"I'm Your Government-Issued Alien Companion, Use Me However You Like" She Purrs | Sci-Fi | HFY Story

[@bradyocum3699]

“To Serve Man” Don’t go, it’s a cook book.

[@anonydun82fgoog35]

"Then you put this, here, with that hand. Yeah. Then put some of this on, yeah, rub it on there, be generous. Then take that no not like that watch... there you go, see? Now put that there and press firmly. Oh yeah. OK. This is what we call a "sandwich". I'm going to want one every day at this time."

[@leonwallace9449]

A good story.

[@DeathclawJedi]

Gov issued alien companion. Hmmm putting myself in the MC's shoes 5 minutes into the story so far. I have one eyebrow cocked like Mr. Spock and a Sour expression on my face that would make Dr McCoy proud. Muttering to myself "Damn xeno's dam governmet sticking some strange outer space tart in my house what am I supposed to do with.... Oh hell with it" Points to the bathroom then the guest room. "Shitter and tub are in that room. Put your stuff in the guest room and help yourself to anything in the fridge that won't kill you." As I stalk off to my office muttering curses.

[@Deluge4000]

Yes! This is how the story should've gone!

[@jimmelnick4534]

A lot prettier than the spoken description.

[@armandoa2484]

Good story! But why do so many of these characters speak barely above a whisper? Darn it, I am already hard of hearing 😊

[@robertsuter4671]

Not much purring, I must say, but a pleasant outcome nonetheless. A second chapter should be written, at least one, but preferably two years further down the road of integration. Just my thoughts.

[@ZMacZ]

Too bad, no fur.

[@asdfqwerty-u9n]

bad sound

[@rayairey5770]

REPEATED STORY........ JUST. A. WASTE. OF. TIME