i made it to the final stage of wii sports resort swordplay showdown

[@Poofesure]

my throat hurts

[@chowder-]

same

[@unholy_knolly6324]

Then make it not hurt bro

[@Chickencheesyfingers]

Who asked

[@moneydynamicmatanya9541]

That’s what happens when you always rage

[@Knifeable]

i asked

[@watersheep5535]

You don't even need to watch the video to know this leads to him: Getting slightly inconvienced, doing slightly worse because of it, getting angry, doing severely worse, screaming out of frustration, followed by screaming of success. The cycle of Poofesure.

[@Sp3ctralI]

Also psychotic laughter

[@blackpearl7596]

And eventually breaking a Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion plus inside

[@theragequitgodd]

I love his “tatatata” 7:21

[@theragequitgodd]

@@blackpearl7596 or outside jk

[@TheOfficialMew]

Quite beautiful isn't it?

[@plasmafreeze3018]

Such serene, calm movements. I like how he keeps his cool the whole video. Definitely my favorite KZbinr to go to sleep to. He's so quiet it's insane.

[@KrazyKeith4]

Were you watching the same vid I was watching?

[@Hanna-bs7fi]

@@KrazyKeith4 woooosh

[@kyleeleelee2437]

ASMR

[@themissplay2730]

@@KrazyKeith4 r/woooosh

[@kirbyfan087]

@@KrazyKeith4 woooosh

[@0mega717]

6:37 If you were watching this part without context, you’d think he was set on fire.

[@KamDaOrcuh]

🔥🔥🔥

[@judemorgan1798]

LMFAO just saw that before reading this comment. I'm done lol.

[@luckymario4196]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brettbarnett3465]

Or he woke up during open heart surgery

[@philipp6985]

LMAOOO

[@brivyyy]

6:36 might be one of his greatest rages

[@rushilb6]

I was dying for 5 minutes straight 🤣

[@preds43]

Lmaooooo mans became an Oozaru

[@KrazyKeith4]

He took the role of a tornado siren

[@moultclipz]

Almost better then the hole and one video rage

[@davidthecommenter]

bro straight up sounded like tom from tom and jerry

[@ifyoureadthisyouarelegendary]

6:36 That one kid being literally dragged into the doctor’s office

[@Jakewebmaster8]

Doctor: You won't even feel the shot

[@ccaio5585]

😭😭😭

[@OwenHartFreak23]

When babies get their shot

[@ootfan7882]

Lmao

[@Tsunamixgamer517]

@@OwenHartFreak23 XD

[@ItsLumenite]

2:18 “up is down, left is white” -poofesure, 2022

[@Errfbond]

Fuckin everything is just... STUPID WAAAAAAWAWAWAWAWA

[@Voxumo-Voice]

So, is right black?

[@danielbuddenmusic1502]

16:20 I love how when he wins, he still sounds pissed off.

[@luckymario4196]

Even he said “Wow” 18 times!

[@wolfstar3883]

@@luckymario4196Why did I think of Wow Wow Wubbzy when I heard him say all those wows?

[@wazoopack]

Poof:”DO SOMETHING” Mii:takes away a heart Poof:”NOT THAT” 😂😂😂

[@Jakewebmaster8]

Mii:takes away another heart

[@PuffyCloud10]

i read this the second he said it

[@psychxmania]

LMFAOOO.

[@leafbou]

First name Last name what

[@MonkeYelling]

@@leafbou he's a bot

[@benm5970]

14:58 Although that sentence was very basic the sheer amount of frustration in his voice made it 10x funnier

[@roboticgamer8273]

A wise man once said "I am going to bite my own teeth off"-Poofesure 8:47

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

Sounds like some Chinese proverb

[@ConnorW8]

11:40 and especially 21:52 are some of the biggest karma moments ever in this channel's history

[@CJNinja-it1ew]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@naur6683]

NOT THAT NNGGGGH

[@Skoufidios]

6:36 POV: You're a ghost and Pac-Man just ate a Power Pellet

[@ootfan7882]

Lol

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

Thanks dude, I have been laughing to the point of pain from that moment for 5 minutes straight and was begging for it to stop. But thanks to this absurdly unfunny Reddit tier joke, I finally stopped laughing. You killed the moment spectacularly 😐

[@Skoufidios]

@@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor You're welcome

[@avadroid5342]

@@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor…..you coulda just kept scrolling

[@carlosespinoza1581]

Hey Poof, don't know if you know,but the wii's sensor bar has an illumination setting. Is an adjustment that allows to adapt the sensor bar to the illumination of your room, it's somewhere in the wii settings, if you have extra light sources in your room, that may be causing problems with the sensor bar receiving the signal from your Wii remote, which would explain why it doesn't do what you wanna do despite being new. Hope it helps and drink some water so you don't lose your voice forever after so much screaming.

[@heyitzryan5733]

@@firstnamelastname3 what the hell even is that

[@mega_Boi2004]

@@firstnamelastname3 this u? 👶

[@wasteofspace69420]

Boost

[@Titananik]

8:47 "I'm gonna bite my own teeth off" is probably my new favorite Poofesure quote

[@Fredster_Real25]

If he can manage to beat the game without knowing the d-pad's use, I will be impressed

[@jaycobobob]

What does the d-pad do?

[@Fredster_Real25]

@@jaycobobob re-center the sword.

[@beansthedino3029]

@@firstnamelastname3 cringe

[@masterofdoots5965]

@@firstnamelastname3 What the fuck is this shit

[@vincenzofranchelli2201]

I did untouched as a kid and i dont remember ever knowing about being able to recalibrate mid game

[@nathanplayz437]

I’d probably be finished way before him because this man still doesn’t know how to reposition his sword.

[@teemingwindow2171]

B button

[@mickeydix8062]

@@teemingwindow2171 you Baffoon it’s the d pad

[@teemingwindow2171]

@@mickeydix8062 that’s not what I meant

[@mickeydix8062]

@@teemingwindow2171 oh what did you mean

[@teemingwindow2171]

@@mickeydix8062 to block

[@MattMinecraft4]

6:30 Genuinely shocked me. I thought for sure that was the end of this stage for him.

[@andybandy4662]

2:09 The way he synchronized his hits with his voice just got me got some reason

[@ExtremeRy]

lol

[@christianatkins5941]

Yeah, I was thinking that was going to happen like that one other time. And it did. Nice.

[@theragequitgodd]

7:21 I love the noise he makes. “Tatatatata!!!!”

[@Ewigi]

Omg 7:14-7:28 is just the pinnacle of comedy 😭

[@xthatswhatsuppx9772]

Poof had the most perfect anime villain laugh at 15:38

[@Mdog5]

17:46. Man had no chance. Just turned and got executed 😂😂

[@bowlingking300]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[@matthew8629]

Should've been blocking

[@djstudio5732]

Time traveler: "steps on a rock" The timeline: 21:37

[@pikachuandsonic]

6:36 That had me laughing so hard.

[@ootfan7882]

XD

[@Koopalingfan]

It kinda sounded like Marv’s scream from Home Alone.

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

I still haven't stopped. Help me.

[@ootfan7882]

@@Koopalingfan XD

[@Turquoisecat]

🤣

[@gabekart581]

2:18 you know your wii remote's broken when a direction turns into a color

[@Lt.Sleepyocto]

OMFG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whitey883]

12:37 the hits synchronise perfectly with the music lol

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

👌 Perfection

[@NovaMenno]

"Up is down, left is white" -Poofesure 2022

[@insertname8807]

20:44 My man so mad that he’s yelling death threats at a fucking computer

[@deaconashman4886]

He sounds like toad 😂

[@ZactivityYT]

Does Poof still not know you can recalibrate automatically using the down arrow on the plus pad? Edit: You have to aim the cursor at the center of your screen, then hit the down arrow on the plus pad. If you get good at it, it’s second nature.

[@fluffyflufffox1385]

I had no idea that was a feature 🤯

[@clarkhauser7264]

No, and its hilarious

[@silverjay7639]

He did that in the last swordplay video and still struggled

[@silverjay7639]

He is extremely forgetful though. I have watched a lot of his videos and he always forgets something

[@jonathanmcauliffe784]

Yeah this is painful to watch since he doesn’t use this feature. When I went through it I was spamming the down button constantly. Never had a problem with calibration.

[@d-jams]

Dude at 13:39 though I have never seen that happen the AI just doing that up and down motion with no force, just so lifeless.

[@Amar1e_16]

The hits also sounds like a gunshot

[@KoigYT]

I love how he has never learned about the D Pad thing to recenter the sword

[@silverjay7639]

He already knows this he did it in the last swordplay video, but i guess it just left his mind or something

[@zezus001]

@@silverjay7639 I think he thinks the WiiMotion Plus calibration is the sword recentering…

[@AYOCJ]

16:39 it’s right in his face

[@Warrior2044]

19:21 This happened and this went through my mind: What if Poofesure finished this last lever in "Not Reverse" thinking he was in "Reverse" and then all of a sudden he realizes that he hasn't completed the level he thought he did and he blows up!

[@judemorgan1798]

LMFAO, I-- *Mind blown* I don't know if the world is ready for that. This would be the ultimate rage of all Poofesure rages. I would pay to see that.

[@poweredvoltage3213]

I wish he realised after he beat the level

[@ashton-amazing]

Lmao

[@Sp3ctralI]

I can’t imagine the internal pain and Wii remote-hatred he feels when doing the most difficult things on earth

[@Zomb1ekiller2014]

6:37 dude is literally screaming bloody murder

[@ThatGuyWithTheWalkingUtensils]

6:37 Jesus Christ that is the most damned belted in the basement sounding ass scream I have ever heard in my life.

[@Battmatt22]

My dad came to my room and asked me if I was ok during this 😂😂

[@scoobysnacks5147]

“Up is down, left is white” Poof’s pissed

[@Kwiatkovv]

16:27 I think beef boss got a lil excited

[@SirSplash-j9d]

What a riveting adventure. Entire journey and story outclass anything ever. Breaking bad doesn’t compare to Poofesure and his Wii series

[@psychxmania]

i completely agree.

[@Connor-fy5vg]

Just wait until he sees the stamp where he has to beat that without taking a hit

[@AlolaMasked]

That would be a gauntlet filled with broken wiimotes

[@lucmaster77]

He doesn’t go for stamps, so we won’t have to worry about that.

[@reloadtoad]

I have that

[@Pizboyfrog18]

I remember how much i suffered to get that

[@zsDUGGZ]

@@Pizboyfrog18 getting that stamp was very rage inducing at times but it's my favorite part of this game. The green swordies did a very good job at instilling me with fear with their relentless aggression.

[@thehighgroundpiano]

8:42 what is that laugh 😂

[@CyberGuy419]

6:36 girls whenever the light goes out for 0.000001 seconds

[@zombieslayer9304]

The day poof realizes he can easily realign his remote by pushing 1 button on the remote is the day he finally looses his mind

[@KrazyKeith4]

And breaks the Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus inside

[@corruptiongaming72]

And learns about "unfocused swinging". AKA when you hit an enemy you arent focused on, causing their block to be completely ignored.

[@novalol77]

I’ve left a comment on one of his vids a while ago but he never saw it. Oh well 🤣😂

[@highbartender]

loses

[@buffaloben15golf88]

6:35 It was at this moment he f**ked up. 😂🔥 All jokes aside That choke hurt from here

[@travisharper3731]

6:36 My High School English Teacher when she saw a Spider

[@richardjouett2289]

6:36 that is the angriest I've ever heard him scream

[@tuckduck2747]

It’s like Poof choreographs his losses to be as rage inducing as possible. Dying to the last character on their final heart is just one of many.

[@oaklandunite4866]

6:35-6:44 made me laugh uncontrollably 😂😂😂

[@lesdamian]

same im watching at 3 am and my mom isn’t happy 😭😭

[@schoolgamer9592]

When Georgina Rykers Pushed Me Too Far And Made Me Leave After Asking Her Only 1 Question

[@OwenHartFreak23]

When your professor gives you work over your summer break! 6:36

[@oaklandunite4866]

@Liv Angelina LMAO

[@vincenzofranchelli2201]

@@OwenHartFreak23 ye im not doing it, thats a problem for future me to deal with

[@johnathanbryan9705]

6:36 is me when I see a spider 🤣

[@gjb3367]

If the voice actor for toad ever dies or something happens to him then poof is on deck for the next one

[@dtown313]

13:37 I'm dying of laughter lmao

[@matthew8629]

"HER SWORD IS STUCK IN MY CROTCH!"

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

18:54 - He answered his own question... WITH FORCE!

[@zachgreenninja3885]

17:02 LoOk At ThIs NoIsE

[@assembledremnant]

12:21 it’s not the hill of doom they simply had the High Ground, Poof.

[@theastonvillaseal585]

6:38 SpongeBob when he realises the Hash Slinging Slasher isn’t Squidward

[@adriananimates7448]

20:47 Probably my first time hearing Poof make a death threat!

[@KrazyKeith4]

And with that Rodeo Clown laugh, imagine hearing that shit at midnight

[@steef9591]

6:37 Im gonna set this as my alarm clock

[@joshuarhodes2043]

21:51 almost had my drink come out of my nose I was laughing so hard

[@Skinnyyshooterr]

At the beginning the swings weren’t so emotionally charged, after like 13 mins every swing is so personal, like a insult hurled in a plastic sword.

[@treythewave5692]

6:42 when you about get hit with the stick

[@fealmar1]

As a little kid back in the day, I cannot agree more!

[@datkrazyblamer1595]

Nobody: Wubbzy when he sees something exciting: 16:21

[@shaneiix6860]

Underrated lmao

[@OwenHartFreak23]

7:00 when a weird kid comes up to you and say you smell nice

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Victor was the next victim of the suicidal hits 6:59

[@Vrock02]

A good tip is to block while your mii is running towards them so the ones that swing wildly have a lower chance of hitting you.

[@stuckinatree45]

yeah, thats really the only way to beat the last level

[@Vrock02]

@@stuckinatree45 and it makes it easier to beat the other ones

[@RiceCooker-san]

11:51 made my stomach hurt from laughing ☠ ☠

[@Sprlnkles_meow]

you know proof everyone always talks about all the stuff you do and makes fun of you but your content genuinely makes me laugh even when you're not raging and i just wanted to tell you that cause people don't tell you that often

[@snaveretnuh]

Important Tip: When approaching a mii, prepare your blocking position in advance as Miis tend to attack first before you attack

[@Skoufidios]

At first I didn't think this would be much; just your casual raging and funny moments type of thing... But to actually see Poof of all people writing down in the comments that his throat hurts made my heart SINK like a brick. Do you know how much your heart races and the sheer PANIC induced by the fact that this person, who has been screaming at the top of his lungs for hours upon end, only now admits that after all the screaming in the video his troat hurts? We're talking about Poofesure here!! His throat NEVER hurts!!

[@zezus001]

ok

[@Skoufidios]

@Were wolf Queen It IS concerning, isn't it?

[@kingrant6274]

It ain't that deep calm down

[@JacobDoffing42]

16:20 Wow! Wow, wow, wow, wow... *Poofesure.exe has stopped working*

[@Eggieye]

17:52 i almost choked with that cough

[@shay6565]

One of these days Poof is gonna give himself a heart attack with how much he rages 😭

[@ccaio5585]

6:36 when I see my uncle walking towards me menacingly

[@turbkeysamdwich8614]

2:39 when nintendo releases a wii product called "have a clear, a CLEAR line of sight"

[@sf936]

6:40 is just simply the best reaction I've heard in all time.

[@ynghst]

still waiting for him to adjust his sword with the d-pad. (also despite what people think I do enjoy poof’s videos it’s just funny to see him fail)

[@KoigYT]

the fact that he still doesn’t know this baffles me

[@poweredvoltage3213]

The game constantly reminds him yet he refuses to read it every time

[@vincenzofranchelli2201]

Hi vGhost :)

[@leviwright9493]

6:37 is now my new alarm

[@lazertest51]

Poofesure: *Sees Tommy* Also Poofesure: “Not Tyrone”.

[@ifyoureadthisyouarelegendary]

20:46 How I always feel when I lose an argument

[@LazyboiYt.]

How I feel when my teammates don’t revive me 20:57

[@ifyoureadthisyouarelegendary]

@@LazyboiYt. 😂

[@LazyboiYt.]

@@ifyoureadthisyouarelegendary XD

[@patrykpiwonski2129]

Good tip for swordplay - swing sideways if you are surrounded to hit others before you fight them Edit - If you don't know what I mean look at 15:59 on the right side of the screen

[@quintennial.]

if the other people held their sword vertical, wouldn't you hit their sword and get knocked back?

[@patrykpiwonski2129]

@@quintennial. I did this before and if you don't directly fight them their sword doesn't matter, if you don't believe me test it yourself if you have a wii

[@silverflight01]

That's how I managed to bulldoze the block-happy yellow enemies in Volcano

[@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840]

15:05 the rats in my house when i leave out food

[@TheMstwntdLMSV123]

Thank you for continuing to make hilarious content like this. I just had back surgery and I really needed a good laugh to take my mind off of things

[@dankviv5711]

feel better bro!

[@swagggga]

Doctor: don’t worry, it’s not going to hurt The kid in the other room: 6:36

[@devonszpot]

8:47 perfectly reasonable response

[@nickchef5676]

6:38 when I see a spider in my room at 2 am

[@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840]

15:12 6 year olds seeing a big chungus memes like

[@jacobschwartz5592]

6:37 had me dying lmaooo

[@ootfan7882]

Howler Monkey lol

[@evs06]

I love watching him scream at Wii characters.

[@kavinraveendran5108]

20:11 Lucia knocked her out

[@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840]

6:36 pov: youre a 6 year old seeing an insect 100 times smaller than you

[@toeyboi9488]

2:19 left is white that killed me 😂

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

1:25 - Look at this. He barely even hit him, and he still died.

[@animalcracker-k4l]

Anti-vax kid

[@ootfan7882]

@@animalcracker-k4l Lmao

[@KatsyKat]

He got silly slapped 💀💀

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

4:08 - It looks like Theo lost his balanced on the cliff.

[@lapislazuli4288]

Poof: Unleashes demonic rage when he loses Poof 2 seconds later: Restarts calmly

[@fealmar1]

7:15 hmm, no. GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT?! YEAH THAT'S A GREAT IDEA TO CALIBRATE! BUT GUESS WHAT, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE CALIBRATED AFTER ATATATATA! GET OUT OF THIS, I DON'T WANNA CALIBRATE! (as his pointer has a seizure)

[@skippygotswag8005]

🤣🤣🤣

[@fox_and_violet2712]

4:29 JJJAAACCCKKKIEEEEEEE

[@BlueShyGuyBeatGod8693]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Frazed-z4c]

15:12 I’m dying as soon as I saw when his scream is making me so tragic and I’m dying of laughter 💀 and 4:28 I’m gonna fly to heaven of this scream ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ even4:49

[@CatalynRose]

6:25 he called Tommy Tyrone

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

13:12 - David was about to take his shot, but noooooo.

[@mystical2152]

8:28 Victor's looking at Abby like "You ok bro?"

[@prime_231]

That should have been the thumbnail

[@bony3435]

Watching this man play swordplay while raging is like music to my ears 🙂

[@mwaveyysmusic]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this

[@abigbutterstick1780]

No one: Babies getting there first shots 6:36

[@alternateaccounts5134]

I love how poof never thinks to guard as he approaches an enemy and just assumes that he has to take the hit