“I’m a Pretty Masculine Package” - Henry Sir - Stand-Up Featuring

[@truerthanyouknow9456]

I’m a man in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, and I can relate. I married another guy, just once, and all of my friends are calling me gay.

[@B-Moye]

Only once? Dude c’mon. Your friends are savages

[@truerthanyouknow9456]

It's fine. I call them pussies because they are what they eat.@@B-Moye

[@TheDarkSkorpion]

That sounds pretty gay of them.

[@Highly3666]

"Just once" is hilarious

[@Ogfunkymonkey]

Your friends wouldn’t say true things to you if they weren’t your true friends. Lol 😂 congrats on your marriage

[@ntsakomphahlani9522]

I genuinely started crying at the segment on calling things gay as an insult. I spent my high school years at a hostel in an all-boys school. EVERYTHING was gay. If you had a girlfriend with short hair, you got good marks in english, man the way you folded your CLOTHES. I love that nowadays its "pause" cause damn, there wasn't even a conversation back then.

[@dreamulator]

i lost it at the sleepover joke🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kingayy9267]

"..even when we sleep, I think it's best we're together" was hilariously worded.

[@CrashSable]

At my primary school, there was an exit in the playground down some stairs that was almost always locked and mud would build up next to the gate - it was filthy down there. Anyway, everyone started calling it "the gay pit" and would push people into it so they could say "you're in the gay pit, that means your gay" on top of them having just been forced into the mud. It even got to the point that when we had to use the exit, the teachers would have to say "you're all using it, it won't make any of you gay" before people would walk through it. Children are really dumb...

[@gabrielmaroto18]

And fucking mean !

[@uriamudeltoro5075]

This Man CLEARLY HAS NOT CHEATED!!!!!

[@freedom.pacific]

growing up in edmonton, alberta in the 90s i can confirm this is pretty accurate.. have def heard "that's rabbit, are you sure youre not gay?" after being caught eating vegetables

[@gabrielmaroto18]

When he said I’m 6’5” I got really excited I’m so gay! Lol❤😂🎉

[@rainbomg]

Awesome, I loved this guy’s whole vibe. Super funny and fun

[@henrysircomedy]

Much appreciated!

[@Rhekon]

Robophobia is definitely going to be a thing. Great insight to the pre-Ghost in the Shell era that will definitely happen.

[@ILikeWhatILike69]

More like Aiphobia. Robots already exist. What these people are thinking of is of an artificial intelligence as smart as a human and potentially 100 times more intelligent than a human being in a synthetic body and being able to have relationships. Robophobia would be like a guy named Joe having a relationship with basically a 3D woman toaster.

[@Rhekon]

@@ILikeWhatILike69 sounds semantic and needlessly argumentative to me. And you mean technophobia not A.I.phobia. Anyway, it was a great joke.

[@bunkween]

“I love you so much, Benny” 🤎🤎🤎

[@henrysircomedy]

Very glad they kept that in

[@kingayy9267]

@henrysircomedy Was a significant amount of material cut?

[@henrysircomedy]

​@@kingayy9267nothing was actually. I just thought maybe they wouldn't include that part. Grateful they did!

[@RashtaEinthisB]

Mr Sir always kills me. Reminds me of the movie Holes with Shia LaBeouf, absolutely hilarious 3:40 3:55 IT WAS FOR HOMEWORK I SWEAR LMAO

[@henrysircomedy]

Thanks so much!

[@kingayy9267]

Mr. Sir is the most fun name I've ever heard.

[@JKaneComedy]

Frickin great man! So funny and so many gems packed into this set 👏

[@henrysircomedy]

You're a stallion

[@kingayy9267]

@henrysircomedy It's really cool you're replying to people. You're a funny guy!

[@henrysircomedy]

​@@kingayy9267thanks so much! I appreciate the support

[@ShannonTheMojito]

Robophobia made me laugh out loud and now I'm scared that the robots know I laughed.

[@B-Moye]

I actually stifled a laugh reading this comment cause i was scared the robots would know I think you’re funny.

[@enigmastigma589]

They do

[@alliewhetherall126]

fantastic set

[@bboymac84]

Yoooo I gave him a chance and he was funny at the end!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Strahbaerie]

How have I missed this guy?

[@gabrielmaroto18]

Right? He’s 6’5” lol

[@kingayy9267]

@gabrielmaroto18 That really resonated with you, didn't it? Glad you got such a kick out of it!

[@giannidescalzo2101]

Last name: Sir First name: Daddy 😍😍😍

[@hazelatwood2292]

THIS is SO GOOD!!!!!! 👏🙌😂

[@henrysircomedy]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed!

[@stldweller]

Male cheerleading is toxic, I burst out laughing 😂

[@henrysircomedy]

Glad you enjoyed!

[@tannisnorton7261]

i didn't even blow extra air out of my nose

[@vincentjames7210]

Alot of childhood aggression coming out here 😅

[@Itsant33]

It is?

[@dianeanderson9076]

I do remember everyone saying gay. So funny❤

[@JimEliot-hu9th]

Great set Henry!! 😂

[@henrysircomedy]

Thank you!

[@reek459]

Fucking hilarious

[@henrysircomedy]

Thanks!

[@keishaguilford2170]

Fucking Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@henrysircomedy]

Thanks so much!

[@Microdosingyourvalidation]

I think he’s onto Something with the robots 😂😂😂

[@katiehoholick420]

HA the gay thing thats so friggin true im 33 and its only around that time EVERYTHING was "gay" even if someone looked at u weird ud jus say you know what i mean

[@EgrickWhalestein]

HAHAHAH LOOLLL

[@borednow]

who is benny?

[@henrysircomedy]

My brother, Ben, sadly passed away just days before this taping.

[@AwesomeUtuber69]

Pretty funny, crowd kinda sucked tho

[@garywhite2050]

I'm afraid i might be... Homorobophobic😅🎉🎉

[@ProlerSkyphet]

I’m robophobic

[@analogchris9084]

I live in Maine..... honesrly: l have never met a Canadian that l did not like.... they are geninly nice people. I like nice people. That said...... this guy needs to work on his material. Sorry. .

[@trademarksmoto]

Just needs to work on the first half cause the guy part was funny but went on too long for the audience

[@howamilooking5952]

So gay. ♥️🤘

[@98erics]

gay

[@tbwatch88]

total no here.

[@justinklenk]

gay. 😉😅

[@borednow]

this set was 90s gay lol :D

[@cjroberts7022]

Because your wife is cheating lmbo

[@elephant_888]

Did you really have to say that?

[@chso8809]

Henry Sir is not funny and I hope he personally reads this

[@henrysircomedy]

He did. Nice work.

[@chso8809]

@@henrysircomedy haha ily man huge fan I was jk ! Have a great day Mr. Sir

[@henrysircomedy]

@@chso8809 it's too late. We are enemies now. I kid. Appreciate ya!

[@kingayy9267]

@chso8809 Wow. That was a good one.

[@missstripedsocks]

@@henrysircomedy 😂