a little late on this development but moon tzu was eaten and thus a point should have been lost by the chaturn empire

Imagine just starting to speak not english because it would be so much safer lol

Everyone yelling at him not to drink the gravy xD seriously begging him to stop... poor chat

As a cuber, if Doug new the sexy move the Rubik’s cube would at least be A tier

The doom music had me arming weapon systems

Gamurns

1:45 ok doug.

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you should do this again but with perfume commercials and how much gender envy they make you feel

Omg Doug! What a body!

incredible to see douglas before his baldness

11:10 Hey @DougDoug, you don't know anything about FNAF or its story? Well here's the lore of the entire series in a nutshell: The Full Lore of Five Nights at Freddy’s (Simplified Version) The lore of Five Nights at Freddy’s (FNAF) is intricate and spans across games, books, and other media. It revolves around haunted animatronics, tragic events, and the dark deeds of a serial killer. Below is a simplified explanation covering key elements from the games and books. 1. The Beginning: Fredbear’s Family Diner The story begins with Fredbear’s Family Diner, a small restaurant featuring two animatronics: Fredbear and Spring Bonnie. These animatronics used spring-lock suits, which could switch between animatronic and wearable suit modes. The diner was co-owned by two men: William Afton: An inventor and businessman with sinister tendencies. Henry Emily: A skilled engineer and co-creator of the animatronics. 2. The Murders Begin William Afton, motivated by personal darkness, began luring children to their deaths. He used a Spring Bonnie suit to gain their trust. His first victim was Charlotte Emily (Charlie), Henry’s daughter, outside Fredbear’s. Her soul later possessed The Puppet (also called Marionette), an animatronic designed to protect children. Over time, Afton murdered more children, whose souls became trapped inside animatronic suits. The major victims included: Five children (names vary but include Gabriel, Susie, Jeremy, Fritz, and Cassidy). These souls haunted animatronics like Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, and Golden Freddy. 3. The Afton Family and Their Tragedy William Afton’s actions destroyed his family. He had three children: Michael Afton: William’s eldest son, who became a key figure in fighting against his father’s creations. Michael worked at various Freddy’s locations, seeking to undo the damage William caused. Elizabeth Afton: William’s daughter, who was killed by Circus Baby and whose soul became trapped inside the animatronic. The Crying Child (Evan Afton): William’s youngest son, who was fatally bitten during the Bite of ’83 at Fredbear’s Family Diner. His death deeply impacted the family. 4. The Bite of ’87 and Other Tragedies As the franchise expanded into Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, more horrific events occurred: The Bite of ’87: An animatronic (likely Mangle or Fredbear) bit the frontal lobe of a night guard or child, leading to strict animatronic controls. The Bite of ’83: William’s youngest son who the fans call Evan was fatally bitten during a prank involving Fredbear’s spring-lock suit. His death haunted William and sparked his deeper descent into madness. 5. The Creation of Ennard Ennard is a fusion of the Funtime Animatronics created by William Afton in Circus Baby’s Entertainment and Rental. These animatronics were designed to capture children. Ennard’s creation occurred when Circus Baby, Funtime Freddy, Funtime Foxy, and Ballora merged their parts to escape the underground facility. Ennard used Michael Afton’s body as a host to blend into human society but eventually left him, leading to Michael’s zombified state. 6. The Fall of Afton Over time, William’s actions began to catch up with him: Springtrap: William dismantled the haunted animatronics, hoping to destroy the spirits. However, their souls cornered him, and he hid in a Spring Bonnie suit. The suit malfunctioned, crushing him to death. His spirit became trapped in the suit, creating the monstrous Springtrap. Henry’s Retaliation: Henry sought to stop William’s atrocities. He set up traps, culminating in a massive fire designed to destroy the animatronics, Springtrap, and any lingering spirits. 7. Sister Location and the Funtime Animatronics William also built a secret underground facility, Circus Baby’s Entertainment and Rental, to experiment with more advanced animatronics: Circus Baby: Designed to lure and capture children. She accidentally killed William’s daughter, Elizabeth Afton, who became her spirit. Funtime Animatronics: Controlled by a hive-mind AI named Ennard. They aimed to escape the facility by using human hosts. 8. The Events of the Games FNAF 1: You play as a night guard at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, surviving attacks from haunted animatronics. FNAF 2: A prequel with newer animatronics (Toy versions) and the introduction of The Puppet. FNAF 3: Set in a horror attraction. Springtrap (William) returns. FNAF 4: A nightmare setting tied to William’s son’s trauma. Sister Location: Explores Circus Baby’s facility and the fate of Elizabeth. Pizzeria Simulator: Henry’s plan to burn everything to the ground. Help Wanted: A VR game revealing Afton’s digital resurrection as Glitchtrap. Security Breach: Set in a high-tech mall, introducing Vanny, an Afton follower who is brainwashed by Glitchtrap. Ruin DLC (Security Breach): Explores the aftermath of the mall’s destruction. It reveals that Gregory and Vanessa survived, and that remnants of animatronics like The Mimic are still active. Help Wanted 2: A continuation of the VR storyline, further delving into Afton’s influence through Glitchtrap and new technology. 9. Key Themes and Revelations Haunting and Revenge: The spirits of the murdered children seek justice. Family Tragedy: Afton’s actions destroyed his family; his children (Michael, Elizabeth, and the Crying Child) all suffer tragic fates. Eternal Evil: Despite death, William Afton’s malevolent influence persists, evolving from Springtrap to Glitchtrap and even influencing new animatronics. 10. The Books and Alternate Lore The FNAF books (e.g., The Silver Eyes, The Twisted Ones, The Fourth Closet) offer alternate timelines and additional lore. While not strictly canon to the games, they expand on themes like alternate dimensions, new animatronics, and deeper insight into Afton’s experiments. Newer series like Fazbear Frights and Tales from the Pizzaplex introduce chilling standalone stories and flesh out the universe further. Conclusion The FNAF universe is a tale of horror, tragedy, and the consequences of unchecked evil. Its complexity invites fans to piece together clues, creating an ever-evolving mystery. While not every question has been answered, the story’s core remains a haunting reflection on loss, obsession, and redemption. Hope this was useful :D

Not having invictus in this tier list is crazy

18:16 he's truly going insane

10,000

it'd be hilarious if at the falling part chat gpt screamed "what the fuuuuuuck!?"

Sam 4,11,24

honestly they are for ladies and gays

26:30 Why tf did he put a black girl on a motorcycle on the beach for america bro

None of these are even close to Ole Axe commercials

I'm gunna use this opportunity to shout YSL La Nuit de L'Homme and Dior Homme Intense: two of the best men's colognes of all time

"Flap like a Boeing 747, sting like a bee" - Muhammad Ali

Wow i actually watched pure xs commercial like 7-10 years ago on tv

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Cologne commercials are WILD

Damn this is a masterpiece

5:38 the voice interpreter got caught lacking

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What mod is this if you don't mind me asking?

Coffee syncs so well with the Hugo Boss one wtf

and obama

DougDoug's CaleCale(ndar) when?

That was so beautiful <3 I didn't want that to end. I loved this so much!

16:00 Doug what the actual FUCK did you just make me watch.

Anybody knows how to remove the yellow thing at the upper left corner?

Yearn for the mines.

13:00 bookmark for myself

Ball maze should go in c

This is up there with Parkour Civilization for me

i feel like i'd be a lot more likely to buy any of these if i found the people in them attractive... become unadvertisable (by not liking That Jaw Shape)

0:00 Solving problems that no one has is so much more productive than creating problems that don't exist!

1:24 WOAHH BFDI MENTIONED

I legitimately don’t get how the Minecraft level up sound can be annoying

Jedi horse genuinely made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe and my cat thought I was dying

Watching these as a gay woman is both hilarious and SO uncomfortable

Watching this immediately after eating hits different

VICTORY AT ALL COSSSTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Skibidi toilet lore

2:49:00 replayed his reaction so many times so i'm leaving this for convenience 3:21:39 that entire family phone call, holy shit. how is every single member of his family so hilarious and good at storytelling?

i wanted to cry knowing that doug thought mike was the co main character and jasmine was the main character😭