I tricked 1,000,000 people into watching me crush rocks

We're grinding up universes today.
We're creating a powerful tool of destruction today and I can't wait to see how far we can take it.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Crusher Clicker
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/

[@christiankeys3045]

Jokes on you DF I'm watching this voluntarily

[@Shadough55]

Same here!

[@Franklin_Johanessan]

Are you sure about that? 🔫

[@JayWheeler1981]

Honestly, it's DF's voice. Calm and mellow, like a hot Louisiana afternoon.

[@saltysmoke]

Are you? Are you sure he isn’t playing a money making game called KZbin and you are just one of his idiots getting him paid? He calls us morons did you know? He thinks we are ants

[@jokerkiller900]

That’s the trick

[@thegingergrasshopper3908]

"we are gonna add another tooth on the shaft, which is something I didn't think I would say today..." This kind of commentary is why nobody tricked me into watching DF break fake rocks for 18mins.

[@delmarclapp3350]

18 minutes later.

[@James1987nh]

You're not tricking anyone, you could literally just say "watch me crush rocks" and we'd still be here.

[@ext8423]

Facts

[@Winkyfacwhater]

“We love you DangerouslyFunny” we all say in unison

[@zerefrose149]

"We love you DangerouslyFunny"

[@fawlooda4318]

in unison

[@lightning4743]

"there is no war in basingse"

[@GrumpyForestHag]

Where is Unison? When do I need to be there for the ritual chanting?

[@XederonFan]

We love you DangerouslyFunny

[@2DuckingTall]

Perhaps we tricked you into crushing rocks for no reason.

[@Rwdphotos]

Literally played this just yesterday, then got it jacked up to the point of it crashing the app. Just a forewarning to anybody looking to pop in on it- don’t upgrade the spin rate too much.

[@randomcitizen801]

yeah, I had same issue. hopefully they add reset button or something incase something like that happen

[@EmodChannelClassics]

that just means you've beat the game lmao

[@Rwdphotos]

@@EmodChannelClassics pretty much

[@DarStaal]

​@@randomcitizen801you can literally reduce the speed

[@TGSamantha091]

Got to lvl 50.. it crashed LOL

[@xAkatsxki]

I tend to play these clicker games myself while watching DF play it

[@FaceParrot]

I crushed 625,634,553,535 rocks for no reason I made $723,564,927,374,573,283 crushing rocks $1 sawblade vs $999,999,999,999,999 sawblade

[@johanullen]

It's funny to see DF max out Power and making absolutely zero difference to how fast the rocks break. I haven't played the game but I'll bet my firstborn on that speed is the main factor in how fast it grinds, and you only need enough power to prevent the machine from grinding to a halt.

[@alexanderlambert295]

Having seen someone else play it, you do need a combination of speed and power. If you just pump speed the rocks still won't break fast enough, he was still probably overdoing what he needed for power, but kicking both into the stratosphere isn't a problem. Just need enough gravity to pull the rocks back down at that point.

[@RozexBang]

you actually need more gravity from my experience, gravity makes a huge difference. he overdid power a bit but speed/power are equal

[@DefinitelyNotAFerret]

Seeing both you and Intern playing this game makes me happy

[@FarisO7]

I mean saying you tricked me implies i had something better to watch over someone breaking down stone lmao

[@MatthewJavier-lu1bo]

Too bad he only tricked 410,315 people

[@user-ww5qd5gl1k]

Happy to be part of that million

[@user-tr7yg2zg8q]

not a million yet but i will watch this number go up with great interest

[@mitchellbonds766]

It's good to see you recognized the gravity of the situation!

[@vanishgaming3029]

Title isn’t clickbait this time, I’m proud man.

[@user-ek3zd5lj8u]

it's addicting to just watch df destroy his computer

[@Beargaming000]

“Sit back relax and let the chaos ensue” famous words of df

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF I love watching you crush rocks.

[@TheDarkKnight1-gm6hi]

DF plays on crazy games

[@colepetty6338]

“Cuz everybody loves Cole” aww thank you

[@briankennedy9345]

Df your content makes me sleep, im writing this IN THE MORNING

[@ethanuriarau2820]

For me it’s 1am when he uploads😂

[@user-xr6cs6xb8m]

I'll be waiting for all those promised videos a hundred years later

[@bbhiscrazybbhiscrazy4372]

This better get 3 at least 3m views 2m for the voluntary subscribers and 1m for the tricked viewers

[@ortsethos9250]

Am I the only one who got annoyed that he didn't spend the all of his money at the and to Ore Quality upgrade? That was only like 50k..

[@RyanOlivier-jw1mb]

Nice voice and calming music in the background truly a great KZbinr

[@hollylinne8518]

Petition for df to play fable

[@CarJul666]

Speed mining with nukes. It's entertaining to watch.

[@camille7230]

Here before 1 Million Gang

[@xenprophetxp8030]

Happy Monday!

[@KingKnightynight]

Happy Monday to you too!

[@calebfaucett4844]

Monday sucks happy Monday ain’t a thing

[@crazyboy-dq8jh]

@@calebfaucett4844HAPPY MONDAY

[@crazyboy-dq8jh]

@@calebfaucett4844TO U

[@shanekashtan8363]

I hate Monday's 😞

[@androiduser3895]

When you come back to this please compare the gears and see if your computer can even handle those speeds

[@suzettesingleton6214]

I love how the “small” spikes are about 6 times a normal adults height

[@allorfh2495]

Im happy to be tricked like this!

[@jonahking4832]

Always a reliable source of entertainment

[@MaxMoco-lw3dw]

I’m dying cuz his lowercase voice

[@evanrooney8447]

you should do another video on this game

[@Pixy225]

Bro I love your vids you never fail to make me laugh 😂. Keep up the good work! ❤

[@pyromaniacal13]

I'm sad he didn't crank the gearbox down to 1:1 at the end, just to see what all that speed would do.

[@Pomodorosan]

I played this and once I upgaded the power to like 20 Q, the entire game broke down, rightside visuals broke down, upon reload the two crushers were stacked up, and no more ore spawned, and the label didn't show the power number anymore

[@danwest6959]

Went so fast the visual went back to normal lmao

[@Myriako]

Thank you for this video! ☺🌺

[@im_snoopyrs8947]

really really wanted him to turn the coefficient back down to 1:1 near the end.

[@westyw6117]

Best relaxation after work!!

[@melissazoethout3097]

Df we are watching this voluntarily The only won your tricking is yourself❤

[@maxamouse8330]

more like 2,000,000 now DF

[@toblerone1582]

DF should take a look at realm grinder

[@jasonwright1687]

They say Fort Leavenworth is the only place in the USA where people make big rocks into little rocks all day.... But, here we are. 😄

[@kn1ighttt]

the kidnapper said he'd release me if you played rungore

[@johnnyfox324]

You better continue this lol

[@dragon_dude1635]

Title should have been “I tricked over 1 million into watching me crush rocks”

[@drholender651]

But DF has 2,56 milion subs... Then he tricked 2,56 milion people...

[@ethanuriarau2820]

2.57*

[@r1skyy943]

DF. I hope you read this, when you're 60 years old I want to see you play this game, and all that time you had a computer running the game

[@Entarra]

Broke the game so bad he even got rock bits stuck behind the UI

[@iamnottophiammelonlord]

cant wait for df to find out kindergarten 3 is coming out

[@clyax113]

You can't trick me into watching this as I clicked on this and watched it all by choice.

[@UnusualDomenic]

Tricked!?!? Jokes on you I watched this while sleeping

[@wolvesoth7002]

Thank you for doing this. I watched someone else play this... but I couldnt stand their commentary, I was thinking that it would be good if you did... So again Thank you.

[@TheNickAPlays]

I played this game for like 20 minutes my megawatts were so powerful my saws evaporated i was also on 1:1 gear ratio

[@Potatochum]

Damm i miss this

[@Naruto200Man]

Dangerously Funny: haha I have tricked you His audience: Jokes on you I'm into that shit.

[@JadeTheProtogen1]

3.21 JIGAWATTS!

[@guygryphon]

Watching him not level speed is making me go insane💀

[@user-wk6ve9ih6r]

I loved this game. But I broke it by buying too much power. You'll get to the point where it just says power instead of how much, and I could buy it, so I did and forever broke it 😢

[@wemity4043]

Bros playing crazy games 💀

[@josephelderfield]

could you do more box world it was really funny

[@khheroxasoraypowell]

you know a clicker idle auto game idea where you cant use auto clicker to win would be this game basic concept but instead of clicking to turn the gears faster you click to drop the rocks to feed the gears if you drop too many fast clicking at low power or auto clicker period it overfills and clogs the gears and locks the mechanism needing a reset to clear it so you pay to both increase the gear power via the strength of the gear ie material and the torque plus you upgrade how fast a rock falls by itself (idle play which can turn on and off if your clicking to not overload and it only upgrades to the max the current set can handle thus cant break itself also obviously upgrade what kind of rocks fall to grind down better materials maybe expanding on the idea dropping the rocks aspect of the clicker side is pickaxe mining so you upgrade the pick hammer ( jackhammer, drill, bombs, rock deleting laser etc) and the mining area to get better stuff obviously upgrade of someone else weakly lazily doing it or a slow robot that you upgrade for idle auto expanding on reset when blocked is if the machine overfills and blocks and full locks up it explodes breaking the mine and ending the game rip someone make a game lol

[@The_Dodecahedron]

i remember playing these games and crushing 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 dollars 💰

[@Avarage_yeepster]

Dang it I fell for it

[@AshlynnTheFennec]

lol i broke this game, i raised the power so high it broke the game, the math is not as high as most other games

[@FallenAngel-jq5lk]

In Czechia we actually have an old meme about a "boy, who came to play with rocks." So the Joke's on you, I'm watching this and getting a meme value. 😂

[@user-jv1dm3ip7c]

Bro like "im just gonna kill the game"

[@Xxjfkxx7]

So far, so good

[@alexsimmons1636]

Hello DF

[@aaronjones768]

“I tricked a mullion people into watching me crush rocks” the video with less then 100k views

[@eskoph1929]

At this point the grinders are spinning so fast they look like they're spinning slowly and they kind of look like they're spinning backwards 16:08

[@galaxic2332]

Title is a lie until this hits 1m views and I am here to mark this fact

[@The-VengefulOne]

warning this will be a long comment for DF and readers: I actually played this game before watching this video and if you get the gear ratio to level 3 and at that level around 60-100 then scale it back to a 1:1 ratio it breaks the game. Not that long after all

[@sayedthoz7950]

hmm seems like at this time it was only 290k ppl DF. XD

[@gamersweat514]

I will gladly be one of the million

[@iWumbo34]

We subscribe for the in app purchases! You're living the dream; one ridiculous 99.99$ purchase at a time.

[@Andreas-rs1cj]

If only the mobile version of this was as interesting

[@user-nf6nw8nu4o]

Hey Df will you ever do more stardew valley vids man? I really like those and you should do a normal playthrew

[@archer_of_azure]

It's like watching a lava lamp

[@retsopmisv]

on this game i glitched it to make every single rock a crystal(no idea how it happened) so now im like maxed out

[@justjay4272]

I feel sorry for those suckers that got tricked into watching crushing rocks . . . Wait a minute

[@JoshnS8n]

Quintillion- capital Q, S*xtillion- capital S, long n short played a lot of clicker heros and miners haven XD

[@greetedpig]

I hope this doesnt sound bad but he sounds like Caboose from Red Vs. Blue

[@starzlinger4886]

Is this what Clint from Stardew Valley does?

[@strydyrhellzrydyr1345]

Sooo mad .. he COMPLETELY IGNORED... ORE QUALITY... that was the answer you needed

[@sakura2646]

Wow!

[@elmadicine]

are the one million people in the room with us right now?

[@androiduser3895]

Oh man I wish I knew your wife's response to another tooth on the shaft 😆😆😆

[@Wolfe_Blue]

Great title. Probably going to become true in a couple of hours.

[@4NG3LxD3M0N]

love that it says rmp and not rpm, rotatios mer pinute

[@crazyboy-dq8jh]

lol just noticed

[@madkiller7778]

Damn it he got me again

[@joshuamangia932]

No u dint trick me in to watching..... wait a goddamn minute

[@itryen7632]

I have scrolled through the entire comment section and haven't found out what the name of this game is.

[@gabriellimzhexi]

crusher clicker

[@MugiwaraLuffy-]

How the hell did I get tricked into watching the whole video

[@user-kw7ie4dl8j]

i was literally playing this an hour ago.

[@ironparcus2138]

Hahaha who would fall for such a trick 😂

[@mytoesis5759]

i just got tricked into watching a guy crush rocks for 18 minutes