"I'm A F*****g Businessman!" | Best Of Taskmaster - Coconuts | Channel 4

Taskmaster fans rejoice, it's a coconut compilation. Popping up in multiple series the coconut is a Taskmaster stalwart.
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[@HiMyNameIsSander]

"A coconut, the largest of all the nuts," Bob said ever so nonchalantly.

[@effess8698]

Colin Coconut Ltd, incorporated 30 June 2017, dissolved 4 December 2018. That coconut might look like a successful businessman, but it clearly couldn't act like one

[@taaamas7785]

I got very far into this video thinking to myself "Wow, they sure do use a lot of coconuts on this show" without having read the full video title.

[@suzannarogowski402]

I did the same thing!!

[@amelialikesfrogs5778]

thjey could easily do the same with pineapples, potatoes and eggs

[@deborahpolk1854]

as well as ducks

[@bcaye]

​@@suzannarogowski4020:03

[@le_lilalotje7834]

I read your comment before watching the video, otherwise I didn’t read it either 😂

[@alexread6767]

5:28 I really love how Nish and Mark got along this season. It's such a lovely way to set up a joke for someone else

[@john32190]

Jack Brown is always looking out for his wife/sister

[@timdungan-levant7640]

Alex: So you're now off the rug -- you can't go back on the rug. Nish: P*SS AND SH*T!!

[@kathrinrades2663]

If I could get away with having Piss & Shit as knuckle tattoos, I would … But I’m the weakest white person you could ever meet and I’d like to have a job, so maybe “Piss & Shit!” isn’t the best one to have on my hands.

[@thomasthomasson2319]

I would say these tasks make Katherine Parkinson look like the most competent member of series 10, rather than one of the lowest scoring contestants of all time

[@mikehedworth8551]

They really don't x

[@andrewwhite1305]

Me and Teddy are going on a bender!

[@invisiblecxnt9599]

"At least you gave it some thought after you rubbed your little tangerine"

[@anumeon]

If Joe Wilkinsons potato red green moment is the number one sad error in TM history. then Mark Watsons coconut groundstep has to be a close second.. :)

[@JJONNYREPP]

"I'm A F*****g Businessman!" | Best Of Taskmaster - Coconuts | Channel 4 226pm 23.6.24 i am not a fucking business man. and even if i was it'd mean jack shit re: the greater scheme of things..... which also amount to jack shit!!! i dont watch taskmaster, it's shit!!! though the guys who feature seem ok. i think you need to write some more sit coms, these guys have nowt to do!!!

[@andrewwhite1305]

I love Sally on this show, she's so sweet, yet spicy

[@Tinyvalkyrie410]

I’d argue that Mark’s flung coconut did use a machine since it used leverage, which is the definition of a simple machine

[@aarrum]

This video was cocoNUTS

[@redelfshotthefood8213]

Quite the twist: can't send a coconut to Fiji. But wins anyway! Yay! Sally!

[@Moxiecore]

The thing is that if the coconut was allowed to be mailed to Fiji it would have most likely be transported by car at some stage, so the fact that it was rejected saved her. 😄

[@redelfshotthefood8213]

@@Moxiecore I'm betting Alex drove to the post office...

[@musical3lottie]

​​@@redelfshotthefood8213 I think Alex may have cycled - I can't remember if it's this one or one of Alice Levine's where it shows him riding the bike taking something to the Post Office. Although if he drove, he may have used his van which is not technically a car. Edit: now having seen the whole video it was this one where he cycled to take it. Presumably because of the rule about not travelling by car :)

[@musical3lottie]

​@@Moxiecore post is collected by Royal Mail vans which aren't technically cars - although of course we don't know what vehicles are used by the postal service in Fiji.

[@liamnehren1054]

So many Coconuts, the African Swallows were working overtime.

[@85priesty]

I love Nish's "Southern USA accent" had me initially thinking..."gosh he does a good "Borat" impersonation" 😂

[@seldom_bucket]

You must be american bc as a brit i have to say he sounded like a native speaker to me.

[@SCMelArts]

As a South Carolinian, that tracks. It definitely sounds like a Southern accent as done by someone who has never met a Southerner. (But that being said, I adore Nish and he is one of my favorite contestants of all seasons)

[@joelowes7893]

20:21 Me And Teddy Are Going On A Bender classic Johnny

[@auntlynnie]

Underrated Mawaan: “You were mystified by your on balls.” “Not the first time.”

[@simontay4851]

Own

[@cindycresswell8124]

In mechanics, the technical definition of a machine is any device that transmits or modifies force or motion. Therefore, the hat IS a machine. (I am an engineer.)

[@alexread6767]

The question then becomes, did Mark MAKE a flinging machine, or just use an EXISTING machine

[@NeungView]

I bet you are fun at parties

[@cindycresswell8124]

@@NeungView depends on how nerdy you are 😬

[@datgrrl5698]

Those who can, do...those who cannae comment pedantically on a video of those who can, doing...stay in school

[@alexread6767]

@@datgrrl5698 are you implying that anyone who stays in school will be able to do Taskmaster

[@MireiaOnTheMoon]

'i'm always just tryna get it done for you' @42:15. the delivery is priceless😂 on recent rewatches katherine has become one of my favourite ever contestants

[@marycanary86]

the attraction i feel so sally philllips on all levels is unreal

[@ellekay4758]

Ah, beautiful cocoNUTS flashback to a glorious series!!!

[@andrewwhite1305]

I truly enjoy a coconutian compilation, I had no idea coconuts were used so many times in this show lol

[@mrgoober6320]

Sally Phillips is the right kind of crazy.

[@rmhartman]

"are you saying that cocoanuts are migratory?"

[@J0RD4N971]

Of course not! They can be carried!

[@dmontes133]

I can’t believe that he didn’t know how to open the case! 🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewwhite1305]

I made up coconutian, i hope that's ok

[@sankai91]

Imho in the first task, if Aisling is adament about "businessman" being a male only word, she has failed the task, as she made a "businessperson"/"business lady" and not a "businessman" as specifically requested in the task 😅

[@lhfirex]

After watching this video, I actually feel bad for coconuts. Normally Taskmaster makes me feel happy for the foodstuff that gets featured.

[@jaredkennedy6576]

7:28 he sounds like Mr Meeseeks

[@GDench]

" business person "...she's literally on a show named Task " Master " 😂😂

[@gretchenbockenfeld]

i was 46 minutes into the video when i realized its only coconut tasks…

[@RikkiSniper]

47 minutes in and I only just realised it's all coconut based 😂😂😂😂

[@datgrrl5698]

...hence the title of the video...stay in school princess...

[@RikkiSniper]

@datgrrl5698 I only read the thumbnail, and tbf I usually just see it's taskmaster and click on it ahaha

[@Creechuur]

"shi**ing pi**" is still one of my favorite curses ever.

[@rmhartman]

The most basic machine is a lever

[@pacanukeha]

a lever has two parts though, since you need a fulcrum for it to work. isn't the inclined plane a simpler machine?

[@Mike-tv9rk]

One litre of water weighs one kilogram 😂

[@herstoryanimated]

Can we discuss how Mark is the epitome of how you can be intelligent with no wisdom

[@icturner23]

For the bobsled one they should have put all the coconuts in their own jacket as no one else could have used that. It just depends whether any tape or string to tie it up counted as being the same thing.

[@jasonhenson7948]

Ah, but their clothes aren't in the caravan... until they are.

[@MacMasore]

I will interpret as sexist 😂

[@dukerandom6986]

One of these days, i really need to start learning HA. When you get a chance, a refresh of building your own HA setup would be much appreciated. Best wishes to you and the family.

[@Tinyvalkyrie410]

Hello bot. If you need a few tips on how to be on topic, coherent and context aware in order to scam more people, I’d recommend chatting with the daleks. They stick to the point and get stuff done

[@nadger1337]

Company number 10 million odd? There are about 70 million people in the UK. Im sure 1 in 7 isnt a registered company.

[@musical3lottie]

No but that will include old companies that no longer exist. And lots of people are registered with multiple companies (loads of the Avalon people, for example).

[@frazerash666]

Love being first

[@JoshuaAllcornEsquire]

Aisling really has a chip on her shoulder! It comes up just about every clip I see of her

[@Tinyvalkyrie410]

I feel like we must have different understandings of that phrase

[@pete-ex7qt]

Beta

[@Anfa18]

Geez Aisling Bea come across as so insufferable

[@Ashtor1337]

And that's why it's a business man. We would rather work then flirt then degrade our coworkers.

[@pete-ex7qt]

Beta

[@dezhull3311]

Channel 4 sending actors to reform uk as fake racist Andrew John Parker busted😂

[@pete-ex7qt]

What?

[@sallyraynor8984]

I never watch loony leftie Channel 4

[@rory1300]

You watch all the time and you comment on its videos often, you can't get enough, it's your favourite, you will most likely continue to watch it again and again

[@diasent]

The whole feminist bit is tired and annoying.

[@fraMOON635]

😂❤

[@budhann3342]