I made 1 guy fight ALL of Twitch Chat in TABS

[@DougDoug]

the general's face is squashed because that's what twitch chat's dad looks like

[@is-2heavytank43]

GuodGuod

[@Thiago-co7oo]

Why he looks so daddy

[@andrewpegenia2549]

Yes

[@StaveCoffee]

I wish I had a dad

[@kasonweiden]

@DougDoug either way he is are general 🫡

[@dragongamer364]

the fact that twitch chat made doug do about 250 push-ups, order 32$ of tacos, and then further got him to leave a 600% tip on that order is the funniest shit i ever saw. victory at doug's misfortune!

[@DrGandW]

Victory at all costs, specifically the cost of tacos

[@nucleus_underfire4666]

I love that doug has a greenscreen and the baja blast is invisible

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@noahhager1187]

that my friend, is the price of victory

[@stare4539]

Lol

[@imBailout]

Doug’s DoorDash driver not speaking English doubled the absurdity of the situation. Imagine a man you can’t understand just trying to pass off $200 to you

[@DankApes]

💋

[@miniraptor3211]

Honestly at that point, it would've just been easier to just say that some people online told him to give them a 200 dollar tip.

[@DaBaldEagul]

I imagine he was on the phone with family or whatever? Doug said the delivery guy was speaking Mandarin as he was leaving

[@just_some_dude_my_guy]

I did the math. That's a 631% tip. I think they'd be very confused even if they did speak English.

[@CaptainSlimeAndToast]

@@just_some_dude_my_guy that man is never going to udnerstand, in any timeline.

[@rooper-wv3ml]

For context, when doug went to go get the tip money for the atm he just left roach and chat for 30+ minutes listening to the microsoft flight simulator update page. it was just chat and roach talking that entire time

[@Cubicwar]

I knew he put the flight simulator patch notes narrator with only the 1 second it was on the screen in the video. And now, I hear the Loading please wait. 100%. Please help

[@JAAAY62]

Wait, that's so funny.

[@piperformerlycassette]

the. guy uploaded it

[@m4rcyonstation93]

real ones watched roach was bored AND the vod too

[@Ondemas]

It was hilarious. There's a 30 min video of it on the dougdougdougdoug channel.

[@electro___]

"Paladins" "We don't have them in this game" Doug they're in the game, you just didn't unlock them.

[@Kevin_Drew]

Sheeesh yur right CANCEL HIM NOW!!! (obviously a joke)

[@logemcdoge4620]

Despite doing so many tabs videos hes unlocked like nothing

[@electro___]

@@cseagul1 you need to unlock the good and evil factions

[@yogeshsaluja7008]

@@cseagul1 the factions need to be unlocked bruh

[@salemisjuucy]

@@Kevin_Drew you are not funny

[@allesarfint]

The funniest part about the ATM trip is that Doug had to race against the delivery guy, going to an ATM that was close to the TacoBell, he could have just picked it up himself.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

​@@EEEEEEEEstrogen

[@masterofdoots5965]

​​@@SomeGalNamedEve How do I find you so often? It's like you're everywhere

[@RobwithoneB]

I love that every single time the general has spoken, he specifically demands that Twitch chat has ordered an "OVERWHELMING AMOUNT" of anything lmao

[@djdexcat]

i demand a whelming amount of hobbits

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

​@@djdexcatWhat is a whelming quantity of hobbits

[@masonwhitehead7203]

@@irecordwithaphone1856 As it turns out, somewhere above 10,000 dollars worth of them, based on their performance

[@STIR-FRIED-SUBWAY-RAT]

Victory at all costs

[@prdus]

Loud and clear

[@JohnDoe-jc5kt]

"The dominant request from our platoon is baha blast" This actually sounds like a tactical maneuver and I'm all for it XD

[@micahphilson]

100% a realistic recommendation from actual soldiers!

[@RockMuncher919]

Now im imagining a pirate captain going "FIRE THE BAHA BLAST!"

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@YoSoySrRojo]

taco bell baja blast

[@BlueLiminality]

Operation Baha Blast

[@user-jb1ic3fb4d]

18:17 This bot is ingeniously designed, I absolutely love its addition in the structure of this competition. What an insane experience this video is.

[@Cinnamowo]

I love how fucking sad the general's voice is when he gives the final battle orders. It's like he knew hobbits were their only key to victory, and now it's gone

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@Tortaleaney]

@@Cinnamowo That's why they lost the enemy team had a hobbit.

[@Narrativerse]

Niko oneshot

[@smollander]

Niko oneshot spotted.

[@DarkJusn2020]

@@Cinnamowo Cute messiah cat spotted

[@noahjester8471]

"Sergeant, the troops have requested Baja Blast" 😂 Edit: I adore the General. He needs to become a recurring character in the Doug-Doug lore going forward. Victory at a reasonable cost!

[@cheesysealAnon]

do not forget the VICTORY AT ALL COST!!!! sauce Sergent

[@Bupboy]

Victory at $237.33!!!!

[@Sylas_Miller]

💀😂 I've been laughing the whole video.

[@noahjester8471]

​@@cheesysealAnonHoo-ahh, victory at all costs, brother

[@XD-tw4uj]

@@noahjester8471 *Sergeant

[@inklingsquid4688]

The ai creating a catchphrase that stuck even with a different personality is so cute ngl, gives it character

[@funfactmaker4924]

The chat kept saying it so he said as well as a catchphrase lmfao

[@Idk_vince]

22:39 the minotaur showing the hobbit on camera then pulling an Invincible by dragging him along the ground at mach 3 is crazy 💀

[@Sans3169]

@Idk_vince bro I was at 22:49 when I saw ur comment 10 secs after

[@X-SPONGED]

The minotaur pulled a A-Train on that blue -hawk- hobbit💀

[@DonQuixoteFan]

“Maybe this time you’ll learn, twitch chat”

[@NotoriousNastyNas]

22:37 so I get can time to understand wtf I’m looking st

[@religiouslyhealing5400]

“Massing hobbits can occasionally win” Spiff beating the entire game with only hobbits and hotdog plink

[@ItWorks7434]

Plink

[@gallon10]

Plink

[@truehexproof]

Plink

[@dirrbirr]

Plink

[@polska9762]

how dare you say "plink" it's racist to the plinkos

[@CharlieXnox]

Just so Main Channel viewers know, there is a more in depth video on the VOD channel featuring Doug's adventure to Taco Bell and Roach's time as head of the stream. It's the latest video in the "Roach was Bored" series on DougDougDougDoug if anyone cares to look for it.

[@stringedmouse7695]

Glad someone mentioned it

[@QTA-20]

Will do, thanks

[@rayzhang3425]

Series?? XD

[@BG-xn5tu]

@@rayzhang3425the “was bored” series actually lol

[@kfiraltberger552]

Doug- I didn't want it to seem like I passed him drug money Also Doug- "So, my friend made this 200$ in cash and asked me to specifically give it to you, a person neither of us knows. Also my friend isn't here right now, which means he gave me this money in cash to give to you and then left before you could see him"

[@carlotta4th]

The story is for sure creepy, but drunk people tip delivery drivers too much way more than you'd expect. When I worked pizza the drivers loooooved the drunk repeat customers.

[@TurbopropPuppy]

i mean, it's the 2020s, people know what streamers are

[@scoutbite4334]

People can just be feeling nice, or baked.

[@yversgaming5029]

6:05 I did NOT know Doug was chill like that

[@DartzinhoV]

He was a frat boy, it’s in his blood

[@emilygordbort7300]

15:29 Flipping the V actually helps, ive seen enough history youtube to know that you want to split the enemy line in battle. It keeps the two halves from being able to support each other. Unless you're fighting Hannibal, then it's probably a trick to get your troops surrounded

[@GuyPersonBobicus]

Tip the taco guy with this

[@tetradekagon]

Dont go against orders, drop down and give me 50

[@Pumpkinsmasherok]

​@@tetradekagon missing the random * *

[@radio5637]

Victory at 5 dollars

[@tetradekagon]

@@Pumpkinsmasherok Don’t question **My Authority** drop down and give me **50 Pushups**

[@micahphilson]

16:55 Unironically one of the best military leaders I've ever seen. If my commanders ordered tacos to boost morale, that might almost single-handedly fix morale entirely!

[@jacobjones1457]

@@micahphilson it's also a very American thing to do in a war

[@marthinwurer]

@@micahphilson unironically that's what the commander of the aircraft carrier fighting the houthis did. He's been posting on Twitter about taco Tuesday basically every time they try to say they attacked the ship

[@Oskanwhitchfather]

@@jacobjones1457 We fielded ice cream factories on ships to keep our troops supplied with fresh, frozen ice cream in World War II.

[@0xEARTH]

Wasn't there a thing about how the media or something knew when shit was going down in the US because the Pentagon would order a shit ton of pizza?

[@AflacMan13]

​@@0xEARTH Yes, in the 1990's the Russians always knew when something big was happening in the USA, militarily, because they always ONLY called a select number of pizza places, and all those places had been wire tapped by the KGB. Now the Pentagon has internal restaurants, cut-outs, fail-safes, and plain clothed personnel for mass ordering food when they need to. That's why The Pentagon has restaurants inside it, so they can order large quanitites of fast food when necessary, and they can't be wire tapped because to wire tap them, you'd have to tap the Pentagon switchboard itself, and that is IMMENSELY harder than a wholly external restaurant. They try of course, but waaaay harder to do. Also you can't wire tap an in-person conversation behind 200 feet of steel and titanium reinforced concrete. 😂 No wires to tap. This is also part of why restaurants started showing up on Military bases around the globe... strategic command recognized that if THE PENTAGON could get hit like that, what was hppening unbeknownst to the US' Military bases?? So, civilian amenities started showing up, AAFES became a thing, and everyone buys the "we care about the troops!" pr○paganda line. Yes, it boosts troop morale. However, it's also a strategic blow against espionage, by reducing how much Soldiers are seen off-base, if most of their needs can be met by ON-base amenities. It's the same reason Astronauts and Cosmonauts ONLY eat internally sourced foods while on mission... harder to p○¡s○n their meals if they're made in house. It's also why Abraham Lincoln is NOT "The Great Emancipator" everyone says he is. The Emancipation Proclamation did NOT free ALL... it only free in the Southern states... it was an economic warfare strategic move to cut the legs off the South's economy, by officially making a law against that ev¡| practice in The South... but NOT, in The North. The North kept practicing that barbar¡c practice until well after The American C¡v¡| War. It was a war strategy. Sure it freed people, but it wasn't the kumbayah, pie-in-the-sky malarkey it's been pr○pagand¡zed into.

[@Melonguy1337]

The video: 10% fighting 90% ordering tacobell and saying: VICTORY AT ALL COST!

[@anyapeanutlover]

Drop and give me 50 pushups, victory at all cost!

[@theredhunter4997]

I don’t think a single dougdoug video stays on topic lol

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

The DougDoug experience

[@alexiserlexcc]

VICTORY AT HALF PRICE!

[@destroyerlog3261]

11:42 can we talk about how SMOOTH that pen spin was???

[@masterpiece1817]

Funny thing not included about the Taco Bell order, he realized afterwards he should’ve just done a pickup order since the bank atm he went to was very close to the Taco Bell he ordered from

[@daniel_ljb]

Then there’d be no driver to tip 🤣

[@Dicaso9]

@@daniel_ljb just tip the cashier

[@Grumpy1174]

@@Dicaso9 Fast food cashiers aren't allowed to take tips. It's BS

[@Eighth-Eye]

@@Grumpy1174 Really? I'm not from the U.S but when I worked at a fasted food place we were allowed to take tips. Now a tip that size would most likely be split between whoever is working at the time.

[@Ninthalias1]

​@@Grumpy1174 when I worked fast food they didn't tell me not to. So I took them. However, I was rarely tipped very much at all, and when I was, I often gave it to charity, soooo

[@kasonweiden]

Now I can tell this is gonna be a dougdoug classic

[@lamppost101]

Real

[@ThatGoober]

@@lamppost101reel

[@Mr-Tonk]

ig reels

[@GuyPersonBobicus]

Reel in a fish

[@DankApes]

Mom?

[@DingusTheArtist]

I'm glad doug ate something this time, I thought they never would have had the balls to make the side character eat something for the main character's enjoyment!

[@SpaghettiConsumer-pl8gt]

ball*

[@Chris-vl1df]

​@@SpaghettiConsumer-pl8gt ...no

[@enchilada7765]

​@@Chris-vl1df L + ratio

[@Cole_Is_A_Mole]

12:25 DOUG DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE EVIL AND GOOD FACTIONS? HE ALSO DOESN'T HAVE ANY SECRET UNITS D: Doug needs to go to the medieval bridge map, where under the bridge, there is a door with the landfall logo on it. Staring at it like it's a secret unit will unlock the door, you will soon unlock the good faction and campaign. Doing the same on the man's spooky faction unlocks the evil faction!!!

[@JollyPlayz]

can u tell me every secret unit and how to get them please :D

[@janejanejanejanejanejanejane]

@@JollyPlayzI know I’m late but incase you still don’t know, I used the wiki page when I was unlocking all the units, they have a pretty detailed list with images and stuff, should be some videos for maps you get lost on

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

Doug usually bans secret units because they are usually incredibly overpowered

[@Jcakedafurry]

@@WhatIsTheHeatgood and evil aren’t secret units, they’re well balanced

[@ArtiTheFool]

Doug the kinda person to say "Imma kick your... Erm... I mean my ass!" when fighting his evil clone.

[@pineapplescuddleduck]

This feels more like a squeex thing

[@ShamesBond1984]

But like during that stage when they’re still friends before Doug realizes he’s evil, he keeps saying stuff like “You have a strong grip, me!” And “You sure are smart, me!”

[@emred4653]

He wouldnt say that

[@Bupboy]

​​@@emred4653you're right, dougdoug's evil clone would be his nice clone cuz doug is evil

[@ThatGoober]

Bro 😭😭😭😭😭

[@josephbogren444]

This video is like 5% tabs gameplay and 95% doug ordering taco bell, going to the bank for $204 in cash, and doing push ups.

[@l3ss7han7hr33you]

And 100% reason to remember the name.

[@ironman85000]

This is why DougDoug makes the best videos, you think it's about one thing but actually there's like 8 different hidden storylines in every video

[@Saxdude26]

The fact this is the SECOND video I've seen of a streamer's chat asking to pitch in to tip a delivery driver is the most surreal.

[@AliasEliahus]

I like to think the general says his catchphrase at the end of sentances even when not combat related "*exists bathroom*ugh that taco bell really did a number on me. Victory at all costs"

[@LadyCorthon]

*exits

[@MCisverygood]

VICTORY AT ALL COSTS

[@lamppost101]

O

[@lololordjr]

VICTORY AT ALL COSTS

[@justancomment4279]

*VICTORY AT ALL COSTS*

[@Icedemized]

VICTORY AT ALL COSTS

[@ShamesBond1984]

VICTORY AT ALL COSTS 💪💪

[@Maxim_Moldovo]

"I think hobbits have only won one time ever." meanwhile AstralSpiff:

[@OChunks]

HOBBITS FOR LIFE

[@Monkebs45]

Yes, the plinks

[@thewarriorcat3271]

All hail Hotdog Plink!

[@nathanhays8696]

i immediately thought of hotdog plink whenever he said that

[@endernightblade1958]

PlinKers unite!

[@not-german6054]

This delivery driver mustve had one HELL of a story to tell

[@Hasd31]

这家伙刚刚给了我 200 美元小费。搞什么鬼？

[@karoo5011]

​@@Hasd31probably drug money

[@andrewnapolitano8565]

@@Hasd31 The kind strangers in his livestream chat gave it to him to give to you.

[@nedabjorner544]

30:59 and so, kratos threw himself off the cliff, for he knew death could be his only savior, or smth like that

[@FireballN]

Yknow, in a good tv show you can’t always have the same protagonist. That’s why I’m happy that in this episode Chair handed the reins to Twitch Chat for this episode, though I don’t know why the bald guy is still here, some comic relief or smth.

[@danielwalker8133]

The chair did make a big appearance with that hobbit formation though, a nice moment for his character

[@stephanie_jjb]

"guns are better than unarmed children" that is a quote for the ages

[@alexandrejeankonghpps582]

@@stephanie_jjb I heard that as I read it

[@OfficialDiglettVr]

As a veterinarian from the civil war I can confirm that this is an accurate battle simulation. VICTORY AT ALL COSTS

[@theyugiohcardforger]

Did you take care of the union's horses? Auto correct fail ( :

[@kirun13]

​@theyugiohcardforger I think that was a joke) And civil war is from another doug vid

[@Philtopy]

Man I enjoy these edited Twitch streams so much more than the real thing. Its like a perfect fusion of everything funny plus extra sauce! *VICTORY AT ALL COSTS!!!*

[@calebtapley4984]

@Philtopy I respect your opinion, but the hours of chaos is so much better

[@Ihavenooriginalideas]

This is certainly one of my favorite videos from the channel. The general had some absolutely great lines. “We will not let any hobbits infiltrate our ranks” is so confusing without any context. And the ending. The hobbit just jumping of a cliff like Kratos in slow motion as the entirety of chat saluted him is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Please do more TABS.

[@notatimetraveler6444]

“Please… NO HOBBITS” “Anything but hobbits!” “No hobbits! No hobbits!” General: “Hm, I’m seeing a lot of hobbits. That must mean they want hobbits.”

[@238Hero238]

This was the best use of AI on a steam that I've seen so far! Basically just aggregating Twitch chat's chaos with its incredible data analysis ability.

[@swipajae]

bro this is my first Doug video and I’m in tears 😭😭

[@sebastianpalma2865]

The dnd with chat is my favorite dougdoug video.

[@RandomVs189]

Same

[@Saxdude26]

It's honestly a great place to start. My first full episode was Pajama Sam, and a few collabs, but this one is equally as rewatchable. Welcome to the chaos, victory at all costs.

[@lamppost101]

16:54 this is the best strategy i have ever heard of.

[@Xheddar]

Time Traveler??

[@Mamma1999]

@@Xheddar ?

[@praneelprasad5042]

Taco time!

[@lamppost101]

@@Mamma1999i posted this under 15 mins after the vid was uploaded so it was weird how I commented a timestamp from later ig

[@tezzla6358]

@@Xheddarhe skipped 50% of the video to be the first person to timestamp/comment about something funny

[@JacktheSparrow973]

Doug commanded to so much AIs to have a catchphrase that now AIs will make up a catchphrase even if you don't ask them

[@Kofhiliphus]

Filthy acts at a reasonable price: 🚫 Victory at all costs: ✅

[@EMan-xj5cz]

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap ⚠️

[@Pipothegreatfirstofhisname]

​@@EMan-xj5cz mr president?

[@EMan-xj5cz]

@@Pipothegreatfirstofhisname turtle?

[@andrewnapolitano8565]

@@EMan-xj5cz Michael Bay Ninja Turdles?

[@andrewnapolitano8565]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

[@tecno-killer7702]

Why isn't anyone talking about Meldys_ screaming "dream on" as the hobbit falls to his death? At 33:15

[@themattster]

SING WITH ME, SING FOR THE YEAR

[@Saxdude26]

D R E A M O N

[@F34RFACTORR]

We need “Victory At All Costs” merch. I will not be taking no for an answer Doug

[@maxtube1952]

It has to be the in the style and font of the Taco Bell logo

[@Froglad_714]

He has to give us merch or drop and give us 50

[@TheAmethystAurora]

He will have the drop and give us 50 pushups

[@m4rcyonstation93]

Victory at All Costs Shirt at all costs

[@Junkco]

Merch at all costs

[@codename_nons1141]

i have polio

[@McDonalds-Empty-Cup]

Holy shit it’s Egg

[@radiatingillumination]

me too

[@kasonweiden]

Maybe find a docter

[@Icedemized]

No comment

[@AutisticIrish]

Lol

[@Andrew19972]

21:50 Twitch chat freaking out about the "empty" cup 😂

[@ZoeyFish]

26:15 god i love the editing at this part. synching up the hobbit getting blasted, the end of storyteller, and adding the taco bell sound effect on top of it is incredible lol.

[@zynstein]

Guilty gear ost is so good, love that doug uses the xrd soundtrack for some of the vids

[@Jonathan-rw8uw]

I love that doug gave chat 1 minute to add to the delivery driver's tip. It doesn't affect doug but it can be a godsend to the delivery driver. That's awesome.

[@cosimariemer9243]

Twitch actually takes a percentage of the bits donated, so Doug actually lost money on this. Making it even better!

[@toast6375]

@@cosimariemer9243twitch takes just about 50% (it sounds greedy, but even with that they still make a net loss)

[@sebastianfontanez1081]

18:51 Chat should've had the General say "Victory at all Sauce"

[@Axel_the-Axelotl]

@@sebastianfontanez1081 IS THAT A CAPTAINSAUCE REFRENCE?

[@TamarinGuy]

I find the fact that Doug had to race the Taco Bell to his house instead of just picking it up, on stream he said the ATM was Nextdoor to the tacobell

[@SupaawsomeCooldude-xm9io]

can we appreciate how sergeant took in all the information of chat and still was able to tell doug to do 20 pushups

[@FreshFriendz]

I love everything that happens at 32:56 It's so genuine and authentic. SO GOOD!

[@MyPoken]

Dougdoug, gathering money for the delivery driver was so wholesome. I bet that was one happy driver, once he realized what happened.

[@lememz]

he probably still thinks it's drug money to this day lol his story made it so much worse

[@ElZhengeh_Une]

Captainsauce would be proud of how many hobbits you sent out there to be obliterated

[@random547gu9]

W

[@Springdude11]

Always remember to Drone Strike the Shire.

[@aka_miso]

The first chater was amazing he understood his part and played along beautifully

[@hamtier]

between the shuffler,the dougdoug challenge drinking edition and the DnD custom adventure dougdoug is just making classics upon classics this years. dougdoug is unstoppable

[@Tbar14]

i cant believe i was in a DougDoug video. thanks Doug. screw you chat. 12:05

[@reaperdragon777]

@@Tbar14 yooooooooo its a guy

[@Gammajuicesa2743]

*i secretly got rickrolled by his channel*

[@maxtothemax167]

!tabsbattle

[@hashimmooraj6239]

!tabsbattle

[@YF501]

!tabsbattle

[@Satellaview1889]

Gotta love how in the middle of this civil war everyone just stopped for a moment to make the organizer eat tacos and give a random person hundreds of dollars. Truly a "victory at all costs" moment.

[@jennareynolds1403]

This is honestly the best use of AI in your streams; letting the AI summarize a fast moving chat is super cool and really lets everyone have a "voice" because it can read way more messages way faster. I would love to see something like the general come back, but trained to really highlight funny/interesting messages in addition to finding consensus.

[@justinwilliams463]

The fact twitch chat is mentioned in the title but not Doug proves twitch chat is the main character, and you are the mike wazowski of the channel

[@darknessdarkrai4549]

that the twitch chat have the big in the make have some amount and the time mike wazowsky

[@BalrogQuote]

Doug is mentioned in the title, though. The very first word, even.

[@justinwilliams463]

@@BalrogQuotethat’s a letter not “Doug”

[@BalrogQuote]

@@justinwilliams463 The pronoun is being used in place of the proper noun, `Doug`, there.

[@justinwilliams463]

@@BalrogQuote how do you know that he isn’t talking about someone named “I” who was playing the game while he commentated it

[@MxMothra]

So happy that Doug did a collab with the famous video “roach was bored.” Truly the best board ever

[@everthirn5410]

Ah yes the classic Taco Bell and 200$ tip to a mandarin uber eats driver gambit, that poor twitch chatter never knew what was about to hit him. Fly high roach 🕊️🕊️

[@auden4531]

Your pfp of a cat looks a lot like my tuxedo cat Felix but the eyes have the friendly positive energy of my late tuxedo cat Polo 😻🐈‍⬛

[@RollMeAFat1]

0:01 was that WougWoug?

[@gvr2774]

its DougDougDoug

[@tad2039]

don’t listen to ​​⁠@@gvr2774, it’s WougWoug trust

[@mattk750]

20:23 NO WAY HE WENT BACK TO THE MICROSOFT AIRCRAFT SIMULATOR RELEASE NOTES! I love this man

[@naxmorvigatore4168]

20:30 "My friend makes alot of money and told me to give $200 to the delivery driver, is it okay if I give you this $200?" Oh yeah, sure thing Doug, that doesn't sound like you're giving him drug money at all when it's that vague and suspiciously worded! lmao

[@c02c02]

once again Mckl is a genius editor, the signs were killing me lmao

[@spaghetnoodle7706]

32:56 had me cry laughing at work, my sense of humor is so cooked lol

[@inferno3345]

WE ARE APPROACHING DOUGDOUG MOMENTUM NOT EVEN SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE

[@MrRobot-xs5jf]

TABS turning into a Mukbang was NOT what I was expecting from this video

[@tarcat]

Doug: we dont have paladins. The good and evil factions: Are we a joke to you? WE ARE RIGHT HERE UNLOCK US ALREADY!

[@Cubicwar]

That was exactly what I thought. But since it’s been some time since I last played TABS I just assumed it didn’t actually exist and it was all in my mind

[@qibbs8934]

its actually better not to include them since those units are very op

[@tarcat]

To be specific the Void monarch and the chronomancer. And two other units like the arbiter or the tempest lich.

[@Tbar14]

I was thinking of Astolfo from Fate

[@TheDuckyDino]

@@qibbs8934eh, only their respective bosses are OP. Paladins are particularly weak (tho twitch would inevitably spam those bosses the same way they spam reapers so it’s probably for the best)

[@five_bits9377]

I haven’t watched a Doug Doug video in forever cause I had seen them I all, I come back and this video reminds me exactly what I’ve been missing

[@playlikepig0550]

Can't believe they cut out the 20 minutes of Roach talking to chat while Doug was going to an ATM. (A lot of it was Roach advertising his youtube channel. 10/10, would have watched the rest of the stream with only Roach.)

[@mihaimercenarul7467]

Nah roach was boring af

[@Commentingstick]

32:28 this hobbit is such a hero

[@Commentingstick]

His death will never be forgotten

[@Commentingstick]

"a few steps for a hobbit, a giant leap for tabskind"

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

ParkzerParkzer and The Chat are the best main characters in dougdoug's cinematic reality

[@shiruotakuno28]

From the ordering of Taco Bell, the aggressive, catchphrase-spamming seargant AI, to the final hobbit falling off the pillar in slow motion, this is one of the most chaotically hilarious videos I've seen in quite a while. Keep up the excellent work, Doug!

[@helpmii215]

As the great general and Roman emperor Augustus Caesar once said “I came, I came, I came”

[@koolkid4825]

no way it’s the real augustus caesar!

[@Amerikiwi332]

the green screen baja blast at 21:45

[@sparrowcf]

@@Amerikiwi332 I saw this comment at exactly 21:45

[@Amerikiwi332]

@@sparrowcf nice

[@Mooseman11]

@@sparrowcf same

[@ejcreeper7282]

@@sparrowcf KZbin shows comments relating to where you are In the video automatically on mobile so that might be why

[@vicvik5305]

Ah yes, I remember this stream. The general did not listen to my strategy of putting everyone in the city

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

This was one of the only streams I've been to live! I was so mad when people kept trying to only have hobbits, especially on a limited budget. They die instantly. You need QUALITY, not QUANTITY.

[@WankersCramp69]

Only in DougDoug land can a general give a field marshal orders.

[@RockPaperBear]

“5_racoons are you alive?” “unfortanately” 😂

[@BalduinH3D]

Man i love dougdoug, i zoned out for a couple of minutes on my phone and when i looked back at my tv i saw an AI general talking about baja blasts and crunchwraps

[@L1kavDGM]

A new Doug Doug video has come and so have I

[@perpeder4370]

@@L1kavDGM 🤨

[@XY5T1A]

You’re so real for this

[@DankApes]

Twin

[@day7163]

Uhmmm ackshually you did not come out as you didn't reveal what it is specifically you were coming out for.

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

Please keep that to yourself.

[@Revanaught]

I cannot imagine paying $30 for taco bell Props for the $200 tip for the delivery guy, though

[@Iskolya.]

26:15 "We. Will. Never. Lose" Meanwhile chat: loses

[@CaptSpaceboyfriend]

Victory at all cost.

[@Iskolya.]

@@CaptSpaceboyfriend Is that a Capt. Space Boyfriend from psychological horror game "Omori"?!

[@CaptSpaceboyfriend]

@@Iskolya. Omori fan spotted. Close.

[@Iskolya.]

@@CaptSpaceboyfriend Your eyes

[@playstation.e7703]

0:01 i yearn a crunch wrap supreme with baha blast

[@carlitosortiz6621]

Do you perhaps care for a Costco pizza meal?

[@adamsfabuloustime5561]

@@playstation.e7703 sigma

[@playstation.e7703]

@@carlitosortiz6621no It has to be chicken bake

[@tatersalad76]

Weirdly enough that was what I ordered at Taco Bell today. It was quite nice

[@Asher-y8l]

Thanks for the timestamp

[@brotherbruno1783]

The General's orders at 26:50 legit made me cry laughing. Well done good sir

[@lord_flashheart]

19:35 Digital tip is no tip. Tip is a tax-free bonus for the delivery guy, digital tip is just more money for the company.

[@connex3341]

I would have never believed you if you told me that this stream would be a main channel video

[@Galendy]

32:05 Bro started sounding by like Markiplier when he started talking about Meldys’ mom

[@gandalfwhite306]

"I think its happened one time ever" Astrilspiff's only hobbit challenge would disagree

[@Gorvette1-hi4co]

I love how Doug got Philip Seymour Hoffman to come back from the grave to voice the general

[@finncole2586]

“We don’t have paladins” I’m in pain. I’m in so much pain.

[@random547gu9]

@@finncole2586 sad that no one here actually played tabs before and he didn’t go in legacy faction or good and evil factiob

[@TheYeetedMeat]

⁠@@random547gu9I'm pretty sure he doesn't want them, because the unlockable units sorta break the game.

[@lion_brine_ninja6407]

@@TheYeetedMeat cheerleaders

[@Archimedes.5000]

@@lion_brine_ninja6407true, hwacha with cheerleaders is insane

[@Archimedes.5000]

@@TheYeetedMeathe didn't even have them unlocked, and didn't know what Super Boxer is lol

[@AiriMagePRISM]

That Taco Bell delivery person was definitely so happy to get their $100+ tip… probably.

[@scalesthebattlemage4634]

Probably incredibly confused

[@testchannel8151]

DougDoug and his editors casually playing The Cybergrind from ULTRAKILL just 0:42 seconds in

[@Octo-Genius]

love the editing on this one. the signs popping up again and again was super good

[@justsmiletheking]

Doug's Doordash delivery person must have been scared to see a crazy bald man give him ball pit money.

[@Explosive_octo]

What i understand is that the morale of Twitch chat is incredibly low and can only be fixed by tacos and gifting exactly fifty subs at random intervals

[@fyra_cat2119]

If i was picked, id put a whole army of hobbits, with a gentlemen's agreement with the chat for them to also have an army of hobbits

[@Haqueleruil]

1:17 NO ITS MARIO TIME

[@Elitempesta]

MARIO TIME

[@turbo_marc]

MARIO TIME