"I need ____ in my life" [Cards Against Humanity]

[@HeyItsJoko]

HELLO :)

[@Nataniahuahu]

YIPPEE 🎉

[@gravitate2237]

You a goober joko

[@blurryscreaming1897]

I want you.

[@Ollum]

yooo

[@LapineLait]

HII

[@joshc5613]

Jawsh is a great addition to this lineup, we need more ways for him to go insane

[@darkridoom]

I think if you put jawsh and bs69 in a cards recording together the universe would collapse

[@HeyItsJoko]

I’ll make it happen

[@rykerthestriker]

I don’t feel safe anymore.

[@TheMiningMeteor]

We’re doomed.

[@isuapig6705]

@@HeyItsJokowe’re all doomed

[@GodzillaHimself1954]

I will find a way to survive.

[@dandabossthesecond3599]

"We need _God_ in this thumbnail"

[@foxgamerpros4622]

100%

[@bigcooltony437]

the people that made the art in the thumbnail will never see the pearly gates 💀

[@jocabulous]

the thumbnail is already godly wym

[@marcosm6346]

Nah we need the source

[@thesemicolon7269]

I thought Foxy was god?

[@sauss712]

27:03 Make the rich pay, eat the upper class, rise in revolution, and most importantly… PET ALL THE CATS!!!

[@lilypaigeham]

AMEN COMRADE!

[@DessertArbiter]

you should've said in the intro: "If you enjoy this video, don't forget to book an appointment with a licensed psychiatrist."

[@giblegaming]

Nah💀

[@near4204]

Actually a Michigan resident here! We got flint water and funny names like Kalamazoo, and people here are generally real nice people :)

[@Democracylover710]

Hahahahaha almost got me but maybe next time skinwalker

[@ARandomXboxUser]

Flint water? No, it’s well water don’t it taste like copper

[@jandgmodteam3754]

1:35 As an avid “:3” user, I can confirm that this is true

[@DontWorryIamTheStrongest]

Lemme suck it. PUHLEASE 🗣🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@DontWorryIamTheStrongest]

@@matthewboire6843 :3

[@Spymii]

Nice to see Jawsh being included in bigger creator's videos

[@Equinossk]

1:36 as someone that uses :3 most yeah but not all lol

[@happyemojimemes]

You can't just say "yeah, but no" to wanting to be on the leash.

[@Kizenon]

I’m so happy my jawsh streamer is finally making friends

[@GodzillaHimself1954]

25:36 I had a stroke reading this and f---ing died. I'm Godzilla btw.

[@steel_games3035]

25:35 as a person who lives in Michigan fair

[@xsen420]

Ayyy

[@happyemojimemes]

1:27 this is completely true. :3

[@dragondph4519]

Adding Jawsh is like when remmy bit into 2 berries

[@postmortem7621]

i would love to see you play more games with jawsh, love the dynamic. also hieeeeee :333

[@JDT-Loadsamoney]

1:28?

[@Jax-is-sped]

Perchance:3

[@Silly-LillieOvO]

@@JDT-Loadsamoneywas gonna reply with that :3

[@fighttheb8500]

you used the : three, you know what happens now

[@Bingus743]

25:20 Someone who lives in Michigan here! We actually have competitive flat lining competitions. It's a yearly event.

[@doometernalarchvile2063]

these guys NEED to play lethal company

[@JDT-Loadsamoney]

Oh dear lord, the image on the right of the thumbnail has been a running gag me and one of my friends have had for a while.

[@frog-hf4po]

ok but what is it tho please bro please i swear please

[@n0vanox]

@@frog-hf4po💀

[@Average_A-10]

@@frog-hf4ponahh

[@frog-hf4po]

bro PLEEEEASE @@Average_A-10

[@landocalrissian.]

Sauce?

[@lexsamreeth8724]

I recognize the art style of that FemFoxy in the thumbnail...

[@lexsamreeth8724]

And for the guy who asked for sauce and then deleted their comment, the artist's tag is LightLuxCollie

[@m4yr4i]

​@@lexsamreeth8724the callout is so real, but so is the kindness. Thanks for the Sus. Sorry, I meant to say Thanks for the Gauss. Sorry, I meant to say Thanks for the Claus. Sorry, I meant to say Thanks for the Sauce.

[@PropaneVision]

THAT THUMBNAIL THO. FOXY COULD GET IT. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@GodzillaHimself1954]

Nope nope nope nope nope nope.

[@THEknightgamingOfficial]

the austin theory sent me laughing LOLLLLLLL

[@cylerherbst9143]

23:25 what my Maus's crew hear when fighting the Magach Hydra:

[@adrena-rage]

love learning that jawsh is a fellow hotdiggedydemon enjoyer

[@TheHappy_Flower]

Jawshy Jawsh is back!! 👀

[@HyperCat392]

I swear more than half of your thumbnails have furry bait And it works every time

[@Rockstar_Wolfy7]

Real

[@penguinkingification]

Furry​@@Rockstar_Wolfy7

[@balmbee8072]

can confirm, it worked

[@cjnewman7550]

​@@penguinkingificationso?

[@Conceptofcandid4043]

Correct

[@emrickazor2610]

Michigan viewer here. We do in fact only look at corn.

[@blizz44]

Chun Li in the thumbnail tho

[@TGMCRIM]

Yo i live in Michigan i exist 😭

[@ləxical]

6:19 that's RubberRoss (I'm pretty sure...)

[@ethanshow_8369]

Every time I watch these it somehow gets more concerning

[@GodzillaHimself1954]

10:17 look out guts and glory, theres a new contender for your throne for 3D happy wheels.

[@karenanthony6140]

Its good to see yahoharat in another Joko vid

[@CoolestofDudes]

Im not gonna lie the “is that all you got FAAAAAA- is way better than the other one.”

[@squaremoth1907]

6:14 the pink goo from fallout 4 💀💀💀💀

[@ItsDaNewGuy]

They predicted Five Laps at Freddy's

[@blurryscreaming1897]

Crazy how I was just watching your latest Minecraft video and I needed another video to watch and you just uploaded this is perfect

[@TheLegend0504]

0:19 It sounds weird when I hear my name on videos

[@tUrtlekUsh]

thought the video ended and new vid started when i heard the icon "what is up ladies and gentle men, boys and girls, it's ya boy goblin"

[@Portablejack]

Am I the only one who thought of a little bit of monica in my life

[@TheObserverDMZ]

I need JOKO in my life.

[@MoldyPotato49]

as someone who uses :3, yeah

[@gaminghuskyforlife]

i hate that i have used the "how guys that use :3 want to be treated" image before also the person i sent it to replied with a :3 and idk what i expected tbh

[@shiny8454]

If it was on discord I wouldn't be suprised

[@ZipZaptheNOTprotogen]

1:34 very realistic *:3*

[@ItzKyber]

imma need the sauce of that foxy in the thumbnail

[@thisdude2113]

Bro my parents walked in on me and saw this 😭😭😭 14:08

[@whitewolf2030VR]

when this video popped up in my search, I had to switch windows till I was Backhome because of the Thumbnail

[@Rockstar_Wolfy7]

Damn. That Foxy in the thumbnail

[@penguinkingification]

Furry

[@Rockstar_Wolfy7]

@@penguinkingification i know. You caught me.

[@cjnewman7550]

​@penguinkingification who cares if someone's a furry

[@shiny8454]

Not suprised

[@applejuicedragon]

Real Michigan Hours

[@TemmieUnderTF2TransRights]

1:27 what did he say :3

[@noahsalt4990]

Hi, I'm from Michigan, and I can definitely say that this is true.

[@valitue5837]

I’ve never seen anything other than corn and ford f150s in my life (Michigan is so interesting)

[@Sniper_the_protogen]

I saw 1:27 .... i took 2 minutes to reconsider my life. I then wrote this very comment

[@zabianreubens4989]

As someone from michigan, I can confirm, We dont exxist

[@anthonyrausch5708]

0:15 - Thanks for putting “A 🦄” in your intro POKE; love your card videos…..

[@anthonyrausch5708]

I mean JOKO Sorry; POKE is awesome to; glad you have an “ACTUAL” friend group…..

[@anthonyrausch5708]

12:51 - “WHOPPER FOREVER”!!!!

[@_Tasma_]

I am from Michigan and can confirm 25:17 is indeed real

[@The_contactor]

I need all 3 sauces please

[@prod_chmusic1617]

i sadly live near keemstar ive seen him in his cybertruck going around my hometown

[@aidant9993]

Michigan one real asf

[@JWoods2023]

Yay Jawsh!

[@kedinamite579]

"We--" Stop. Before we continue, I want to thank my sponsor [___] for making this video possible... Oh, right... I still gotta watch the vid--

[@paladinbalter9432]

This is jawshome

[@BridgetownGD]

Why do like 99% of your thumbnails have furry art in it its amazing. I see stuff like reggie the rat, roxanne wolf, mauzy mices boykisser, loona, and 3rdPerson_IZs oc in this videos thumbnail, i need a tutorial on how to make thumbnails this good lol

[@SG-fm9wd]

3rdPerson_IZ?

[@TRIC4pitator]

J A W S H !!!!!

[@Rockstar_Wolfy7]

Also does anyone know where to find the gif of Mark and Freddy from 2:58?

[@clip3844]

the link is literally on screen afterwards

[@PostalXD]

Wait wtf at the start of the video when he says subscribe the subscribe button glows? That is actually crazy

[@Kdub208.]

Funny Man becomes cursed man

[@luckyinky7849]

Why is Pokay's phrases purple? Is he the man behind the slaughter?

[@soulthesadcat6007]

25:32 Yeah, hi. I don't look at corn all day, I hate it. No joke. I cannot eat it anymore.

[@distinguishedkorok]

12:27 sauce

[@bush2137]

+

[@Name_over_all_names]

4chan meme there is just that panel

[@bush2137]

@@Name_over_all_names NOOOOOOO FUCK

[@eddykidplayzyt]

7:20 why is the diavolo theme playing

[@distinguishedkorok]

Your fate is sealed

[@gravitate2237]

The bible

[@nacregem]

the horse that ate 2000 doses of the malaria vaccine is just sleeping, the caption is the meme

[@hudsonmeers5515]

this shit is gas

[@Gabe13342]

I'm from Michigan I can indeed confirm you pull the plug on any old person you see

[@clarawilliams4359]

Poke is so so wrong for that FNAF take cause FNAF 4 is amazing Also, Joko does have a viewer from Michigan 😊

[@kjn5678]

im from michigan joko, its true, aint got no populated hospitals in detroit🎉🎉🎉

[@notanog9446]

IM GOING DOWN A RABBIT HOLE

[@josephsouther9874]

Jawsh was based as hell for defending hasan

[@eman8846]

Goku wouldn’t get sprite except if someone said it was strong

[@Cha0s_Comander1]

The darks In the fortnite was a mistake

[@lilypaigeham]

YAY I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO CARDS :3

[@JDT-Loadsamoney]

1:28?

[@lilypaigeham]

@@JDT-Loadsamoney I'm a girl but yes :3

[@Conceptofcandid4043]

Hehe :3

[@lilypaigeham]

​@@Conceptofcandid4043heheheh :3

[@Skibidigokyllyourself]

I am suspected of being involved in a second domestic terrorist attack against the US. :3

[@eclipse8149]

Can we have a NORMAL THUMBNAIL FOR ANY OF C.A.H VIDEO

[@HeyItsJoko]

2024

[@Catboy34uwu]

What's the sauce at 1:28? asking for a friend

[@MuruStained]

.

[@frog-hf4po]

pls

[@wintereclipse3263]

@@frog-hf4po Sorry to you people this is like the MOST suggestive piece the artist ever made pretty much the rest is just cute sfw stuff.

[@theman2110]

Balls

[@DanYami]

oh hey I know that artist

[@CallofFreaky]

1:35 it’s true

[@thefettofthevoid]

First time viewer, I'm from Detroit and I don't watch corn, I watch impoverished individual from low income neighborhoods steal cars

[@XzavierGREEN-r2u]

hey bro I need those links" wink wink

[@ambisinister_]

JAWSH

[@HaviGavi]

8:48 homophobic Goku is giga chad and I’m not even joking

[@xsen420]

25:43 hi I’m from Michigan lmfao

[@blueshat.]

28:00 im watching this whole CAH video in vr rn

[@unproportionality8968]

yo it's john he of price

[@michigan8868]

i think im from michigan 😃

[@Terrythegiggliestguy]

Thumbnail sauce

[@HighLordOfHouseIX]

🗣️DJ SWAMP IZZO!!

[@divineterabyte5181]

Wtf we dont even grow that much corn here, its soy and beats

[@mc39S686]

I just wanna say thank you for listing everyone who's in the video in the description. Not everyone does that and it annoys me. I just wanna know who all's in the video

[@michalsniadala1667]

MARRY KRIMAS