I'm not THAT old!

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[@larajang4226]

A wise one once said. “Life is like a spaghetti” And you old mommy-

[@reinatan6995]

imagine for every strand of spaghetti u eat, someones elses dies

[@Kittss]

​@@reinatan6995 my Italian cousin:🥲

[@ilanzewhatley]

​@@reinatan6995 i would,v never ate spaghetti anymore🫂

[@srilathagunda4242]

😂😂😂

[@ashleymendes9296]

V. I don’t know how long I would take a nap so I don’t want you to be u

[@Siomi_]

The child got some wise words

[@sans-undertale964]

Hi

[@Midnight-fy3uj]

Probably watched forrest gump recently

[@L3ORAA]

HASHAHAAHAHHAAH

[@zue-annvanwyk9342]

​@@sans-undertale964 and green

[@waytoguidance]

and an annoying voice..

[@FielValeryRTS]

"Wow, that's old" Asian mother: *So you've chosen death*

[@JackLiSuey27]

Yes I have a Asian mom you do not want to tell her she’s old

[@Mrleafy200]

@@JackLiSuey27Fr 😂

[@l1927]

​@@JackLiSuey27true

[@polanchem]

She's canadian

[@MizoKoroma]

either you choose or not we are all going to die😢sure

[@treeoftriiv]

My Indian mother would have killed me from even saying “ that’s old”

[@ThangaThalapathy75]

You first stop farting ma'am.

[@myra111]

Oh really😮

[@maryamlawal6165]

African parents will do the same too😅😅

[@annie.2022]

True

[@junechannel9360]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BeeSwaft]

Mom you raised the world’s best roaster

[@carolinegodden4364]

Greatness, your suggestion could ✈ ♥

[@yyy2438]

😭🤣💖

[@justaperson9877]

so proud🥺

[@pranalideshmukh3655]

Yes 😅

[@magnifriedisalive]

Mom?

[@vandanajain9374]

Her daughter is a philosopher 😅

[@tahirmansoorkhan2693]

Frfr 😂😂

[@sadmannirfan]

Yes with a pretty voice

[@Nikita-yz7yx]

😂😂

[@marykadzo1033]

😂😂

[@shashindharmarathne]

Abort it

[@jamimazada7428]

When i was 35 my son would tell me im as old as dinosaurs 😂😂😂

[@annie.2022]

It is ill manners in many cultures...

[@Christisthestandard]

Id stop eating as well.. Appetite gone 😂😂😂

[@taylorandcaden7615]

Her voice 📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

[@Mikaruzamazu]

🤣

[@Tkash844]

​@@Mikaruzamazu you commented this 2 hoursvago

[@Mikaruzamazu]

@@Tkash844 yes so what

[@taylorandcaden7615]

Chilllllll

[@joeyfantasia]

Economy fluctuation

[@CinnamonMain]

The fact that she actually has a point makes this even funnier lol-😂

[@Issacisthecoolest]

Wow Straight 39 minutes ago

[@Mythikcmiles]

That a lot of likes in one hour!

[@ch-cz5hh]

Most likely it's scripted though

[@fahmaahmed6345]

That's a quote

[@shravanijadhav215]

Hey...watched one of your videos...of that anime girl with braid sketch...the sketch was really a masterpiecs

[@Itz_charlotte138]

"I mean she is not wrong" -Am WiTh HeR😂

[@mamoonahmed9993]

When somebody is spitting facts, and you can't do anything but listen.

[@annie.2022]

It is ill manners in many cultures...

[@sakshh31]

She's talking 10 times wiser in this video than me throughout my life😂😂😂

[@user-xn4xq8kl6q]

😂😂😂 definitely

[@angelaalum5631]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sandrachang8197]

ha....😂

[@truckingworldzn]

😂😂😂😂

[@tejindersingh4154]

She keeps saying such stuff...she will be the short noodle

[@renusharma544]

Your daughter has amazing sense of Humour 😂😂

[@marley206]

277 likes and no replies???

[@renusharma544]

@@marley206 don't take me wrong but I don't know what to reply. Sorry.

[@avaavocado8840]

Is it funny

[@kraken6183]

Sad it's scripted

[@Leo1265llol]

@@marley206 no father and 0 milk???

[@bea_builds3784]

Thats the most polite roast I've heard in my life 😂

[@user-tu4vh2kv2h]

The baby’s voice was so lovely and smart and wise and intelligent!!! Hahaha😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@shitpost_channel]

“how much time do you have left” EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@Maisy354]

AYEEEEEE

[@mulesigerald8557]

do you care

[@charlesleclerc854]

Especially ronaldo in football😩

[@gunjos7375]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Maisy354]

@@charlesleclerc854 nah bro I feel bad for him even Tho I'm really happy that Morocco won - him crying is so heartbreaking and IShowspeed was the cherry on top of this heartbreak..

[@Katielymon]

“Life is like spaghetti” got me dying

[@sarahqamar6377]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tambattle]

Life is like spaghetti

[@tambattle]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ziaurehman7422]

Hib

[@Spider-Crusher_G.Goblin69]

Same

[@RayaandRoseforever]

This mom raised the best roaster in the world

[@user-hi2gd3vl9v]

😂😂😂why she's always saying a question for you😂😂

[@Strawberry_Kow]

“Life is like spaghetti, some noodles are long, and some noodles are short! You never know what you’re going to get!” Kid just spoke true facts right there…

[@julliustanguilan9688]

aHR you SurE BouT DaHT? 🤨🤨

[@aezyshaker]

​@@julliustanguilan9688 ofcourse yes!

[@markonyonas]

No cap

[@superfate9424]

No those are false facts!!!

[@RZoroda]

Gump forrest

[@hopperemail3757]

“Life is like spaghetti, some are short and some are long.” -Random girl from KZbin

[@taht_one_sonarian]

That sounds wrong

[@hopperemail3757]

How?

[@taht_one_sonarian]

@@hopperemail3757 long and short and the spagethi sounds like u know what

[@hopperemail3757]

@@taht_one_sonarian dirty minded

[@WIZARDA-yl7fx]

Well they aren’t wrong tbh

[@DexterPlayz_Productions]

“Woah, that’s old” Famous last words.

[@AryanArain-fm4de]

i just love the voice of this cutie,To always treat your mom's this way 😅😅😅😅😅

[@tia-jadebowdler4650]

That kid just gave me a inspirational quote that changed my life in 30 seconds -a wise baby 👶 “Life is like spaghetti” the best quote or 2022 😂

[@tia-jadebowdler4650]

@Bacon Solider lol 😂

[@euphoriaashoor7348]

it's not her kid,she does that voice herself to protect her kids privacy

[@namjoonslostpassportandjim5933]

​@Bacon Solider😂😂👌👌

[@rihannaajie3866]

this is not genius it's

[@samKitkatLeonardo]

@@euphoriaashoor7348 oh but her kids still show up sometimes

[@DheerajThe]

That kid is a motivational speaker

[@kraken6183]

Scripted

[@ruqiawani4980]

​@@kraken6183how you know??

[@bottlee200]

Yes it's scripted, there's a video in which you can see the girl reading from something. Only half of her was shown in it, but eyes are visible.

[@annie.2022]

It is not any organic video. Just imagine if a child is saying randomly while her Mom is eating, how can her mother suddenly start recording it. And do you think that a 5 years kid would be so clear in words, grammar and fluency.

[@thongamlangthoi6580]

The way she said wow!! That's old😂

[@Take_It_Seriously07]

Kids always show us the mirror, that innocence ❤

[@user-cy8nm8cl2j]

This child is just full of wisdom

[@shalizaogir8216]

❤ The Child is right

[@xDevilsAdvocate.]

So is forest Gump

[@myra111]

Child is rattu tota😂

[@Cabincrew6383]

Yup

[@nalwangadorcus544]

life is a beautiful lie

[@vickyleavitt]

"Life is like spaghetti, some are long and some are short. You will never know what you get." She got me laughing hard.🤣

[@abdullahsalahy3736]

sweetheart size doesnt matter

[@notgoogod1522]

@@abdullahsalahy3736 it's not height they are talking about ? ( except if you are saying height as a joke)

[@abdullahsalahy3736]

@@notgoogod1522 yes as a joke

[@mugdhasehgal7075]

​@@notgoogod1522 it's double meaning

[@mugdhasehgal7075]

​@@abdullahsalahy3736 someone tell them it's a double meaning joke 😂

[@bishnucharannag8719]

I love the way the child is taking life interview ❤❤❤

[@jeyzamachete7246]

She's so cute 🥰😅. I like the way she talk her voice is so cute

[@emmaburns417]

"I'm 39 this year." " *WHOA 😮 THAT'S OLD* "

[@juslynjackson8200]

It is cause she’s gonna be 40 next years/year/mouths/mouth/weeks/weeks/days/day

[@turquoiz_the_potato]

whoa you watched that video too thats so cool

[@zoeisapeanut]

woah you have ears to!? 😯😯💀

[@Viceqq]

@@juslynjackson8200 mouth and mouths lol

[@jewelkarizmawellman1338]

🤣🤣🤣

[@little_angle8617]

"""Life is like spaghetti Some noodles are long and some noodles are short you never know what you gonna get""" ~a wise girl-2022

[@superjd44]

yes

[@MetaSolvent]

Such inspiring quotes. I think im gonna cry 🤧😔

[@GabrielaGabriela-tn3uy]

I love the daughter's clear and clean voice I also wonder that the mother looks like 27 years old...😲📢😲📢😲📢👑💯🌏👍🌍

[@Itz_Just_Toca]

“That’s so old!” That child has no chill whatsoever 😭😭

[@berrakilic3449]

Wait she is 39! I thought about 24 😂😂 but tbh I love the "live is like spaghetti......."

[@kiir4wn]

maybe because she is asian, forever young haha

[@Rock_Secret]

.

[@sanjuanitavaladez5503]

39

[@strawberrylover9]

My mom is 38

[@naseemhosein6414]

​@@kiir4wn haha, they actually said the they were Chinese!

[@BardicPossum]

That child has WISDOM for the world

[@POOHBEAR4107]

Fr

[@Kaytilyne]

I can't even dare tell my African Mom "That's old"

[@NusratJahan-yt5dm]

That child is smart ❤😂

[@abdullahmahmudapu6558]

"Life is like a spaghetti.." I'm laughing the soul out of my body 😆😆😆

[@alainmaitre2069]

There is no evidence that there is a soul in humans .

[@nonsuspiciouscolour]

@@alainmaitre2069 not fucking being serious man cmon

[@ImNotA10]

@@nonsuspiciouscolour THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS APPPPPPPPPPPP

[@christianhuber6731]

If you laugh your Soul Out you have less time then old Mommy

[@softie_preppy5625]

@@ImNotA10 no one cares

[@loveyourselfbish5298]

39?! I-i thought you were 27 at least 😀😌

[@LucasSinclair20]

and you have 27 likes on this comment

[@gift4043]

@@LucasSinclair20 now 47

[@kookreen4205]

The differences between your pfp and username

[@LucasSinclair20]

@@gift4043 now 52

[@shewan_1421]

@@LucasSinclair20 now 75

[@user-db5mn1os4r]

I love how she says mommy 😂

[@imahaque6074]

mommy's little cutie🌼loved your voice given to the video👌❤

[@poppypattison]

“Some noodles are long some noodles are short “ 🤣🤣🤣

[@KirbysBalls]

What “noodle”

[@giraffe335]

Ayo

[@moof569]

Mine's average....

[@dhruvkumar609]

This little girl is better than most of the KZbin shorts influencers 🤣

[@mercynwafor7019]

gtovguucuogfufgji❤️❤️

[@Preppyxxxamber]

Yep

[@BlinkxxBlinksy]

Yeah loll 😂😂Her voice is so cute 🥰

[@kraken6183]

Scripted

[@shuib]

Mom's unamused expression at the end 😅

[@ThwelbiKharnaior]

That WoW was personal 😂

[@ILJCbear27]

39?!?! There’s literally no way I thought you were in your late twenties🤯🤯

[@YourLocalTransDemiboy]

Yeah same!

[@Glass_is_here]

Same

[@haniya8093]

So you think she doesn't look like in her age

[@Amlazyalwayz]

Dude she r Wrote 8n the caption she isn’t 39

[@civilengineer057]

When this guy sees a 10 year old: No way...I thought you weren't even born🤯🤯

[@preetkaur-hq6if]

The daughter be spittin' facts bro-

[@impalse]

Bro is way wiser than my dad fr.

[@harmizallhamid4003]

Whoaa...thats old lunch time conversation 😂😂😂

[@omsgallery2812]

The last preach was straight like Master Yoda

[@someone-pi8zu]

"life is like spaghetti, some noodles are long and some noodles are short, you never know what you're going to get" -Ong Squad child, 30/Nov/22 best quotes i've ever heard from a child

[@blackmamba5380]

Did you saw any child in there?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lilykerman1270]

@@blackmamba5380 you could hear her-

[@blackmamba5380]

@@lilykerman1270 I didnt ask if you listened. If you saw.

[@lilykerman1270]

@@blackmamba5380 it is see first of all, second of all you cant see no child thats pretty obvious

[@Shaylizz]

@@blackmamba5380she show her child in other videos

[@raghavanck4502]

"Life is like spaghetti" "Some strands are short" "And some strands are long" Truly inspirational words I am now motivated to feel like yelling myself of a skyscraper while bungee jumping

[@Kaavya_23]

Noodles*😂

[@DandFTv]

I love this channel may it be long and prosperous ❤❤❤

[@marymarcial6407]

She is hilarious how much time you have left killed me with that answer

[@divya7644]

"How much time do you have left" The way she said that😂😂

[@alexj.3375]

There is no "she" there is no child its her own voice

[@divya7644]

@@alexj.3375 she has 4 kids, You should watch more of her videos, she has introduced her kids in the previous videos

[@stoupid6474]

The kid started with asking about mom’s age and ended up talking some wisdom…

[@Tyvototuo]

Seems kinda fake to me

[@ankomatic4450]

No really tho

[@user-cf5os3ub1c]

Such a smart and funny child 😂❤

[@HQ5678]

Nah u born nah u dey tire 😂😂😂

[@-anya-3117]

So this is why my mom never told me how old she is-

[@miaduke.eq.]

this really takes me back to my good years “mama said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get”

[@freetimefun7525]

Same 💀

[@maxtgk2526]

FORREST GUMP

[@zhouwukong3950]

"Wow, that's old" Asian Mom prepares old fashion ass-whooping techniques

[@annie.2022]

True

[@pappachappa2696]

When you speaking with Omen the Devil’s son😂

[@dianeperalta3609]

“Im not that old!” I say that to my dad all the time but with a “Your”

[@littlepuddidle4327]

"I'm not that your" "Your not that I'm" "I'm not that your"

[@MoniqueBagelz]

Use you’re :)

[@yyy2438]

@@littlepuddidle4327 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joeltherichboss8889]

​@@MoniqueBagelz Exactly your is possesive But you're is short for you are

[@MoniqueBagelz]

@@joeltherichboss8889 yeah it kinda pains me to see everyone mixing up you’re and your 😭😭😭

[@SannyBabe-lx4gg]

No one is talking about her being beautiful even though she is near 40 yrs old She looks like 25❤❤❤ She also has a brilliant daughter

[@NobodyTouchesTifa]

1-Don't smoke 2-Don't drink alcohol 3-Don't eat junk 4-Eat lots of vegetables (especially carrots) 5-Drink lots of water Honorable mention: Be Asian 😂

[@noth9617]

That's the only reason she made it. To flex her age

[@hilmiabdullah4233]

What a smart talkative smart little kid 😂🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

[@emmagobin5437]

@@noth9617well if she looks like that at her age I would too

[@lyndadouglas7645]

My mum is 40

[@limchekboon]

This spaghetti analogy of life I understand well. It's better than Forrest Gump chocolate analogy.😂😂

[@outlowrobber9814]

The child is definetly getting a short nuddle after this😂😂😂

[@IlluminaTea-uf5fx]

Girl, ur 39? I thought you'd be 30. You look waaaayyyy younger than I thought! Keep up the good work!

[@danieljoaquin8028]

no she looks 20 0r 18

[@CupisCupidity]

​@@danieljoaquin8028 no she look 41 or 12

[@AnyaKyratova]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@arzo6204]

Bro she’s not she’s just using an audio maybe she is

[@missdl7515]

Your child is filled with wisdom

[@Padmini1712]

She is Rude,Plain rude!! As if she has 100 years to live Irritating voice. Irritating show off

[@MeganMella...Stay...]

She is gonna be like Seungmin from stray kids for sure😂😂😂😂😂

[@koreankorner4u]

‘wow That’s old’ 😅, I was 39 that year too😂

[@glitterfyt_gacha5393]

DAMN!!! YOU 39?! BRO LIKE FR I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN YOUR 20’s!! AND ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD THAT SPAGHETTI LOOKS!! I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M STILL YELLING!!!

[@Ali-ry8gc]

Tf

[@fillettru]

She is asian. Old take a time to reach us.

[@glitterfyt_gacha5393]

@@fillettru I did not know.

[@glitterfyt_gacha5393]

@@fillettru if only that could work for me 😭

[@Stormy6310]

shut up

[@Jhumchikijhum]

"how much time you have left?" THE CURIOSITY I-I-I can't 💀

[@racheltoffeepudding7732]

🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelmyersonrr9926]

How you gonna stutter on a comment

[@user-ot2by6ej2s]

Oh my gosh, she is priceless😂😂😂😂

[@HareemAsif-my7so]

When he calls mummy...it sounds yummy cute😋😋😋😋

[@GooseGamez2680]

“Life is like spaghetti, some noodles are long, and some noodles are short, you never know what you are going to get” - Albert Einstein

[@Peachy_paris]

“Life is Like a Box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get” -forest Gump💀

[@bowiedinapoli391]

Lol that's what u thought too 🤣

[@RhysRTX]

*was like a box of chocolates

[@mustafa.baig7]

-Kanye west

[@marleyzanestone]

My momma always said life is like a box a chocolates you never know what u gon get

[@RhysRTX]

@@marleyzanestone was like*

[@leroisoleil97]

She looks so young! I've thought that she is twenty! Very young and beautiful!❤

[@Sweetyk-se3gi]

😂😂😂😂 she is too much chit chat with mama

[@vasanthivasanthi5737]

"Life is like spaghetti" "I don't even want them ANYMORE!"

[@ziesurprenant5435]

😂😂😂😂

[@Doing_Your_Mom]

Throw the plate of existence on the floor of Jesus🤩

[@chinazompraise7164]

That's a great message from an Angel.

[@ROCKYROCKSTAR2112]

Baby teaching the real meaning of life ❤️

[@loveyourself9114]

But she makes sense !!! 😂😂❤❤

[@Youdonthaveadhd]

"Well kid, your noodle is lookin real short if you keep goin the way your goin"

[@high_flyer3456]

Lol going for kid 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bk1917]

🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@Bk1917]

Bru😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Neodel]

Lol that needs to go in a movie

[@ForeverStay808]

I’m dying😂 What words of wisdom❤️

[@MR-ef8xd]

The daughter is like that relative which we can't avoid but just accept the taunting😂

[@christiankleist792]

How beautyful cheeky😂

[@tricks6372]

Wow using a spaghetti as an example of life, so young and wise.🙂

[@racheldriver989]

✅️

[@Hollywood..631]

U serious?It is the script that she reads. And that script writer is patents.Her daughter's face is not shown on every vid bcz she is reading the script while the vid records her mom

[@LittleFaerieBigSoiree]

*“Life is like spaghetti, some noodles are long and some noodles are short, you never know what your going to get.”* Is that a threat? 😭💀

[@itscxco]

No broski lol

[@sandrawong6787]

Proceeds to bite off your spaghetti 😀

[@VOLTIC_XZ]

No its a fact really

[@domas308]

That ryhmed

[@jayden2255]

Oh yeah I see it now

[@ayrakhan3919]

She's not lying😂❤

[@hshivani7303]

Her mom be like; kid what are you trying to say?

[@itz_BB-SA-roleplays]

"Young girl asks mom how old she is. What happens next is shocking."

[@tidamireles4373]

You Trina copy dhar man

[@user-bk4lg7gc3g]

New dhar Mann vid

[@mehwish270]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@SKang023]

This isn’t dhar Mann video 😂.

[@Hopeful_hobi07]

😂😂 dhar mann

[@jennjack4131]

🤣🤣🤣 your kid is not just roasting you. She roasting all of us as well! We're all in it together 😅

[@shabnamazizi8137]

Ture

[@AzariahFox5370]

A proper little philosopher 😂

[@Sheetal76154]

The child's voice is awesome I loved it.

[@Muslim__cafe...]

Your child is so intelligent ❤❤

[@baishuuu]

Ian on your pfp😂

[@CFD269]

A wise girl once said:"Life is like spaghetti, some noodles are long and some noodles are short. You never know what you're going to get."

[@sebastienking8595]

When I saw that my dirty mind instantly activated

[@AyQ_]

I love this kid

[@LoveLala01]

Now that’s logic 😂😂😂😂 cute!!