I'm a B*tch (MTG Parody)

[@TheyDarthElmo]

That changeling is pretty brave for some one who is also a coward.

[@voltcorp]

he's a coward AND a warrior

[@RobMedellin]

@@voltcorp a noble and a peasant

[@notsm]

@@RobMedellin A God and a Germ.

[@PoposinHyde]

@@notsm a Demon and an Angel

[@kilo3989]

I'm as brave as can be, and I'm as cowardly as can be...

[@dreamwalking]

"Your cards talk?" Finally someone addresses it.

[@Quiltfish]

Dude must be new to Remy's playgroup.

[@RobMedellin]

@@Quiltfish that's what I thought, or maybe that version of Remy is new to the Remyverse . Cards have been talking since Elite Vanguard (iirc)

[@flaetsbnort]

"no, they sing"

[@skillganon606]

Your cards don't?

[@nicholasimholte7359]

Not just talk, they sing too.

[@johnballard3403]

Always saw changeling as a liability. They're vulnerable to all of the destroy target subtype abilities. It never occurred to me that there were so many cards that excluded certain subtypes as valid targets.

[@FanOfMostEverything]

"Does it do that every time someone targets it illegally?" "The Lorwyn prerelease got noisy."

[@JeannineThompson]

Could always also do an Oko version: "I'm an elk. I'm an elk. I'm an elk...."

[@webbowser8834]

I'm an elk

[@wetwillyis_1881]

Oh no, not that again!

[@whaleofdarkness]

Oko would be perfect for the Oprah meme. You are an elk. You are an elk. You are an elk. Everybody is an elk.

[@notreallyhere67]

No, I still have PTSD from Oko Winter when he was in standard…

[@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299]

''That's why I say man, nice elk What a good elk man That's why I say man, nice elk What a good elk man A man Has elk Hey man Have fun Nice elk'' - Filter, Nice Shot

[@justinw4514]

Remy rhyming "thing" with "thing" proves that he's the greatest songwriter of all time.

[@RobMedellin]

I've always known Remy = Big brain

[@Kryptnyt]

Naww naww he rhymed "Thing" (as in Thing In The Ice) with "Do a thing" which is a verb

[@floriankaeder]

@@Kryptnyt well "thing" in do a thing is still a noun. But yea thing in the ice is a name so I guess that counts as kinda 2 different types

[@hurktang]

Well... the original song wasn't rhyming whatsoever... so.... yeah...

[@plebboy72]

I heard Kodak rhymes on Kodak

[@Yakiro255]

As a player with a changeling tribal deck, I now have a theme song.

[@hoodiegal]

"oh you're playing a tribal deck? Which tribe?" "All of them."

[@kittylynne592]

I'm trying to create a Modern-viable Goblin-Dwarf-Minotaur-Zombie-Devil-Demon tribal deck. It's working in Historic, but it needs some tweaking for other formats. Changeling outcast and universal automaton are the MVPs of the deck.

[@terarriawhat]

Changeling gang B) lmao

[@CrazyMiso]

I need your decklist now 😁

[@MagicMetalMoney]

Lol golden

[@dakotathedino]

Changeling: Im everything Doom Blade: Are you a black creature Changeling: ...no Remy: DOOM, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM

[@jmanzx5508]

Remy Cinematic Universe

[@glitchboard9452]

You can't just ask creatures if they're black.

[@Fausto_4841]

whoa, whoa.

[@zokora3656]

Admittedly I'm not great at mtg. But couldn't changeling target itself with its second ability making it a non-creature so doom blade won't do a thing?

[@poutinemcflurry3544]

@@zokora3656 I can completely understand why you'd think that, but a creature can still technically be a creature even if it doesn't have any creature types

[@Dinamosaur]

You're a golem, you're a rhino; you're a warrior, you're a dino... ...But you always go kaboom! Thanks to my blade of doom!

[@simolinno4362]

lol

[@carloe1962]

I sang this out loud... 🤣

[@travisbewley7084]

damn you even get the extra win from your user name.

[@reubenoakley5887]

"Pretty sure you can only have four of those..."

[@General_Nothing]

I love that he’s using all those resources to try and destroy a 1/1.

[@RobMedellin]

Well it is a demon.

[@Null_Experis]

(sliver sounds intensify)

[@billdoetsch]

It could be a dragon!!!

[@eylore3934]

that is one of the stronger cards in a sliver commander deck so its worth it

[@Necroskull388]

Not necessarily - the amoeboid could be tapping to counter removal spells targeted at other creatures.

[@JoshStrifeHayes]

Another song forever becomes the parody

[@bjorntuttifrutti]

Get outta my first monitor content, Rob Stark!

[@Vesdus]

We can't keep meeting here like this... I promised my wife I would only see you on Twitch.

[@qriist1850]

Next up, the Remy parody of Worst MMO Ever, as reviewed by Josh Strife Hayes on his hit series, Worst MMO Ever.

[@StripedJacket]

This is my introduction to it lol

[@RayearthIX]

Shouldn’t you be off killing another MMO you murderer? (Stay away from PSO2!)

[@Somane27]

"I block." "This has protection from Humans." "Fuck, I'm that too."

[@syctheofsymphogear4290]

yeah, i have done this in mtg arena too, with 2 maskwoods, i gave one my opponent and my monster had protaction from dogs so gg

[@christopherb501]

Um...tap to remove its own creature types, flash in Masako?

[@JosephLachh]

@@christopherb501 It says "at all times." I'm curious if that means it can't use its ability on itself.

[@notme222]

This is so much better than I could have imagined.

[@MowJoeJoJo]

omg. thats exactly what i was thinking. like this may be my new favorite video of his.

[@MowJoeJoJo]

I say that about so many of his videos though

[@orvar7035]

-Laughs in Orvar- I agree

[@Blairrak]

The lyrics and sound-mixing are honestly far too good for this to be a parody. I move that this actually replaces that song, and the original becomes the parody.

[@SuchPlaneWeather]

"I'm a fish, I'm a dragon, I'm a nymph, I'm a wagon..." Omg pure gold.

[@LovingPrinceTamayuki]

I love this song. 🤣

[@robsonclark9678]

Ya that set got me too.

[@RobertJW]

Amoeboid Changeling’s second ability is kind of a beating against Thing In The Ice, ain’t it? “Bounce all non-Horrors.” *taps Changeling* “Good thing my Amoeboid’s a horror. Your Awakened Horror isn’t, though.”

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

"More like Awakened 😐, mirite?" -Boyardee, Minor Mutant Ninja Turtle

[@BlueTemplar15]

@@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos Ah, I see that you're a fan of Master Biomancer + Kappa Tech-Wrecker too !

[@dreamwolf7302]

Damn toss intruder alarm and something that lets you put a creature into play, either token or from your hand, every time an opponents creatures leave the battle field, and you could just bounce everyone's board every turn...

[@amonsmith4227]

That explains why he was using all those kill spells on the Changeling! The Thing was the win con!

[@Darchias]

The second ability even means it can survive Eye Gouge!

[@MihaelGeng]

1:48 "I'm a geese" A sacrifice I'm willing to accept for the rhyme 😂

[@nlamothe]

Came here to say this. Commenting anyway for the algorithms:)

[@TimoRutanen]

Perhaps the line 'I am geese' with multiple geese.

[@thechestrockfield]

Maybe it could have been "some geese", but the problem there is there's only been one card name that has 'goose' in it, and its creature type was bird. 'Goose' and 'geese' are not creature types it seems. He could mispronounce [apparently- just looked it up and realized I was saying it wrong for 28 years like an idiot] cockatrice, but I don't know if that's any better.

[@MihaelGeng]

@@TimoRutanen Check out the description - official lyrics also say so 😉

[@TimoRutanen]

@@MihaelGeng Yes I know, like the comment here says, it's a sacrifice we make!

[@jigglefloyd]

"I'm no longer alive, you know I wouldn't want it any other way." - the most true thought of a changeling who has the ultimate identity crisis.

[@Synastershadow]

Or millennial!

[@Atulack]

he’s a zombie, he’s a shade, he’s a skelly, that’s his fate and he wouldn’t have it any other way

[@alextfish]

Changelings are fantastic. "I'm a Lurker Berserker Assembly-Worker." "I'm a Giant Cat Carrier." "I'm a Minor Mutant Ninja Turtle." "I'm a Mutant Wolverine Beast Rogue Cyclops Phoenix Angel..."

[@Topher714]

They're also Juggernauts!

[@dakvesser9588]

I'm a remy I'm a Rogue and I'm a storm, oh i am always on top form....

[@ryanjones_rheios]

"I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I am vegetable, animal, and mineral"

[@carthagosenatus2245]

What about just a boardwipe?

[@tiagocoelho9848]

My go-to everytime I play changeling tribal is Giant Dwarf, but Giant Cat Carrier made me chuckle. There's always Eldrazi Coward, or Trilobite God... And yet, changelings can't be mutated for some flavor fail reason *shrugs*

[@PedroAlmeida-dy2wr]

Chef's kiss as usual... "I'm no longer alive" cracked me up.

[@CanuckMonkey13]

Yep, what a perfect ending!

[@brandongalvan6603]

"I'm a geese!" So... Peace was never an option...

[@TimoRutanen]

Or maybe cheese ?

[@shieldgenerator7]

@@TimoRutanen im pronouncing "cheese" like "geese" xD

[@DragonstoneWolfe]

"Maybe you should use another, I'm an angel undercover." For some reason this just vibes so well.

[@korbacwystan9333]

Probs b/c it's a line from the original :)

[@kristophermichaud4467]

I swear those land leeches were put in this video for me. Those leeches were some of the first creatures i ever had, along with those thornhide wolves from innistrad. I would never, ever, want to see a leech so big that its a 2/2 with first strike. It could kill a dang lion.

[@MasterDoctorBenji]

That dude meta'd his play group so hard. Brought a 2 mana 1/1 to a creature type matters table. It might as well read Hexproof.

[@sorinmarkov11]

"your cards talk?" is already my favorite line from any of your songs

[@hostandersson4301]

Mine is from the Moon song: "Something is seriously wrong wi-.." "SOME MAY SAY.. THAT SOMETHING IS WROOONG WITH ME, OKAY, BUT MONO MOON'S THE ONLY WAY, TO PLAY" But I agree, this one is a serious contender :)

[@Allanvre]

So, one time i built a vampire deck, and made sure i used only hate spells like victim o night and doom blade, so that none of my stuff could get redirected... I thought i was so clever, until someone used a theft spell on one of creatures and I realized i had no outs.

[@Krunschy]

That's suprisingly brazen of the Changeling given how it's supposed to be a Giant Coward.

[@kaitlynnscribbler4349]

at the end of the day, it's also a Noble Survivor~

[@anneaunyme]

Being a Brushwagg AND a Badger trumps being a Coward

[@dreamwolf7302]

some of natures greatest survivors are cowards.

[@marsiumouse]

We wouldn't want Remy any other way

[@monkeytime3169]

Just use Sliver Overlord to take control of target sliver

[@Bobbingtonn]

- Taps targetting itself to remove all creature types

[@monkeytime3169]

@@Bobbingtonn this is why I need to read the card

[@Earthboundmike]

@@Bobbingtonn But once it's done that you can destroy target non merfolk. Lol.

[@AstoranSolaire]

@@Bobbingtonn Respond by stealing it again.

[@lazerbeam134]

Olivia Voldaren can steal Vampires

[@TSDT]

The opponent vibing along seals this one.

[@christina.morris]

The vibing section is always the best part

[@monopoman]

Remy doing God's work teaching potential players what changeling does in MTG.

[@christopherb501]

Next he should do a song on banding or phasing.

[@mfitkin]

The cut shots of other Remy jamming out to the tune are always my favorite

[@gamerbear84]

Actually, couldn't you activate the second ability on ETB to send Awoken Horror bouncing back when you take its creature types away?

[@saqvobase4301]

Yes

[@irreleverent]

I choked a little on what I was eating. Good fuckin' eye.

[@ThisAintAStupidName]

Attempt two on Phyrexian Avril Lavigne: "Why'd you have to go and make me so Compleated?"

[@Death_by_Tech]

“I’m a geese” that’s some “the note that follows so” energy

[@webbowser8834]

What a classic lyric.

[@Gusanoman]

"Your cards talk?" "Nah, they just sing"

[@jeffersonderrickson5371]

You somehow worked the word Dingus in a song organically. I think that is the sign of genius.

[@FlyingDominion]

It's a Beast, Crab, Crocodile, Drake, Fish, Frog, Hydra, Insect, Jellyfish, Lizard, Octopus, Ooze, Salamander, Snake, and Turtle all at once. *_The Simic Combine would like to know your location._*

[@Shadowrunner123]

This line of pondering led me to realize the greatest secret of MtG Lore about Kaldhiem; the changlings are all *GODS*.

[@hostandersson4301]

In 2013, some genius on MTG Gatherer wrote the following text about Mistform Ultimus, which I just repost: Mistform and I greet each other on a windswept peak jutting from the tallest mountain of Theros. "So, old friend," I say, cautiously, "I understand you are a God now." Mistform appears to nod in acquiescence. "Do... do you feel any differently?" Mistform appears to regard me for a moment. "Do you not comprehend any differently? Would you presume to know the scope of the multiverse, despite encountering new worlds every year of your life? Do not mistake a blindfold for a void." I am chastened. I say nothing. For a moment, we listen to the wind. "I feel no different and am no different, as always. Theros has always existed, young one. I have always been a God."

[@christopherb501]

@@hostandersson4301 Makes you wonder what _else_ he might be that we just haven't seen yet...

[@Merilirem]

Imagine seeing a pantheon of gods and one just has the ditto face.

[@MunchKing86]

- Your cards talk? - No, man. You're just having a stroke.

[@gabriellecureux5528]

"yes I can pollenate myself" that was beautiful

[@christopherb501]

Last time I saw that was on Misfits.

[@Raghetiel]

That reminded me when the whole table were trying to remove my Morophon, but all they had are removals and wrath's that affect all creatures but certain types, like giants or krakens

[@davidolinger3948]

I feel like these videos are so funny and creative that we forget how good remmy’s voice is lol

[@IncrediPaulAZ]

Totally! His voice has blown me away with some of the songs

[@danny-b-nana]

also really versatile with all the different styles of songs

[@lancecurry7838]

Fantastic work, Weird Al would be very proud. Hey, I'm a weird too!

[@OrdinaryRobin]

This was inspired. Truly, it was. He has the incredible gift of being able to turn one of my least favorite songs into something I actually want to listen to, and I will be giving this one many repeat views.

[@h-squid]

Fun fact, with the Thing in the Ice, you could even use the ameboid's effect to make it lose all creature types, thus bouncing itself (since it says non-horrors and not other non-horrors)

[@DMrLeeds]

I was showing some friends your Sliver cover the other day and this card came up as a topic of conversation. What are the odds our boy Remy put this out so close to all that.

[@teamcyeborg]

The melody has my brain switching furiously between I Don't Know What We're Talking About by NSP and Man Tip by Tom Cardy

[@mikotagayuna8494]

The only reason we haven't gotten a Secret Lair: Pokemon yet is because of the potential rules nightmare when dealing with a changeling copying a Ditto.

[@speedemon892000]

What if Ditto was also a changeling?

[@zokora3656]

you know its a god damn banger if 0:00 is most replayed...

[@ljjohnson269]

HOLY CRAP!! I used to listen to Rem back in the 2% Milk and Mario Cart days! Over 10 years later and I find out you make MTG parodies, 14 year old me and 30 year old me rejoice together!

[@Lightmagician60]

it's also an Elder Mutant Ninja Turtle

[@mcgrewgs]

This might be my favorite of your parody songs, and that's a very high bar.

[@rsz8855]

I'm the Wrenn I'm an ent, I am watching this again!

[@lordmalkom1675]

"I'm no longer alive" I had to laugh out loud. (Doesn't happen very often) Thank you Remy

[@Shoup1155]

some reason I was hoping you would reference statue creature type 2......lol great video!

[@gaminggeckos4388]

Changelings are WEIRD. How can a single creature have all those creature types, and then ALSO have the more lore-important creature types, like Sliver, Eldrazi, and Phyrexian? All while also literally being _sand???_

[@Patrick_The_Pure]

Of course he's sand, it's rough, coarse and gets everywhere.

[@JAV1L15]

Whenever I see a new MTGRemy upload I develop the largest smile before I've even clicked the video, and somehow that smile gets bigger as it plays out. Amazing

[@elogee_yt]

"I'm a wagon" with the Chariot 😭😂 too good

[@JediMage]

-how bout just a board wipe? -i'm no longer alive -you know, I wouldn't want it any other way...

[@TalliahSlavik]

Absolutely love this song. Oh how i had hoped you sang: "I'm a horse" but i guess "I'm an elk" is also fine. ^^ Background story to this: My girlfriend really loves horses and we built her a horse tribal deck. I tried to sneak Game-Trail Changeling in and said it's a horse, which is technically not wrong. However she veto'd the card for flavour reasons not being a horse, despite it looks like a horse for me. Now the running gag in our playgroup became: "Is this a horse?" She really hates this card.

[@ValerieEnriquez]

Aw, but Game-Trail Changeling is so cute though. All googly-eyed and confused-looking.

[@ecMonify]

"I tried to sneak Game-Trail Changeling in and said it's a horse, which is technically not wrong" sorry to be that guy, but elks and horses are not even related :P also, it's a moose on the card you mentioned, not an elk :D - still not related to horses though! ^^

[@TalliahSlavik]

@@ecMonify Watch the Video Again. It‘s a horse. But also a Wagon. But also an elk.

[@Caliban_80]

This is my new favorite Remyjam.

[@louisnemzer6801]

Now he can do a follow-up to the "Doomblade" video in which his opponent uses Scuttlemutt to prevent him from destroying creatures.

[@alexanderbarnett4911]

It blows my mind how every video you post, I tell myself "This is it, this is the best one"

[@AnimeManiacAndres]

And now this song lives in my head. Welp, time to do the same to my dnd party. Thanks Remy! I love the song!

[@coolcadaver49]

This is the best thing I have seen on KZbin in probably forever

[@viviblue7277]

Awoken horror is so bad be ameboid changeling because with a response you can make it bounce itself as it’s no longer a Horror if it loses all creature types.

[@ThaddeusMike]

This was great, but ngl I was expecting/hoping for a reference to old typelines like "Uncle Istvan" or "Ali from Cairo"

[@lijana]

I love this mellow version of the original. Now to check the lyrics and sing along. XD I love how you were able to put your face on all those creatures...props for the bee edit.

[@B-Ran_the_Man]

One of Remy's greatest hits! Hopefully, an album will drop soon with all these masterpieces :-)

[@thechestrockfield]

I wish he did full length versions and uploaded them to Spotify so I could make a playlist.

[@FATmonkeyCHRIS]

Good LAWD Yes! Please Remy. Please!!!!!!!

[@skipgoose4426]

a new remy song on my birthday? thank you remy

[@DarkQuaz]

Remy jamming to his own song is the best part of his parodies XD

[@NHH009]

Lost points for not mentioning he's a coward and an uncle, but great parody.

[@snakeman830]

This is great, but I feel there was a missed opportunity with the board wipe being Crux of Fate, choosing dragon. "In response, tap to lose all creature types."

[@hostandersson4301]

:D

[@rowrow_]

This is instantly another classic among all your parodies. You never cease to knock these out of the park

[@christopherb501]

Well, abcdef2 wasn't especially good, but that was more a failure of source material than anything else.

[@eavyeavy2864]

Here we can see 2 people in echo chamber 1 cringe calling everything classic when it is not 2 being hippie and probably never goes out

[@South_North]

Anyone else get flashbacks when hearing "Im an elk" and just thinking "Yeah we know you're a 3/3 green elk creature what's new"

[@andmake-qg5bi]

"I'm a fish" is my favorite remy quote of all time

[@violetfactorial6806]

again with the fun vibes! You're the man, thanks :D

[@cifacia]

New Anthem of my Tribal Tribal deck :D

[@chezmanbreeeds521]

TOP SHELF REMY! FANTASTIC

[@MeddlingMage1]

"Your cards talk?" One of your greatest...keep up the great work, Remy!

[@nehmann674]

So what you're saying is, I can destroy you with Tivadar of Thorn

[@davidolinger3948]

Yo I have an idea for a mtg parody song: 50 ways to leave your lover, but it’s 50 ways to save your creature I got the idea cuz the card slip out the back from new capenna and that’s the first line of the chorus “just slip out the back, jack” and thought it would work well for your style of witty joke making lol Don’t know if it would actually make for a good song but wanted to share my idea lol

[@tiagocoelho9848]

Well, I've been rocking a changeling tribal edh deck with ur dragon at the helm for some years now, and I could honestly cry right now... This is peak Remy right here. Best MTG video of the decade.

[@PapaLantern]

Love the Gravecrawler reference, he deserves more love.

[@DramaticCrossroad]

I own this card and i'm not even an MTG player. It's just that iconic.

[@jyanasensei]

"I'm a wagon" gets me every time

[@kotkotzilla8772]

You shoul add these to spotify

[@JakeandJoelareMagic]

Here from the future to tell everyone: This is the only mtg channel left.

[@SovereignTonic]

Did you guys fix up that whole climate thing?

[@bobdole2456]

Every morning that I wake up to a new MTG Remy song, it's gonna be a good day! Loved it!!

[@MadaraStv]

I was actually expecting Discobitch, but this is also really good! Curse you, Remy, for getting a catchy tune stuck in my head for the rest of the week... again...

[@lordmax6188]

what was first the chicken or the egg ? the changeling he's both at once

[@jakubkaminski9056]

I feel it's gonna be a hit!

[@dailynator]

I can no longer listen to the original song without hearing Remy's version playing in my head.

[@benistoneman9737]

An instant classic. Ah sliver and a saint. So good

[@tiffanyfrost3271]

My favorite creature type is spider

[@crafter1300]

Funnily enough, the changeling is in fact not a wagon. Vehicle is an artifact subtype, not a creature type.

[@plaxy100]

Its also not a Shrine. as with the latest kamigawa set they publically declared shrine is an enchantment subtype not a creature subtype

[@christopherb501]

It's a Construct and a Juggernaut. I'm good.

[@Gruegirl]

Best part about that card is that it's also an Uncle Istvan

[@breadguytv]

The wagon part gets me everytime

[@allisdust5717]

Very fun and catchy, my favorite is the "I'm a dingus"

[@wetwillyis_1881]

Wait, provided that the changing didn’t have summoning sickness, couldn’t it have activated its second ability and caused the Awoken Horror to bounce itself?

[@Earthboundmike]

I mean, it coulda also been removed given 2 spells. S'kay lol.

[@Earthboundmike]

Or one damage if you wanna jump out of theme.

[@slavasheynin486]

@@Earthboundmike watchu mean 2 spells

[@dapperghastmeowregard]

No, it bounces non-Horror crea- Holy shit I just noticed Amoeboid Changeling can remove creature types :P

[@wetwillyis_1881]

@@dapperghastmeowregard Yep, I think this game is won for the Amoebid.