"I'm Taking My Fat Ass Home"- Lynne Koplitz - Full Special

[@zombi3907]

so I think this is almost 20 years old now? Just so the people here who never heard of her know, she's about 55 now. Her last special I think was called "Hormonal Beast" in 2017, it's pretty good.

[@Rj-dq1qe]

The 2017 special was the first I had seen of her. It was very good.

[@alanvallazza9781]

It was after she was part of a talk show that failed. It only lasted one season. It was supposed to be a younger version of The View but topics were more like what you would get on The Talk. Unfortunately did not work out but it also had Jules Asner and Kimora Lee Simmons.

[@camilledibenedetto7538]

Ty never heard of her.

[@WattWireNet]

I wonder if that boyfriend is still alive? lol

[@frankbrodie5168]

She's aged incredibly well also. An absolutely delightful woman. Then and now.

[@bradleypariah]

So beautiful. Like a cross between Cindy Crawford and Lori Loughlin.

[@IVC55555]

I thought she looked like Eva Mendez!

[@aliengranpa]

Half the people in the comments are too young to know who either of those people are.

[@slockhrt]

I thought this was Cindy Crawford. (Current)

[@alexeilindes7507]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2q2lWOYbb6Dn5Isi=i29G9ZvIWJz-cL90 Lmfao Its a complete manufacturing

[@mandymasters6610]

Agreed!

[@abbyhawk518]

So many teenage memories unlocked rewatching this all these years later. Still a great special!

[@mloney9772]

She’s genuinely funny, and gorgeous.

[@rebeccajones8628]

She is so funny!!!

[@barrylovesfood]

Hormonal Beast on Netflix one of my all time favorites. She is adorable here, imagine a lifetime of honing her huge talent. Full belly laughs!😊

[@simila66]

she's got great timing and original.

[@themightysquid]

I could watch her do stand up for a long time. Her humor is also great.

[@JAHWH00]

I am glad I found her backwards. Really fun seeing her early stuff last. She's really rad.

[@SmartMoufShirts]

lynn is adorable, spicy, hilarious, and has two of the biggest eyes I've ever seen. But that voice is just amazing! I could listen to Lynn talk all day. And she's the perfect size.

[@johnnysanchez4456]

Lynn is very intelligent! Which makes her such a great comedian! Yhe good comedians are intelligent.

[@nougan_gamer]

Wow, I didn't know Cindy Crawford did standup comedy 😜🤪😁

[@yungspenc313nation3]

I thought she was uncle Jesse wife from full house 😆 🤣 😂 same women 🤔 😆

[@yungspenc313nation3]

Lori Laughlin Cindy Crawford smh same chick's. She was funny though I watched the full show 😂

[@yungspenc313nation3]

You know what's crazy the all 3 look alike and they're damn near same age. Lynne 54 Cindy 58 Lori 59. 😂😂😂 jeez Louise random facts for today

[@allison.guy6673]

Same, lol…

[@jshaw3793]

Someones mom has been cheating 😂

[@Morningdovecamp]

I love Lynn. She’s the best.

[@coleengoodell7523]

My southern Mama told me, "You can say anything with a smile on your face" That a southern accent and she just proved it. Hilarious! And yes, looking like a grown up skipper doll doesn't hurt either. What a beautiful young lady.

[@_Error_404_Goodbye]

I watched this when it first aired on Comedy Central, classic stand up that takes me back. Watching it now, I was actively counting how many things she was saying/talking about that literally couldn’t be in a cable stand up skit these days. I did this at first without even realizing it, then caught myself counting and was like “what am I doing?”. I find myself doing this all the time when rewatching old stand up, or, funny stand up as I call it lol. Oh how far we’ve fallen 😂🙈

[@littlefurnace]

Lmao my brother and i first watched this Presents when it came out in 2005, and we have been quoting it back and forth to each other for the almost 20 years since. Really happy to see it here!

[@KatWoodland]

Any favorite quotes @littlefurnace?

[@littlefurnace]

​@@KatWoodland Basically the whole thing 😂 but we do like to quote the (incorrect) Korean phrase a lot. Also "mama says you picked out, take it from the hose", "and then I go down on the nana and I wink at the man", and of course the classic "Really? I'm taking my fat ass *hooome*" 🤣

[@brendatomlinson]

@@littlefurnaceAll very good ones! I wrote down the one about taking the SATs.

[@EvesRevenge]

Grapes aren’t food, they cleanse my palate, from my Big Mac in order to eat my Fish Filet! Lmbo! 😂

[@My_Ding-Aling]

Yeah… my computer has sound too…

[@mikeburns3147]

Having a fat has advantages me and my wife have skinny asses we carry stadium cushions when we go to a restaurant I call them our portable asses

[@giareneeble]

If Cindy Crawford and Eva Mendez had a baby and Lori Loughlin was the surrogate (I know that’s not how surrogacy works but she also looks strikingly similar to Aunt Becky)

[@theshapeexists]

I'd pay to watch them try to make a baby.

[@FaceWarp]

They're both in menopause, so the odds of this happening are highly improbable.

[@hnmcclain]

Perfect analysis....

[@Zonker66]

I loved Comedy Central Presents back then... downloaded the series. NEVER saw her before... which is a shame, I liked her a lot.

[@vibin_psilocybin]

I used to have this special on my iPod Video like almost 20 years ago, ive been looking for her ever since!!! Couldnt remember her name! Used to watch this all the time. Thank you algorithm for bringing it back into my life! It used to be free on iTunes

[@brendatomlinson]

Algorithms are mind readers now, I’m convinced! A couple of times lately I’ve had a thought that appears on google or YT. Freaky. I’m not saying this as like a conspiracy theorist but it’s very oddly coincidental.

[@leecherlarry]

she's a natural. good for her.

[@joshpetit44]

She’s hilarious I’ve never heard of her, will be looking her up for more

[@scottthomas9391]

I just watched this the first time now. The second she spoke I thought this chick's bipolar.... and I love it! lol

[@jennevermore6937]

Wow you’re an a$$

[@Howsyermomandnem]

I’ve only seen Hormonal Beast and I LOVED IT.

[@pelletfunner6701]

Flawless delivery ❤

[@gypsyrain369]

She STILL CRACKS ME UP !

[@DanielleTunstall]

Im from uk never seen her before, soooo funny 😁 so great every time find an actually good female comic , happy randomly recommended 😄

[@JaimeVenegas-f7m]

She is funny and beautiful! I remember this like if it was yesterday!

[@If-Cats-Could-Talk]

Oh my gosh the go peeny about doing dishes part had me cracking up. That was just what I needed. Hahah

[@JosephBishop-g3t]

“I go down on the nana and wink at the man” 😂😂😂

[@Weenpuncher]

I CACKLED 🤣

[@oatnoid]

I love Lynne, I remember the first time I saw her talking about walkingdown the street in NYC by a construction site sucking on a tootsie pop.

[@davidr4523]

I thought this beautiful woman was a young Cindy Crawford at first.

[@CanItAlready]

I remember her once saying she's like a poor man's Cindy Crawford. 😄

[@1uciddreams]

Or Cindy Crawford and Jami Gertz :)) ♡

[@elliejeen]

Me too!

[@Alunaevergreen]

I thought she was Eva Mendez! Gorgeous girls, all doppels for eachother! How are they all so blessed AND also lovely, charismatic, and witty 💐💐💐

[@jfrsnjhnsn]

Me too!

[@yungspenc313nation3]

Walking down the street sucking a lollipop 🍭 bit was hilarious 😂

[@andronomisneltron3231]

SUCK IT!!! Suck your lolly!

[@Na-nc6qt]

Excellent comedian. Truly talented. Hope to see her more often. 😂

[@jeffdawson2786]

Lynne’s a natural.

[@staceyace]

Phil, you are living what most people are afraid of expressing. I don't watch you every day, But I watch you when guided. We've both experienced Kundalini awakening. We're hit hardest physically whist experiencing spiritual awareness. This makes YOU, the best messenger for those awakening right now. You KNOW the energy. You have personally experienced the suffering. You've been blessed and cursed with the awareness of a reality most cannot see. Yet, you take the time out of your day, every day to share your perspective and awareness to help guide folks who are just creeping their eyes open. I love you so much. You inspire me because you have the COURAGE to FUCKING SAY IT!!! I see you. I'm with you. I LOVE YOU!!! ❤

[@vicstf8432]

She a little crazy the way she be looking up when she's telling jokes, but she's funny and talented and got no filter, which is always appreciated.

[@seeharvester]

"she be looking"?

[@fmlAllthetime]

Look this comment trying to correct the grammar of OP ^^^

[@seeharvester]

@@fmlAllthetime ^^^^^^^^^ Look at this commenter too afraid to correct grammar for fear of being labeled a bigot by her peers and thereby perpetuating the ignorance of todays youth. ^^^^^^^

[@t3hpenguinofd00m]

​@@seeharvesterthis actually isn't incorrect grammar. @vicstf8432 just gave us a really good illustration of "habitual be," a tense that exists in AAVE but not in standard English. The "habitual be" is used to describe extended actions rather than singular actions. It tells us that event in question happened more than once. It's funny that AAVE is often viewed as "less correct," in some way. As any linguist will tell you, AAVE contains grammatical aspects that don't exist in standard English, meaning that AAVE actually communicates information _more_ efficiently than other dialects. And communicating information is kind of the whole point of language. So the thing that language exists to do, AAVE does _better_ than standard English.

[@seeharvester]

@@t3hpenguinofd00m kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJiwdWlslN51q5I

[@deoge3278]

She has a more recent special (I say that but I think its about 5 yrs old or so) on Netflix. Its funny as hell too. And she's a little older so its cool hearing her take on things from the age she is here to the 1 on Netflix. At least I think so

[@rainbomg]

It’s called “hormonal beast” and her comedy cellar sets on KZbin are really good, esp her bit where she gives out her address and talks about what she would do to a home intruder

[@NateandMary]

Thanks for letting us know

[@deoge3278]

@@rainbomg I totally forgot about that part! It is hysterical

[@jgunnels6773]

"...and phone rang." LOL

[@PeaceLuvnUnderstanding]

I swear to God, that happened once to me...doggy style. He asked if it was good and I finally replied back - you talking to me, I was reading.

[@JekyllHyde22705]

😆😂🤣🤣

[@shmataboro8634]

@LuvTacoCat. My husband: I think you like nursing the baby more than sex. Me: nursing a baby you've got one hand free to hold a book ❤

[@Free.Clear3802]

I actually have been locked out many times in the summertime and drank out of the hose🎉

[@noneyabizz8337]

Always liked this special

[@dawnjones82]

I wasn't expecting that voice. It's weird cos che looks just like a young Cindy Crawford

[@claytonwoodbury4576]

For real thats why i watch

[@skeetermcswagger0U812]

Somebody morphed Cindy Crawford and Fran Drescher? ❤ *SHE'S PERFECT!!!* ❤

[@beckyg3852]

I have never laughed so hard! Girl you got it!!!

[@KitC916]

I consider myself a standup nerd (all the greats, men and women), and she was pretty fantastic. Wow. More of her please.

[@azhairving]

I've been watching random comedians for a week. This is the first one that made me laugh! ♥️♥️♥️

[@tkennedy9739]

Try Chad Thornsberry and Josh Sneed. Very 🤣🤣

[@scotthamilton598]

Her voice reminds me of that show the nanny

[@ThatJew305]

Liar!

[@rtflone]

Only 7 yrs in NY and she lost her southern accent? Sounds like she grew up there

[@TruckTaxiMoveIt]

​@@rtfloneall depends on how much you want to fit in

[@luggagecombo12345]

She can fold laundry at my place anytime

[@thescharm454]

Never heard of her before shame on me awesome talent

[@KaligarPrimus]

Now this woman is funny, Beautiful and knows how to hold a crowd. Love her, first time hearing and seeing her TY for the video.

[@newprophet2011]

I remember this special when it came out. I thought it was excellent and i made it a point to follow Lynne's career. Besides a few follow-up appearances, I haven't heard much from her. I'm not sure what happened.

[@Weenpuncher]

It’s honestly crazy she wasn’t huge! She’s very funny and has the looks of a movie star.

[@SeanGelarden]

You have to let the hose run for a minute to get the hot water out!

[@purpljwl]

Wow, what an incredibly charming comic

[@beverlystover3987]

So hip kinda punk. Love it! Using something that is already bound is so good! I’d like to take some thing like this to work to make personal notes. Thanks Nat! ❤

[@AnnaLory-l4u]

I remember watching this as a teen! Just looked her up she’s STILL GORGEOUS! HOW? She so funny.

[@Sevrmark]

Great show. Now I have to look for more.

[@ericheine2414]

Lynne thank you very much for the laughs. I found your set very enjoyable. Looking forward to hearing more from you. Thank you twice.

[@buchyvon]

Charming and funny! What a combo!

[@Angelusdragneel]

She is super cute and I love the way she talks!❤

[@tombstone4986]

"I'm tired" had me rolling 😂❤

[@robertmiller8071]

Lynne Koplitz !! I am definitely going to have to remember that name when I want to listen to some really great comedy !!!! Kudos to you Lynn !!!! 💯 🤣🤣😝😝😁😁👍👍♥️♥️

[@WORKOFBINUS]

She’s really a natural

[@kevinwest3689]

She is funny" And she is so darn cute, I could definitely overlook the Extreme nazel thing for at least 3 months.

[@shutupshelley1793]

Plus, she's the gal who had the remarkable opportunity to smoke a bowl with Joan Rivers. Her comedic life-and her life in general -surely peaked at that point.

[@jonathanbarron84]

I so love her humor...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...wonderful!....

[@Raphael_NYC]

Brilliant, funny, truthful, and an amazing delivery. Thank you, rapahel nyc

[@tommunyon2874]

Art Linkletter's "Kids Say the Darndest Things": a little boy said the difference between boys and girls was that girls were tucked in better.

[@edwardhenry3158]

Absolutely love Lynne Koplitz. She is so underrated she learned a lot from Joan Rivers. You could tell the way she does her comedy fast quick just like Joan Rivers.

[@annabanzon313]

Im.in socal, and yeah, I was thinking oh that is a cool idea about not eating till you're dizzy 😆 🤣

[@jakemarlow8998]

Nice set ... and her comedy was pretty good too!

[@robertkerby2581]

A hilariously funny woman! Well done!

[@brianrogers7543]

Lynne is crazy funny!!!

[@VK-zt6sw]

Wow - super! Thank you Lynne!

[@chazzeiler9753]

Glad they reposted this. She’s awesome!

[@susanschubert1222]

Wow, i haven’t seen this one in literally 20 years!

[@staceycameron4157]

She totally reminds me of Cindy Crawford. ❤

[@A_A_K_123]

Cross between Cindy Crawford and Fran Drescher.

[@dwaynecoy1871]

Nan?

[@maryroberts589]

This is the first time I've seen her. Excellent timing & some great subtle jokes. Very funny!

[@rhythmfield]

Thanks for posting original performance date!!

[@jdwinks40]

Bwahaahhaahahha! She's a hot wreck! Love her stand up so much!

[@handycaddy]

I thought she was Cindy Crawford.. I was so confused! She’s funny!!!

[@Suzielougy]

So hilarious, I love her!! I needed a good laugh, thank you Lynne.

[@JuliaShalomJordan]

I can’t get over how much she looks like Cindy Crawford.🌸

[@mikehunt9392]

Mama just got the new vibrating Oral-B toothbrush and a brand new pack of batteries get yo ass outside

[@Echo3_]

Dude! I saw this the night it aired! This just took me back.

[@t.r.everstone7]

The bit about phallic food is even better given the microphone she is holding lol

[@ohiohvac]

"I'm taking my FAT A$$ home" lol...

[@Dani-ICU-RN]

19:55 who'd break up w/ her..I mean...😂!

[@kristjiannne]

In or out - man I can really relate.

[@Davidwtsn75]

THAT was friggin hilarious!!! Great job 🤘

[@YvonneMendezRealtor]

*I totally thought she was Cindy Crawford in the thumbnail.*

[@orielwiggins2225]

I didn't know Comedian Barbie was this funny. 😅 Beautifully done 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@J.Lee83]

She's pretty 🦋

[@Raging.Geekazoid]

Can you get a bagel for a dollar in Manhattan? 🤔

[@martinyang3991]

It was 2005

[@Raging.Geekazoid]

@@martinyang3991 Thank you. So more like $2 now. 😊

[@adh1980s]

4 grapes lmao😂😂😂😂

[@DarrellWefel-ts2kr]

The Kitten is called ? Making Biscuits ! Cat owner !!!🐈

[@EddieNelson-d7g]

Wow....Bradley you nailed it

[@darrellbarnes2096]

How can a woman that beautiful sound like Fran Drescher mix with Lois from family guy😂😂

[@LucyPerez-me5gy]

Probably because looks don't dictate how you sound... But who knows

[@edwardballiet2167]

Gorgeous, objectively.

[@BoatyMsBoatface]

That was truly a lol set- I was dying!