Sonic Adventure 2 (Hero Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games

A group of voice actors dub the dialogue from Sonic Adventure 2... in one take... with zero rehearsal. This is the result.
(CAST AND MORE INFO BELOW)
VOICE CAST:
Sonic - / snapscube
Shadow - / chongoshow
Tails and Rouge - / bluespacequeen
Knuckles and Amy - / hayleycopter
Eggman - / paperboxhouse
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[@ironici]

Tails is the most hardcore 5 year old who has ever lived

[@user-lf5xq4gu1g]

"SHOOT ME YOU FUCKING COWARD. DO IT."

[@JugularJohn]

“DON’T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME”

[@webbskul]

Could you not have relationship issues while im on the phone to my dentist

[@daenite2480]

@SonicFan24 12:23

[@soarinskies1105]

IronicIntrovert WAIT HE’S ONLY 5 YEARS OLD?

[@BluenosedCash75]

9:12 “What’s up good lookin’? Also, hi Amy” I feel like we don’t talk about this scene enough.

[@radioactiveseaotter]

“Don’t touch me, harlet!”

[@Prototale1487]

"Can you two quit having relationships problems I'm on the phone with the dentist"

[@shookcat1876]

The Treyceratops “ I’m outta here bye! “

[@radioactiveseaotter]

“Mr. President, you have a dentist appointment at 7:00”

[@Ralesigh]

That's my favorite song! Also cancel that dentist appointment, I don't need to get my teeth done.

[@Theverylostsocks]

I love how Alfred’s soul became so intertwined with eggman’s that he started to predict plot lines

[@Crxsseyed1]

Bro literally just is eggman

[@monstrousmoss]

he's having a kin awakening

[@alieneko_nyo]

​@@monstrousmossLMAO fr, welcome back Eggman

[@NatWatGamer]

one of these days we are going to see piss on the moon and be really confused, except for the few millions who bust out laughing in understanding

[@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278]

​@@NatWatGamer final frontiers good ending

[@redbassist5590]

6:24 I love how Alfred says "OH MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW!" as though he just blew up an actual island.

[@themosaicshow]

accidental terrorism

[@mimzz222]

The west in a nuthell:

[@nugget1019]

accidental?

[@adorableyin]

​@@mimzz222 fr

[@susiehaltmann3342]

@@themosaicshowthe fuck you mean accidental?

[@Gone-q9c]

6:53 In an alternate timeline where Shadow never pissed on Eggman’s wife

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Pretty much doesn't change much from the other Timeline except for "a few details." XD

[@cyan.6399]

the dark story was just eggman's drug-induced dream

[@doctjoe]

I interpret this as what egg man thought he was saying when he was drunk while the other one is what he actually said

[@TheMariostarr]

@@cyan.6399 nonono, the light story's version of the speech is the drug hallucination. Remember in the dark story, eggman cant recall the wife pissed speech, as shadow and rouge say he was fucking out of his mind, so he imagined the light side story's speech instead.

[@SuperSonicBlur]

@@cyan.6399 or THIS version is the hallucination and what we see in the Dark Story is what the rest of us saw

[@theamazingfuni-man]

"ᵀᵃᶦˡˢ, ˡᶦˢᵗᵉⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ, ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᶦˢ⁻" *Sounds of die*

[@Mark-tq7bf]

Tails being Savage: DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME!

[@GanglesBrokenMask]

**dying with laughter in the background**

[@themammoth9051]

17:19

[@GanglesBrokenMask]

Esper Demon Knuckles: *THANKS JESUS!!!*

[@Grantula28K]

RICARDO LABOY Knuckles: everybody at home are you getting this right now?

[@VarxenCore9]

Hero Story: buying eggman's stocks Dark Story: eggman's rant over shadow the hedgehog

[@gravityuser07]

Final Story: Eggman talking about how his wife is a THRRRRRRRRROT

[@serv3534]

better version dark story:eggman pissing on the moon and curses obama

[@nottwiggy8708]

...

[@twindrill]

VarxenCore9 hero story: fucking plants

[@Colby_Cheese]

Shadow’s a ***** *** mother****er! He ****ed on my ****ing wife!

[@alphakretin2387]

One of the most underrated parts of this is how Alfred’s mic is slightly lower-quality than everyone else’s, which makes every line from him about 20% funnier

[@Thecyanpult]

NO WAY!!!!!!!!! ALPHA KRETIN FROM BOWSERS INSIDE STORY NO WAY GETBUNWETGBGBYETBjhr4t4h6w!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@CyberKnightProbably]

6:05 That speech was so perfect that Alfred ended up predicting the future.

[@depressedthoughts]

It would seem that you b**ches have come to a standstill in tarzan's forest.

[@luissanchez2692]

You have done nothing but destroy my life

[@sgf51]

Hot Topic!? NO! MY SECRET!

[@gagejohnathan9641]

Alfred I hope you know that is actually what happens in the story

[@chuchu9649]

OH MY GOD I DIDN’T KNOWWWWWWW

[@funkykong2776]

11:30 I'd REALLY like to emphasize how eggman ACTUALLY SAYS "This time I'm taking your lives as well as the chaos emeralds!" In-game.

[@iananderson4754]

He clearly is an avatar of Eggman

[@goroakechi6126]

But did Sonic fuck his wife and crops in the regular game?

[@linkandzelda4725]

@@goroakechi6126 well of course

[@Luigicat11]

@@iananderson4754 Your middle name wouldn't happen to be "Brandon" would it?

[@iananderson4754]

@@Luigicat11 nope

[@m3d14music]

4:00 *Sigh* “I miss my wife, Tails.” That caught me off guard so fucking hard, I had to pause for a solid five minutes

[@davidolinger3948]

Bro watch the dark story you will understand the reason for it more lol

[@Misschivous666]

@@davidolinger3948 at first i thought that was a random line, but there's more of a reason for it? okay bett ill watch it

[@Gammera2000]

Pausit pausit pausit have mercy! *Strangled hootin and hollerin*

[@arkane1732]

@@Misschivous666 Yeah it goes into a ton if more detail, plus it’s somehow funnier then this

[@Misschivous666]

@@arkane1732 lmaoo i watched it like two days ago but yeah Eggman's announcement really hit different 😔

[@digglesgiggless]

16:10 alfred's audible panic as he's doing this improv always brings me to TEARS, followed by the mention of splatoon 2 lets plays, an underrated art medium

[@jackbyrley6441]

wouldnt a "piss rock" technically just be a kidney stone ?

[@lovelacker]

...youve cracked the code

[@kylebooface6359]

You fiddled The Riddle!

[@dbatman-rl2ct]

You freshened the question.

[@davidpaul6290]

You’ve deciphered the inquired.

[@adamthechao9519]

You've Answered The Asker

[@Andrei032]

9:08 I love how Amy and Knuckles can't talk at the same time because they are voiced by the same person

[@crownedcrow123]

THEYRE WHAT

[@kiernanyt8969]

It also kinda sounds like jaiden animations

[@Brycee7582]

@@kiernanyt8969 they sound nothing like Jaiden you heathen

[@kiernanyt8969]

I meant tails

[@kiernanyt8969]

@@Brycee7582 sorry, I just now realized that it would be confusing based on the comment

[@erad5]

7:04 I'M TAKING EVERYTHING FROM YOU *_GIVE ME YOUR PHONE_*

[@ThatSmartYoutubeUser]

My mom when i say a curse word

[@erickflores458]

Please! It's all I have

[@depressedthoughts]

AND EVERYONE CAN LEAVE

[@superwaylon1918]

i thought he said *GIVE ME YOUR BONES*

[@Umbreedon]

teachers be like

[@jitterbug4245]

If you really think about it, this dub is actually crucially important for creating Eggman's announcement. Because remember, Alfred had absolutely NO IDEA what was going on in the story. He didnt even know the island was going to explode. So that first take with his announcement, it didnt hit as hard because Alfred had no idea what was going on. But after watching that cutscene, now he has a better understanding of it. So mix that information with his frustration with Shadow, he managed to make an absolutely flawless delivery, that is Eggman's announcement.

[@HaxHaunter]

the fact that he didnt know the island explodes made it 100 times better lmfao

[@ioszeged7274]

How tf did he guess😂

[@Raiz136]

Probably thought that it’d make sense for Eggman to do that, seeing how it’d fit with how much he hated that blue gum all son of a bitch, who has done nothing but destroy his life, I might add.

[@jeez8939]

That is my second favorite part

[@dman2435]

Eggman voice actor: what are you serious? Everyone:yes Eggman: OH MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW!

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

@@dman2435 alfred. Eggman was voiced by Alfred.

[@summmchicken1723]

I love how alfred is just so into it hes making noises for the pyramid opening and then just WHAT WHAT WH-WHY IS NASA THERE

[@x_cross9248]

11:44

[@toko-gen]

he doesn’t even consider why it’s opening it’s amazing

[@fitiweilbacher]

*I gotta get on that plane!*

[@vonnie0_0]

It’s ancient Egyptian space shuttle!

[@hollyfelis4197]

after rewatching, i have determined that this is not Alfred until about 11:48. that is a different person from 11:44 to 11:47. if you listen closely, you can hear Alfred talking over them, while saying "So no--"

[@muggeddood]

“He’s faster than Sonic He’s faster than Sonic! W H A T?”

[@depressedthoughts]

It's almost like the Emerald has some sort of power!

[@Sarah-ib4nr]

This emerald has all sorts of powers

[@LuisFernand210]

Za woruldo TIME STOP SOUND EFFECTS

[@S1lliest_Beanz]

Stop saying that

[@noootooooboooo]

Xablau4040 w-wrrryyyyyyyyyy

[@andrewtesla3735]

it took me 3 years and like 8 watch throughs to finally read the credits and find out that Knuckles and Amy were being voiced by the same person incredible range

[@maddyc2025]

SORRY??? I. DID NOT REALIZE EITHER.

[@MattHedgern]

"I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot. I'll be back." -The Best Thing to Ever Come From this Channel

[@Luca5man]

"Tails listen to me. I know who your mother is..."

[@ProjjectDelta.]

@@Luca5man Second to Im pissing on the moon

[@sketchbookonline2040]

Luca5man Don’t you fucking lie to me!

[@mightyradish9672]

You know what it does to your (blenis)

[@RasplinYT]

Time stamp?

[@brainzchompers]

OKAY BUT THE EGGMAN GOT ME WHEEZING THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE VIDEOS AND ITS EVEN FUNNIER THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE GAME

[@Coin_theif]

Bᴇʟʟᴇ Gʀᴇᴇɴ ur caps are broken

[@jacksons9546]

Bᴇʟʟᴇ Gʀᴇᴇɴ eggman is easily my favourite in this and the 06 one

[@gadgetmcfly9640]

666 likws

[@supermio64]

*I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot.*

[@nauticalseat628]

Hey I'm the 2.1 thousandth like......Epic

[@rafaelnegrete1376]

What makes me laugh from 12:22 - 12:33 is that Sonic could’ve just _not_ explained the whole “how to fuck crops” since Tails is “literally 5 years old,” but Sonic chose to explain it to him anyways, intentionally consenting to scarring him for life. This scene is under appreciated amongst others.

[@SparklingJam]

And later on tails meets cosmo

[@matthewgallaway3675]

Sonic x reference

[@SparklingJam]

@@matthewgallaway3675 HEY REFERENCR *people dying laughing in the background*

[@Edwin.20089]

11:36 *'Sonic, I've Had Enough! You Took My Wife! You Fucked My Crops! I'm Taking Your Life'*

[@PokebellasWussy]

And the chaos emeralds!

[@captaincockpuncher]

Hey Sonic, since I'm literally five, can you please explain how you fuck crops?

[@cobaltcresent]

@@captaincockpuncher Skillfully

[@lilymorgo3412]

@@captaincockpuncher Sonic: I didnt-i didn't wanna have to explain that u to u Tails I didn't wanna *nnaugh* u forced my hand

[@OidBuddy]

@@lilymorgo3412 P L E A S E

[@chaihill1837]

4:00 This was the exact moment we knew that Alfred's version of Eggman would become ICONIC.

[@RandomTomatoMusic]

*sigh* "I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot. I'll be back." "aRe YoU mY mOm?"

[@juliocesarsegovia5773]

Oh wait hi tails How are you?

[@tiredof.everything]

UH hey Amy I’m great-

[@juliocesarsegovia5773]

Do you wanna ride on my super cool airplane?

[@tiredof.everything]

NoO, not at all :))

[@BMB]

“Hey good looking! ...oh hi Amy.” The most underrated joke in the whole video.

[@insertnamehere12]

bad muchacho b it’s also hi Amy fool

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

"Now that you explained how to fuck crops, i think im a vegetable

[@amarimitch1569]

Well there goes the PG-13 rating of the video.

[@ClownHoundII]

@@amarimitch1569 Why does it go? He just called Tails good lookin.

[@at-rexontheinternet1388]

I spat out my triceratops

[@monstrousmoss]

15:49 "you know what piss rocks does to your… -blenis"- had me incapacitated and in tears from laughter. it sent me into a coughing fit. this video is a health and safety hazard

[@kirbyourenthusiasm2963]

6:05 Alfred accidentally predicting the island blowing up had me on the floor. It's even funnier, because when he sees it, he sounds like he caused it and had no idea

[@curtisleblanc5897]

Yeah, the fact he sounds like he actually blew up the island makes it way funnier than it already is. XD

[@thatalphazo4331]

Oh MaH GoD i DiDnT KnOw

[@jagang8404]

It’S an AniCent space sAtIoN!?......

[@jarvistorres8573]

It's A bIg PlAystaTiOn.

[@rooodis456]

Man I wish they didn’t tell him

[@greatestknight4712]

alfred as eggman is the funniest thing ive ever heard this is truly the most quality of content

[@JangoMango5]

I think you mean the glitch

[@browneburbs5377]

"tails listen to me, i know who you're mother is--*INSANE COUGHING"*

[@mothsweb5362]

"*sigh* i miss my wife tails..."

[@jaxoncarter2electricboogal921]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

@@altairiel6335 And I said that's disgusting, so here's what my dong looks like: *explosion sounds*

[@flipflopzthreeonethree1873]

15:52 "You know what piss rock-- does to your (inhale) ᵇˡᵉeₙᵢₛ"

[@jakebello7988]

"I like what it does to my *_b l e m i s_* Eggman!"

[@davidolinger3948]

How the heck did you right bieenis like that lol

[@ultra-lyla4736]

This part killed me lmao

[@BreadstixTheAnimator]

@@jakebello7988 and you know what?

[@M_ZS19]

tf is that

[@gevotronprime]

The fact that Penny Parker can change her voice into sonic perfectly is almost creepy 😧

[@novameowww]

I've heard that voice training kinda just lets you do that

[@thescrublife9340]

Yeah her voice is amazing! I listen to it really close and I can’t believe it’s the same person. She just pulls it off so well

[@Pinkyorangegirl]

Wait Sonic is voiced by a girl?! I honestly couldn't tell💀

[@sketchyswirl]

@@Pinkyorangegirl the girl who voices sonic is a trans woman, so she has a lower voice that she can use to imitate sonic really well

[@Pinkyorangegirl]

@@sketchyswirl Yeah, I got that already, but thanks anyway

[@sisandbro2233]

3:52 Eggman: *I'M CALLING THE POLICE.* *_911_* Tails:I AM THE POLICE eggman: *_speaks enchantment table_*

[@ImfernusRizen]

"Enchantment Table" Bruh

[@noa-tim]

Eggman: * sigh * I miss my wife tails. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back

[@fredshibulski7629]

😂😂😂

[@v.v2173]

Sis and Bro more like a blender

[@sushicatto9770]

" A R E Y O U M Y M O M ? " "Oh wait, Hi Tails! How are you?"

[@SharkBeret]

4:00 “I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot. I’ll be right back.” 16:34 *S p l a t o o n 2 l e t ‘ s p l a y s*

[@ImpassiveCanine]

The duality of man

[@swapmarioyt64]

*By EgGmAn!*

[@thatoneguy9582]

SharkBeret -Wait I recognise that profile pic-

[@SharkBeret]

That One Guy ?

[@swapmarioyt64]

@@thatoneguy9582 What do you mean by -wait I recognized that profile pic- ?

[@dariustheman1000]

Lool, why does Eggman get so personal and emotional with Tails only??

[@adondon5774]

Superior Darth and then in the dark story dub he lashes out at Tail’s like oddly specifically lol what’s their history??

[@Gamering22]

Their stages are in the same style

[@joehdah5395]

P E D O P H I L E

[@GioTheVax]

My theory is Tails's mother is Eggman's wife. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

[@jeremyabbott4537]

my theory is Tails is Eggman's son

[@six_buck_dlc]

16:05 the buildup here just to be smacked down with Talk about a low-budget flight. is so fucking funny i don’t know why

[@Jinxthejester666]

The build-up was already smacked down by Alfreds "I knew you were gonna fart in here" comment. The low-budget flight was the final nail on the head 😂

[@CassiePumpkins]

*'I miss my wife, Tails.'*

[@theheroickid9106]

*"Tails, listen. I know who your mother is."*

[@edrick2001]

(Funnystuf) you know what's funny? my username has stuf with just one f at the end and you do as well X3

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

This makes much more sense after watching the Dark Story dub.

[@voidmoth_illust]

*[LOUD COUGHING]*

[@toastwings9358]

@@theheroickid9106 "don't you fucking lie to me"

[@akronred648]

11:45 "What? WHAT? WHY IS NASA THERE?!"

[@waitwhat9546]

Oh no! It's an ancient Egypt space shuttle!

[@JugularJohn]

*I M S O C O N F U S E D*

[@Stormfalcon2018]

I like to imagine that this is eggman speaking

[@zachgelinas9603]

IM SO CONFUSED

[@sinkwater8653]

It reminds me of sr pelo the first “what”

[@InfamousBananaGoblin]

*completely out of character* i miss my wife tails

[@SevenSwordsExia]

Watch Part 2 to find out just how much Eggman misses his wife.

[@SomeGuy-cn5vm]

Isaac Stoor I am begging you to use a comma

[@pppoopoo4880]

Some Guy tails is eggman’s wife? Yikes

[@lilymorgo3412]

@@pppoopoo4880 gay

[@_..__._]

He saying it to tails. Not implying that tails and eggman are married.

[@spawnofhell9360]

"HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET TO EGYPT" always hits me like a truck

[@KorbynTaylor]

"It's a big triangle or something I don't know. What's on the top there?

[@T-man2240]

I love the fact that in the Hero Story dub, he has no idea what to do and just evil laughs to pad out the time, but in the Dark Story dub, he makes such a hard comeback that it became a meme.

[@slothblaze3170]

The power of eggman is beyond your understanding

[@penntopaper9305]

im PISSING ON THE M O O N ! oBAMA YOU I D I O T

[@akayysworld]

@@penntopaper9305 TWO BALLS AND A BONG

[@AndrewGiles688]

The weed emerald and blue gave him God-like abilities.

[@theycallmeandres.becauseit6715]

*E G G*

[@aidankeogh9994]

The fact that Eggman says that he misses his wife _specifically to_ Tails, and only at death's door does he reveal that he knows who his seemingly lost mother... Eggman is _guaranteed_ secretly Tails' father in this canon

[@oilybat3269]

*oh my god.*

[@hambonejones462]

That's because Eggman is a fox 😏

[@damienf15]

@@hambonejones462 wat

[@whereismycup]

and eggmans ex-wife was a furry fucker

[@linkholder]

​@@damienf15hes fuxkable

[@darkpawwind]

Can we talk about how beautiful Alfred's evil laugh for Eggman is??? Some professional voice actors can't even pull off a laugh that smooth. My wig is snatched.

[@KidAL0]

Can we talk about a low budget flight?

[@Gamering22]

Can I ask you a personal question

[@hyrulemobian]

@@Gamering22 lmao

[@thebiolibrary5572]

He sounds soooo evil in the evil side when he talks about his alternative accounts, then kinda normal. You know, crazy.

[@whatno2712]

@@KidAL0 ILL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS

[@Leaf_XI]

6:29 I just realized that if this really Hawaii, then Eggman is re-creating Pearl Harbor.

[@mixmastermind]

I think we all remember that time Japan sank the entire island of Oahu using explosives

[@triplethreat98]

It's Alcatraz

[@HighSlayerRalton]

The way Knuckles voice pitches up at the end of "I can fly?" is stellar. 6:48

[@teadrinkerthe8th25]

@NutFaux At first I thought Shadow sounded like Bakugo, but Knuckles is more accurate.

[@theknightbutamarketableplu8768]

“Mwheheehe,hey everyone! Guess what? I know you wanna buy my stocks,but _f*ck_ you.

[@ItsActuallySaturn]

@@theknightbutamarketableplu8768 “I AM KEEPING YOUR STOCKS, THATS RIGHT YOU UGLY LITTLE GIRL. *I HATE YOU”*

[@TundraPooper]

@@ItsActuallySaturn *G I V E M E Y O U R P H O N E*

[@FigureFarter]

@@TundraPooper I'M TAKING OVER VICTORIA'S SECRET, I'M TAKING OVER BEST BUY

[@velocivoid7974]

2:04 I definitely think this is one of the most underrated parts of the dub “He’s faster than Sonic!” *”He’s faster than Sonic!”* *” w h a t”*

[@stoopy07]

Eggman is dying get him to the ER NOW AAAAAAAAAAH

[@mattthecreator4653]

Yessss one of my favorite parts

[@comedicpsychnerd]

They even referenced it in forces

[@NoobWithACoolTophat]

@@stoopy07 egg man has read this and had a stroke

[@abnormal9613]

@@comedicpsychnerd wait what?

[@lance6042]

4:00 This one scene is what sparked the entire plot of the Dark Story.

[@israelmcclain8097]

So I guess you could say he was foreshadowing

[@Fuchsia_tude]

@@israelmcclain8097 that's illegal

[@Omeleaffe]

The plot of dark story:The wife

[@ВладШипило-э4к]

Little did eggman knew, that his wife was pissed by shadow

[@thisisahandle01]

*I TOLD YOU NOT TO FCK MY WIFE*

[@TheCakeFactorie]

penny’s sonic voice is so good i genuinely couldn’t tell it was her

[@westleigh11]

Wait.... Sonic is voiced by a girl in this?!

[@mmwyatt73]

I like how Alfred’s improv is so good he predicts the future. 6:24

[@bernebelmont1857]

The real game story was probably improved

[@bloominninja]

And then later in the sonic 06 fandub he predicts fallout 76 battle royale mode... alfreds a time lord

[@JugularJohn]

bloominninja I was actually about to comment that, lol

[@chilliadistudios]

And it’s 13 seconds before the cutscene is over

[@rhysfortune2092]

I love how alfred, despite never playing sonic adventure, correctly guessed the story on at least two occasions throughout the two videos.

[@RockettRevengerr]

It's rather impressive

[@elisabethsun7059]

@@RockettRevengerr mhm

[@jamiegioca9448]

What was the second time?

[@Thastormable]

@@jamiegioca9448 the giant lizard being the predecessor to shadow

[@jamiegioca9448]

@@Thastormable Ah, yes

[@Xerberos542]

6:53 Eggman announces he's investing in Gamestop stocks

[@D95-w5u]

lol

[@ThatLaloBoy]

"GME to the moon!" -Eggman

[@ashikjaman1940]

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ROBINHOOD, I PISSED ON THE HEDGEFUND IDIOT

[@Starrii_Skies]

Is it bad that I always thought he said socks instead of stocks

[@donuts6498]

Eggman's Announcement Beta

[@Ariatank]

Alfred’s monologue for the explosion of the moon in the hero story is SO underrated. His insulting of the little girl, taking over the world, destroying the moon for its lack of good cheese. It’s beautiful

[@mrcephalopod]

Poor Hero Story monologue. The competition was just too stiff

[@Double-R-Nothing]

Don't forget the best evil laugh ever recorded by humanity.

[@CoratMcRed]

'IT LOOKS LIKE A WALNUT BLAM AND IT JUST BUSTED A NUT" How poetic.

[@joaorodrigues1477]

7:18

[@xenobestx8423]

“[evil laughter] now DIE.”

[@breezingby2611]

It’s like poetry it rhymes

[@lilymorgo3412]

Omg it missed Eggman: F*** u moon u never had the cheese I wanted

[@hobobohemian]

(Feel good inc laugh)

[@__jester__]

6:06 is perhaps the most underrated line

[@opallozorro9038]

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[@hopper8514]

I like “its an ancient egyptian space shuttle!”

[@Milesdiditagain]

Y es

[@YourFavoriteVampireSuccubus]

@@opallozorro9038 s ame

[@rangedweevil6150]

Honestly it's one of my favorite parts in the entire dub

[@DogSippingRootbeer]

6:00 I love how Alfred didn’t even know that the island actually blows up and he said it just by sheer coincidence

[@vaiplush6000]

6:04

[@frankficcle7081]

6:05

[@daisy12pinkanime85]

And Eggman literally tells Shadow to get off the island because it was going to blow up in THAT EXACT CUTSCENE too lol

[@yorustyakayorusteez2094]

Alfred is basically Eggman they have the same mindset

[@apatheticAstronaut]

6:10

[@girl_with_armor]

5:53 "it seems as if were evenly matched in some kind of way!" "we aren't, you've just killed me." underrated af

[@KAIsibs]

15:35-15:41 Alfred is so confused that he can't say his lines without laughing

[@KAIsibs]

@@ayy2981 Nah, I think hes laughing due to confusion, since he has never played the game

[@hopper8514]

I think it's because he was just figuring out just what the fuck is going on

[@JinzoFiter]

@@KAIsibs He said in the new BTDubs video that he played it a really long time ago, but didn't remember everything.

[@KAIsibs]

@@JinzoFiter Oh. I didnt fully watch that video.

[@depressedspiderboi6956]

He’s still the highlight of both parts in my opinion

[@mikewarper6789]

6:46 I love the implication that Knuckles just casually jumped to his certain death after chatting with Omochao with no intent of flying off to safety

[@meme__supreme3373]

To be fair, that's an entirely reasonable response to having to talk to Omochao

[@tmr3volver]

the genuine surprise in his voice makes it even better.

[@kenshin4113]

Bro was just that high, literally forgot he could fly or that he was jumping off of a cliff. A true blazer

[@Canyoufeelthesunshine]

LMAO

[@JugularJohn]

That or hes trying to jump on the rail and realized he can to that-

[@splitjawjanitor5369]

In retrospect it's a miracle that Eggman's announcement plays in both stories with no differences. We might not have seen meme history be made if Alfred hadn't already seen the cutscene here.

[@sneeze_organ]

it’s genuinely the funniest shit i’ve ever seen

[@pepsimann2038]

@@sneeze_organ i love this version too i can’t stop laughing at “IM TAKING EVERYTHING FROM YOU, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.”

[@borbleborb4586]

*HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA*

[@nathangitz2674]

@@borbleborb4586 *I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!*

[@ouchcomma]

MhuHUhuh, HEY EVERYONE, I know you wanna buy my stocks, but FUCK you, I am KEEPING the STOCKS

[@thelukeboi3118]

1:36 who’s here after they referenced this in a Sonic movie 3 tv spot?

[@carhope8690]

Me

[@muddykips]

amy's sudden 180 change in character at 13:15 followed by an immediate revert to "oooh shinyy" is way too underrated

[@loonloonlikemoonmoon1577]

Haley Rose in general is just an underrated actress. Knuckles and Amy both have stellar moments and it's a damn shame they aren't given as much attention (though Amy did get a lot more in the 06 Fandub)

[@xww6849]

Loon Loon Like Moon Moon “Yep... I can kill you.”

[@gabrielajanki9167]

@@loonloonlikemoonmoon1577 Knuckles is especially underrated, I agree.

[@tapper9564]

Dont touch me harlot!

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

@@gabrielajanki9167 "HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET TO EGYPT?!"

[@PresidentMagikarp]

I can't believe everyone's glossed over the fact that Amy swiped her V-card and Sonic was out of prison in the next scene. Underrated moment.

[@james-xx2yg]

Ha

[@dippindotsyo]

*s w i p e*

[@LocalSlav]

;)

[@Th3DankestMemer]

6:10 This is why Alfred is the perfect Eggman. He already knows exactly what Eggman would do.

[@TheJadeFist]

I would say Pollock was good, but I would be totally down with Alfred some how being the official voice now days. (It would never happen, but it would be great)

[@HushSkunk]

He’s so stressed about it too, like it’s HIS fault these things happen.

[@kevinbetone8686]

6:10

[@somedudewhodraws9377]

@@TheJadeFist A parody version though. Pollock is the best game eggman though.

[@rissmebesce71]

@@HushSkunk he talk about that?

[@CX7thetherapist]

7:25. Props to Alfred for a really accurate evil villain laugh.

[@keatonendler8202]

Hero Story: Eggman hates the moon because no cheese. Dark Story: Eggman pisses on the moon because of Shadow.

[@hotcocoabomb_]

6:06 Alfred is so in sync with eggman that he predicted the story without knowing it

[@Bl4ck_m0ld]

This is what they mean when they say he’s committed to the bit

[@commandogaming2274]

it feels like 15:33 is the only time in the series that alfred ever starting to crack up when he was speaking

[@Helios810]

just goes to show just how out of left field it was for him to see eggman pointing a gun at someone

[@cherrychocolate1434]

I mean, if you're referring to all the Sonic fandubs, there's one moment in the Sonic Riders fandub where he breaks when he mentions Eggman's tentacles.

[@swarler]

"GET OUT"

[@NerdTheDemon]

@@cherrychocolate1434 "These cursors represent where my (wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze)...tentacles are."

[@Chitose_]

ᵇˡᵉⁿᶦˢ is the best part ngl

[@DondarfSnowbonk]

One of the most underrated parts is at 11:46 where whoever is doing the sound effects for the opening pyramid (Alfred?) interrupts themself to go "WHAT?!"

[@HASQ779]

9:12 this scene is infinitely funnier when you remember that amy and knuckles have the same voice actress

[@tom_k_cook]

Tails stole the scene with his phone call.

[@grilledcheesinator55]

*DON'T TOUCH ME, HARLOT!!!*

[@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329]

The “hey good lookin’... oh hi Amy.” line killed me for some reason.

[@boundary2580]

Nasim S she is trans. It’s part of biology.

[@moved4028]

Boundary wait is she confirmed trans? it’d explain her manly voice.

[@soupsoup4245]

3:56-3:59 "I'm calling the police" *"I AM the police"* "HOLURURURUOUGH" 4:00-4:04 "I miss my wife, Tails"

[@tammytheranger7645]

Are you my mom?

[@papershadow]

What if Eggman thinsk Tails is the Police like he said, so he wants the Police to help him find his wife?

[@tammytheranger7645]

Nasim S Hey Amy, I'm great. Do you want to come get in my supercool airplane?

[@null-x8y]

@@tammytheranger7645 amy: no.. :D not at all... It looks really gross

[@ninjayoshi8020]

@@papershadow In the Dark Story we learn that Eggman divorced his wife and now he misses her.

[@Leemon692]

Sonic Mania: *exists* Sonic Fanfiction Writers: 10:14

[@kathie6106]

I mean... *You aren't wrong.*

[@Toxin_Glitch]

*heavy breathing*

[@sleekproductions1937]

Holy shit he’s right

[@buhmpers]

my reaction: 3:34

[@realkingtoast]

@@buhmpers my reaction 19:01

[@monstrousmoss]

the quiet "feel good" after eggman's evil laugh at 7:26 had me cackling like… well, eggman

[@DaFlappa]

16:20 "Talk about a low budget flight." I was in tears.

[@theoneandonlymr.d]

6:53 EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A- oh wait wrong video

[@_ysabelleangeliqueloy_7566]

LMFAO-

[@thaddayyus]

But this is still funny

[@terminhaider9695]

In a parallel universe. This clip would be the "I've come to make an announcement" scene

[@VirTuALxShock]

Bro this shit was the best part. I KNOW YOU WANNA BUY MY SOCKS BUT FUCK YOU IN KEEPIN THE SOCKS FUCK YOU LITTLE GIRL

[@Edgeperor]

@@VirTuALxShock Stocks*

[@idkottt]

15:33 you can literally hear alfred try not to break down laughing in this and it's amazing 💀💀

[@earthtojay8129]

LMAO😭😭

[@LimuTheMiserableBlobXD]

" Piss rock " xD

[@glitchtrap_gaming6577]

He will forever be the best fan-dub Eggman in history. He’s just so fitting and really hilarious as him!! Also I’m the 666th like. Not trying to throw the Captain Obvious out there, but yeah

[@MSCDonkeyKong]

i love how in context it sounds like dr eggman is going nuts just from pointing a gun at amy, especially considering he goes from insane laughter during "i'll do it, you bitch", straight into unrelenting rage with "GET OUT" with no sort of transition he's like, going through mood swings here

[@earthtojay8129]

@@MSCDonkeyKong I KNOW😭😭😭

[@anotherwhylol]

4:00 they have a very good opportunity to reference this in sonic movie 3 and it would be the best thing ever

[@therealg4m1n8r]

That, and “I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT”

[@Hearts4HughJackman]

Real

[@jeezuhskriste5759]

I love how in every dub every character is some wild personality and Tails is just “Hey, can we finish this up? I have an appointment with my chiropractor in 15 minutes.”

[@c0zmozys]

FELLOW BUNGER?!?!??!!,!?!!??!?!?!?

[@jeezuhskriste5759]

@@c0zmozys BUNGER

[@c0zmozys]

@@jeezuhskriste5759 BUNGEEEEER

[@bungersinyourarea]

@@c0zmozys bunger?

[@cjkelly7536]

The hell did I just figuratively walk into?

[@Semy_04]

5:38: [Hayley] “Shadow.” Shadow: “Yes, thank you, voice.” Sonic: “Thanks, I forgot who this was!”

[@g.j.9515]

hayley was too good in these with the least amount of screen time she always delivered

[@PlasmaStar87]

Did we ever Establish our names? Hi my name is sonic!

[@glitchyboi206]

@@PlasmaStar87 Nice to meet you i’m Shadow OW!

[@GreatTranscendence]

@@glitchyboi206 Sorry for hitting you so much its just٫ its part of the narrative!

[@scrp6638]

@@GreatTranscendence i got you stupid blue fool

[@somberslay]

7:31 Alfred: Laughing like a maniac. Ryan: *Feel good.*

[@zachsmith3]

Oh shoot

[@xxunoriginal_edgy_namexx859]

Now every time I get killstreaks in a game in my mind plays Alfred's laugh while I just quietly say feel good

[@kek848]

I think he's a fan of gorillaz

[@omarpikm2101]

FEEL GOOD INC.

[@MrBlitzardo21]

This laugh made me laugh

[@-mniscient-7163]

14:14 I love this whole scene

[@jaymontgomery8566]

I love how Penny, even in character, is so normal compared to everyone else i can't believe that this got 4.4K likes Also i hate literally every reply to this comment Cept polkadi you're fine It’s 2022 now, the 13th, and i refuse to believe this was almost 4 years ago

[@joodlemcdoodle]

"I'm going to kill all of you"

[@jaymontgomery8566]

@@joodlemcdoodle ok, maybe i brushed over that one

[@polkadi]

For an extreme example of this, the Spider-Man PS4 dub has Penny _desperately_ trying to keep the story on track. Everyone else talks complete nonsense while she's the straight man in all of it.

[@lolface_9363]

Polkadi welcome to the chalk zone

[@danielmattes6139]

I have a question, are they trans?

[@bruh-ps7dm]

9:11 "Hey what's up, good-looking? Also hi Amy." They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@c0zmozys]

he hit an ultimate gay move or bisexual move idfk

[@eattheboard1684]

Knuckles crawls out of the sewer and calls a 5 year old good looking. Amy is so jealous of this that she tries to pull off Knuckles’s head off. Tails then begins to help Amy by trying to cut off his head.

[@codename618]

The fact that Alfred mentioned the island exploding before he even knew the island exploded. Nice!

[@GodittoC]

69 likes, make a wish!

[@codename618]

@@GodittoC No

[@GodittoC]

*yOu DaRe oPpOsE mE mOrTaL*

[@codename618]

@@GodittoC Yes

[@GodittoC]

*Then V A N I S H*

[@rararazputin1708]

14:44 Knuckles’ “I DID IT!” might be my favourite part of the dub lmao

[@chappieenzijnvriendjes6336]

7:33 I love Alfred’s maniacal laughter followed with a simple ‘Feel good’

[@hiendarinenkoray]

it's a gorillaz reference

[@tgj-toximatt]

Bruh I never noticed that That’s hilarious

[@uezyteue7690]

Honestly though, this man has an incredible evil laugh.

[@lulashlyn728]

I never noticed that before oh my god

[@justjillhere1648]

I didn't notice that until now

[@calvintorgerson9686]

10:14 In the game Shadow the Hedgehog there is an actual photo of sonic and shadow on the president's desk. Making this dub all the more hilarious.

[@xxunoriginal_edgy_namexx859]

Ah, it's a love triangle. Or he just took both of their pictures just to be safe, because he wasn't being able to tell them apart.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

“Ah. Prom 1992. The theme of night of non-consensual sex under the stars. With hedgehogs. Good thing we didn’t listen.” -Dan and Arin from Game Grumps (20XX)

[@worldkitemuseum]

@@dfquartzidn6151 “I remember those days, like they were yesterday.”

[@paulreviews7538]

That photo hasn't sense I mean when they take it?

[@Dark0neone]

@@dfquartzidn6151 GameGrumps are terrible, not surprised they would make rape jokes, but they want to act like social justice warriors, too... (the latter is not a bad thing in and of itself, but it definitely is when you're a hypocrite)

[@misterfister5810]

14:40 I love this scene where rouge is falling to her death and it immediately cuts to knuckles handing from the ledge holding her by the hand all while proudly saying “I did it!”

[@volcanic9120]

And the fact that you can clearly see how he's way too far away to get there in time to catch her lmao

[@luriothelucario250]

She can also fly I think... I have a sonic phd

[@luriothelucario250]

Trust me

[@karinaramos156]

Bro! BIG!

[@cupio-stardust]

@@luriothelucario250 she’s a bat so I think that’s obvious.

[@pancakemarauder3332]

That whole mr. President x sonic bit was actual quite well synced with the animation 😭 the lil side glance as alfred (the Prez) went “uh-“ and realised his mistake and sonic’s stern demeanour lmao

[@Nomadnetic3]

15:33 is the greatest thing. I love how Alfred is trying to keep his composure while laughing at the absurdity of the scene.

[@reytherat445]

Especially the strained “GET OUT” lol

[@-Samy122-]

I thought he was crying, lol

[@universalisfan969]

I think it's because he's realizing that what he's saying is basically what eggman is actually doing in-game.

[@Optimus97]

"I swear to go-ho-ho-d, I'll do-hoo-hoo it you BITCH"

[@denyhaguilar679]

@@Optimus97 "GÆT OUT!"

[@ButterStick64]

3:44 Dude I didn’t know you could “deliver” a cough in a hilarious way but Alfred sure did.

[@A_Funne_Boi]

He prolly really needed to cough and saved it for this moment.

[@wassapM8]

He broke his bones…

[@Junebilation7900]

AARGH MY BONES!

[@wassapM8]

@@Junebilation7900 I know a s- hAOHAOHAOPAOPJ POJa o{k { a K

[@denyhaguilar679]

I KNEW I SHOULD'VE- *(AFHUHU HOO)*

[@jakkakasunset5485]

Roses are red I cant tie a shoelace 15:33

[@sentine_L]

Krakka Jakk711 😂😂

[@fitiweilbacher]

*GeT tHe FuCk OuT oR i'M gOnNa ShOoT aMy In ThE fUcKiNg FaCe*

[@gravityuser07]

*I SWEAR TO GOD* *iLl Do It yOu BiTcH gEt OuT!*

[@fitiweilbacher]

*I, W I L L P O P H E R.*

[@gravityuser07]

Don’t give him my life for a piss rock!

[@addz6736]

Every summer I come back to watch this series and really it boosts my mood sm 😭

[@Gabo2oo]

5:20 I love how that cutscene is so iconic they had a hard time NOT quoting it directly from the actual game.

[@dragnalus787]

𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨

[@lilymorgo3412]

*Swipe*

[@mist-rulan1931]

PERISH

[@lilymorgo3412]

S H A D O W

[@mist-rulan1931]

Lily Morgo Yes thank you voice.

[@darkwiz535]

The character break at 11:45 is absolutely perfect

[@volcanic9120]

W H A T

[@jerhald3253]

For some reason I really like the “zSOUN” noise made after the “WHAT”

[@OneAndOnlyYesMan]

I love how he’s cool with the pyramid opening up like that but draws the line at space shuttle

[@fleck1n]

*i gOTTa gET oN tHat pLaNE!*

[@aidensmith5113]

Hey, this is like, this is like... what George Lucas was talking about with rhymes and cinema. Like, in the beginning of one, I’m in a plane and now, I’m in a rocket and yeah.

[@Mythos_arc]

Joseph: c'mon jotaro, it's gonna be just a little adventure to kill dio Some days later: 10:43

[@pineapplelita8345]

LMAO

[@MMMatsuro]

joseph: HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET TO EGYPT

[@felipeboero2532]

@@MMMatsuro considering the amount of shit they went through on the way there, it is a good question

[@migueloharalover123]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@ruv5229]

@@MMMatsuro Jotaro: Its a big triangle or something, I don't know!

[@shadicboi4007]

The fact that Hayley can do both the voices for the most masculine and feminine voice in the whole cast is amazing

[@stardmg]

7:24 This evil laugh is literally, like Disney villain levels of quality. Alfred needs to get some professional voice acting roles, stat

[@Racecar564]

I know right?? xD that laugh is too too good!

[@TheGoldNShadow]

Apparently the new Sonic 2 movie could be Jim Carrey’s last role before he retires. If true, which seems unlikely because it’s April 1st, Alfred could possibly be Eggman… …maybe? …no? …okay.

[@apexmarveldchelluvabossfan7247]

@@TheGoldNShadow Yes yes a thousand times YESSSSSSS!!!!!!

[@flamingrubys11]

@@TheGoldNShadow You gotta love the man his carttonish fucking movements make him PERFECT for alot of roles i mean the cgi robot in sonic 2 couldnt keep up with his cartoonish movements

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@flamingrubys11 The problem is that Eggman isn't some cartoonish over the top character

[@KitCabaret]

I honestly love EVERYTHING about this, but I think my favorite parts are just Alfred reacting to the complete absurdity of the game

[@shinypikagaming]

“WHY IS NASA THERE?!” “I didn’t actually know the island exploded!”

[@Hrothberry22]

15:57 can we talk about that sonic is doing the "Ah shit here we go again"

[@fresherturtle1154]

Piss rock

[@Hrothberry22]

S P L A T O O N 2 L E T S P L A Y S

[@Davidpoland2005]

talk about low budget flights?

[@swapmarioyt64]

*"I like what it does to my blenis eggman"*

[@butterbooty1902]

BLINGNES

[@jawly_]

I love how Albert acts like he actually made the decision to blow up the island and didn't mean to, so good

[@juabenrodriguez9113]

When parents lost an argument to their kid: 7:05

[@breakfast_pasta7923]

Nah, just moms.

[@yarnstardemon]

More like 7:00

[@stardust_sonic]

Parents : I'm taking everything from you, give me your phone ! Later, on Twitter ... Kids : I've come to make an announcement : my parents are BAMFs !

[@shinyminunthetheatregeek2036]

@@stardust_sonic THEY PISSED ON MY PHONE