I NEED YOU!

[@thespiffingbrit]

If you want to be a wonderful guinea pig and participate in my test tomorrow ahead of the stream this weekend then you can do so here: discord.gg/J6dAz45ntq And The Stream kzbin.infor8fJtFZ4YwQ?feature=share

[@_TSB]

@@thespiffingbrit I sadly cannot join for my Minecraft is bugged and won't allow me to play online. Have a nice day

[@quantemwensday]

*a house is not a home without wilkins coffee*

[@unlimited971]

Hi. Where did you get your avatar? Were you inspired by bob lennon?

[@wolfdeer1882]

Can i Join on ps5

[@mdspaghetti4949]

What time is Tuesday test?

[@majormoron605]

"Nobody has ever thought to test the limits of human stupidity" Spiff should take a few history lessons...

[@nemesissombria]

No. They tested human stupidity. Spiff is aiming for the top. The utter limit

[@alexhoughton3305]

@@nemesissombria yeah, they've tested that too.

[@chiepah2]

That wasn't what they were testing, that's just what they found.

[@RandomHobo4]

They've tested the limit repeatedly. The problem is the results have always exceeded any form of measurement.

[@hannahgeraghty4201]

Hell, Brexit wasn't even that long ago..

[@soapywater9554]

The children yearn for the mines.

[@johart309]

the dream old as time itself

[@Doktersocks]

Nah, they're just dwarves

[@xhbirohx2214]

ROCK AND STONE

[@relei]

The children yearn fpr the scorched Earth

[@Jorem_K]

I guess thats one way to level the world, get a bunch of other people to do it. And they will come, like rich people paying to work at a ranch

[@matthewzeller5026]

How to get rich: Step 1. Buy a ranch ... Ohhh 😞

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

rich people don't so that, just those with a moderate amount of wealth who want to spend time around horses and cows...for some reason

[@th3oryO]

Bro, even those of us who have land don't want that money, it's too much hassle. People who don't know what they're doing slow things down sooooo much. Teaching people how to do a job takes 3-4x longer than just doing it yourself. Longer if equipment is involved. Now if they like weeding gardens or playing with animals, that could be arranged. Easy money in that case.

[@Solitude1990]

@@ilovefunnyamv2nd Rich people DO do that. For example: they'll pay some "sanctuary" out in Africa somewhere to be a glorified intern that shovels shit all day, but HEY they get to pet baby lions and take pics with them. I'm pretty sure that's what matthew meant

[@matthewzeller5026]

@@Solitude1990 exactly, it's like a vacation so they can brag about all their down to Earth "touching grass" experience for the next 20 years.

[@poetato7344]

Pre stream check list: - creeper farm - sand duper - tnt auto-crafter

[@wrydfell3932]

World eater time

[@Endermann111]

To mine blocks more efficiently of course 😏

[@Copper_Skull_Guy]

You forgot the sugar cane farm, how do you forget that

[@S1AR_DUS1]

@@Endermann111 yes of course. There could never be any adverse effects from dropping tnt onto a platform filled with willing participants

[@djddm8760]

what about tnt duplication?

[@FrozenSolid131]

That's one way to prove the world is flat

[@just_mdd4]

Very creative interpretation.

[@Prophes0r]

This is the supervillain arc where someone FINALLY convinces one of them that the world ISN'T flat, and it breaks them, so they spend the rest of their lives trying to "fix" the world...

[@therobbu]

Even if the world isn't flat, we'll make it such it is

[@EzGainz9877]

@@therobbu no need to get political

[@tomisabum]

🎵You flatten sixteen chunks, and what do you get? Another Spiffsploit, and deeper regret. Server, don't tell me the map you can't load, I owe my soul to the Yorkshire gold.🎵

[@AidanNaut0]

doo doo doo doo dode doodoo

[@traffecone]

Didn't expect to see Tennessee Ernie Ford here!

[@lordqwertythepyromancer3458]

@@tomisabum now i need a full song damn it

[@seanmurry6903]

​@@traffeconein a Fandom full of fallout fans it was only a matter of time 😂 at least it wasn't the ink spots again 😅

[@seanmurry6903]

Also, someone buy this man a beer lol😂

[@smpltxt.]

In Minecraft?

[@bambugameplays7567]

no man, irl

[@RudolfMaster.]

@@bambugameplays7567 leveling earth challenge XD

[@ObviOneKenobi]

@@RudolfMaster. Flat earthers not accepting the world is round be like

[@ShFred]

No… in real life! -Sam Hyde

[@Torta--is--PLUR]

No in CIV 6

[@inakiballesterospolloni3436]

"No one has ever thought of testing the limits of human stupidity" yeah bc we've mathematically proven it's limitless Count me in

[@jeffcarey1776]

Critical wasn’t lying you actually have used various exploits and quantum mechanics to rid your videos of bot comments

[@whytho1690]

Found one before seeing your comment. They just steal other comments.

[@seanmurry6903]

​@@whytho1690hard to manage when you have 4 M subs and regular viewers

[@whytho1690]

@@seanmurry6903 Sorta. But I'm pointing more at YT than the 'tubers.

[@skoshman1]

"No one has tested the limits of human stupidity"? Politicians: "Hold my beer"

[@Prophes0r]

Public: Hey! That's OUR beer! We told YOU to hold it when we went into the voting booth!

[@joepublic6765]

@@Prophes0r Florida man: "My Beer!?"

[@Patriot-Eaglehead]

​@@joepublic6765Yugoslavia man: "Our beer?"

[@danniandersen5858]

@@skoshman1 ho ho ho happy 4th of July!

[@skoshman1]

@@danniandersen5858 It's the 9th! Clearly someone did have a happy 4th. ;)

[@Lovesickcupid31]

Spifftopia 2?

[@thespiffingbrit]

soon tm this is a test ;)

[@livedandletdie]

@@thespiffingbrit You've turned into Blizzard? Using Soon™ so we can expect it, somewhere between tomorrow and the heatdeath of the universe...

[@nemesissombria]

​@@livedandletdie more like DE

[@THE_TRAPPYMAN]

@@thespiffingbrit are cracked account alloyed ?

[@DugdoesDigging]

@@thespiffingbrit tm all ya gotta do is have numlock enabled, and then while holding the alt key, on a keypad press 0 1 5 3 in that order and ya get ™ p cool imo

[@Phidelux]

Spiff spawning a human bot farm ... who saw that coming. :D

[@UlshaRS]

Paypal? But that was about 4 days after the fact XD

[@some1on_yt]

Spiffing brit: "trying to use us as slaves" We: lemme help you out

[@davidmccormick4735]

Nobody sign up, then we can watch Spiff solo mine a billion blocks

[@PravusGaming]

Toss me a "Praise Pravus" and I'll think about it

[@IAmBael]

Is the baby old enough to dig in Minecraft yet?

[@PravusGaming]

​@@IAmBaelOne way to find out!

[@errorhostnotfound1165]

@@IAmBael none are too young to escape spiff's mines

[@Raven-The-Dead-guy]

​@@errorhostnotfound1165Yo 😂

[@cannonfodder902]

Praise Pravus and the Spiffing Brit

[@WaffleMakerDud]

Subscribers Are Perfectly Balanced With No Exploits

[@lixnix2018]

speedrun here we come

[@Darkfiretiger]

I can't believe spiff is trading early access to becoming his free labor force with being his free test labor force, early access peddling tea drinker.

[@FearsomeLAG]

Cries in bedrock.

[@worldspam5682]

As always an L for bedrock

[@WhatsaVaati]

I feel your pain comrade...

[@Mamiya645]

*Spontaneously combusts in bedrock*

[@henriquegomes8401]

I truly do not know if you are talking about the block or the version

[@finchhawthorne1302]

Assuming you mean game edition if you own bedrock on pc you own Java on pc. (As of a relatively recent merge of game version purchase options).

[@AKNeal81]

Imagine a game of CK3 or EU4 where EVERY country is a player!

[@Gamerboy-dk9ld]

Damn charlie wasnt kidding

[@KeizerSosebee]

Holy shit Charlie is right. There are no bots here

[@The_Horizon]

WELCOME TO THE MULTIPAPER CLUB

[@miguel_calcetin]

This is 100% a cover for something else

[@bgonzales817]

I say water level is a good way to avoid a lot of extra work. Oceans, lakes and rivers are already flat.

[@Joe-kc9gy]

But we like working

[@D.KlWA-aG]

@@Joe-kc9gy Get sponebob in here and work em overtime

[@bgonzales817]

@@Joe-kc9gy plenty of mountains that will need leveling and caves that will need filling lol

[@pierrotA]

@@bgonzales817 You forget that you do not only fight against the terrain, you fight against other people stupidity... The water level will not be flat for long...

[@magnateze]

Fun fact: The Scicraft server already succeeded in making a 64x64 chunk hole 5 years ago (about 1km^2)

[@carlodelacruz2552]

The beacons of Spifftopia! The beacons are lit! Spiffing calls for aid!

[@TheBazzterd]

*takes a zip of COFFEE, makes a new world... use the Flat map function... done.

[@marknixon84]

heretic!

[@johart309]

*uses his best Greta impression: HOW DARE YOU

[@chaosenforcerdhm969]

As a professional American/anti British person I have to agree

[@TheMrEwe]

I need help making spiffs flat world vertical.

[@vacantile]

Hello Charlie viewers, thank you for sorting by new.

[@conze3029]

It’s genuinely crazy how there’s just no bots (for now). It’s the least we could expect from the great exploiter

[@xXOFrannieOXx]

Time for the tea!!!!!

[@abdullahajeebi]

people using schematics and building a flatting nuke: you have underestimated me

[@can-fm9jh]

Whoa Spiff, buy me dinner first!

[@ПётрУльянов-в7ъ]

Spif is so british so he decided to destroy the land he can't conquer

[@LabelsAreMeaningless]

Sounds like you're making a mod pack. That seems to be what most of them are (especially the challenge or hardcore packs) 20 years to make a bucket and your first born for a bucket.

[@Olav_Hansen]

As a dutch guy, I am an avid fan of completely flattening a piece of land.

[@sebbes333]

And Rohi... KZbin shall answer!

[@CringyGull]

This will be LEGENDARY

[@KyryloKyrychenko]

Are you going to edge this stream or is it REALLY live in *some negative integer* mins?

[@jtgabry]

@@KyryloKyrychenko edging rn

[@voltagestorm1787]

It's this weekend

[@archuserbytheway]

Edging it makes it explode with popularity

[@charlesfranks1902]

He's caught on, run!

[@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095]

July 13th. {:o:O:}

[@Bananahammock681]

I watch through a potato with a screen that can barely handle 720p. But I watch with joy! Best of luck chaps! For Queenie, may she rule eternal from her perch above or below!

[@miroo7736]

HELL YEAH, FREE LABOUR IN MINCRAFT

[@HaynesEllis]

Penguinz0 wants to know how you don’t have bots in your comments

[@quantemwensday]

*the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup*

[@olivercharles2930]

*worst

[@quantemwensday]

@@olivercharles2930 you obviously never woken up the right way

[@olivercharles2930]

@@quantemwensday What, with incest?

[@Prophes0r]

Folgers makes Bourbon now?

[@quantemwensday]

@@olivercharles2930 is that how you people been doing it? that explains so much

[@じゅげむ-s6b]

at 0:42 hold on, is this that new revolutionary server set up where one server handles the player, and other servers handle different regions, allowing you to effectively scale horizontally for bigger maps instead of vertically?

[@じゅげむ-s6b]

nope nvm, I was so excited that it'll be possible in Minecraft cuz of minestom, I haven't even tried minestom why would I think that

[@KoalaTContent]

1:28 Spiff somehow doesn't know about the US 2020 election

[@johnmcwick1]

Oof, yeah I felt that.

[@7rich79]

The UK had a Leveling Up Minister. It only stands to reason that a Brit creates a department of Minecraft levellers.

[@SpaceStick]

Hmm… on the one hand that sounds like a lot of work but on the other hand that seems like a lot of work

[@SpaceStick]

Unless people are willing to corporate with a world eater

[@WolfiePH]

I cant believe Spiff needs hundreds of people to childproof his minecraft world. Lol

[@ItsaFenyx]

I can't, I have a wedding, I'm pissed. I should have probably specified that I am not the one being wedded here, I am simply a guest going to one of my family members getting married. I am being made to go, and no is not a valid answer, and I've been told no laptop.

[@BaconJeezbrgr]

fr who needs marrying anyway 😭

[@d34drat]

Your not prioritising right. Weddings happen all the time. This is a once in a life time event!

[@charlesfranks1902]

Being pissed at your own wedding gives extra bonus points and memorable photos.

[@calebb5106]

im running a DnD game, sadly im out as well

[@Definitelyantifurryprobably]

Forget it, hope I remember to wake up

[@pheonix4383]

I love watching these kind of experiments, I remember watching a video doing this on a much smaller scale. I’m super exited to watch this

[@lucasdacarinha]

he needs us!

[@thespiffingbrit]

I need you!

[@lukaspc2892]

I love how you disguise a beta test for a server mod as... well... this!

[@thethingofstuff]

I never knew Spiff made Minecraft content

[@dzonymontana69]

I envy you, spifftopia became my comfort show

[@BarghestOfficial]

The content of that voice lounge is impeccable

[@Justhere339]

How do u keep the bots away ?

[@Zordyn]

Spiff: (loses his all money) Spiff after losing his money:

[@DasComrade]

thats approx 268,435,456 blocks

[@Samstercraft77]

light work

[@davidmccormick4735]

It's probably a lot closer to 200,000,000

[@Samstercraft77]

@@davidmccormick4735 or 150M or even much less than that (terrain generally goes up to y64 unless mountains which are balanced out by enormous caves)

[@TheTwober]

Me, an experienced Minecraft modder: *points at my flat world mod* "Duh!"

[@arsenalx7]

My farts are better than the spiffing brit's farts

[@morilamorila2825]

Are you aware, that the most british pub in the most british place ever, uses your youtube-logo as advertisement? "The Vault" lokated litteraly underneath the towerbridge in central London opposite to the tower of london? Its the best bub there is. If you are there order an "old fasioned" and an yorkshire tea. Both are realy good

[@Wezdenn]

This is Child Labor and I am 100% going to be a part of it. I have never been happier to be underage

[@LachlanJeffreyDrew]

Spiff nailed the 3rd person movement of the average Minecraft KZbinr

[@NicoThefourth]

Hmm actually no bots

[@C2Talon]

I better see lots of lava casts, lag machines, obsidian structures at build limit, and withers everywhere... all which help with flattening the world an no other reason... yeah...

[@btmgng4316]

Penguinz0 vid brought me here, checking the comments, how did you manage to not get toxic ass bots in your comment section

[@renderproductions1032]

Time to build a world water and a bedrock remover.

[@AkiyamaKatsuko]

Charlie was right, there aren't any bots in here. Still that cancer will try to find a way around it.

[@catpratt4246]

I literally just finished mining out one whole chunk with 3 of my friends about 10 minutes ago. No. Why. I don't want to mine out more chunks.

[@TheNerdCompany]

Corgis or I’m leaving

[@greenus1737]

The one weekend this summer where I have to go in for work 😭

[@nisso4550]

what are we breaking this time?

[@someone4229]

The world

[@tekeagle2136]

@@someone4229 Good one. 👍

[@andrewgreeb916]

A server in theory, not sure if a server can handle loading every single chunk with 4000 people breaking blocks constantly.

[@interesting9688]

@@andrewgreeb916 the lighting updates alone 🖥🔥

[@Unknown_Genius]

​@@andrewgreeb916 depends more on the server honestly, If he actually plans for that to work properly with 4000 people I really don't want to know how much that one did cost.

[@jamesm1494]

"Nobody has ever thought to test the level of human stupidity" Really?!

[@Oblivion9996]

Hey spiff, what exploit makes your comment section usable?

[@Zaaphod]

Good idea. What will you get is a bunch of trolls placing a 1x1x1 holes in the middle of nowhere, out of sight just to screw with you.

[@jansongin2636]

What version?

[@dragonpineapple7243]

Java 1.20.1-1.20.4

[@julianbesson9284]

I love how you're pushing the meta to the extreme. You're a legend, keep being awesome, Spiff!

[@mrzombiee.m6857]

@thespiffingbrit Why are you not receiving bots in you replies?

[@TAGfrost]

A team of you guys should go after wither skulls to get beacons going for faster mining. There should be a group of people mining iron to create the beacons cuz it doesn't matter what material you build it out of. Cover the area in beacon so everybody can have mining efficiency.

[@CycloneSP]

why bother with that when you can just create a world eater machine instead?

[@Kirjahri2]

literally none of this is happening lol. spiff said that the nether/end were banned,, also all redstone and farms are off limits

[@lyaneris]

@@Kirjahri2 boring xD

[@GaudyMarko]

you know automated mining machines exist if you have the redstone prowess required to make them. That's how mind crack or other similar servers typically accomplish that kind of thing. So you might have a harder time breaking an unofficial world record than you think

[@dzonymontana69]

Heretic!

[@justafoon]

Mods, ban this guy

[@JK7H]

You are underestimating the power of thousands of filthy nerds slaving away for hours

[@olivercharles2930]

Mods, D̴͓̲̫̠̖͚̩̘̣̘̅́͛͌͆͒͊̃͠͝E̷̡̨̛͔̻͙̼̞̰͖̓̓̂̀͐͊̇̚͠͝V̵̢̡̡̛̝̩͇̲̯̩̙̆͂͆͐̓Ȍ̴̧̞̟̯̲̹̪̞̣̭͇̇̇͌͗̐̐̋̀̏͝͝U̷̩͒͊̑̆̈̐̓͘Ŕ̴̛̮̜͓̇̂͛̂̔͐̏͑̔̃ this man

[@olivercharles2930]

@Acevant Another one for the mods 👹

[@ПламенЛипчев]

So the "KZbin live exploit is" delay it more than needed...

[@Sir_Grimcode]

I might be singing diggy diggy hole the entire time

[@segevstormlord3713]

This feels like something the prankster types at Hermitcraft might be fun to reach out to to join in on this.

[@selohcin]

Thank you, sir. Because of you, I just ordered my first tin of Yorkshire tea.

[@michaelsmith2619]

"I need your help to do something absolutely stupid" Me: I'm in

[@sirkriskringle]

WOW ! Good Luck ☘ on that , Can't wait to see the Results 😁👍🏻. SKK .

[@Droz1937]

It's tea or bust...and by bust I mean coffee... Now get flattening!

[@MerlynMusicman]

Can see Y axis factions appearing lol Sounds fun, Good luck!

[@voidbinary]

I'm getting 2b2t chaos era flashbacks on this call.

[@poppyrider5541]

Yeah. They'll be death sqauds running around.

[@GabrieLeung]

Until the world is level? Until the world is perfectly fleet? Me: Why mine down, when we can just build a flat layer on the sky😂

[@BSasafrasK]

Lord Spiffington the Great has called for aid! Last time I remember being on time for an event like this it was a medieval Rust server

[@CaptainJake4617]

How do you sir have no bots when all of Brittania is Plagued?

[@TheOneAndOnlyCatfish.]

The griefing on this world is gonna be insane

[@PixelForge-f9f]

Counter-plan: No one joins. Honestly that's be hilarious.

[@dikbozo]

Spiff needing help to do something stupid... Oh, it is only a Minecraft thing, easy peasy.

[@hellequin.303]

Gonna be running scenario ‘greygoo’

[@MootPotato]

One time I built an enormous automatic redstone sugarcane farm from the bedrock to max build height. It would create 64 or so stacks of sugarcane with a single button press but also lag most of the server. It looked really cool to jump down the middle. The server doesn't exist anymore but they saved the worlds to some files and gave me a copy of it.

[@Jelly_shy_guy_man]

I’ll be destroying stuff, IN MINECRAFT!

[@santi3991]

The childs! The childs Mr. Spiff! The childs yearn for the mines!

[@mmmmmmm856]

my wonderful mother would be glad if i would been given the role of being a tester of this miraculous upcoming Minecraft disaster

[@Warp9pnt9]

Mining a minecraft server, a daunting task, indeed. Mining human stupidity, infinite amusement made to seem effortless by the British.