I Made 3,488,566,729,453,999,124 Candies No One Wanted

[@calvinramsay1222]

This man does not stutter, does not scream, and talks in lowercase. I love it protect this man at all cost.

[@TheRichDoge]

And u wanna know what's funny my family thinks he annoying like I could fall asleep to his voice

[@KindaHekku]

​@@TheRichDogeThat's exactly what I'm trying to do when "watching" his videos

[@-freshsans]

DF: "100 million cooki--... CANDIES." *Old habits die hard.*

[@tinsley4032]

Timestamp 7:08

[@speedcat9984]

Now i need to know, how long would it take for DF to break cookie clicker?

[@yetisgoat2402]

so true, so true *wipes a tear from his face*

[@karakawa9458]

Same

[@theoneseraph]

@@speedcat9984 Considering that game goes to above centillions, I'd say a while. Unless he uses scripts to help.

[@KitoBallard]

I hope you're doing well, DF. Its either the coffee or som'in sounds a little off. Please take care of yourself (even if nothing's wrong, personal care is helpful) and relax when you can~ We care!

[@avillainous9721]

I thought I was the only one who noticed there for a sec, I hope he's doing alright

[@klm2fm4]

It def sounded like coffee. I’m pretty sure he had 2 cups during this probably less than hour recording session

[@thribsilva]

We do :)

[@rafaelutzul4790]

@@avillainous9721 same

[@strydyrhellzrydyr1345]

Huh.. he really seems the same to me... Not sure what u mean... But he is always coffeed out....

[@_zsebtelep8502]

We should totally let DF and The Spiffing Britt do a debate about drinks.

[@alantremonti1381]

Took me a second, but yes, coffee versus tea. Let them at each other.

[@metalheadmaniac8686]

I would pay good money to go see that

[@CodyMauldin]

Your onto something

[@KitoBallard]

Oh no hahah

[@AceOBlade]

better not that would be a War rather then Debate

[@spencercarlton4006]

I'd watch more of this game, if only to see how fast he can get to the end after an hour

[@jamiesz2748]

its not even funny how fast you can get

[@npiper]

Place mouse pointer on candy, turn on auto clicker, place mouse pointer over top list item, scroll through list, confirm prestige, total time 2 seconds. Time spent 60min 30sec, prestige level 100. The game is a joke, especially since it has a watch short video for double income button. P.S. I should note that my 0 prestige run was sub optimal as I was ONLY using the autoclicker and clicker upgrades for income, so 100 presteige in 1 hour is nothing.

[@LycanFerret]

I didn't even use any boosts or autoclicker and I prestiged in exactly 60 minutes. Then, same thing, but I prestiged in 10 minutes. And then, third prestige was 7 minutes. Now it became super laggy to where I could barely click at all so I only prestiged in 11 minutes. No autoclicker or ad boosts. I only watched 6 ads the candy for skins.

[@jamiesz2748]

@@LycanFerret 60 minutes for first prestige? only took me 15-20

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

@@jamiesz2748 it's because no autoclicker

[@OmniPieTV]

I hope humanity evolves to regrow teeth every second to keep up with this candy prosuction

[@flyingtoast27]

Horrifying thought

[@RoboPlaysYT]

Hi mr chickenpie

[@ChurroTheTurtle]

When a dentist has a nightmare, this is what it looks like.

[@neroclaudius6684]

Watching DF playing clicker games always trigger my "What the freak" lever 😂

[@Neslihan3464]

YEAH

[@username46743]

if only he had gone back and bought more of the first clickers, he would’ve made so much from all the upgrades

[@johnnyfiveisalive7937]

I can only see the first 2 upgrades and thinking how not efficient that is....

[@raulw858]

Did anyone else really want to see him use the auto clicker on the very first upgrade?

[@DGH03]

im glad i’m not the only one who wanted him to do that lol

[@Uniques97]

It seems like every upgrade no matter the tier, levels him up the same amount. So buying a LOT of the first upgrade should give him at least 5 levels

[@wdowa82]

Also glad that I'm not the only one

[@gamingsky5358]

Yes i also wanted that, played the game myself. Tot a septilioen and got 362 lvls

[@OS-GAMES]

On you're definitely not in your own

[@brianburger3050]

If DF gets as much coffee as DF says... I’m worried about his wellbeing

[@npiper]

Worry more about him if he ever runs out. Caffeine suppresses the GABA neurotransmitter but the fact is that his body has adapted to make more of that neurotransmitter to compensate so he can still do things like sleep and regulate his blood sugar. If he ever runs out of his emergency powdered caffeine stash he's going to be so over adapted for something that's not there the migraine headaches will be the least of his worries.

[@pjsans]

@@npiper So he's gonna go mad with caffene withdrawl symptoms?

[@InsertedFeels]

@@pjsans essentially.

[@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968]

Nah our man is made of coffee so it's all fine

[@SamiiSam128]

@@npiper And that's why I barely ever have caffeine. Caffeine can be healthy in moderation, but too much is bad. I feel so much better after cutting out a crap ton of caffeine over the past few years. Stuff can be super addicting and have nasty withdrawal if you don't have it. Drink decaffeinated coffee folks! ☕

[@Dontsleepkids]

Yay another video! I don’t think I would be mentally stable without ur vids lol 😂

[@uravgplayer7862]

Same

[@thetestinggrounds7855]

Who accused you of still being mentally stable? We all know you're bat shit crazy. You're watching DF. Welcome to the crazy club! 💯

[@MoosedUp]

You ok?

[@treytyer1629]

Same

[@RandomAnimal]

Saaaammmmeeee

[@abystander0207]

You know df has had enough coffee when he calls candy : goldfish (10:32)

[@FichesBH]

“You know you’re making progress, when your progress slows down” -df 2022

[@jinakim5221]

Weirdly inspirational

[@nickcarroll3104]

Me: I have like a million apps on my phone that i could play, including six different clicker games that all work the exact same, I don't need another. Also me: this addictive game DF is playing looks AMAZINGLY FUN and I need it IMMEDIATELY

[@gavincombs9139]

Me with auto clicker: ALL THE CLICK UPGRADES DF with auto clicker: I’ll only use it in an emergency

[@beetroot4798]

The little animations at the end are what I stay for..... And the denial of a coffee addict.

[@jthegoober9382]

WOOOO df upload!! clicker games are such a fun time waster omg, its so interesting how long some can go for. if you look at ppl who have been playing cookie clicker for YEARS, its really shocking.

[@Dimiotis]

This is the only person on earth that makes clicker games intertainining to watch

[@Dueiso]

I would love to watch a looooong grind on Cookie clicker.

[@simonliang6178]

DangerouslyFunny: Plays this game The world: BREAKING NEWS! A mass outbreak of diabetes has just arisen...

[@ionmaster9878]

Y'know, i've always found it weird- he never gets decent amounts of the first couple buildings, never keeps them up to state.

[@Nevir202]

Depending on scaling, they're often worthless compared to later ones.

[@milonchello1643]

@@Nevir202 thats a problem on some of the older clicker games, and even then there are some like clicker heroes were upgrading the earlier heroes makes them almost as good as the newer ones.

[@dandoesminecraft6963]

They become worthless and the auto clicker basically replaces them

[@BlueSodaPop_]

It always depends on the game wether it's worth it or not. Often they just don't make any money, regardless how much you upgrade them. When they get leveled up after a certain amount of upgrades or have decent scaling, they do actually help tho. In this game: not at all.

[@FemkjeMW]

I used to play like that but i don't think it really works it does help a bit but they should maybe compair both ways sometime

[@okok-nb5ye]

cant believe im saying this but DF actually sounded really mature this video, either way hope you´re doing great and if not please rest

[@ElectricoGamez]

Title: "I Made 3,488,566,729,453,999,124 Candies No One Wanted" Me: Have fun trimming down THAT number by half.

[@TrThCr]

Yo this dude honestly plays the most random stuff and it’s always entertaining

[@Maryaminx]

I'm genuinely worried about DF's caffeine intake at this point

[@nesiachan4534]

He swears its not a addiction in a old video we have doubts

[@monkaW_]

im addicted to coffee because of him, and im also addicted to binge watching his videos, i think im in trouble

[@ARatherDapperTapir]

Of course, enough candy will solve any problems we may have.

[@ElectricoGamez]

Title: "I Made 3,488,566,729,453,999,124 Candies No One Wanted" Me: Have fun trimming down THAT number by half.

[@gibran.zidane]

it will not solve tooth problems

[@ARatherDapperTapir]

@@gibran.zidane But ENOUGH candy, and you won't have to deal with it.

[@Catalin-Stefan]

DF: _didn't use an autoclicker in the first 3 seconds into the game_ me: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@harryslushie7341]

POV 3 quintillion, 488 quadrillion, 566 trillion, 729 billion, 453 billion, 999 thousand, 124 candies. Very Nice

[@harryslushie7341]

Oof 453 million I'm too lazy to delete it and retype it

[@LadyFranklin526]

Anyone realize how good this man is at math

[@khaleddaqqa9197]

I don't know what it is but every time I watch one of your videos my eyes get glued to the screen, seriously I've never watched one of your videos that I did not enjoy. :)

[@camramaster]

It's like cookie clicker. I wonder if it hits the eldritch horror like that game did.

[@DJ_Ligma]

I bought Luck Be a Landlord because of this channel and the addiction is REAL man. These vids are awesome.

[@xXSweetsMelodyXx]

If only there was a coffee clicker, DF would be all over it within seconds. 😅😂

[@ElectricoGamez]

the moment you said that and somebody already is working on that....

[@ElectricoGamez]

probably, I DON'T KNOW.

[@stekarkaytrio3268]

after a quick google search I found several

[@ElectricoGamez]

@@stekarkaytrio3268 W.O.W

[@ElectricoGamez]

@@stekarkaytrio3268 wait, shouldn't you notify Dangerously funny about this?

[@loganlogon3720]

What DF didn't know was there is a far cheaper means of getting Candy Man, just go up to a mirror and say his name three times. POOF! Instant Candy Man.🍯🐝🐝

[@maskedshadow5365]

All these candies are from the kids in his basement

[@alexandrerafaelblasi753]

DF is helping immensely with my insomnia as of recent. I always have something to watch while I can't sleep!

[@TheCaptain_tv]

That’s just cookie clicker but with candy

[@Zen-708]

and without grandmapocalypse :(

[@cdbs754]

Yes

[@Joe-mamma_YYG]

Not to be weird but your voice is odly satisfying

[@Void-vv7mk]

Yes

[@Alejandro_Br.]

Congrats first

[@zam0836]

Yes

[@Void-vv7mk]

@@zam0836 yes

[@fasdgroup703]

Omg you are the Chosen One

[@un1kum42]

What is wrong with me that I feel entertained by watching someone play a clicker game.^^

[@jordanspencer2157]

Who can take a sunrise Sprinkle it in dew Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? The candyman The candyman can The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good Who can take a rainbow Wrap it is a sigh Soak it in the sun and make a strawberry lemon pie? The candyman? The candyman The candyman can The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good Dangerously Funny makes Everything he bakes Satisfying and delicious Talk about your childhood wishes You can even eat the dishes Who can take tomorrow Dip it in a dream Separate the sorrow And collect up all the cream? The candyman Dangerously Funny can The candyman can The candyman can cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good And the world tastes good cause the candyman thinks it should

[@Ikidnappedgremlin]

Wow how long did this take!

[@jthegoober9382]

omg isnt this a parody of a song thats in willy wonka and the chocolate factory? honestly, im surprised i remembered it. this is a fun edit of it :D

[@chubbalumptv482]

Not long, he copied and pasted the song from the original Willy Wonka movie and just added dangerously funny at the end.

[@jthegoober9382]

@@chubbalumptv482 yeah, but it was a clever thought in my opinion. pretty original as far as comments go :)

[@jordanspencer2157]

​@@Ikidnappedgremlin not to ruin the magic but copy/paste did all the leg work

[@striderlumination9863]

I love how at 7:09 it turns into cookie nice editing

[@stateangel2300]

Investing in cryptocurrency now should be in every wise individuals list, in some months time you'll be ecstatic with the decision you made today.

[@abrahamreginald3151]

Crypto is the new gold

[@JohndJost]

He's Really amazing with an amazing skills he changed my 0.3btc to 2.1btc.

[@JohndJost]

WhatsApp⏬⏬

[@JohndJost]

十𝟭𝟴𝟭𝟱𝟳𝟵𝟵𝟱𝟵𝟮𝟱 ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️🇺🇸

[@PoliticsByTabith]

I'm from the UK,🇬🇧 I and my colleagues gave him a try and it has been good returns of our investment, Thanks Mr Andrew Mitchem

[@moostachio1802]

Yay another game that shall feel the wrath of df

[@DavidandPamPeterson]

what is this auto clicker called?

[@IconixStr]

Candy clicker on cool math games

[@IconixStr]

On Google

[@IconixStr]

On Google

[@FarisO7]

Why do you make these types of stupid games look so much fun to play. It’s a compliment BTW

[@GuhenousGuhener]

6 comments and no views. Wow

[@hackcraft_]

Either DF puts Minecraft as the game on random video, or nothing at all

[@Wyvernlord6]

1:37 then how much coffee do usually drink then?

[@Mobileaim]

Your the first youtuber I found that doesn't autoclick in candyclicker 2

[@ihadastrokereadingthis]

i love how whenever df gets high on coffe he goes mental, its importatnt not to get too many coffees though. occasional coffees are okay most of the time.

[@lordashton1777]

17:50 you can just hear a little laugh from DF!

[@jazshanthirumaran1210]

Df, cut down on the coffee. Your voice legit cracked in this video. Please drink coffee moderately or at least get a caffeine free version before caffeine overdose actually kicks in

[@LunarWasX]

i like how df does the stupidest shit imaginable yet he still manages to make good content

[@alexrivera6593]

Thanks for the awesome content ! It’s the best time when DF is drinking coffee and destroying a clicker game :))

[@TheSpiritFox821]

Ah yes another video I can turn off my brain and enjoy. My favorite

[@decagonibuswastaken7503]

If you are looking for game reccomendations, I would offer The Perfect Tower 2. It is not done yet but has a massive amount of complexity still.

[@farixguardian]

Ayo I thought it was a pretty niche game

[@luckydony6375]

SDV music in the background is bringing me nostalgia when you were a SDV only channel

[@Skenjin]

He is making candies. Now he just needs to spend them in Legends of Idleon. World 4 is right around the corner and even though time candies will be disabled there at first, DF isn't that far anyways so that's fine.

[@Lady_Diana_99]

i can watch this guy playing or talking about literally anything and I'll still enjoy it somehow 😌

[@HideFromIt]

where can you ever find a personality so perfect that some people would willing listen to them talking for hours

[@snakelifeswolfe3764]

DF needs to create his own coffee line

[@king_kingdom92]

DF: doesn’t use a auto clicker. Us: are you ok?

[@GamerXenith]

it was so satisfying how quickly he went through the upgrades after rebirth!

[@TheEpicHotdog123]

The stardew valley music in the backround gives me memories (only true DF fans understand)

[@georgecarlosalves]

Im 100% sure hes daily dose of internet, this Voice, so Sweet and calm, idk why but Its so Nice to watch yours vídeos, Thanks.

[@anthonytaylor7715]

I thought I was the only one who thought that

[@mylesbrown2764]

Anyone else addicted to df videos

[@nicolle4578]

At the time I'm watching, if we split the candy up by view we can all get 822,930,441,936 candies each. Imma build a house of em

[@Blaze5x5x5]

This is one of the only clicker games I've seen in which the actual clicking keeps up with the passive gains.

[@the4spaceconstantstetraqua886]

I would like you to play "The perfect tower 2", I even have a script suggestion for the start: So this is our tower, and these are our upgrades, the more enemies we kill, the more points we get, and the more we can upgrade. And that's all I have for script.

[@KingShepskiy]

Has anyone noticed DF now is starting to get on the gaming trending in like the 40s but that will change

[@ShadowGod64]

the title: I made 3.5 Quintillion candy. Reality: has quite litterally 2sx by the end of the video.

[@fasmir5688]

I have a game recommendation for getting insane numbers. Antimatter dimensions. It's a game all about trying to hit infinity and by god do you.

[@925k2]

Petition for DF to share his auto clicker with us

[@finlagganwightman9017]

Wow, I never really realized how much Coltroc has blown up in the last 3 years! Even Dangerouslyfunny is playing Candy Clicker2

[@rileyoneill7316]

yet another night of ruining my sleep schedule to consume a DF video

[@WalmartBrandClothingItems]

I was once playing cookie clicker and I told my art teacher that I would have 2,000 per second by the end of the day. I came back the next day with 44 million per second.

[@colt_schneid]

We all love you df

[@stabilizations3477]

love the vids sometimes tho just wish you would say where to get the games in the description hard to know where you get them sometimes

[@The24thWight]

I tend to agree, a lot of the time I'm not sure if a game is for mobile or PC or iPhone exclusive or...

[@MrChainsawAardvark]

DF needs to try "The Paperclip Game". Its a little clicker that escelates from office supplies to von newman machines colonizing the universe.

[@jshtng78]

DF seems to like breakable games where numbers going up is the entire point. He may play an incremental with unique lore like Paperclip Game (or AG or A Dark Room) but his typical approach may be very divisive.

[@ShidenSamikuri123]

You should play a game called “change a homeless survival experience” it’s on steam and it is very fun

[@charliedelapaz2696]

I always have coffee while watching DF's videos.

[@GutsInBerserk]

The title is basically the Dots candy brand

[@wdowa82]

I'm surprised you remember about cookie clicker and I'm assuming your playing candy clicker hope you continue playing candy clicker and other games your amazing!

[@nobodymcgeee5085]

This is the reason I stay up at night best KZbinr by far

[@gibslewiston8142]

I love how we could hear you go from realy energetic because of the coffe then we heard you crash

[@mentolkase]

I'm late to comments but I don't care. DF editing is on POINT. That's all I wanted to say.

[@wolfosgamers9163]

XD the punisher NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT, sound in the background KILLED me xD

[@alexanderjace5070]

Keep making videos and never give up on your dreams if someone says to stop don’t stop what makes you happy

[@ankl3shank3r85]

Is df a part of anyone else's nightly routine?

[@PrimeTrash1st]

Basically cookie clickers 😂

[@duck.306]

Anyone else notice how he sounds sick or dull?

[@kaidegarrett8832]

God loves us all so much I promise!

[@alexledet]

Love your little corner animations now! About yesterday’s game, know when the full release is coming? I’m poor but I like the style of game

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

16 minutes in Me:Wait he reached the end of the game already!? So he's probably going to just get more and more. Df: *decides* *to* *rebirth* Also Df: *gets* *a* *lot* *of* *money* Me:Oh no... Will he able to rebirth again in this video?

[@codydaigle9641]

I love these videos I can just lay down and relax watching these videos.

[@RunThemGames]

"I looked away for a second to drink coffee and were already past 200 million." How long did you just spend drinking coffee?! Didn't you say it'd take like 200 seconds or something?!?

[@MacaroniAndGames]

You’re almost at 2 million subs!

[@harrisonreid5128]

The coffee jokes are funny and all but I’m lowkey scared he’s not joking

[@Riftweaver1981]

what are you scared about? i drink probably more coffee than he jokes about. not everybody is effected the same. its just something i enjoy drinking