I’m Black 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@ablemayble214]

I identify as dead. Please stop sending me bills.

[@tigereyes8396]

We are all dead to the government that’s why the bills comes in capital letters and not in under case letters. dead person headstone stones is engraved in capital letters just like the bills that’s how government create two of us they make their money of the dead. I called my electricity company and told them to stop using capital letters for my name I’m not dead and if they don’t stop I won’t pay my bills. If they take me to court and call me out by family name I wouldn’t answer or stand until they adress me by my first name the name I was born with and take my own King James Bible to swear the oath if they say I can’t because it has been signed I just say it’s say king James a king is above the judge and show them the signature at the back if they disapprove I ask who’s Bible am swearing the oath if they hand me one and ask if I can see the signature at the back of the Bible I refuse to use there’s because aren’t all bibles the same and what makes theirs special that I have to swear the oath by their Bible I will never swear the oath using their Bible cause it’s more different to ours with my Bible I promise To be truthful according to the law of God there Bible you are promising to be truthful to man made rules and their God gadiel

[@chriscloud1913]

🤣

[@josephnezperce4320]

Love ir

[@josephnezperce4320]

It

[@Ancaryvan]

No, you are Undead 🧟‍♂️.

[@MaryJane-qq9mm]

I identify as a billionaire. The banks need to respect that.

[@MrsB95750]

😂 love it

[@artspark7697]

Yes they do..

[@ericnana4976]

I love it 😀 😍 ❤️

[@gregbullington891]

:-D

[@maxsuma527]

I’m black 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zaksrdanovich9649]

I love Tom for just calling out the issues so bluntly. I hate people who hate him because they think is being real. It's funny to see Jordan peterson rip him apart for his lyrics (word for word taking it as truth) when in reality Tom just wants to draw attention to the issue. He is a man who loves our country. Obviously he knows all Muslims aren't terrorists, he just calls out the woke norm because it's real and fucked up.

[@extremelynormalperson]

Oh he's just a liar okay cool

[@zaksrdanovich9649]

@extremelynormalperson it's not lying, it's like sarcasm. It's pointing out obvious stereotypes, and essentially calling them out for the racist bullshit that they are.

[@extremelynormalperson]

@@zaksrdanovich9649 nah man, it's Fox News talking points hiding under a veneer of sarcasm and hyperbole. He genuinely believes all the stuff he says and the people who listen to it take it seriously too. Also the dude just sucks at rapping and sounds corny. If you want good political hip hop, listen to NWA not this cornball.

[@Synastershadow]

Hilarious counter point to their stance and "argument". Love how tongue and cheek you are! Been listening to your music for the last 3 years and been loving every single you put out, from "people so stupid" to "fake woke" and "the system". Your creativity, talent, snd humor are out of this world!

[@user-ki1cv9vk1s]

I am Actually BLACK When we were released from SLAVLREEE WE WERE JUST RELEASED AND WITH STILL NOTHING REPERATIONS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A U T.O MATIC GOD BLESS AMERICA

[@ktiller275]

I cant wait for the legal defense "Your Honor, my client does not identify as a murderer."

[@mimipt9499]

Winner ahah

[@BeYeSeparate]

Ever since I was born I've identified with other people's stuff, and never truly felt human unless I had it.. Blessings!

[@baymz420]

😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

[@thedoomslayer5863]

​@@BeYeSeparate"I've always identified as Death. I won't feel like me unless I'm taking other people's lives. This is my truth your honor, you're deathphobic if you don't let me murder as much as I want"

[@Therealtonihickman]

Right!!!

[@Slacking02]

Can I identify as a church so I don’t have to pay taxes?! 😂

[@practicalwerewolf]

The most underrated comment in this entire comment section ;)

[@lookup7055]

Can you explain why you want to tax churches? It’s the congregation that fund the church & churches do more charity work than other organizations. They feed homeless, donate to under privileged families & help with community.

[@davidscott5903]

@@lookup7055 He's not claiming that we need to tax churches, he just wants to take advantage of a screwed up system if he can identify as whatever he wants.

[@veronicaclayton6751]

You mean all organizations that have a 501 🤔 That's also ALL charities 🤣 Why single out churches?

[@RavenSpirit13]

Not a bad idea, you sir are a genius!

[@danayoung4167]

Oh my God I love this man he makes me smile makes me think and makes me hopeful for a future when lately I've thought there might not be one

[@HomeSlice4.0]

Fax, but don’t use God’s name in vein🙏🏽 have a blessed day

[@Shannonm-ik1su]

There may not be one but this man sure helps with opening our eyes with music:) pray for our country please

[@debbietomlin231]

I identify as a black woman and am 30 years old trapped in a poor woman's body. When I'm actually a billionaire the sky is the limit to one's imagination .😂😂❤❤just love ya Tom your hilarious !

[@blackscoped]

This guy speaks for the 95% of America that isn't completely insane

[@robreneau2959]

and he's Canadian and he speaks for most of us as well, but they're trying to silence him here.

[@professorplums722]

​@@robreneau2959 They will, thry don't like the average person thought....

[@alexmckendrick]

He's speaking for the planet

[@MrZZsharka]

@@alexmckendrickOnly 1st world countries in the Western World. Not the majority of the world but the way things are going it could happen in future if people don’t stand up to this nonsense.

[@craigsnider5199]

Yah and He's Canadian

[@ninjastyle3846]

Proud of you Tom, you've inspired me to be myself as well and I'm native American now .. from the Navajo tribe... thank you Tom, you've started a movement

[@Brooke-M44]

He’s so real for this 😂🫶🏽

[@Notthatguy23]

When you know it's coming but didn't expect a golden delivery

[@stephaniepayne3497]

Idk. Wish I could xx

[@AdrnlinRsh]

Haha exactly

[@debramuscato2417]

I got mine today and it only took 3 days, and 6 check ins with USPS PORTLAND ALBANY CORVALLIS EUGENE ROSEBURG, CANYONVILLE AND THEN TWO VERIFICATIONS THAT THEY WERE DELIVERED. I AM SO THEILLED THEY TOOK SUCH AMAZING CARE FOR THE SAFETY OF "MY PRECIOUS"...Golum accent here... lol. Been listening to both albums non stop and damn boy howdy if you haven't gone and outdone yourself Mr. TOM MACDONALD AND MISS NOVA!! ALBUM COVER IS SUPERIOR QUALITY ARTWORK AND THE MUSIC AND VOCAL QUALITY AMAZING AND OF COURSE. .. BABABABBBBBBBAAAAARRRSS BAAARRRSSS. BBBAAAARRRRSSSS, one after another and I havd had to go back and listen more carefully to catch every word.. With some songs having a volume of words in a single phrase or the chorus, I am requesting Ayre to pay a little more for your amazing addition to your astounding Playlist with a lyrics page enclosed as an insert or maybe able to order the lyrics sheets feom your HANGOVERGANG.COM SITE?? We love singing along with your songs playing them ""[STUPID LOUD]"" as we roll down the road and of course when we enter a parking area. It's freezing ass cold outside and we roll our windows down to a respectable height so to share what we are listening to. All summer long you hear my music way before you see my gigantic 05 Ford e350 12 passenger van . Where we live it's darn rural and we serenade nature with Tom, Nova, Adam, Jelly, Upchurch, Twang and Round, Jawga Boys, Struggle Jennings and Caitlin ?? Jesse Howard and Nubreed just to start naming a few of our favorite musicians. THANK YOU TOM, NOVA, AND YOUR FAMILY FOR WIRKING SO HARD SUPPORTING YOUNQITH ADMINISTRATION AND PROCESSING OF YOUR MERCHANDISE SO QUICKLY!! You have a well tuned operation there and your voracious loyal family if fans rhe fortunate recipients. With love and best wishes for the holidays. Be well, stay safe, and give yourselves a break and don't be so hard on yourself sweetie. It's hard fo take life as it comes when you're a Virgo like me and severe OCD living in an impossible and heartbreaking homeless situation, but the music feom the above named individuals is what keeps me going and making myself stay this side of the veil and not suddenly just up and bounce permanently. Your wide selection of topics on these two albums had me crying, laughing and doing th we OH SHIT, DID HE SAY WHAT I THINK HE SAID?? YEP YEP YEP, HE SURE AS FUCK DONE DID SAY IT!!Thank you foe taking the lead on opening the building with a bomb of righteous statements we all think but don't necessarily have the avenue to put our feelings and beliefs out in this manner!! Loving it so much, as we do you and Nova. Hugs to all of you!!

[@LJomua]

🤣🤣🤣

[@reaping-equally]

​@@debramuscato2417dude, way too long! Lmao

[@xtruthx]

When I get pulled over after drinking, I tell the officer that I identify as sober.

[@rhysallen1062]

personally im really self conscious about my driving and need a few drinks to relax

[@sharkattack3524]

Same here, i need a zanny bar and a few beers just to drive back to the liquor store for more beer

[@rhysallen1062]

@@sharkattack3524 you are a wise man and a scholar

[@3.7Q]

@@rhysallen1062 Idk if I can condone drinking and driving but being high while driving is 👌🏼🤣

[@iLawyer]

How dare you assume my state of mind Sir, ur swerving in ongoing traffic

[@MsAggie69]

I fucking love u tom..everything I've been feeling and thinking over the past two years..you have put into words..a song..

[@vikingrobot4179]

This guy would fit in so good in the 80’s. It was a time when people had a sense of humor and could say stuff without everyone getting their shorts in a knot.

[@kd888]

💯 I miss 80's roasting type, humor, and National Lampoon everything. Today's generation would have an emotional breakdown with the 80s type of humor.😂

[@steevengingras4087]

We can bring it back 👍🏻

[@TheRichie213]

Not with the face tatts and music he does.

[@kd888]

@TheRichie213 Actually, radical punk rockers in the late 70s and early 80s had safety pins in their noses and ears, and men were painting their faces, Boy George, Kiss, and Iggy Stardust. Just to name a few There were lots of eccentric artists in the 80s. Underground clubs in Manhattan, had many artists that were ahead of their time.

[@TheRichie213]

@@kd888 The piercings ya. The face tatts no. I grew up in Los Angeles in the 80s. Only people with face tatts were lifers in prison or tribal people. Even the gang members on the street didn't have face tatts for the most part. This face tatt trend is ridiculous.

[@mypronouniswtf5559]

I too am a Black Californian....Dont let my White skin and green eyes fool you,I Black!

[@beatnik6806]

Me too. 100% black Californian. Don't let me living in Europe fool you, just send me my money.

[@rockels_journals]

Micheal Jackson was also black 😅

[@donadeavera9608]

Black albino?

[@stepsis8437]

🤔🤔💀

[@roxcysworld7191]

😂 😊

[@celestialsamurai2042]

He even got the smoke detector alarm going off in the background. Perfect.

[@user-hw2kp2ff4y]

Explained the rapping quite nicely 😂

[@metascopeinitiatives2550]

As a black individual, this made me laugh so hard. 😂😂❤ *Edit: I love you all, thank you so much for the laughs. You're all incredible. Be safe out there. We have strength in Unity. Get that payout 😂*

[@RayBangZstudio]

I'm blue and also found this hilarious 😂 ❤

[@debratuchman9569]

I agree with him. I now identify as a 41 year old black woman with Cherokee heritage.

[@metascopeinitiatives2550]

hahaha

[@Sonsaiyon]

I was a white Scottish male until I seen this clip... Big Daddy gotta paid. 😂 mmmmhhhm

[@metascopeinitiatives2550]

@@Sonsaiyon 🤣 Let's get that pay out!

[@Brandon__144]

OMG I’m black too! Beautiful message from another fellow black friend!

[@dianisquezada9356]

😂😂

[@voicumeanstruth8341]

im so black!! im telling u

[@user-fk7dx1sk2l]

🍫❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@user-fk7dx1sk2l]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tarable7778]

Me too! I married a black man had two black children, and to boot our last name is Gray! I get reparations too!yay us!

[@Juicyblack4her.]

As a citizen of the Democratic independent republic of Jamaica I can vouch for this mans blackness.

[@CptnUnseen]

Great line.

[@Doodoomaister]

Why do you blaccs in the Caribbean worship whites?

[@michekids]

Go wakanda forever

[@jenniferbednarek1670]

❤❤❤❤

[@Doodoomaister]

@@michekids Punanny forever

[@LogicTwistTV]

I love you, Tom!! You're hilarious!!😂😂

[@lisaoakley8032]

Power to the people!😂😂😂😂😂

[@ayekayjay]

I love that you just did what everyone has been afraid to do.

[@oa4485]

Get 3 million dollar life insurance. Identify as dead and sue if they don’t validate your feelings

[@AEGelnhausen1120]

Brilliant! 😅

[@theresaohman7187]

😂🫥

[@BEHINDTHEBARS898]

🤔🤔🤔. Great idea. Thanks

[@wannago2moab]

Boom! Dude…

[@jaredkarr1143]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Girlsforever1982]

People claiming they are trans without Dysphoria is ruining life for people with actual dysphoria. They are "appropriating" my mental condition. Keep it up Tom!

[@loriheinemann3535]

I just Love this man. 😅😂❤

[@bl00d_hound]

If the music dries up he's definitely got a future in stand up comedy

[@Mrazzled]

Or as a story teller

[@jamessmith7959]

Have you heard ghost stories by tom macdonald he tells a creepy story that he actually lived through when he had a producer and manager they went to some haunted location in Canada to shoot a music video if you haven't look it up he's a great story teller

[@Jaake-my2rq]

My first job was in a BBQ restaurant washing dishes and working alongside a 90% black workforce. I am sooooooooo Black. Pay up!

[@byronwelgens2534]

Tom, you are the man. As much as I love your songs, you are a damn good comedian as well. Love this my black brother.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-zx4rk9gq4x]

This is great! Say it like it is cuz your so right!!

[@user-zx4rk9gq4x]

Totally!!!

[@bobbykent4643]

Tom me too ! I always wondered why I always had rhythm when I would go out dancing and then I realized it's because I'm black! Thanks Tom for making me aware of my identity! 😂😂😂

[@hawkcybergear]

I respect Tom's decision to identify as black, how empowering!

[@derekhiebert1654]

Damn now hes just another black rapper! Nothing special!

[@hawkcybergear]

@Derek Hiebert , Nah big difference, his bars are fire, make sense, ring truth, and are positive.

[@soulfulfreedomheart2505]

Stunning and brave 🙂

[@hawkcybergear]

@@soulfulfreedomheart2505, Indeed.

[@ilikechoccymilk5605]

The courage 😭

[@zanes9898]

Your Honor, I identify as a person who didn't commit that crime.

[@camdrury2501]

Case dismissed

[@stacylee1784]

CEV Proverbs 10:13 "if you are stupid you will be beaten with a stick" so your honor I only beat him with the baseball bat because he was stupid and evil, plus God was busy and I was doing the lord's work. It's in the bible. Also, Proverbs 20:30 says "if you are beaten severely enough it will beat the evil out of you". And he is not acting evil or stupid in court so it worked. So can you dismiss this and let me go home now?! Thank you 😁

[@stacylee1784]

There's always a biblical way. Well usually. As for slavery... There were slaves since Jesus walked the earth even before. Every race has been enslaved and all the Coach bags and expensive stuff ppl walk around with that swear they are oppressed forget those bags are made by child SLAVES. Slavery still goes on today, I don't see anyone stopping that, but I do see selfish ppl pretending to be victims when everyone even undocumented immigrants can get a job. They are not shackled or beaten 🤦🤦🤦. If YOU weren't a slave you aren't owed anything just because of your skin color. Smh it's all for votes don't they get that?

[@janetpaguilar5086]

😂😂😂😂

[@brandondowdy6665]

Ii just seen a short last night where they told a guy he was guilty and he identified as not guilty

[@julieeaton7312]

Tom MacDonald hell I'm black . Lol 😂😂😂

[@MichaelBanda-ff6qj]

So he was too high for him to say this😂😂😂

[@lauriea999]

I identify as 67 and now, I can collect my social security 🤣

[@ArcaneWeasel]

Yeah, I identify as my male spouse. I should receive that social security money and because it is from the male’s income, then it would probably be more then a 67 yr old female. Of course that means I will have to marry myself to make it official.

[@ritasalah3860]

Sounds like a plan

[@purplefeather69]

Hahahaha! You better think long and hard about that! I'm on SSDI and my social security friends will agree when I say the pay ain't worth it, unless you have something to supplement it like a good pension.😅😂🤣

[@lauriea999]

@@purplefeather69 I do heavy long hours in the ER for 39 years no pension but truly going to take my SS at 62 and figure out the supplementation somehow well see how it goes

[@terriaustin1753]

Good 1.....I'm in😆

[@chumandarlami]

You just gotta love this man lmao

[@StonerGrl13]

😂😂😂 Omfg. I dropped my damn tablet watching this. I love it! Me too friend! Let's go to Cali and be "black" together... All the way to the bank! (And I guess shit, I can keep it going and next thing you know maybe I'll be the next head of the NAACP right?) 💯💯

[@coloniabcs97174]

I absolutely 💯% totally agree with you ... I'm Black too!

[@yerxiong123]

Give this man his money and me too cause I’m also black .

[@dusteymaynard2255]

I said the same thing, I was actually thinking of identifying just like he said. This is utterly ridiculous. When you watch them saying , we think 3 million a piece is a low number...we need 5 million, 45, acres, and a tractor, not a horse. This is the most backward, this is so utterly ridiculous, ppl we're laughing watching them ask for these things. Really... laughing! 😅 ❤

[@GM-wu7cn]

@dustey what they don't realise is if they did ever do it, their 3 million would probably buy them a chocolate bar at best, be running round with some Japanese yen type shit in their hands 😂

[@AnGeLa-SweetPea-DiCkErSoN]

Me too!

[@morgana235]

Exactly!!!! If you accept one delusion, you have to accept them all. Slippery slope my friend. It's ridiculous

[@evilneedsputinitsplace]

It only works for certain people it seems... everyone else is supposed to be silent and stfu... 😅

[@user-fk7dx1sk2l]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@lyshearer]

I freaking love you Tom! 😂😂😂

[@vokriin4472]

i feakin hate him

[@Chretze]

LMAOOO the beeping of the low battery smoke detector, subtle!

[@kenike007]

Thats what you do people...turn this insanity right back around at them ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@hiltonhillfarms5995]

YESSSSS 🙌💯💯💯

[@briteeyes2133]

We are all black. Lol

[@badnewsbruner]

I'm also black and I identify as a California resident too. Time to cash in!!

[@Addicted2A91]

Identifying as a member of another state makes infinitely more sense than lopping body parts off (could just be on a long business trip elsewhere).

[@notchagrandpa8875]

i suspect you're in the same boat I'm in I'm just an out of State black albino Californian.

[@juliecook6057]

I found a speck of dust on me today and where I'm from...I KNOW that's ALL it takes...to take EVERYTHING !!! Now where's da Supaglue cause I gotsa make it stick ma brothers !!!

[@somethingsomethingusername802]

Gonna have to forge some papers showing you're the direct descendant of African slaves lol

[@juangringo3906]

You should identify as that gae country rapper Upchurch. 😂 Jk Creeksquad ✊

[@adventureswitharel6815]

“I identify as 18 so I can drive legally officers “😂

[@Taters_OldManGolf]

Hey…….me too Tom. We both B black😮😮😂😂😂

[@MtnMan84]

The joy on your face when you discovered your true self is everything!

[@queenkoi]

Stunning and brave 😆

[@NS-ie2ld]

Did he discover his true self before or after putting all that shit on his face?

[@FireLlama550]

Today I don't wanna do anything adult wise so I identify as my 5 year old self until I feel ready to adult

[@jesusfreak1111]

Like a man pretending to be a 13 yr girl

[@MsLC-zd1ns]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I love it, Tom, you’re awesome!

[@csiribicsiriba]

Thibgs got A LOT out of hand. Ya man go for it. You are black.... 😂😂😂😂 Love it

[@sandrabedard7848]

It's totally out of control!!! Sick world and I can't handle the Clowns anymore.

[@PrinceShadowmoon]

We don't fit in clown shoes

[@MorbidBeauty749]

It’s like dress up…… for adults…. 😒

[@shanebennett1971]

😅😅😅😅 beauty Crowns all day long...😂😂

[@IStandWithRussiaZOV]

We the people are the biggest 🤡 in the world we own billions of Gs and tons of amo but yet we let DC do whatever tr they want smfh 🔥🇺🇲🔥

[@sourgummiez]

Hahahaha I love how confidently you said “I’m Black 😁”

[@dadesnyder6961]

Do you not get it😂

[@Chi_Loutman]

@@dadesnyder6961 clearly OP got it

[@danewst.v7278]

#nofacevillain💥 HARLEM NY IN DA MF BUILDING 💥#djzartan

[@crazygoodsuccess]

This was the best.... EMEY AWARD BRO 😅😅

[@pamelashuster9794]

✊🏿 You and me both Brother!! Hahahahaha!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 ✊🏿

[@electroduval831]

“You can’t be something you’re noooot!” -Pantera

[@blxbrg2169]

Brilliant reference

[@DaveRogersDesign]

walk on home boy

[@benphillips3222]

Be your self by your self Stay away from me 🤘🤘🤘... was looking for this😂

[@loungeroomlifting2223]

My favourite quote from that song.👇 "You cry to weak friends that sympathise" In fact the whole line from that part, "Run your mouth when I'm not around, it's easy to achieve. You cry to weak friends that sympathize. Can you hear the violins playing your song? Those same friends tell me your every word"

[@GMrRager]

Walk, respect

[@BlueAppleEntNyc]

They dont like when you use their own bs right back at them

[@buzzardpie666]

Cult 45 hypocrite much?

[@BlueAppleEntNyc]

@@buzzardpie666 im sorry you dont have enough common sense to see the stupidity of the whole “I Identify as” i feel sorrry for people like you.

[@danielitajosue2008]

No, cus that's making a mockery of these poor people. Dila Mylvani on the other hand, is 100% dead serious when playing gay, then little girl, then woman 🤦 THAT has to be respected

[@th3yluvikez950]

wtf are you talkin about

[@kurtdussander4944]

@@International-sd1ojthey’re just repeating what their communist overlords have drilled into their minds. Trump is a threat to the regime so they drill “trump bad” propaganda into their slow witted foot soldiers brains. I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know though.

[@amberschmeling946]

Man you sure know how to push it. Lmfao. Atta boy.

[@sirrinepoer]

Oh my goodness. I love y’all so much 😂 Please move to Texas. We need y’all out here!

[@Qwerty_monke]

Lmfao!! I'm dead bro! My man went from "no" to "aww hell naw" in one decisive woke moment! 😃

[@normagordon1375]

I see your blackness and I welcome you, Jamaica welcomes you bruh 🇯🇲

[@darrelladams4188]

Dave said best:; Tammy you’re Canadian 😂😂😂

[@LostSoulSearching]

I knew he was going there! 😂😂😂😂

[@spencerhayward4803]

“I’ve always known that too”😂😂😂

[@purebloodnovacks662]

Nah I'm still white and proud of it.

[@InfamousAMH]

@@purebloodnovacks662 Ruined the joke

[@purebloodnovacks662]

@@InfamousAMH 🤷🏽‍♀️ the joke isn't funny, not even when Tom said it (no offense Tom) All the money in the world couldn't buy my integrity. Pile it all up in front of me and try and you'll witness the biggest bonfire in human history **POOF** BURN BABY BURN 😂 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@InfamousAMH]

@@purebloodnovacks662 I honestly have no recollection of where I asked.

[@SalsaSippin_]

​@@purebloodnovacks662 o/ 🤍🦅

[@kevlarson2141]

I respect that. I've been a turkey sandwich for months.

[@greendotscott5038]

Glad you survived thanksgiving 😂👍

[@TheJackMarinaShow]

Damn dude, how did you manage?

[@cinnamon2168]

Lmfao

[@brittanyelliott8555]

Dead when I read that comment 🤣🤣🤣

[@mcchristaylor9307]

😂😂

[@ronin27k]

DAMN Tom I SPIT COFFEE ON MY MONITOR!

[@rachelcoon9216]

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I need to move to California and do the same lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

[@MrKainpayne]

Guy is so damn clever man.

[@FreedomInc]

Not really. I was saying this 2 years ago when they put that panel together. And have heard 100 other people say it since.

[@UnicornzRreal92]

I no longer identify as "struggle", I'm rich now. gimme my money.

[@Treesha0928]

Word! 👍

[@yasmin5552]

I love you Tom...your sense of humour is amazing.

[@USERFRI3NDLY]

Perfect timing! I’ve been identifying as a billionaire since “this whole thing” got started. Now, with Tom’s help, realize that I too am Black. Thanks Tom. 🙏

[@Profesah_411]

Tom your comedic timing is a gift. I enjoy your humor.

[@oceanlovesmusic]

Same😂

[@K1PS777]

I love, Tom 😂😂😂😂. As a member of the Black community, we accept you, sir. 🤣🤣🤣

[@angiemcglone7054]

I'M adopted js

[@yup7242]

🤣

[@terrionsmith2914]

I’m a 40 year old black woman from South Carolina. I approve your message🤣🤣🤣😩

[@raqnrem]

You can't have him we need him 😢😂😂

[@Something125_]

As a black person, we do not accept him.

[@ryanh357]

I identify as black, as well. Where's my money 💵?😂😂😂

[@thomashickson6499]

Hey.... you are a complete Rock Star and a great day Maker.... love your friend Thomas

[@dawnm.h.reeves5717]

I'm Black too! New me too movement! Me too black.

[@skate7destroy1]

LGTBQME2BLM. Can a brother get a check?

[@ptrishagamin6398]

The NWO Blacker than Black movement begins.

[@RedHeart1]

#metoo😂

[@tiffanynot-amused9077]

😂

[@whitejesus983]

😅

[@simple_networks]

It's the "and you know what? I've always known that too" that got me:)

[@cma3436]

Same 😭😭😭

[@blackolive13]

Same

[@bethechange8111]

Love the satire here!! 😂😂

[@cathyrainey6176]

I'm Queen of the World but no one takes me seriously. Love you Tom.

[@akilewedi]

You nailed it, bro! Hypocrisy and stupidity of our time are unmatched.

[@d.s.s.9935]

there's no hypocrisy, stop believing everything Tucker Carlson tells you. people identifying as dumb shit isn't nearly as common as people want you to believe. It's all a tactic to make the left look bad because that's all American Politics and media is anymore. Logic doesn't matter, compassion doesn't matter, even basic critical thinking doesn't matter. All people like Tom, Tucker, Ben Shapiro, etc. want to do is to make the left look bad even if they're telling complete lies.

[@codyhumble7855]

this 'musician' is a hypocrite. The guy halfway ripped off *chuckle* JUSTIN BEIBER. Ghost ~ Ghosts

[@NOTPC79]

I identify as a SUPER OPPRESSED VICTIM. Now give me money.

[@gloomybear.420]

can i call you a slur instead

[@lmdrn06]

He's killing me 😂😂😂

[@stevem337]

Tom from a chinese teenage woman like myself, I reapect and acknowlege you as a strong black man. Much love 😂😂😂

[@victormarcha]

When it comes to getting money you can be any color you. That was excellent dude.

[@michelemiller8092]

Yes!! Like the guy on Maury said when he found out how much tax money he'd get back & he said, "Hold up Maury......that baby does look like me!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@bambilackner]

Exactly! that’s what these men are doing with sports, elizebeth warren said she was Native American to go to school free. shit a a real black woman who doesn’t believe black ppl or anyone else should be paid for things that happened before any of our times, but shit if they continue this bullshit” giving the trans anything they want and allowing them to put labels on the rest of us” like cis women and cis man” where the media and the leftist even in government are calling us this then shit go ahead and become black, Mexican, Asian, etc if it benefits us!!!!!

[@FluffyBunnyArsenal]

I just had my "Me Too" moment! Wow!

[@flipskaterdave]

ME TOO!

[@davidskalski7714]

#blacktoo

[@Itsunclegabby]

Yeah, let's me light of sexual assault.

[@supergram7409]

I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmao. Next I'm leaving the US and coming back as illegal immigrant.

[@chadneal8398]

Omg! I lost it right there, hahaha! Too good!

[@rayhoover9357]

Haha I love you Tom! 😂 You're just crazy enough to do this shit 😂

[@mikeyncali]

That was so awesome man cracked me up when you paused and said I’m black lol 😂

[@ouiroc]

What we want is a refund the product that was sold to us is defective

[@msspacecake121]

Brilliant 😂

[@prolificmindz8431]

he meant to say He's Whack

[@arianaeyeulo7052]

​@@prolificmindz8431 nah he said exactly what he meant to SAY LMAO 🤣

[@djwarrior3365]

Gold

[@peteypumpkin8926]

I always think back to the south park episode where butters is playing and his parents and therapist is like 'trucker butters?!? He has split personalities!!!'

[@Dmariamac01]

I identify as a billionaire and I expect my bank account to reflect this immediately ‼️🤣🤣🤣💵💰💸

[@treeamigo8447]

This one going to have the whole internet melting down lol

[@markromie37]

Yea biggest melt down since chernoble or Mt st Helen's

[@robmack151]

Usually 🤣🤣🤣

[@tompriceusmc]

When will that happen?

[@argarman09]

Lol good, I hope they do it publicly so I can laugh

[@eternallife9786]

@@markromie37 I love nuclear energy

[@lolkbo5979]

Me too my black brother.

[@LegacyLife_555]

So why you speak white?

[@beaulittle]

​@@LegacyLife_555 bc we identify as anything we want, remember? I identify as Jesus

[@Ryvalry]

​@@beaulittleThis is gold🤣

[@beaulittle]

@@Ryvalry Ikr! Speaking of, should I change my pronouns to gold/golden 😁

[@HomeDefender30]

@@MattWebz I identify as the fbi listening to Alexa’s in homes worldwide.

[@Jenessa-uu9ty]

You're FUNNY, is what you are. And you made a valid point.

[@Will0wisp_]

How is this a valid point... this is just another bigot who couldn’t do a couple google searches. Y’all have no wish to be open minded.

[@FlightOfTheBumbleBee88]

To the point!! Thank you!❤

[@ramtigerfalcon8387]

I Can't express how much I've come to love this man through a youtube comment

[@dresdengrl9408]

For real, I’m with ya there!

[@WarDoll84]

Second that!!! ✌️

[@NubisX]

​@@dresdengrl9408 0 lol ok l9l9lo

[@Imaginepeace43]

Tom is the bomb

[@annewhitehurst3626]

I get it. I listen to the music and feel so much. All good. His sense of humor is awesome. 👍

[@sotirioskambourolias8410]

This is called a reset on society

[@RenderBones]

Money can't distinguish between color. "Slay"

[@lauracrawford440]

Lmfao Tom I'm Alien😂😂

[@half.breed83]

As biracial i accept u my light skin brother from another mother

[@marksmith1033]

😅 😂 👏

[@NessTheKidd]

Lmfaoo