52 Minutes of Jokes That Were NOT OKAY

[@shrimpmugeddon]

Grizzy being chained doesn't compare to the fact that the game conveniently places him in the water melon

[@Mygg_Jeager]

I came here to point that out hahaha

[@TailsXFries_AKA_LJ]

Ubisoft MIGHT be racist XD

[@TailsXFries_AKA_LJ]

Ubisoft MIGHT be racist XD

[@lousifr]

Beat me to it. 😂😂😂😂

[@AftonLetwin]

True 😂

[@icychill105]

Nelly bean on the watermelon getting chained up by the whites is crazy

[@BloodyMobile]

Normal tuesday for the Goons.

[@leosanchez7997]

Hilarious

[@Shinochaos]

I was waiting for blarg to mention grizzy on the melon but it seems he has grown past those easy racist jokes 😂

[@LampyGames]

whenever Yumi is on his funny shit, he makes the sessions much better. this is one of the funniest sessions in a while imo

[@TMac-g8p]

Ho I'm whatcandooo of the moongoon tribe

[@iwanderkinderen6790]

i disagree yumi is never fk funny but he is sadly in every video. i barely even hear anyone in any session laughing at his jokes in the video's themselves its always someone else making a joke about his joke that they laugh at.

[@hubertsward6020]

​@@iwanderkinderen6790you re pretty much alone in this. Yumi is generally condidered so funny people have been wanting him to join the Goons for a while now, although there is little chance he ever will.

[@doctordoge6163]

​@@iwanderkinderen6790 Wonder Bread

[@dawsonwoolford9660]

@@iwanderkinderen6790you don’t know about that soda whippin up yola, gettin scrilla

[@ChaosKing210]

1:27 The guy Yumi is talking about’s name is George Washington Carver and he invented a lot of peanut related stuff including peanut based shampoo. He also created synthetic rubber made from sweet potatoes

[@AdeptusOrkstodes]

But not peanut butter

[@thesenate4815]

None of whicj are used today

[@doggerthedog6744]

BOOKER T WASHINGTON 5 TIME 5 TIME INVENTOR OF THE PEANUT

[@bearman9033]

Wrong, he fought for Peanut Butter's independence.

[@Im_The_Milk_God]

this reminds me of that dentist in cincinnati named George Washington Hitler, and his son, named Gay Hitler

[@ninjazohan1]

Matt's the mfer that has more fun just being with his friends over winning. Get you a Blarg

[@egg_addict]

it's very fortunate for Matt as well, he almost never wins. he's always a joy in whatever videos he's in though, he's just vibing while getting destroyed.

[@chaosmiles07]

"Two more years, buddy, then everyone loses interest." "I've heard..." SPICY today, are we?

[@AftonLetwin]

Yes

[@zachburns801]

47:59 "That's Carl wheezer from Carl wheezer show" 😂😂

[@Green_Shift]

Had Planet Sheen gone over well, you bet your sweet bippy they would’ve done a Carl Wheezer show.

[@Psychedelic_Gamer94]

10:17 *Has uno* "Hahaha you fuckin idiot...*Picks up a card* Me! I'm the idiot!" 🤣🤣 Yes Yumi but that's why us fans love ya! 😂

[@Shitposting_IHMN]

It's the pohn bot

[@dead.end_victhor.1865]

Favorite Yumi time also guy above me kinda stupiy

[@jerrbeark1225]

Bro that SpongeBob reference was a deep cut 😂 definitely a traumatizing episode

[@blackjesus723]

Immediate flashbacks to that horrifying scene from my childhood. Honestly scarier than some horror movies.

[@bettymorris40]

The way Matt yelled "I have 21 fucking cards!" Had me rolling on the floor.

[@PurpleAutumn]

32:57 Luigi in the ghetto be like:

[@ReallyExore]

No uncle, im dying lmfaooo

[@knallpistolen]

Comeon, let's play stinky finger 😉

[@dominickbenincasa5043]

7:15 “Guilty feet, I’ve got no rhythm…”🎵

[@SharkT0ror0rre0]

why is grizzy on the watermelon

[@EnderProjects]

38:14 "I fall apart" made me crack up

[@Canned_beef]

Grizzy sitting on top the watermelon

[@Cliffjumper-k1w]

1:17 Netflix be like

[@Cdubbz12]

The last line of the video : “Smii7y turned into a lesbian” ~ Yumi 😂😂😂 Another great content video blarg ❤

[@Troldefar94]

Never knew Blarg was 407's editor, bro has come so far, he even likes frogs now.

[@scythxr25]

Just the "Smii7y turned into a lesbian" at the end killed me 😭

[@midnightpelican]

That Fleetwood Mac reference was on point

[@TailsXFries_AKA_LJ]

That last Yumi remark was out of pocket XD

[@hoothoot7122]

Imagine thwomp son, put that boy in football. All you hear is **UUNH** and some kid has cte

[@thedemolitionmuniciple]

22:30 "Fleetwood Mac all the time" Man that is the _last_ reference I expected If you don't love me now...

[@KVGKQuake]

REALLY caught me off guard. I don't even like Fleetwood Mac and I enjoyed that deep cut

[@CallMeMONGOOSE]

_That's crazy how it ended_ 😂 _that was the longest game ever. that hamster comment was crazy too lol __36:26_

[@azuresstuff]

this has gotta be the funniest uno video yet im wheezing

[@Parasiteve]

GRIZZY BEING PUT ON THE WATERMELON LMAO the universe knows. IT KNOWS!

[@_Yukareimu-jt7zd]

52:26 Smii7y turns into a lesbian

[@robbie131]

Bah god, a 52 minute Blarg upload. This about to be a glorious hour

[@Minko_ru]

1:41 president abraham lincoln was melungeon a mix between white north African and something else i don't remember (I'm pretty sure so take this with a grain of salt)

[@kechen-ds2wb]

That carrot card was from Levan Polkka by Hatsuni Miku

[@theohalloran8601]

I can’t stop

[@TheTaintedWisdom]

1:26 and 1:43 - Not even 2 minutes in and we've already got some... "special" statements made. 25:08 - (Goose Honk)

[@Melted_TF]

35:20 God I miss Yumi so much, I’m so sad he left all of us on that fateful day 😔😔

[@David-n7y6v]

This might be your best thumbnail yet blarg 😂

[@randomrob2221]

No uncle smitty, no more finger game😂😂😂😂😂

[@g_l_0_0_m55]

@13:02 he sounded like jennifer coolidge🤣🤣🤣

[@NemNess1125]

POV: you play Uno for years but still don’t know all the rules…well, more like how they work i guess

[@JJWHYISJJTOOSHORT]

I saw the thumbnail and I already knew this was going to be a good one

[@CheezyBees]

“Ain’t that Freddy Whopper?”

[@SLIN2010]

Ey happy birthday blarg! Love your vids!

[@AntonioColon-rj2wo]

My new favorite video of hilarious bad jokes ever

[@Buzzblade146]

that entire 23:42 saga was UNHINGED

[@jonathonwhite9612]

The moreblarg videos are in fact BANGERS

[@grey_the_color5705]

Happy birthday Tomorrow Blarg and Soup!

[@Sh4dowgale]

42:00 Bro that's insane! 🤣

[@Archangels_righthandboi]

7:20 Yumi, please no.

[@cygnus-nk3tz]

this video actually made me laugh my ass off😭yall are too funny

[@acidicvibes9804]

3:20 blarg already made mistake LMAO

[@Hannyakumaa]

21:20 MUDARD LMFAOOOOO

[@pzyko21]

holy fuck a new uno video, amazing.

[@ST4RB0Y_6]

Certified blarg moment

[@autumn614]

Lol the bot at the top

[@imjustthinking7191]

Lmao I was dying the whole time 😂

[@catchemup_jon636]

Happy birthday blarf🎉❤

[@proneetghosh6769]

ANOTHER BANGER AHHHHHUHHHHHH

[@pheonix4383]

1:53 the chosen one

[@juanix9948]

i cam't stop 🗣️🔥

[@KODmain]

I CAN’T STOP 😔😩

[@yumyumramirez]

Lets goo!! Another UNO vid, boys!! We all been waiting for this one! 💯

[@zenicbro]

38:13 nice post malone reference SMii7y

[@sirbluepandarushi7067]

That thumbnail is crazy lmao

[@zaktilion1636]

Happy birthday Blarg

[@dicews]

Grizzy got that watermelone

[@ArachnidVT]

new uno video time to hear screams and kill my ears

[@Gizmo42Rodeo]

yumi broke it because he chained the 2 black guys together.

[@xor5466]

0:09 ayyyoooo what

[@mustangsquad3029]

35:21 that one scene of the ghost stories dub

[@giornogiovannaniwaumigaaru609]

the thumbnail 💀

[@Kaiju_Fans_Memes]

0:44 Joe Biden be like

[@football_-1234]

Happy birthday blarg

[@LiamDeege]

Watching this and a stream at the same time

[@mrbeen4662]

Blargs profilepic is a character on anno 1800

[@patrioticz2858]

30:00 historically accurate, Arabs chaining black and whites lol.

[@l1ft0ff-ug3jg]

Happy birthday unc

[@thegamingwitch]

0:47 Best Smii7y Stroke moments

[@victoriacampbell309]

Of course they put Grizzy by the watermelon

[@terifictaylor1076]

27:51 crazy that he says that without Dooo there

[@bigsamwilliams5897]

Attention hot single dogs in your area 😂😂😂😂

[@tabbyshade06]

its bad that i know just dance songs by the character, like the carrot grizzy was talking about at the beginning is popipo by hatsune miku... i think... my memory may be lying to me

[@Poly-vo7st]

Frog, love

[@devilsknight]

Did i miss it, or did none of them notice grizzy is over the watermelon?

[@opticmidnight2629]

Looks like one of the characters from Anno 1800

[@SullySadface]

Everyone has Uno except me but at least I don't have people to play it with either way.

[@Jacobmodestep]

Yay new blarg video!!!!!!

[@FireFlyBoy16]

Ye boy the finger game!

[@gamertron9998]

Keep it up Matt, smash that like button, mates

[@Razgriz85]

Ubisoft will release a new gamemode for Uno, but won't fix the servers.

[@skyrise1233]

These jokes were totally okay 👍

[@silverwolf1859]

1:46 black Abraham Lincoln is not racist it's just Disney

[@ghostinng274]

Dislike the bots bruh, God damn. Great video tho, blerg

[@Winder_Storm]

Bro blarg why did you pack that as the thumbnail 😂

[@Emmett.Spaghett]

Bruh why did it put Grizzy on the watermelon 😭

[@xxhogan6595]

Not grizzy going for a cross map in uno 22:20

[@FredbearOfficial]

Blarg I'd think youd have a real good time playing Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

[@wrathofthesage]

wow, the game put grizzy on the watermelon XD

[@BlissWorldGaming]

BANGER!!

[@Fals26362]

I MINUTO YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@Nahyoudontgetthat]

Let's play the mysteriously wet finger game

[@fiiv3s]

1:00 Huh...did Matt used to be a regular editor for Scotty or was that just a random one time thing?