"I’m a Vegan, and I’m So Sorry” - Julio Torres - Full Special

[@shelleywright749]

This guy is so subtle and clever. Love this.

[@foxemartin]

The awkward delivery kept me engaged.

[@Jeebs77]

Fantasmas is brilliant. Julio is brilliant. He's a keen observer of the world around him with a genuinely warm heart. The result is beautiful. Keep doing you Mr. Torres.

[@lolab2763]

So many unique and layered jokes. Love seeing a different comedic perspective. Very funny. The Daisy Duck joke got me lol.

[@RaeLarz]

I loved his chill style. Often, I click away from stand-ups a bit in cause it often feels contrived - but this feels completely authentic. I think that's why it's so compelling. People also don't have to be laughing 24/7 for it to be hilarious. Often, the moments in between laughs make the laugh even more fulfilling

[@paigechu]

Found this because apparently he wrote one of my fav SNL skits Papyrus! I like his style. Haters be gone.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

I liked Wells for sensitive boys better😅

[@frnzilla]

thank you for enriching my life.

[@itotianimusic]

yess! 🩷 he also wrote checks, henrietta the hen, the melania thought's series, trump's pov, barbie instagram, sarah lee, beanie babies and my fav diego calls his family

[@Skrtexas]

Problemista is still one of my damn top five not just this year but all time this king deserves an EGOT

[@Skrtexas]

I remember meeting him in 2019 and saying I was so hype for MFS and he was genuinely shocked 😳give him every award

[@deeliciousplum]

This is a wonderful example of exceptionally sneaky and truly sharp humour. I found myself laughing and thinking lots of things all at once. Though I'm an omnivore, Julio is a vegan and I do not mind at all. 🌸

[@judithpriestess7781]

Julio is BRILLIANT! So perceptive. Excellent Writer, great delivery!! I love that he's not afraid to be as specific as possible. Yet, the jokes are so relatable! That's incredible.

[@ginsoakedgirl4]

"I miss my friends, and I miss my family" is probably the greatest vegan joke of all time?!?!?! Let's be real

[@mubrek236]

+

[@DJLOVESTURBO183]

I can relate to that joke lol

[@pawelzawislak1671]

I feel lucky in that regard, because I've gained a lot more friends than lost since going vegan.

[@judithpriestess7781]

It really is

[@annjohnson8437]

That was great! 😂

[@rn2511]

I like his dry delivery lol. Cracks me up

[@jenniferwalker2314]

“I’m always doing exactly what a Trump supporter thinks I’m doing and let me tell you it’s a lot of fun” is one of the best lines ever. Julio slays! 😂

[@sbon4771]

Julio’s Bob Newhart cadence gets me every time, love it!

[@markalexander3659]

That woman coughing loudly less than minute in had me in hysterics for some reason

[@scorps192]

You're easily pleased. Knobber

[@bardgettbrandy]

I think it was his crystal in the corner that coughed in an attempt to have him introduce her. I could be wrong but if you go back and watch it you'll see.

[@teresaschihuahuas]

Yes. It was Crystal. 😂

[@sakuragyoza]

This is brilliant, the funniest application of this style of humor I've seen! Lots of out loud laughs for me 💖

[@msolomonii9825]

This guy is just so absolutely brilliant.

[@triggerbunny]

"I'm simply...too much.." as funny as that line is, I feel that to my core on most days. Wish there was more Julio Stand up!

[@christopherzucchero4447]

Phenomenal stand up right out of the box!! First few minutes are quite funny!! How does he write for SNL??? This was hysterical!!!

[@kslaw9636]

Hilarious and refreshing. Keep up the good work!

[@kamarpreet]

"Empty Gatorade bottle" really really really got me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@IRONICMRJ]

Yea I don't understand this joke

[@cervantesAi]

I gotta admit that I have given this as a Christmas gift to my brother 😅😅

[@bebeenderson7863]

@@IRONICMRJstraight guys often keep empty Gatorade bottles in their rooms for days maybe weeks 😂

[@JohnDowd-r8t]

I’m so happy I came across this guy😅

[@alexandrasquid7473]

My favorite shapes is the best. Julio is a genius

[@ryanhaining4004]

So good, so unique, looking forward to seeing more

[@markalexander3659]

People commenting "not my cup of tea", "didn't find him funny" etc do know that you HAVE to vomit your opinion on everything online, right? You can't just exit the video and watch something else

[@dailynews5683]

Triggered much? People will 'always' voice their opinions. There's no stopping the train. Get over yourself, this guy isn't 'that' funny.

[@markalexander3659]

@@dailynews5683 Oh yeah SUUUUPER triggered. Like, it means so much to me *eyeroll*

[@dailynews5683]

@@markalexander3659 Apparently it means 'something' to you. That's why you made a comment about it. Maybe you should take your own advice about not having to 'vomit your opinion on everything.' Just a thought.

[@markalexander3659]

@@dailynews5683 But opinions have so many calorrrriiiessss!!!

[@dailynews5683]

@@markalexander3659 Ha! Turns out you are way funnier than the guy in the video. No cap.

[@bplus2932]

this mang gets it, his movies are incredible too!

[@kyram123]

I’m simply too much 😂

[@BlinkinFirefly]

His long pauses really get me XD Who the heck is this guy? I've never seen his comedy until now and I freaking love him

[@pilotswife06]

Anyone here from the colors bit on Jimmy Fallon?

[@bastiat6865]

"I miss being liked..." ☠☠☠

[@boboloko]

As a non drinker, I can relate

[@tathianaferland6939]

Julio is an icon! I love his style of comedy!

[@BairMendoza]

My absolute new favourite. 😂

[@cas4040]

I really loved it. Comedy is subjective. ❤

[@mollybeebee]

empty gatorade bottle *bodied* me

[@rubenhayk5514]

this is beyond comedy or impossible comedy

[@mason96575]

Hah... I see what you did there...

[@rubenhayk5514]

@@mason96575 i stole the joke from chappelle 😔

[@peterhoovestol8464]

Yes

[@julseabate4173]

new movie PROBLEMISTA coming out on march 22!!!!

[@music4meh]

This one is amazing, I love it

[@augusts1]

Original airdate: October 6, 2017, so nothing new here. Julio NEEDS a new full hour special not a 20 minute one @Comedy Central Stand-Up .

[@heartsandhauls]

he did an hour comedy special for hbo in 2019 called My Favorite Shapes!! it's fantastic!

[@philexile0]

Absolutely hysterical! Love Julio.

[@theoriginalloveandteavarie4285]

That’s what make this country great!

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

He’s definitely in the top 5 comedians for me. 😊

[@denamiller9023]

Julio is a performance artist with a comedic twist. He's great!

[@Sun.powder]

Brilliant, loved it.

[@reinajenkins202]

Netflix needs to have a special

[@heartsandhauls]

he has a special on hbo called My Favorite Shapes! it's fantastic

[@SEAHawaii]

One of my favorites!

[@kathyborthwick6738LakotaEmoji]

Brilliant ✨✨✨

[@nikolyevic]

I wonder if he wrote the Melania features on SNL

[@mubrek236]

Ngl I think his pauses and stutterings and uhh makes him funnier

[@teemmm538]

18:33 is why I pass on lunch with certain people 😒😅

[@schmactor]

Perfection.

[@flow1406]

This is the funniest stand up I’ve seen in years! Love him!

[@tzkou3617]

the brunch scene had me cry😂😂😂😂😂

[@afaultychromo]

❤ Love him. Cant wait for his movie!

[@jaxsun72]

I'm working on a cookbook that only has meat based recipes that look and taste just like vegetables and I'm NEVER going to stop telling people about it. Animal based vegetable recipes are where this is all headed. 😂

[@andreayaya]

lol good one!

[@shiffault]

Amazing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@truerthanyouknow9456]

Talented

[@T.A.G.1]

How does this guy know I have a collection of empty Gatorade bottles in my room

[@Master_Robert]

I bet he's a hoot on a night of pictionary

[@danielkirchgesler6945]

I'm Danny from San Diego, CA

[@kayliahferrero]

He's a genius.

[@moxistrawberries5510]

I LOVE THIS MAN HE IS ICONIC ❤

[@annamueller4218]

I love everything about you!

[@Chili1976]

Julio ❤

[@FungalCity]

This is insane I love it

[@sashavoja1451]

His melania jokes!!!!!

[@leif1075]

It says this was the full special bit was part of it cut because there is a fade out and gade back in at around 7:36...does anyone know?

[@sashavoja1451]

“ I am almost always doing exactly what a trump supporter imagines I am doing” LOLOLOL

[@danielhughes441]

In California, we made a version of this as kids; but we used granulated sugar instead of sprinkles. It was delicious, but SOOO bad for you

[@jrojala]

Fav

[@mason96575]

Wasn't this guy in a major theatrical X-Men film?

[@sergiosiler608]

Oh my gawd!! I was not ready! 😂😮😅

[@danielthomas5057]

You are hilarious, and brilliant and the extra laughs before the punchline even early in the set, was masterful. 👏🏻

[@tunasci]

Opened the video just cause I needed to know if he was a Julio Torres or a Julio Torres.

[@vixiel50]

damn the empty gator bottle joke goes backkk

[@rainysyoutube2573]

7:29 Ahh the cringy American TV voice got me

[@ozdigg9254]

Brilliant!

[@TiagoNuremberg]

Problemista got me here. Good stuff.

[@gayjay9386]

I loved it idk what some of these commenters r on. N crystal was amazing too

[@RichardRichard-g5r]

You just never know what’s coming with him 😂😂

[@FoxieAdjuia]

Brilliant

[@vanessabenaci172]

Reminded me of Nathan Fielder

[@YRS24]

This is great 😂. The dead pan delivery makes it even better. Hope you come t Sydney.

[@MBRETION]

absolutely amazing stand up set, imo hes right up there with George Carlin and Richard Pryor

[@raichustan]

Did anyone else catch references from this stand up in Problemista 😭😭❤️

[@renerodriguez7037]

HOPE YOU EAT PUPUSAS CIPOTE ❤🇸🇻

[@andymadrid5626]

Terry Gross! She doesn't show up for everyone nowadays so congratulations! Congrats on the Artist Visa, (no small feat) please consider becoming a citizen!!! Best! Andrew M.

[@kiara8489]

Julio Torres gives BIG Mitch Hedburg energy. He’s a masterpiece

[@ultramiddle4991]

The Melanie diary reading brought Mitch to mind. I heard his voice read the lines about the boxes

[@RTS284]

Yes.

[@bardgettbrandy]

This is what I imagine Aaron Carter's son will look like

[@JNO_JNO]

Very funning

[@liliristagno7061]

Jajajajaja!😂

[@goligogo923]

Wheres Julie Tenuta or Emo Phillips when you REALLY NEED them!?

[@garywhite2050]

Refreshingly bold.😊

[@FUNPOV]

Slaps of Andy Kaufman

[@chanelname969]

inteligent, witty comedy, but a bit slow for me..

[@dreamulator]

the hottest quicksilver to date

[@urbancrafttechnologies9204]

Todd Ingram?

[@lilandertaler9702]

Nice

[@senselocke]

Legit, Melania being a cat turned into a woman tracks SO DAMNED WELL with the faces she pulls. This is headcanon now.

[@mason96575]

Not for me. I can understand why people like it, but it's not for me. Wish you all the best.

[@johnd4697]

your not the only one

[@brittavans]

Where in nola was this preformed??