i miss the person I was before I watched these dumb tiktoks - REACTION

[@drooplug]

There are two rules when taking a laxitive. 1) Do not leave the house. 2) It's never just a fart.

[@marcuschauvin7039]

rule 3: do it on a weekend.

[@TanyaDalrymple]

Facts lol

[@lotstodo]

AND.... Never trust a fart. Never ever.

[@Mike90317]

Exactly, never make plans for that day 😂😂😂

[@Kizzy-pu4he]

Exactly what I started to type, but you JUST wrote it!

[@therockbottom5256]

Free balling in a sundress after taking laxatives is the definition of “risk taking behavior” 😭

[@BasedSockHead007]

Fr 😂 idk how people can free ball it because I'd be SO uncomfy, she's braveeeeeee brave!

[@persephone9177]

Nah it's just dumb AF😂😂

[@voxelroxel4683]

Oh my god 😂

[@liz090833]

Yeah I'd be terrified the entire time! Everyone is upsetti spaghetti but it's definitely a unisex term "free balin" 😂

[@moonrizer-qb5do]

at 1:06 i felt sorry for her but i couldn't hold in my laughter i was laughing so much i had tears in my eyes XD

[@aureliaaurita4471]

“You don’t usually wear panties with sundresses” Girl, I rarely wear dresses or skirts without shorts underneath. I can’t imagine going commando 😅

[@crochetingcanuck]

Same!

[@KeitieKalopsia]

Exactly! Underwear and boy shorts. Underwear on its own only as a last resort.

[@janasmith8315]

Samesies! Lol I absolutely cannot wear a dress or skirt without shorts.

[@sherylfenner1983]

Undies with Spanx or booty shorts. I have skorts too. Mostly for chafing

[@cheshirekatt9210]

Right ever since I wore dresses and skirts as a kid I always wore shorts underneath cuz I didn’t want to flash my panties hanging upside down on the monkey bars and I still do that now even without hanging upside down on monkey bars cuz wind blows, so her comment made me go um yeah you do 😓

[@annabelwilson809]

That first story, the cleaner was probably horrified but appreciated that the woman apologised and that’s why she helped her so much

[@Alice-ln8mg]

Okay, but the lady that helped the first girl and didn't make a big deal of it, she is the best of humanity. Bless that woman 🙌🙌

[@HereWashThis]

So true. Maintaining a “keep calm and carry on” attitude to save someone’s dignity is one of the best things you can do. Good catch. 😊

[@corvuscorax7451]

People like her are the backbone of our society and we need to make them millionaires fr

[@kellygirlaj]

She's the best of humanity because she and her crew have had to deal with the worst of humanity.

[@taniaphillips3124]

It really does happen more than you think. Best thing to do is let someone know and they'll most likely help quickly and discreetly as possible. Yes this custodian was great, professional and kind, but most people in custodianship are humble and kind. The young lady did exactly the right thing, make straight for a bathroom and tell someone a.s.a.p

[@carlybowers-smith8088]

Wonder if this lady worked at a hospital before God bless her!

[@Lenape_Lady]

The FBI, CIA and the NSA combined couldn’t torture that information out of me.

[@chi5860]

😂

[@Jane-West]

You and me both sister!

[@gregf4416]

I also would dye my hair, change my name, and move.

[@NicoleMorgan]

Right? One must keep our 💩 to ourselves. 😂

[@chrisbrown7362]

Oh! I stole a variation on your Comment! I'm sorry. (great minds think alike??)

[@valravyngames]

Huge amount of respect for the first woman for telling someone and not just leaving it for them to find.

[@Urgodiamgod]

Bro! This 🙌 I have never been able to understand grown ass adults being so disrespectful yes accidents happen but somebody has to clean that up. Nobody talks about that they all just laugh. Bless you

[@ItsNaeBihhh.Daaah6]

Or for someone to step in 😭😭

[@HazelMornings]

The fact the worker from Walmart walked her to her car, is an absolute amazing human. Not many people would do that for people.

[@ConnorMiller417]

The lady in the first video is officially one of the People Of Walmart. In her defense, she wasn’t the first and she most certainly won’t be the last to do that in Walmart. 😂

[@beauteoussounds1156]

Poor fart management and she has to post that as a PSA? I’d take that story to my grave.

[@Lynzilla0525]

Yep,when you hear there’s a “Code Brown” on the walkie, you know what you’re in for!!

[@britneylynn1477]

At least she owned up to it I’m sure other people don’t 😂

[@dru2506]

We all get sick and from time to time a toileting mishap may occur. That said, I'm always wearing underwear when I leave my house

[@Maya23452]

Is Code Brown a real thing or you just made it up for shits and giggles??? Pun intended.

[@Hippiechick11]

Believe me, after working at Walmart, everyone was grateful you told someone. People hid stuff like this all over the store and that's much worst.

[@r.bellbottom8964]

I worked at Kohls and the stories of grown ass adults using the fitting rooms as a toilet! OMG.

[@becki_booo]

This is absolutely true

[@sophieelofiee]

When the girl in the first one said “you don’t usually wear panties with sundresses.” 😂

[@paulettemoore47]

I have never heard of this.

[@RobinCarey413]

I came to find this exact comment 😂

[@therealmouseymouse]

I literally said "excuse me?" Out loud when she said it.

[@gata1887]

My question is why would you not wear underwear under a dress?!!

[@therockbottom5256]

THATS why the men love them! 🤣

[@YochevedDesigns]

I decided to become a vegetarian when I was 12. My mom said "Fine. You're cooking your own meals." I bought a couple of vegetarian cook books with my allowance, told my mom what ingredients I needed, and made myself at home in the kitchen. My mom was a smart woman.

[@nomollyshere]

That’s why I started cooking too but because I went dairy-free due to severe lactose intolerance. I couldn’t trust my parents from using things they KNEW would make me sick😢 I hope that guy didn’t have allergies cuz his mom sounds like she wouldn’t care.

[@cynthiac8835]

As​@@nomollyshere

[@Mysticalvibe1]

Wow there's no filter on social media. I would be scared to admit to the first story for all the world to hear

[@aj-sz8mu]

The issue with this is you then become in charge of your nourishment, which is illegal. Your mom is required to take care of you until you're 16 (or is it 18?). And it requires quite a lot of research to supplement well while having a vegan/vegetarian diet. Unlike non-vegetarian diets that generally don't need much research to get the basics of nutrition (our government made sure most foods are fortified, but it doesnt assume vegetarians/vegans)

[@jackyyrag]

Same, but i didnt learn to cook 😭😂

[@authormomma9542]

When I was a CNA, I walked into the truck stop I used to work at (as a cashier) and the owner stopped me. "A lady needs help in the bathroom. " This poor girl, pregnant, (young, like early 20's) puked so hard she shit herself in the bathroom. I helped her get cleaned up, gave her my "car scrubs" (always keep scrubs or cheap sweats in your car) and snuck her out. The funny part? When I knocked on the stall door and told her i was a cna and offered help, she asked me for ID. Me: Well, honey, I leave my nametag in my locker. But I'm wearing scrubs, look like shit, have blood on my shoes. I can give you my driver's license and let you look me up on the state register, or I can buy you a sprite after I wipe your ass. I don't do this shit for fun." Her response. (So shy) "I don't like sprite." I bought her a Canada Dry. That baby would be 16 now. I hope she's told that kid this story. I hope that kid is kind.

[@aAngel93]

You're an AMAZING CNA ❤🙏

[@destelpa]

2:30 As a retail worker, I guarantee you, her saying "it's happened" is not her just saying that. Cause it's happened to me. At least this poor woman was apologetic. More than I can say about some others

[@captain_avery_646]

I can’t fathom shitting myself and leaving a trail of shit and then having an attitude about it

[@alosialee]

​@@captain_avery_646 that does indeed happen as well. Poor elder lady in one of our mobility carts lost the battle to her bowels in the grocery store I worked at. It was all over the disabled bathroom and instead of like notifying anyone at all she proceeded to run a trail of it completely through the store as she continued her shopping and checked out like nothing happened. And when politely confronted she doubled down and made a scene even though we were trying to be quiet about it for her sake lmao. Needless to say the poor maintenance guy had his work cut out for him and the chair had to be taken outside to be hosed off.

[@ramiahred12]

I worked retail. I've cleaned diarrhea off the walls. It really does happen....

[@elizabethknutson3335]

Truer words were never spoken

[@InDustWeTrust19]

Can confirm, as a fellow retail worker at a membership based big box store lol one of our maintenance workers has a "brown" folder on the phone with evidence of the most hideous incidents😂 I should've know too. On my actual first day just over 5 years ago now, I went to the women's bathroom (there are no employee bathrooms at my workplace) and there was a women holding her kid, maybe 4 yrs old or so, over a garbage can in there to pee. There were open stalls. That should've told me everything I'd need to know about working there. There's been actual poo on the CEILING of the bathroom. People openly hoarking in the sinks or cutting toenails in them (mens bathroom) of there's been so much, there's not enough time in the world to go over all of it. Including poo on the floor for sure. Also, I agree with the comment, if someone is genuinely remorseful/apologetic that goes so, so far with me. Can confirm that rarely happens though

[@morganabernathy-warner5904]

how anyone can go commando ever, ESPECIALLY in a sundress blows my mind. I'd be way too uncomfortable and worried I'd accidentally flash someone.

[@cheeling794]

my goodies would feel so unprotected😂

[@morganabernathy-warner5904]

@cheeling794 exactly!! My bits need coverage for hygienic reasons let alone my comfort.

[@EuGiH.3]

I basically wear shorts under every skirt or dress, especially when it's a mini. Somehow I always think people can look up my skirt when I'm walking on stairs. Commando 😂😂😂

[@GrandmaLoves2Scuba]

Back in the 70's I kept getting infection after infection and after repeated trips to the doctor, changing laundry soaps, trying every material that undies come in the doctor suggested I stop wearing underwear. I did. Haven't owned a pair of underwear since then. My whooha has been perfectly healthy ever since. I realize it sounds gross, but to me, feeling the edges and elastic would drive me nuts at this point.

[@Muffiezon]

I only wear long sundresses and always commando lol

[@nikkigalloway1990]

Charlotte, just wanted to say watching your videos always puts me in a better mood. I suffer from frequent episodes of depression and anxiety, but having you in the background in all your potato queen-ness makes me feel better

[@NoFear69262]

Me too; whenever I need a pick me up I always run to Charlotte’s channel. ❤

[@Suzismymom]

Had to pause because EXCUSE ME? No panties when wearing a sundress??? In the words of the great and amazing Charlotte, "how are you not embarrassed????"🤯

[@BrianAndresScott]

And ABSOLUTELY NOT

[@crossanddream2]

That's what I'm saying! I can understand not wearing pants or shorts, I've done that before. But no panties?? I cannot

[@MalcolmReynoldsQuotes]

Yeah I wear panties with sun dresses I have never heard of that being a thing 😂

[@TheAdrift]

To be fair, I think she's incredibly embarrassed 😂

[@Jaded_Jester]

@@TheAdrift SO embarrassed that she posted it on the internet...

[@AB-mx1de]

People really are WAY too comfortable sharing EVERYTHING on the internet! Ever seen the “people of Walmart” coloring books on Amazon? This first story is fitting.

[@MorbidKat]

I just looked it up omfg 😂 "rolling back dignity" it says lmfao

[@StephF88]

There's COLORING BOOKS?!

[@Catherine.Dorian.]

lol right? You couldn’t get this out of me if my life depended on it, I’d take this to my grave and maybe only tell the nurse it as I died

[@infin8ee]

The desire to share everything in your life with strangers on the internet is absolutely baffling to me! Why?

[@Jaded_Jester]

But she is so embarrassed that she will never go to that Walmart again. Why would she post that on the internet if... oh I get it.

[@Jade_Deja]

"I don't think anyone saw it," but I will tell you on tik tok...🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Also when you take tea like this... you DON'T LEAVE the house until you shit!

[@jenniferdevinney541]

Seriously, I don't understand why people feel they need to share everything. I would take this to my grave.

[@katinacormier7628]

That’s what makes me think it’s all a lie. TT is nothing but fake stories, fabricated drama and self-centered a-holes.

[@Catherine.Dorian.]

@@jenniferdevinney541you couldn’t waterboard it out of me, the internet is forever!

[@leag.engelund486]

@@jenniferdevinney541 Thought the same. Like seriously "Did I ask?" - I don't even live in America, did she not think it would go viral or the "risk" of it? so what has it to do with me? and can people not keep their bowel problems by themselves?

[@sabiha.sayeed]

​@leag.engelund486 I think she posted it precisely for clout. Some people are just so desperate for attention and going viral on the internet.

[@AtheenaCollis]

My 2 year old looked at this video as I was watching it and said, "look, it's mommy!" I thanked her for the compliment 😂

[@lizzyblitz07]

My older sibling did the same with my Red Haired mom and Reba

[@mollyflowers5728]

I AM SORRY, WE DON’T WEAR PANTIES WITH A SUNDRESS?!?!?! So we just out here counting on Mother Nature to not send us a stiff breeze that flashes the hootie hoo to all the whos down in Whoville?!?! Nah, sis. Nah.

[@mirayzie]

I just stopped chuckling at the 💩 story and this comment started my cackles back up 😂thank you

[@jacquelinebouwer3546]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Queen1midas]

I'm with you I heard that and said "who the hell is not wearing panties with sundresses?" That's the dumbest thing I've heard this year. 😂😂😂

[@melissasheppard6674]

The Whos down in Whoville lol 😅

[@sherrysink3177]

The expression "hootie hoo to all the whos down in Whooville" cracks me UP! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bentlyluv1211]

As someone who worked at Walmart in college, it's definitely happened before. At least you 1 warned someone and 2 didn't smear it all over the walls (that happens in Walmart more than you think)

[@nobirthday]

THIS there's no shame in going to a worker 😭 any decent person would help that lady out of the building and call for cleanup as discreetly as they can. What we don't want is the 500 customers after telling us what happened for it to end up in social media

[@indigowulf]

I've worked at many gas station/convenience stores over my life and yeah... the things people do to the bathrooms ON PURPOSE is insane. Jackson Pollock paintings on the walls with various bodily fluids is actually common. My most embarrassing story was a day I walked from my apartment to the store. The walk was along a 7 lane freeway (3 each way plus a turn lane) with a giant privacy fenced apartment complex on the other side of the sidewalk. So, totally public, no place to hide. Got sudden tummy rumblings and was forced to drop my pants and Hershy squirts right there beside the giant fence, in front of all those cars. Worst part, it was about 1 pm, right when everyone is driving out for lunch breaks. There had to be 200 cars that went past me and witnessed my ultimate shame.

[@jenniferdavis1873]

Yes you were 1 of the few who apologized when it happened.

[@roseb1370]

The bikini girls by the seals, AND POSTING IT ON THE INTERWEBS, they could be prosecuted for harassing marine wildlife. US Fish and Wildlife does not have a sense of humor. Harassing wildlife comes with a massive fine. They better hope Fish and Wildlife doesn't see that reel. Leave the wildlife alone, folks.

[@melissadunton3534]

Yes! In Hawaii you can get jail time for messing with the wildlife. Especially the sea turtles. They do not take that crap lightly. As it should be.

[@meganmarts5769]

Straight to jail

[@juleswalters5325]

@@melissadunton3534 Same here in Florida. “Unaliving” or harming Sandhill Cranes, Manatees, and many, many more types of wildlife WILL get you a massive fine and some jail time!!

[@fairynerdy]

Not me rooting for the seals. 🤣

[@captain_avery_646]

I don’t think the person who posted it knew them

[@shieldmaiden8128]

I know this tea. I have had this tea, and yes it makes it happen involuntarily. Don't make plans. Call in sick to work. Don't even be too far across the house from the bathroom. Bring your laptop and phone into the bathroom with you. Your toilet is your desk chair now.

[@daniellek1191]

If I were that first woman, I’d take that story to my grave, lol

[@ericataylor7618]

The fbi couldn't get that story out of me

[@raenoway]

Wild horses couldn’t drag it out of me!! Why are people over sharing so much on social media.

[@namimindyaw1201]

These days, they can’t help themselves but tell the whole world their most embarrassing happenings. It’s a crazy world

[@sarahwhite8135]

EXACTLY!!!!!!! I was like "WHY?????? Why would you share that story?" If you were so embarrassed by the people at Walmart seeing you why on earth would you tell the entire world?!!!

[@lotstodo]

I have an actual exposure story that I've never spoken of and can barely think of.

[@marzash]

Dude the first girl!!!😂😂😂 Can I just say that the Walmart cleaning lady was SO SWEET to get her sweatpants and walk her to her car❤

[@ThePierogiQueen]

CONGRATS ON 2 MILLION BESTIE!!! 🎉❤❤❤🥂 👑

[@CharlotteDobre]

THANK YOU BESTIE!!!

[@unichan5]

Congrats to our petty potato queen!!

[@marieknight9385]

@@CharlotteDobreyou deserve it Potato Queen ❤

[@malcolmgray.5913]

I just saw the 2 M! Awesome! 🥔

[@gracestayner2033]

Yo! 2M! That’s crazy! Crongrats!

[@100samanthamarie]

“And now more people are going to know, you silly girl” was my first response, but it’s actually better for her to talk about it in a way because in a way, she gets to take control and people can sympathize with her more. ❤she’s a human being ❤❤❤

[@SuperStarr1000]

Listen, whoever told her to drink that tea FORGOT to tell her to make sure she takes the tea and stays home for a couple of days and until she evacuates her bowels completely. Poor sweetheart. I wish I could hug her. Also, the cleaning lady probably spent her own money to buy the lady pants and underwear ❤️. God bless her sweet soul. That tea is good though for anyone with constipation though. At my local Morton Williams I went to buy a coffee recently and there was also tea. I noticed one of the teas was one called "Smoothe Move" and I gagged. I told the manager that Smoothe Move is a laxative tea.that some kid, older person or business person may not realize and have a horrible accident while out and about. Her eyes widened and she ran to the bakery and grabbed the teas herself and told the worker to never put those out for individual cups of tea. That was crazy and possibly a lawsuit averted for Morton Williams ☺️.

[@RynnRose]

😂😂 Thank you for saving this store and potentially some unsuspecting patrons from the unfortunate consequences of serving that tea.

[@dawnchesbro4189]

Just FYI, my GI doc told me those senna teas are not good for resolving constipation. They brute force the issue and can cause long term issues relating to bowel health. She said if I need relief, I should take dulcolax because it's gentler. And yes, I get constipated due to medication.

[@SuperStarr1000]

@@RynnRose Awwww, Thanks🙏🙏

[@shannonsullivan954]

I literally did that today on tiktok. An 'influencer' was showing off a dress and someone commented wanting to know where it's from. Poster commented to 'check out their link in bio'. I know where the dress is from (I was on the site yesterday) and commented under the OP's comment the name of the site/brand :)

[@holbriland6584]

I actually am a licensed nurse (though I no longer work in the nursing field)...and I still have almost zero people I'd be willing to do BBL aftercare for. I might could be persuaded with maybe 3 people...none of them casual friends I "haven't talked to in forever."

[@MsKaz1000]

She was the other womans last resort she had clearly asked others beforehand and been turned down

[@Digitalhunny]

These "girlies" that are gettin' BBLs simply _need_ to invest in & learn how to use a wet wipe on a dang stick! Just do what's needed, take the time & learn or don't get one.

[@stephiek.3267]

RN here, and my mother is the only person I'd do that for without being paid. Everyone else can hire their own nurse.

[@TheTynell1]

wtf is a bbl

[@MsKaz1000]

@@TheTynell1 Brazilian butt lift basically getting fat put in to make your booty bigger which to me is crazy

[@brianthesnail3815]

Billy Conolly (famous Scottish comedian) used to tell a very funny joke about having a chat with an old guy in a pub and one of his pieces of advice was "Never trust a fart". This is so true and excellent advice. 😁

[@danniellesloane]

The first girl: it happens to more people, more often than you think ❤️ And im so happy that the lady was so kind and helped you out.

[@albino5995]

Not everybody decides to put their shameful actions on the internet for everyone else to mock her though 🙄 some people don’t deserve sympathy

[@tashahantz4643]

I got so overly hyped up the a day and full on shit my pants 😂😂 (I lost control of holding after birth)

[@danniellesloane]

@albino5995 no, they don't, but it does open the conversation to those it has happened to, to remind us all to be respectful, and mindful of peoples situations. Medications, health conditions, diet etc could all cause this, and *being* something most wouldn't admit, those it happens to, end up ashamed or ridiculed, and those around them are more often judgemental rather than understanding, helpful, and everybody educated.

[@danniellesloane]

@tashahantz4643 I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope you were OK, and someone helped you if you needed it ❤️ I don't have children, so i can't even imagine the trauma the body goes through in pregnancy and childbirth ❤️ A lot of women have had pretty open and honest conversations with me, but I'm honestly surprised it doesn't happen more often with all that going on!

[@angelaembry3834]

The Walmart story gives a whole new meaning to "Cleanup on Aisle 9"!

[@noteworthy__a3763]

*aisle 2 😂

[@angelaembry3834]

@@noteworthy__a3763 🤣🤣🤣

[@ElizabethTheUnicorn829]

0:38 ummm yes you do

[@SeeHang]

i don’t understand the men and women who go commando edit to add, also can’t understand why people share these stories on social media

[@ElizabethTheUnicorn829]

@@SeeHang same. Some things need to be kept on the dl.

[@TwiggyHetfield27]

RIGHT! When she said that I'm like... Girl, who have you been talking to?!

[@ElizabethTheUnicorn829]

@@TwiggyHetfield27 exactly like I never heard of that in all my 42 years

[@rjtruth1779]

I thought most girls wore spandex shorts under their sun dresses, at least all the women i know do. Who tf goes commando in a short dress or skirt?!?!?!?!

[@Salmonde_At_Home]

When my daughter told me she wanted to be a vegetarian (not vegan) at 13, I said okay and did some research so that she would still have a balanced diet. We went to see a nutritionist who also gave us some supplement ideas. We bought everything she needed and about 2 months later she said she did not want to be a vegetarian anymore. That was fine, she tried it, made her decision, and we all learned to eat healthier. Let your kids make decisions that are not dangerous to them! That is how they learn what they want and who they are!

[@JustJenny615]

“It’s happened” what in the horror of a Walmart employee’s PTSD!!

[@MiaaxXx]

As a former Walmart employee. Oh. It has happened. Many times.

[@gloriaalex11]

Members of certain professions can often say they've "seen just about everything." Walmart employees fall under this category.

[@shanalananas8141]

We, former Walmart employees, demand a compensation for these traumatic events 😭😭😭

[@shamelessstacib7351]

Those chicks weren't terrified enough to stop filming the seals. WOW some people really can't see death right in front of their face

[@isabellavalente2479]

Natural selection caught on video💀

[@moniqueengleman873]

I see everyone clutching their phone during fights, getting arrested, in car crashes. We are an addicted nation.

[@buuurrrrppppp221]

Yeah i think there was this one woman on record that was killed by a leopard seal, apart from that they don't really kill people. Also, I dont think they were leopard seals but that said i wouldn't want one biting me so would probably steer clear just in case!

[@peakay6729]

@@buuurrrrppppp221 definitely not leopard seals - you would know, leopard seals eat other seals. They are huge and their teeth!!!!

[@tenin982000]

@@buuurrrrppppp221 yeah seems only 1 has ever been recorded a researcher.

[@reginamachamer821]

I mean him signing the birth certificate means nothing if a paternity test proves that he isn't the father. Also I mean there is digital proof of her using false documents and passing them off as legitimate which is fraud. He could have some sort of civil case on his hands.

[@vincentsgaming]

In some states they don't care and still make you pay. It's BS

[@gabriellaflorentine4454]

In most cases especially in court, if you sign the BC then legally you are the parent even if it's determined through a paternity test that you're not

[@jessicaolson490]

I think he would have a case for fraud even in those states. But it's still going to take time so he might be paying child support for a good year or two before he gets a chance to get out from under it.

[@amymariekeyes1]

I can attest to the fact that Smooth Move is indeed, smooth- yet diabolical.

[@Vaughan4]

I once took a sea lion conservation class in college in the Gulf of Mexico. The first thing you learn is “DON’T go in the water where the bull (male) sea lions are!”. You can tell the bulls by the sagital crest on top of their heads. They are actively protecting their mating territories from other bulls and anything else that enters their area. We watched bulls have huge bloody fights over territory (from the safety of the shore adjacent to the females who were taking care of the pups). We once saw a dad and daughter enter the water near the male territories from a tourist boat and we frantically waved at them to get out of there. The two perched themselves on a rock right in the middle of one of the biggest bull sea lion’s territories and when the bull rushed towards them and barked right in their face, all they did was flinch back and didn’t leave! Eventually the male was giving them enough warning charges that they finally got the hint and went back to the boat. It was crazy, they could have gotten seriously hurt considering these animals can weigh over 2000 lbs and have some serious teeth (carnivores with canines) and the bacteria in their mouths can cause horrible infections if you get bitten.

[@robertmellin6495]

Yeah, they walked right into that seal colony, and that is just not safe. They’re cute from a distance, up close, it’s allllll teeth!

[@brinacodding2573]

Here in Oregon if a Sea Lion willingly goes up to people like that, and has a known history of bothering fishing vessels they're killed. Doesnt matter wether the people were in the territory or not. Once they willingly approach people its over. At least with fishing vessels they have a few chances of getting moved to a different location

[@peakay6729]

not to mention that seals can carry rabies. you do NOT want to get bitten by a seal. my lord!

[@leward7788]

people can be so clueless. my husband's family raised heritage pigs and the boars were frankly terrifying. they nearly killed our Great Dane for instance, just for walking past one. big pigs, maybe the size of a sea lion. yet people would be driving buy, pull over and think porky pig wants to take a photo with them! we didn;t even keep the male pigs around most of the time (unless they were piglets) because of how nasty they got. big teeth thousands of lbs, not friendly. silly people

[@limarba9062]

@@robertmellin6495 Just ask a penguin.

[@alicattt4453]

omgggg I was literally CRYING with that first chick!!! 😂😂😂

[@bekkakay8573]

Same!!!🤣😂🤣

[@mirayzie]

Yep same😂 I had to pause to catch my breath and calm my dogs who thought I was dying then resume… a few times

[@alicattt4453]

@@mirayzie 🤭 lol

[@giaschannel5352]

That tea is savage. YOU HAVE TO STAY HOME WHEN YOU DRINK IT!!! lol poor girl lmao

[@thatonewitch]

Out of curiosity, *how strong is the tea compared to laxatives like Miralax?*

[@adrianamichalak9192]

@@thatonewitchI’d say much stronger lol

[@dianana33]

What tea exactly is it??? For educational purposes

[@808shorty_10]

@@dianana333 ballerina tea, warning: it’s a very strong tea and will turn your stomach upside,

[@dianana33]

@808shorty_10 I know someone that could use it. NO IT ISN'T OUT OF HATE, they could legit use it. Thank you

[@ashleylancaster8378]

5:59 “You’re floaties, are a float!” lol had me dying in laughter.

[@sallymcgill2572]

Who doesn’t wear panties with sundresses?? OMG!! 😮

[@Entertainment-qe1vn]

The pro-meat mom's voice and speech pattern is what EVERY SINGLE actor aims for after being cast as royalty in a Hallmark Christmas special, and they WISH they sounded half as good as the real deal/ I could listen to her read the bloody phone book if she just kept that tone and cadence the whole time.

[@lataniafenn6073]

There is a lady who I run into on an off leash trail in my city every couple weeks with this exact accent. I love hearing her talk and she calls her dog’s darling! Running into her makes my day.

[@ahleenah]

If only her nonchalant belittling tone wasn’t so infuriating

[@Astretre]

To the story with the Dieters Tea. If you have never had this tea, you call work, take Friday off and the whole weekend. You DO NOT leave your house! Also you have to eat very cleanly, so no greasy foods, sugars, basically the BRAT diet. It will clean your insides. Good luck!

[@dianana33]

What green tea exactly is it?

[@aduckofsomesort]

Cleaning your insides is what your liver and kidney are for

[@sarahjaye4117]

@@dianana33dieter's drink laxative tea

[@coveredinbees67]

@@aduckofsomesort oh... they don't mean THAT kind of "clean your insides". They mean "clean you out", which is a fun way to describe having intense, hours-long diarrhea until there's nothing left in your bowels.

[@jasonsummit1885]

It's any tea with senna leaf or cascara bark.

[@nightshadewinter6915]

As soon as I saw the name of the tea my jaw dropped and I KNEW what was going to happen! My hubby and I started crying of laughter it was so funny 😂

[@blackwell754]

5:04 Charlotte, the underwear was never catching that disaster.

[@beauteoussounds1156]

Would’ve slowed its roll

[@caseyc2497]

You'd be surprised. I was on "bowel prep" for a surgery with the granddaddy of all laxatives, didn't even feel I needed to go, was already going but my underwear got me to the shower room without incident. Well further incident. Underwear was toast but otherwise no harm done

[@sandyesparza8870]

😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅

[@blackwell754]

@@caseyc2497ahhh yes, pre surgery pipe cleaner! 😂

[@gloriaalex11]

A pair of undies was better than nothing. And she could just throw them away after.

[@bluesoulsearcher5424]

That British mom is the most British thing I’ve ever heard. So New Zealand Kiwi as well 😭 “oh for goodness sake what’s the big deal”

[@DonnaJones-wy9pp]

Wait was that my mom!

[@blackwell754]

0:12 sh*t happens, sometimes.

[@youcallmehero]

I would never speak to my mom again if she’d been secretly feeding me meat. That’s just truly f’ed up.

[@booklover5238]

I just wanna know how he didn't notice.

[@ellielou52]

SO many mistakes were made, Walmart, commando, whatever th you ate! 😂😂

[@raenoway]

Correct. I am all for wear what makes you feel comfortable and confident but ma’ma this a Walmart you might want more layers between you and the Walmart. 😂

[@kathryncrabtree6500]

No but I work at Costco and it DOES happen. I was just telling my therapist the other day it happens WAY MORE than you might think. People just shit themselves while they shop!

[@lachs.7939]

I work in retail and I can second this. Stuff like that happens a lot (especially in bigger stores).

[@harveybrown303]

What in the world

[@disgrunty]

The human bowel is a tricksy and terrifying force of nature.

[@PuppetMommy]

Trauma at its best!!

[@erikaarnold4780]

Hate to admit…it ALMOST happened to me a few years ago at a Subway. The cashier was being a total 🐴 and made me buy a cookie to use the restroom…fine…but this BIAAAATCH was INTENTIONALLY moving so incredibly slow….there were NO CUSTOMERS. I made the mistake of telling her it was an emergency…and she went even SLOWER! 👿 I was having health issues, back then, and using the bathroom all the time. Don’t ask me where I found the DIVINE strength to not only “keep it together “, but not purposely leave that evil, evil woman a little surprise that I knew she would have had to clean. Lucky for her, I was raised better than she was. I have never sweat so profusely in public before, and was soaking wet by the time I came out. I was sure to let her know I knew what she was doing, but I was too weak to even drop some PETTY on her. But, then…..my husband, who had been waiting in the car….saw the state of me when I returned. He got out of the car….marched into that raggedy-ass Subway…and proceeded to tell her something quite profound. I couldn’t hear a word, and I couldn’t see HIS face, but I could see HERS. She definitely was getting at least a “half-dose” of “What’s what…”. And imagine being scolded by a grown man with a British accent….I KNOW he delivered. 😂 When he got back in the car…he just shook his head and said, “🦊 that!” I was so overwhelmed by the show of loyalty (and already emotional) I just burst into tears. 🥹 What kind of woman uses her marginal moment of power to TORTURE another woman? I found out, that day. However, SHE found out not to mess with nice people….you never know who’s rollin’ with them. Best to keep it cute….mindful…😆

[@justjane2070]

I was cheering the seal on 😂

[@lotstodo]

They are big and they can be dangerous. There are warning signs at the rest stops along PCH. Also they are wild animals and can get their own food.

[@Chuck_EL]

​@@lotstodo it's the same with Bisons, Moose , Chimpanzees and Dolphins while they look cute or unimposing they will and have mauled and killed people

[@FleetwoodCat]

I've taken that tea. And a matter of fact I have a whole box in my pantry.. I call it ballerina tea. There were warnings that our friend should have told her. For example, my daughter went to a high school that I was working at, she drank that tea in the morning before school. By 11:00 a.m., she busted into my classroom begging me for the teacher's bathroom key. Warnings as follow: 1. NEVER drink it at daytime. Always drink it before going to bed. 2.Make sure you have no where to go until at least you feel empty. 3. Be prepared to spend about 20 minutes, to a half hour sitting on the toilet with cold sweats and shaking. Especially, if you haven't gone in a couple days. It will feel like you're having a heart attack, or you want to call an ambulance. When it's done, you will feel like an energized superhero. It's definitely worth it if you want to kick off a diet by detoxing first. But don't do it and then eat sausage and pancakes for breakfast.

[@Jaison96]

1:00 TMI! How do you share this information to the public!?! How and why? This benefits no one!

[@buzzzzzz69]

I beg to differ; it gave me a bloody good laugh 😅

[@nataliar6553]

it for sure benefits her OF career

[@denisemcclain6416]

I stopped and didn’t watch it.. if your embarrassed you sure don’t post it on social media 😮

[@lms1068]

I don't understand it either 😂 but yes I shared it and laughed hysterically

[@weirdarthistorian]

Well, I see the benefit in informing people that you shouldn't go commando in a sundress. I thought it would be common sense, but obviously not. 😂

[@Maykay524]

The people in the background of the seal one, LAUGHING!!!! I loved it. Had me cracking up haha

[@Laurengrey410]

I’ve seen many a Karen and Kyle get their ass handed to them by a seal/sea lion while living in San Diego. You leave them alone! This is their beach!

[@mila6589]

The first story reminded me of a viral video in brazil of some old lady teaching a plant tea recipe to fix "this problem", and the comments were all people saying they s* themselves on various places, blaming and calling her a witch for doing this... It was truly the funniest thing ever!

[@W81HotPotLickin2nd]

ive had some before, the box has instructions, you dont brew it too strong, and you drink some at night for a morning poop, why so many people dont follow instructions

[@clarebrady1532]

Those women with the sea lions are so lucky. Those girls had pups and they were yelling for help. Big dude at the end was DAD and he was PISSED. They can 100% fold a human like a cheap lawn chair.

[@leahleah2185]

Ok that women with the tea is hilarious! Had me in stitches I had to keep pausing so I could hear it 🤣👏

[@CarpeNutella]

I'm definitely remembering that tea the next time I'm doing colonoscopy prep

[@danieller1979]

That last one with the paternity test- welcome to your small glimpse into working in family court. Every. Single. Day.

[@marriedtoaheathen]

As a forensic psychologist, that works in both family court and criminal court, can confirm, it gets wild 😂

[@raid_or_die8962]

Do you think the guy in the story is screwed?

[@danieller1979]

@@raid_or_die8962 so long as he continues to bond with the baby into toddler years, yes he very well might be. The signing of the birth certificate alone is not necessarily enough to create the legal relationship. But the sister did not talk about whether the brother signed an AOP- acknowledgement of paternity. That might be an issue for him. Not really enough info to know for sure just from the video.

[@raid_or_die8962]

@@danieller1979 yeah I know it doesn't go well for guys a lot of the time I've always been curious if signing the birth certificate alone js enough because my uncle had a baby with this chick and signed the birth certificate and then thought it was his first 2-3 years before he finally found out it wasn't and he went to court and lost and still pays child support to this day and she's like 15 now

[@annfields4296]

The holler I hollered for that first clip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 at work. Shut down the internet now! Please 🤣🤣🤣

[@SShelby1313]

I worked as a senior manager at Target and I have seen it too. Fyi, it has to be a manager who cleans up bodily fluids at Target, not an employee. I didn't have to clean it up but we see all kinds of things. I feel awful for that poor lady, and I'm sure it was a manager that helped her.❤

[@Ciborium]

Sammi's story was HORRIFYING! Bless that super kind employee helping Sammi, consoling her, getting her some clean clothes. I feel her humiliation and embarrassment of involuntarily doing such a horrible thing for the employees to clean up. Bless the poor person who was tasked with cleaning up the mess. That person deserves a bonus for having to do that.

[@Mitters]

Shit trails DEFINITELY happen. I worked at Walmart for 5 years.... I remember working at customer service one time this dude is standing in line. All of a sudden I see this like.... brown wetness going down his leg.... and a poop flops out onto the floor from his pantleg. He puts down his item, and waddles to the bathroom. He did not come back. We had issues retaining store standards (cleaners) because of how often they cleaned poop. People would come in and purposely shit on the floor too, or the backs of the toilets, in urinals, etc., I also worked at Sears for 2 years -- we OFTEN had poop trails leading to the women's from persumably elderly ladies who had issues with their bowels and bladders. I worked 5 days a week and I would see it 2-3x a week at least. Like they make adult diapers for the elderly for a reason I assume? Idno (not all elderly but this was our target customer realistically and who I see in adult diaper commercials). Anyways we were trained to check on them and bring them pants to change, and to be extra careful with the bathroom garbages because they often contained hazardous waste (poop). When we were closing permanently at Sears (I am in Canada) people were purposely shitting on the store floor because they were mad our sales weren't good enough? Also.

[@charlottesometimes1278]

That's Wild

[@Kittykatanemone]

The first story: i feel like after you moved around, you’re actually helping the tea do its job…unfortunately for her she thought nothing was going to happened until she started moving around😭

[@stormmilicent8555]

Literally! My doctor recommended me to walk around a bit after every meal due my constant constipation issues. I think if you Google it it's a common recommendation to move around a bit as well. I hope she's alright tho. 😊

[@LunaRose316]

When I was 13 I went vegetarian bless my parents for being supportive & respectful & kind to me with my moral & life choices. I was blessed with the best parents in the world I miss them so much 💔

[@thundercockize]

She sh t so hard she blew her eyebrows off!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@sydtait]

😂😂

[@Ceegee-pw8ne]

I was thinking the video was going there but, noooo it took a 💩!

[@phoenixgarcia-martin8203]

I don't feel safe shopping for clothes anymore. 😒 I hate that I'm considerate and don't try on any clothes at department stores. I just hope it fits me. lol

[@raenoway]

They melting off from the smell and embarrassment.

[@limarba9062]

@@phoenixgarcia-martin8203I can always return them.

[@meganlongmeyer2537]

I was rolling with the "one bum wipe" and then the clip of Mike in the next room... *dyinggggg*.....

[@lindashepard4621]

Don’t go out until the meds have done their job. Completely. Dont ask me how I know

[@heatherwindham5915]

The first story I would absolutely die of fucking HUMILIATION!!!

[@margaretannlillard3546]

The, "It feels like home." After asking why walmart is humanity's public toilet, whether we like it or not, sent me.😂😂😂

[@TaliesinMay-tt3uu]

I took a screenshot of that tea to keep around if needed for unwanted visitors I'll make ice sweet tea out of it hahaha . And label it with a purple lid so it's the SPECIAL tea for when people piss me off .

[@JadeAGrimm]

Make sure you get them out of your house quick or you'll be cleaning up poo too!!😂😂

[@lotstodo]

Serve them a big bowl of those Haribo Sugar Free gummy bears too.

[@thatonewitch]

Again, how strong is that tea compared to your average laxatives like Clearlax?

[@maggieb4736]

​@@lotstodo, omg, YES.😂

[@raimeyewens7518]

@@thatonewitchread the reviews. They always explain in great detail how “well” it works.

[@graceskyephoto]

19:55 my heart goes out to that guy. He sounded genuinely excited and happy about the baby. How cruel can you be?!

[@tenin982000]

im more angry at the trashy woman personally.

[@ShayRae1392]

I wonder if there is more of an update

[@kholdanstaalstorm6881]

If this is in the US, then it depends on the state they're in. But for some states, even a negative paternity test isn't enough to get out of paying child support, especially when the baby mama has a signed birth certificate. Even with this level of deception, the state wants their share of the child support and would go after this oblivious dude with a vengeance. Because from the state's point of view, it's better that someone pays child support rather than noone does. Even if there's another dude that have done a positive paternity test afterwards, it's still not enough to get the previous dude out of the bind in more cases than you'd like to know. In cases like this, there's a high probability that the duped dude has a good income, while the actual baby daddy doesn't or could be married. So baby mama does everything she can to get some possible previous partner on the hook, just to get that free money from someone, no matter if it's not the duped dude's kid. Even if you take every single precaution you can, even if you haven't done it with the baby mama, you still can be on the hook if you're in the right state. So be careful out there dudes, or you suddenly can be paying an arm and a leg for some other dude's good times.

[@zztey513]

I AM CRYING LAUGHING AT MY DESK!!! Trying to breathe lawd! The Wal-Mart story. That cleaning lady was a TRUE BLESSING! 💛

[@randomoodthings]

2:34 what do u mean you don't wear underwear and bicycle tights under your dress.

[@millicentlopez3592]

She nasty nasty

[@aliceynpowell8848]

Right? I wish I lived that free

[@aduckofsomesort]

I got underwear that are shaped like bicycle shorts but they are thinner and are nude colored.

[@QuartzieK]

I wear boy short underwear, I also have some specific no show underwear that are full butt, specifically to wear with dresses. I used to think I was carefree and easy breezy until *this* video 🤣

[@heatherlowe7330]

For real!!!

[@Dee-jq2ob]

How did the vegetarian not know he was eating meat? My husband (64) been vegetarian since he was 15 and knew the difference in taste. when I met him and then told my parents, they rushed to get food for him. My parents are from Ireland and my mothers way of making sure he was getting enough, was to make tons of vegetarian food for him 😂 dad outside making our steaks, moms inside making a new vegetarian dishes for hubby. Oh, they made sure half our food at the wedding was vegetarian and he was the only one. I miss them so much and of course my husband loved very much

[@thatonewitch]

He's lucky he didn't suffer from eating meat. I know some ppl have dietary conditions where they *have* to be vegan/vegetarian, and they will get sick from eating meat

[@lotstodo]

I made Tofu chili. It was good. You dry out it out with paper towels, then crumble it on a baking sheet til browned.

[@farrinlandmesser]

I may get some hate for this but he was 15 I don't think she was wrong ss after 18 and start feeding urself then yea

[@Chuck_EL]

​@@thatonewitchI accidentally ate pork (I assumed it was a vegan hog moss) long after I became a vegetarian and I got a stomach virus for a week

[@mandachris7146]

@@farrinlandmesseryou are absolutely wrong. She was wrong to and a bad mother

[@erikaafernns]

OMG NOT THE GREEN BOX!!!!! NEVER THE GREEN BOX!!!!!!!

[@therockbottom5256]

Sabotage

[@erikaafernns]

@@therockbottom5256 literally because that advice is diabolical!

[@GizmoOnyett]

Dang, I remember when it was billed as ‘Sliming’ tea. Ghostbuster green ghost dude, is this for you?!

[@therockbottom5256]

@@erikaafernns it’s giving Regina George and the weight gain bars 😭

[@erikaafernns]

@@GizmoOnyett 😂😂

[@dezinikossolano9430]

2 million subs GO CHARLOTTE!!!❤❤❤❤🎉😊

[@mendicantcrow]

I used to work at a health food store, and we sold various senna teas. I was constantly giving out warnings, literally telling people: 1. It can be addictive and ruin your ability to poop, and 2. It isn't weight loss, you just get dehydrated from how much you poop. But everyone always still bought it.

[@itt2055]

The diarrhoea girl is the reason why bags of peanuts have warning labels saying this bag contains peanuts. Taking a laxative and then going shopping is definitely not understanding how cause and affect work.

[@maggieb4736]

😂

[@DawnKellyMedia]

She did it to herself. Lol

[@erikaarnold4780]

Yup….get that shopping done FIRST….DAMMIT! 🫨🫨🫨 The HORROR!😂

[@0C4T0]

Under 1 hour gang 👇

[@RangeGleasry]

5 minutes 😭

[@dannylover27]

6 mins 🎉

[@addiemontgomery4559]

me! 6 minutes

[@Vestakia]

7 minutes

[@kellibrenneke2253]

8 min

[@daphaneshultz5136]

I used to give the Chinese green tea to my father in law when he needed to go back in the early 90's. It was called super dieters tea. A nurse recommended it for him. I would give him a cup of tea before bed time and by morning he was going.

[@bethanyhanna9464]

15:35 This happens so much because he's "a good guy who will step up".

[@NerdyByNatureX]

As someone who is very close to someone who works as head of maintenance at walmart, i can promise you, it's not the first time. I have seen pictures firsthand and heard some of the absolute worst stories. Girl, you're good lol.

[@dinasilva9263]

The first story is my worst nightmare😅 Congrats on the 2M subs Charlotte. Always so funny, adorable, sweet and humble❤

[@DarnellWollan]

Congratulations on 2M! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@MiNeNotYoUrs555]

😂 i have never laughed sooo hard! Sundress lady thank you for sharing. I feel for you but that was the best!

[@mimi.dixon.b]

10:18 he says she cooks every day, so my assumption is he doesn’t cook for himself/probs has never really eaten the fake stuff for comparison

[@marta9854]

Ikr? Why tf you a grown man and ask your mama to cook every day for you, then complain she’s not feeding you what you want? My brothers and I have been cooking since the age of ten. Wild.

[@Johannahunnie]

He should have cooked for himself then.

[@seeuontheotherside]

​@marta9854 EXACTLY! If you're making a dietary choice, then you should make your meals if they don't align with the rest of the household. Even as a teenager you are able to make something. A grown man whining about his mommy making his meals is beyond sad. 😒

[@mamaray8903]

​@@seeuontheothersidemy kid is 12 and has cooked for herself since age 9. She only cooks for herself if she doesn't want what the rest of the family is having.

[@Heather-4444]

Wow. BIZARRE that that’s what you focused on

[@cawilliams355]

Anyone else just dying when Charlotte said really good friends get one free wipe? 🤣🤣🤣 That made my day! 😂❤

[@CarpeNutella]

I take care of my Mom, she's almost 80, and at some point I may have to wipe her ass. She or my sister are probably the only people I'd be willing to do that for!

[@BB-wh1nr]

Yesss 😅❤️

[@jeremypack7022]

People don't want to "wrap it up," because they say it feels better, but they don't want kids either..... At 45, if I were straight, I would wrap that thang 3 times, if I had to! 😂🤣😂 I am too old for kids!

[@emmanuelonaolapo4761]

Congratulations on 2 mill love you

[@LiMoo02]

That Walmart poop story is the kind of public trauma that could keep me indoors for the rest of my life😭 Edit: 2 MILLION SUBS!!!!!!🎉🥳🎉🥳

[@therockbottom5256]

Instant agoraphobia 😂

[@toulousegoose1150]

You won't have a problem like that if you wear underwear.

[@jewels964]

Same 😂

[@jewels964]

​@@toulousegoose1150 undies can only hold so much 😂

[@saltybooboo1589]

absolutely!

[@Alexandraostiguy]

Congrats Queen for the 2M !!! OMG 😱🥹🤩

[@erikarussell1142]

Getting my coffee and sparking up. Love my mornings with Char

[@dinasilva9263]

It's 5 pm for me, i love eating some cookies and drinking a tea while i'm laughing with Charlotte😂❤

[@rj9445]

5pm here too and same next step..munchies😂

[@MichelleGenX]

Wake and bake gang!

[@erikarussell1142]

@@dinasilva9263that sounds like perfection to me.

[@erikarussell1142]

@@MichelleGenX 🫶🏼😶‍🌫️😮‍💨🫠

[@mattpads507]

The first story: it should always be a rule that when you take laxatives, always stay in your home and never trust a fart.

[@hailla97]

I've used that tea before. Don't use it before bedtime. You'll wake up running for the bathroom, then sleep there!!

[@AimeeAimee444]

I drank two whole tea pots of a similar tea not knowing. It was a peachy and tasty. My friend asked me what tea I was having and then proceeded to inform me I’ll be cleaning my bowels all night. Yes, I was sitting on that porcelain potty and my bowels were empty by 5AM. 😂

[@Mewse1203]

Story 1: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 As someone who shat himself in a movie theatre, I can laugh at this. Eric, you're a real bro for helping that day.

[@jstarr2k4]

The seal was being nice, its like they know when it's a child or a slow person.

[@Raeesamustapha]

I feel so bad for him like imagine thinking you have been vegetarian for 15 YEARS and then turns out your own mother was doing that, i was vegetarian for 10 years i would be so hurt if someone did this to me