"I'm A F*****g Businessman!" | Best Of Taskmaster - Coconuts | Channel 4

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@HiMyNameIsSander
@HiMyNameIsSander 6 ай бұрын
"A coconut, the largest of all the nuts," Bob said ever so nonchalantly.
@madhavoc1
@madhavoc1 2 ай бұрын
There is a BIGGER one in Number 10 .
@Taaaamas
@Taaaamas 6 ай бұрын
I got very far into this video thinking to myself "Wow, they sure do use a lot of coconuts on this show" without having read the full video title.
@suzannarogowski402
@suzannarogowski402 6 ай бұрын
I did the same thing!!
@amelialikesfrogs5778
@amelialikesfrogs5778 6 ай бұрын
thjey could easily do the same with pineapples, potatoes and eggs
@deborahpolk1854
@deborahpolk1854 6 ай бұрын
as well as ducks
@bcaye
@bcaye 6 ай бұрын
​@@suzannarogowski4020:03
@le_lilalotje7834
@le_lilalotje7834 6 ай бұрын
I read your comment before watching the video, otherwise I didn’t read it either 😂
@effess8698
@effess8698 6 ай бұрын
Colin Coconut Ltd, incorporated 30 June 2017, dissolved 4 December 2018. That coconut might look like a successful businessman, but it clearly couldn't act like one
@corbeau-_-
@corbeau-_- 5 ай бұрын
colin had a full life, full on success. Coconut don't live that long, sadly, especially when they get into business.
@Tobianian
@Tobianian 3 ай бұрын
I look forward to Colin Coconut's presidential campaign
@john43397
@john43397 Ай бұрын
Once you register a business. You have to do lots of stuff to keep it legal and too avoid penalties. You can keep it dormant for a long time, but that involves annual paperwork and correspondences possibly with accountant's fee's. It was not a wise decision to do such a thing for the benefit of the show. If an attempt was made to make it work, then after about 18 months there would have been correspondence from companies house. All in all costing time effort money and the threat of possible fines or imprisonment. Leaving dissolution the only option. The moral is research before acting impulsively. Because now the director has a bad mark against themselves. Possibly affecting getting a mortgage and other things. Or being excepted into various jobs.
@alexread6767
@alexread6767 6 ай бұрын
5:28 I really love how Nish and Mark got along this season. It's such a lovely way to set up a joke for someone else
@john32190
@john32190 5 ай бұрын
Jack Brown is always looking out for his wife/sister
@invisiblecxnt9599
@invisiblecxnt9599 6 ай бұрын
"At least you gave it some thought after you rubbed your little tangerine"
@thomasthomasson2319
@thomasthomasson2319 6 ай бұрын
I would say these tasks make Katherine Parkinson look like the most competent member of series 10, rather than one of the lowest scoring contestants of all time
@mikehedworth8551
@mikehedworth8551 6 ай бұрын
They really don't x
@andreaskarlsson5251
@andreaskarlsson5251 3 ай бұрын
​@@mikehedworth8551its all in relation to others tho
@Tinyvalkyrie410
@Tinyvalkyrie410 6 ай бұрын
I’d argue that Mark’s flung coconut did use a machine since it used leverage, which is the definition of a simple machine
@shaunlewis286
@shaunlewis286 26 күн бұрын
ldefinition of a machine can be a human. A human is a complex machine. A machine is a physical system that uses power to perform a task by applying forces and controlling movement. I would argue that Nish could have thrown the coconut and he himself be classed as a machine. Nish is a physical entity and by throwing the coconut employs forces and power.
@hambone.fakenamington
@hambone.fakenamington 5 ай бұрын
daisy going full pregnant hulk on the grapefruit destroys me. the pissed off knock of that second coconut really tops it off.
@eloryosnak4100
@eloryosnak4100 5 ай бұрын
Ive never been quite sure that Bob Mortimer ever knows what hes doing, but he seems to be having a great time doing it.
@timdungan-levant7640
@timdungan-levant7640 6 ай бұрын
Alex: So you're now off the rug -- you can't go back on the rug. Nish: P*SS AND SH*T!!
@kathrinrades
@kathrinrades 5 ай бұрын
If I could get away with having Piss & Shit as knuckle tattoos, I would … But I’m the weakest white person you could ever meet and I’d like to have a job, so maybe “Piss & Shit!” isn’t the best one to have on my hands.
@anumeon
@anumeon 6 ай бұрын
If Joe Wilkinsons potato red green moment is the number one sad error in TM history. then Mark Watsons coconut groundstep has to be a close second.. :)
@JJONNYREPP
@JJONNYREPP 6 ай бұрын
"I'm A F*****g Businessman!" | Best Of Taskmaster - Coconuts | Channel 4 226pm 23.6.24 i am not a fucking business man. and even if i was it'd mean jack shit re: the greater scheme of things..... which also amount to jack shit!!! i dont watch taskmaster, it's shit!!! though the guys who feature seem ok. i think you need to write some more sit coms, these guys have nowt to do!!!
@Arcturuseyes
@Arcturuseyes 6 ай бұрын
Me and Teddy are going on a bender!
@Arcturuseyes
@Arcturuseyes 6 ай бұрын
I love Sally on this show, she's so sweet, yet spicy
@85priesty
@85priesty 6 ай бұрын
I love Nish's "Southern USA accent" had me initially thinking..."gosh he does a good "Borat" impersonation" 😂
@seldom_bucket
@seldom_bucket 6 ай бұрын
You must be american bc as a brit i have to say he sounded like a native speaker to me.
@SCMelArts
@SCMelArts 6 ай бұрын
As a South Carolinian, that tracks. It definitely sounds like a Southern accent as done by someone who has never met a Southerner. (But that being said, I adore Nish and he is one of my favorite contestants of all seasons)
@85priesty
@85priesty 5 ай бұрын
@seldom_bucket Australian....edit: so I'm used to hearing far worse impressions of our accent. Apparently it's very hard to do... generally it's rare to hear subtlety in bad impressions of an Aussie accent, usually they're always terrible...also also we pronounce it like "Ozzy" not "Ossy" . But I wasn't saying it was perfect at all, I was just impressed...🙂
@marycanary86
@marycanary86 6 ай бұрын
the attraction i feel so sally philllips on all levels is unreal
@cindycresswell8124
@cindycresswell8124 6 ай бұрын
In mechanics, the technical definition of a machine is any device that transmits or modifies force or motion. Therefore, the hat IS a machine. (I am an engineer.)
@alexread6767
@alexread6767 6 ай бұрын
The question then becomes, did Mark MAKE a flinging machine, or just use an EXISTING machine
@NeungView
@NeungView 6 ай бұрын
I bet you are fun at parties
@cindycresswell8124
@cindycresswell8124 6 ай бұрын
@@NeungView depends on how nerdy you are 😬
@datgrrl_official
@datgrrl_official 6 ай бұрын
Those who can, do...those who cannae comment pedantically on a video of those who can, doing...stay in school
@alexread6767
@alexread6767 6 ай бұрын
@@datgrrl_official are you implying that anyone who stays in school will be able to do Taskmaster
@aarrum
@aarrum 6 ай бұрын
This video was cocoNUTS
@redelfshotthefood8213
@redelfshotthefood8213 6 ай бұрын
Quite the twist: can't send a coconut to Fiji. But wins anyway! Yay! Sally!
@Moxiecore
@Moxiecore 6 ай бұрын
The thing is that if the coconut was allowed to be mailed to Fiji it would have most likely be transported by car at some stage, so the fact that it was rejected saved her. 😄
@redelfshotthefood8213
@redelfshotthefood8213 6 ай бұрын
@@Moxiecore I'm betting Alex drove to the post office...
@musical3lottie
@musical3lottie 6 ай бұрын
​​@@redelfshotthefood8213 I think Alex may have cycled - I can't remember if it's this one or one of Alice Levine's where it shows him riding the bike taking something to the Post Office. Although if he drove, he may have used his van which is not technically a car. Edit: now having seen the whole video it was this one where he cycled to take it. Presumably because of the rule about not travelling by car :)
@musical3lottie
@musical3lottie 6 ай бұрын
​@@Moxiecore post is collected by Royal Mail vans which aren't technically cars - although of course we don't know what vehicles are used by the postal service in Fiji.
@Voidhawk42
@Voidhawk42 4 ай бұрын
By a cunning tactic of "ask Alex to do the task for you" :D
@liamnehren1054
@liamnehren1054 5 ай бұрын
So many Coconuts, the African Swallows were working overtime.
@Wordgoblin
@Wordgoblin 4 ай бұрын
Sally has always been my favorite contestant on the show. Hilarious, witty, smart, and smokin' hot.
@MireiaOnTheMoon
@MireiaOnTheMoon 6 ай бұрын
'i'm always just tryna get it done for you' @42:15. the delivery is priceless😂 on recent rewatches katherine has become one of my favourite ever contestants
@MaryVerhomi
@MaryVerhomi 4 ай бұрын
Oh, my favorite is - What is your name? - Greg - No - Yes - I've changed it...
@MireiaOnTheMoon
@MireiaOnTheMoon 4 ай бұрын
@@MaryVerhomi oh absolutely that's a classic!! my other favourite katherine moment is her breakdown over not understanding the point of sport😂
@MaryVerhomi
@MaryVerhomi 4 ай бұрын
@@MireiaOnTheMoon oh yeah 🤣
@dmontes133
@dmontes133 6 ай бұрын
I can’t believe that he didn’t know how to open the case! 🤣🤣🤣
@joelowes7893
@joelowes7893 6 ай бұрын
20:21 Me And Teddy Are Going On A Bender classic Johnny
@Arcturuseyes
@Arcturuseyes 6 ай бұрын
I truly enjoy a coconutian compilation, I had no idea coconuts were used so many times in this show lol
@ellekay4758
@ellekay4758 6 ай бұрын
Ah, beautiful cocoNUTS flashback to a glorious series!!!
@rmhartman
@rmhartman 6 ай бұрын
"are you saying that cocoanuts are migratory?"
@J0RD4N971
@J0RD4N971 6 ай бұрын
Of course not! They can be carried!
@herstoryanimated
@herstoryanimated 6 ай бұрын
Can we discuss how Mark is the epitome of how you can be intelligent with no wisdom
@ishmaelrolle3306
@ishmaelrolle3306 3 ай бұрын
The balls are for something and then Alex side stepping outta frame is killer
@clo_beanery
@clo_beanery 4 ай бұрын
Bob Mortimer is an absolute joy
@Ramonatho
@Ramonatho 5 ай бұрын
Technically the hat is a machine, as the simplest machine is an inclined plane, or a slope, and the angle of that hat definitely formed one. I'll just nerd emoji myself now. 🤓
@rmhartman
@rmhartman 6 ай бұрын
The most basic machine is a lever
@pacanukeha
@pacanukeha 6 ай бұрын
a lever has two parts though, since you need a fulcrum for it to work. isn't the inclined plane a simpler machine?
@scotthutcheon6183
@scotthutcheon6183 Ай бұрын
Business person - yawn
@lhfirex
@lhfirex 6 ай бұрын
After watching this video, I actually feel bad for coconuts. Normally Taskmaster makes me feel happy for the foodstuff that gets featured.
@drewthurrott4898
@drewthurrott4898 18 күн бұрын
Can we now expect egg and potato compilations?
@dont-want-no-wrench
@dont-want-no-wrench 5 ай бұрын
will never not want to see mortimer
@PNWDucko
@PNWDucko 4 ай бұрын
They apparently only used coconuts in two seasons and 1 task for the master of masters lol
@jeef0322
@jeef0322 5 ай бұрын
I think greg not being strict with pts is fun
@voxproveritate
@voxproveritate 4 ай бұрын
@17:04 I have also edited Wikipedia to win an argument.
@gretchenbockenfeld
@gretchenbockenfeld 6 ай бұрын
i was 46 minutes into the video when i realized its only coconut tasks…
@jaredkennedy6576
@jaredkennedy6576 6 ай бұрын
7:28 he sounds like Mr Meeseeks
@Arcturuseyes
@Arcturuseyes 6 ай бұрын
I made up coconutian, i hope that's ok
@RikkiSniper
@RikkiSniper 6 ай бұрын
47 minutes in and I only just realised it's all coconut based 😂😂😂😂
@datgrrl_official
@datgrrl_official 6 ай бұрын
...hence the title of the video...stay in school princess...
@RikkiSniper
@RikkiSniper 6 ай бұрын
@datgrrl5698 I only read the thumbnail, and tbf I usually just see it's taskmaster and click on it ahaha
@auntlynnie
@auntlynnie 6 ай бұрын
Underrated Mawaan: “You were mystified by your own balls.” “Not the first time.” (Edited for spelling error)
@simontay4851
@simontay4851 6 ай бұрын
Own
@Creechuur
@Creechuur 6 ай бұрын
"shi**ing pi**" is still one of my favorite curses ever.
@TheAussieBrickMan
@TheAussieBrickMan 2 күн бұрын
If standing on a carpet means you are not touching the ground...your shoe soles would count as not the ground too.
@GDench
@GDench 6 ай бұрын
" business person "...she's literally on a show named Task " Master " 😂😂
@azraeltedeschi6537
@azraeltedeschi6537 5 ай бұрын
I just wish she'd stop being so militantly harsh to Alex and then turn right around and be misandrist toward the rest of the task. "Businesswoman" who shoves her tits out and uses force and blood to exact sexual tribute. C'mon, Aisling, stop being such a pitiable excuse for a woke person. It lessens your brand.
@vickywitton1008
@vickywitton1008 4 ай бұрын
It never occurred to me before but I hadn't heard of a thing called a coconut harness, why would you need one and why does every call it a coconut harness!?😂
@icturner23
@icturner23 6 ай бұрын
For the bobsled one they should have put all the coconuts in their own jacket as no one else could have used that. It just depends whether any tape or string to tie it up counted as being the same thing.
@jasonhenson7948
@jasonhenson7948 6 ай бұрын
Ah, but their clothes aren't in the caravan... until they are.
@kamikeserpentail3778
@kamikeserpentail3778 5 ай бұрын
I'm a biological machine, well suited for throwing things. Unfortunately I can't claim to have made myself.
@mrgoober6320
@mrgoober6320 6 ай бұрын
Sally Phillips is the right kind of crazy.
@theperson8049
@theperson8049 4 ай бұрын
3:24 5:28
@RamboNisse
@RamboNisse 4 ай бұрын
Better use du. Some people get angry if you say ni. They feel old any many times it is the generarion that faught for it.
@Mike-tv9rk
@Mike-tv9rk 6 ай бұрын
One litre of water weighs one kilogram 😂
@MacMasore
@MacMasore 5 ай бұрын
I will interpret as sexist 😂
@dukerandom6986
@dukerandom6986 6 ай бұрын
One of these days, i really need to start learning HA. When you get a chance, a refresh of building your own HA setup would be much appreciated. Best wishes to you and the family.
@Tinyvalkyrie410
@Tinyvalkyrie410 6 ай бұрын
Hello bot. If you need a few tips on how to be on topic, coherent and context aware in order to scam more people, I’d recommend chatting with the daleks. They stick to the point and get stuff done
@TheOfficialGirlX
@TheOfficialGirlX 2 ай бұрын
Why the fuck do they cencor the swearing when they warn us at the beginning of the video that it was strong language in the video? It should be a choice for the viewer, not forced cencorship
@billwheeler1213
@billwheeler1213 5 ай бұрын
Ya, but who wins the rounds! Thumbs down, finish the bit before you skip...
@jess_ismore
@jess_ismore 5 ай бұрын
Or... Watch the show?
@billwheeler1213
@billwheeler1213 5 ай бұрын
@@jess_ismore it's a clip montoge youtube video. It's just clipped short. If I was looking for the whole show, that's what I would watch.
@jess_ismore
@jess_ismore 5 ай бұрын
@@billwheeler1213 clipped short per your opinion.
@billwheeler1213
@billwheeler1213 5 ай бұрын
@@jess_ismore yes, agreed, enjoy your day 😀 (I can't believe I am continuing this, surly we both have better things to do ,)
@jess_ismore
@jess_ismore 5 ай бұрын
@@billwheeler1213 if we weren't being pedantic, would we be good Taskmaster fans? 😂
@daruddock
@daruddock 3 ай бұрын
Richard Herring must be awful in private because despite Daisy's personality on show during her series Richard still gets so much flack.
@VonBlade
@VonBlade 5 ай бұрын
9:52 - 10:07 A perfect example of why I despised this series.
@sankai91
@sankai91 5 ай бұрын
Imho in the first task, if Aisling is adament about "businessman" being a male only word, she has failed the task, as she made a "businessperson"/"business lady" and not a "businessman" as specifically requested in the task 😅
@Baron-Ortega
@Baron-Ortega 3 ай бұрын
Well comedians insist on bringing their crass activism into their comedy these days so I assume the irony was lost on her
@nadger1337
@nadger1337 6 ай бұрын
Company number 10 million odd? There are about 70 million people in the UK. Im sure 1 in 7 isnt a registered company.
@musical3lottie
@musical3lottie 6 ай бұрын
No but that will include old companies that no longer exist. And lots of people are registered with multiple companies (loads of the Avalon people, for example).
@Anfa18
@Anfa18 6 ай бұрын
Geez Aisling Bea come across as so insufferable
@JoshuaAllcornEsquire
@JoshuaAllcornEsquire 6 ай бұрын
Aisling really has a chip on her shoulder! It comes up just about every clip I see of her
@Tinyvalkyrie410
@Tinyvalkyrie410 6 ай бұрын
I feel like we must have different understandings of that phrase
@pete-ex7qt
@pete-ex7qt 6 ай бұрын
Beta
@Ashtor1337
@Ashtor1337 6 ай бұрын
And that's why it's a business man. We would rather work then flirt then degrade our coworkers.
@pete-ex7qt
@pete-ex7qt 6 ай бұрын
Beta
@dezhull3311
@dezhull3311 6 ай бұрын
Channel 4 sending actors to reform uk as fake racist Andrew John Parker busted😂
@pete-ex7qt
@pete-ex7qt 6 ай бұрын
What?
@sallyraynor8984
@sallyraynor8984 6 ай бұрын
I never watch loony leftie Channel 4
@rory1300
@rory1300 6 ай бұрын
You watch all the time and you comment on its videos often, you can't get enough, it's your favourite, you will most likely continue to watch it again and again
@frazerash666
@frazerash666 6 ай бұрын
Love being first
@diasent
@diasent 6 ай бұрын
The whole feminist bit is tired and annoying.
@jess_ismore
@jess_ismore 5 ай бұрын
The whole feminism bit still being a thing because it's needed is tired and annoying.
@diasent
@diasent 5 ай бұрын
@@jess_ismore it's not. It's a bunch of spoiled white women crying about how they think they have it tough.
@YerMate
@YerMate 5 ай бұрын
The whole anti-feminism bit is tired and annoying.
@fraMOON635
@fraMOON635 6 ай бұрын
😂❤
@budhann3342
@budhann3342 6 ай бұрын
@sweet.chickens
@sweet.chickens 5 ай бұрын
The real sexism was being angry at the idea of a man being in business. The task didn’t say women can’t be in a business. She got angry because she doesn’t like men.
@Miss_Camel
@Miss_Camel 5 ай бұрын
Aisling Bea is the misandrist presence I constantly require in my life. 🤍
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