"2 blue balls making $8 everytime they touch a turtle" I think some animal activists would like to have a word
@theonlyamergeddon8 ай бұрын
Whoever that escort is should charge more than 8.......
@Zerolusa6 ай бұрын
That vegan teacher: X!!!
@victorc72654 ай бұрын
Game name?
@victorc72654 ай бұрын
Oh on crazy games
@Ch1l1C0nCarnag38 ай бұрын
What's stupid about this game is the fact the first jar is the best one, because it has nothing messing with the balls. With the same level of investment, Jar 1 is better than Jar 6 despite being the same size and shape with the same pads, because Jar 1 doesn't have anything else in there.
@Finnthechatlmao8 ай бұрын
Jar 2s tiny jar is overpowered so jar 2 is actually better
@blujay13048 ай бұрын
Well.... you are entitled to an opinion
@frenchtoast.mp48 ай бұрын
i also feel like merging balls is useless for a long time since having more balls increases the chance of bouncing on a pad, thus getting more money. if it doubled then yeah, itd be worth it, but the only upgrade is getting more money from the X2.
@TheGodIvy8 ай бұрын
@@blujay1304 how tf is that an opinion?
@blujay13048 ай бұрын
@@TheGodIvy the opinion is that it's stupid, some people probably don't care, which that is also an "Opinion"
@ZerifShadow8 ай бұрын
2:15 "we've got 2 blue balls in fact." Bro November is over
@Pittato8 ай бұрын
I feel like this has to be someone’s first attempt at making a game. Unsatisfying pad placement, income not scaling with multiple areas, and the literal first area being better by not having crap getting in the way.
@titusfortunus29168 ай бұрын
Actually... a large portion of this is by design. It's called fun pain. They give you the 2 big pads at the beginning, then leave that unsatisfying pad open until the veeery end, to pressure you into watching ads and paying money to get pads faster to fill the unsatisfying spot. The reason the other shapes are less efficient is deceptive: so that you earn money slower over time, making it more likely to take longer and spend money and watch ads more. You're less likely to upgrade the first one than the latest ones, because natural curiosity and game sense says "higher level = better!"
@titusfortunus29168 ай бұрын
This is a scummy mobile game, in other words.
@Ragnarra8 ай бұрын
Devs have to start somewhere.
@FarisO78 ай бұрын
0:54 You should probably see a doctor
@OliverLy-c4q8 ай бұрын
yea
@Astraeus..8 ай бұрын
I mean.....theoretically speaking if you "could" put enough bouncing balls into a small enough space you actually would create a black hole at some point. Once the mass and energy density was compressed into a small enough space that's exactly what would happen......
@cryptic45198 ай бұрын
bro shut up 🤓🤓🤓🤓
@Unity8118 ай бұрын
@@cryptic4519 he's right tho, what he said wasn't even that complex, don't be a toolbag
@iglskis8 ай бұрын
@@cryptic4519just look at your pfp kid this is the world right now and this person is just saying a fact
@myguy92208 ай бұрын
@@cryptic4519bro is just sad cuz he got no friends
@Jet3077 ай бұрын
@@cryptic4519hes mad
@NaHBrO7338 ай бұрын
Classic DF not realizing money isn't separate between jars
@gachalifelilly8 ай бұрын
Ikr 😂
@demonzrising25456 ай бұрын
Well he figured it out by 8:30
@Alexander-l5h8y8 ай бұрын
The effort DF put into this video is incredible. You can tell he has a passion for playing with his balls.
@w.dgaming18 ай бұрын
lol
@diamondplayz21458 ай бұрын
“Turtle pancake” is a perfect name for a button
@leowan_24078 ай бұрын
0:54 out of context DF “One of my balls is enlarged and I don’t know what to do about it.”
@jenswindey91678 ай бұрын
wtf, lol
@Kibbles38 ай бұрын
Don’t forget his two blue balls at 2:14
@lucas_delannoy5 ай бұрын
Hope he wasn't talking about *these* balls
@CasuallyShadow8 ай бұрын
Alternate title: DF talks about balls for fifteen minutes straight
@BennyLlama398 ай бұрын
DF: "...Bouncing on what appears to be a turtle in pancake form." Me: Or the Dollar Store equivalent of a bar of Irish Spring soap. 😀
@Timmyk9878 ай бұрын
How many times did DF say balls in this video. His neighbours are gonna call him a therapist.
@M.St.J.8 ай бұрын
Why is a glass box full of bouncing balls so entertaining to me? Something is definitely wrong with me. Also I think the ball havens that are out of focus switch to an idle timer that calculates the income differently so your favorite bouncy ball boundary box to watch is always the breadwinner. I.E. unlocking the next box and throwing a bunch of balls in then switching to the original one you make money quite a bit faster without changing the first box so I think they boost the active box but not to the full value of the other boxes. Also I know container and box aren't directly interchangeable but ball and box both start with B and I have the mentality of a child when videogames enter the equation.
@CarJul6668 ай бұрын
Chaos in a bottle with great commentary. Thanks DF.
@Drugggo8 ай бұрын
Thanks for even uploading on Easter DF! Happy Easter evryone!
@thesisbrogamers40138 ай бұрын
df is officially addicted to playing with balls
@Idiotstick-ck2mv8 ай бұрын
THERE WAS NO POINT IN MERGING THE BALLS, ALL YOU DO IS LOOSE, AND THE FACT THAT HE DIDN'T NOTICE TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH
@titusfortunus29168 ай бұрын
From $1 to $2 is worth it, because it increases the multiplier while still maintaining profit disparity, and same for $2 to $4, but everything after is trash.
@ThedadomgАй бұрын
0:55 “one of my balls just got enlarged” that’s not something you hear everyday😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chicogoes76068 ай бұрын
0:18 is so relatable
@koo9ol8 ай бұрын
0:54 is more relatable
@Protogen_friend2 ай бұрын
🤨📸
@boowie28158 ай бұрын
take a shot every time DF says „balls“
@jackscothgaming56106 ай бұрын
Be drunk about 5 minutes in
@DirtyCasual6 ай бұрын
Commenting from the afterlife
@Zemelonturtle4 ай бұрын
Guess I'll die of alcohol poisoning
@amfrog8 ай бұрын
I will forever call a square green pillow a “Turtle Pancake.” That hit my giggle dick. Happy Easter, DF.
@DefinitelyNotAFerret8 ай бұрын
I'm sorry... your what?
@punypennguin128 ай бұрын
Your giggle WHAT?
@purple81878 ай бұрын
Hmmm yes, your giggle richard
@Lodada8 ай бұрын
Love your videos!
@iPlay_CJ8 ай бұрын
You’ve been a member for how long on this channel…
@iPlay_CJ8 ай бұрын
5 years and 6 months…..
@iPlay_CJ8 ай бұрын
How is that humanly possible
@The_Hanged-Man8 ай бұрын
"Turtle pancake"... Good name for a button
@chilidog24695 ай бұрын
“One of my balls is enlarged and I don’t know what to do about it” - DF
@CrowVSMyFootball8 ай бұрын
Dangerously Funny can never get enough balls
@joekyu25178 ай бұрын
I feel like all the variety yters either share games or yoink from eachother because I feel like iv seen someone play this recently, I get to see how different ppl play the same games though so I’m not complaining
@shephèrd63818 ай бұрын
lotta balls in this vid 10/10👍🏽
@CrossifiXD7 ай бұрын
"one of my balls is enlarged and i dont know what im supposed to do about it" Lmao 😭😭
@Toxic_Aura8 ай бұрын
Bro really said 'balls' 249 times in a video 😂
@PhoenixAteTbh8 ай бұрын
You counted 💀
@thehourglass842 ай бұрын
This guy should have more likes.
@CelebitheAdorablePokemon8 ай бұрын
take a drink everytime he mentions balls
@Snitskuke8 ай бұрын
This is some classic DF
@PhoenixAteTbh8 ай бұрын
No it's not-
@D_rock_but_from_chicago7 ай бұрын
I like how when DF had a wheal for his balls he said ,” yeah we take care of our … possessions.” And I knew he was gonna say ,” yeah we take care of our balls
@DarkBlitzPower8 ай бұрын
Petition for DF to rename this to “I Bounced Balls.” 👇🏾
@greaves35198 ай бұрын
boutta head to sleep, this is my DF video of choice to sleep to today
@whytfdidytintroducehandles8 ай бұрын
The title basically sums up a professional basketballer
@kaz-v2b8 ай бұрын
0:54 🎵🎵Do nothing about it🎵🎵
@ev30208 ай бұрын
we take care of our uh (possessions) here 4:12
@Boyroblos_Admin8 ай бұрын
I'm addicted to your channel.
@gravitylegendplayz42478 ай бұрын
The amount of times he has said BaLLs🌚
@Zacian2.08 ай бұрын
DF blueballed his turtles 2:12
@trick130o58 ай бұрын
Are you gonna return to stardew valley ever? 1.6 just came out, and i feel like you would enjoy it.(viewers too😅)
@saskehere16384 ай бұрын
WHEN DID HE PLAY STARDEW VALLEY HOW DID I MISS IT
@ericgengler13346 ай бұрын
Bro is on crazy games
@derekf77988 ай бұрын
You should have gone to the 2nd map. It had a box that traps the balls and the pad is like double.
@hostiliteaa8 ай бұрын
if anyones playing a drinking game, take the word ball off your list or you may not survive till the end of the vid
@pup_36138 ай бұрын
I’m glad there was a pair for the blue balls
@AaronLyNxAI8 ай бұрын
I'm building a roblox tycoon game where "friends" "choose" to help you mine to get rich. Will take a while as I'm just learning but hopefully one day one of my games is in a DF or Gray video
@sengelsarmurmu9238 ай бұрын
When the creator says “marge the ball 🌚🌝 ” I hate my mind 🥲
@jackscothgaming56106 ай бұрын
Here’s a fun game, Take a shot every time he says ball
@WestonsClipz2 ай бұрын
We take good care of.. uhh our possessions💀
@dinogamer27453 ай бұрын
haha balls get it? its funny because he said balls
@blackblade990098 ай бұрын
00:53 If your balls are enlarged see a doctor.
@ashtonboutwell61548 ай бұрын
there is a scp that would make this game a joke. scp-018 also known as the super ball.
@FarisO78 ай бұрын
Leave it to DF to make a video about bouncing balls
@monicabrooks60008 ай бұрын
a yo chhhhhiiiiiillllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@KarlaRei8 ай бұрын
DF with eyes is very disconcerting.
@entity_error_4_0_46 ай бұрын
$8 evey time my blue ball gets touched is a good deal
@lezgo_infnity2368 ай бұрын
0:54 everyone went to the comments
@JunkNetwork1238 ай бұрын
He is slowly becoming a png-tuber
@johncarr6558 ай бұрын
Whats this game called
@PhoenixAteTbh8 ай бұрын
Idle bouncy ball
@Average-x1i5 ай бұрын
Dang bro you got balls
@devencutler8 ай бұрын
2:04 im fmiliyer with that
@BrendanIbarraАй бұрын
Wtf is that grammar
@super19.8 ай бұрын
Can we get a ball counter
@ElizabethKline-lp2ud8 ай бұрын
I love your content
@officiallygoated435 ай бұрын
game?
@Helicard8 ай бұрын
Not all balls are equal. The left one is always larger
@simpleman8068 ай бұрын
This May, my wife and I will be married 20yrs. I'm an expert on blue balls
@Thespaceseal98783 ай бұрын
I could fall asleep to your voise
@Edward_payne5 ай бұрын
We got blue balled
@jekebe48588 ай бұрын
Did I make a wrong turn at Ballbuquerque and end up in a Dex video?
@Hurricane_playsАй бұрын
0:24 that's not good you should get that checked out
@SnkAtkPewPew769dmg8 ай бұрын
It's likely the ones that aren't on screen are making passive income, and the animation only happens while looking at the jar specifically
@Ca2nipthegreat1221 күн бұрын
He’s got blue balls
@Phantom909878 ай бұрын
I swear intern is df’s alt
@LokiUrmum7 ай бұрын
What is this game called?
@harryabercrombie90368 ай бұрын
Play Croakoloko, it's a game about frogs...
@Phoa_Moon8 ай бұрын
babee tortle
@ScoratoUzumaki2 ай бұрын
What is the game called
@NeonCharmisdagoat29 күн бұрын
Idle bouncy ball
@Plutoburrito2528 ай бұрын
BALLS!!!
@LudovicRose-w2p4 ай бұрын
It's called balls bounce
@waldfruchttee8 ай бұрын
profecional CBT be like:
@incrediblebat8 ай бұрын
N8 is king
@HenrySweeten5 ай бұрын
we have less balls....
@bomis96308 ай бұрын
Deaf people:😊 Blind people:💀
@thatoneguy123475 ай бұрын
i love ball games XD
@alanphipps8 ай бұрын
I got bored when i played this 2 years ago
@Joonsthings8 ай бұрын
wow so many balls
@shelbyshark09574 ай бұрын
Big blue ball
@Goofyplayz-km1pm2 ай бұрын
pov me every time i here his voice 2:15
@victorc72654 ай бұрын
game name?
@AshtonHeisey8 ай бұрын
I GOT LIKE 101, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO, big fan btw LOVE YOU DANGEROUSLY
@patriciavancaneghem45748 ай бұрын
Wat is the name.
@dogedog24478 ай бұрын
In the description
@Trelathon8 ай бұрын
Game name pla
@CinnaTea37 ай бұрын
Idle bouncy ball
@Trelathon8 ай бұрын
Game nane pls
@Zelink-gh7cp8 ай бұрын
Hey anyone know of a game I can get on my computer?
@vegeta48828 ай бұрын
Dead cells
@Nanoooy8 ай бұрын
What games do you like and how much money are you willing to spend?
@nugget90798 ай бұрын
One shot (Mistery, puzzle, 2d)
@Zelink-gh7cp8 ай бұрын
@@nugget9079 oh that sounds fun ty
@Gaming_With_Sarcasm8 ай бұрын
It really depends on what type of game you want
@kennycarter56828 ай бұрын
it has to be a mobile game due to the ad buttons
@starman58558 ай бұрын
If I had to guess, I'd say it's a Coolmath game. That site has the "ad button" feature.