I Need YOU For My Gay Militia

[@aliceinwonder1and]

UPDATE: 24 hours in, 250/500 spots reserved! Thank you so much for all of your support, these are going quick. There's plenty of time yet so if you're a little late to the party watching this video please don't think you will miss out! I suspect it will be a few more days before all the spots are filled. I have big plans for the future of my channel and I'm hoping this will help me fund them. Cheers Alice

[@cashbanucita0025]

I want one but I can't order it because I don't currently have an address 😢 Sad glort!

[@ZombieExpert115]

Having issues with the payment request. The email for my PayPal request was tied to the incorrect email I have on file

[@Nikkidafox]

WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT OUR CHAINS (oppression) AND NOTHING TO GAIN BUT OUR CHAINS (kinky)

[@Yuumicorn]

cute sona :3

[@ritorules1442]

Yay the furry replies

[@Nikkidafox]

@@Yuumicorn Thanku :3

[@scirrhia_kruden]

Through victory, our chains are broken.

[@demoniccheesepuff274]

​@@scirrhia_kruden hell yeah nice one Sithster 🔥

[@Nikkidafox]

QUESTION: Does the cute curly haired girl come with the shirt?

[@aliceinwonder1and]

no she gives good hugs i will keep her for now

[@Sofia.konopa]

Hell ya lets do it queer army born

[@anonimes4005]

@@aliceinwonder1and nooooooooooooo :( :( :( :(

[@ensorceledd2080]

is she sold separately? and where??

[@mairaineplayzgames2205]

@@ensorceledd2080 pretty sure Alice got her on the kiwi interwebs for slave trade

[@mikkiemalice]

as someone who is both a girl who kisses girls and a boy who kisses boys, will i get a special ranking? i'm going double the gay over here

[@hecktangle6578]

spec ops unit :3

[@sauceru99]

Do a spin Chole! Also Chole: *Dies like a Skyrim NPC*

[@codylox41]

"I want peace, and I want to take that peace, by force" had me dying Alice

[@puppetguy8726]

I am hereby volunteering to join the not queer section of the queer army! 🫡

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Welcome aboard! We love allies!

[@Seras-Flynt]

"Show the world how gay you are" I try every day but this will make it so much easier.

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Hahahaha

[@PatchyTheP]

THE QUEER ARMY WILL PREVAIL

[@Toby-ec7rw]

Yaaaaaas

[@PatchyTheP]

@@Toby-ec7rw slay

[@AlexQuinn-f2r]

"On October 28th, Alice will make you a girl kisser and you will see why 1984... won't BE like 1984"

[@Tr.e.e.]

GLORT o7

[@PatchyTheP]

@@Tr.e.e. hello tree

[@Gharbad_the_Weak]

Chloe doing that slow turn for as long as she did is somehow one of the funniest things I've seen all month.

[@DangerAngelous]

Note to self, attempting to skirt spinny but without skirt is unstable, likely dangerous…

[@ICallTop42]

Instructions unclear: took over denmark

[@iiiiitsmagreta1240]

Hey, thanks a bunch!! I’ll let all my ace friends know and I’ll be there ASAP with loads of garlic bread ❤️

[@ICallTop42]

@@iiiiitsmagreta1240 ooo good reinforcements, turns out one non-ace femboy cant handle the entire denmark police force and military alone 😔

[@Seras-Flynt]

OMW ALICE'S MOM JUST DROPPED!❤

[@MauiDown]

So what if Business Alice has no muscles, so what if people say she can't dance, she CAN sell the hell out of merch! Super excited for these, I can't wait to get my shirt! 🥳 I know doing merch yourself can be an absolute bear, so an extra thank you for doing these Alice.

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Thank you haha. It’s going to be a fun few weeks XD

[@AlexQuinn-f2r]

As someone who accidentally tore a hole in my wall because I was trying to unplug a vacuum cleaner- I can compensate for a lack of muscle

[@Kcthetransgirl]

I don't kiss girls, or boys, I'm ace, but I do manufacture ghost guns in my basement. Does that qualify me? :3

[@deimos351]

Do you kiss the guns?

[@Kcthetransgirl]

@deimos351 ...yes

[@nregames8447]

so this is what all those adverts meant when they said: "Be the best" It's a British Army advert for those outside the UK

[@Seras-Flynt]

#69 and #420 are the shiny rare variants of the merch😅

[@joeyj6808]

For *real* LGBTQA self defense in the USA, contact your local SRA. The Socialist Rifle Assn is a queer-friendly, accepting and supportive group that promotes self defense, esp in our current fraught climate. We defend us.

[@Seras-Flynt]

Woooo i love the embroidery so rare to have that on merch!!!

[@emjots]

*i would sign any paper this woman put in front of me with no hesitation*

[@NovaLuster]

I was part of a gay militia once. The problem was getting all the conscripts to march in unison without looking like the rockets.

[@QALibrary]

Very well done on the T-shirt - you hit it way out of the park

[@aliceinwonder1and]

:)

[@Thecrazyvarigoshipper]

I kiss both :3

[@collexig]

real

[@emily36130]

I kiss neither :3

[@Drag0n647]

I am curious(bicurious never kissed a guy)

[@macdongr]

I kiss both too! :3

[@KatieGimple]

@@Drag0n647 Guys taste funny

[@georgec3351]

Alice has really nailed the NZ Politician trying to get you to vote for them vibe with this video

[@Cdr2002]

Your aura in the thumbnail is iconic And the business mogul vibes are so on point

[@Theo_the_cat_guy]

Always happy to see an up and coming supervillain start her career, may your victories be plentiful, and your enemies rent asunder by your iron fist!

[@CMNGaming]

yooooo new alice video, today is a good day

[@aqema]

Just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank God I don't know, but today seems kinda odd

[@thomascorbett709]

0:01 HOLY SHIT! Those chairs jumpscared me. You truly are a kiwi. (I have near identical chairs sitting outside)

[@unsolved86]

I kiss everyone so can I join a special military unit?

[@Roxy53280]

you obtained an entire person just to have them rotate continuously for 10 minutes

[@therealpizzagirl]

I’m so proud to be a member of your army!!!! One of the stats they released recently is Alice’s army is one of the fastest developing militias in the entire world.

[@EllieFromTheShadows]

Does the 69th and 420th numbered shirts get an addition "nice" on them with the signature? O_o

[@hotdogbrained]

You know, i just cant say no to this offer! (this may or may not be related to the gun)

[@PK-999]

That winged logo is so just so damn cool. Any decent brand with half a sense of style should join forces and make a whole product line with it.

[@disappointedcreeper]

Us aces have already taken denmark we can form an allegence

[@QALibrary]

Hi, Alice's mum - you are wonderful - not sure how you cope with Alice's megalomaniac tendencies! Was she always like this or did it start when she started with the hormone therapy?

[@lostkea6501]

I've already put in my papers, ma'am 😇 o7 It might be all the other custom things I've collected over the years, but $50 all-inclusive for a limited-run item with potentially long-distance shipping was a welcome surprise!

[@SonjaTheDork]

I so badly wish I had the money to pick up one of these but I won't be able to make it unless there's still available at next paycheck. I LOVE the support you've gotten though!!

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

I'm undercover right now, so a shirt saying "i'm a target" is probably not smart for me. The shirt looks great though!

[@nicolefloof]

Huuugs!🤗🤗🫂🫂🥰 I’m so proud of you, Alice! 🤗🤗🤗 Also: Chloe is sooo tiny!!!! 🥺🥺🥺

[@delacreaux]

To anyone considering not watching the whole video, you will miss some adorable cat interactions!

[@infinitivez]

YAAAAY! Finally, another piece of garb to go with my Queer Army uniform! At last, I can wash these fatigues I've been wearing for years.

[@Jaccolades]

I did promise to buy some merch if you got round to making some. I'll get right on that commander! o7

[@ChipsDubbo06]

I’m not quite sure what I’ve stumbled across here, but I love it

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Check out my other vids!! Im not always in business mode!!

[@TyG-wk1uf]

Yeah I’d join that

[@SamanthaSerrano-p9n]

I wouldn't just join it. i would command it.

[@dafneorlow]

1:50 🤣 Ok, I'm on board!

[@zecfae9453]

Why does this excite me… in certain ways

[@cobalt2672]

That suit is a killer look on you!

[@donotperceivethefrog]

If I wasn't broke and unemployed currently I'd grab one for sure. Guess I'll just have to wait for whatever comes next

[@DangerAngelous]

I am simple girl, I order first, ask questions about literally any important information pfffft sometime later~~~~ cute shirt whooo 😙💚💚💚

[@realname4625]

I just put in my order and then continued watching just to hear that i need to order a size down

[@aliceinwonder1and]

You can send me an email to [e-mail] and I can edit your order if you need xx

[@slayerkeith8304]

Alice, you did Chloe dirty with the box comment 😂

[@tjarsun]

6:10 omg I love your cat 😺

[@geoduckgeoscience4300]

LOVE THE DESIGN! If they're still available after I get paid I look forward to ordering mine :D

[@specterlantern]

I love that suit and eye shadow.

[@Kristen-g8m]

This was so cute! I Love This! and your mom is a sweetheart ❤

[@Skylikesavation]

I kind of want it but I also am very picky about my clothes and wouldn't be confident I'd wear it so sadly I'm going to have to let everyone else have the fun

[@michaellind3653]

O M G you slayed that outfit!

[@SuperMrAntisocial]

This is appealing both for supporting a cool creator, and I'm a sucker for limited editions of...everything. Btw, can one pay a little extra for a Chloe signature as well? :D

[@atlaswells1681]

Am I the only one who still listened to the whole video to hear Alice's voice.... Ps. Alice you have a very pretty voice

[@ashmacbrid6056]

Order form filled 😸

[@Waverunner-2D]

I appreciate the professionalism with which you handle that centurion, it deserved more love. Keeping your finger outside the guard is a move only a true queen would know. May your journey be successful, and I wish you the best of luck on the battlefield.

[@toastedpotato]

Let's gooooo! Merch!

[@oneannoyingjester]

Merch I never knew I needed. I will gladly join the militia!

[@Trivexter]

Just put in my form!!!! Can’t wait!!!!!!!!

[@fairongaming9347]

As long as you keep paying me a good wage, so that I can eat, which I no longer can currently, I am in.

[@lemonlordminecraft]

I have thought of nothing funny to say but am legally obligated to leave a comment. Blungus!

[@HotDogTimeMachine385]

Mooooom, Alice is being scary and cool again!

[@cyrussoxlegion]

Alice i love that suit! it looks incredible on you!!!💙

[@RoweSandberg]

Wow, thay suit is LOUD!

[@T1C]

50 usd for a shirt and shipping surely is sold at loss to the US/Canada, shipping alone would be 40.

[@mauritsbol4806]

4:20 NONONONO you honorary judge, you got us completely wrong. Alice might have blown a building but this is DEFINITELY NOT A CULT. Let alone a terrorist organisation. I plead innocent. -Madam you plead innocent? That sounds pretty bottom. -Touché.

[@AlexQuinn-f2r]

"Are you telling me a trans girl just happens to fall like that? No, she orchestrated it! Alice!"

[@jackfn12]

keep up the work

[@mskaira302]

I shall join. Admittedly I am not a front line soldier type. But Fear not, I will be in the back to medical and resupply needs. With me, those on the front will never need for supplies. They will be well fed, supplied, and kept medically sound. Sincerely yours.

[@lostkea6501]

Ah, a fellow member of the Logistics division 😁

[@mskaira302]

@@lostkea6501 No army can survive without a good logistics team behind them, even the mighty queer army.

[@nisagomez4366]

Sending mom a hug! ❤

[@n.henzler50]

I have a tattoo on my forehead that says "*DO NOT ARM ME*" in big, bold letters. Is that going to complicate my enlistment process?

[@mairaineplayzgames2205]

Dear Alice before i decide on joining your army, there is one thing i would like to know: what are the sleeping arrangements like? also: thats a cute cougar! and the cat is adorable to! ALSO, ALSO: Chloe is suuuuper adorable!!!!!!!

[@gothicshark]

oh and put my info on the document, and yes that is my full legal name. When given a chance to make a legal name, I included everything, because as a Trans woman I want the power to use my online name as a name.

[@eyarberman-roth7868]

Congrats on the Merch! Also, I'm 4'3, so it'd be really funny to stand next to you, Alice 🤣

[@phantom_god_999]

"Don't read it that will spoil the surprise." 😂😂😂

[@bregnevakker5404]

Good luck with the merch. 🙂

[@loxiabun]

Business Business Business! 😊

[@notears316]

I only order custom items if they are hand delivered by the creator

[@ZombieExpert115]

I love this

[@Laurathespookygal]

QUICK I MUST FIND A TAPE MEASURER S T A T Also I hope shipping to Japan won't be too hard qwq

[@Bromopar]

I want to join the Queer Army, but I am not gay. I am a cross dresser though, does that make me queer enough? Can I get in on waivers?

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Queer enough and besides Allies are always welcome!!

[@PsychologicallyDamagedGremlin]

These look so cool Alice, sadly I am but a poor student from the fake country (aus) so our cash rate is awful

[@KyaraNB]

I'm late for the shirt but hope I'm not too late for enrol in the army. I can be the army's chef, pizza for everyone!

[@octillionZ]

ugh i wish you came out with this next month my financial assistance is so closeeeeeeee

[@DoctorWishcraft]

Don't need to watch, I'm already in 🤝🏻

[@BlightningBrightling]

Oh...I guess I got in on the sign up thingy in time. Hooray for fomo! Now, to see if I was the 69th or 420th caller.

[@johannesviljoen9656]

equipment list? how are the gays being armed? is the shirt lined with kevlar?

[@jaymartindale3020]

Wish i had a job so i could afford this, next time though . . . *runs back 3 yards* *distant gruncle stan voice* "next time!!!"

[@estenslop]

SIR YES SIR OOORAH!

[@DAFLIDMAN]

Peace through superior QUEERNES o7

[@ez9566]

Such a philantropist^^

[@sammysadventure8946]

OMG, now that I'm Trans I am actually Straight again ... am I still allowed to join the Army?

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

The trans overrides the straight, you're still queer, but you might have some paperwork to transfer to a new unit though.

[@sammysadventure8946]

@LegorocketsAnimation ah seit. I'm not good at this. Which form is that?

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

I think it's MJYAAFK06

[@JoyceyQueen]

Oorah!

[@fabotond]

we are not a cult, anyway that was fast, i already got the paypal request. we are not a cult

[@insert-name-here6777]

Totally not. We are a paramilitary unit.

[@fabotond]

for the Interpol officer investigating here: no we are not a paramilitary unit

[@insert-name-here6777]

@@fabotond *quickly kicks rifle under the shelf*

[@gooogooogaaagaaa]

WE MUST JOIN