I Made The SLOWEST Shortcut EVER

[@SirMegaManNeoX]

You should make "shortcuts" that lead to the beginning, EVERY time. 😂

[@alkestos]

Or shortcut but at the end there is the beginning ring, not the finish.

[@afoxwithahat7846]

@@alkestos that's deceiving, the intention was to make people run in circles

[@beeholland5946]

Yeah, but slightly after so that they don’t see the start ring

[@ToothpickSamurai]

One of those tracks where it appears like it starts over and then you do it again and it starts over again but every time there is a tiny difference to tell you that each time it starts over it really isn't.

[@harriebruggeman2896]

Ja

[@Hi_Im_Sandals]

Really fun map to play Dapper. I particularly enjoyed the part where I kept crashing into different bushes to see which ones had physics.

[@alkestos]

How did you end up going under 40?

[@Hi_Im_Sandals]

@@alkestos I just uploaded a short video of the route if you want to see it. Honestly think I got a little lucky in finding that, just kept bumping into stuff until I found enough non-collision bushes to make my way to the finish.

[@thestratposter3515]

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[@Couldntthinkofanythingbetter.]

Hi sandals you might not remember me because I’m boring 🥁(it’s me Im Boring)👋

[@bballplayer5555]

Secret shortcut to jump that cannot be reached. At max speed you always fall just a short. Needs to be “hidden” but findable through another “accidental” photo mode error

[@Nevir202]

You monster! LOL

[@deathofallthingspotato9919]

YESSS Potentially have other worse shortcuts so people know there are legit shortcuts, but pretty obvious ones...

[@3zdayz]

Slow short cuts are also called 'Scenic routes'.

[@ThatYTShortCreator]

Actually their called “100 years has passed since I entered this route.”

[@link_team3855]

@@ThatYTShortCreator yeh, link took a nap and beat ganon before we got out.

[@mattmays9063]

LMAO, you know it's bad when the crew is no longer asking YOU if there's cheese in the course and have completely excluded you from the conversation about the existence of cheese!

[@matheusGMN]

incredible, even when you don't intend to make a shortcut people find one hahaha

[@loganshaw4527]

Ya 15 seconds faster poeple: get good

[@SoDight]

Invisible finish is actually so troll idea

[@_Vengeance_]

How about a track with a fake ending that's indistinguishable from the real ending? You make an ending with limited view due to the surrounding hills (hills everywhere, the road coming in from a gap through the hills), and then you replicate that entire ending section (the whole part after the gap through the hills), but use invisible blocks to wall off the finish there. You make a shortcut at the start (obscure enough people miss it the first time but can definitely find it when they're looking for cheese) that appears to drop you back on the main road near the exit (far enough they can't look into the gap through the hills unless they backtrack) but unknown to them that's the replicate, and everyone will wonder why they can't reach the finish when they could before.

[@mme.veronica735]

idea, a "slowest shortcut" where you have to go under the slow limit from the start through it but since it cuts out so much of the track it is actually a shortcut

[@Extramrdo]

Oh, so a mix of this and that Lord of the Rings track one of them did?

[@Cerulean_Frost]

I tried out the map, kinda late but whatever, and found what seems to be the strat. But first, Dappers 8:50 run can work. But after he passes the intangible bush and between the other 2 bushes he should go left. I think it's easiest after 2 trees on the left. After that he would enter a long clearing that stretches to the right, at the end of it there is another intangible bush and then you're back on the shortcut before the booster near the end. That gave me a 39.2. But I think it's faster to go behind some bushes right after entering the shortcut, at 11:14 you can see first Gustmonk and then [OR]Roader try. You'll have to try and squeeze under a small pine in the downhill, but if you do you have a fairly straight shot to the same intangible bush at the end of the track. There is just a slight right turn that can be tricky if you can preserve a lot of speed. That squeeze is precise, if you're a little bit to far right you'll hit your head, too far left and you'll hit the trunk. But it's worth it, a decent time is somewhere around a 35. But a great time can be as low as 32.0 or even 31.X. My best is a 32.6 but I had another run that felt faster. However I cut a bit too aggressively at the exit to the shortcut track, even though I lost a lot of speed that was a 33.5.

[@CodeWeaver]

World's. Biggest. Troll. Rock on, Dapper.

[@chanlott7171]

I love the part where dapper runs into the same bush every run

[@Phlarx]

Yannic at 1:08 : "Ah, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions" xD

[@jandje]

[@SpecialFX99]

I want footage of the 37s run!

[@epicgeneral1631]

I just love how much fun you all have making these. Makes it so fun to watch!

[@h3dr0n38]

The “Be Real” interruption was funny

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

Yeah i heard something back there

[@cjslime8847]

Winning run play back is needed

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

Yeah

[@Dragonorder18]

It's like he tricked them all into thinking he said, "Simon Says" When he never did. hehe.

[@anonomusperson]

the track sould have been 'lost in the woods, in plain sight'

[@malhardeadshot6118]

Yannic with his hecking stuff with the pauses always gets me 😂

[@alexdacat7052]

one of these times you should "forget" to disable photomode but actually add no shortcuts everyone would spend all their time looking for the cheese in photomode while you're getting times

[@AlbinoBlackMonkey]

Chaotic Neutral at is absolutely finest

[@Данилтычкрейзи]

It's actually funny how they described BeReal completely opposite of what the idea of it is. The idea is to be real, hence the 1 minute timer to post photo, but they described it as try to look better, what everyone there's actually doing. Yeah, that app is total failure in terms if its idea.

[@SuperJackwilson]

since dapper took my previous suggestion to build a track filled with hidden shortcuts that are slower than the acual course my next suggestion is build a track filled with hidden catapults that launch you near the finish but none of them actually reach by design but tell everyone it's multiplayer physics screwing it up

[@Xenuos]

guy in chat is absolutely devestated

[@BLKBRDSR71]

When Dapper makes moldy cheese.

[@spaceshipable]

You should make it so the original track becomes the fastest in the last minute once everyone has found all the short cuts and given up on the original route.

[@ghost_ship_supreme]

Beautiful map! It’s funny that he’s so well known for cheese now that he has to flip the script and add anti-cheese!

[@Dinkleberg96]

Dapper doing the unnexpected 🤣

[@loganshaw4527]

Driving poorly on purpose.

[@nogoat23]

I wish you could see the run of the winning time. What did they discover?

[@Great_Cthulhu]

Make a track that is designed so you get a better time if you brake after the start than if you accept the full speed boost.

[@naroj101]

I didn't know North Americans really think Amsterdam = the Netherlands. I'm dissapointed kAN.

[@loganshaw4527]

Lol you think north Americans equals Mexico, USA and Canada. While It is fact the north part of the USA. That are called north Americans.

[@matheusGMN]

but they sure were surprised by the fact there wasn't a shortcut x)

[@poopalachas]

you should make a short cut maze so kinda like the large cheese map but a bunch of short cuts off of short cuts off of short cuts, but its all a rouse the fastest finish is right behind the start which is in front of the finish its a tunnel that takes you to the check point down a fall and then back up to the finish.

[@PraxZimmerman]

I feel like this is the 17thbtime I've seen this theme for a track

[@12944qwerty]

I watched this with the spottiest connection ever and made this video went much slower... Coincidence? I think not

[@samunagy221]

8:30 War Thunder gameplay with Yannic?

[@will6162]

It has finally been done

[@ZGKIV]

I mean, you guys are most of the zeepkist KZbin community from what I've seen... So yeah, he's gonna bend to your requests. XD

[@S1lvermoon]

Wait so how the other people be getting 37s what was the unintended cheese that they use?

[@zacaryhellings9507]

You should make one that has no shortcuts or anything weird but have stuff that seems like shortcuts and watch them constantly crash into stuff

[@bbhiscrazybbhiscrazy4372]

The cheese is a lie

[@samraymond4464]

wish we actually could see the best possible route in each of these races

[@lvlythic]

dapper should make a shortcut in a shortcut

[@harrisantoniades8129]

You always upload so early

[@dragonboi_101]

These aren’t shortcuts, these are longcuts

[@Josiah100x]

what id Yannic made a ring point that flipped the players collison you would need to know where it is but you use it to do "obvious" shortcuts bit without knowing where you hid the collision flip noone could follow you.

[@Andy.Ripley]

should make a fake finish line for them. then when they go thru it make the block behind it drop them out of the map. or put a finish line and surround it in invisible walls just to troll them to think there must be some way in.

[@JubelMusic]

Hey Dapper you making nice videos. Are you from the netherlands?

[@Coday4040]

My son loves all these videos!

[@NeonNijahn]

Where's the cheese dapper!?

[@kiansweeney4191]

Ong

[@kiansweeney4191]

Me n u were 2nd n first lol

[@NeonNijahn]

@@kiansweeney4191 heck yeH!

[@WoodrosWorld]

Troll cheeses... sounds stinky..

[@vulkarma741]

What about a map with shortcuts that lead you back to the start if you choose the wrong path you go back to the start

[@glenjamindle]

How do I find those CTR boys so I can see their lines?

[@seapicklofficial91]

Hey Dapper can i be in a Marble World video?

[@jenniferstewarts4851]

Hmm, short cuts with "breaking blocks" that slow you to 50... and boosters that ONLY keep you at 50... driving people nuts cuz while the short cut would be the most "direct route" its just so slow to complete.

[@iamlorddems3859]

Dapper made the SpongeBob shortcut track a.k.a it's a line there is no shortcut

[@Shadowblade460]

whait dapper-dutch? Does dapper stand for brave using the dutch word for it?

[@KILLAPLEYA133]

Gekoloniseerd🇳🇱🇳🇱

[@LucasL512]

The real cheese is the friends we made along the way

[@prestleynelly]

The best

[@kiansweeney4191]

Les go

[@stolasamon-seere5319]

Told you it would be funny af. Left ya another somewhere. Catch in the comments. Later.

[@Kertgaferg]

Invisible and non-tangible blocks should show up in photo mode somehow.

[@Kodiak01]

I still don't know the shortcut 🤣

[@aidenroosendaal6782]

yo dapper sinds wanneer ben jij nl

[@CleosetricVlyers]

Lmao gottem

[@CookieAuto]

Cheese

[@matheusGMN]

By the way yannic/fiets if you see this happy birthday!

[@opfu1237]

Hi! :)

[@jacklafond]

longcut

[@________________________9]

nooo show us the shortcut xd

[@TNH91]

Why is there talk about invisible rocks or invisible bushes? They're visible, they're just non-collidable. They even managed to make the right wording in the beginning. Call them "drivethrough" bushes or rocks instead. Please. Drivethrough bushes, rocks, and walls.

[@YabloodyWombat]

🧀

[@sabrinadodds6193]

Make a track where it is all boosters and tight turns but the cheese is that the end is behind the start

[@sabrinadodds6193]

Do it

[@sabrinadodds6193]

Plz

[@kiansweeney4191]

Do it

[@LordDragox412]

How about *you* do it?

[@CouchPotator]

That'd be found in 10 seconds

[@somewowhole42]

Oh man Kan is beyond annoying

[@Bismarko.]

Now, you change skin and maybe name before the track played, so no one follow you

[@spacegames6394]

4th

[@I-Gelato-I]

5th