I'm standing / PIKOTARO

[@carlosheenalera3789]

Billie Eillish: People say that my videos are weird Pikotaro: Hold my pineapple

[@jnewcell6952]

396 likes with no comments?

[@nrrgellegani017]

Poppy: "I'm Poppy"

[@24LionHearts]

hold my pen...

[@George_Tropicana]

🤣🤣🤣

[@reversem1ghty437]

No, hold my pen pineapple apple pen

[@omaewamoshindeiru]

when u finally realised that half sitting is also half standing.

[@moversti92]

Or is it? *Vsauce music*

[@rickroll9375]

Best comment lmao

[@mearsite]

Its also half pooping

[@Pet_Hedgehog]

shit! he got me there

[@shockwavegaming2331]

*THANOS WANT TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@tsriketwm7274]

Moral of the story: exercise makes you happier

[@kyle0114_from_roblox]

no

[@crys1859]

Can confirm it does not for some people.

[@kuraiandkawaii6809]

Yes my dude lol he smiles mainly when he walking

[@nikoniko-nicomuffler]

sCiEnTiFiCaLlY pRoVeN

[@Thy_Boss]

Consider: he's happiest when he's sleeping and dreaming he can fly unaided, when his body is barely exercising itself. But consider again: exercise is a necessary part of regulating sleep patterns and getting a proper amount of dream sleep per night

[@faeyzalogic]

Teacher: what are you doing in last holiday? Me:

[@isamfauzi3311]

Teacher: Are You Idiot ??

[@lo7833]

Im fly!!

[@welsonliong8607]

🤣🤣

[@Folkestone.]

I'm walking

[@haphungg]

Lol :))))))

[@beajulianago2848]

Thanos: im inevitable Him: IM STANDINGGG

[@Metaluck768]

Ultra Pikotaro

[@samuellouisedato1801]

This guy just puts english phrases that he knows into a song.

[@no65362]

That's why its amazing

[@1981dardar]

It amazes me that you think this is a song..

[@jinvid]

704K Subscribers later.

[@Adrienaline-Rushed-Art]

@@1981dardar it is a song xD what??

[@Ancient_troll]

It amazes me he got to battle cats bruhh

[@mywong2411]

He's teaching you the concept of the Present Continuous Tense...

[@maulanaaghnii]

Lol 😂😂😂😂

[@sus45923]

Lol

[@TheQuestionmarkstudi]

MY Wong ah yes. Makes sense.

[@harshalavhale9102]

😂😂😂😂 that's it

[@nedzaddjedovic3283]

Hvala @@harshalavhale9102

[@iliketurtles7536]

so that thing I do in public bathrooms is called half sitting...

[@angelsneverland5544]

😂😂😂

[@ikotix_kevn8086]

Bruh

[@chellochamber7839]

True

[@panarinsriyathep856]

No that’s half shitting

[@sus45923]

@@panarinsriyathep856 lol

[@chanelrose3018]

nobody: me at 3AM: im walking....half sitting....and sleeping....i cAN FLLYYY

[@exceptionallyriso]

It is 3:21 am for me XD

[@oldwizard1774]

Just by your pfp I can say you yelled it too

[@talentlesscommentermdxxvii9419]

Actually he said 'ffffrrrryyy'

[@ginnyle]

4:45 for me 😆

[@wkaiyang96]

My Japanese uncle, after learning a few new phrases from his English class...

[@brijeshabraham3393]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@imbaroud5273]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lemonhoney1548]

Kai Yang Wong wakakakaka hahahahahaha

[@SirBloxy]

😂

[@frisk14human10]

😂😂😂😂👏😂😂😂😂 BRO SAME

[@toosavage5412]

*Literally my 3 last braincells during an exam*

[@ippon111]

haha so funny

[@acebalboa6050]

Lmao

[@GiuseppeAngelino95]

Totally agree

[@Bigdaddyfarquad]

Your comment made this video funny lmao

[@adamharris1206]

Top global chou wow

[@Markiii2009]

Its scary how he can look happy and look like a good guy and he can look like a mafia boss at the same time

[@alamow9602]

This is the man that can destroy thanos

[@alamow9602]

Richard Gaming crazy crazy isn’t it!

[@donutello_]

Just wait till he *sits* in phase 8

[@alamow9602]

Komi Imperial Guard that may even be strong enough to kill me. And no one can do that

[@MrPanda-sw4lf]

@@donutello_ u r everywhere man, I see u everywhere

[@Catalinacansuckit]

Thanos: Im inevitable Pikotaro: and i am standing

[@STAR3XIAN]

Finally, KZbin recommends me quality

[@AngryPacman222]

lmao

[@AnimismLord]

No doubt. I can't complain

[@mackarinio8519]

Why was this in your recommended? What's related to this😂

[@nezunish-898]

I thought i was the only one😂.

[@STAR3XIAN]

@@mackarinio8519 I got no Idea but probably something from a playlist I watched XD

[@alesae2195]

I swear people who don't speak English can learn the language with this type of entertainment.

[@金明朱-b8e]

就会给他

[@anpanmlbb]

Billie Eillish: I want something weird Pikotaro: Hold my pen!

[@averagecommander]

And my apple!!

[@exileexzito809]

This one is totally weird! Billie is a badass weirdo

[@myanmyan2508]

Hold my pineapple

[@castielchieng7475]

*Billie calls him DADDY*

[@app4kidz478]

Pikotaro doesn't want you to hold his pen. He wants you to half sit. lol

[@moonlight4780]

I'd show this to my students when I'll teach them the present progressive

[@dyahtribuwana2335]

I want to be your student

[@narendrasetia328]

Thanks for the inspiration hahaha

[@Paramnv]

Lol , it’s gonna work excellent!

[@Paramnv]

Pinky Motivation Hey , there is something wrong with your grammar.

[@asishmahapatra4590]

Where you from ?

[@JamHeadArt]

The kick off and merge of the melody and baseline on that 2nd "I can fly" is actually amazing. I love it.

[@RushikeshTade]

Seeing alot of negative comments but this could be a nice way to teach English

[@Paramnv]

Rushikesh Tade extremely agree with you

[@hikarii8758]

lmao I don't see why this could receive negative comments

[@Paramnv]

omgursocute because it’s a humor and it’s subtle things. Everyone can’t get it.

[@najibzaoui4073]

you mean engrishu?

[@castielchieng7475]

This is supposed to be a comedy but people treats it like a MTV nominee

[@beatriced5460]

I started dying when he said : "I CAN FLYYYY"

[@abdul-aziezintong8311]

But did you die?

[@zheyi13296]

But did you truly live?

[@mearsite]

Its called half alive. Still better than half sitting

[@zaisempai7267]

😂😂😂😂

[@justarandompersonhere5213]

@@mearsite omg I can't...😂😂😂

[@SUNSETDAIZEE]

How is my dude making music out of random stuff? Now THATS TALENT

[@raknoknak]

or... retarded?

[@lemonlime494]

思いがけず世界的に有名になったことで、以降の曲づくりが世界をターゲットにして作らなきゃいけなくなってるのが面白い

[@体液ほとばしる]

Lemon Lime それなw

[@さくら-l4k2e]

Lemon Lime でもほんとに外国の方も見てくれてるからすごい

[@whitetk85]

誰でも分かるようにしてるから小さい子供も楽しめそうですごい

[@whitetk85]

@マルルちゃんねる PPAPで資金集めたのか

[@やっほー-g6f]

的確すぎてわろた

[@zeetyrant]

Me in the club: Yes Dj I would like to request a song.

[@frisk14human10]

The song I request:

[@jenao7334]

This song actually make me movinnnn😂😂😂

[@joonseehun7706]

DJ blyat

[@cringerfilmmaker]

@@joonseehun7706 Cheeki Breeki!!

[@miabombbia2662]

i cant be the only one who genuinely thinks this is a bop right

[@dragon67849]

Well duh. Banger of 2019

[@himishimi2040]

Well yea, until folls like us watch to tell your self that your not the biggest dumy dum dum of this whole world. (Sorry about your dumy dum part pweds)

[@thatoneweirdo2967]

U not the only one🤣

[@gators2728]

You are absolutely correct

[@taylorharrison8765]

Banging tune it is.

[@SultanRiq]

1970 - There will be flying car in the future 2019 -

[@valentina4576]

Shut up.

[@febriora9802]

Bacot tolol

[@yannicrosinus443]

@@valentina4576 hey Chubiii wieso direkt so shut up?😂

[@opnimescene]

@@febriora9802 haha indo tolol

[@febriora9802]

Lu juga indo goblok 😂😂

[@fallenrisen]

And I thought Billie Eilish was weird.

[@css2538]

Japanese: the weirdest race in the world 😂

[@Sushiriceoreo]

This shit better than billie fuggin eilish

[@ZSurezsh]

Watch Marilyn Manson

[@SamLiewXiaoSam]

If this is weird you haven't watched Poppy

[@monkshee]

me to

[@alekolekola]

That's what you can do at home during quarantine

[@blazewithin4590]

Yes

[@nafeesaa3262]

I can fly

[@ice-choco-Icecream]

2016: PPAP “ wow this is weird” 2019:

[@HerbertLim]

2019 : very weird but funny 😂

[@jeremydunn6089]

2016: Comment sections were thoughtful 2019: Comment sections are calendars

[@DraciuZ_YT]

but it's 2020 now

[@optimus8387]

2020: 今わ，この人わキラメイジャのメンターです

[@poooocfull]

lol

[@nicgad9466]

Teacher: "ok class, take your seats" The show offs in class:

[@croquetteeeeee]

"Half sitting"

[@shiv7978]

XD

[@ニホンアマガエル-k1i]

この不思議な芸風好き

[@Bumiround]

It's an honor to watch this masterpiece

[@mr.randomguy334]

Teacher: why are you laughing Me: nothing teacher My brain: half sitting, half..🎶

[@Bahsok5]

Lmao

[@nick3805]

Well, that mas me when that weird song f thim came out where he barked at the end

[@crispypasta3996]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@grass4726]

There’s not a word to describe this masterpiece

[@marianaleadbetter4183]

Yeah that's true🙂

[@ChrisEvrLearning]

There is…. “MASTERPIECE”

[@ergunerhotams6463]

Hi uy

[@ergunerhotams6463]

Hi ben de o ozaman ıt

[@ergunerhotams6463]

Ben yarın akşam

[@rineri6096]

This is a good video for kids to learn English words hahaha

[@lemonhoney1548]

Elixis Ellzia exactly 🤣

[@ebeatz974]

Im pretty sure he was a teacher and made these for his students so they can learn english

[@brotherluke3227]

Hahahaha

[@drakestar724]

crayon sinchan's teacher of course

[@medalighodhbani5927]

I wasn't expecting that Half sitting xDD

[@kawaiisana3912]

🤣Same bro

[@01234slayer43210]

Haha that one got me good

[@justanamitard]

Friend: so what music do you listen to? Me: it's complicated

[@memememe8569]

Yo same here

[@ot9ot735]

**Rare footage of my last braincell describing what im doing**

[@mortis.y2]

This guy needs a second shot and meme stardom and this is his chance here

[@Hdiwh]

I'm standingとI'm sittingの衝撃が音楽も相まってやばい その前のlook,lookも良い味出してる 他の曲よくわかんないけどこれだけ異常に刺さった

[@Rxnch]

The lyrics really made me emotional. The message of the song is really heart warming. The song broke my heart😢😭❤ Edit: Ok guys! I'm just trolling. XD

[@josephdavis937]

ZYPHER I honestly can’t tell if you’re trolling, I hope to the allfather you are though

[@josephsulit3892]

@@josephdavis937 you couldn't tell??? I mean I ain't better than the next guy at telling sarcasm apart. But really dude? (Don't get offended)

[@babygirl4169]

My god...

[@SuperStr-oi3uc]

I know 😢💔

[@rafiulmorshed746]

The beat goes hard, no joke

[@AMIRALNET.]

Me : English is very difficult. Picotaro : I got you man.

[@mageolemusic]

夜泣きする2歳の子供に見せたら泣き止みました。僕には理解できませんでしたがありがとうございますピコ太郎さん。

[@AQUAmatome]

遠まわしにdisってて草

[@dalee2419]

The way he said “Half” made me burst

[@feensekte]

This is what goes on in my head during maths lesson

[@flowAws]

When you can't answer a question and the teacher let's you stand:

[@feensekte]

@@flowAws I'm crying

[@hdhrdfsrkgh]

Kinda like Russian hard bass

[@georgens2395]

Ahahahahaha

[@lilsushi9501]

Ikr?

[@tammardant5353]

Not as wonderfully wacko as apple-pen/ pineapple pen. But this is still nicely creative. As an English teacher, I'd like to see him do more videos focusing on all the verb tenses. I'd totally use them in my ESL instruction. LOL.

[@tammardant5353]

@LucasNeon I think so too.

[@anglxzz-iwnl4527]

I swear he pisses me off when he says look look

[@kawaiisana3912]

@@anglxzz-iwnl4527 🤣🤣hahha

[@Metqa]

@@anglxzz-iwnl4527 Pikotaro uses "Look, Look!" Anglzz takes 10 damage. Loses patience.😡 🤣🤣

[@Videomaker-pz4xm]

@@anglxzz-iwnl4527 It makes me laugh. You probably have a terrible sense of humor

[@ada_uysal_]

Almost all of Pikotaro's songs feel like fever dream and I honestly love it

[@kokoa4995]

本当、音源作りマジでうまい

[@RonggoW]

can this be as popular as before?

[@yv3sussy]

Like ppap?

[@MohammedAhmed-vp7cx]

I don't think so

[@shubhamkashyap112]

I think so, it's better

[@garistepi_animation]

No..

[@Jibi-kun]

No

[@JoshTurnerGuitar]

Well. This is pretty, pretty good.

[@AsclepiusHoe]

Well, this guy is a pop god!

[@nickmack7282]

@@AsclepiusHoe I lost it at half sitting

[@regularmemecrafter972]

Meme song master

[@redstartrooper6024]

Ppap is crazy meme and everywhere good

[@モかっラムホサいんサイド]

@@nickmack7282q6nnjhn

[@GenshiroXeno]

"You Forget a Thousand Things Every Day, Make Sure this is One of Them"

[@loo524]

xXElregetoNXx I also want to forget this comment because the way you type Like This Is Scarred Into My Mind.

[@sysrqstoic]

And then Trevor knew it was Michael De Santa

[@chancepadlo4882]

The sad thing is this is one of the few things I will remember

[@thaboi8324]

Thanka to thisbI won't

[@mcchill8200]

He doesnt have stand *HE IS THE STAND* _KONO STANDO DA!_

[@ultimativerfinstererfotusk1682]

Who is the stand master?

[@roshangupta3306]

Lol

[@AlexYazanGames]

@@ultimativerfinstererfotusk1682 In JoJo's bizarre adventure, there's a thing called Stand. If you stab yourself with an arrow that can grant you a stand, wind will roam around you and you will get a stand. Just search up what's a stand in JoJo's bizarre adventure.

[@dumbweeb6942]

@@AlexYazanGames YO HE'S ASKING WHO'S STAND IT IS LOL

[@AlexYazanGames]

@@dumbweeb6942 ITS J O T A R O

[@RayMak]

I'm Flying =)

[@shiv7978]

@@burnt-rice6174 k

[@yerbol_bulebayev]

@@burnt-rice6174jm ppp1p1

[@TechnobladeClips]

STOP JUST STOP COMMENTING ON EVERYTHING PLEASE

[@agusugian]

I could've done something better that will actually change my life. But here I am watching an adult sing "I'm WaAaLkKiiNg, I'm SiTtInGgGg, I'm StAnDiNgGgGg"

[@djmario2381]

Put it on 1.25x speed and it will sound like Russian Hardbass. Why do you wait cyka? Put it on 1.25x speed now blyat!

[@waliyyulamri554]

Nice dudee

[@AEDcorporation]

Cheeki Breeki I V Damke

[@jayw8726]

Lmao

[@gustabanget]

I tried this and daaaaamnnn i like the faster version now 😂😂

[@Netosilvagames]

My comrad, that made me drink vodka while driving a lada with adidas stripes

[@saiyangoomba1244]

"I think I'll go to bed early tonight" 3 am:

[@YujiCobayashi]

I'm waching アイム ワッチング

[@ZX191XZ]

？？？？ I’m watching. アイム ウォッチング

[@hroi2936]

みとぅー

[@dhannywijaya97]

Idk why pikotaro's videos have many dislikes.... this is quality m8

[@syamsoulazrien6044]

This is the most beautiful and artistic lyrics I've ever seen in my life..

[@murphz2802]

Billie:I'm the bad guy Pikotaro:I'm standing

[@mwell9724]

friend : so what type of music do you listen to me : its kinda complicated..

[@silviad.c993]

🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@penelopegrier5073]

This man always makes me smile. ❤

[@ankitghosh1671]

Him : I'm standing Online people: well this is interesting

[@hikari14aj]

can't agree more hahaha,😂

[@brunmend]

2:18 Breaking News: "We have found a new species of goldfish."

[@Idk-rx8sv]

teacher: Ok class sit down! kid who thinks hes cool:

[@sirizalot]

Thank you KZbin Malgorithm Also, thank you Pikotaro

[@ろろ-d2k]

イントロジャミロクワイかと思ったわw いいぞピコ太郎。そのスタイルのまま突き進めよ。

[@7aday478]

ほとんどか英語の書き込み！ 海外のかたにとってピコさんの笑いは一過性ではなかったことの現れでしょうか！ 改めてピコ太郎さんすごい⤴️⤴️ 英語の勉強が楽しくなりますね😹

[@tonyks4777]

笑。。そうですね。 英語はどうして楽しくなかったの。😂

[@7aday478]

初めての英語の先生が中年のオッサンで発音は悪いし、めちゃくちゃつまらない授業でトラウマに。 ピコ太郎さんの授業だったら劇的に授業への意欲が飛躍していただろうなぁーと😆

[@tonyks4777]

はい、確かに。。😂😂 面白い授業になりますね。

[@modterra1397]

Director: how much weirdness do you want? Pikotaro: yes

[@ColinsCity]

me in my dreams: i'm flying i'm flying i'm flying i'm flying *falls off building* I'M DYINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

[@pamelamichellesantana1664]

😂😂😂

[@toh7868]

くだらなくて思わず笑ってしまう。 誰も傷つかす、happyでピコさんらしくて良いと思う。

[@kaljaveturi6924]

Wait for it TIKTOK WILL STEAL THIS :/

[@cheeseandrice107]

People when they're sad: listening to songs about depression Me when I'm sad: *I ' M S T A N D I N G . . .*

[@bluxpretion]

When he said 'I'm standing' *I felt that*

[@bocah_hutanreal666]

What are you doing to make your future better? "I'M STANDING"

[@irinaknight]

love how he even put out the lyrics lol totally needed that XD

[@idosteath5157]

nobody: Literally Nobody: Pikotaro: lets make a song about standing

[@cvrator]

This man is an international treasure.

[@pointclouded]

this dude can make a whole album on his daily routine

[@yugiuzumaki7986]

my parents are going to have questions about my history later.

[@taylorharrison8765]

What did they say?

[@さくら-l4k2e]

ピコ太郎曲かっこいいし面白さもあるから好き

[@t大正琴]

相変わらず無駄に格好いいから好き

[@SkyeRangerNick]

Beautiful.

[@tonkinthehanoian1843]

What is this ridiculously catching and creative music?! Mahn this is lit! (すごい！！)

[@Killabun]

Im replaying

[@jnanasambandarinyoutube8026]

Thanks a lot for teaching me how to do these !

[@ちゃむちゃむ-o6y]

じわじわくる面白さｗ

[@아니-p9k]

2019:wtf 2020:wtf 4678:masterpiece

[@ひよことかめ]

yohan LIM それなw

[@ひよことかめ]

チキチキドンドンちゃん I said the same meaning as “I thought the same”

[@dontban4495]

This is unironically good

[@benjamincalloway]

This vocal progression is godlike

[@debbyrosiana2796]

He's precious y'all

[@ministerjlupine]

I love this so much!!! This song has no business being this epic. Lol

[@benjamingomez1793]

This is the quality content I signed up for! Finally.

[@hayleyscomet3447]

This man is a true treasure and we do not deserve him.

[@sonictheheghoge5641]

why does this Unironically sound like fire

[@dewanz5918]

Lyrics Standing Sitting Half sitting Walking I can fly

[@demzels]

white hacker sleeping too

[@lemonhoney1548]

Proud Gay 🤣

[@frisk14human10]

You forgot stopping and walking again

[@ManveruT]

Only he can take such mundane things that we do without even thinking about and turn them into such a hit !!

[@PedroManX]

Perfect.

[@just_l846]

Congratulations ! You found a wild english comment

[@stephen2834]

Who stan this talented man?👍👍👍 Keep streaming guys!!!