I'm Their God So I Just Make Things Worse - The Universim

[@zarmril]

"After tumbling down a hill, they discovered wooden bowls" I throw myself down a hill and discover that I am bleeding to death

[@brick3011]

Nicely done

[@elegit3603]

I love how he was a relatively passive god until he discovered the limits of his power, and IMMEDIATELY went insane and started killing the villagers in depraved and creative ways

[@ravenrose7683]

Classic DF lol

[@skinchen]

lol

[@vivisiow7214]

Lol

[@vaquishers]

Are you saying that our god doesn't know he can murder us all and that once he does we're all fucked?

[@Schilani]

Well that would kinda explain things like the black plague. God being curious how long it would last.

[@gortimustidditus]

"As long as they're reproducing faster than they're dying" - I'm pretty sure that's pretty historically accurate xD

[@dullahan_of_light6047]

Kaz B european noble policy to anything affecting commoners.

[@ThaneKaiden]

You can make them fall in love, but can you make them get a divorce?

[@highpriesttothealmightybea2153]

they dont have a concept of money so they cant pay 50,000g

[@iluvphillip13]

14:38 - "Chunaha has taken their final breath due to there is no oxygen in space. So sudden, yet so predictable."

[@alternate.espie.lepperd]

Those poor little nuggets. There they were, living with an indifferent god. But then god realized he had powers and started seizing them into the sky and shaking them around. "You can be the first astronaut". Bet they wished they never asked for help.

[@PeskyRaven]

Judging only by the title - this game was made for you.

[@justelliot4870]

Him and Call Me Kevin ( If you don't know who they is check him out).

[@TerraGenesis_]

40th like

[@Julaeable]

I would LIVE for a DF and Kevin collab. Or probably die...

[@scottdparrott]

Also RTgame and willburg

[@iluvphillip13]

15:09 - "Chatoti has departed this world due to God's Murder. They will be momentarily missed."

[@immaculateCanine]

"Man, these guys can't seem to take care of themselves at all." *proceeds to drop rocks on them*

[@GoldenPenHD]

How many children do you want us to sacrifice to please you?

[@DangerouslyFunny]

All of them

[@GoldenPenHD]

DangerouslyFunny ok my lord

[@Nostalgieletsplays]

DangerouslyFunny all hail Lord DF

[@savagecabbagetnt1521]

flightless kitchen goner Hydra!

[@TerraGenesis_]

@@DangerouslyFunny wait...... I AM A KID

[@koopaling6846]

Update, couldn't help but get this game after you played it! Still pretty buggy but so far I've lost two whole populations and enjoyed every moment of it- my favorite one was when a rock I was carrying got stuck in the air, and the entire nugget clan proceeded to panic-run into it and kill themselves en masse Thank you so much DF lmao

[@quartiermeisterf9875]

Are you still playing it

[@kaziislam2785]

You should play Rimworld and make a cannibal, human organ harvesting, warmongering drug factory.

[@jessicap6366]

Kazi Islam sounds like my cup of tea 🍵

[@kaziislam2785]

iHeart 2499 you also sort of perform a cultural and/or ethnic genocide on local Native tribal population.

[@jasonringhofer7961]

Kazi Islam a bit too far but it's DF so.....

[@marshallinnocent5275]

Amazingly....he did exactly that

[@jb111082]

As far as we know, DF does that irl for shits and giggles.

[@user-xl2ru5dq6r]

*BREAKING NEWS: Ancient Bear found floating around in space.*

[@Leonsieh]

Since you are God can you bring Pam into existence? Every great civilization needs a drunken Pam.

[@scottdparrott]

No 100,000,000 Pams

[@pfam5ify]

I AM drunken Pam

[@MrX-un8cz]

Who Would Win *_A Very Determined Generation Of People Trying To Achieve Success And Trying To Be Religious At The Same Time_* *Or* *_Some Funny Boi_*

[@Starlightlu2]

Some DANGEROUSLY Funny Boi

[@TerraGenesis_]

*Some Funny Boi*

[@TerraGenesis_]

Oh yeah 40th like

[@Bomsanchu]

nugget likes this game, nugget doesnt like df, df kills nuggets but nugget love nuggets, nugget thinks nuggets are nugget's family, nugget loves the nuggets why do nugget's nugget friends have to die.

[@Alice-si8uz]

this ↑

[@quartiermeisterf9875]

Sad nugget

[@Bomsanchu]

@@quartiermeisterf9875 it has been 2 years and i was fairly confused and i still remember writing this tho thank you for making me see this again XD

[@pustota7254]

@@Bomsanchu .

[@Bomsanchu]

@@pustota7254 damn it has already been a year since i last seen it thank you

[@anonygooose]

You and RTGame would be the best combo in making ppl suffer as god uwu

[@marep5918]

Sprityy and Call me Kevin

[@anonygooose]

@@marep5918 yup

[@greenvampbun6332]

YAAAS

[@ren5363]

Now that you mention it, I wanna see RT ruin everything in this game

[@anonygooose]

@@ren5363 ikr

[@itsViirtueYEAH]

DF does accurate roleplay of the Christian God. He even kills his own kids all the time.

[@OrderedEntropy]

Nugget thinks this is where he comes from. Nugget thinks he must be the last descendant of these nuggets.

[@koopaling6846]

this was fantastic, please play more of this, I wanna know what advanced awful things you can do

[@winnkys]

Hope this is made into a series of videos

[@hellfire66683]

You can build a well for a Nugget but can't stop them from drinking from the damn lake

[@Chyllstorm]

I grabbed this earlier and man, when this gets the rest of the content and UI/AI flushed out, it's going to be a classic, especially being able to spread to other planets! Had a ton of fun with it so far even in such an early state.

[@gingergazethecatbird7466]

DF: "survival of the fittest. Fuck 2 day old jimmy lost in the wild, he's a dumbass. if he makes it back, he's gonna be leader. I don't care if he's less then a day old or some sh!t." Spartans: =D Normal people: **visible confusion** His subscribers: *laughter*

[@lapidations]

14:28 He throws the nugget up 14:36 dies from lack of oxygen in space and game tells him not to kill his subjects

[@locktock9]

"as im put in charge of life everything will thrive!" also lots of divorce, like...a ton of divorce

[@diptrip7133]

“This looks like my planet that I will have my idiots survive” Pam are you there?

[@ryanfrancisco179]

Hey there, DF! It’s been a while since I watched any of your videos, but the last time I did was around 50k subs, and now your almost at five times that! Anyway, congratulations on making it as far as you have, especially seeing you start out with Stardew Valley at just five thousand. Here’s to 1 Million!

[@daphne2blake]

I've played this game so much, I just kept yelling, "RESEARCH! YOU NEED TO RESEARCH!" lol

[@BoredTruckn]

His complete lack of even a single shred of empathy is... We the only word I can think to describe it is, Savage.

[@catsarebeans8298]

Nuggets: Wait, it's all Alabama? DF: Always has been

[@brinkstan5465]

We have an angel at one side And we also have Pam on the other

[@NiallHoranMonkey]

"in my experience obviously" DF, what experience

[@misteral9045]

Nugget approves of this video. Nugget would like to give you a nugget.

[@jayjazzy9708]

"sticks and stones and I'm about ready to break his bones"... Lmfao

[@thetitaniumbear3813]

DF : Ask your parents, ask your wife The nuggets : My parents are my wife

[@Draugo]

All this time I thought you were not building things intentionally but it turned out you're just unobservant. What a twist!

[@tearsofthelily]

I really need to see more of that, that was hilarious I loved it

[@jacobhamp3453]

Hey DF, I just found my Dino egg year one winter!

[@twistedexistence3603]

Oh man, you crack me the hell up! I have a feeling, if you were playing Pacman, I'd be inconsolable! Thanks for the yucks, and I look forward to the next =)

[@lukekinder4959]

Are these just the type of games you enjoy? Yet another game I have to show my wife, since she loves sims, and this looks kinda like that (idk tbh). Way to go, DF

[@SonataYanni]

12:28 can some come and just roll this a little bit like out of town a little bit, BEST LIKE EVER xD

[@brandon-D]

RIP Bob nugget ross, art in his final moments

[@therealshadykit]

Cat Town = best town name

[@DoomSnails]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

[@tiedeman39]

Imagine when you die the first thing you hear is "Hello my idiot"

[@tayslay3072]

It's been 10 years since you walked out that door saying that you were getting milk, the least you could do is notice me dad.

[@Rocketman1105]

17:07 That happened in Canada once. Somewhere in Alberta I think.

[@suliertitan1532]

Please do a series on this!!

[@SandStorm253]

Best God right there, just pick people and throw them at the other side of the world for fun

[@swaggymeowmeow]

hey god can i have some he- NO

[@daldorian]

2:20 missed opportunity to say “look at that they are smashing together” instead

[@austeyen5628]

Congrats on 250k!!!

[@Theirly.]

14:53 Flying Grayson simulator 10/10

[@butwhy8976]

As funny as ever, DF!

[@TerraGenesis_]

*when DF gets sick of Stardew Valley destruction and finds another game to destroy* Me: well fuck

[@dadodtk1950]

awesome video. I would love to see more of this game :D

[@edgekahn9618]

*This was a mistake-*

[@majikwizard5485]

you should just place a wolf in the middle of their town, don't drop it, place it so it survives

[@greenemario8382]

you had 2 astronauts just so you know, the first one you picked up was flung into space :P

[@unknownvariable2456]

at 2:16 the KZbin video froze and the audio continued for a bit and all I heard before it stopped was some weird wet noises along with "look at em, they're already falling in love, smashing-" and it's refusing to load now. anyone care to explain what exactly happened in the video there? cuz KZbin doesn't wanna load the video past that point.

[@lilygamergirl8366]

A new great video from DF ,awesome😄🙌

[@LeonJagerWulf]

Falling bear a first in any universe? I can't remember where but there was a sign posted in somewhere in Canada that said "Beware of falling bears." This hilarious thing made its way around facebook for a while. I'm surprised, being Canadian, you didn't know of this.

[@karensturm7316]

“And I just observe from a distance-“ Me “And kill them so we can have nuggets for dinner”

[@OrderedEntropy]

13:50 the lost kid himozu did find its way back back then in the blizzard good thing he died so we knew he made it back back then XD

[@DraconiusDragora]

"Gimme this! Give me the whale!"

[@RisingRevengeance]

Very much like whatever Gods is out there in our world, good work

[@youmustbebored1250]

Is it a good idea to give DF this much power? Yes.

[@AaaaNinja]

0:50 A suitable place for life to begin? Then what the hell are those things if they're not trees?? And those Elephant things??

[@cakehatzombie]

i wanna see more of this makes me laugh

[@thekittybeast9755]

Yay early, I was writing! YOU MONSTER. I'll watch it in the morning

[@rockydocky7541]

The KittyBeast English?

[@thekittybeast9755]

Oops

[@rockydocky7541]

The KittyBeast Just kiddin’ around

[@molybdaen11]

You have to admit: You miss the throwing mechanic of Black&White too.

[@lan5602]

I’ve waited so long for this game

[@BeControversialAlways]

"...where I am effectively God." OH SHIT...

[@sournote8610]

You are such a benevolent god.

[@eren9502]

YESSSSSS IV BEEN ASKING FOR YOU TO PLAY THIS GAME FOR SOOO LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kamikat5354]

It’s hilarious to watch you play god games

[@lamcreudhwd7039]

The second I saw who was playing I couldn't help but feel sorry.

[@Mario7p]

This reminds me of Bender on that Futurama episode where he played God on tiny space people.

[@priyanshugoel3030]

DF: 0:44 God :true that.

[@Daniel-br7pj]

Let me guess before watching: everybody dies in this video right?

[@greymoore7376]

Elitesoldat *before

[@Daniel-br7pj]

Ash Minter Thanks:D

[@kaleidoscope3234]

*almost* everyone, he left a few on the verge of dying

[@quartiermeisterf9875]

@@kaleidoscope3234 he was very generus back then

[@itsViirtueYEAH]

DF is definitely reincarnated from Sparta

[@Reydocl]

Hey DF, you should definitely play Viva Piñata!

[@ChaosRaptor]

I’d love to see more of this df - I lmao!

[@Zyphiir]

pls more of this i like watching them suffer because it reminds me of Black and White 2, except in that game you actually could throw them

[@scarletfluerr]

That little voice...."Nooooo!"

[@euphoric_loop9451]

The title alone is terrifying o.0

[@localfeliform]

All powerful; all knowing. Missing anything? Nah.

[@the_turnip_king3346]

Letting DF be god is like the universe doing alt F4

[@Robodav64]

I think you just created Ursa Minor at the end

[@nicholasturgeon5180]

I think creationist should watch this because I'm pretty sure this is how god views us lol

[@niaik3723]

You should definitely give "Black & White" a try! Both of them!

[@ladygrey7707]

Yay! Another upload!

[@flymoolahman2763]

The best fucking one liners this guy

[@KiraraLalaYT]

We already knew DF was a god!!

[@briezzie]

Please, please make this a reoccurring video series!

[@lukelee8212]

Hi df I love you're content and I hope you will keep on keeping on

[@dragonboi6744]

God: note to self, don’t give df powers, he would be a satan worse than satan

[@solarflare6048]

17:48 Desmond the moon bear.

[@Roseles89]

I had no idea this was a thing that I needed.. but I may have to see if I have enough spare funds to get this. It feeds into my years of missing Black and White..

[@name5598]

10:00 becoming a adult is the dumbest thing they’ve ever done edit: look at what the nugget had to say. look at the bottom right to see it.