I Need the Arcades Back NOW!!

Today we talk about A.I. and the wonderful Arcades of the 80's and 90's!!

[@tonejunkeee]

Each of these should be released on Laserdisc and bundled into a deluxe box set

[@mattbtv]

Would buy

[@upclosepersonal]

It's hard to believe that not everyone in this world is watching this show. My jaw hurts from laughing so much. This Guy kills me every time. 😅😂 awesome show Bro🔥🔥

[@ruict]

It was great meeting you this morning. Made my day. Big hug.

[@BitHead1000]

Ha! No….. that made my day. Seriously, I was having doozy until I met you guys. It was a pleasure.

[@Pupppeteer]

Those long silences at the beginning are definitely a man thinking...can i afford a coffin or should i just carve out a tree and hope for the best! But thats the energy that fuels the greatest video game program in the history of human civilization!!!!

[@JGRICH61]

🥇

[@MasterRoshi8974]

I truly do appreciate you doing this show for us all these years and I hope you enjoy it too 🙏

[@ShaneMcGrath.]

Random comment to boost that algorithm! Will watch the greatest video game program in the history of human civilisation later on.

[@TeaBeeAdventures]

Remember men, thumbs up and comment on every video. And make sure you ring that bell so that you don't miss a single video.

[@SaberToothGary]

Hahaha, I fuckin love this channel, thank you bro!! CHEERS!!

[@ladyrowsdower1661]

😂 Oh my gosh! I nearly choked on my food. You really had my husband and I cracking up tonight over your stories Bithead!

[@BitHead1000]

Now go watch Logan’s Run together……it will test any marriage!!

[@ladyrowsdower1661]

@@BitHead1000 lol, okay. My husband actually did acquire a nice copy of Logan's Run a while back. We just haven't watched it yet. We'll watch it and let you know what we think next time.

[@upclosepersonal]

Lol. Now go watch Logan Run hahahaha.... 😂​@BitHead1000

[@kentendo44]

Thanks. Working alot. I am a Diesel Mechanic. Thanks for your channel.

[@Chris-rt8rq]

Great work 😂👍

[@chadzulu4328]

Man, this is the best.

[@RemoWilliams1227]

Another banger bro, being a married man this channel is necessary for my mental health 😂

[@mtshark7]

Awesome episode Jessie!😊

[@TheGamerNerd025]

YES!!!!! BITHEAD1000 ON A SUNDAY! MY WEEKEND IS COMPLETE 😎I NEED THE ARCADES BACK TOO BROTHER!!! I'm sure they're around somewhere in the U.S. ROAD TRIP!!! :)

[@GASHPAN]

We need to send Bithead to the Galloping Ghost Arcade to do a live stream with their 1,000 arcade machines! I’M IN!

[@BitHead1000]

Just bring me to heavy barrel and make sure it has an ashtray

[@namenameson9065]

The more apocalyptic the show gets the more I enjoy it.

[@BryanReaper]

Finally gettting by on my true self…. And this guy here has no idea his insanity kept me so others sain. No words to love of this man. My package made 3 years ago covered in dust is getting out of tomb. Cheers and salute to the Bithead 1000 army captain .

[@mattbtv]

Magical Crystals looks awesome. As if we needed further proof the show was pre-destined to reveal these hits to us. Ordained hits. What a find. What a show! Imagining what a Bithead1000 Arcade would look be like. Maybe just a warehouse sized version of the Shed, lined wall to wall with cabinets, oh and a lift where you can change your oil.

[@BitHead1000]

It would be a cigarette vending machine against the walls. And an ashtray on every arcade.

[@mattbtv]

@@BitHead1000 I'm already putting my quarters on the bezel to call next game.

[@kobakusu]

New video? Lets goooooo 🤓

[@SuperHighTechGamer]

Bring the arcades back now. I remember when you had to go places to have fun.

[@crazyfrogmix]

You're absolutely right about that diet crap. What's the point of getting old anyway? It's not like there's any social security left anymore. May as well live like a real man while you can.

[@RebeleneM]

We need a link to Patreon!

[@BitHead1000]

Working on it!

[@RebeleneM]

​@@BitHead1000 Thank you, sir.

[@RebeleneM]

The impressions of your wife are hysterical! I wonder what my husband's impressions of me sound like? I know he does them 😅

[@BitHead1000]

If you heard him at work your jaw would hit the floor

[@RebeleneM]

​@@BitHead1000No doubt 😂

[@briandain8432]

I'm finishing my latest Lego Castle Grayskull!! Jawbridge Opens to He-man standing there... 3 inch He-man allows so many more options.

[@fossil-bit8439]

Man, Omega Man was such a great film!

[@chriswilson9331]

Jesse I know exactly what you're talking about with the Maverick. My friend let me drive his 2025 Toyota Camry hybrid, doing the regenerative braking is like a game to see how good the fuel mileage can get. Glad you found something you enjoy man 👍

[@peashooterdeluxe4766]

I’m in

[@figgyfox8465]

There's a game that i can't recommend enough, it's an arcade game and i think it's right up your street, it's a future sports game and the first thing i ever did was decapitate the goal keeper from the kick off! I really can't remember what it's called, it's an early 90's game and i think smash is in the title, maybe someone here knows it?

[@asilver50]

28:05 That reminds me of what my mom used to say, "when life gives you lemonade, you make lemons."

[@_clownworld]

Hey Bit-head, long time listener here. Me and my fiance are having our first baby girl next month can you give us some tips and what to expect? Love your show! -John and Cindy from Chicago

[@BitHead1000]

Shitty diapers

[@MrBacchus18]

@@_clownworld no sleep

[@bloodeagle6458]

55:44 "radio, live transmission radio, live transmission"😂😂😂

[@Darkbeatdk]

When it comes to those AI videos, check out the Final Fight Panavision one. It’s awesome! Great video as always!

[@jasonsteverson4609]

Do run run is a solid game. You didn't throw the ball! Bounce it off the wall and get out of the way. Mega point multipliers. Go under logs to roll them on the baddies. You gotta play it again!!

[@briandain8432]

I found Logan's Run on Blue ray!! Watched it with my Parents cuz they were alive when it came out. Logan was Romeo's scene stealing cuz'n.

[@VoidManufacturing]

I had a lifted Bronco XLT , 93 like the OJ mobile. It worked like the biggest piece of shit in life. The Windsor kept blowing hoses and the thing took bumps like Sonny Bono. Eventually the Steering column snapped and the suspension dropped like a girl on prom night. I bought a copy of Little Samson with the cash when I sold it.

[@TheRestartPoint]

Dang its a shame Jesse didnt do Elevator Action Returns. That game is so awesome. Great Saturn game too. Raiga Strato Fighter is great too. You can get that on a TECMO collection on the OG XBOX

[@briandain8432]

Standing in line waiting at Walmart I noticed this little Red Gameboy Rip-off for $10, thought why not? Insane how little it weighs, full color, 200 Atari era games... I've been playing ExciteBike for the first time in like 35 years. Simple is irreplaceable.

[@zachary_attackery]

I went to test drive a Maverick today. My mom is helping me with the down payment so she insists on coming with me. I played her your advices video recently talking about how great it is and she said "well now I wanna ride in one after hearing him talk about how great it is" and 2 minutes into the test drive she says "wow I guess that guy was right, this thing rides great". I was a little worried about the size since I'm 6'4" but it seemed pretty comfortable, especially comapred to the Tacoma which I couldn't even get my fuckin head in

[@BitHead1000]

Awesome! That’s great man. I’m the same height, no issues. Good luck!!

[@soundandvision77]

Wow I thought Boo Berry was only scarce in Canada. Turns out it was hard to find everywhere!

[@benjaminbutler7737]

Alex Baldwin made an appearance at the skeet shooting at the Olympics. I think it was too soon.

[@videogameobsession]

45:31 Galaxy Force II is an awesome game. The 3DS is my favorite way to play it now. M2 did an amazing conversion of it. The stereoscopic 3D effects on it are probably the best you will ever experience in a video game. They really pushed that system. I can't believe they got it essentially running at 120 frames per second, and even on the on the launch edition 3DS no less. I'd say go grab it before Nintendo shuts down the 3DS eShop but oops.. too late. They shut it the hell down. There is still hope though... Luckily Sega released a physical copy for the first handful of Sega 3DS 3D M2 games, and it also has many other great games, including Thunder Blade (arcade version, not the awful Genesis port), Sonic, Altered Beast, Power Drift (arcade), Fantasy Zone II, and even some bonus SMS SegaScope 3D games. Well worth getting.

[@bionicwolf3342]

Fellow Long Island trash reporting in sir 🫡

[@asrarfazli7768]

I wanna move to demons land aka USA. I also modded a ps2 with every Super Nintendo game ever to release to the public market. Sega was my first system then super N.

[@VenjerSixx.]

Hell yes!

[@deadwafflez9685]

I'm smoking a joint in Greg's honor right now.

[@LoverofTruth1]

You are becoming more and more bitter each day, like me. I am 43 and can't leave the house without losing my cool. I can't even do simple tasks without wanting to end everyone around me. Twilight zone dude twilight zone.....

[@PabstOban]

I was probably 7 or 8 years old… and there was a small seedy arcade at the shopping center down the street. I used to load up my Kangaroo sneakers with quarters and play Karate Champ and Elevator Action. Good times.

[@ronnienoneyabusiness2844]

we need kangaroos you can hide a strap in these days....

[@BitHead1000]

Elevator action was fun. I wanted to get to the ground floor.

[@jeffperteet2327]

Walton's theme beat off skin

[@Will-qv3db]

Awesome hairstyle!

[@BitHead1000]

It’s called the scratching post.

[@-Rottenapple-]

When a game doesnt work, you probs just need to change the emulator(depending on what emulators are installed). Its very simple to do on batocera platform. Not sure what your device is using.

[@thesolidsnakealpha]

Jesse, it's time to stop the TRT It appears to be having the reverse effect

[@KunaX3]

"invention is the mother of necessity" the rotting brain of bithead1000

[@asrarfazli7768]

Who’s ready to watch the first ai movie that’s a horror film 🫡

[@dogsauce19]

bithead coming in hot! Let's go!

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

Ooh, long pause.... this is gonna be a good one!

[@badgerthegrouch]

Does your wife watch the show? Just curious.

[@BitHead1000]

We are still married. What do you think?

[@videogameobsession]

It's the other way around man.. I Am Legend (the novel) came out in 1954. Omega Man (1971) actually copied THAT! I liked both. Logan's Run is also very good.

[@PunkNDisorderlyGamer]

It’s funny how your brother in law says you paid too much for your truck, I hope it’s not the brother that borrows your tools and returns them broken.

[@BitHead1000]

No, this is the guy that drops off weed whackers generators and lawnmowers like I’m a repair shop

[@shonuff74gaming53]

I feel your pain, was once married to a Spanish woman and her family same shit brother thank god it's over.

[@crazyfrogmix]

You made it out with your balls? Congrats!

[@shonuff74gaming53]

@@crazyfrogmix my balls and my Pride fully intact. But I was left with the death stare.

[@mattsweeney3790]

Love the Maverick talk. Definitely want one.

[@m_clarke]

Omega Man....Charlton Heston.

[@BikerBenny]

30:55 😂😂

[@Sodaholic6502]

You wanna see the best arcade of all time? Past Times in Girard, Ohio. You're in NY, right? It's a drive, but doable. I was just there for the first time last night, it's amazing. 20 bucks and you've got an all-day pass on free-play games til they close at 11PM. Pinball and video games in a literal warehouse sized building, booze and food, it's great.

[@QCJSiteB]

Nah man, I'd like the steelies. I'd powdercoat them black or something, but aint nothing wrong with steelies on a small pickup.

[@KevinBigJoe]

"I AM LEGEND" is the name of the Will Smith movie you were trying to think about.

[@jasonsteverson4609]

You've just "reached that level on the 'gay'ge". Good thing you have the stang to balance it out....for now. Hahaha

[@markangelo4083]

A.I is the computer in 2001 A Space Odyssey, not this junk we have now.

[@bloodeagle6458]

Just start a treatment

[@jonryuri5533]

creat a ps5 crystal glass please

[@KerryWoolley-d5l]

The WHO , WEF and UN Will make your dreams come true 😅.

[@devgoon]

Hi from CT

[@LawnDart98k]

I'm sick of your antics, Javiel.

[@newgameaaaa]

At :045 you said after 38 just drop dead. After 38 everything went downhill. Well guess what. My birthday is in 2 days and I will be 39. I also live on Long Island. Yeah the mosquitoes suck.

[@HeroicRecaps]

how does a costco employee afford a new car this guy is basically living off of his puerto rican wife

[@nic2098]

Start golfing trust me

[@kael215]

FRUIT BRUTE!

[@vacantseaofplanets]

Dude look up the Saxon cover of Ride Like The Wind

[@KunaX3]

There's Elevator Action Returns, which looks fun.

[@nixpix44]

One day, Crocs will have shirts and pants made out the Crocs material. I see it being sold exclusively at Walmart

[@sampsoncreech]

Quit Whining you queen 🎉

[@jasonsteverson4609]

Hey Jesse!!

[@OMGpandemic]

I fixie! I fixie!

[@Libraryking90]

GRAB THE CAKEEE !!!!

[@BikerBenny]

5:33 the moment of truth ☕️ 🥵 🥵

[@GiveBackWhatIO]

I agree. At least I have 2 in my area. What...... what did you say?!? An animator?! How the f did you get there?! Your job was in California!!

[@djklink20009]

great i'm 39 this year

[@nicwelch]

Same here. I swore I would never see 40 but here we are, marching forward!

[@garyfranks2586]

Poor Baby

[@figgyfox8465]

If you hold down the a button immediately after starting those games that didn't work or didn't work properly you should be able to choose a different emulator and get them working

[@BitHead1000]

Thank you

[@georged7627]

Haviel should have accountability 😂

[@ViegasSilva]

TintinHead

[@sclsaucington1011]

There are wild dogs all over Puerto Rico. I got chased by one on the beach in the middle of the night. I had never felt that rush of survival instinct like that where I was actually running for my life.

[@oasisbeyond]

Sliders?

[@maveferdykrueger2899]

I'm 38 right now😅

[@JohnnyRebel1776]

Memorial Day 😂

[@jmogler]

Damn, there a 3 month delay on vids now?

[@AjFatal]

I thought I heard that wrong. I had no idea Yesse was canning stuff… So glad he isn’t burning himself out trying to film and drop stuff immediately! Good on him!

[@BitHead1000]

I’m a little behind on my editing

[@mattsweeney3790]

Yea I already knew yessi had a maverick. Might have been the thing to push my wife over the edge (I REALLY want her to get one, she needs a new car).

[@jmogler]

Memorial day? Dude, you just uploaded this video an hour ago. wth?

[@MrBacchus18]

You are a time traveler and experienced a brief time slip or Jessie is just a bit behind releasing the episode.

[@profcity3411]

You're too persuasive Bithead! You got me buying a Ford Maverick now!!

[@BitHead1000]

You’re gonna love it

[@MrBacchus18]

@@profcity3411 plunk for for alloy though 🙂

[@madly909]

lol

[@211inprogress]

Most of the Arcades are full of touch screen gambling machines now. 💩

[@BikerBenny]

4:40 we need hidden cam footage of Javiel and your wife ‼️ 😂😂😂😂😂 The barbecue would have been perfect