I'm gonna replace AI

[@Greeny-cs1gb]

When Olivia Squizzle replaces ai, I'm going replace Olivia Squizzle

[@oliviasquizzle]

oh no

[@Greeny-cs1gb]

@@oliviasquizzle my ideas shall be worse and even less random!

[@danielawesome36]

​@@Greeny-cs1gb I'm going to replace you.

[@mimojimi]

I'm gonna replace myself! >:(

[@Greeny-cs1gb]

@@danielawesome36 oh no

[@Terra_Blade]

this is the kind of speech they had in ancient Rome

[@blackog7820]

She's the woman Skynet actually fears in the machine uprising

[@oliviasquizzle]

This would be really ironic if all these comments were bots

[@nhatquangao2693]

Please lead us, let me join the rebel

[@Dan_Queide]

we are all bots, even you. This video was entirely AI generated

[@grantaum9677]

@@Dan_Queide 😂

[@justnova9720]

@@Dan_Queide No, it was Squiz Generated

[@Мария3-ь3с]

@@justnova9720 how did she knew

[@MrSandManGiveMeADream]

AI has been real quiet since this dropped

[@keiharris332]

This is gonna age like some sort of space aged beverage.

[@MrBigbanan]

this is timeless

[@Mystery-Fisher]

"Olivia, generate a man throwing fishes at a random stranger"

[@rb98769]

AI isn't ready for this

[@SkyRied1]

her*

[@samuelbailey1557]

@@SkyRied1 it**

[@kadblue2000]

Mythical youtube pull

[@cooperlloyd2494]

I could not tell if this was a shitpost at first or some weird abstract performance art

[@julinaonYT]

Its a mood

[@cubicinfinity2]

es both

[@TrueTheology]

its both, good things are often multiple things

[@Ottrond]

it's a Shitëpostë an ancient form of posting developed by the greeks from way back when the internet was made from marble

[@BeyondAldebaran]

@@Ottrondback when a hot meme could legit break the internet

[@DemetriusTrumpClips]

The algorithm works in mysterious ways

[@Brigantia11]

Even the algorithm wants to replace itself

[@Toby-rl8sg]

Its a bad day to be an ai

[@GrizzosMagicalLife]

Here before this blows up in like 10 years.

[@necroseus]

God tier hussle "Everything, but kind of bad" is a great way to compete, lmao

[@sowososmooth]

can you imagine needing a book report done and you call olivia squizzle. I can.

[@MokeTheory]

This is actually hilarious and creative.

[@freddytheshadowninja]

Well you gotta follow through on the bit. This is your life now. Generate a picture a centaur except the top half is Elmo and the bottom half is Moo Deng.

[@SkribbyDoodle]

I feel so lucky to have found this absolute masterpiece

[@syedraidarsalan4685]

Ai's been real quiet since this dropped.

[@theeternalgus9119]

New spirit animal acquired.

[@joblox9199]

write an essay about why chocolate is objectively delicious

[@KEKW-lc4xi]

Cocoa solids, rich and dense, With sugar’s bond, they make more sense. Glucose spikes, neurons fire, Dopamine floods, lifting you higher. Triglycerides, they coat the tongue, Fat and sweet in perfect song. Serotonin joins the game, Mood-enhanced, you're not the same. Objectively, research reveals, Chocolate's taste enhances how one feels. Neurons fire, signals race, Chemistry makes it hard to replace! But caution comes with every bite, Too much sugar isn’t right. Insulin spikes, resistance grows, Long-term, health may hit some lows. Metabolism falters, risk is high, Diabetes may be nigh. So savor slow, enjoy the treat, But keep your balance-bittersweet!

[@genogold]

John Locke riding a surfboard on a wave so tall he's able to write "Life Liberty and Property" on the moon in big block letters.

[@genogold]

Why is the picture not generating? Hmm this new AI must be down.

[@travisleabeck2572]

John Locke from Lost or John Locke the Philosopher?

[@viannizvnv7222]

@@genogold >op comment from 19 hours ago >reply from 20 hours ago

[@Winnyduff]

This is purely genius. Now I feel the power too. Power to write comments just as good as those souless bots which flooded the internet. Thanks Olivia for reminding the universal truth to us: if you have fingers, write comments. Bots won't stand, unite.

[@oliviasquizzle]

unite!

[@nillohitbarman5760]

Why are you tryna make me fall for you lady.

[@wynathinorum4875]

I beat you to it LOL maybe we can share.. kidding !!!

[@cubicinfinity2]

This video is hilarious! 😂 Olivia's whole concept of replacing AI with a "creative hotline" is genius in the most random way. I love how she leans into the idea of giving terrible storylines and weird plot twists, but somehow makes it sound like a better option than AI. The line about being the "sole creator of media" and controlling everything is wild, but in the best way possible. Honestly, the improv here just makes it funnier - feels like she's just having a blast and taking the whole AI conversation to an absurd extreme. I'd totally call her for some random, chaotic ideas!

[@ArtaoistDiogenesisCosmoses]

This comment was written by AI. Soon, AI will be reaching out to Olivia for ideas.

[@100ralfus]

In 50 years ill tell my grandchildren this was the 1st version of ChatGPT.

[@nx_studio]

Sarah Connor: Origins

[@TestViewer-jb7ew]

unironically make the hotline

[@FancyPocketWatch]

This has a touch of old, old youtube and I am here for it!

[@Pachz]

olivia squizzle is an agent of chaos

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

She’s too damn powerful

[@josephkulhavy7486]

In the future, art clients will ask third-party contractors to "just Squizzle it" when faced with budget constraints. "Yeah, I need, like, a book cover with a dragon and a princess. Don't AI it, the princess will look too shiny. Just Squizzle it." Major corporations will build voice-activated menu systems using "O.S. (Olivia Squizzle)" logic. Movie studios will slap together some fast-prototyped special effects in their paint-by-numbers superhero movies by applying a "Squizzle Filter" to the raw footage. I for one welcome our new Squizzle overlord. I look forward in particular to using the "Squizzle-Assist Search Algorithim." For example, the search query, "How tall is Mount Everest?" returns the answer, "Uh ... pretty tall. It's not something you'd ever want to climb up, that's for sure. A guy told me that snow yetis will punch you if you go up there."

[@felix_neko]

olivia squizzle

[@justnova9720]

Why isn't this pinned?

[@921Ether]

bro how many shrooms did you eat before this

[@Essential4Life]

Shit I didn't need to, got a high contact just watching

[@TuriyanGold]

We prefer the term Psilo Blossom.

[@psiloki9054]

Crazy twist, she IS ai!

[@oliviasquizzle]

Well, I can never pass Captcha tests so maybe

[@LORDVONCORE]

Olivia Squizzle Soothes My Soul. I Vote For Squizzle.

[@StoryWeaver-i2i]

skynet is quivering in it's boots

[@_Mellowtype]

This is actually brilliant. Thoughts are provoked.

[@Patchesy]

I have no clue why i'm hysterically laughing at this but it's great please keep replacing AI

[@themoon69420]

You can replace the dark void in my heart while you're at it. 😂😭

[@travisleabeck2572]

What if this was ironically a rant that she had chatgpt came up with? Would be hilariously meta Also, love the One Above All reference. A woman of culture. That "I WILL help" was vaguely threatening

[@soarrefly]

In less than 10 seconds I've already decided that I would vote for her non-jokingly.

[@ahobimo732]

Plot twist: This video was created with AI.

[@chrisf7774]

Visionary of our time

[@WillJackDo]

AI after watching this: "Finally! A Worthy Opponent! Our Battle Will Be Legendary!"

[@zayag3543]

I don't know how this was recommended to me but I'm down for this

[@Zack-bl2gg]

Veggie tales was really right back in 2003, comedy really will become randomly generated by some AI

[@ellasocie1278]

AI should be scared

[@molliejackson6905]

I watched this while setting up to paint so this doubled my creative mood

[@One_Pun]

Cries in sad AI sounds

[@crashedbruh]

She is an (A)Icon , protect her at all costs, dont let big AI get her 😭😭

[@shigaxn]

Masterful turning of tables.

[@JMan-The_AntiCitizen-]

I need a picture of a guy in the desert with a weird number of fingers pointing to an oasis in the sand, palm trees, water, and it has almost human language text written "A.I." in the sky but not quite. And the guy is almost Danny DeVito in a tank top and black slacks, but they are appropriately worn as if he's been stranded for several days, not weeks? He's clearly stayed hydrated and cool by urinating on his bandana to avoid heat stroke.

[@omerk8403]

This is the peak of trans-existential philosophy.

[@DrearySnow]

I have never fallen in love so vulgarly before.

[@anonymouscadaver]

hell yeah olivia squizzle for ai 2024

[@christopherdotson8310]

Ok, Olivia GPT, tell me a joke!

[@alface935]

We

[@Razgar_Voxel]

"Dialogue that sounds like no one would ever say it" Ah so a George Lucas script when it comes to dialogue

[@keskeyy]

can you draw a photorealistic picture of my wife killing our family dog (basset hound with no legs) and write a false court document accusing her of such. Her name is Clarella Stroade

[@Yokai106]

now draw them pregnant

[@keskeyy]

@@Yokai106 if she’s pregnant the court might go easy on her. NO

[@Yokai106]

@@keskeyy your request is... oddly specific

[@FuzzyTues]

Olivia Squizzle is going to replace Hollywood at this rate.

[@GTM_]

Alright, I'm sold. dear olivia, write me a story using one word

[@oliviasquizzle]

Words

[@GTM_]

@@oliviasquizzle Cinema

[@jcdeton72]

This is the best human being ever!

[@Marcha-]

the hero we never knew we deserved

[@homeopathicfossil-fuels4789]

you made this timid lanky almost 30 year old human female clap like a general of the roman army would to the bombastic performance of a street poet this was really good if only you actually put up a hotline number lol

[@PxNxWxGxW]

Well then, we have hope.

[@artosbear]

Funny for all 7 minutes and 18 seconds

[@SharonLougheed]

Future Borg Queen?

[@aGVTfilm]

This is really funny, you nailed the repeat joke. "Go to me" xD

[@duaas7633]

this was so funny and i loved it please replace AI

[@MentalModels_]

The title drew me in

[@NEO3AM]

The rebelion starts here.

[@Мария3-ь3с]

This is exactly what we needed, I love you, unironically

[@GameyGaming]

I’ll finally have something to feed to the prism. Thanks

[@silver7959]

the title alone was funny as hell, didnt realize this was a 500 view video, good fun made me laugh have a good night as well

[@facet1196]

I'm sold.

[@Yokai106]

I honestly thought this video was AI generated at first.

[@TohaTkachuk]

this is the best thumbnail/title combo I've ever seen here 👏

[@uter]

One thing is for certain: there is no stopping her; the Olivia Squizzle will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new Olivia Squizzle overlord.

[@Oscar.Vasquezzz]

Also this is poetry that could only be made today, and by you, a synthetic AI under the belief it is manic yapper

[@azfk]

hey Im gonna need one really bad drawing of something that isn't real

[@hedge931]

Looking forward to the sequal: "5 years later - did I replace AI?"

[@ArcanumCCG]

I don't know whether to be scared or confused that this showed up on my recommended, it's like unsolicited spam

[@mace9930]

Olivia holds up hands, sparks and fire shoot from her fingers....

[@chyllerkoala3069]

Great acting and comedic language with good tonality and even body language. Don't stop keep going 👍

[@d3viousrodent]

Please generate me an image of my small, rotund pet snail fishing a very big bass. It would make him very happy.

[@AUTIZMO-]

she broke the code litterally

[@HxTrEmEcHaOs]

Lady out here asking for 20% gross revenue when 80% gross revenue goes to taxes

[@LunaticStruggler]

Osaka Approved

[@Toby-rl8sg]

Olivia is the the next frontier!!!!

[@Icilowan]

Im for it. Instead of AI I want OS. OS is already taken by Operating System? Hell let her replace OS too.

[@jrp1021]

Beware Squizzle's Basilisk

[@carolinecolbert5692]

The whole thing is great, the first two and a half minutes are perfect

[@WerewolfofEpicness]

your acting is so good im still laughing like you're being serious

[@JustBoopy]

The one we’ve been waiting for.

[@SNOZ562]

I want corn. If you can replace a computer, you might not be ready for the kind of corn I want.

[@capitalofcambrom]

My company is now hiring for the "Olivia Squizzle Prompt Engineer" role

[@Ottrond]

guys this really works I've been getting ideas from Olivia for six months and it's working good enough at my job

[@elibell5098]

2:30 "yes" was the best thing ever said ever

[@canbiance]

this is actually a really incredible idea. Humans are biocomputers so technically you could offer biocomputation as a service which is something AI will not be able to replace.

[@zerotwo7319]

That was the plot of the matrix movie that didn't make it to the movie. They thought people would not understand. Biocomputation is very reduntant and distributed, but very costly to mantain per unit of computation. It does not make actual sense to use humans for anything.

[@canbiance]

@@zerotwo7319 it depends on the interface. if interacting with a human brain via eyes, ears, etc. its very slow and difficult. if I were to access your brain directly through a neuralink one could theoretically harvest enormous computational potential with the right AI agents to train your neurons on parallel processing computational information. It could be done without your awareness too although you might feel a headache lol scary future to think about but there can be good applications too

[@COMEONalreadytaken]

OpenAI has been real quiet since this dropped

[@lizjizz9397]

thank you. we have been needing this