]

This podcast has the 2ed wiredest memes I've seen from a podcast

[@BenjiYiannacopoulos]

Biting, scratching at the walls, at the mouth waiting for the next episode

[@chrisdaman4179]

A while back hunter said he wanted the podcast to be more casual and like buddies chatting, and I love that we have sort of worked that way. I look forward to every Sunday listening to the boys unveil more lore of their repressed childhoods. The Can Man and Grampa Meat might have even known each other before we are all done.

[@cringusmoss9937]

Obviously he escaped the home Hunters mom put him in and hid from the authorities in Isiahs abandoned forest mansion.

[@BigPumpie-tf7tq]

​@@cringusmoss9937GRANDPA MEAT IS CRAZY BRO

[@dangerxbadger2300]

What was the Can Man? I don't remember which story that was from 😂 EDIT: just finished the episode. Lmao love the new character added to the CCM

[@evelinapushkash6827]

​@@dangerxbadger2300 watch the episode😂

[@spyguy888]

@@dangerxbadger2300this one lmao

[@GhostyLainSquee]

Tbh, if they didn't constantly crack jokes or go off on mad tangents, some of these stories would be so hard to get through

[@soaplegends1499]

I feel like it would be the opposite don’t get me wrong I love the jokes but i remember hearing this story narrated on dark somnium and didn’t think it was bad or anything

[@coltennial9513]

​@@soaplegends1499 yeah but Dark Somnium is so good he can make almost any story sound good.

[@GhostyLainSquee]

@@soaplegends1499 There's lots of channels that do awesome straight reads of stories! But this is the chaos corner, we'll never get a straight read from them and I am here for it, lol. Plus imo this story was was losing me the further it went. For being grounded in reality it was very hard to buy into, but that's just me

[@Mizuna626]

@@soaplegends1499 The thing is saying "The Dark Somnium made this enjoyable" is a lot like saying "This game is actually ok if you play with friends.". It's not that the story is good it's Dark Somnium is good so you overlook the problems.

[@soaplegends1499]

@@Mizuna626 I’m saying that if you listened to it without anyone telling you it’s bad you might have a different outlook

[@Anzerianpatriot]

During the 9/11 bit I couldn't stop thinking about how Kyle from Borrasca would react to it YO KIMBER, THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON

[@PresidentFunnyValentine]

That's just Zach Hadel lol

[@commandercaleb9953]

​@@PresidentFunnyValentine Lyle, they hit the Pentagon!

[@derigel7662]

ok this comment changed my mind lol not distasteful at all any more thanks lolololol

[@thesomewhatfantasticmrfox]

Kyle would've been like, "Why are you crying? You didn't know anybody there."

[@Y0uL0stTheG4me]

Nick Fury from "Something down in the basement is getting better at mimicking people" Nick: Sir Marlboro from the gas station, your gunna want to see this

[@yopoxikeweapescai9066]

No cast creeped, sunday ruined 😔😔😔

[@hannahabraham3298]

the 9/11 tribute moved me to tears. Thank you for your touching tribute

[@sneeze3147]

I thought you were joking until Hunter started singing

[@theburrowking8002]

same.

[@korva_puusti]

lmaooo

[@kellyalves756]

@@sneeze3147Voice of an angel even when he’s riffing. Just like Jack Black. Damn it, Hunter. 😁

[@kellyalves756]

Isaiah- if the door is standing open that can fall under “exigent circumstances “, I guess because they assume if someone’s door is wide open and nobody answers a verbal call, that’s a sign of potential trouble. Anyway, I’ve heard of it happening before.

[@ManIsAFourLetterWord]

0:19 I feel like hunter just recorded this in his free time for fun and it made its way into the episode 😂

[@kinda_spooky]

that intro genuinely made me think i had a mental breakdown for a couple seconds

[@You_remind_me_of_the_babe]

I flashed back to 2009

[@lastofthehouseplants3590]

@@kinda_spookyI thought final exams finally did me in

[@ScoutMasterRose]

@@kinda_spooky It felt like I had a break in reality for a bit

[@Mike-qc1os]

I thought I was watching like a super old episode

[@ooziepro]

Wendigoon saluting as Hunter talks about doing stolen valor was just gold lmfao.

[@MrBjanders]

The dynamic between Hunter and Isaiah is the funniest shit ever. It doesn't make sense on paper to me, but in practice it's just delightful to see them banter about anything. Just a couple guys dicking around.

[@cringusmoss9937]

The bits are the best. Jeff Goldblum, eat me like a bug, kyle at the funeral. So many classics. Scraping around in a giant flower pot, begging strangers to eat you like a bug is legendary. It's what sets this podcast apart from a thousand dry, straight forward "read a story to you" type channels. I can read, quite well. Having someone else read a short story to me is not the compelling content that keeps me coming back and people seem to agree.

[@Landshark4008]

They are annoyingly overused and ruin the flow.

[@BlurkSneets]

No they dont they are very funny and 99% of the fans love it

[@cringusmoss9937]

@Landshark4008 wrong

[@deadeyeduncan3865]

​@Landshark4008 then go watch a channel that just reads them

[@Landshark4008]

@@deadeyeduncan3865 The show’s earliest episodes will remain their best if they continue the current trajectory.

[@saucysphinx]

audio listeners missing the 9/11 furry memorial segment… poor souls

[@theburrowking8002]

didn't know furries could be so damn respectful and patriotic, damn.

[@Xaxp]

Timestamp?

[@witheredharp]

hey I'm not supposed to see you until the first of the month

[@caracatoacacepe]

@@Xaxp at around 11:00

[@Alex-xi4bg]

@@theburrowking8002you’d be surprised how many furries are military or in politics

[@punkwai]

42:27 this whole bit "You're off this case! You're back on the case!" Had me dying 😂😂😂

[@Shallemb]

This needs to be animated 😂

[@billysipe5040]

PAPERWORK!!!

[@Kaiser_Pineapple]

I kept waiting for Hunter to shout, "I want your gun and your badge!" The classic cop movie trope.

[@firelovingmonkey2768]

"We're getting lots of 9/11 calls tonight," "You mean 911, right?" "No...." " Oh god....."

[@xxsn1ffyxx]

I’m at work trying not to audibly laugh at this. I’m just violently shaking 😂

[@addyjoy3]

I gotta say: the "i'm sorry for being an ass" thing sounds like a "I'm a woman in a male dominated field who just wants to be respected" fantasy As a woman in STEM, I get it As a story lover, not the place lol

[@Awsome2464]

Yeah, I don't mind subjects like that in a story, but by the time the ME asked her why she didn't find the body sooner, I was just like "Alright, you think every male in the force is sexist. We get it."

[@Hannahgs]

There is a way you can do it in a story and still have it be compelling and realistic. I'm sure she did face a lot of that, and cops tend to not be the most...gentle and welcoming to outsiders. But you have to approach it where people still see them as actual people and the story isn't just a Grimm's parable about treating people fairly lol Not about sexism but racism, I think In the Heat of the Night tackles prejudice among the police really well while still having a super compelling story.

[@blobjorn3248]

Lol, victim complex much? 😂 Women weren't treated like that in any of the male dominated jobs I've been in. Maybe women are treated like men, and take it personally for some reason as an affront to them being a woman. 🤷‍♀️

[@ThatGuyKh1]

It did feel really forced

[@AngryDad.]

…you kinda did the thing you’re calling out

[@juancortes5274]

I'm laughing 🤣 so hard after hunter stopped talking about a bidet and then Isaiah just starts reading the story I'm a local rookie cop one second afterwards 😂😂😂 God I love this channel.

[@ThatShittyGamer]

That got me good too lol

[@alexiszuniga855]

Bro I had the same reaction..🤣 shit for me rolling

[@Digital_dope2047]

I expected him to have more to say about the bidet

[@xWillawisp]

I was sobbing laughing, the timing was incredible. My husband came and asked if I was ohkay - I couldn't breathe

[@juancortes5274]

@xWillawisp Good times huh? 🤣

[@hunterhanan860]

I love how the editor was about to pull the “eat me like a bug” bit. But allows Hunter to share in great detail his frostbit asshole. Love this podcast

[@THATguerroGUY]

Look im happy with how you both read this, i dont care if it gets of the track because im here for a good time, even if its a longer time than needed to get through the story. Yalls interjections make me giggle so damn hard

[@atomicamerican7]

That ending is some of the most Mary Sue shit I've ever heard lmao I'm surprised she didn't get a call from the President thanking her for her extraordinary services

[@artlove9577]

I mean, it's a classic "Rookie cop stumbles on a corrupt mystery, but despite everyone working against them, cracks the case" story. It is what it is. She and Leon Kennedy would be good friends 😂

[@medikpac7105]

AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED

[@Lampetia]

⁠@@medikpac7105and that cop’s name? Jacobi.

[@pinkCEO]

Woah, the female cop who was installed there by the city council ends up being a Mary Sue?

[@TheLegPumpkin]

The "I had to prove I was twice as tough as the rest of them" line didn't clue you in to this being the department comfort girl cheating on her husband with 8 40 year old guys with mustaches while convincing herself she's a "real police officer!"?

[@Vikaryous21]

I don't know why I expected more from a cop's self-insert OC fanfiction

[@foreignpaul]

The beginning was pretty realistic, with all the details of how to deal with house calls, reports, etc... I really thought this could be good. AND THEN THE FBI EXPLAINED IT ALL AND THE M.E. APOLOGIZED FOR BEING A DICK AND THEY CAUGHT THE KILLER AND IT TURNS OUT IM AWESOME. What.

[@sanictheedgehog]

@@foreignpaul I was waiting for the "then everyone clapped" at the end with how much the dude was hyping the narrator up.

[@kits3947]

Best description ever 😂

[@nykollasnunes810]

Copaganda always sucks

[@upsidedownpyramid7617]

@@foreignpaulmy exact reaction, the random Dhar Mann ass sexism and the super cool gun disarm that definitely works in real life at the end just exorcised any level of immersion and enjoyment from my body. It went from solid cop drama mystery to fan fiction so quick.

[@ushin6356]

You have to read "I Clean Crime Scenes and Hoarder Houses for a Living. Today I Saw Something I Don't Understand", PLEASE. It's literally all the best parts of monster/body horror with a hint of parallel universes and biopunk. Top tier story in my book.

[@papaaeon7210]

Have you read I’m a Drug Dealer, don’t buy what I’m selling!

[@Spenstarr]

Hey I'll check it out for sure

[@axiss5840]

Why does it just sound like every single creepypasta written in the last 5 years?

[@derpstick5467]

@@axiss5840cause maybe it is?

[@youarepu3]

​@axiss5840 because unfortunately, the nosleep sub reddit (which a lot of these stories are from) semi-enforces the stupid naming scheme

[@RoSa-j8b3u]

8:02 THE DEAD SILENCE AND THE IMMEDIATE CUT TO THE STORY 💀💀💀

[@ferrisbueller9991]

Hilarious that everywhere except LA laughed at the "2 guys fooling around in the woods" bit. Imagine them saying, "what's funny about that, huh?"

[@MuffingDaCabage]

It’s probably why there’s no good comedy coming out of Hollywood anymore, everyone’s humor went to shit over there

[@hairless_wizard]

@@MuffingDaCabage imo I don’t think they got offended, I think the audience was just super gay Like if they joked about two friends fooling around in the woods and it was a man and a woman, would it be funny or would it just sound like a thing that could happen?

[@HartxStarr]

@@hairless_wizard my interpretation is that they didnt like the gay joke because they dont like the gays

[@dudewhy6953]

LA: “is something funny Hunter?” 😂

[@eldritchbidoof]

@@hairless_wizard I think they were just being offended for gay people- actual gay people I feel would laugh their asses off at Hunter's comment

[@AttentionSpanZeroShow]

"...And thats my message.." .... .... "Anyways, im a local rookie cop" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That fkn got me lmfao

[@dustyswole1119]

Not even an "Anyways" like ZERO acknowledgment to Hunter's rant 🤣🤣

[@AttentionSpanZeroShow]

@dustyswole1119 true hahaha I added the anyways just based on his blank stare lmfao 😅

[@TheReluctantVlogger]

I clipped that shit and sent it to my friend. That’s the shit I’m here for

[@allisonwatson5960]

You can even hear the smile on his lips when he reads the first few words 😂😂😂😂

[@Tooimpulsive]

“GET IT TOGETHER” Was so relatable. I scream that in the shower every morning

[@Buttlet-j6z]

My thing is they were both getting caught up a bunch while reading because the writing in this story was atrocious sometimes. Not just in its content but in the grammar as well. A lot of it really wasn’t their fault.

[@jamespc1996]

I love listening to CreepCast cause even the crappy stories are as enjoyable as the great ones with Hunter and Wendy reading them

[@Horrorfeature]

Isaiah leaning as far away form his mic as he physically can in his chair and Hunter sinking lower and lower into his til he's practically out of frame is the best way to end an episode

[@imashbuttons]

"Get out of my office" to the cut to an empty chair had me in tears

[@zinetwine]

The priest-rabbi tangent was so funny please don’t worry about straying from the story you’re reading, we love the podcast for all the eat me like a bug Kyle priest-rabbi stuff!

[@uicidalafvibe7564]

Yooooo! "I dared my best friend to ruin my life "is heavy af

[@TrinaLena]

I used to work as a small town dispatcher (only 2 of us), and we would get our "usuals" and one of them included an elderly woman claiming a shadow man was in her house.

[@cogbait]

Did they ever find him?

[@Groovylonglegs]

@@cogbaitguess they could never shine a light on it … I’ll see myself out

[@TrinaLena]

@cogbait So, I would dispatch deputies over (she hated female deputies for whatever reason). During one visit, her neighbor was brought up. And she was like, "Oh yeah, HE'S the shadow man." He was interviewed and said something about doing lawn work for her when he was 14, and he hadn't talked to her since. It was also a hoarding situation. So, she would claim the shadow man was stealing her food, but we were sure it was rats/wild animals in her house. We also contacted health and Human Services serval times. I don't think they did much.

[@derigel7662]

@Groovylonglegs 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@goobermcnoober8140]

“Some guy dressed like a Venus flytrap was outside screaming about getting eaten by a bug”

[@TheHorrorAnalog]

Meanwhile he was scooting across the ground to get away from a old man with a shotgun in a mobility scooter.

[@FibonacciXXI]

“Hey, KIMBER!! There’s a weird guy out here in a giant flower pot!!!”

[@theclown6217]

Great so BOTH of their grandpa's traumatized them 1:02:50 this whole story is crazy, 'here comes the Hamburgler' had me crying 😂

[@spinkboing]

i wouldn’t even have been that upset about having to go to court 😭 (assuming isaiah got let off/prayer for judgment)

[@brittynofhousered]

the evolution of Hunter sinking into the chair with this line is killing me 1:51:00

[@nicholasspinner638]

The info dump at the end reminded me of the original Psycho. Like the audience isn't smart to make the connections, so you get a word for word explanation on what happened and how you're supposed to react.

[@thedudefromrobloxx]

In this case it's needed. It's not being about being smart enough, it's because literally nothing in the story gave any sort of reason to expect what happens in the end lmao

[@Tigershark5639]

​@thedudefromrobloxx honestly this story doesn't even feel like a creepy pasta it just feels like a normal average crime story

[@Listening_Books12345]

​@@Tigershark5639 I think the author was thinking of 'creepy' in regards to 'unexplainable' rather than scary or supernatural. Real life human criminals can be terrifying.

[@doomedallweare5014]

@@Tigershark5639 nah, it's pretty much same structure like barrasca where beginning is spooky mystery story where it seems to be supernatural and later on it got real life explanation. the beginnning with those 911 fake calls, small changes of a deserted house and so on was horror inspired. Also this story tries to still be supernatural at the end since those 911 was never explained and one guy alured it was a ghost or some sort of it.

[@HorrorHermitofHell]

I thought it was the old lady calling... Then I thought it was the ME at the end

[@itzamedio5427]

Im a cop and I keep getting called to the same house. When I go in all I hear is a voice behind me whisper: "Its creepin time".

[@emilylauchnor1166]

Erm.. it’s right behind you isn’t it

[@ikekiefer4556]

The creature whispers "it's creepin time"

[@FibonacciXXI]

I went to investigate the kitchen. There was a note stuck to the fridge. It read “Who up creeping’ their cast?”

[@katieosburn1281]

The thing that saved the entire narrative for me: Hunter: I feel like a piece of cloth. I'm RAGWEED! I FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF CLOTH! I'M RAGWEED! NOOOOOO! Same, bro. Same.

[@Dansmith9-k7q]

The skipped week better mean borrasca pt 5

[@IansModRite]

11:05 Hunter got them PIPES, chills

[@the_Googie]

I think I speak for everyone when I say: we need "the thing in the basement keeps getting better at mimicking people" part II That was to date maybe the funniest episode. I love me my grim dark serious, well written stories, and we had a bunch of those recently, so I really love these funny pallete-cleanser ones like this one!

[@vajaybles2898]

Ill second this! Thats actually my husbands favorite story that they read because of hunters voice acting and the bits

[@johnroache6012]

Yes!

[@FibonacciXXI]

I agree, but mostly because I did listen to the whole story, and thought it got way better AFTER the part the guys stopped at. It does a lot of “is the MC losing his mind, or is this the way things are?”

[@HeavyWeaponsGirl]

seconding this

[@CheesecakeSpatula333]

here’s a comment to boost this

[@ItsTheLittleThingsInLife1111]

45 year old mom here, I just ordered my son his CreepCast hoodie, and hope he gets it before Christmas. I told him he should get me one too, so we can wear them when we listen to Creep Cast episode together. This is literally the one thing we enjoy listening to together when he has to take me places(I’m legally blind). But he told me that’s not gonna happen because he isn’t 12 and made a reference to. Diary of a Wimpy kid names Riley and his mom. If by some miracle, Hunter or Isaiah happen to see my comment will you please reply and tell him it would be totally cool if we both wore our hoodies together? Please and thank you. God bless

[@rainsmith331]

That's so sweet! I'm 23 and I would still wear matching hoodies with my mom if she were cool enough to listen to creepcast lol.

[@ItsTheLittleThingsInLife1111]

@ ☺️

[@Elleroo]

I’m 26. I wish my mom and I had a shared interest like this. Your son is lucky to have this to share with you.

[@Alex_in_Wonderland111]

Hey ItsTheLittleThingsInLife1111’s son! Wear a matching hoodie with your mom you coward!

[@bradtonn3575]

I might not be either of those guys, but as a 38 year old man I will wholeheartedly say that wearing matching hoodies with your mom is one of the coolest things you could do. Wear the hoodies, take pictures, frame at least one.

[@faze_garbage6673]

Iceberg boy and fire man are late 😡

[@brandondia47]

Honestly the eat me like a bug bit is one of my favorite if not my favorite bit you guys have done. Kyle at the funeral is its main competition. I am going to relisten all episodes again. This time I am going to make lists of best of stories, episodes, bits and characters and such.

[@coreyblitz2000]

Nerd

[@Kokkurichan]

YO KIMBER!

[@leeanderson0775]

My Personal favorite is the stolen tounges Kokomo/where is the husband bit

[@brandondia47]

@coreyblitz2000 The ring is in your pocket

[@TopLob]

It is now my new drunk phrase. Whenever I'm drunk, I'm now going to shoehorn in this phrase. And that proves the story is real.

[@Aetheretic]

I'm so glad that Hunter's "eat me like a bug" bit didn't get cut from the last video. Legit had me laughing the hardest I've laughed in a long time. Probably the funniest thing in all of CreepCast for me so far.

[@sammieslaterjr.8982]

Well, this story goes in the pile of "writers who can build up intrigue like nobody's business but can't wrap it up in a way that is even remotely close to satisfying" next to My Job Is Watching a Woman, Gregory88, Deepwoods, Thing In The Basement, etc... lame endings were truly the creature of the era weren't they

[@shippouma121]

They never finished the thing in the basement. They wrote it off mid way through.

[@jessicacreed7773]

The author of Deepwoods can write endings, that may have been one of her weaker ones lol

[@Weiinerman]

I liked gregory88 but I agree, the ending was more awkward than disappointing

[@derpstick5467]

@@jessicacreed7773I’ve heard part 5 of Borr asca ain’t great either.

[@Aeivious]

​@derpstick5467 it literally becomes a marvel movie + heroin, its funny and i think they'll laugh, but its not good lol.

[@organdonor249]

Tsk tsk tsk Sunday 2:34pm and no new episode? 😂

[@psyphersky]

"Isaiah this is not the time or place" says the man who talked about how his half disabled grandfather shot a dog right next to his young self

[@marcberry1180]

That bidet anecdote was haunting, true horror...

[@user-po1xe5sr8h]

57:49 : "Some weird time wibbly wobbly stuff going on" Wendi's inner Dr Who fanfic writer has never died, it seems

[@hobelarge6389]

i only listen to these while i work out and its a balance cuz i look insane at the gym laughing and choking it down to myself, this gotta be the funniest episode yet

[@abearpossessedbyseveralrac7699]

47:00 I ain’t NEVER heard someone say “Overneath” lmao

[@BluEyedGrynch]

So glad someone else caught that!!!😂

[@hangry687]

I literally saw this comment after I picked up my phone to look it up after hearing him say it 😭

[@mryellow6918]

Does this mean that by saying just neath it would mean inside.

[@palpat8431]

"I'm a cop and I keep getting called to the same house..." that wants to eat me like a bug!!

[@Ruby-gr7vj]

what's the 'eat me like a bug' joke, I feel like I've missed something lol

[@Sniper2053]

​@@Ruby-gr7vj it's a bit from the previous episode the Dionea House, I don't have the time stamp on hand but it should be in the comments section of that episode.

[@Dadh4t]

hunter telling isaiah that he can't trauma dump about his childhood in the episode is peak irony

[@YGOFosho]

We need another Left Right Game level of story. That story was so good, both of em did good voice work, the funny little sides and speculation didn't detract from the story, I mean it was really excellent work. And being a 2 parter was great because it really left me waiting and wanting more

[@HUBRlS]

Hunter's stunt double for working out during the ad read has me absolutely dying.

[@stealth7545]

the second it went into hyper stereotypical "the misogynistic MEN who run the department are all bad but the boys in uniform are on my side" i knew where this was going, it reads like a modern netflix plot

[@heatherfrank7433]

Yeah those guys with the 40% (reported) DV statistic are really on your side, lady. 😂

[@rampageblizzard]

Sexism is definitely prominent and well documented in the police force, especially since its a male dominated field. Could definitely have been a catharsis for author and what they actually experienced, even if implemented in such a blunt way.

[@bigbeefy111]

@@rampageblizzardFair, but don’t be surprised when readers or listeners get annoyed when they get pulled into the author’s struggle session. Time and a place, like a therapist, not bashing the reader over the head with it.

[@derigel7662]

@@rampageblizzard got any proof to substantiate that? or you just doing sweeping generalizations like all cops are racists also?????? or we just doing typical "i went to college" level of fallacies here

[@rampageblizzard]

@@derigel7662 just type "sexism in the police force" into google scholar and you can read 10s of thousands of academic journals substantiating that claim. And no I wasnt generalizing aka saying "ACAB" or all cops are sexist. All I said was sexism is well documented and highly prevalent.

[@mcslothtech5533]

I love the mustache Wendigoon, the cop cosplay really makes the story better.