I'm a Corporate Sellout! - Hermitcraft 10 #11

Today we build a triple powered stone generator and get paid to do an Ad for Cub's rocket shop! It's Bad. Very bad.
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[@NickAndriadze]

The Cuboom Fireworks advertisement is one of the funniest things I've seen on Hermitcraft in a WHILE.

[@Jokers_9453]

The whole commercial was great, Skizz just added that extra little something that took it over the top!

[@davidpugh8772]

That was well worth 3 stacks of diamonds imo

[@philipcross6733]

The insert name here was classic

[@tobiash5692]

Give this guy a bonus.!!!

[@ShanerCode]

Just when they thought Cub didn't have a great shop, Tango went and made the best commercial for it.

[@Chelly1987]

Tango ad = Additional opportunities for Cub to clip and make a horn

[@Crimser3]

Ah, so that’s the real deal here.

[@markcrofut8631]

If he makes the last part of that ad where he speaks fast saying the side effects, that would be the absolute best! Imagine a hermit is doing something dangerous and someone plays that horn 😂

[@stuin01]

Ulterior motives?! How shameful. How unsportsmanlike. How incredibly normal Hermitcraft!

[@NickAndriadze]

Cub is indeed profiteering big time off of out of context clips.

[@MrMoon-hy6pn]

⁠​⁠@@NickAndriadzethe more out of context, the better.

[@cello3289]

Skizz having to pause and scroll through his entire hotbar to find the firework + grass blocking him from setting off the firework + said firework exploding out of frame was so good. Also Bdubs' MCC roast was hilarious

[@sglenny001]

Time stamp for the bdubs bit

[@acecatlov3r]

@@sglenny001 it was at 17:57 ^^

[@jlh5310]

Hahahaha it destroyed me 😂 …

[@Taolan8472]

"Your name here..." xD Absolutely professional.

[@kevinkelley5505]

yeah that was a skizzwin! for sure

[@am3thysts]

For those who struggled to catch it: “Use of Cuboom fireworks may result in loss of limbs, seizures, or even temporary death. Cuboom fireworks are not intended as an elytra flying propellant. Any such use may result in an exploding butt hole. Cuboom is not responsible for any lost appendages, self humiliation, or experiences involving kinetic energy. All cuboom rockets are made with 100% organic creeper dust and crushed sugar bits.” Love it 😂

[@Ithenna]

Thanks, I picked up most of it, but it went by so fast I couldn't catch everything!

[@roostewrum]

You the real MVP

[@ThisisMYContinent]

Skizz was the perfect cameo for the Cuboom Commercial lmao

[@phiefer3]

That wasn't Skizz, that was [your name here].

[@cd7677]

It had me dying ngl

[@tetsujin_144]

Does this mean Skizz got a cut?

[@vybadon]

the part where he had to search in his hot bar to break the grass to launch it had me dying laughing

[@NickGreyden]

"are we done here" Also, that sound bite should be a horn.

[@martinrpolloc3709]

I forgot tango didnt need to wait for etho to build his mailbox 😂

[@ch3rryduck]

right XD

[@arthaiser]

i still want to see pearl giving him the tutorial if im to be honest

[@bensonjarvis5025]

Tango is the other mailbox installer. Edit: I didn’t read the original comment fully.

[@kerbluffle]

Lol I was like "Oh the mail crew finally gave Tango a mailbox!.. wait a minute"

[@bobosaurus331]

@@bensonjarvis5025he hasn’t done that many though as far as I know

[@NeX0103]

That one Etho line where he says "That's so pathetic" sounds like a new horn lol

[@whorlingwisteria]

this is exactly what i was thinking

[@sparklestar7852]

Time stamp?

[@whorlingwisteria]

@@sparklestar7852 3:29, and "the greatest redstone master in the world" is 10 seconds later

[@sparklestar7852]

@@whorlingwisteria thank you!

[@BruceBonebrake]

That ad was worth every diamond. At first I thought, "three stacks seems like a lot" then I saw the ad and now I think Cub got the deal of a lifetime.

[@andrew3139]

Agreed! Cub made out on this deal.

[@BigGayIncorporated]

^ bro is leaving hater comments everywhere. sad

[@DaanDeWeerdt]

"The greatest redstone master". Tango, if you don't force Cub to turn that into a horn, you'd be an absolute fool! Edit: for all the people saying that Tango could easily make this horn himself, obviously... But that wouldn't be the same. Do you really think Etho would let Tango toot his own horn? You heard the previous conversation, Etho doesn't let Tango get away with anything.

[@rehenah]

Cub will do it…for more ad placements

[@kai_the_angel]

I think tango could just make it himself

[@InfernaFiresword]

Man doesn’t need to get Cub to make it; he had a Creeper horn last season and helped Gem make the OMG horn xD

[@LoserQueen007]

The rival to “impulse is a bit of a genius” we didn’t know we needed XD

[@Cantrona]

Honestly just that line in Etho's voice can be used in so many scenarios, both sincere and for jokes ahaha

[@revisedmoth]

"Cuboom is not responsible for lost appendages" Good LORD that is funny.

[@erinkarp]

or "temporary death"

[@carmencruz8731]

Or Kinetic Experiences

[@TheSphero]

Well you know, Scar has already blown himself up with a firework star rocket meant for crossbow use that I think he got from cub in the first place...

[@mtn_linda364]

"Respawn with all your fingers"

[@MelonHere20]

I lost it at the butthole mention

[@Xigzagamer]

I love the fact that Skizz is a master of roleplay, he's the type who you can put into pretty much any role for a plot and he'll basically always nail the role. He did the "somewhat stilted delivery of a guy who randomly got dragged into an advertisement" perfectly.

[@CookieDemonMC]

I posted my first minecraft survival series and was wondering if you can give me any feedback on how to improve. Thank you, appreciate it!

[@EmeraldsFire]

Insert name here 😂

[@emc246]

​@@CookieDemonMC step one to improve: don't go to better channels and beg for views

[@dbseamz]

@@emc246 Unless they already know that's generally frowned upon and know they'll get a lot of "comment engagement" (comments with their username in an @ mention) from people telling them off. It's a tactic I've seen before with bot accounts spamming rude messages.

[@MikkiLGalloway]

The 1812 Overture made it exactly like every fireworks ad on the local radio stations. (And cutting it completely for the testimonial...priceless.)

[@savdebunnies]

I love Bdubs using his real ad experiances for helping with Cub's deal.

[@YourOldImaginaryFriend]

wait what ad experiences?

[@devynsmith5280]

​@@YourOldImaginaryFriendB-Dubs does a lot of midroll ads in his vids. Basically all of them are comedic in some way

[@dhruvgandhi1262]

i swear bdubs says the f word at 7:20

[@kioni.unknown2059]

@@dhruvgandhi1262he says 'its all redstone blocks!' i believe

[@Taolan8472]

​@@devynsmith5280bdubs does midroll ads right. Way too many creators just read the script orovided by the client and call it a day. Bdubs cultivates a narrative experience that draws you in, and *also* advertises the product.

[@zombeef3074]

The absolute emotion and enthusiasm in Skizz’s performance. I’m moved to tears

[@CookieDemonMC]

I posted my first minecraft survival series and was wondering if you can give me any feedback on how to improve. Thank you, appreciate it!

[@rwshank]

you need to go outside if that comment is truthful

[@samlewis6487]

​@@CookieDemonMC Silence bot

[@bergauk]

"because nothing says.. 'your name here' like a custom firework design from Cuboom!" had me dying.

[@_Squiggle_]

That commercial was the most perfect commercial ever! The paid actor, the over-the-top announcer, the puns, the beautiful fine print voice at the end. Immaculate

[@robtology]

Sounds like Etho may have given you a horn? THE GREATEST REDSTONE MASTER IN THE WORLD

[@D3vilsW0lf]

He needs to add it as a soundbite and play it all the time like Impulse does 😂, custom horns, player heads, stream deck button, everywhere possible!

[@snowfloofcathug]

His “pathetic” line definitely needs to be a horn as well!

[@DarkArtPlaysMinecraft]

Cub says "You have to make one firework pun" Tango thinks "I was made for this"

[@DuelScreen]

Oh, that greatest redstoner line is SO going on a horn. I can already see Impulse and Tango roaming the server blasting it out for all to hear. :D

[@liamengram6326]

Impulse will be playing "Impulse is uh...a bit of a genius" followed by "Tango, the greatest redstone master in the world!"

[@paxielle]

BDUBS needs it for SURE

[@XeroSlater]

That ads better be available on twitch for mini ads break😂 It's a good skit!

[@eledatowle8767]

Great idea!

[@filbertovandette]

The Cuboom Fireworks ad was top shelf.... absolutely magnificent...also...the 2x warning at the End? *Chef's kiss*

[@herebedragons377]

LOL tango finally has an etho soundbite to match impulse's "Impulse is a bit of a genius"

[@jacobrobinson7395]

7:43 😂 This is hilarious 🤣 I’ve rewatched this at least 3 times. Cleo has the armor stand thing, false has the river thing, YOU need the commercial business. Please make another 😂.

[@ScorpiusBlue]

Cuboom ad was great, reminds of the late night ones for your local pawnshops 😆 Skizz pausing then getting cut off was hilarious. We need more Hermit ads, why hasn’t anyone done deals like this before? 👍🏼

[@erinkarp]

A few seasons ago Mumbo had a shop for making ads

[@oT0T1o]

Does that mean that Tango will make Corporate Apologies™️ when Cub's redstone breaks? "Dear consumers. We at corporation hear you. We will try not to blow you up when you enter Cuboom to the best of our efforts. Thank you for your patience."

[@tl1326]

“the impact for the investors would be negligible” -black company

[@Questerer]

I hope so!

[@glitch_83]

​@tl1326 I can't believe I found stuff about niji here

[@tituslehr7521]

​@@tl1326 I did not expect to see a Kurosanji reference here

[@kevinkelley5505]

tO ThE besT of OUr efFFOrts! bwaahhh

[@wotterthose4511]

Skizz saying "your name here" in the ad had me ROLLING! His delivery was flawless

[@LoserQueen007]

“Here lies TangoTek - burned to death by Bdouble0100” the headstone above tangos self-imposed burial was just the icing on the cake in that scene 🤣 can’t help to notice though that Gem’s incredible pineapple farm was missing from Tango’s vid 🤔

[@ahiggy583]

I love how people have to say something when Etho gives them a compliment about redstone :)

[@paulelderson934]

He is literally the reason a lot of today's redstoners are redstoners.

[@klby30]

Love how tango chose the classic 1812 overture. A man of culture indeed.

[@dbseamz]

And I recognized the tune because of Zed's creeper rendition from last season.

[@BigGayIncorporated]

@@dbseamz that creeper overture was amazing :D

[@KatR264]

9:22 that advert was brilliant! And Skizz awkwardly reading out “your name here” - chef’s kiss, I literally laughed out loud! 😂

[@BlahCraft1]

Cub has been amazing with his permits. He's turned explosive fireworks, something which is rarely sold in the shopping district, into an integral part of the server economy.

[@percymalice3587]

It's a good way to sink diamonds to help the economy to be not flooded with diamonds since he uses diamonds for the fireworks. Great combination with his horn shop that has big profits.

[@BigGayIncorporated]

@@percymalice3587 the other Hermits are lucky Doc likes his fancy building blocks, the economy would implode if he decided to cash those out lol

[@wasyago]

that cuboom commercial was so good, im in tears hghsgshhd priceless

[@connorverhey4089]

Me: It feels like a Tango day to upload. refreshes youtube. Tango: Posted 6 minutes ago Me: School can wait

[@jettbridgerab3388]

Me: Applying to jobs can wait!

[@johnnyshortfor]

the music choice for the cuboom ad was PERFECT. i was actually clapping as i laughed my ass off, and then the way it stopped dead for skizz's deliberately awful read was even better

[@OminousWo1f]

The "President's Day Car Sale" AD format was amazing. That was absolute gold. Well played sir. Well played indeed

[@core18godzilla64]

Tango - I have to do Commercial for CubFan Firework Shop, if not Cub is going to blow up my Redstone Shop! Also, Tango - Cuboom Fireworks, Respawn with all your Fingers! Me - Wait a Minute, Minecraft Avatars does not have Fingers! Tango - Shhh, they don't know that!

[@mikesforza7991]

I don't know why anyone watches network TV anymore. The Cuboom Firework ad was funnier than anything I've seen on TV in a long time. Such a fun filled episode, that's for bringing the joy while I'm working. Let's also make sure to keep in mind the high praise compliment from Etho on redstone mastery.

[@jwhitely7]

Iskall specifically said your prices are very fair and he would pay double for the redstone blocks

[@ShadowsINthe_Dark]

3:42 🤣 Etho compliments!! This needs a horn for sure The Cuboom add was amazing as well. It was perfect ✨ amazing video as usual

[@Hawk013]

Ok, I actually LOL'd at Skizzs endorsement bit.

[@kevinkelley5505]

yah we got skizzed!

[@MrRyancca]

I love the fact Etho never caught what he said about Tango being the Master of Redstone 😂

[@StarNanny]

😂 He was quoting the trolls that litter Tango’s livestream whenever he asks the recipe for something. 😂 He may have forgotten the effect of those words pronounced by himself. 😂

[@statelyelms]

"The greatest redstone master" would be an amazing horn, because people would blow it every time Tango does something dumb.

[@audriantan]

probably the best advertisement i have seen in my entire life. Tango put his whole heart and soul into that one, and the choice of Skizz for customer review was top notch. I had to watch it over because it was truly masterful. hats off!

[@IllusioneTempus]

That Cuboom advert is godlike ohmygod

[@shawnholbrook7278]

Creeper parts 😂And crushed sugar bits.. excellent unpaid testimonial from Skizz, love the music 🎶. Right on.

[@Braiba]

One thing I thought would be good with the mailboxes in general would be putting the "you've got mail" sound behind some kind of AND gate with a sculk sensor, so it waits to go off until someone is actually close enough to hear it.

[@christopherscanniello5491]

Oh man...Skizz's testimonial is classic! The "fine print" at the end of the commercial was quite impressive as well.

[@Whitewingdevil]

There's few things in life that lift my spirits as much as the Tango Tek intro music, thanks for all the videos Tango!

[@Demonpig_]

Loved the whole commercial and skizz´s bit especially was perfectly written and executed.

[@DaveTpletsch]

Skizz's little cameo "testimonial" in the Cuboom commercial had the same energy as the Spatula City CEO commercial from UHF. I fell off my bed laughing.

[@pearsnic000]

That commercial was amazing. Skizz played his part perfectly 😂😂

[@Chriscsg89]

Tango that plug for Cub was absolutely amazing! Actually laughed out loud on that one. Skizz was an excellent inclusion as well. Loving the factory and how well its coming together! Can't wait to see what it looks like at the end.

[@jujub32]

the “bdubs lawyer” bit making a comeback in Hermitcraft is reminiscent of the Mindcrack Trial and i love it so much

[@jan.melcher]

There is a distinct lack of chocolate on knees though

[@eledatowle8767]

Should have known to put down my lunch as soon as Tango started the ad - Nearly choked on my sandwich from laughing so hard. "Temporary death" ROFL! ETA: I had so much fun watching you guys on MCC. It's way more fun to watch people enjoying playing together than it is to watch a team that's desperate for a win. I watched every minute!

[@mrmadmanmark222]

That was Bdubs’ “She Gaming!” quality. Hilarious!

[@gothinbigcoat]

Tango that ad was brilliant, you knocked it out of the park! That’s now one of my favorite bits ever

[@phoenix10km99]

As exited as I am for the function of the factory, (and trust me, I am VERY excited to see the absolute insane redstone tango is pulling together) I am really looking forward to seeing Tango build the factory. Tango has been building gorgeous builds this season and I can’t wait to watch more of his builder journey!

[@zolexa13]

Best. Ad. Ever. Tango you need to open an advertising agency and do a new commercial every episode for someone's shop!

[@Zunip182]

I cant stop laughing. Cub owes you more. That was absolutely amazing. The endorphins flowing through my brain from that just feel amazing

[@Gatsuuga16]

SKIZZ!!! omg. excellent choice in actors for the commercial. he nailed it that was a masterpiece sir. you are both the redstone master and the integration master.

[@AdalizMColon]

Tango that was the best ad read ever made! Also props to Skizz ! Everything Chef's Kiss!

[@mediocrepoetry]

Okay, I wasn't expecting an over the top local ad, but the "sponsorship" is GOLD.

[@ayushjindal123]

That Cuboom ad was better than any commercial I have ever seen. Watchout companies.

[@achgen]

The skizz testimonial in the cuboom ad has me dying

[@chrismoore9576]

the cuboom ad was the best thing I've seen all season, s10 is brilliant 🤣 I'm still keeping up with 23 of the hermits weekly episodes!

[@dragonladyusps]

Omg. That ad was awesome. And then skizz part.. I fell off the side of my bed laughing

[@CookieDemonMC]

I posted my first minecraft survival series and was wondering if you can give me any feedback on how to improve. Thank you, appreciate it!

[@hb003]

perfect horn at 9:44 "this might be the cutest thing ever" 🤩

[@rolandlegacy998]

Skizzz… every single time makes me bust a guy laughing 😂. Great ad spot Tango!

[@7hkey]

Caboom ad was amazing - every second full with little details, eg the greenscreening of the fireworks layered on top of the panoramic shots.

[@jessefraser9826]

The fact that Etho went and defeated the mobs that killed Tango in Sands of Time is pretty funny.

[@sunnyreads_8]

What a fun episode! Please troll Impulse with the clip “greatest redstone master” Etho clip to counter “Impulse is a bit of genius”. 😅

[@CrystalShyFox]

Does that drop down to powered snow, covered with a carpet, and deep slate give anyone else Decked Out 2 nostalgia??

[@rangerpritchard7546]

Ad was my favorite part, someone should make a sponsorship shop which sells 3 minute ads on other hermits videos

[@JTSCORPIO30]

The cuboom advert absolutely epic ❤❤❤

[@CookieDemonMC]

I posted my first minecraft survival series and was wondering if you can give me any feedback on how to improve. Thank you, appreciate it!

[@JTSCORPIO30]

@@CookieDemonMC I will definitely have a look, I am a very honest person though so hope this is OK, I am never mean but I am honest if that is what you are looking for like a genuine honest feed back x

[@CookieDemonMC]

@@JTSCORPIO30Yes absolutely, thank you!

[@carsonswanstrom9955]

I’ve been watching hermitcraft for a long time now, but I’ve never commented on a video. That commercial was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[@Skulwhisker]

Etho claims you're a redstone master, but Bdubs cobble/stone generator from season 8 would swap between the two with a lever meaning you didn't need to swap picks!

[@StefsEngineering]

1812 overture Great fit! Reminds me of the creepy instrument achievement by zed and etho last season (24th episode called "Creepers as Musical Instruments?!? - Minecraft Hermitcraft Season 9 #24")

[@PapaWoofs]

22:55 instead of you've got mail, you should have a loud, long factory whistle go off and perhaps a pile of steam (smoke) released from various locations on mail receipt.

[@SuzieM338]

CaBOOM commercial had me in tears. Skizz NAILED the “insert name here….” followed by awkward grass break and firework off frame. You guys are the best. 😂🤣😂

[@skyechen2673]

I really loved how you used 1812 Overture in the Cuboom ad! I wish you added a rocket effect everytime a cannon fired, but there were already tons of rocket effects lol

[@wchasec]

Tango you should sell out more often, that was hilarious 😂

[@akivajacobs7090]

When Halloween or Thanksgoving come around this year, you should make the redstone shop into an escape room. It already has the aesthetic

[@thingamabobMC]

The Ad was genius

[@LiamDennehy]

That deadpan delivery from Skizle and the launch ending off screen is awesome. You name here!

[@link287]

That firework ad was just *chefs kiss.* If you are making TNT why not make a stoneboomificator? Something like shulkercrafts but without duping. You can smelt it for stone since you have kelp fuel already. I swear the factory EATS cobble even more than redstone, dispensors, droppers, and crafters all take 7 PER, Observers need 4 as well. Not to mention repeaters, and comparators taking 3 stone each.

[@sobutto5698]

Etho buys those shulkers of cobble from Joe Hills at 2 diamonds per box, if you want to put an exact price on his esteem.

[@christophercregan6094]

I absolutely love how Tango calls him FireBreath 😂 not Shane, Not FireBreathMan… just FireBreath 😂

[@SnyperMK2000JclL]

That stone gen is pretty cool, if you look close enough you can see the darkened shadows of blocks coming in from left, right, top, left, right, top, etc... just before they are broken instantly

[@brian_of_farce]

Oh my God, that Skizz testimony is the best thing I've ever seen

[@grondhero]

Skizzleman's inclusion in Tango's Cuboom advertisement was excellent! 😂

[@rileyparish5149]

You could add a "you've got mail" beacon indicator in your base for increased visibility

[@chicagogr81]

With production value like that, Tango should start his own advertising business. Just use the mail to get around the permit office! lol

[@dbseamz]

I don't think he even has to get around the permit office. Permits are only required for goods (in-game items), not services.

[@jamesgardner9941]

"The greatest redstone master" from the guy who has a redstone "machine" named after him

[@jmaniac1144]

You could hook up beacon light pillars to your mail light, so even if your'e away from the base, as long as its in render distance, you can see "You got mail!!"

[@jadondavid8272]

Bdubs segue into roasting everybody was the funniest thing I've heard in a while

[@MrJonesy94]

I'm a simple man. I see a tango video, I click

[@Smallfi5h]

Best advert ever... Cuboom fireworks.. legendary ad

[@johnonderstall5783]

That Ad was perfection. The Skiz drop in was spot on and the whole thing is so funny.

[@MomosuzuNenechi]

10:00 that was so trippy, I thought you were going to fall lol

[@grumptato1416]

The awkward customer testimonial in the middle of the Cuboom fireworks commercial was pure comedy gold. The whole ad was amazing. Loved it!