I Need A Crit - D&D Crit Fail Parody (Original: I'm Just A Kid - Simple Plan)

[@CBGBBB]

D&D parody songs is the niche music I’ve been waiting for! 🎉

[@cantinathirteen]

Glad you like it! If you ever have any song requests let me know

[@thefirstofthelastones8952]

You DARE make a parody of a delightful song that I've been listening to since elementary!?... Kudos.

[@Zombiemask4]

Amazing voice, honestly envious.

[@AldirOtt]

I can't just stop watching this... You got a crit when you wrote this song!

[@cantinathirteen]

Thank you!

[@avatar40k86]

A member of my D&D group shared this song. I don't know whether to be happy I have a new theme song, or annoyed that I've been called out. 😂

[@banditsix2870]

This song is my theme. It's so bad that it's become a meme at the table. I've bought new dice, used a dice cup, dice tower, even went for the expensive dice. You can't stack to hit modifiers if three difference dice sets decide you're rolling 1s three times in a row. I'm forbidden from touching any dice at the table except for my own, I'm not even allowed to touch the DM's dice, because the party wants to make sure they don't roll nat 20s just to spite me.

[@AMoniqueOcampo]

I am feeling this so hard.

[@veckiv]

And for the follow up, "stacys mom" turns into something like these new dice or stephens dice have got it going on. They roled a crit and ive waited so long.

[@mango9581]

Hey! I gotta let you know this parody is an absolute banger! I need more full versions of parodies. loving it so much, thanks for this :D

[@cantinathirteen]

Thank you so much! We’re trying to release a new full one every two weeks! Hopefully we can keep up with it 😅

[@jcarrillo15]

I am obsesses with this now. Such a great and funny cover/parody!

[@cantinathirteen]

Thanks so much!

[@piplup10203854]

I haven’t a clue if I left a comment before but this had me head bopping. Loving Simple plan is super easy barely an inconvenience ☺️

[@Mcwill105]

Sent it to my group and some of them know the feeling all to well.

[@cantinathirteen]

An all too familiar feeling for some

[@mousekillerminiatures524]

Great work! Very catchy and speaks to all gamers everywhere! When you need the dice the most they betray you!!

[@cantinathirteen]

Thank you!

[@jorgekeroge6067]

Awesome stuff, wishing y'all the best of luck with the algorithm!

[@ThePipingViking]

I just discovered you guys and i didnt know how much i needed D&D parody music

[@cantinathirteen]

Welcome to the Cantina 🍻 really glad you like the music!

[@AsherX9]

I just discovered you guys. And this is amazing! I already love this band!

[@ThatOneNerdGaming]

Seen on Facebook and had to search it up!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@cantinathirteen]

Thanks for taking the time to look for it! I appreciate it

[@ThatOneNerdGaming]

@@cantinathirteen of course also sent it to all my nerds too

[@kiritok6767]

Love your Song !!! Makes me want to play dnd everytime i listen to it ! I'll show that to my friends ^^

[@cantinathirteen]

Thanks, I’m glad you like it!

[@duncanturnbull1306]

Rolling a Crit is a Simple Plan. But hardly happens :(

[@cantinathirteen]

I see what you did there

[@youngdumbass]

I lost my shit seeing this 😂

[@mileonaslionclaw2525]

Now all I need is a full cover of the monk parody of natural. I am currently about play in a party of four monks and two casters, And that is the perfect theme song XD

[@JorgeGarcia-zi6vj]

Oh man, THANK YOU for this masterpiece 😂😂😂

[@zanep4002]

This was just use in a sad nugget video congrats guys this is gonna be big

[@cantinathirteen]

The sad nuggie is the true sign of the big leagues

[@Kamari333]

a+ excellent parody -- i like this a lot. youve got good a good singing voice and guitar guy is killing it

[@rogerrabbit2913]

We need more songs!!!!

[@america8706]

What are you talking about, I get lots of crits. Critical 1's

[@cantinathirteen]

You’re right, that’s on me for not specifying

[@tehnemox]

Thank you for writting this song about me. I feel honored. I didn't even knew you knew me but you obviously do cause you were very accurate in your story which is obviously about me 😌

[@IJDKno1Fan]

Saw this as a reel on ig! Love this!

[@cantinathirteen]

Thanks for checking out the full version!

[@thomasphillips1040]

Awesome parody, so smooth. Every syllable in line and very funny

[@danielmartinontiverosvizca7325]

great song, great channel

[@Raoul9753]

2:13 hold the F on... is that a Dagger shaped D6 container for Sneak Attacks? Where can I get one of those?

[@cantinathirteen]

That one in particular is by Eldritch Armoury! We also have a wooden one by Built By Bittle

[@Raoul9753]

@@cantinathirteen thanks

[@plantlord3266]

old time D&D player- we know the feeling-great parody

[@edgarrivas6438]

Found you on Instagram, this goes hard ngl. Hope you blow up

[@cantinathirteen]

Thanks! We grow a little bit everyday, it’s been fun to share these parodies with people

[@Goraan2012]

I keep thinking the line is “I can’t recall the last time, I rolled above nine”

[@fixan93]

As a DM with a player who can't roll above a 6 most sessions, I feel such sorrow for him!! We all cheer so loud when he does roll good! :'3 Meanwhile, another player in the same game keep rolling nat 20 that even that is a meme!

[@icegoddess1308]

Never Two Pretty Best Friends: The Campaign

[@AGamersShadow]

This... This needs more views... Love it!

[@maxwellisthinking]

Great Parody! Laughing the whole time through! ❤

[@elfentroll]

Singing with you 😊

[@Daemonik]

Me praying: "i need a crit" God: "i hear you my child." Me: _rolls a 1_

[@yamisart]

So catchy and it speaks so much to me 😂

[@CelestialGears]

I'm always so excited when I see you in my feed. Your parodies are always fantastically done, both musically and lyrically. Please keep up the amazing work, for as long as you enjoy making these parodies! As for this song specifically... This was me a few days ago.

[@ruler898]

Amazing

[@ExelcierShepard]

This really me, honestly

[@0mnifuse623]

When can I get this on Spotify? I need it for my playlist

[@cantinathirteen]

Soon! I’m looking into it later this week

[@0mnifuse623]

@@cantinathirteen thank you! I need this and like every other song you produce in my playlist

[@PumpkinSlayer11]

OMG IT TOTALLY SHOULDA BEEN "i need a crit and my dice are not fair" 😂

[@camillebour2230]

Awesome song, awesome parody. But one thing's bothering me (I'm French so I might not have all the references). What's written on the hat you put on the miserable dice that failed you ? I can't read it and it's triggering me

[@camillebour2230]

Nevermind, I found a clear enough shot to read 😅

[@cantinathirteen]

Glad you liked it! Sorry I don’t have the best handwriting but I thought a dunce cap would be a fun way to portray dice shaming

[@camillebour2230]

@@cantinathirteen You're absolutely right, it's a very good way :) Keep going, those crits will come soon I'm sure

[@chucknigro2944]

too real man

[@SabiChan8]

This is my new favorite song. 😂💜💜💜

[@PumpkinSlayer11]

Sorry I'm an hour late, just got home from work with the kid haha love the whole song. I totally didn't listen to the tiktok version all day 🤣😅

[@thechasmas]

This is quite pog

[@psmall00]

Must have shaken hands with Wil Wheaton at some point.

[@-twopluseone]

I didn't know that Wil Wheaton had a theme song!

[@Alec759]

I like simple plan because it was in Scooby doo

[@cantinathirteen]

The Simple Plan Scooby Doo theme is an absolute banger

[@rileyriddell888]

holy shit I was this years old when I found out that was simple plan. That song slaps@@cantinathirteen

[@carlyrex]

when will this be on spotify

[@jessicadickson1824]

came here to ask this

[@PapaXavi]

Where did you get those player and monster tokens at?

[@cantinathirteen]

Our DM draws them and we format them for print and play. They’re free on our site if you wanna check them out

[@PapaXavi]

@@cantinathirteen Sweet gonna go check them out appreciate it!

[@masterlems2459]

lol that really funny

[@emilybouma1226]

This is so good! But hard to hear the vocals though...

[@rowanlastname9878]

Shadowheart anthem

[@ryanembree8885]

Great parody,I just wish the mix was as good. The vocals are kinda buried under the instrumentation. Otherwise, great job!

[@cantinathirteen]

Thanks! The producer we went with is amazing at metal mixes, but he’s still kind of dialling in our sound. As we keep releasing new material I’m sure he’ll get more and more confident with it and it’ll sound even better

[@anna.ihilator]

Hey, a Nat 1 is still a crit… 😂

[@b2superbattledroid977]

Has to blow up

[@soikiesauce]

First here

[@PumpkinSlayer11]

🏅