I Need A Restraining Order For Du Plessis? Helwani Lying About UFC 303? Paul vs Perry? MMA News

Dricus Du Plessis talks about meeting me in South Africa? Ariel Helwani is yapping about UFC 303? Jake Paul vs Mike Perry Boxing? This is my MMA news reaction with a breakdown of these topics, let me know what you guys think in the comments section down below.
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[@lebosshog]

Dricus is such a master gaslighter that he's going to try to get everyone to believe that Guru isn't morbidly obese and wheelchair-bound, but actually an able bodied young man with the frame of a basketball player.

[@kgb9440]

😂

[@doc8090]

Gurus older brother killed him a few years ago for his lucrative KZbin channel and stole his identity. That’s how we can see him standing next to dricus and explains the confusion since the real Kyle was paralysed. Justice for the real Guru (Kyle Goldberg)

[@comixof2morrow]

LMAO what?!?!​@@doc8090

[@Promislandzion]

Maybe if pigs played basketball.

[@usernamepassword123]

ive been wondering when he's doing a rim reveal for the new chair we got him

[@konniebo1839]

Guru definitely replays that DDP clip off stream

[@highestqualitypigiron]

Definitely spanks his ham to it

[@certifiedredditgenius]

Guru edging to that clip rn

[@suckidee4454]

Wiggles his willy to that clip

[@lukeluna3732]

Oh 100% 😂😂 he definitely tries to convince himself it's true and looks in the mirror after he pauses then resumes the 100 time listening.

[@kall745]

he got pregnant just watchin' it, bro gonna be ballooning soon and not cause of KFC

[@jonjup8600]

Piggy playing with his curls while DDP compliments him 🥰

[@dragonfuckekr1869]

Goated comment

[@superdroski7813]

You thought that was wholesome or something? I thought it was pretty damn fruity 😂😂😂

[@AtDawnTheySleep883]

People forget man, DDP and Guru smashed in South Africa.

[@562XXXXX]

People forget

[@wifiunove1650]

He Def wants a kiss. What a crush

[@TylerBaker-ky7rp]

You need a girl friend

[@nova3129]

DDP DP’d him in SA

[@Chevrolet007]

Guru did the guru shuffle for DDP

[@paschen1791]

Why is Guru so surprised at the "short and fat", we literally call him Cartman.

[@Hibbs92]

Yeah he got spammed with it for like 3 years before that photo.

[@c.williamston3782]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Azzury.]

Imagine if Cartman grew up to be 6’5”. Life wouldn’t be fair

[@thefunkiejunkies462]

Hes not surprised at all, he knows why. Clearly a joke

[@DGD355]

Bit weird to start the video off with my body crap when all he does is talk about dudes for a job

[@titoodenigbo]

Damn yeah Ariel just made levels to this. This guy is just a talk show host and Ariel is true media

[@MrToninogarzia]

You realized that today???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Adrenaline_fix]

Ariel is the real deal

[@titoodenigbo]

@@MrToninogarzia sadly yes guru is funny. RACIST! But funny

[@MrToninogarzia]

@@titoodenigbo yea, very funny but not journalism at all

[@jordandavis4318]

“No jones” 💀😂😂

[@daviddzwonkowski4722]

I fucking LOST IT

[@His-Soldier]

How long has that been a thing?!

[@alialfraihi3767]

@@His-Soldier since the start of time apparently LMAO

[@morijin3032]

No way we now have an mma version of no diddy

[@jordandavis4318]

@@morijin3032 frfr

[@jonnies]

"I just can't believe how much of a handsome, stoic gigachad the Guru was. Incredible."

[@JasonA350]

The reverse glaze is crazy 😂

[@ryanrich7133]

U guys are closeted homosexuals, stop saying glaze

[@JulioEuropePharmaVendor]

Guru did the harshest weight cut in combat history for his South Africa meet up with du Plessis but bounced back like paddy

[@Slim-Clips]

It’s the lunch lady shoulders that make people think you’re victim sized.

[@jdocean1]

I told him at least a year ago that he needed to hit the military press up. 😂

[@yoowii5955]

Yeah he needs to hit some OHP and lateral raises

[@iam-retarded-but]

🤣🤣💀💀

[@ezradaiquiri11311]

Exactly. He hunches over and his face looks round as fuck when the camera is directly in front. He doesn't look like that picture with ddp, except for the small hands... that part seems to be accurate.

[@shanemacbike2]

Shoulders like a trout

[@beastlad]

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Guru will still keep glazing DDP

[@ryanrich7133]

He defends soyland and his shit performances every day😂guru has the same cringe fanbase as sean😂

[@BOSS7871]

I mean bro he’s a champion that he is acquainted with

[@alexandrucatalindragan6842]

@@BOSS7871 he's claiming unbiased though i mean bro you should keep your word

[@WileeCoyote1516]

​@Antek_She's usually right to

[@theBoarSkinner]

​@@alexandrucatalindragan6842what do you mean not his fault DDP is the best fighter in the middleweight division right now how does that make him biased? 😂

[@jaysmith20214]

Damn….I guess Ariel Helwani is the only one with sources….maybe you can be there one day.

[@ryanthibeault642]

Ariel Helwani just slept you!!! #UFC 303

[@Romanus-]

Silence rabbi

[@8301TheJMan]

His face at the "short fat man" had he me bustin a gut. lol

[@que7314]

😂😂

[@DeuceDropper927]

Are you sure he wasn't busting another nut over DDP?

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

I love it when he does that 😂

[@louskroo453]

That’s funny because guru had dricus bustin a nut!…

[@Catman-san]

You misspelled 'nut'

[@smallcrs2006]

Ariel was correct all along 💀

[@gott4bomb835]

Fatso drama-queens too much chasing that yt algorithm relevancy :F

[@pi5724]

didnt age well on the Helwani comments bud

[@louisreynolds7925]

Looks like Ariel was right after all.

[@alnuedling1519]

Aged like milk 😭

[@MrEndzo]

Glazing Guru is the best base for MMA.

[@MainStreamRegimeDmocrts]

It literally produces a guru glaze, an incredibly succulent base

[@user-zc9cl1rx2l]

"My friend, MMA GURU... And he loves it when you talk about him.." -Marc Goddard 2024

[@monkeyboy275bobo8]

Thats the best part, Guru doesnt make a secret about it but gets them to do it anyway.

[@kj9360]

This video didn't age well only 1 day later bahaha

[@vinsarasin8658]

Well well well, Ariel was right piggy

[@LukeKT43]

Turns out Aerial was right. Gonna make an apology video on that you Fwub?

[@devenp.5508]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

[@firstbradley3281]

Never let your emotions distract you from the facts. That is gurus’s problem he can dislike Ariel all he wants but Ariel has a record of getting these things right and letting your dislike for a person disregard that record is a huge flaw.

[@AntioneDouevre-pr8oc]

This aged poorly, Guru apologize to the Rabbi

[@pdb2k154]

Bro owes Ariel an apology

[@Romanus-]

Never apologize to them

[@jaysmith20214]

Damn looks like Ariel Halwani is right huh

[@silverstrom1990]

I’m not a fan of Ariel’s style. But he does get the inside track with this kind of news.

[@nathan113]

This aged about as well as your arteries are going to if you keep pumping them with lard Piggy 😂

[@kovaluu7084]

DDP and guru did the guru shuffle in the sheets of 5-star hotel

[@louskroo453]

Guru is gonna have an abortion unless dricus marries him

[@Jakedaleechy]

Ariel was right all along. Mr conspiracy Guru the dummy

[@hornswaggle89]

"Pause.. No Jones" Took me OUT

[@Jeeninefan123]

Talking like a female 🤦🏿

[@Rodthe1st]

You ain’t gonna say nun about being wrong huh child

[@gulmeenay]

Need to see a reaction video to Ariel breaking the news Guru 😂

[@Chevrolet007]

People forget man Guru played in the NBA unfortunately only DDP remembered

[@mikehawk4455]

People forget man

[@xscyrann1289]

@@mikehawk4455why am i hearing lucas tracy voice bro😭

[@goonersquadpyongyang]

Get Outta There

[@luc.wav03]

​@@goonersquadpyongyangThat guilottine is looking tight

[@dukenukem7043]

he was the star playing in the wnba before caitlyn clark came around

[@user-dk7jx8io4t]

Guru is in a flow state lately

[@louskroo453]

Yeah dricus’s semen flowing into guru’s colon

[@WannaNau]

@@louskroo453that is disgusting 🤢 😂😂😂

[@zen791]

If Helwani was off base, wouldnt the UFC tell him something to the effect of 'shut up, youre casting doubt on the event and therefore youre hurting PPV sales'

[@jackderaway]

Been there done that. At this point they just hope people don’t trust him.

[@MainStreamRegimeDmocrts]

Yeah Dana may want to tell him that but then if he ends up being right it's very bad

[@evvrsince]

ITS OVER CONORS NOT FIGHTING FUCK😭😭😭

[@adamracks]

Hagrid mad they called him Voldemort 🤣

[@hdewijkagent6977]

Rubeus Hagrid and Zordon there love child 😂😂

[@ChiTownMMA]

you and ddp are ment for each other, put a ring on it man geeeez

[@joshuabranson74]

Come on bro wake up they've been together forever since high school they actually have a son they raised in a summer cottage outside of Brazil his name is SWEET JUICE

[@louskroo453]

Dricus just got guru pregnant again!..

[@Slim-Clips]

Hush little piggy don’t you cry, everything gonna be alright.

[@LockheedLazar]

hush little piggy dont say a thing, dricus will buy you an onion ring

[@rjim1]

​@@LockheedLazar😂

[@mason9807]

​@@LockheedLazarnmms😂😂😂

[@outputinflux]

10-8 by ariel. Damn dude you really need to comment on this. Apparently Ariel has more feelers in the business than you think he does.

[@NFGU89]

one brother out! one brother in! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jackmullen2367]

“i’m need” we have developed extreme autism

[@the-mma-guru]

thanks bud

[@xgtwb6473]

What seems to be the officer, problem ?

[@thatjack4]

@@the-mma-gurubro mogged lucas and bedtime earlier

[@mardavdel]

@@the-mma-guru Gay

[@gyno123]

@@the-mma-guruhush lil bro

[@nickbourbon3495]

Bro is so proud about the Dricus thing....as you should be tho

[@jfretz86]

No he shouldn’t be. That’s a ridiculous statement. He’s just another man. Guru’s ego is so inflated, It’s really actually fascinating. And he has the most severe case of main character syndrome on this planet.

[@saulhernnadez9203]

My boy Dricus gave him the dickus

[@ezradaiquiri11311]

Hell yeah dude! A handicapped nobody avoiding an antisemitic world in his parents shed. I am in awe of this brave young boy 🥹🤧🥹👏👏👏

[@sachinbk1347]

Bro, he knows that Pavlovich is a heavyweight and he expected him to be big. With you, he thought you were smaller but could not believe his eyes with how big you were.

[@fzgbrain]

Big in what way?

[@trentonwalker8602]

​@@fzgbrain penis

[@Filip-xx9lj]

Guru was obviously joking...

[@-Ice_Cold-]

Why Guru said DDP was on the same card with Pavlovich?

[@jayzee6671]

Jake Paul is allergic to fighting guys his own size.

[@tylerroberts8306]

Your the reason why he does it all attention is good attention

[@kingofgames7001]

Jake’s not even that much bigger lol

[@wernerbro3208]

like anderson silva and fury xD

[@MainStreamRegimeDmocrts]

​@@kingofgames7001seriously.....these jake paul haters, use their hatred of Logan against Jake, its so ridiculous.

[@starseeddeluxe]

Love watching Perry fight. But I watched the Eddie Alvarez fight and he beat Mike Perry to a pulp. It was a tough watch because Perry landed maybe 2 clean punches on Eddie and then Eddie's corner waived off the fight. Although he was awarded the win, Perry was badly beaten in that fight and he took huge damage. If Perry keeps fighting like that... I hope he develops at least some form of defense and head movement.

[@franklinfisher497]

Guru’s regretting calling Dricus the worst Champ 🤣

[@PengestAsian]

“I’m need a” 💀

[@Austin.Kilgore]

4:01 DDP: “He (Guru) let me know he was gonna come”… yeah I sure that happened multiple times through this time there huh? Lmao

[@macman975]

Pathetic

[@winstonsmith8240]

I live near Guru and I see him a lot. (Being pushed around in a wheelchair by his mum). He's 5'4" and weighs 22 stone. (Not that it matters. Still great content).

[@freemyboyheaintdonun]

I'm Need

[@millennialanimal]

THE NBA GURU.

[@raw458]

🔥🔥🔥

[@Ajayzmma]

🏀🏀🏀

[@Aragorn66]

Mike Perry is going to give us some justice

[@TheScience69]

They're pretend fights

[@thomas9578]

​@@TheScience69wtf are you talking about

[@TheScience69]

@@thomas9578 self explanatory.

[@thomas9578]

@@TheScience69 you know it s illegal.Why would they risk everything. +You can see they really train because they throwing punches all rounds +Watch some fight not just tik tok conspiracist

[@TheScience69]

@@thomas9578 so are steroids and Jake does them too. They're fake fights. Ain't no conspiracy. I know a pretend fight when I see one.

[@MMAGamblingTips]

Womp Womp. Apologize to Ariel.

[@jthizzle5714]

I love when guru squint his right eye when he’s being rizzed😂

[@user-fb2wr3lo2d]

LMAO 'He who shall not be named' I guess Ariel is Harry Potter

[@ams5572]

Well harry actor is jewish too

[@Mr_Lake]

Yo this aged nicely 😂

[@Daniel.Miranda]

NBA GURU

[@MrToninogarzia]

You almost right whit the Ariel coment, your hate didnt let you think strait

[@standardbloke9711]

"he who must not be named" - how you gonna confuse Voldermort for Hagrid on a bulk

[@Patrick-jo7tk]

Quit glazing yourself there guy, he was asked a question and he answered it kinda gayly get over it. Not really video worthy, seems like if anybody you're the gaslighter here

[@benshaw1237]

Guru is Hagrid if anything!

[@Izzys-kitty]

People forget man…gurus middle leg licks changed the game.

[@goynwa7110]

Happy for Mike hope he’s getting a big check

[@goodnoodle3964]

we love you guru get well soon!

[@louskroo453]

Guru is doing fine he just has morning sickness from dricus impregnating him is all

[@Jibbajabbaaaaa]

Scratching his ear as soon as he says he's a fan of guru, that's deception right there lmao

[@nicho9292]

Love it , been a silent watcher since 10.000+ subs at first for the predictions then the fight companions . the mma world don’t even wanna say his name like he’s Voldemort. “The name we dare not say 😂. The dedication the Hard work with the stress pays off . This guys a legend

[@MrFredstt]

Guru has that DDP clip playing on loop 24/7

[@joeybanez310]

I needed this video today. I’m crying... in a good way 😅

[@joshautree8698]

Don't you mean I'm need a

[@kennethnoisewater4423]

Guru: I'M GONNA COME! DDP: omg you're huge, like an NBA player!

[@thehamanator2290]

Bro said" no jones" like no diddy😹

[@beserkerant]

The Ariel bit aged like milk

[@Mama597]

helwani knows all

[@Philip_Taylor]

You're an absolute fookin unit lad. I'm glad you let him know when you were going to come ... to the GYM.

[@Kevin-wo1xw]

Lol ariel was right

[@mattwesthaver6909]

I think it's the jowls mate

[@joeblow2183]

Don’t be shy with those impressions

[@Jameslfgsmith]

Guru blushing hard when saying DDP

[@action_man389]

"I honestly thought he was a short fat guy. When he got up from his wheelchair.."

[@LeftLaneMMA]

Someone’s gotta show Dricus the clips of what guru has said about him in the past

[@UFCwolfe]

Yeah Guru

[@chrisfreeman7890]

Who else has been waiting for this.. and it met ALL expectations

[@frmdao6917]

Guru spent the first initial fighter bonus so that Dricus can lie in the interview

[@RaymondMichaelBarrera]

No way 😂😂 ddp loves him, you can tell. He fantasizes about him. 🐖🐖🐖

[@guardingking2237]

Guru plays this DDP interview before going to bed

[@kokirb65]

It's the round face/beard combo, Guru. Akin to a Santa Claus phenotype

[@mayadahlifestyle9401]

This video is adorably entertaining. Guru has me now😂

[@Hoc-Dolliday]

You can tell GURU is real low on content.

[@libertarianpunk8558]

It’s a slow week but the video still goes

[@thenedsmmachannel8970]

Have you seen this card this weekend? Lmao

[@diakodana2962]

That is where he is most dangerous man! Watch out! 😅😅

[@ErnestLemmingway]

Might be low on content but he's high on DDP's affection.

[@ryokimura523]

​@@thenedsmmachannel8970it's a good Card wdym

[@stevencieloha9530]

Do you think, the pressure fighting style of Perry is going to be more problematic for Paul. I noticed he had struggles in the clinch against Diaz. Paul seems to favour a bit of the distance more.

[@pauljesustv]

Platinum Mike what a street certified legend, with or without the UFC👊

[@jooofromdaO]

“Pause no jones “ 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sosapotence3001990]

Ariel just makes stuff up, this has been known & proven especially with Chael Sonnen

[@Shug28]

Chael yapping just as much

[@Ake-TL]

@@Shug28that’s his whole schtick though?

[@monkeyboy275bobo8]

@@Shug28 Yeah Chael talks a bunch of nonsense but that doesnt excuse what Ariel did. He tried to humiliate his so called friend infront of a million of people. That was absolute btch behavior by Ariel.

[@Shug28]

@@monkeyboy275bobo8 who’d he humiliate? I agree they all overreacting, but I’m js Chael acting like mcgregor is retired

[@monkeyboy275bobo8]

@@Shug28 His "friend" Chael after the Ngannou Fury fight

[@goonersquadpyongyang]

Won't be long until Dricus gets caught at a stand up comedy show getting handsy with Guru.

[@rosehernandez-zl2jb]

Can we get a guru shuffle when u hit 200k subs piggy

[@xgtwb6473]

Gae

[@ForwardPressure]

Took me 2 mins to realize my playback speed was on .5x. Thought guru was drunk or’d had a stroke lmao

[@m_b4]

Bow, pucker up and kiss Ariels ring.

[@M-a-k-o]

Dricus: "I honestly thought he was a short fat man"😂 The MMA Guru must have something on him!

[@fzgbrain]

Hes big and long

[@M-a-k-o]

@@fzgbrain 😂

[@P_2112]

@@fzgbrainno Jones

[@Savileaurus]

English is strong in the title

[@sarthaksaini5059]

MMA GURU IS ALL FACTS!

[@minusx31]

You were wrong…apologize to Ariel…