I Miss My Wife, Tails... (Original Full Scene)

[@emperorzizen1081]

What makes this even funnier is that when Alfred says “I miss my wife,” it’s one of the few times he speaks with a clear voice as Eggman, so it sounds genuine which makes it even funnier

[@GAT957]

bro got serious

[@nyacruz7602]

@@GAT957he misses his wife

[@CharlatteCafe]

@@nyacruz7602he misses her a lot

[@nyacruz7602]

@ he’ll be back..

[@o8198]

i love how eggman has had enough and tries to call the cops

[@andrews4006]

I AM THE POLICE

[@andrews4006]

@Gooey *sigh* i miss my wife tails, i miss her a lot I'll be back

[@waterized_bottle]

@@andrews4006 **Fandub VAs having an uncontrollable laugh in the back**

[@slammbamm1977]

"All around me are familiar Eggmans"

[@WarVeteran213]

@@slammbamm1977 worn out eggmans

[@bugsyn]

Invincible season 2 finale instantly reminded me of this

[@alexeneka]

I thought the exact same thing when Nolan uttered the magic words

[@oihomelanda]

s3 in February🗣️

[@likeapro4242]

The coughing always gets me

[@FunniLilFunniMan]

Sane

[@greyknight4809]

It's him throwing up for me lmao

[@luvscxrs8606]

Especially the “HRRROOUGGHHLL”

[@bruh4138]

0:09 "i know i shoudas- * coughing intensifies *"

[@TwitteryStorm82]

agree XD

[@yyflame]

I like to think his wife isn’t dead and hasn’t left him, he just decided to run home because he wanted to see her

[@zealotoftheorchard9853]

Sorry to burst your headcanon but the source tells the story of betrayal and how eggman's wife was lead to the arms of another more perfecter man in shadow This leads him into wrathful self destruction and blatant disregard of human life when he recorded a video of him pissing so hard the moon shatters directed toward obama and twitter

[@mate12cf]

His wife cheated on him with two furries 😢

[@DeadlyNightshadeZ]

@@mate12cf To be fair, she thought he was dead on account of him being missing for three years while he was trapped in the facility

[@Pulowski]

Wait what this is real!?

[@josefkedron9558]

​@@mate12cf Not only Shadow and Rouge, but also the whole Sonic team.

[@Xylobone-Man]

“THATS IT, I’M CALLING THE POLICE!” “911!” “I’M BEING ATTACK- “I *AM* THE POLICE!” _”HOUUUEEGHH-“_

[@rosesongoku6980]

“………… I miss my wife, Tails…….. I miss her a lot, I’ll be back.”

[@jexxisahuman9073]

*wheezing in the background

[@slimlaglotoneria935]

I SHALL MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT SHADOW THE HEADHOG IS A BISH

[@YourLocalSonicTheHedgehogFan]

He pissed on my f@king wife​@@slimlaglotoneria935

[@Mrbuttboi]

OW MY BONES!!!

[@carlosleo4485]

What makes this even funnier is how tails looks surprised to Eggman sighing

[@spikeytoons1991]

Soon, you’ll get 100 likes, then your day will be complete!

[@EddieRaviente]

@@spikeytoons1991 Your Right

[@BraidensWorldEntertainment]

“403, take it or leave it”

[@idonteveniowanymo]

@@spikeytoons1991now it’s 1.6K

[@CheesyGoodness2024]

@@idonteveniowanymo WRONG. 1.7K

[@bensmith6518]

Alfred absolutely made the sonic fandub series. What a legend

[@sandyr5407]

You're laughing. He misses his wife, and you’re laughing.

[@mattaldana2021]

I do and I’m tired of pretending I’m not

[@Mauripsu]

How about another piss on the moon, Murray?

[@highbartender]

@@Mauripsuno i think we’ve enough of your pissing on the moon

[@TheXtremeBoltGuy]

Yes. Yes we are.

[@boogitybboo]

I know

[@krow1551]

I love the cut off like they were sitting there for an hour and eggman was just venting to tails

[@SYNDR0M1N0US]

A.a

[@D_YellowMadness]

Like in DBZ Abridged when Goku & Cooler are underwater for a few seconds.

[@Pyxis10]

​@@D_YellowMadnessAnd that is the history of my family.

[@PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo]

0:10 “I knew I shoulda-“ *discombobulates his lungs*

[@flynnroberts7787]

"Why are you doing this?!"

[@veronica3662]

"Happy April fools!"

[@L3SLYDrawsStuff]

“OH MY GOD, THATS IT, IM CALLING THE POLICE”

[@veronica3662]

@@L3SLYDrawsStuff "I *am* the police!"

[@zootie0127]

HUUUOOOOOOOURGH

[@sustails2942]

0:06 the feeling of stepping on a lego

[@josiahricafrente585]

0:10 and 0:21 could also apply

[@sustails2942]

I agree with 0:21 but I don’t think 0:10 would fit that much

[@TheIndoraptor]

@sus tails It does when you accidentally slip on a rock and swallow an entire box of Lego

[@sustails2942]

@@TheIndoraptor yea makes sense

[@wholetthisguyontheinternet]

"I miss my wife, Pomni. I miss her a lot."

[@ThEspectrum20]

Ah, a man of culture i see

[@angelsartandgaming]

Poor Kinger.

[@yourfriendlyneighbohoodpiz7683]

He'll be back.

[@codethewill]

I'm not gonna lie, that episode is the exact reason why I came back to this clip

[@kaiky_3821]

​@@codethewill same

[@sugdolomar]

0:09 Grievous in every fight he's on

[@thebigvega4415]

Hello there

[@sugdolomar]

​@@thebigvega4415 General Kenobi!

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

“You are a bold one.”

[@endlessseek8164]

Lung cancer

[@medibirb6912]

“Time to abandon smoking.”

[@rosebluelaurarity286]

omni man moment

[@dragongamer7139]

*intense coughing* "I'm calling the police!" _"I am the police!"_ *intense vomiting*

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Invincible Season 2 finale

[@patrickthehenchman2679]

0:10 Eggman has lung cancer

[@vinder-qy7zm]

Why was that so nicely timed!!?

[@senmora6431]

IKR LOL

[@Blueboy7017]

No he smoked weed

[@daniel2916100]

Eggman:Tails we need to cook

[@Wano-Kuno]

@@daniel2916100I just love how “bald guy has lung cancer” is now associated with Walter White 😂

[@TyTheLighthouseGuy]

To this day, I still say "AGH, MY B O N E S" when minorly injured because of this fandub

[@gabobo9237]

I always heard :AHG MY BALLS! Ty for opening my eyes

[@AntiUTTPUnion]

i always hear "AH, MY BULGE!"

[@faisalliot]

The context of this scene is even funnier because like, the narrative of this dub says that Tails just attacks Eggman for no reason which is why he’s calling the police and whatnot. The additional trauma-bond of “I miss my wife” really sells it

[@FC_mania]

0:27 Omni Man

[@arctohru]

He sounds so sad

[@erintesden]

He miss his wife

[@Man_Aslume]

He misses her a lot ​@@erintesden

[@erintesden]

@@Man_Aslume but his aim is getting better

[@geoeira]

@@erintesden yousee, it's funny because marriage is terrible

[@erintesden]

@@geoeira also a reference to gravity falls it's (un)funnier when Stan tells the joke

[@Corenebubae]

"I miss my wife pomni. I miss my wife. I'll be back..."

[@k1ttyy_br41nss]

0:19 "911, IM BEING ATTACK- *houhgbughhoh* "

[@The_DragonClaw]

0:26 Kinger in episode 3 of TADC be like:

[@Individualthatisabsorbant]

Or Darth Vader

[@SporeRose]

The Amazing Digital Circus Episode 3 (2024, Re-colourised)

[@NANAbananabanar]

Agent Stone at the end of the movie

[@Vendetta162X]

This dude needs an eggman role for something officially.

[@fernandoramosgomez521]

Eggman be like: I miss my wife Tails, and my daughter too

[@Aaaah22]

"I miss my wife, Pomni..."

[@GECKOZFTW]

Coleman’s death sound is on another level

[@MadouSawada]

WHEN EGGMAN DIED, I LOST IT.

[@SuperSonic18969]

You could say “WHEN EGGMAN DIED, I STARTED DYING.”

[@clokie6671]

I have a chronic illness and when i get up and my legs hurt a lot i like to use that "ow my bones!" line, it helps to lighten up the situation a bit.

[@1000MilesAway]

Sorry to hear about the illness. Hope the pain is manageable

[@corpseprime]

Came back after Death Battle slipped in this joke.

[@mariosonicfan2010]

*_AAAAAA my BOONES_* lives rent free in my mind

[@Bwizz245]

The Amazing Digital Circus Episode 3

[@roboryan_13]

“Happy April Fools!”

[@lancecurry7538]

"I d--! OH MY GOD! That's it. I'm calling the Police! 911! I've been attack--!"

[@localomorifan]

"I AM THE POLICE!"

[@demoman5864]

@slg3YT**extreme sigh**

[@Cia__chespin]

​@@demoman5864"I miss my wife tails"

[@galicja_ants_animation79523]

​@@Cia__chespin "i miss her alot"

[@thethundernado6670]

I love that Death Battle made a reference to this. They definitely watch these videos.

[@KatelynNightlight]

You're laughing. An egg shaped robot scientist miss his wife and you're laughing?

[@soul_raider7624]

Yes and i'm tired of pretending i'm not

[@demoman5864]

@@soul_raider7624knock knock “Who’s there?” This is the police ma’am your husband was brutally murdered by a drunk fox

[@greyknight4809]

I miss my wife tails

[@SqweegeeYT]

I miss her a lot, I’ll be back.

[@mammon8683]

After beating Sonic Frontiers and Eggman revealing to be the true father to Sage and hint of an actual wife at one point. Also wishing Sonic Adventure 3 to officially happen at one point.

[@AaronAkioTheBraixen]

I miss my daughter tails XD

[@angelmoonlightthecryingfox472]

I miss her a lot. I'll be back ._.

[@mammon8683]

@@angelmoonlightthecryingfox472 Press 'F" for both his wife and daughter.

[@angelmoonlightthecryingfox472]

@DrippedDrake F

[@sunshinelindsey8845]

@@angelmoonlightthecryingfox472 F

[@Semy_04]

Tails: “What? What is it?” Eggman: “I think.. I miss my wife...”

[@captaincrazycreative]

I think the fact that nothing else in the scene builds up to it just makes it better

[@ericmonaco4509]

Covid 19 be like 0:10

[@Mode_got_hard24]

eggman had covid 19 and died

[@jeansanz5735]

“I AM DA POLICE”

[@emilioestelar]

it's almost Canon now!

[@12794rock]

0:10 *tuberculosis* 0:21 *Tails is the police*

[@stardustgecko]

who's here after tadc episode 3

[@angelsartandgaming]

I came here from an animation of Kinger and Pomni with this audio

[@Individualthatisabsorbant]

Me!

[@phili.9304]

I love how " Suitable Opponent" makes this scene better

[@xcellentcreations3312]

0:25 Omni man at the end of S2 of Invincible.

[@GrayDiamond84]

You’re laughing, he misses his wife and you’re laughing!

[@lozwindwakerfan4076]

Yes, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not

[@owenracker3599]

I bet this is how he's gonna feel in the Sonic 3 movie after leaving stone behind on earth

[@edenanimates1465]

Kinger in episode 3 be like

[@BEELZEBABE69]

"I'll be back 😐"

[@PlahaKumar]

Omni man and Kinger be like:

[@CrystalShard9871]

Kinger: *Sighs.* "......I miss my wife Pomni. I miss her a lot. I'll be back." **Jax muffing laughter in the back**

[@MountainOwl.]

Kinger in TADC episode 3

[@sunsetman22]

why is this the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@westleigh11]

0:10 If that was a fake cough, That's the most realistic cough I've ever heard.

[@TylerBurke-fb2pb]

We need this in the sonic movie 3, especially the “I miss my wife tails”

[@applecatnyango]

The resigned delivery is what makes the line funnier than it has the right to be 😂

[@TheAwesome0Possum]

Victim: I miss my wife Alan, I miss her a lot. I'll be back

[@OrcaKillerWhalePlaysOFFICIAL]

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS TAILS NOW IM EXPLODING IN 00:05 SECONDS

[@Daizz009]

How tf he turned from Eggman to Chills- No like geniuely he just sounded like Chills in the last sentence

[@KiiBon]

Invincible Season 2 spoilers without context

[@memorablehandle]

I'm in TEARS.

[@cardboardcutout]

I KNOW I SHOULDN’T- *AGHGUHUHUH-*

[@Neometal_Overlord]

Alfred carried the sonic fandub and you can’t change my mind

[@Neometal_Overlord]

@Syntex366 exactly

[@josefasoares2239]

0:10 Tuberculose

[@dnvunderj]

💀💀💀

[@ImperiumAmericana76]

More like Lumbago

[@mrquackadoodlemoo]

Everyone was saying lines but Alfred was Eggman.

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

I love the idea of Eggman venting his personal problems to an 11 year old fox boy and then leaving

[@Bl4D_3]

0:10 That cough felt so in character 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesesterline]

0:28 Malistaire from Wizard 101's motivation in a nutshell

[@lightyearpig12]

Agent Stone in Sonic 4.

[@jocimaraj2.0]

Kinger in a nutshell

[@InfiniteFury2K]

0:06 AAAAARGH MY BONES!

[@danekradwanski5278]

Omni man: i miss my wife allen

[@Guskazovich]

I miss her a lot

[@2tontyler]

Kinger moment:

[@UnknownOps]

Johnson: "Why are you doing this? That's it, I'm calling the Police." Lancelot: "I am the police." Johnson: "HOOUUUHHHHGGGG" Also Johnson: "I miss my wife, Lance."

[@paranormeow]

we have silent hill 2 at home silent hill 2 at home:

[@The_Davo_Domain]

The cough kills me every time

[@Granola222]

My going mentally insane for the last 6 years

[@KaylaBarco]

Eddie: *Sigh* I miss my wife Buck Maddie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Eddie: I miss her alot. i'll be back Maddie: HAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

[@vidguy2004]

He says it so calmly.

[@turdude7688]

I sure hope his aim gets better then

[@Petegriffin904]

Kinger: i miss my wife pomni

[@Saferoom45]

Kinger: I miss her alot

[@Petegriffin904]

Pomni: *laughing* kinger: I'll be back

[@ImADeity]

"I'll be back"

[@Nyota7766]

Brilliant meme right here.

[@TwitteryStorm82]

lol, one of the videos that will live rent free in my head >:)

[@TrainFanFromCA]

"I knew i should av'-EHUGHEALIEHGLAH" -Eggmen

[@gladsombrero7449]

0:10 (wheeze)

[@supermariobro93]

0:21 *_"HOLURRURURUURURURGH!!!"_*

[@jack-is-back]

I played the first 3 seconds of this video at full volume in a Culver's on accident

[@R4TTYYY]

*sigh* I miss my wife, Tails

[@PicklePyro]

AHHH MY BONES

[@gamerofgamers1417]

Augh, I know I should've COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH!

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS???

[@dimitrismpouloumpasis8854]

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!

[@gameboys9425]

eggman: *coughing in pain* me: call the god damn police eggman: ive had enof iim caling tha polise! me: yes!!! tails; I AM THE PILOCE!!! egg man: *dies* me: run you fat hamburger

[@NuDudeKJ]

Bro what

[@Daizz009]

*Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died*

[@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon]

Congratulations, you've ruined the joke

[@Davidpoland2005]

0:00-0:24 Ice king before and during the fight with finn and jake 0:25 Ice king after the fight

[@Sunday_fits]

This meme was alive in 2018 but nice renaissance

[@Blueboy7017]

It predicted the future, Kinger misses his wife, Kinger as Eggman and Pomni as Tails

[@Katie_Cat_]

Odysseus be like:

[@mariogirl8100]

"I miss my wife Circe, I miss her a lot. I'll be back."

[@nacheitor8563]

I cant stop laughing at the coughing

[@king_fisherXX]

I came back to this video after Stalker from Warframs became a father😂

[@dinoh2752]

Same