Watching Big A slowly realize how easy his contract was on stream was so fucking funny lmao
@shroomer38675 ай бұрын
Also when he overthinks it and doesn't realize that drowning the guy DOES count as an accident on Sapienza.
@peng59975 ай бұрын
@@shroomer3867 Why was the body getting found? I cant understand from the vid
@salkokelecija94655 ай бұрын
@@peng5997Body of that npc needs like 15 or so seconds to be hidden, I remember that from other sniper contracts I played in Sapienza.
@biggenius65615 ай бұрын
It also hurt mentally.
@kea64125 ай бұрын
That wheel was targeted to Atrioc. He loves Paris, he has been so many times.
@bradychapman56455 ай бұрын
Exactly, it’s his favorite 😊
@JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r5 ай бұрын
The weather must be great
@pagingdrwhom23005 ай бұрын
I heard the weather in Paris is lovely this time of year
@bradychapman56455 ай бұрын
@@pagingdrwhom2300 nice and ☀️. He might wanna dive in that river with the athletes 😂
@Givens435 ай бұрын
BACK TO PARIS.
@gunnerfiner83615 ай бұрын
"I shot that window out! The game is broken!" - Atrioc, as he tries to throw a taser through the window right above the one he actually shot
@Kjubb5 ай бұрын
Bahahah exactly
@xReDxTuRtLeZx5 ай бұрын
if he threw it out the correct window, would it be able to go through?
@GreenzQe5 ай бұрын
He tried shooting out the other panes too, it is the game.
@gunnerfiner83615 ай бұрын
@@GreenzQe After looking at it again, the shattering of glass all over the full window implies the whole window was broken just by shooting 1 pane, so it is the games fault.
@u_s_e_rname5 ай бұрын
@@xReDxTuRtLeZxidk but logically yes
@pheonixblue94345 ай бұрын
I cant belive Atrioc again over thunk his contract and the solution was just soooooo much simpler
@Schwanzedad5 ай бұрын
Not just his own contract
@TFHKzone5 ай бұрын
All he had to do was have one target be in the attic or something
@antoniwisniewski45155 ай бұрын
over thunk
@knoahknows5 ай бұрын
over thunk
@uglydrewcifer5 ай бұрын
over thunk
@Nihaas5 ай бұрын
one thing to know for Aspecticor's mission is he worked out the glitch in the first few minutes of creating it. He'd said afterwards that it was a glitch he's done in a different map and he saw the window and thought it looked like it might've been possible
@Kumquat575 ай бұрын
its cool how everyone had the same time for the first and second map
@MaxButItsYoutTube5 ай бұрын
Saw that too, crazy consistency considering the route differences.
@Nic_ZA5 ай бұрын
I dont think thats the case, think its editors mistake, take a look at aspecticor’s time on second map
@Nic_ZA5 ай бұрын
15:07
@FaliggetFTW5 ай бұрын
Yeah, the editor got the times wrong for the first map.
@MaxButItsYoutTube5 ай бұрын
@@Nic_ZA good eye! Didn’t notice that
@just__mate5 ай бұрын
Atrioc (Haytrioc, because it's H.O.R.S.E.) thinking he came up with a genius contract for the entire creation period only to find out that there is a way easier solution was absolutely hilarious
@ShadowDemon_45 ай бұрын
Pretty sure him not marking specifically what to kill them with was his main downfall.
@ManOfParody5 ай бұрын
One of my favorite youtube series, unironically. This is the only game that I love watching speedrunners play.
@nousername81625 ай бұрын
If i had a time machine i would go back in time and make sure atrioc chooses a second floor target
@zebdawson36875 ай бұрын
A guy DID do that and was told to “fuck off” and quit backseat gaming, that they’re “ruining the content”, all three streamers got bent out of shape for that guy suggesting it. In fact, they told anyone who even thought that to just stop watching, you “aren’t the audience we want”. All three of them. 🤷🏻♂️
@FromMan2Monkey5 ай бұрын
@@zebdawson3687what has joe biden done to this country :(
@nousername81625 ай бұрын
@@zebdawson3687 truly 1984
@nathanwashington97845 ай бұрын
@@zebdawson3687it’s almost like… the point of these streams is for 3 streamers to make contracts together that have the possibility of being able to be beaten in unintended ways and someone telling them how to design their level takes the fun out of that??? But how dare the streamers they are truly the bad guys
@timbonator15 ай бұрын
@@nathanwashington9784 But taking suggestions would engage viewers more?
@lu38293 ай бұрын
Atrioc play testing his contract like he has to start at the top, slowly walking down a flight of stairs and boost his way down instead of ever testing it from the ground is wild. Still turned out to be a decently interesting contract with the sniper start and shooting under the helicopter.
@owencmyk5 ай бұрын
Thank u eriksenchee for adding visual effects! I never would've been able to keep track of red guns otherwise
@mashedmentality5 ай бұрын
You guys are goated for keeping this series going for so long. Honestly one of my favorite things to watch on KZbin. Recently picked up a copy of Hitman and started playing the game myself because of this series. It doesn’t spoil the game or even really showcase what the games story is about at all but man did it really make me want to try the game out myself. Amazing content
@Mn-rest5 ай бұрын
Was gonna pack for school but this changes everything
@iiFuSiiOnZx5 ай бұрын
This comment makes me feel old
@irishlegendgamer33075 ай бұрын
I was about to go to bed (BST). Sleep can wait half an hour.
@JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r5 ай бұрын
8pm here for me, good luck man
@Bomberman66Hell5 ай бұрын
Oh no, what exactly are you packing?
@boneless705 ай бұрын
First time i cant relate anymore 😭
@Palmster14535 ай бұрын
15:42 the times are wrong and it continues throughout the whole video
@ethanarnold69685 ай бұрын
Ngl I was blown away by the increase in editing I didn’t even notice😂😂😂 the highlight of the screen when red guns hit along with the sound effects are excellent
@elimiller26815 ай бұрын
I thought I was going insane whenever everyone's time was exactly the same from Aspect's contract to Big A's, I had to go back and look immediately💀
@BPrez945 ай бұрын
Huge brain gigachad chater: try it from the ground. Pea brain glizzy-goblin Atrioc: nah
@serpenttao5 ай бұрын
The return of Hitman Horse is a huge W! Big A forgetting to turn on the conditions that he based his whole contract around and accidentally making a super easy 30-second contract is also a big W. Editor using absolute god-tier video game soundtracks for all of the video? 10/10, instant classic, kino. A list to all the music would be a godsend.
@GOLD-fg6eo5 ай бұрын
The best series on this channel is finally back!!!
@jacksonbrown3965 ай бұрын
Like the Aizen pfp
@jorgehaswag72945 ай бұрын
So excited to watch the vid! But I’m a bit confused atrioc, what is an elusive target again? I think you accidentally muted when you tried to explain it (classic coffee cow move) so I was wondering if you could run it back. Thanks! Again, so excited to watch!
@atrioc5 ай бұрын
😡
@qwertytarantuno7305 ай бұрын
@@atriocyou didn’t answer
@witty91825 ай бұрын
@qwertytarantuno730 I think he's expressing his anger at the fact he forgot to include the most important part of the video!
@GoofyEarlFan5 ай бұрын
@@atriocque es el elusive target?
@noThankyou-g5c5 ай бұрын
23:07 you all got the exact same time twice in a row thats crazy
@SireBab4 ай бұрын
I haven't finished the video but I'm slightly worried about the description being "last last job" please don't stop doing these, I love hit man horse especially with you three!
@bupster645 ай бұрын
Much like Martincinopants can’t escape Finland, Atrioc can never escape Paris and who can blame him, it’s got beautiful weather this time of year.
@PointsofData5 ай бұрын
But it also has a poop river so
@bupster645 ай бұрын
@@PointsofData true
@lukewilmington98075 ай бұрын
G R E E R
@bupster645 ай бұрын
@@lukewilmington9807 This just in, G R E E R
@testpermanent4175 ай бұрын
Big A always has these grandiose ideas and then all his contracts end up being “shoot guy win” because he didn’t add a condition
@58jamesp5 ай бұрын
Finally KZbin has some good algorithm to recommend this video! This has got to be the most enjoyable video I’ve seen on Hitman in a long time, such a brilliant idea to create your own contracts and figure out how to pull them off 👍🏻
@LOKO_DABZАй бұрын
Wouldn’t a multiplayer lobby with four hitmen compete in contracts in the same lobby be awesome
@the_kings_sergeant44765 ай бұрын
"We're hitman guys, of course we ... oh look, a coin!"
@liviousgameplay17555 ай бұрын
I love the A map was everyone discovering that the guards on that map are unqualified to protect a house plant.
@Adam-ei9kj4 ай бұрын
the pokemon ost really fits in well with the fast-paced and panic-inducing moments that displays atrioc's slow descent into insanity as he can't hitman horse the hitman horse
@andyzennir97145 ай бұрын
This was a Hitman H.O.R.S.E where Atrioc really did the clown suit justice.
@Freelancer8372 ай бұрын
23:05 funny graphic that shows the same time for category 1 and category 2
@prixtront72405 ай бұрын
Good video. Unfortunately I had seen most of it in the stream vod already, but unlike some previous Hitman Horse videos on youtube, this one had everything that I would want to watch included.
@Rekindled_Ninja5 ай бұрын
Your series got me to buy Hitman: WoA. I played it for like 3 months straight, clocked in almost 300 hours, and can't drop the game. Shit I spent like 10 hours just trying to learn all the skips for sapienza (God i hate that invisible golf ball) Much love to the hitman community, it's honestly one of the greatest communities to be a part of. Every single hitman runner is absolutely cracked!
@8-bitnightshade3 ай бұрын
The stakes have never been higher, this is about to be fire
@OinglorBoinglor5 ай бұрын
I think this is the first time Atrioc had to actually do a punishment LOL the few times he's lost H.O.R.S.E he didn't have a punishment
@blakeog20345 ай бұрын
Love when a spoiler pulls up on ya like this.
@sbsftw42325 ай бұрын
Love it.
@testacals5 ай бұрын
@@blakeog2034 Stop reading the comments before watching the vid
@testacals5 ай бұрын
@@blakeog2034 Stop reading the comments before watching the vid
@Wehttam964 ай бұрын
Best hitman horse episode. Loved the round timer visuals. Good job editors
@ethanp13485 ай бұрын
What's great about Hitman HORSE is that even in a contract that wasn't completely thought out like Atrioc's here, you still get some crazy and different solutions from all three of them. The variety of this game is so good.
@Laarye2 ай бұрын
Around 3:00, I noticed, it's not broken. You shot the second pane from the bottom, but tossed the taser at the third pane. So, you aimed at two separate places.
@Jesse-t6k5 ай бұрын
4:47 nobody saw that, clean recovery
@rymca47585 ай бұрын
exactly what i came to the comments for
@Duhrbfurbhdhrhr.15 ай бұрын
I don’t get it
@kalebanderson74835 ай бұрын
I love these types of videos. Would be cool if they made it open to chat to see how fast it can really get.
@EvoLando355 ай бұрын
Please do these more often man. These videos are literally always a great watch
@oCloudy5 ай бұрын
changing the title to attract newbies is cool, but i was here because HITMAN HORSE IS BACK LETS GOOOO
@Zevirem5 ай бұрын
I love that Linkus went to Ikea for that bit. He crushed Big A there. Atrioc couldn't even boost over the railing with that muffin smh 🙄
@coldes975 ай бұрын
The editing in this video goes hard, big W. I would love to know how much of the title animation are fully custom or edited templates
@skilledsummoner42745 ай бұрын
Really like the graphics for this episode. I hope the format stays the same for future ones.
@quentinbodivit16695 ай бұрын
i love those hitman horse videos, such a great mood.
@nouche5 ай бұрын
omg could we get a hitman horse-like concept where the community can submit their best puzzles?? i’ve got some ideas myself… especially one really sick one! joined the discord, too, but there doesn’t seem to be many people playing hitman/channels dedicated to that
@PsychEngel5 ай бұрын
It would be a fair way to determine the rankings by calculating the percentage of the best time on each map. For example, if one player has a time of 60 seconds and the other two have 63 and 67 seconds, you calculate their percentages relative to the best time using the formula: `(best time / player's time) * 100`. So, for the second player: `(60/63) * 100 = 95.24%`, and for the third player: `(60/67) * 100 = 89.55%`. After calculating the percentage for all three maps, you add up each player's percentages and divide the total by 3. The player with the highest average percentage wins.
@lu38293 ай бұрын
Kinda just sounds like that would overcomplicate things for a slightly more accurate ranking. Doing it based on cumulative time works better with the in game timer always being present and it displays better for the recap sections of the video (even though they fucked up that display somehow).
@sunsunk92095 ай бұрын
The masculine urge to yell Hitman Horse at the top of my lungs
@zebdawson36875 ай бұрын
My favorite part of this stream was Atrioc pulling the classic SUPER EASY doodoo contract, then someone in chat (who was 100% right) saying “you… should probably try your contract, just to be sure it doesn’t suck” then all three streamers shitting on that guy for “backseat gaming”. Dude wouldn’t need to “backseat game” if there was some “front seat gaming” going on to begin with. What a 1head contract! 😂
@xsebkiller15 ай бұрын
Exactly, and i'd say there is a difference between backseat gaming and just giving a suggestion these guys doesnt get.
@zebdawson36875 ай бұрын
@@xsebkiller1 Big A and a majority of his viewers aren’t exactly people of intelligence, unfortunately. 🤷🏻♂️
@lu38293 ай бұрын
All that time spent trying to get that boost and tagging body bagged targets could've been spent play testing the mission in the "obvious way".
@daepappy18 күн бұрын
What a 1head take, if Atrioc took that suggestion then we wouldn't get the content of him finding out he way overthought his contract
@Kylarro18 күн бұрын
I just stumbled across this, never played hitman but just finished your hitman playlist. I hope more hitman horse is coming soon
@stealth31225 ай бұрын
its so funny that everyone's dartmoor time was the same as their respective paris time
@daveguy_5 ай бұрын
best hitman horse edit to date. really well made.
@AsianGreatness5 ай бұрын
bro the muffin boost at the end i'm ded
@lardusbirmingham70205 ай бұрын
Just when I finished binging this series! I love this game and you guys teach me so much every video, love this series so much and happy to see another entry
@Harkness1975 ай бұрын
'Cooked so hard its burnt' is my new favourite line lol 😂
@chandlermiller39445 ай бұрын
Cutting the part where aspec had to remake his contract because atrioc didn't have the baterang. That's some erasure
@curtisgoldthorpe66565 ай бұрын
Big-A going" He's such a devious dog" after misjuding the drowning kill... it's the best thing all year
@TheHiddenOne6905 ай бұрын
LETS GO! I love this series
@nothing92605 ай бұрын
Watching Big A fucking up his contract and ignoring all advice from chat truly one of the moments of all time
@ulaula1555 ай бұрын
30:29 video end
@Nicky98br5 ай бұрын
accurate
@Dentro-w7x5 ай бұрын
Thanks dude really helped out 👍
@jacksnipes9094Ай бұрын
He shoots the 2nd glass pane on the door, tries to throw the device through the 3rd one and says the game is brookennn I shot that one!!!! lol
@DeliriumzzZ5 ай бұрын
In the beginning of the video I was watching this big brain Paris run thinking ' why would anyone need to be upstairs when they're all on the ground floor ?'. 18 minutes later, and I'm howling.
@maddoxgr5 ай бұрын
love these hitman horse videos keep it up
@Brandongamesall5 ай бұрын
We are hitman guys, we know that an allusive target is a target that is specifically someone who we...
@cameronwiseman86855 ай бұрын
I love your hit man videos I love all the nerd moves you guys do can wait to see you guys play hit man 4
@MadsL-h5 ай бұрын
wow i just watched all the other horse games yestarday and now theres a new one NICE
@8-bitnightshade3 ай бұрын
Is it crazy to anyone else turn on the final screen all 3 of their first times are identical to their second times and the third round is the only one with any variation that's incredibly cool to me.
@phoonfrags87655 ай бұрын
seeing 3 dudes being passionate nerds about a game, alongside skillful gameplay is what makes this such a good series to me
@Ho0diee5 ай бұрын
the visualization edit for the spin the wheel was epic
@NinjaFrog-nr3bs5 ай бұрын
The usage of pokemon colosseum music makes me so happy, but also makes me so sad that it is so likely that that game will never be remaster or a game like it made again
@atorrrand5 ай бұрын
So I have never played Hitman and never really understood the game. But somehow I stumbled down your account and went down to hit man wormhole. These are so much fun to watch and they look hard as fuck to figure out
@ryanstrodtbeck80095 ай бұрын
I like the production quality of this episode, good work whoever edited!
@pauljones91505 ай бұрын
Video continues at 0:00:02 (thank me later)
@InstrumentalistElle5 ай бұрын
Thank you, kind sir, for this very helpful timestamp.
@Beanster.5 ай бұрын
You're a real one
@Ace_1645 ай бұрын
Appreciate it bro
@overlooked41745 ай бұрын
I’m so confused…?
@dementedgocart96385 ай бұрын
thanks man i was having a hard time with
@supercrazy8435 ай бұрын
Hitman HORSE is such fucking great content. It's such a joy seeing you 3 get together for some Hitman
@whispywisties5 ай бұрын
theres an awesome part in the vod where linkus reads the description of aspect's contract description and ends up convincing atrioc that he knew the lyrics and it is very very funny
@siffy53405 ай бұрын
2:31 aspecticor got lazy pronouncing the “se” part of horse it sounds like. That’s dangerous.
@danieltoper44695 ай бұрын
I just rewatched all of the hitman horse video and now this comes out??? PEAK
@TheMinecraftOverlord5 ай бұрын
Love the editing!
@imdombra54155 ай бұрын
I'M SO HERE FOR THIS HITMAN HORSE GOATED
@demian_csomic_winters94845 ай бұрын
I had an idea, what if did one round normal see who can do a horse game fastest but then redo same exact challenge after learning what everyone else did to get their time and try get even better time with the new knowledge?
@rubysauce5 ай бұрын
so actual gameplay question: why didn't the viper shot count as drowning in the last mission, but shooting in the hand with linkus's sniper did?
@SomeonetookPaul4 ай бұрын
18:58 "I cooked so hard it's burnt"
@T1NKYW1NKY565 ай бұрын
I genuinely felt that Atrioc was gonna bomb the stairs at the end. Geez man you gonna give me a heart attack
@rice_frying_shrimpАй бұрын
Absolutely astonishing sweep here from Aspecticor with three clean and decisive wins!
@karaujo885 ай бұрын
WE NEED ONE HITMAN HORSE PER WEEK , PLEASE
@Goobt645 ай бұрын
Its finally back! I love these so much, wish they came out more often
@CodeAlpaca5 ай бұрын
Love the series, please keep it going!
@RealMrBiscuitGaming5 ай бұрын
loved the intro to the challenge
@fakjbf31295 ай бұрын
As Atrioc was explaining his upper level strategy I thought “how funny would it be if there was a way more efficient route just running on ground level” and the answer was extremely funny.
@jay.murdockАй бұрын
While he was making it, someone pointed out that it'd be easy from ground floor and told him to try it, and Big A said No 😂
@CosmicAngmar2 ай бұрын
The Coconut Mall once Atroic relaized the flaw jn his plan is peak, editor deserves a raise
@nouche5 ай бұрын
Sniper shot under the helicopter? You could use a piercing rifle for that! (to kill both targets)
@DeMuypr5 ай бұрын
"We are Hitman guys. Of course we look out for cameras!"
@brontosand55575 ай бұрын
It's my birthday and you uploaded an absolute banger of a video I'm gonna think of it as a birthday gift
@mikkin5 ай бұрын
eriksenchee absolutely cooked with this edit 🔥🔥
@stankystorms71705 ай бұрын
Like the goldeneye music in the background nice touch
@please-wake-up-now5 ай бұрын
Man, this series never gets old! 😂 Atrioc’s mad genius is just the best content to watch! I love how everyone thinks they’ve got the better plan, only to find out it’s way simpler! 🤷♂️ Can't wait for the next part of the adventure! 🎮
@Dawg20285 ай бұрын
The editing is slick GOOD JOB
@OliveTree20105 ай бұрын
Loved the GoldenEye music. Great game, great vid.
@mattisj.4195 ай бұрын
Exact same time in the first and second round is crazy
@akaisoup67635 ай бұрын
I love hitman and I love this series, can’t say it enough of how happy I am to see such high level of hitman Ing, stay bald big A