I Made A GameShow To Torture Youtubers

[@SamHuggins]

As the loser of the game show, I feel like I won

[@a_fuckin_spacemarine7514]

A good sport

[@Jeffxm003]

Well your soul was saved so there is that…

[@genzo454]

I mean, you did win though.

[@guylikesbananas3986]

YYYYYEEEEEEaaaaaaAAAAHHHH

[@BluWoolify]

This is like those experiments that they did in the 50s that we look at now and go; "oh, this is unimaginably unethical"

[@thiscannotbeyourname]

You get my "Best comment I've read of the day" award.

[@caberwikijack]

On the contrary, I don't think he went far enough.

[@BluWoolify]

@@caberwikijack it was simpler times back in October, our society wasn't as grizzled or jaded as we are now

[@aly2833]

“Just get money”

[@ThatWildcard]

CIA-grade gaslighting in action

[@chuckwagon3718]

"I'm gonna make the argument that good people concede at sorcery speed." "I do it at instant speed." "Yeah I'm gonna stand by what I just said."

[@Ashebrethafe]

In flavor terms, conceding represents planeswalking away from the battlefield -- so I can imagine a Vorthos player who _used_ to concede at instant speed, but hasn't done so since _Future Sight,_ when the Mending happened. (The Mending was the event represented by the card The Mending of Dominaria, which fundamentally changed the nature of planeswalking and caused planeswalkers to lose their godlike powers. The War of the Spark was Nicol Bolas's attempt to regain those powers.)

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

@@Ashebrethafe ah yes Nicol Bolas wanted to concede at instant speed

[@lorekeeper685]

@@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena truely a villian

[@VVheeli]

New Magic ruling: conceding has to be consensual. All players must agree to let a concede go through.

[@lorekeeper685]

@@VVheeli Nicol bolas can probably do at instant speed

[@BlackfeatherMain]

"colorless by definition isn't a color" "then why did Dave get it right" the best game show ever made

[@Chris-et3xh]

I know it's all a meme, but that question/answer actually bothers me because colorless is NOT a color. MTG has only 5 colors, and colorless purposefully isn't included in those 5. Oh well lol. I know it was "brown" and "silver" way back when, but it's identity now is definitely not that of a color.

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

@@Chris-et3xh technically anything that has the defined properties of black would be colorless and thus invisible. If we define the color black as the absence of all light or something that is black as something that absorbs all light, like a blackhole. Then there would be nothing to reflect into our eyes thus the object would be invisible to us.

[@schrodingersowl8774]

@@Chris-et3xh in game it is some eldrazi actually use colorless mana specifically like kozilek the great distortion

[@gorg9928]

The eldrazi Made Colorless a color by gameplay.

[@tomikun8057]

@@Good_Hot_Chocolate then why black hor

[@Stealdraco]

i love how the $100 Judge question was the most complicated one out of the category

[@multidebbie1]

I don't see a problem

[@IzzysIssues]

Can't wait to see the next episode with Prof, Mitch, and Rhystic

[@Red-Tower]

I guess at that rate we'll have episode 3 with Spice8Rack and the Game Knights guys.

[@emred4653]

oh that would be wild

[@christiandinter5963]

We need Rudy in this Format!

[@dr.tre90]

I want The Magic Historian!

[@Frostgiantbutsmall]

Making this on Powerpoint instead of the numerous other resources available is such a power move

[@dislexyc]

Some times you go for a power move just to make a point

[@arthas8569]

@@dislexyc I see what you did there

[@btymania1026]

*google slides

[@covereye5731]

I also mapped out game design ideas in Google Slides even before watching Noah, it's one of the fastest way to create shapes and move them on the spot. You don't have to select each objects layer first, can make a new slide fo a new idea instead of moving around on a whiteboard and share it with everyone that has a Google account.

[@nemtudom5074]

Its google sheets actually

[@devilonyourshoulder4732]

How did they agree to play a game with you and didn't expect shenanigans is beyond me.

[@persydiangelo8461]

"I just set up everything so that it would hurt them in the most horrible, inhumane way possible" Ah, so you're a blue player?

[@Yuzuki1337]

A blue Stax player

[@rRagnaBR]

Sounds like an Esper Control/Stax player to me

[@BalroomBlitz715]

I haven’t played in a good while, but I still have a very brutal blue-colorless artifact deck on standby

[@SilverionX]

@@BalroomBlitz715 Colorless is not a color.

[@BalroomBlitz715]

@@SilverionX yep

[@Case2_0]

Do one with a few lore people and butcher the lore in front of them in every question

[@motokuchoma]

Fun Fact: Blue-Eyes White Dragon has 20 different Ultra Rare printings with different prices, there is 0 chance you can guess that right. Especially considering First Edition Blue-Eyes are also in Ultra Rare Rarity and they are way more than 3.50$. And the one from Hidden Arsenal Chapter 1 is 70 Cents

[@The_Arisen]

You can accurately guess the blue eyes by the code at the bottom right of the art. This one reads: LDK2-ENK01. I have no idea what that means, but this what yugioh has instead of set symbols.

[@iamabucket13]

@@The_Arisen LDK2 means Legendary Decks II, which is the "set", and after is the card's code. Notably, that means this particular Blue-Eyes is a common printing, not an Ultra Rare.

[@artstsym]

Correction: there are 20 chances for you to guess that correctly.

[@randomprussian2284]

@@artstsym correction, there are hundreds if not thousands of different listings of the same type of bewd with varying prices so there are far more chances than just 20.

[@artstsym]

@@randomprussian2284 Sure I'm just working with the number given.

[@bernardvezina-gagnon24]

Bro you gotta make this a series , that is so funny

[@SalamanderCommander1805]

each time the questions have to get more insane and he has to start gaslighting them.

[@snugglyface7834]

Oooh and get more participants, phone ins, and mtg creators in this shittt

[@xXYourShadowDaniXx]

Market Price category should never have a magic card 🤣

[@wesleywyndam-pryce5305]

this is a prank that works exactly 1 time. now there's a video so he can't do it to other people.

[@lorekeeper685]

@@xXYourShadowDaniXx well! Unset cards might be spicy

[@glitchwolf1384]

Tbh if I was Sam and I needed the money I'd've just asked for a question that had already been done. Knowing Noah he'd allow it

[@EvonixTheGreatest]

And it'd have a different answer too

[@lucaslopera8983]

triple contraction is wild i respect it

[@fayetal_attraction]

@@lucaslopera8983 once is a contraction, wouldn't "i'd've" be a double contraction? a triple contraction would be "y'all'd've"

[@lucaslopera8983]

@@fayetal_attractionu right thank u for catching that

[@tidomann]

"That's how I win my tournaments, I just wait for my opponents to lose." Now made even easier by the worldwide celebrity MagicTheNoah and his hit commander guide "How to lose magic as quickly as possible"

[@jesterking42]

That was genius, hahaha! Great show! As soon as they hit the Millennium Eye question I grabbed some popcorn.

[@stinkygoat2686]

"why arent these magic realated?" "what do you mean?" Killed me lol

[@Bluequaz]

"then how did Dave get it right?"

[@corsel6911]

This was fun and great group of personalities. You should do this again with a handful of other creators

[@BarelyNoticeable]

6:55 “Colorless by definition is not a color” “then, how did Dave get it right” 😂🤣

[@00009kuba]

8thPlaceDave is so not amused LMAO

[@davestier6247]

to be fair, that's his normal tone of voice

[@gealachmidnight6614]

This is where it all began... Noah's descent into madness...

[@darkjackl999]

"enjoy their suffering" noah really knows what the internet loves

[@ren_yumi2248]

i love how this channel is now just toruturing his friends with random mini-games

[@robbyfitzgerald5360]

Very good game show, definitely seemed fair and very fun to play

[@BananaManMMMM]

This is what started it all.

[@Sorrythishandlehasbeenremoved]

The first video of torturing youtubers

[@academicace]

I feel like this was both unimaginably tortuous and simultaneously not sadistic enough.

[@thelongcorgi]

After almost exactly 2 years after posting, Dockside is actually banned.

[@falcius373]

Love this content, feels very genuine like old mtg content.

[@djalexander968]

You look exactly like the homeschooled 20-30 something guy I had in my head that I innately associate with the name Noah, and I'm validated by that. Also love the content

[@FishMTG]

Auctioning off Sam's soul dm if interested

[@SamHuggins]

I would be mad but this sounds like a compliment

[@murph64]

I found your channel cause of your rpgs and gameshows but I’m also super enjoying your mtg content, even though I have, like, less than zero knowledge of mtg. 10/10 learning a lot, love that wacky dragon w the blue eyes

[@Joseph125]

Of course, my favorite special action with which to respond to Split Second spells is to remove my pants. Thanks, Unglued.

[@argotallophias]

might legitimately be the hardest I've laughed during a magic video. would love another one

[@hawkdracano3840]

This was my first Magic The Noah video and it's wonderful to return to it after two years and remember just how far you've come

[@hwdsona]

Nice vid! I hope you do more like this in the future and bring on more guests! I think my kidney exploded when the Chandra question was asked!

[@OvenfreshDeth]

“What does the millennium eye in Yugioh do?” Please make more of these 😂

[@dattromboneguy]

Ah! Magic The Noah Face Reveal Jumpscare!

[@Beefman.0]

this was beautiful, I love how even when doing a jeporady, you still use a google slides

[@TheLoraxWithMjolnir]

he’s so skilled

[@quincyhotchkiss4775]

Dockside ban prophesied

[@HappyNBoy]

This was the start of something really incredible... We could have never known what would one day become of the world.

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

"It's $3.50." It was about this time I noticed that Magic the Noah was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Protozoic Era.

[@dragemort1972]

Your content is so original and amazing! Keep up the good work!

[@Jbatch85]

I love it. ty for being content creator and pushing the grain of what said content looks like. also being a down to earth guy

[@jellyemporer83]

The end was so awkward lmaooo I love it

[@elio6861]

he should have gone silent at some moment just for being awkward, that was hilarious

[@ericjackman1143]

Magic the Noah is the human embodiment of chaotic neutral

[@dexstar382]

Deck idea: no numbers; all mana cost is just colored mana, no creatures, no rules text with numbers

[@PlatoXX13]

The all black one being black lotus 💀 love the consistency

[@littlewigglyworms]

honest to god, i dont know what magic the gathering is, but i really like how this guy makes his games, so i just watch it anyway.

[@GreeeenCat]

6:53 13:27 The MTG rulebook article 105.4 states: 'If a player is asked to choose a color, they must choose one of the five colors. “Multicolored” is not a color. Neither is “colorless.”' Therefore, coulourless is not a colour.

[@gantonstepfire3716]

Where it all began

[@HexCasteria]

Nah fr this feels like a pilot episode

[@sizaak]

6:00 oh this must be why this video is suddenly in my recommended now

[@veren1838]

This feels like a valefisk Video

[@JohnBadger17]

Bring back Paradox Quiz Show!

[@trentgawd4292]

It has begun

[@thatdudebroyayy]

Its fun how he said sorry, he never does that in the newer ones

[@trialbycontroller]

I like to imagine he disconnected from the call at the point when he switches to the outro in the video

[@maxoppel7883]

I really liked that it was so scuffed, makes it so much funnier^^

[@Yuzuki1337]

I agree, all-out productions with professionals and editors and professional editors on KZbin almost being the norm nowadays, this has a certain absolutely scuffed charm to it. :D

[@CaptainDaws]

This has got to be one of the mtg videos I've ever seen.

[@veronezi6342]

Ok, that was funny af, you should do more

[@sybro9786]

Name a card that should be banned in commander: Dockside Yup

[@supercheesydorrito1171]

I would actualy watch this with normal questions about magic. It would still be super Funny if you hosted it

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

"Yea I'm staying away from market price, that seems like a landmine of a category" *immediate next question has literally no viable answer*

[@P1aymor]

I love you guy's banter. You gotta do more stuff like this.

[@tremolo312]

Super funny. You could probably improve the energy if you had they boys on cam and did some editing. These Collab videos are all about creating funny moments

[@wabbajocky8235]

magic the noah and editing do not belong in the same sentence

[@coreblaster6809]

I personally don't like cams

[@whodis715]

This was the most gameshow So funny when happened Cant wait for Out of 10 👏👏

[@elouenandril6671]

in true Noah funny ol

[@coreysteadman8944]

Greatest MTG creator collab ever lol

[@loganjamesonhatch5050]

I love to see all my favorite little magic KZbinrs in one place

[@nevaya6011]

I was expecting this to be way worse for them. It’s kind of just usually a normal jeopardy, but it’s still a fire video

[@spurce2179]

5:12 Im dissapointed I expected that card to be Black Lotus Edit: scratch that we got them bois

[@TheLoraxWithMjolnir]

bro same

[@StealthxSniper0]

"Who's soul do you want to save?"😭

[@minerman60101]

As a mathematician and a colorless stan, there are only five colors in MTG (W, U, B, R, G), but 2^5 = 32 color _combinations_. W, U, B, R, G can be either depending on the context, while colorless is a color combination (consisting of no colors) but not a color.

[@casualgoats]

This cycle of Gigachad land decks should become their own format.

[@Supertails224]

DAVE, GUYS IT’S DAVE

[@8thPlaceDave]

where?

[@nbnerd2283]

omfg wouldve never expected this collaboration, havent watched yet but i am excited

[@stinbray1120]

Im pretty sure thats called psychological warfare

[@HopeGamerBrand]

More!!!! Love it!!! I love the jank interface and the less sense and predictability the better!

[@EYes-d2e]

The start of the greatest series

[@grandpretredesalpagas4665]

6:00 this aged very well

[@king.shen1]

if 0 is a number then colorless is a color

[@AtMix_]

Noah should be a representative of all “Noah’s” worldwide

[@spamuel98]

"I set it up to hurt them in the most horrible, inhumane way possible" did you know that 100,000,001 is divisible by 17?

[@richbutnotfamous1158]

This needs to happen regularly. Have a sub.

[@jeffbrownstain]

I literally made a magic deck that just waits for the opponens to lose 😶

[@professional_lurker]

I didn't read the title, just the thumbnail, I thought it was going to be a science video about the concept of color. For the record, I would say that nothing is really colorless, only that some things absorb light in a spectrum not visible to humans. Even if something appears to have no color, it would still have an infrared or ultraviolet color. So yes, colorless is a color, it's a shorthand for objects with a color we cannot observe with the naked eye.

[@KaiLucasZachary]

I've just discovered your channel a year and a half after this particular video was made by watching a whole bunch of your recent things.... This is like a reverse face reveal or something for me because this video was made earlier, but I'm just now seeing it after having watched several hours of new content with no face cams of any kind....

[@lugh.i]

This is an AMAZING video, please do more with other MTG KZbinrs.

[@TDub-ox7wu]

He forgot the "What is" at the beginning of each answer.

[@dr.tre90]

This is so good that I like to watch it even when I'm not high.

[@brianeverist5152]

6:11 "ya dockside should be banned in commander" well you got your wish🤣

[@ToasterTheTerrible]

I love the sneaky black lotus every time

[@carterpeterson915]

What card should be banned? Dockside did not age well

[@stinkygoat2686]

Cruel and unusual punishment is against the geneva convention lol

[@NamelessFacelessWhoa]

I lost it at Richard Garfield

[@jayde4872]

This was so good, I forgot that I was already subscribed

[@MONKEYFLAME7]

when it's 2024 and you're watching this, and Dockside extortionist is actually banned now lol

[@lorekeeper685]

The gut with MTG in name won Am do hope you get to this game to other people too

[@Rscapeextreme447]

Yooo an 8th place Dave and Noah crossover, nice

[@davestier6247]

eldrazi in 3 words: Flying Spaghetti Monsters.

[@Zenithier_Gaming]

been here since your 4,000 sub mark hope you get to that legendary 100K soon keep up the good work!

[@zonko]

The loser has to buy a box of Unfinity, the worst fate possible

[@phaeste]

nah, unfinity at least has really cool basic and shock lands