I need botox, just ask my beautiful guest CJ Sparxx EPISODE 10

[@bigChrisWithAtinyPeice]

Thank God I'm not dating in LA. Crystals and looking for a sugar daddy. What a nightmare. It should be called gold diggers.

[@matthewm7382]

The influence of the Kardashians over American women is amazing.

[@cc-fn3mc]

You're the best interviewer Howard Stern without the BS politics

[@Ugoogolizer]

Best part of the week. Handsome Harland

[@cjdoingthingz]

What about me tho, am i chopped liver? 😂

[@Ugoogolizer]

@@cjdoingthingz Okayyy true, tied for best part of the week

[@kungfew1396]

Harland saved my life once when I was choking on a avocado during Lent. Thank you Harland!!! 🙏

[@seanmcgonigle1182]

What!?

[@KingoftheProfane]

If i had a dollar for every person that harland saved from choking on avocado during lent, Id be rich

[@rollingstonemallett]

Had to jump on board. I’m slowly but surely gettin it like 2 short 😂 tee hee

[@charlesdimos2617]

Can you two just cut to the chase… great convo!! Great new couple!! 😂❤️

[@cjdoingthingz]

BS meter went hard this episode 😂

[@davidperez5089]

Come to think of it, a first podcast kiss would have been hilarious with lil coco watching in silence.

[@AIWFNW]

28:34 hahaha That look Harland gives.

[@moeso4384]

verrgina! hahahahahahaha

[@6.s.a.m]

You are the best, Harland!

[@DrJamesanator]

This is actually bonkers lmao rip relationships

[@cozmikrez]

I don't trust a lady who doesn't at least have a couple "crows feet" unless their under 35 maybe because they represent genuine happiness to me for some reason

[@OneMansLoss]

Kombucha is a probiotic drink based on bacterial cultures. Helps with your gut flora, helps with digestion. Delicious stuff too.

[@clarkkenttheman]

seeking arrangements...two people using each other

[@edelweisseful]

CJ is a huge upgrade to your creepy Conky puppets...lol. 🤣

[@cjdoingthingz]

Thank you 😊

[@edelweisseful]

@@cjdoingthingz you're welcome!! 😁

[@NECABANT]

warning: don't just walk up and sage a person, they might have asthma.

[@bmassey-]

Harland's Clint Eastwood face turned into David Arquette face pretty quick lol

[@samdawkins2432]

Crazy how these new-age women make premium hooker/ sex work seem like normal human relations haha XD These women are on a different planet... But if your skill is the gawk gawk 3000 then i guess it´s the only way to go right? Nothing but respect.

[@HighFeeline]

Harland is a Medicine Man🥰

[@cjdoingthingz]

What kinda medicine? 🤔

[@HighFeeline]

@@cjdoingthingz He’s Comedic Meds! Medicine seems like a part of the word Comedic, the etymology must be connected 🤔😸. You guys were fun to watch today. I wish I could do that with him🥰.

[@Birdeeh]

legend

[@mindzeye270]

I'm pretty sure Harland put Peanut Butter on his shoes on the letterman show because he told his friend he was going to be on the letterman show before he was famous in canada and he told him he'd put PB on his boots when he did.

[@chrissabbath4551]

shes hilarious

[@benjaminstandring8859]

wow, what an amazing insight into one of the new ways to date among young women. Good for them, if it works for them and their prospective partners more power to you. Personally, being raized on disney its super cringe but who am i to judge. I can understand from some women's perspectives that its really practical. success to you both !

[@christobin3840]

Love your videos Harland.

[@WellDarnett]

Going to the doctor should be fun 😵‍💫🤣

[@DrJamesanator]

This kind of women is not it. Thank you for sharing

[@DBYouTubeHandle]

If you ever buy apple cider vinegar, it has a floating alive mass phlegm blob LOL 😆 in it too, a mom, like the kombucha “scoby” that she’s describing. (I’m making sure to use lots of emojis. 😁)

[@cjdoingthingz]

Of course when I’m on camera the proper verbiage escapes me 😩

[@DBYouTubeHandle]

@@cjdoingthingz I usually Google everything, even if I know it, just to make sure, my crutch. 🩼

[@trvlgang5512]

She’s really good at exposing how normal it is to pay a female for a relationship. Like that’s prostitution. Why does money get involved . You should be paying him. He’s the one with money

[@thePaindog]

Web 3.0 is the internet of things (IOT) like having home devices connected to the internet. Web 2.0 was the start of user generated content like social media. Web 1 was just websites.

[@thailandvirtual1915]

Good stuff Harland

[@dangosse]

In an amazing coincidence I cracked opened a can of kombucha as soon as I started watching this episode. The stuff actually works. And it's carbonated. Think of it as Coke that *repairs* your gut. The kid should make the switch. Trust, CJ.

[@cjdoingthingz]

Thank you Dan! Love that first bubbly sip 😋

[@dangosse]

@@cjdoingthingz The Kid (Harland) needs to be on your podcast... right?

[@cjdoingthingz]

@@dangosse he doesn’t have an OnlyFans so unfortunately he wouldn’t qualify 💔

[@StevenMnemonic]

Still here Ep1

[@cozmikrez]

It's always entertaining to hear or watch how disconnected some aspects of life are so misunderstood because of lack of due diligence Perspective and belief can sway the energy so much and it really can be harmful if you don't understand and transmute the experience (responsibly) Appreciation with grace Love you guys 💙🙏🌙☄🔥🌬🌊🌠✊🌟

[@sHART1780]

I drink that kombucha from winco all the time!

[@Highkingofgondor]

No thanks, I’m straight 😅

[@naverno]

Kombucha has been popular for like 12 years.

[@lourahkneeri0229]

" alotta calories in this one " !!!

[@BigPurpNurp]

If you ever come through the mid west please come do a show in the Quad Cities

[@talksick508]

I like girls who are naturally aged It’s more of a turn on Lot harder for men to date Because most females on onlyfans and sugar daddy searching

[@trout3685]

That was great

[@AIWFNW]

damn, this lady is quite lovely EDIT almost as hot as Orny Adams

[@HerbalistGuybrush]

He makes moi so 'orny

[@daddymoon666]

Harland... You should make a 'Nasty Nate' calendar poster and autograph one of the squares and add it to your merch... Just throwing it out there... Oh, who kept that 'Nasty Nate" calendar from 'Half Baked' by the way...???... It has to be worth a lil penny...

[@flipAgoat]

Her idea of a relationship is very skewed

[@justindilio8875]

Her brother is Bubba Sparxx

[@Moviesrule2011]

She seems cool

[@spenser9908]

She's brilliant.

[@jhomer38]

for a toddler

[@michaeljacksin9367]

is the phrase "stiff upper lip" still allowed

[@smokinbones1618]

I can't see her without picturing the things I've seen. I almost didn't recognize her at first.

[@Highkingofgondor]

Please elaborate vile fiend.

[@JurasekIII]

"Tag you're it!" (just joining in on the game of Tag)

[@cjdoingthingz]

😂😂😂

[@A1GFIT]

Great episode great chemistry

[@molliegilbertson8062]

she's giving heavily medicated

[@rezayazdan4918]

Heyyyyy larryyyyy😂❤

[@RR-1977]

Gut fauna

[@michaeljacksin9367]

"I so long to be an aristocrat" - Bryan Callen

[@a.k.4o]

Nice cans

[@DBYouTubeHandle]

Bring her back with sage, & see if she can perform an exorcism on you. 👻 Or she can also bring her 💎crystals, 💎 & see where she places them on her. 💎🌈🧘‍♂️

[@cjdoingthingz]

Let’s do it, to be fair i dont think he needs an exorcism tho 😂 maybe just a little cleansing to make room for more good spirits

[@johnwoods5095]

Some people are airheads and some people are stupid geniuses… you decide Harland

[@a.k.4o]

You look exactly like Courtney Cox's brother. When you do Clint eastwood

[@a.k.4o]

David Arquette

[@michaeljacksin9367]

google treats Harland a lot differently than CJ

[@audreyb53]

So is this a chick trying to look like Kim K? I’ve never heard of her before. But I have to say, I prefer Harland without guests. Especially after this one.

[@cjdoingthingz]

There are a lot of other women besides Kim K that also have brown hair and brown eyes? 🤔

[@audreyb53]

@@cjdoingthingz Obviously. But you come in talk about plastic surgery, Botox and all that other bs. Just be you!!

[@MrChrisStingray]

Is Sparxx a German name? 🙃😜😂

[@matthewjamison]

This 304 is dangerous.

[@hashberry111]

Believing in burning sage and crystals having special powers 🙄🙄Just shows how easy we fall for dumb shit and lack critical thinking skills as a society

[@mikef7672]

CJ hasn't heard of KFC and Coca Cola?

[@cjdoingthingz]

I respectfully ignore it 👋🏼

[@jonsong3111]

ICH BIN EIN FEMALE PLANTS! jk

[@Sequenceserenade]

Web one 🤣🤣🤣🤣😁

[@Eddysamson1]

FYI Harland she was pretty off on her Web1/2/3 definitions. Web 1 = websites/companies give us information that they posted for us to consume Web 2 = we post our own content (youtube, social media, wikipedia, etc) Web 3 I don't actually know the definition but I know it involves crypto/NFTs/blockchain

[@wretchedslippage3255]

Harland's gotta swing that big Harland Willy her way.

[@Highkingofgondor]

Just put a rubber on it for God’s sake!

[@miserablepixels2876]

Yikes

[@michaeljacksin9367]

like Nelly fertado on estrogen steroids Jesus Saint Petersburg christ

[@zdub8630]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Akwyndor]

For some reason, I don't hate her.

[@chrism.4577]

M

[@macmoore4067]

💟 🙋 💉 💭 🌴 🦁 6️⃣ 🛸

[@naverno]

Tina fey is body shaming.

[@MrMouse-ex6sc]

Taco

[@_rebel12_]

Her laugh. Wtf

[@darcarkon4409]

I love Harland but this guest is superficial and just makes it to hard to finish this one

[@bubsthecat3738]

I'll give ya a break because you just got started but I would have got to her in season 14 episode 1,237. Not # 10. Wyd bro.... Ridiculous

[@theblakex]

We know Harland tapped that after

[@ev446]

well, she’s adorable

[@morbidmanmusic]

Nah, she's fake and plastic.

[@shannongreene1796]

Ask her out brosephaguy.

[@kylemahony573]

She's hard to listen to

[@robotfart]

She robot.

[@cjdoingthingz]

I’m not? 😮

[@robotfart]

@@cjdoingthingz you’re programmed to say such things 💋

[@benjaminstandring8859]

wow, what an amazing insight into one of the new ways to date among young women. Good for them, if it works for them and their prospective partners more power to you. Personally, being raized on disney its super cringe but who am i to judge. I can understand from some women's perspectives that its really practical. success to you both !

[@lorenzocuzman7778]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jermywilliams3823]

Yikes