I'm Single.

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Any takers? 🥺

[@emmad6683]

If you like french tgirl ... (I'm 23)

[@Blaczolt]

@@emmad6683je vais te gifler avec un poisson

[@arbuziaq8805]

i am just a lil too young for you my girl (am 16 ._.)

[@defutamadre]

In a heartbeat

[@demonlilith420]

@@emmad6683 oh no... the French!

[@Uber_Versace]

All of the chasers that you just accidentally summoned must be a terrifying statistic

[@-clod-8948]

every trans person ik is chronically single or has like 12 girlfriends

[@Luke-ep7zk]

Damn. I didn’t know they were playas

[@torturetools9104]

I'm the former

[@C0mfyest]

Wow, glad to know I'm a freak of nature in a fresh new way! Been a while since I've been to this rodeo!

[@-clod-8948]

@@C0mfyest what?

[@C0mfyest]

@@-clod-8948 Trans, check. Gay, check. Not having regular trans woman dating practices, check. That sort of joke

[@Lizard_Ri]

What did I just watch You're not winning the bottom allegations

[@Rileydaengineer]

Real

[@eggisfun4217]

real

[@thegameowl11]

Real

[@davidmccormack1292]

I know a lot of people say "don't date your friends" that is B.S. Find friends through hobbies, something will bloom from a friendship.

[@Mothstone70]

The amount of people flying to New Zealand increases to unprecedented numbers

[@mooki-forever]

Why do you think parkzer and DougDoug went there

[@aliceinwonder1and]

I made this video because we needed an economic boost

[@StephMcAlea]

I'd love to date you but... you're on the other side of the world and I'm old enough to be your mum's much older sister. So.... no. 😢

[@ReezeGoingSenseless]

Never heard of it, can't seem to find it on a map either. Are we sure this Zealand, new edition, is real?

[@iana6713]

"And in other news, Air New Zealand just placed an order with Airbus for a new aircraft to add to their fleet due to record demand. A spokesman for the airline is at a loss to explain the sudden jump in bookings...!"

[@KitchenFreezer]

1:04 that's not A cup. Thats a chest. (Kill me now)

[@ananousous]

3:31 that's not a cat. That's a bakery

[@farazelleth]

What a wild ride of a video, I see no red flags here, none, just a lovely Red romantic room. Like Katniss Everdeen, I think I can speak for the internet in that we all volunteer

[@eiran_o_ddwywent]

“Games I have not played in 5 years” shows a game not played since 2015, nine years ago

[@tommo4356]

Nah 2015 can't be more than like 3 years ago, I refuse to believe otherwise

[@aliceinwonder1and]

time has not been kind to me

[@jasger_]

almost ten...

[@eiran_o_ddwywent]

@ I mean I could’ve sworn it was 2018 just last year

[@Walter-The-Cat]

2015 was 2 years ago

[@Deepfried_Squid]

The fact that she says she's capable of being extremly submissive at 4:20 is perfect.

[@nathan_amato]

so hang on the video premise is wild. the excution is insane. for halloween you posted a feel-good little poem video and for the holy day of "24th of November" you post a horror video? fair play. expect the unexpected. the hits just keep on coming.

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Is this what peak performance looks like?

[@rhyzzy]

I wonder what will happen on the 25th of December, hmm… 🤔

[@saphiregough1480]

@@aliceinwonder1and I thought you were what peak performance looks like? Maybe, you are out of practice as you say.

[@CatOnASegway]

Finally somebody using this site properly for it's intended purpose, it's unbelievably annoying how many people I match with on here just want to ramble on for hours about niche subjects without letting me a word in or tell about how they spent 24 hours in Walmart acting like that's supposed be super crazy or something, like??? Ok cool and all but I feel like we're not going to get to know each other very well like that

[@ScrimbIes]

Thankfully I live on the other side of the world, so I think I'm safe from Alice's wrath.

[@aliceinwonder1and]

no

[@sedna.mp4]

@@aliceinwonder1and oh no 😦

[@SergioRamos-iv6qw]

you are never safe from alice

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

​@@SergioRamos-iv6qwNSFW = Never Safe From Wonder1and

[@ScrimbIes]

@@aliceinwonder1and My bad, I thought I had a choice. I'll be mailing myself to your P.O box soon, I guess I better get my will in order.

[@secretlab0716]

(Everyone): “well time to fill out my application.” *giant lore drop.* “yeah maybe I should keep, my soul for myself.”

[@seth2q37]

HOW IN THE HECK ARE YOU SINGLE!?!?! You’re stunninggggg

[@Dragonfruithefish]

Fr she is my goals

[@mooki-forever]

Me too! :3

[@CizerKedi]

She is X3

[@seth2q37]

@@Dragonfruithefish ikrrrr! Also do u have discord? lol

[@Dragonfruithefish]

@@seth2q37 I do why do you ask?

[@zotha]

"Come into my home" Smash cut to Alice in front of a painters drop sheet like a scene from Dexter

[@greensteve9307]

Yeah, I noticed that too!

[@BrookieTheCookie_]

Just broke up with my girlfriend of 11 months today… definitely needed this to cheer me up now that I’m part of the club

[@Piri07]

“Im single, do with this information what you want”

[@rebeckavogel]

"Same"

[@aliceinwonder1and]

glort

[@Nokyyyyy]

"Take it as a warning."

[@nickm.6009]

So THAT'S how i find love? Become a cute KZbinr and just ask? Sign me up!

[@i_camioneta1697]

as a 20 yo trans girlie you honestly make me so happy and hopeful for my own future. I hope i'm where you are in 4 years.

[@PY11235]

Normal date video: haha funny Horror episode: *hello mama*

[@Lilly_PK]

you sold me on the hugs and headpats

[@aliceinwonder1and]

good

[@kingfluffy1]

same

[@Lilly_PK]

@@aliceinwonder1and you get them too :3 *Pat pat*

[@Lilly_PK]

@@aliceinwonder1and discord?

[@cstrongman]

sometimes, the more you push for something, the more you push it away...

[@suguaakini4478]

Alice pushing out there strong offers that hardly anyone can deny

[@aliceinwonder1and]

😎

[@Midnightmiaaaaaa]

As a 30 year old with one relationship 5 years ago… ooft i feel this

[@ceeparty]

Alice couldn't play any games, so she made her own horror game 😆

[@skyethebi]

With all seriousness I’ve actually been interested in moving to NZ for a while bc it is objectively the best country in the world but getting hugs from my favorite kiwi trans girl seems like a bonus

[@tazawagaming1540]

"By the end of this video you'll all be scrabbling to apply" Nah, don't need to wait for the end of the video. I mean, pretty AND has a story similar to mine?? Where do I sign lmao

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Muahahahhaah

[@iana6713]

I saw this, and immediately knew the comments would be something else! Dating is such a minefield - not that I have massive experience of it. Also, what WAS going on at the end?! 🤣

[@stm7810]

Dating is a minefield, which is why I have a tank.

[@iana6713]

@@stm7810 I love that!

[@RodrigoBarbosaBR]

You had me at headpats.

[@voltijuice8576]

Dammit - I thought I was applying for head_pants…_

[@ducccccc_]

why is no one talking about how alice said she hasn't been able to play video games for 5 years then showing a game last played december 2015

[@sparcie420]

I am a sapphic, but 1. I literally am just about to start at the gender clinic and 2. I’m literally from the other side of the globe (NL)

[@Flonja]

Yoo another dutchie!

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Dangit

[@sparcie420]

Yep :/ especially as i’m also a masssive nerd (literally have a small serverrack at home) and want a furbaby too

[@furrry6056]

Heel veel succes 🥰

[@sparcie420]

@ dankje fellow Dutchie(?)

[@ironwill2]

Hello single! I'm dad!

[@JSAcousticJuice]

Is anyone here old enough to remember that KZbin really DID start out as a dating site???

[@Lizard_Ri]

KZbin DID WHAT??

[@JSAcousticJuice]

@@Lizard_Ri Yup, having a channel was a way for people to advertise their personalities to other single people. But most people just used it to post and watch pet videos and the viral video was born.

[@yohumanfrisk]

@@JSAcousticJuice Based people, being more worried about cats being cute than finding love.

[@voltijuice8576]

@@JSAcousticJuice Viral video was around long before KZbin. But while there many places for video about random stuff, there weren’t many for videos about _”you”_

[@pherrisfallus7259]

Adding new zealand to my hear me out list of places to move to. You know, for reasons...kiwi

[@marybdrake1472]

Well, that was very Alice of you Alice.

[@aliceinwonder1and]

😎

[@DangerAngelous]

As a trans girl bumbling about in the shell of a boy for 26 years, I am a virgin. Because I’m a half Italian girl though, that makes me extra virgin

[@silverdragon4344]

I'm 43 and have all but given up on relationships... so really, if your single, don't stress about it 'cause it's perfectly ok.

[@Zed-Ded]

45 and same...

[@zalafinari]

47 and same

[@Here_is_Waldo]

I've given up, but it would have been nice to at least been able to test drive one once.

[@voltijuice8576]

Doesn’t everyone live in relationship to everyone else though?

[@danielfox4168]

Ah yes, singing and ready for a Pringle.

[@evileqwine6106]

No way I’m early. Time to call Alice a bottom and get super famous.

[@aliceinwonder1and]

WHY DOES IT WORK. PEOPLE HAVE SOME SENSE

[@NinetyEight98989]

The funny thing is KZbin was originally supposed to be a dating cite.

[@KaterinaPaulauskaitė]

Wish I was pretty enough for Alice >w< She definitely is out of everyone's league

[@hammerth1421]

You're only about 18 million meters away from me, so that's not gonna be a logistical challenge at all...

[@solsystem1342]

Dam that's like between the distance for the earth to the moon and earth to the sun 😂

[@speckkatze]

@@solsystem1342 Thats more like the distance from TERF Island to Kiwi Island

[@stm7810]

how is that possible, earths diameter is 12500km, get closer with a drill.

[@jamesphillips2285]

@@stm7810 Circumference is 39270km. Half of that is 19.6Mm.

[@stm7810]

@@jamesphillips2285 as said, use a drill, if it melts keep a second 1 in the freezer.

[@skyethebi]

Honestly hugs and emotional support are all I need

[@MeetMeatMo]

I’m 24 and single. 🥺👉👈

[@emberripples]

Me too 😔

[@secretlab0716]

Y’all if feel like a million bucks, I just did really well on an exam. I watched a bunch of Alice videos while studying which made it quite fun. I have been watching this channel for a bit now and it’s been really inspiring. Big thanks to Alice, her videos has made the stressful transfer into a new college a lot more fun. Over this winter break I wanna try making fun videos. Best of luck to her finding someone, Personally I want to find a gal that is just as funny, pretty, and sweet as her. (Maybe her is she likes 20year old chemistry currently in the USA) Seriously, Alice if you see this just know you’re a huge role model and you have a special impact for everyone of your subscribers. Me and many others truly appreciate your work, thank you.

[@alpha_c.]

thats awesome…

[@MauiDown]

I hope the notifications on your DMs is turned off! Jesus you're unhinged, absolutely brilliant, unhinged nonetheless! That was an all timer Alice! 😂

[@dudeman3606]

No no, I think that's what she wants. Hundreds of new victims for the DM videos. Well, that's what I thought in the first half of the video... Not sure what to make of the rest of it

[@BrigidtheMechLady]

Were I unmarried, I would seriously consider using our union to immigrate to Aotearoa.

[@OliverParker-r4d]

You should add "part ARG entity" to your dating profile! 7:10

[@LuzOhCramity]

0:36 this is funny because youtube was originally ment to be a dating platform!

[@Fbsuab]

Wait really ?

[@chloe-sunshine7]

This sounds both like it could totally be true and like somebody made it up for fun

[@Dragonfruithefish]

If you don’t have a great day I will find you

[@aliceinwonder1and]

oh dear

[@parcormasteryesiknowispell4337]

Cheesecake as a favorite food is actually a good selling point.

[@kairi4640]

I like that KZbin just randomly decided to make this the first video to introduce me to your channel. 😂 1:01 also that running reminds me of the smile movie. 😂

[@aliceinwonder1and]

The algorithm knows what's up.

[@teethgrinder83]

@@aliceinwonder1and apparently so because I'm in the same situation-reckon I've some catching up to do!

[@AKASyx]

You had us in the first half. Love the story twist edit: Oh! and if any of the first bit was serious at all; I'd just say proximity. I would assume the dating pool in your area is not quite diverse enough to include the people who would meet your minimum requirements while you meet theirs.

[@m72j32]

Alice ARG goes hard.

[@WinterTheFinch1994]

The last 3 minutes of that video really took a wild turn, I love it!

[@Kenobi-x3]

and the chasers come running

[@vandrar3n]

3:42 NINE YEARS

[@skyethebi]

Reasons to go to university in NZ has increased by about 4% (2 reasons)

[@HannahStirling0112]

As a fellow kiwi trans girl, I feel you 😭 being single can suck it

[@Lucie-Is-Sleeping]

I’m single Or am I? [Vsauce music]

[@fusiontheorist]

Honestly, the chaos that ensues from this must be absolutely beautiful ✨ Literally everyone is sold (me included) but lives at least 10 million meters away. Gl! 🖤

[@someoldaccount]

Is.. is there an Alice ARG going on? ...what?

[@SageElliott-j4t]

unironically an amazing idea

[@yuvalne]

"a solid 7/10" you underestimate yourself, Alice

[@KurtShell]

Captain Kurt here. At nearly 6’5” tall, I serious doubt you’re taller than me. You say you’re 60% legs, I’ve always seen attracted to long legged women. The main problems are: 1) you live in New Zealand and I live in the USA (that mythical land that contains the mythical state of Ohio), 2) as an officer in your army, it is against military protocol for a junior officer to date the supreme high empress (no one is worthy), 3) I’m way too old for you. You need a young, strapping man (or woman, no judgment here) who can keep up with your hectic schedule of world domination. So I think you can see that I cannot possibly date you, alas. ❤

[@KayleeKerin]

Two inches taller than me, and near the better state known as Pennsylvania you say? :P

[@HotDogTimeMachine385]

This happens when you're looking for an army instead a relationship.

[@voltijuice8576]

The revolution is my boyfriend!

[@semi.]

Anything to be out of the US at this point... 🙃

[@RocketsNRedstone]

0:58 179cm -> 70.47244in-> 5ft 10.47in, cm/2.54=in

[@Uggnog]

4:19 SHE ADMITS IT

[@killerrodan]

You have a unique charm that draws people in-it's really special.

[@helenault7452]

If I were forty years younger and in NZ, I'd totally date you.

[@chocolateavian]

me too alice the heartbreak is immeasurable

[@BlightningBrightling]

It's a little difficult to justify the high ping we'd have to deal with in games. No joke, the distance between us would literally be shorter if digging through the earth rather than flying. Also, I'm nearly 4cm taller than you, and that's just...well headpats wouldn't quite have the same impact. Unless you'd rather receive those, respectfully, I will withdraw my name from consideration

[@Idea_of_Lustre]

Honestly more people should do videos like this. Makes a much better impression than any dating app profile.

[@miranda.cooper]

*raises hand* -- I have not watched the video yet

[@aliceinwonder1and]

goooooood

[@kuboskube]

Unironically, I'd give it a shot. Been single my whole life, tried to find someone a few times, made a few matches in the past, but it has fallen through every time before meeting in person. However, I'm not in New Zealand... Best of luck, Alice!

[@jtmed]

I want unlimited hugs!

[@aliceinwonder1and]

YOUVE GOT EM

[@jtmed]

@ 🥰🤗

[@tealkerberus748]

Yeah I'd go for "Alice is out of *EVERYONE'S* league." Everyone who isn't a creep is going to take one look and give up because they know they're not worthy.

[@sebastiangamingpubg]

3:48 2015 is not 5 years haha

[@willb.nimble6749]

It probably has to do with the gulf between the desire to be loved, and the brutal fact that one must be truly KNOWN to reach it? I dunno, that's my go to answer for myself. Have a good day, Alice~

[@Mit68297]

Favourite kiwi trans girl is Lee Francis

[@Spacey1800]

@@Mit68297 good one

[@CodyEwok]

I think I may make an "I'm Single" video now too!! you rock

[@HanaDacat-j4e]

In single as well :3

[@aliceinwonder1and]

loser /j

[@sofielee4122]

you do have *impeccable* taste in cars, a forest green NA with a hard top that isn't completely destroyed? truly you are one of a kind

[@cloudsky-d3i]

Last time for me was 2020.😅

[@Redpanda699]

YOOO, YOU CAN REACH THINGS OFF THE TOP SHELF!?! I Accept this with the utmost excitement :3

[@Dragonfruithefish]

Hello and have a great day

[@aliceinwonder1and]

no

[@Dragonfruithefish]

@@aliceinwonder1and damn ok

[@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526]

That 'baby don't hurt me no more' comment just proves that you are perfect.

[@pink_parade2900]

The bloody pitch black eyes are boutta haunt my dreams

[@sinisterai]

(1) Do you like to share cooking? (2) Do you like to share household chores? (3) Do you prefer to play Breacher or Sniper? It could work out

[@cursedjeans]

I mean, you have me sold on every angle, especially in regards to the height. I always struggle to reach the biscuits. It makes discussing rent with the Wall Goblins a lot harder when they have tea but no biscuits.

[@killerrodan]

You make everything around you more vibrant and joyful.

[@gageous8306]

At 40 I dont know if im entering the dating pool ever again. It's not that Im against dating, but Im not looking to get my heart broken again.

[@Deathingerman]

Love your video's and can relate a lot. Have had many relationships in my previous life but not so much now. I'm 53, happily single (read free of having to deal with a partners personal bullshit), and to be honest am in the twilight years where it's just a blink before you go from full mobility to being a vegetable only capable of communicating yes or no through a set of beeps and flashing lights connected to a life support system conceived in the 1960's. I'm Australian but please don't hold it against me...

[@elizabethkirton6063]

Yeah definitely don't see how this could fail, good luck girl!

[@krieger143rd]

"You're probably gonna be shorter then me" *Laughs in 190 CM*

[@therebel2187]

Pffft relationships, nah im too busy building robots, drinking lethal amounts of monster and hyperfixating on trains. YEAH IM MENTALLY ILL SO WHAT, ITS NOT LIKE I WANT A HUG OR ANYTHING... Anyways cool vid btw but i cant help but feel you'll need a bigger basement to hide whats left of all the chasers in

[@ZaZa_Zoe]

no because why is this so real :c good luck girly

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

New Zealand is far away. Heck even old Zeeland is like.... More then an hour away, and that's just to the first train station! Otherwise you're like the perfect catch: small (I AM Dutch, I consider anything

[@tobigrantlbart]

Me too *keeps looking into the bottom of my drink*