The Day Deathworlders Decided to Stop Pretending to be Civilized Anymore | HFY

The Day Deathworlders Decided to Stop Pretending to be Civilized Anymore | HFY | Sci Fi Stories

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@mikkelnpetersen Ай бұрын

"Weaponizing bad humor" is the most human thing ever.

@Allantitan Ай бұрын

Was far too easy too imagine 😂

@treyhippensteal921 26 күн бұрын

The fact that when they got control of the comms and didn't start blasting Free Bird is wat some would call "Restraint for fear of Intergalactic war crimes"

@troymoore7537 15 күн бұрын

'fortunate son' by CCR might have been a better choice.

@kira68200 17 күн бұрын

"yipee kay yay motherf*ckers" or "this is sparta" being shout during a space battle is one of the most hilarious thing I could ever imagine

@andrewatts7425 29 күн бұрын

7:12 “Rodriguez’s smile would’ve made a shark file a copyright infringement lawsuit.” 😂😂😂

@extremchiller410 28 күн бұрын

i definetly NOT write that down

@talisredstar1543 11 күн бұрын

choked on my drink listening to this one lmao omg so good!

@gabrielcusack-mercedez8859 Ай бұрын

There are two types of humans. 1) Those that read the rules and regulations so they can follow them to the letter 2) Those that read the rules and regulations so they can break all the rules

@verilyheld 26 күн бұрын

1 and 2 often switch, depending on circumstances.

@Katzztar 25 күн бұрын

I would argue there's a third type= Those that read the rules and regulations, so they defy them by following them by the word but not the spirit. Also known as Malicious Compliance.

@KagaiYami 18 күн бұрын

i wanna argue for a fourth type of human seeing as i am one of those fourth types. the type that dont read the rules and regulations because they dont care. also known as punks or anarchists. these aliens would lose their minds discovering punk culture.

@John-ic3ld 16 сағат бұрын

I believe that fourth type that KagaiYami mentions would be: those that don't care about rules and regulations and do as they will within the parameters of what they can get away with. I think a lot of good people fall within the 3rd type that Katzztar mentions below in order to protect themselves and family whereas many criminals fall into the 4th type.

@virtualatheist 16 сағат бұрын

5th type: Those who follow the rules... mostly. But bend them at will depending on circumstances.

@PyroMancer2k Ай бұрын

Xeno's discover the most dangerous human weapon of all..... Malicious Compliance. :)

@mikkelnpetersen Ай бұрын

"They actually follow the rules" Human: *devious smile and giggle*

@LostSonata 10 күн бұрын

When my brother was in the military he read the tattoo regulations to the T. Maxed out what he could do and got a tribal band looking thing on his arm. When the Sargent went to tell him something he pulled out the book that he had already tabbed to the tattoo regulation page and read it to him

@kevindale694 Ай бұрын

"Bodies" is a War Anthem! Love it 😂

@stevenswitzer5154 26 күн бұрын

There was another story that used the stomp stomp clap, stomp stomp clap as the war cry for humans to take action. And boy did they 🤣

@Crimethoughtfull Ай бұрын

The most disturbing thing about humanity is clearly not our taste in condiments nor our exercise routine...it is our ability as LAWYERS! THE MOST EVIL THING IN THE UNIVERSE!!

@devildog17013 Ай бұрын

Excellent! I was chuckling through almost the entire story. Well done! My favorite was, "yippy-kai-yay, mother fu... (static)".

@dieseljester 27 күн бұрын

I love how "Let The Bodies Hit the Floor" is now a religious anthem. 🤣😂🤣😂💀

@Raggmopp-xl7yf 21 күн бұрын

I loved how she was filing out the "proper" paperwork before the 1st "shot" was fired. And malicious compliance is my favorite compliance.

@jakeand9020 16 күн бұрын

No dad jokes during combat? That's inhumane!

@williamgore7309 Ай бұрын

THIS IS SPARTA. LOL

@geraldfrost4710 Ай бұрын

"Percussive diplomacy, with a smile!"

@stevenswitzer5154 26 күн бұрын

Excellent story. Glad the "hold my beer" energy persists into the future

@sarge12212 Ай бұрын

Very intertaining. I laughed out loud at some of the antics. Who knew aliens were so wimpy?

@samsignorelli Ай бұрын

Good story, but my GOD, the AI readback is just awful. Find one that can actually keep a proper cadence next time...this was almost unlistinable because of it.

@Digiimon Ай бұрын

Yeah agreed, same with horror stories or reddit stories channels, its just super lazy to use an AI voiceover, its not like they also take the time to write the story, its all already made, least you could do is read it yourself

@michellebarnhill5130 Ай бұрын

Personally I set the playback speed to 125%. Gives a better audio reads.

@ozramblue117 Ай бұрын

Although they’ve added breath to the sound which is a hell of a good touch.

@keithfaulkner6319 Ай бұрын

I wish you anti-AI nuts would shove it where it doesn't belong, and go someplace else.

@heihe26 29 күн бұрын

Let a Human read the Stories!!!!

@timconner7693 Ай бұрын

This was actually pretty damn good.

@marysmith-ps7uj Ай бұрын

I can't stop chuckling! Not a care in the world, and kicking ass at the same time!😂😂😂😂😅😅

@stephengonzalez5578 Ай бұрын

That counsel really has taken a lot of fun out of disarming pirates on interstellar routes!

@DireTacoman Ай бұрын

10:22 Oh, that line is gold!

@mikkelnpetersen Ай бұрын

Galaxtic advice regarding humans number 12, when they start humming a song called "let the bodies hit the floor", be very VERY afraid.

@lefterismplanas4977 10 күн бұрын

Be more afraid when the speakers start playing freebird

@ShAdoWj1995 Ай бұрын

300 as a historical documentary is crazy

@PyroMancer2k Ай бұрын

Well it was based on an actually battle.

@ShAdoWj1995 Ай бұрын

@PyroMancer2k yes but the movie and the comic are pure fiction

@voctorfloud9341 Ай бұрын

@@ShAdoWj1995so is this story 😂

@basildaoust2821 Ай бұрын

I have not smiled so much as listening to this video, well done.

@bradchesser2211 Ай бұрын

She had paperwork on everything they did lol

@EddieLopez711 Ай бұрын

20:26, eyepatch 😂😂😂😂 now, this was great. I'd love to see it done in anime.

@Bateman0983 Ай бұрын

For diplomatic reason, of course

@marysmith-ps7uj Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@timobrien2813 Ай бұрын

NN or ASN narrating this would make it a classic. Thank you. UKUK

@chrisdodds9049 28 күн бұрын

Ok this one made me chuckle a bit, almost sounds like a typical Tuesday for "the Merry Band of Pirates"😂

@andrewreynolds8395 Ай бұрын

My lungs 🫁 hurt, oh the laughter. 😂

@jeffreyshreve1277 Ай бұрын

Oh how absolutely wonderful! I have not laughed like this in a week. I would like to see more please.

@troymoore7537 15 күн бұрын

props to the person that wrote this one! absolutely hilarious!!

@Kialei 8 күн бұрын

The editor in me wants to fix the errors in these stories. But they are wonderful hearing them read out. Looking forward to hearing more!

@CesarACastillo Ай бұрын

I'll be sure to play Bodies for ambiance the next time I feel like putting my brother in his place lmfao.

@stacybender4414 Ай бұрын

Beautiful sense of humor 😂

@Zathurious 23 күн бұрын

This is not the first time I've heard Earth being classified as a death world. This was a funny and entertaining story. Good job.

@brendenpowderham6777 Ай бұрын

Gosh this would make a good movie so many good movies

@russell5078084 Ай бұрын

Now this one was Funny!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@WilfredRubalcaba Ай бұрын

Funny love it❤❤

@verilyheld 26 күн бұрын

"Oh, and I should probably warn you about lieutenants Leo Major and William Bishop there . . . they're Canadians, this counts as war, so . . ." "Hello, Bonjour, and WE AREN'T SORRY ANYMORE! ON NE REGRETTE RIEN!" cry Major and Bishop . . . "Oh dear . . . well, I did warn you . . ." Ten minutes later, the Galactic Council universally decrees "We recognise the humans called Canadian as a very polite people, so PLEAAAAASE KEEP THEM THAT WAY!"

@dorugu Ай бұрын

lool another set of aliens that didn't do their homework

@mothmagic1 29 күн бұрын

This is brilliant. What a laugh for Sunday morning.

@northwolfb.a.d3828 9 күн бұрын

The fact that they didn't make a reference to thunderdome sadness me a bit, ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@sankarroy6537 Ай бұрын

Dad jokes! 😮

@samuelramirez4985 Ай бұрын

madness.. THIS IS MINECRAFT!

@michalwintz7083 Ай бұрын

Absolutely hilarious 😂😂video😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

@georges8348 Ай бұрын

Hilarious!

@aragnee1 23 күн бұрын

Rodriguez and Chen, just need Tuesday morning!

@jerrylane1073 29 күн бұрын

Retief would be proud. (See Keith Laumer)

@Currently_Evil 21 күн бұрын

Listen i understand using AI pictures for this but that coffe mug just FLOATING in the air at 2:14 is making me whezee.

@lefterismplanas4977 10 күн бұрын

Why? Its the future

@j.t.harrison3203 4 күн бұрын

You must be an alien, to be so perturbed at a simple hot beverage container reacting to antigravity as a suggestion.

@warrentrueman8892 27 күн бұрын

Coffee = industrial solvent 😂

@jameswoods8849 13 күн бұрын

Love the story. Wish the reading was better.

@maximusmeridius1240 26 күн бұрын

Highly enjoyable

@swordracer 9 күн бұрын

Can we just get all of these stories as a tv show, movie series or a game franchise already?

@CountryMetal01 21 күн бұрын

I love these

@fanOmry Ай бұрын

Actually, if this was *all* That Extreme for none terrans... This was very admirable of the humans. Also, I want to know what is the default evolution path to sapience...

@EdricLysharae Ай бұрын

"F around, and find out."

@michaelpettersson4919 Ай бұрын

The leather Starfleet uniform look really cool.

@YoLo-bb2vc Ай бұрын

thats called the imperial federation uniform from the alternate star trek universe also know as the dark trek universe were mankind is basically the nazi's on steroids

@sandeepsaxena3364 25 күн бұрын

AI authored or not- this was funny!

@joannejohnson7006 28 күн бұрын

Clever 😂

@kazeryu4834 20 күн бұрын

Give humans half a chance and they all turn into Spider-Man

@tranquilthoughts7233 11 күн бұрын

Malicious compliance at it's best.

@myriljnewton5297 Ай бұрын

very good many chuckles

@WilliamCairnes-fi2po Ай бұрын

Funny! Thanks.

@juanitamoore3217 Ай бұрын

More emotion from AI reading would be really nice. As it is , it's flat and running sentences without any kind of infliction . Otherwise it's a good story.

@j.t.harrison3203 4 күн бұрын

It is against the rules to inflict inflections on non-human species while in the midst of a pirate induced crossfit event.

@Trafficaloco 5 күн бұрын

Super funny

@mikey08857 Ай бұрын

Are these AI created stories? I have to give it to AI these Scifi stories are awesome

@lieutenantkettch Ай бұрын

Ghost peppers would only work on mammalian species though.

@Apocalypse_Meow... 9 күн бұрын

Premature Molting is sooo embarrassing 😳😂😂🤪

@chrisgoblin4857 22 күн бұрын

Drowning Pool as a religious hymn hahah.

@westonhorn789 15 сағат бұрын

I haven't laughed so hard since the time, decades ago as a young soldier, we had some fun with a group of terrorists that tried to infiltrate our position.

@glundgren2097 22 күн бұрын

That first meeting sounded like a jobsite safety meeting! They worship OSHA like little bootlickers! 😂

@KagaiYami 18 күн бұрын

whats hilarious to me, is its clear that none of these people are punks, they're military through and through. i wanna read a story about these aliens first contact with punks who have also been through the military.

@koneko-6057 Күн бұрын

Id just like to point out that 'Peppers' are actually fruit, because they have seeds. minds galacticly blown, your welcome

@paulh6949 14 күн бұрын

11:11 xoxo Godbless xoxo

@no_sleep_animation3707 27 күн бұрын

Id have used in the hall of the mountain king instead of flight of the bumblebee

@j.t.harrison3203 4 күн бұрын

I like your choice.

@luciparadise6781 2 күн бұрын

😂👍

@rebeccascott6508 23 күн бұрын

Speed up the playback to 1.25 or 1.5. It's much easier on the ears.

@beverlyannshepard9691 Ай бұрын

Funny😂

@GimmieTheGaff Ай бұрын

Wow! I should not drink wine in the Sun and listen to these stories. I could swear that whole sentences were repeated.

@talisredstar1543 11 күн бұрын

"Sporting Grins that would make several predatory species fiel for evolutionary reclassification as herbivores." WHERE ARE YOU? *drops down hanging upside down.* here. GAahH!

@shannonriley8299 26 күн бұрын

laughed my ass off on this one....as a former two time loser...ie i served in both the usn and usar...i can relate to all those regulations.

@gazman50s Ай бұрын

Funny

@jyvben1520 Ай бұрын

"weekly" or weakly, and many other errors , "side" said, "hurting" hurling, "zhtl zh tall zh tell h taal" real name ?

@lefterismplanas4977 10 күн бұрын

In an other video it didn't spell a specific name the same way twice xD It was hilarious

@jpatchin7405 Ай бұрын

Amazingly BAD 😂

@NikkiTheViolist 15 күн бұрын

HUMAN HOSTAGE BEINDAET CHEN SUBDULAHD IN ZO GRAVITY to subluate: a pirate in zero gravity SALIAR SERENITY man, AI-generated text in images is so weird

@HylanderSB 6 күн бұрын

Really should get a real narrator that can do the intonation and rhythm correctly.

@tonyleukering8832 12 күн бұрын

Does the AI also write the video title? Someone with enough knowledge of the English language to write fiction should also understand that the "anymore" in the title is redundant.

@M-slash61 27 күн бұрын

😆😅🤣😂🤣🤣😅

@zarb88 Ай бұрын

why are they wearing voyager uniforms

@j.t.harrison3203 4 күн бұрын

Simple, AI can at this time only utilize images from existing data found on internet databases.

@ex-navyspook 24 күн бұрын

Personally, I find the most disturbing thing about human behavior is to utilize janky AI narrators, instead of putting out a call for humans trained in voice-over to narrate their stories, which could only raise the quality of their channels, and make them stand out above their competitors.