Sonic Adventure 2 (Hero Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games

A group of voice actors dub the dialogue from Sonic Adventure 2... in one take... with zero rehearsal. This is the result.
(CAST AND MORE INFO BELOW)
VOICE CAST:
Sonic - / snapscube
Shadow - / chongoshow
Tails and Rouge - / bluespacequeen
Knuckles and Amy - / hayleycopter
Eggman - / paperboxhouse
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[@theincrediblyfuni-man]

"ᵀᵃᶦˡˢ, ˡᶦˢᵗᵉⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ, ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᶦˢ⁻" *Sounds of die*

[@Mark-tq7bf]

Tails being Savage: DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME!

[@pretzeldayandere]

**dying with laughter in the background**

[@themammoth9051]

17:19

[@pretzeldayandere]

Esper Demon Knuckles: *THANKS JESUS!!!*

[@miaaa4394]

lmaoo

[@ironici]

Tails is the most hardcore 5 year old who has ever lived

[@user-lf5xq4gu1g]

"SHOOT ME YOU FUCKING COWARD. DO IT."

[@JugularJohn]

“DON’T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME”

[@webbskul]

Could you not have relationship issues while im on the phone to my dentist

[@daenite2480]

@SonicFan24 12:23

[@soarinskies1105]

IronicIntrovert WAIT HE’S ONLY 5 YEARS OLD?

[@redbassist5590]

6:24 I love how Alfred says "OH MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW!" as though he just blew up an actual island.

[@themosaicshow]

accidental terrorism

[@mimzz2]

The west in a nuthell:

[@nugget1019]

accidental?

[@adorableyin]

​@@mimzz2 fr

[@susiehaltmann3342]

@@themosaicshowthe fuck you mean accidental?

[@Theverylostsocks]

I love how Alfred’s soul became so intertwined with eggman’s that he started to predict plot lines

[@Crxsseyed1]

Bro literally just is eggman

[@MasonThe2nd]

6:53 In an alternate timeline where Shadow never pissed on Eggman’s wife

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Pretty much doesn't change much from the other Timeline except for "a few details." XD

[@cyan.6399]

the dark story was just eggman's drug-induced dream

[@doctjoe]

I interpret this as what egg man thought he was saying when he was drunk while the other one is what he actually said

[@TheMariostarr]

@@cyan.6399 nonono, the light story's version of the speech is the drug hallucination. Remember in the dark story, eggman cant recall the wife pissed speech, as shadow and rouge say he was fucking out of his mind, so he imagined the light side story's speech instead.

[@SuperSonicBlur]

@@cyan.6399 or THIS version is the hallucination and what we see in the Dark Story is what the rest of us saw

[@VarxenCore9]

Hero Story: buying eggman's stocks Dark Story: eggman's rant over shadow the hedgehog

[@gravityuser07]

Final Story: Eggman talking about how his wife is a THRRRRRRRRROT

[@serv3534]

better version dark story:eggman pissing on the moon and curses obama

[@nottwiggy8708]

...

[@twindrill]

VarxenCore9 hero story: fucking plants

[@Colby_Cheese]

Shadow’s a ***** *** mother****er! He ****ed on my ****ing wife!

[@Mr._Sherwood]

The completely deadpan "talk about a low budget flight" at 16:21 is probably one of my favourite lines in any of these fandubs, it's just too perfect

[@michaelinlofi]

The cut off cackle in response to it really ties it together

[@ed_cmntonly]

sonic literally is going to fucking die and he ends it off with the most funniest last lines in the universe, what an absolute gigachad amongst the cosmos

[@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913]

​@@ed_cmntonlyback when sonic games didn't take themselves *too* seriously and you could actually imagine sonic saying that in the face of death

[@ShutUp359]

Well, he does say that part in the original game thinking, sure

[@littlemoth4956]

@@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913That’s literally all he does in the newer games, what are you on about

[@gevotronprime]

The fact that Penny Parker can change her voice into sonic perfectly is almost creepy 😧

[@novameowww]

I've heard that voice training kinda just lets you do that

[@CassiePumpkins]

*'I miss my wife, Tails.'*

[@theheroickid9106]

*"Tails, listen. I know who your mother is."*

[@edrickSTUF2523]

(Funnystuf) you know what's funny? my username has stuf with just one f at the end and you do as well X3

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

This makes much more sense after watching the Dark Story dub.

[@voidmoth_illust]

*[LOUD COUGHING]*

[@toastwings9358]

@@theheroickid9106 "don't you fucking lie to me"

[@muggeddood]

“He’s faster than Sonic He’s faster than Sonic! W H A T?”

[@depressedthoughts]

It's almost like the Emerald has some sort of power!

[@Sarah-ib4nr]

This emerald has all sorts of powers

[@LuisFernand210]

Za woruldo TIME STOP SOUND EFFECTS

[@LucasNatador]

Stop saying that

[@noootooooboooo]

Xablau4040 w-wrrryyyyyyyyyy

[@DannySaurusRex]

“Can you guys, like, stop having relationship issues while I’m on the phone with my dentist?” IM DEAD

[@alphakretin2387]

One of the most underrated parts of this is how Alfred’s mic is slightly lower-quality than everyone else’s, which makes every line from him about 20% funnier

[@m3d14music]

4:00 *Sigh* “I miss my wife, Tails.” That caught me off guard so fucking hard, I had to pause for a solid five minutes

[@davidolinger3948]

Bro watch the dark story you will understand the reason for it more lol

[@misschivous6435]

@@davidolinger3948 at first i thought that was a random line, but there's more of a reason for it? okay bett ill watch it

[@Gammera2000]

Pausit pausit pausit have mercy! *Strangled hootin and hollerin*

[@arkane1732]

@@misschivous6435 Yeah it goes into a ton if more detail, plus it’s somehow funnier then this

[@misschivous6435]

@@arkane1732 lmaoo i watched it like two days ago but yeah Eggman's announcement really hit different 😔

[@Leemon692]

Sonic Mania: *exists* Sonic Fanfiction Writers: 10:14

[@kaliyanelson6106]

I mean... *You aren't wrong.*

[@Toxin_Glitch]

*heavy breathing*

[@sleekproductions1937]

Holy shit he’s right

[@buhmpers]

my reaction: 3:34

[@kingtoast6624]

@@buhmpers my reaction 19:01

[@maihaiki888]

7:25 Are we not going to talk about how good that laugh was?

[@beigejungle5712]

*feel good*

[@MIKIMAHI_Ltd.]

feel good

[@aadamcader8764]

feel good

[@MR-mc5xg]

Gorillaz

[@arcusLVJY]

feel good

[@digglesgiggless]

16:10 alfred's audible panic as he's doing this improv always brings me to TEARS, followed by the mention of splatoon 2 lets plays, an underrated art medium

[@CyberKnightProbably]

6:05 That speech was so perfect that Alfred ended up predicting the future.

[@depressedthoughts]

It would seem that you b**ches have come to a standstill in tarzan's forest.

[@luissanchez2692]

You have done nothing but destroy my life

[@sgf51]

Hot Topic!? NO! MY SECRET!

[@gagejohnathan9641]

Alfred I hope you know that is actually what happens in the story

[@chuchu9649]

OH MY GOD I DIDN’T KNOWWWWWWW

[@sisandbro2233]

3:52 Eggman: *I'M CALLING THE POLICE.* *_911_* Tails:I AM THE POLICE eggman: *_speaks enchantment table_*

[@ImfernusRizen]

"Enchantment Table" Bruh

[@noa-tim]

Eggman: * sigh * I miss my wife tails. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back

[@fredshibulski7629]

😂😂😂

[@v.v2173]

Sis and Bro more like a blender

[@sushicatto9770]

" A R E Y O U M Y M O M ? " "Oh wait, Hi Tails! How are you?"

[@rafaelnegrete1376]

What makes me laugh from 12:22 - 12:33 is that Sonic could’ve just _not_ explained the whole “how to fuck crops” since Tails is “literally 5 years old,” but Sonic chose to explain it to him anyways, intentionally consenting to scarring him for life. This scene is under appreciated amongst others.

[@SparklingJam]

And later on tails meets cosmo

[@jitterbug4245]

If you really think about it, this dub is actually crucially important for creating Eggman's announcement. Because remember, Alfred had absolutely NO IDEA what was going on in the story. He didnt even know the island was going to explode. So that first take with his announcement, it didnt hit as hard because Alfred had no idea what was going on. But after watching that cutscene, now he has a better understanding of it. So mix that information with his frustration with Shadow, he managed to make an absolutely flawless delivery, that is Eggman's announcement.

[@jackbyrley6441]

wouldnt a "piss rock" technically just be a kidney stone ?

[@lovelacker]

...youve cracked the code

[@kylebooface6359]

You fiddled The Riddle!

[@dbatman-rl2ct]

You freshened the question.

[@davidpaul6290]

You’ve deciphered the inquired.

[@adamthechao9519]

You've Answered The Asker

[@HaxHaunter]

the fact that he didnt know the island explodes made it 100 times better lmfao

[@ioszeged7274]

How tf did he guess😂

[@Raiz136]

Probably thought that it’d make sense for Eggman to do that, seeing how it’d fit with how much he hated that blue gum all son of a bitch, who has done nothing but destroy his life, I might add.

[@jeez8939]

That is my second favorite part

[@dman2435]

Eggman voice actor: what are you serious? Everyone:yes Eggman: OH MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW!

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

@@dman2435 alfred. Eggman was voiced by Alfred.

[@booyahgenius]

6:59 The delivery of “Give me your phone.” is so perfect

[@anna_playz0078]

3:36 eggman wheezing while getting beat up will never not make me have an asthma attack from laughing

[@InfamousBananaGoblin]

*completely out of character* i miss my wife tails

[@SevenSwordsExia]

Watch Part 2 to find out just how much Eggman misses his wife.

[@SomeGuy-cn5vm]

Isaac Stoor I am begging you to use a comma

[@pppoopoo4880]

Some Guy tails is eggman’s wife? Yikes

[@lilymorgo3412]

@@pppoopoo4880 gay

[@_..__._]

He saying it to tails. Not implying that tails and eggman are married.

[@BluenosedCash75]

9:12 “What’s up good lookin’? Also, hi Amy” I feel like we don’t talk about this scene enough.

[@radioactiveseaotter]

“Don’t touch me, harlet!”

[@Prototale1487]

"Can you two quit having relationships problems I'm on the phone with the dentist"

[@shookcat1876]

The Treyceratops “ I’m outta here bye! “

[@radioactiveseaotter]

“Mr. President, you have a dentist appointment at 7:00”

[@Ralesigh]

That's my favorite song! Also cancel that dentist appointment, I don't need to get my teeth done.

[@krookzatu]

The amount of voices Penny can do is extremely impressive.

[@PokemonChampion0997]

6:12 The fact that Alfred didn’t know the island actually explodes in the actual story made me laugh so hard for some reason! 😂😂😂😂

[@juabenrodriguez9113]

When parents lost an argument to their kid: 7:05

[@noahtarvin7923]

Nah, just moms.

[@yarnstardemon]

More like 7:00

[@stardust_sonic]

Parents : I'm taking everything from you, give me your phone ! Later, on Twitter ... Kids : I've come to make an announcement : my parents are BAMFs !

[@shinyminunthetheatregeek2036]

@@stardust_sonic THEY PISSED ON MY PHONE

[@BMB]

“Hey good looking! ...oh hi Amy.” The most underrated joke in the whole video.

[@insertnamehere12]

bad muchacho b it’s also hi Amy fool

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

"Now that you explained how to fuck crops, i think im a vegetable

[@amarimitch1569]

Well there goes the PG-13 rating of the video.

[@ClownHoundII]

@@amarimitch1569 Why does it go? He just called Tails good lookin.

[@at-rexontheinternet1388]

I spat out my triceratops

[@rake10]

17:09 “MY FUNYON RINGS!” had me dead 💀

[@Siren_DarkOcean_Official]

"Their MY Funyons now Eggman!"

[@austinforgie1069]

"Tails listen to me. I know who your mother is" *dies*

[@Siren_DarkOcean_Official]

@@austinforgie1069 "DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME!"

[@andrewtesla3735]

it took me 3 years and like 8 watch throughs to finally read the credits and find out that Knuckles and Amy were being voiced by the same person incredible range

[@funkykong2776]

11:30 I'd REALLY like to emphasize how eggman ACTUALLY SAYS "This time I'm taking your lives as well as the chaos emeralds!" In-game.

[@iananderson4754]

He clearly is an avatar of Eggman

[@goroakechi6126]

But did Sonic fuck his wife and crops in the regular game?

[@linkandzelda4725]

@@goroakechi6126 well of course

[@Luigicat11]

@@iananderson4754 Your middle name wouldn't happen to be "Brandon" would it?

[@iananderson4754]

@@Luigicat11 nope

[@MattHedgern]

"I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot. I'll be back." -The Best Thing to Ever Come From this Channel

[@IYuYoXxXI]

"Tails listen to me. I know who your mother is..."

[@ProjjectDelta.]

@@IYuYoXxXI Second to Im pissing on the moon

[@sketchbookonline2040]

Luca5man Don’t you fucking lie to me!

[@mightyradish9672]

You know what it does to your (blenis)

[@RasplinYT]

Time stamp?

[@MIKIMAHI_Ltd.]

16:05 the buildup here just to be smacked down with Talk about a low-budget flight. is so fucking funny i don’t know why

[@FinalGamerJames]

This dub's been fantastic but big props to Alfred for some incredible evil laughter, really nails Eggman's "saturday morning villain" energy.

[@user-bg1nh2fi2c]

except for adults

[@CoratMcRed]

'IT LOOKS LIKE A WALNUT BLAM AND IT JUST BUSTED A NUT" How poetic.

[@joaorodrigues1477]

7:18

[@xenobestx8423]

“[evil laughter] now DIE.”

[@breezingby2611]

It’s like poetry it rhymes

[@lilymorgo3412]

Omg it missed Eggman: F*** u moon u never had the cheese I wanted

[@hobobohemian]

(Feel good inc laugh)

[@aidankeogh9994]

The fact that Eggman says that he misses his wife _specifically to_ Tails, and only at death's door does he reveal that he knows who his seemingly lost mother... Eggman is _guaranteed_ secretly Tails' father in this canon

[@oilybat3269]

*oh my god.*

[@hambonejones462]

That's because Eggman is a fox 😏

[@damienf15]

@@hambonejones462 wat

[@whereismycup]

and eggmans ex-wife was a furry fucker

[@linkholder]

​@@damienf15hes fuxkable

[@thelordofpapasquid8016]

4:38 is easily one of my favorite parts of this dub. Just the way he says it so hilarious.

[@girlkisser200]

Penny and Ryan telling Alfred that the island was actually going to explode then the cutscene of it blowing up coming on and Alfred freaking out is GOLD

[@erad5]

7:04 I'M TAKING EVERYTHING FROM YOU *_GIVE ME YOUR PHONE_*

[@ThatDumbYoutubeUser]

My mom when i say a curse word

[@erickflores458]

Please! It's all I have

[@depressedthoughts]

AND EVERYONE CAN LEAVE

[@superwaylon1918]

i thought he said *GIVE ME YOUR BONES*

[@Umbreedon]

teachers be like

[@alcormagnus8754]

10:43 When people skip parts 1 and 2

[@Ana-wk7pf]

I understand the reference ;3

[@calvinshuck662]

Ah yes, a man of culture

[@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399]

I get it

[@FelisBX7]

Is this a Jojo reference?

[@lef4843]

lmao

[@-mniscient-7163]

14:14 I love this whole scene

[@TheCakeFactorie]

penny’s sonic voice is so good i genuinely couldn’t tell it was her

[@JustCallMeStent]

"I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot." "Tails, listen to me. I know who your Mother is...!" So is Tails Robotnik's son in this continuity as well?

[@wesconatortheguy9869]

YO

[@theprotagonist915]

Yeet

[@tailsrhtatonslice1418]

iteachvader ytps?

[@lay-lowandsmash1519]

As well?? Go on

[@bernebelmont1857]

Wait AS WELL? What expanded universe shit did I miss?

[@Andrei032]

9:08 I love how Amy and Knuckles can't talk at the same time because they are voiced by the same person

[@crownedcrow123]

THEYRE WHAT

[@kiernanyt8969]

It also kinda sounds like jaiden animations

[@MemeLord-ht2hy]

@@kiernanyt8969 they sound nothing like Jaiden you heathen

[@kiernanyt8969]

I meant tails

[@kiernanyt8969]

@@MemeLord-ht2hy sorry, I just now realized that it would be confusing based on the comment

[@madelynn_ryder]

9:25 Tails like: Goodness I can't talk to the dentist in peace F* this, I AM OUTTA HERE, BYE I am howling. 💀

[@katdedoelder5465]

Alfred’s monologue for the explosion of the moon in the hero story is SO underrated. His insulting of the little girl, taking over the world, destroying the moon for its lack of good cheese. It’s beautiful

[@Xerberos542]

6:53 Eggman announces he's investing in Gamestop stocks

[@user-vh5gr5hp4l]

lol

[@ThatLaloBoy]

"GME to the moon!" -Eggman

[@ashikjaman1940]

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ROBINHOOD, I PISSED ON THE HEDGEFUND IDIOT

[@Starrii_Skies]

Is it bad that I always thought he said socks instead of stocks

[@donuts6498]

Eggman's Announcement Beta

[@rhysfortune2092]

I love how alfred, despite never playing sonic adventure, correctly guessed the story on at least two occasions throughout the two videos.

[@Blanko_nopico]

It's rather impressive

[@elisabethsun7059]

@@Blanko_nopico mhm

[@jamiegioca9448]

What was the second time?

[@Thastormable]

@@jamiegioca9448 the giant lizard being the predecessor to shadow

[@jamiegioca9448]

@@Thastormable Ah, yes

[@CX7thetherapist]

7:25. Props to Alfred for a really accurate evil villain laugh.

[@HoneyM1lkart]

0:23 "IM NOW OUTSIDE OF THE PRISON WALLS 😀"

[@flipflopzthreeonethree1873]

15:52 "You know what piss rock-- does to your (inhale) ᵇˡᵉeₙᵢₛ"

[@jakebello7988]

"I like what it does to my *_b l e m i s_* Eggman!"

[@davidolinger3948]

How the heck did you right bieenis like that lol

[@ultra-lyla4736]

This part killed me lmao

[@BreadstixTheAnimator]

@@jakebello7988 and you know what?

[@M_ZS19]

tf is that

[@bellegreen9696]

OKAY BUT THE EGGMAN GOT ME WHEEZING THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE VIDEOS AND ITS EVEN FUNNIER THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE GAME

[@dezmine2131]

Bᴇʟʟᴇ Gʀᴇᴇɴ ur caps are broken

[@jacksons9546]

Bᴇʟʟᴇ Gʀᴇᴇɴ eggman is easily my favourite in this and the 06 one

[@gadgetmcfly9640]

666 likws

[@supermio64]

*I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot.*

[@nauticalseat628]

Hey I'm the 2.1 thousandth like......Epic

[@Mattbox731]

17:24 I Love How He’s Just Jumping In Such A Joyful Way While Just Saying "Don’t You Fucking Lie To Me!" Some Silly Shit Right There

[@ceebee8078]

2:17 idk why but sonic saying "stop saying that 😒😠" is so fucking funny every time

[@jakkakasunset5485]

Roses are red I cant tie a shoelace 15:33

[@ansa9719]

Krakka Jakk711 😂😂

[@fitiweilbacher]

*GeT tHe FuCk OuT oR i'M gOnNa ShOoT aMy In ThE fUcKiNg FaCe*

[@gravityuser07]

*I SWEAR TO GOD* *iLl Do It yOu BiTcH gEt OuT!*

[@fitiweilbacher]

*I, W I L L P O P H E R.*

[@gravityuser07]

Don’t give him my life for a piss rock!

[@kirbyourenthusiasm2963]

6:05 Alfred accidentally predicting the island blowing up had me on the floor. It's even funnier, because when he sees it, he sounds like he caused it and had no idea

[@curtisleblanc5897]

Yeah, the fact he sounds like he actually blew up the island makes it way funnier than it already is. XD

[@thatalphazo4331]

Oh MaH GoD i DiDnT KnOw

[@jagang8404]

It’S an AniCent space sAtIoN!?......

[@jarvistorres8573]

It's A bIg PlAystaTiOn.

[@reubendaniel5691]

Man I wish they didn’t tell him

[@Jacketalt]

the desperation when knuckles said 'weed' killed me

[@NIGHTBLOODUSAGI]

tails being 5 is the most consistent thing in this series

[@summmchicken1723]

I love how alfred is just so into it hes making noises for the pyramid opening and then just WHAT WHAT WH-WHY IS NASA THERE

[@x_cross9248]

11:44

[@toko-gen]

he doesn’t even consider why it’s opening it’s amazing

[@fitiweilbacher]

*I gotta get on that plane!*

[@vonnie0_0]

It’s ancient Egyptian space shuttle!

[@hollyfelis4197]

after rewatching, i have determined that this is not Alfred until about 11:48. that is a different person from 11:44 to 11:47. if you listen closely, you can hear Alfred talking over them, while saying "So no--"

[@T-man2240]

I love the fact that in the Hero Story dub, he has no idea what to do and just evil laughs to pad out the time, but in the Dark Story dub, he makes such a hard comeback that it became a meme.

[@slothblaze3170]

The power of eggman is beyond your understanding

[@penntopaper9305]

im PISSING ON THE M O O N ! oBAMA YOU I D I O T

[@akayysworld]

@@penntopaper9305 TWO BALLS AND A BONG

[@AndrewGiles688]

The weed emerald and blue gave him God-like abilities.

[@theycallmeandres.becauseit6715]

*E G G*

[@HoV326]

Eggman just suddenly going, "I miss my wife, Tails..." was such a tonal whiplash, I cracked up

[@Zero618GD]

Knuckles: “Hey what’s up good lookin’. Oh hey Amy” *W A I T W H A T*

[@undisputedrhodes]

6:06 Alfred is so in sync with eggman that he predicted the story without knowing it

[@rift_link9230]

This is what they mean when they say he’s committed to the bit

[@akronred648]

11:45 "What? WHAT? WHY IS NASA THERE?!"

[@waitwhat9546]

Oh no! It's an ancient Egypt space shuttle!

[@JugularJohn]

*I M S O C O N F U S E D*

[@AmbitiousAustin]

I GOTTA GET ON THAT PLANE!

[@Stormfalcon2018]

I like to imagine that this is eggman speaking

[@zachgelinas9603]

IM SO CONFUSED

[@Nature_tech.5]

6:29 I just realized that if this really Hawaii, then Eggman is re-creating Pearl Harbor.

[@ThePretendoist]

17:19 ABSOLUTE PERFECTION.

[@velocivoid7974]

2:04 I definitely think this is one of the most underrated parts of the dub “He’s faster than Sonic!” *”He’s faster than Sonic!”* *” w h a t”*

[@steveyeetus]

Eggman is dying get him to the ER NOW AAAAAAAAAAH

[@mattthecreator4653]

Yessss one of my favorite parts

[@comedicpsychnerd]

They even referenced it in forces

[@VibinLizard]

@@steveyeetus egg man has read this and had a stroke

[@abnormal9613]

@@comedicpsychnerd wait what?

[@idunno8964]

Joseph: c'mon jotaro, it's gonna be just a little adventure to kill dio Some days later: 10:43

[@pineapplelita8345]

LMAO

[@MMMatsuro]

joseph: HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET TO EGYPT

[@felipeboero2532]

@@MMMatsuro considering the amount of shit they went through on the way there, it is a good question

[@migueloharalover123]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@ruv5229]

@@MMMatsuro Jotaro: Its a big triangle or something, I don't know!

[@j.b.5422]

There should be a mod that replaces the normal cutscene dialogue with these

[@DrakeMystical]

There is

[@mousetoons5514]

The animation of this game fits the dub so perfectly

[@darkpawwind]

Can we talk about how beautiful Alfred's evil laugh for Eggman is??? Some professional voice actors can't even pull off a laugh that smooth. My wig is snatched.

[@KidAL0]

Can we talk about a low budget flight?

[@Gamering22]

Can I ask you a personal question

[@hyrulemobian]

@@Gamering22 lmao

[@thebiolibrary5572]

He sounds soooo evil in the evil side when he talks about his alternative accounts, then kinda normal. You know, crazy.

[@whatno2712]

@@KidAL0 ILL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS

[@sgf51]

Rome: finally jesus is gone Jesus 3 days later: 11:30

[@autobotdrift7805]

*HEYYYYYYY BITCHES*

[@colesellers8384]

Autobot Drift *didn’t expect to see me*

[@autobotdrift7805]

@@colesellers8384 hey what's going on eggman

[@ultraelectris7214]

@@autobotdrift7805 some weird guy name the glitch is-

[@autobotdrift7805]

@@ultraelectris7214 sonic I've had enough. You took my wife. You *FU€KED* my crops .I'm taking your life And chaos emeralds

[@ssppiiddyy11]

Ryan does shadows voice SO WELL. They should've hired him to do sonic prime 😭😭

[@lordz19]

this is still one of the greatest videos on the internet

[@soupsoup4245]

3:56-3:59 "I'm calling the police" *"I AM the police"* "HOLURURURUOUGH" 4:00-4:04 "I miss my wife, Tails"

[@tammytheranger7645]

Are you my mom?

[@papershadow]

What if Eggman thinsk Tails is the Police like he said, so he wants the Police to help him find his wife?

[@tammytheranger7645]

Nasim S Hey Amy, I'm great. Do you want to come get in my supercool airplane?

[@xxglitched_moonxx8458]

@@tammytheranger7645 amy: no.. :D not at all... It looks really gross

[@ninjayoshi8020]

@@papershadow In the Dark Story we learn that Eggman divorced his wife and now he misses her.

[@doddermodd]

Alfred sounds like a 60 year old black grandma and an 8 year old fortnite gamer simultaneously

[@PhoneCrab]

That caught me off guard lmao

[@guard-keywolf]

@@PhoneCrab some one say Guard?

[@PhoneCrab]

@@guard-keywolf yes

[@gentleman7476]

I'm kind of offended that you used 'Alfred' and 'Fortnite' in the sentence... But yeah, he does.

[@Blapedred]

@@gentleman7476 don’t watch the 06 fandub then

[@jawly_]

I love how Albert acts like he actually made the decision to blow up the island and didn't mean to, so good

[@izurukamukura9095]

'I miss my wife, tails' is the line that everyone loves, and it is a great line, but 'can you guys stop having relationship issues when I'm on the phone with my dentist?' Is also golden.

[@dariustheman1000]

Lool, why does Eggman get so personal and emotional with Tails only??

[@adondon5774]

Superior Darth and then in the dark story dub he lashes out at Tail’s like oddly specifically lol what’s their history??

[@Gamering22]

Their stages are in the same style

[@joehdah5395]

P E D O P H I L E

[@GioTheVax]

My theory is Tails's mother is Eggman's wife. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

[@jeremyabbott4537]

my theory is Tails is Eggman's son

[@greatestknight4712]

alfred as eggman is the funniest thing ive ever heard this is truly the most quality of content

[@JangoMango5]

I think you mean the glitch

[@browneburbs5377]

"tails listen to me, i know who you're mother is--*INSANE COUGHING"*

[@mothsweb5362]

"*sigh* i miss my wife tails..."

[@jaxoncarter2electricboogal921]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

@@altairiel6335 And I said that's disgusting, so here's what my dong looks like: *explosion sounds*

[@emiko.xg4chax]

"Tails listen, i know who your mother is" *wheezing and choking at the same time*

[@blueblue4092]

11:51 Alfred just shouting “WHY IS NASA THERE?!” 😂😂😂

[@__jester__]

6:06 is perhaps the most underrated line

[@opallozorro9038]

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[@hopper8514]

I like “its an ancient egyptian space shuttle!”

[@Milesdiditagain]

Y es

[@YourFavoriteVampireSuccubus]

@@opallozorro9038 s ame

[@rangedweevil6150]

Honestly it's one of my favorite parts in the entire dub

[@somberslay]

7:31 Alfred: Laughing like a maniac. Ryan: *Feel good.*

[@zachsmith3]

Oh shoot

[@xxunoriginal_edgy_namexx859]

Now every time I get killstreaks in a game in my mind plays Alfred's laugh while I just quietly say feel good

[@kek848]

I think he's a fan of gorillaz

[@omarpikm2101]

FEEL GOOD INC.

[@MrBlitzardo21]

This laugh made me laugh

[@pancakemarauder3332]

That whole mr. President x sonic bit was actual quite well synced with the animation 😭 the lil side glance as alfred (the Prez) went “uh-“ and realised his mistake and sonic’s stern demeanour lmao

[@MEEITSME]

Tails showed so much emotion during his battle with eggman in space. His merry hops up and down in anguish and rage brought tears to my eyes.

[@thesneakymemedealer7615]

10:42 Stardust Crusaders in a nutshell

[@mrfosilman]

The Kane Chronicles in a nutshell.

[@enkrateia5370]

Literally the entirety of the story of Stardust Crusaders up until that point was them getting to egypt

[@helpfulgamer1274]

*HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET TO EGYPT!!*

[@Sonichero151]

And they are fighting a guy with time stopping powers with green

[@tammytheranger7645]

Futaba's palace from Persona 5 in a nutshell.

[@chaihill1837]

4:00 This was the exact moment we knew that Alfred's version of Eggman would become ICONIC.

[@RandomTomatoMusic]

*sigh* "I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot. I'll be back." "aRe YoU mY mOm?"

[@juliocesarsegovia5773]

Oh wait hi tails How are you?

[@evansstash]

UH hey Amy I’m great-

[@juliocesarsegovia5773]

Do you wanna ride on my super cool airplane?

[@evansstash]

NoO, not at all :))

[@theresatambone4718]

"piss rock I pray unto you this day that you'd protect me from my sins and my transgressions" is an underrated quote

[@Hunterofyeets]

I come back to this every once in awhile just to make me smile. Hope everyone is doing good.

[@shanes.6227]

i miss my wife tails

[@Joshuatheidiot]

​@@shanes.6227 "I miss her a lot. I'll be back"

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Sane 😂

[@haleymh779]

9:12 this scene is infinitely funnier when you remember that amy and knuckles have the same voice actress

[@tom_k_cook]

Tails stole the scene with his phone call.

[@grilledcheesinator55]

*DON'T TOUCH ME, HARLOT!!!*

[@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329]

The “hey good lookin’... oh hi Amy.” line killed me for some reason.

[@boundary2580]

Nasim S she is trans. It’s part of biology.

[@moved4028]

Boundary wait is she confirmed trans? it’d explain her manly voice.

[@jr.jackrabbit10]

3:44 That cough is legendary

[@ultraelectris7214]

eggman:THATS ITS IM CALLING THE POLICE 911 Talis:I AM THE POLICE

[@andrewthorn7283]

@@ultraelectris7214 3:56 **vomiting your soul and your very existence noises**

[@rangedweevil6150]

Don't forget 17:18

[@ultraelectris7214]

@@andrewthorn7283 - sigh - I miss my wife tails..... I miss her alot ;-;

[@20thcenturydenzel_alt]

that cracked me up

[@xavierlime06]

Can't believe it's been most 5 years since this masterpiece. I never realized that this is actually pretty tame and controlled after watching the brawl dub.

[@Livevil750]

Five years later and this is still hilarious!

[@_mango_]

I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot. i’ll be back

[@edgyone2273]

Why did you comment that here xD

[@afireaxe3240]

aw fuck man i laughed so hard my chest hurt and my throat was super dry

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

@@edgyone2273 cause that's what eggman says ya ditz

[@edgyone2273]

@@rinnnnnnnnnnrin lmao i forgot that i commented this until you replied to me xD i didn't know that eggman said that but i do know but thanks anyways for mentioning it

[@ps4fan794]

Projared be like

[@Edwin.20089]

11:36 *'Sonic, I've Had Enough! You Took My Wife! You Fucked My Crops! I'm Taking Your Life'*

[@PokebellasWussy]

And the chaos emeralds!

[@captaincockpuncher]

Hey Sonic, since I'm literally five, can you please explain how you fuck crops?

[@cobaltcresent]

@@captaincockpuncher Skillfully

[@lilymorgo3412]

@@captaincockpuncher Sonic: I didnt-i didn't wanna have to explain that u to u Tails I didn't wanna *nnaugh* u forced my hand

[@OidBuddy]

@@lilymorgo3412 P L E A S E

[@AviendhaR]

genuinely years later i still regualrly say "thats a cool jpg" in that exact inflection

[@TetanicRain]

I love how you can tell how much they’ve improved over the years