i made an 'anti-softlock' troll map in Celeste

[@seazeiscool2]

i also have my main channel where i upload actually edited Celeste 'video essays' so go check that out ig kzbin.info also a few faq things: editing bug at 3:40 so room-6 doesnt get a clear tho i did it in like 40 seconds so lol -neutral jumping is disabled, a decent amount of maps do this for the sake of decheese but for this map it is basically a requirement to disable them -retrying is also disabled -this was made in a week as my 2nd map, and made for Music Translation Contest 2

[@errorperson13]

man the location of the heart being right at the beginning is such a great touch

[@oi_bruv]

"It's best to play this map blind" 5:32 no, no I don't think I will

[@planetarycollusion2356]

the celeste hidden wall discovery noise is comedy gold

[@Flagpole1up]

Perfect song execution, if this wasn't MTC I would expect a giant fish to fly down the screen with the galaxy music playing too.

[@hunterchichester5720]

Well, there was the one falling spring that meant to do that...

[@loutfys]

instructions unclear, i played it without opening my eyes

[@freezinater]

Someone send this to Carl this is fantastic!

[@goose.exclamationpoint]

this map is awesome. great job and i think you deserve any natural punishment which is awarded to you 😇

[@Karmanthegamer]

Wdym?

[@giulioippopotamo9206]

Carlsagan42 would be stuck here for YEARS

[@toirmusic]

LOL TRUE

[@considerthehumbleworm]

wow this looks miserable! so on theme i’d say

[@a.m.t.lambert1206]

At this point I'd just wait for the 500 second timer to run out.

[@theredproe6615]

Such a banger i laught alot. ALSO THIS MAP IS FUCKING EVIL

[@theredproe6615]

I really hope we could get carlsagan42 to play this.

[@D_YellowMadness]

I just realized the bugs that float in space in Celeste are tardigrades because it's thought that they could survive in space.

[@Costal_xd]

and also in the chapter "farewell" there are jellyfish because there was an experiment where they wrapped jellyfish in a rocket and released them into outer space! 😅😅😅

[@DesTr069]

Oh this is such a nice love letter. As a fan of Mario Maker and Celeste, this is awesome

[@jfb-]

send this to Carl pls

[@avitaltagar]

I want to see carl get trolled in celeste so bad now. This level is perfect for him

[@PerfectZeroMusic_]

Just commented about it and he hearted the comment so he definitely saw it. His mods will probably check it out first to check that the level is actually good and appropriate for his skill level so it will probably take a bit bedore he plays it but..we got him boiz

[@Gameboy33134]

I saw your level on mod showcase! Nice level!

[@Adventium_]

absolutely nailed the surprise fish energy with some of those bumpers

[@EktoAnim]

0:50 THE FISH 😭

[@kwisowofer9872]

the MM2 troll community is expanding

[@andrewle4989]

This is beautifully accurate to actual troll levels. I need to make a troll level in MegaMaker

[@thatguy8272]

This truly is one of things that exist. Side note the Mario tiles hurt my brain so much for no reason.

[@AZaqZaqProduction]

I remember playing an old indie game series called Karoshi years ago that had the same "to win you have to die" premise

[@Kuwsru]

I hate this map with all my heart

[@lephusian]

This is so evil. I love that there aren't any advanced techniques needed.

[@CodeMarbles]

I bet Carl would have a blast playing this one fr!

[@donovanmahan2901]

All that's missing is the Delfino Plaza theme when you reach a certain part.

[@Insert_Creativity_Here]

this video is the textbook definition of masochism

[@everfleet-II]

6:17 where those holes on the top corner of the walls lead to? or is it just extra space perhaps

[@Dimayuplay]

By blind do you mean like actually blind? Ive just never knew some levels are done blind

[@seazeiscool2]

blind as in without any spoilers of the contents of the map, just playing spoiler-free

[@sagefurry]

this is the most heinous thing ive ever seen

[@MorePower8679]

Should add a “getting over it” section just for Carl.

[@dylanu7896]

Alsoultely wonderful and cruel. Ban worthy with the highest honors

[@eshku]

ain't bad, but I feel like some parts is a bit inconsistent. Most levels like this somewhat fun because at some point player can figure out consistent way to do it (especially when they have to do that multiple times). Random makes is frustrating after certain point. "I'm doing everything right, but timing is off every time" thing.

[@seazeiscool2]

the point is its inconsistent

[@eshku]

@@seazeiscool2 fair

[@arirdepresso7566]

i love this map so so much im definitely sharing this map and making others play it blind :3c

[@DaakStudios]

Someone needs to make a TAS out of this

[@XenoPon2]

We gotta get carlsagen42 to play this!

[@AntoineXVI]

I want to rename this map to « climbing over it « lol

[@anonymous-hj7zn]

seaze and desist

[@Sami20187]

How tf do you golden this

[@Smoldragoncat]

That’s the cool part, you probably don’t

[@seazeiscool2]

theres detach triggers in every room, goldening is basically just getting to the final room in 1 session (you cant use the down left auto), ppl have already done it on day 1 of release

[@RadioactiveBluePlatypus]

Making a smm2 inspired troll map in celeste, might use this for inspiration! Yes, the retry button is disabled.

[@meechsanims]

me when no neutraling

[@redtaileddolphin1875]

It’s not QUITE a CP1 but damn that’s diabolical

[@whackareal]

I have no clue what half of this stuff is lmao

[@rsvdark_main]

All the ice walls are climbable with a relatively easy trick called neutral jumps

[@seazeiscool2]

neutrals in this map are disabled

[@rsvdark_main]

@@seazeiscool2 And wallboosts to replace them?

[@rsvdark_main]

It's grandmaster tech but it's possible

[@seazeiscool2]

@@rsvdark_main dont say 'grandmaster tech' the tech itself is very easy and only beginner to execute. also how would wallboosts possibly replace anything here, do you mean wallbounces?

[@rsvdark_main]

@@seazeiscool2 I found it in the strawberry jam grandmaster gym so I assumed that's what it was, my bad. It's a technique to climb walls without neutral jumps and without stamina. I didn't mean wallbounces

[@fig4714]

acrually burst out laughing at 5:30 fantastic job

[@silasnebulous4533]

Me when i want a golden

[@seazeiscool]

the golden is pretty fun

[@entropete_]

Okay who's telling carl

[@crckrbrrs]

dude this is just like pumber if it was good

[@multiversegamer6587]

0:12 is it hard?

[@seazeiscool2]

not intended to be hard aside from one room

[@Talking__Ben]

This map is just evil

[@apia46]

the best level since summit downside

[@gigachadlovessharks]

yo call DGR he will love this

[@r3ked272]

neutrals are off in this right

[@seazeiscool2]

correct

[@clay112]

This is art

[@itsfy_]

damn you made this to

[@yey2101]

NO WAY YOU DID A JUST DO BETTER REFERENCE

[@phoenix_158]

Somebody send this to CarlSagan42 NOW

[@sighmon5640]

for difficulty you listed expert and grandmaster. what about intermediate? can i complete this map or should i just watch the video

[@seazeiscool2]

that's not what I listed, I simply said a player of any skill level could beat this,

[@whackareal]

Get carl to play this NOW

[@pacojimenez4724]

Bro thats so evil

[@luken7959]

this is awesome

[@RadioactiveBluePlatypus]

Golden when

[@seazeiscool2]

already been goldened by others im not going to bother

[@RadioactiveBluePlatypus]

@@seazeiscool2 wait what I said that as a joke cuz you die a lot in this map

[@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks]

@@RadioactiveBluePlatypus They didnt understand in another comment either.

[@izan7925]

pumber ahh intro

[@seazeiscool2]

pumber did not invent moving bumpers,

[@Konomi_io]

@@seazeiscool2 i think they mean an intro sequence where you fall then bounce on a bunch of bumpers and springs to get to the true start of the map

[@seazeiscool2]

@@Konomi_io does pumber have that? i honestly dont remember anything about pumber lmao

[@Konomi_io]

@@seazeiscool2 look up a video of someone clearing pinball purgatory, you can see it at the beginning after madeline gets sucked into the machine

[@exquisitelyinsanelady]

MARIO

[@ppnyan2732]

you sure did 😁

[@Trafficallity]

mario c:

[@AetherShade-b5g]

The funny thing is. Neutral jumping exists

[@CelestialStrawberriesYT]

With the extended variants mod, there’s an option to turn it off

[@seazeiscool]

neutrals are disabled in this map

[@seazeiscool2]

neutral jumps are disabled in this map

[@avitaltagar]

​@@seazeiscool2that's so fucking evil dude. Good job

[@A-Person1]

@@seazeiscool2I knew it couldn’t be that easy!

[@thatotherandrew_]

Golden when?

[@seazeiscool2]

never because others already did it but it wouldn't be hard at all anyways

[@thatotherandrew_]

@@seazeiscool2 i was implying doing the whole set of shenanigans without the heart right at the start but yeah the more I think about it the more silly my comment seems better luck next time andrew

[@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks]

@@thatotherandrew_ Nah you made a funny joke. They just dont get it apparently. They said the same thing to someone else.