I Made A Game, But Every Turn It Gets Worse

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

I like the implication that there wasn't a win condition until 30 minutes in.

[@rei_ikko]

Considering that there’s only one flamingo tile and you can’t add one, the win condition was probably first to certain flamingoes win, but the game was moving slowly so it sounded like Noah brought the number down lol

[@kalin310]

I was hoping the game would end for some other reason and the winner would be the person with the fewest flamingos.

[@MsDogleaf]

I know it was fun

[@thebaseballcow2024]

It was actually 29 minutes exactly

[@Cheapiebeepie]

Ive noticed that many of these games have no clear win condition, and no one ever seems concerned about that while playing.

[@GunnarCline]

I had so many emotions going into this... and so much more emotional damage coming out

[@ChrisJamesTV]

baby nuts

[@masterjbt]

You spelled your name wrong in your youtube channel

[@redpepper74]

It’s one thing when people spell Gunnar wrong accidentally. Practically everyone will spell it “gunner.” It’s another when it’s ON PURPOSE *AAAAAAH*

[@guner1014]

@@redpepper74 Well mine is just spelt "Guner", i've never had anyone spell it right and practically 90% of people say it wrong when they read it out

[@datguiser]

Baby nuts

[@Khaisz.]

Can't believe Crhis wasn't allowed to use his Vaporeon army at the end to just steal all Flamingos, He even has type advantage since Vaporeon learns Aurora Beam.

[@tenurium3311]

Yea, but it's non-STAB and only has 65 BP, so it doesn't actually kill even if the Vaporeon is fully invested, calc says it caps out at 3/4 of a Flamingos healthbar. They actually trade vaguely even because a Flamingo does between 50 and 80% of Vaporeons health with a STAB Brave Bird (depending on how the Vaporeon is trained)!

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

@@tenurium3311 yeah but like you can use it again, since the Flamingo doesn't one shot

[@CursedXyster]

​@@tenurium3311 assuming the following: • the flamingo has the same stats as a flamigo • both pokemon are level 100 and have perfect ivs • the vaporeon knows ice beam (because it's strictly better than aurora beam) • the vaporeon has maximum evs in special attack and hp, and they have a modest nature • the flamingo has an adamant nature and maximum evs in attack and special defense due to the flamingo outspeeding the vaporeon, it will do 64.2-75.8% of the vaporeon's health and take 32.2-38.8% of its health as recoil damage assuming the worst case scenario where flamingo did the least damage and has the most health remaining (about 207 health left), vaporeon will use ice beam and have a 75% chance to ohko it if it does ohko, then vaporeon wins; else, flamingo will use a different move than brave bird (like close combat) to finish off the vaporeon but that's assuming the worst case scenario; if flamingo did more damage, the chance of vaporeon ohkoing it would be higher

[@tenurium3311]

@@CursedXyster That was basically the conditions I ran the calc under, however, I do kinda object to giving Vaporeon Ice Beam, as it is not in its learn-set, but is instead a TM-move and thus would have to be bought from the store, assuming it was sold in the first place. There would still be a roll for Vaporeon to grab the KO with its natural learnset with Hydro Pump, albeit at worse odds, so it ultimately does just kinda come down to the recoil on the BB either way.

[@itzgladgatorgonegladitzmad9701]

@@tenurium3311 actually in scarlet and Violet the tm for ice beam is just lying around multiple places not to mention ev training can only be done for caught Pokémon. Wild Pokémon always have 0 EVs when caught

[@zweihanderpancakes1855]

It would have been so perfect if at the end of the game Chris landed on the "trade any item for a flamingo" wheel tile and proceeded to trade each of his vaporeons for a separate flamingo.

[@pepperlane]

“Sorry there useless you lose 14 flamingos”

[@invinciboom752]

I was hoping Gunnar was gonna trade Chris's vaporeons for flamingos

[@sherm2572]

*piplups

[@void4001]

Anybody else notice how the coin spin would almost always land on the opposite side it was on before?

[@richbutnotfamous1158]

0.1% of this game was influenced by the contestants.

[@zenekthefirst]

I'd say that the influence of the contestants for the game at it's higheist from would be 0.05%

[@o5-1-formerlycalvinlucien60]

Most of the game was influced by either RNGesus or Noah. Literally the only control the players have is saying what number of moves they have which Noah can veto at any time, for any reason, without question.

[@NBDbingo5]

The contestants motioned for the background of the map to be changed and negotiated to move more than the written maximum of spaces If anything, it felt like Noah was pissed off at how much influence these chaotic contestants had

[@equinox1223]

But 100% of the contestants were under the influence of this game

[@meeklynobody3230]

Not if you have a doctorate in reverse psychology

[@TheHolyM249]

Chris was the winner in my heart, look at all those blue flamingos

[@swagmaster4396]

Vapingos

[@DIHVLD]

Piplups

[@Collaps_ing]

I love how the contestants are initially kind of soft spoken and just make quick talks and by the end they’re all screaming every time someone is spinning a wheel 😂

[@Ebbie155]

The game changes them and makes them insane

[@CathodeRayKobold]

I wish Chris had gotten "trade any item for a flamingo" and just gotten 32 flamingos out of nowhere

[@ShadowOfOurHearts]

20:30, Congrats Chris, you successfully bred your vaporeons

[@Unlimited_Powah]

I haven't watched the video yet, I am afraid

[@behemoth9543]

Just a humble vaporeon farmer plying his trade with great enthusiasm.

[@emberpowertcg7692]

without context....no it stills sounds wrong

[@InsanePigeon]

real expert farmers can breed vaporeons with only one vaporeon.

[@orsonzedd]

I hope Chris doesn't read the same Vaporeon magazines I do.

[@RedEyesSV]

I want to see a collaboration between Magic the Noah and Valefisk. Imagine the incredible game they could come up with.

[@jazzfawke1407]

When I got last one recommended to me I first thought it was valefisk. Well, until I clicked the video

[@owenpapsdorf29]

This!

[@laser_uhhhh]

@@jazzfawke1407 same

[@mathguy37]

oh god

[@daverapp]

Vale puts effort I to his torture. Noah puts effort into not putting effort in.

[@jackgoode-mann8288]

The moment when he obtained the third flamingo I was in ecstasy. It had finally ended, the spiral of torture, the web that stretched out infinitely had finally reached the hypothetical bounds of what was once seemingly a boundless plain of existence. Truly a masterpiece. A work of art. Will live in my memories for as long as I am lucid and not clouded by the eventual fading of my mind. Thank you for making this.

[@bison4946]

I went to the comments because of ads and im so happy I read this before the video and out of context

[@yuriatsugi3696]

​@@bison4946 same lmao

[@thatcrazybstrd167]

I was expecting an arbitrary end with highest Vaporeon count being the win condition

[@Bean-yn9my]

@@thatcrazybstrd167 Its NEVER that simple

[@rylancanmakemoorepuns1753]

​@@Bean-yn9myexcept when IT was.?,

[@Illogical.]

You should pre-plan certain questions, so if they ask that question, you take away one gold from them. Questions like "Why is this person-profile pic a trinagle?" and "Why are the wheel colors wrong?". spellcheck didn't fix "trinagle", so neither will I.

[@spectoestis3106]

"trinagle" adds some flavor to the comment

[@Soken50]

My brain autocorrected trinagle because all you need for a reading a word is the correct first and last letter with a mess of the other letters in the middle

[@Illogical.]

@Soken50 The brain is pretty good at solving anagmras.

[@woahwoahwoahwoah3477]

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[@PJBloop]

​​@@Soken50 Maodny That's look alot like monday

[@Zora_TheSideCharacter]

I don't know what they were so confused about. This made perfect sense

[@gramfero]

Im just assuming that's how magic the gathering rules work

[@myithspa25]

Pretty much.

[@monochromegreyson]

I play MtG on occasion. It is.

[@Ebbie155]

It basically is magic

[@danielaxc2900]

I want a Kickstarter for Noah to make his own board game which by the end of it everyone feels like they took acid

[@Goldiloxz]

You should add core gm mechanics other than the wheel. Make the very rules themselves go into chaos (Like inputting random things from google images on the spot or making the player solve a sudoku to determine what happens next in the game) I think it would make the game and video a lot more fun

[@Chielite4life]

Calm down Satan

[@twimmy1581]

I think it is fun with the wheels

[@UnrebornMortuus]

throw in chat gpt lmao

[@Goldiloxz]

@@twimmy1581 Me too, but I feel like having it as the only main thing that you constantly go over to will get a little tiring after some time, especially if it is used in more than one video (In the other one it became a sort of ironic joke, but here not so much)

[@ppislander]

as someone who wrote out the rules for the previous video, I would cry

[@russman3787]

Chris could have traded all of his vaporeans and gotten 16 flamingos if he spun "trade any item for a flamingo"

[@EvilCorwin39]

I think chris is the real winner, ended up with 27 vaporeons

[@downey2294]

lucky guy

[@iamtherealfluffygiraffes]

Gunnar's piece getting altered is my fav part ngl

[@SevenRedSuns1296]

its spelled gunhhar

[@LunizIsGlacey]

@@SevenRedSuns1296 *gunhar

[@thepurplecone4488]

I think it’s funny that whoever gets the first vaporeon ends up making a whole collection

[@FerretTwister]

I love how noah is an indifferent God of chance 90 percent of the time. Every so often he targets one player to inflict pain on

[@aidenchism8628]

You really do a great job with these gameshows

[@itsjustjohn6157]

I personally love that you wait until the wheel has stopped before you start speaking like an actual game show

[@cutestcreeper569]

The idea of a board getting more spaces the longer you play is actually a cool concept! If it had normal board game logic, this would be fun to play!

[@pocket3216]

I lve how this implies that you dont want Noah as a gm

[@ziggerknot88]

You should check out betrayal at house on the hill.

[@MaximusChivus]

I'm only what, 1-2 years late, but there are actually some board games that do that! Betrayal at house on the hill slowly expands as you discover more and more spaces, and has a lot of fun plot twists like one player suddenly being evil part way through the game, and everyone else has to work together to beat them

[@jasondean88888]

By implication, are you saying this WASNT fun to play?

[@spartaman1051]

Should do a DND board while making up rules as you go, like: "You tripped, hit your head, and lose a turn to rest." And maybe also randomize the players characters to give them 0 choice at the start. And to finish off, use a normal dice so they can never roll more then 6 for anything ever. (usually it would be a about 20 sided dice for damage and such)

[@spl420]

No, add d40 to decide which dice they would spin

[@elusiveillithid2633]

I want whatever weapon your DM is giving you that has D20 damage dice.

[@brinleyhamer729]

@@spl420 d1200

[@judeearlywine9759]

this man is a genius. I CALL UPON THEE @MagicTheNoah

[@Rippi__]

This type of videos are so much fun. the host is amazing, the games are unpredictable and fun, Everything the host does is great! ❤❤❤

[@Feuerhamster]

Okay, blink twice if Noah is holding you hostage. Blink thrice if Noah holds your family hostage. Do a Shrek movie script in binary if both.

[@hauntedsunsets]

these are literally my favourite videos of yours it's just so hilarious watching everyone stumble through hell

[@lethargicrush6203]

Ah yes. What playing against the average UW Control player must feel like.

[@jacobcain9008]

As an Azorius Thopter player, this is true.

[@jackgoode-mann8288]

Completely skill based gameplay here

[@dazna9381]

“all players get what..?” somehow makes me giggle every time

[@ehx3419]

12:25 Literally right before that, as he had the bad wheel land on good wheel, I thought to myself "now watch the good wheel land on bad wheel". 31:04 I just realized, even though those Vaporeons do nothing, they're actually giving Chris a potential edge because the flamingo wheel has a "trade any item" option.

[@dexterity494]

Please do more game show type videos like this I know you're an mtg channel, but Ive never played mtg and I love this type of content.

[@Healer0]

Man predicted the future

[@Le_Codex]

Honestly, the idea of a board game whose board evolves over time sounds kinda neat

[@doglover1435]

I just want to say that I appreciate Noah taking the time to give half of someone's gold away, even though it's only zero. Like he makes the player decide who gets nothing. So funny

[@lundylow]

The madman game show host energy makes it feel like a collab with Alpharad is inevitable.

[@ayutubechannel3157]

Starting to think weather they say uh or not before saying a number determines how far they move somehow

[@salmonofwisdom3804]

Honestly this is such a hype premise for a board game, would be awesome to see it as a genuine one

[@tashunagray7720]

I think it would be entertaining to see you and valefisk do a collaboration given the way your channel is going.

[@RyzeMain]

I'm now very interested in what Liandry's Anguish would've done if it was used. So many mysterious items unused!

[@vazquezsebastian9764]

I discovered your channel with your "worse game" the one where you spawned non stop golems and had a vampire as the final boss One of the best things in the whole video is the emotional damage part, pure and violent... just desctruction ! missed it a bit, anyway, great one as always

[@theholywand11]

You should get into making board games because I would 100% play a physical version of this game

[@fgvcosmic6752]

Honestly how on earth do you make this physical

[@CraftingGummi]

The fact that this is made exclusively in name wheel and google slides is killing me right now

[@alexchandler4213]

And the random coin flip google thingy lmao

[@kali_kali_kali_]

I cannot express the terror i felt when the wheel landed on "all players get r..." for the first time

[@jacksonribble8585]

Noah buddy I think you finally got your wish to be able to move away from just mtg content, you're proving that you're a very capable and hilarious variety youtuber. Love the videos, keep it up and good luck❤

[@xAzureBluex]

Complete skill here, no chance/RNG at all!

[@raymond6845]

There was some Random Noah Generation in there I think

[@xAzureBluex]

@@raymond6845 Oh yeah, true

[@bot.]

Chris became the richest man alive, but not with money…

[@Giguv05]

...but with love

[@plumper303]

25:34 Literally the funniest thing I've heard in a month. Great joke Gunnar.

[@JackBond1234]

"Can I negotiate vertically?" Goteem

[@RandoDifferingShtuff]

“I got three- uh… Puplups.”

[@RandomCrappyName]

I really don’t know why but this is bringing me to tears. So incredibly funny.

[@gorgefinschleister7888]

I love how much andy (sry kevin) was favored and yet he still just couldn't seem to get anything to work out

[@ChrisJamesTV]

I hope to one day know the rules!

[@FloatBoat3882]

incorporate a fully functioning economy in the next board game with supply and demand chain

[@joosh.e]

I clicked on this video thinking "I want to see what this is all about, but I won't watch the whole 30 minutes." and here I am now at the end. gg noah, gg.

[@kibby4259]

Bro really had 27 vaporeons and didn't cash out.

[@wolfoxMineblox]

😂😂 its just the fact that Noah has complete controll over the game😂😂

[@nevr4give220]

11:05 "Can I negotiate vertically?" *Lowers it vertically* "damn."

[@WatchfulYarn]

I feel like it would be absurdly funny for them to play Paranoia XP. feels like it would be right up their alley.

[@PhantomMarth]

Why are these videos NOT more popular! Gosh, all of your content moves my inner being 😢😂❤

[@pinky66822]

I'm addicted to these now...help

[@IMadeAnEntireSpeciesForWhat]

since valefisk does not upload often this guy is giving me the same energy and i love it!

[@masteroftheinternetverse1296]

New idea: Wheel Wheel (you spin a wheel to determine which wheel to spin)

[@okriim4453]

There should be a bind version of this where players can't see the board that is constantly increasing in spaces to land on. Let chaos rain

[@jasondean88888]

reign?

[@thermit3]

I think Noah and vailfisk need to get together to design the most tedious horrendous and complicated board game

[@npepper4064]

Ah finally, a true spectator sport

[@valleyard8674]

Ngl, I would probably go "there is no law about the pokemon Noah..." Every time I got a vaporeon, until I started getting usefull stuff (Or go "did you know..." and complete unless I got something for the sake of stopping)

[@scaratylobsidian8830]

I love Magic the Noah has made the boardgame equivalent of Calvinball.

[@thebaseballcow2024]

“Your afraid of my shape” *dirty mind activated*

[@harryxyz8425]

I Made A Game, But Every Turn It Adds Something (A rule, a new page, a text, an image, whatever)

[@jameschimara2075]

The colors not matching on the wheel hurts me mentally and physically

[@Ventanty]

This is like watching a serial killer trying to get his friends to attack him so he can claim self-defence.

[@Electric_Wizard999]

I love these Valfisk format videos

[@carsonf5861]

This is like the one college dorm that no one wants to be apart of or understands, you just hear stories

[@carsonf5861]

and I love every moment of it

[@GamingChair420]

"yes can i use my lucky seven to double my lucky seven"

[@RuyVuusen]

_No man should have that many Vaporeons. It's too much power!_

[@Rashicora]

I have never been more captivated by a game in my life

[@xyno2112]

Feels like I'm watching numberwang

[@Davian2073]

This is why I always choose Heads, never fails

[@ThePhantom9495]

Why does everyone think Vaporeon is a different animal? Eevee is a fox, therefore all its evolutions are also foxes. Yes, even Espeon.

[@chilidog2469]

I’m surprised baby nuts did so well at this random game

[@adv78]

Can't believe i got a collab between Gunnar and Noah, wtf! Btw i fucking love this videos, please do more of these

[@crowcoregames1785]

it would be peek comedy if at some point they get a shiny vayporion with all the doubles of the vayporion lol

[@Nintendofan1389]

This whole series can be described in a single meme OUTSTANDING MOVE

[@nickjoseph77]

The rules changing and the moves or results of anything decided by the whims of the fickle god Noah really feels like the best and funnest game of DND with role playing in the fore ground and maps only brought out in the least important times. Lol

[@AaronWGaming]

Calling Shenanigans Andy should have no gold to give

[@ethanapsley5475]

I don't know why but I love watching these crazy, random videos

[@cosmiikat-wav]

This is the one video where reading the comments before finishing only makes you more interested

[@cbruxx]

I very much appreciate having the link to the game, time to forcefully drag my friends into suffering >:3

[@tymunster]

There should be a wheel wheel which determines which wheel is spun

[@tinkerermelon6599]

Big Valefisk vibes with this one. I loved it!

[@TheWhiteWolf6911]

GUNNAR LETS GOOOOO, never woulda thought to see him in this psychological torture show

[@hyrwow]

These videos are incredible.

[@Kiwolko]

this video has been in my recommended for a bit and i just read the title and realised that it was a video i would love

[@aidentheawesome_roadto150subs]

same

[@Aeternum_Gaming]

2:27 but i guess you can do whatever the fuck you want huh? yup, my game show had me choke on my beer to stop from spitting it on my monitor

[@beeshot_]

Board Game but every turn it gets better *starts off as literally nothing but slowely gets better as people add to it*

[@CephalonBread]

i did not know i needed a sequel, you have gotten another subsribr

[@andykingyt]

Baby nutz forever

[@jasondean88888]

I'm being asked if I want this comment translated to English.

[@Enderception]

GUNNAR AND ANDY KING? Unexpectedly ultra-based

[@tonyhakston536]

I can’t believe you got Call Me Kevin for this.

[@cendronhawk977]

Idea: Make a fluxx. Draw a card, play a card. Cards add new rules, including a win condition