I Object To This Game!

Your honour! I Object!
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[@alex.mielus]

"An object here and an object there, y-a y-a ooooo" - my wifoo heard you and now she's singing it to me every fucking time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ronaldderooij1774]

I was a salmon swimming upstream the Japanese medium line. Then I got my STB-1. Then I got Himmelsdorf, went to the hill, and was artied in one shot from full health to the garage. I just arrived, had not even seen an enemy, let alone fired a shot. I decided to quit the game. That was many years ago. I never played it since.

[@hetzer7366]

No one cares

[@largoquintili8557]

​@@hetzer7366 I care about this comment, please go to eat your dinner , Mama is not happy Son

[@AntzWar]

Claus, I think you will have to start a support group for all the people who have been traumatized by Wargaming and had to uninstall the game

[@MarkoMakela-kk7qf]

Maybe a community and founding too for the 'post dramatic stress':) of the Russian BIAS and not enlarge the real PTSD in this world:P

[@timmcgreal8024]

I won't uninstall but I WILL join the Support group, for playing therapy reasons!!! 🤪

[@variousmusik4all870]

definitely he has some problems.....but...still make money towards this garbage game WoT....stupids watch these garbage videos....he always cry-baby :/

[@treadheadpete4770]

Every time we object, wg turns it into another tank.

[@marklaplante8675]

"We're just going to watch the game"...said after 4 minutes of ranting about the nerf to the Super Conqueror instead of the numerous objects that "balance" the game. That cracked me up!

[@RR2BOX46]

I object to the object objecting to the object of the actual object, objectively, objecting, and therefore imploding.

[@castlebravoli7]

The muppet 257 at the end also didn't realize there wasn't enough time left to cap

[@robertflint4115]

Mama was right. You can't fix stupid, you just have to wait for it to die. Rock on Tankers 🤘😎

[@UcantFixStupid]

Bingo

[@MarkoMakela-kk7qf]

Or ignore from the start.

[@johncodmore]

2nd game was a muppet show, tier 9 and couldn't figure out HE for the win? I thought I was bad.

[@wretchedexcess1654]

Life is like a box a salmon, swimming upstream.

[@bert2530]

What a freakin muppet, this dude in the 257 1 HE shell would have done it.

[@bretbonner]

Or gold even

[@jcdf2]

Salmon here. Obj vs obj was exciting. The enemy team played well, it was just their over-confidence and greed to get the final kill.

[@roanegaming]

I'm so glad you didn't let it seep in LMAO.

[@serguti]

Love your Videos Claus. I hope you are making millions from KZbin; well deserved.

[@thecellulontriptometer4166]

Generally I would take a medium in the late game. Which is why my highest win rate tank is an OBJ 907. Reload time under 5 seconds(with bond vents), great speed and with bond vert stabs incredible accuracy. It also has a really hard to pen turret. Am I disgusted it’s another OBJ. Yeah, a little.

[@pandabear6428]

I bobjekt..😂

[@victorduffy4459]

Time for lunch and Claus...best time of my work day.

[@Potatotenkopf]

If anything there's a huge LACK of Russian bias considering the KV1 met and fought Pz3's, Pz2's meaning the KV1/KV2/T34 should be tier 3.

[@usernumber4]

"Every tier 10 you got of every nation that has been good, has been nerfed", that are some golden words here. I came back to play for little after stopped in 2017. My tier 10 are Grille 15, Obj140, Obj705A, FV4005, E-100, all these looks like a punching bags on random battles now lol. And my premiums which are Scorpion G and T26E5 with WZ-111 also feel below average =( My unfinished tech trees also goes toward tanks that aren't so good anymore, like Kranvagn. So how can a come back player adapt to this? Start again one of another newly added nation that are OP, which then also gonna be nerfed? Why WG doing same crap until today when people were telling this things, and leaving game because of this even since 2015!

[@singncarpenter6270]

Get out your wallet, that's the only strategy that works.

[@MrSteve0311]

Money and powercreep. They will just keep selling premiums and reward/assembly tanks that are better than the free tanks. It's all money.

[@crevette_farouche]

WhY wArGaMiNg Is NeRfInG tAnKs ThAt ArE wAy BeTtEr ThAn ThE AvErAgE?1!!1!! You remember the Kranvagn hulldown before the nerf? Players remember. Super conqueror is still one of the most played tier 10 because it is a very good tank. Even after the nerf, it has one of the highest third mark requirement of all tier 10 (tech tree) tanks in the game. Fv4005 is and always has been a punching bag unless you believe 20mm of armor is ok for a tier 10? As far as i remember, the 705A was always a mediocre tank (the 705 is a much better tank tier for tier). The E100 (was buffed a few years ago i believe?) is average since several years. Some tier 8 TD can pen his front turret even when angled. If you look at the top 30 tech tanks (tier 10) for the MOE requirement, only a few has been added in the last 2-3 years. WG isn't listening to the player base because most of them are tomatoes whining for nothing.

[@usernumber4]

@@crevette_farouche also WG isn't listening because it is too easy to rely on people like you, who between that chaos on battles and scams in premium shop will always say something like "Its ok guys, we have what we have" and proudly hold his wallet opened to continue feed them. Most of people wouldn't leave if WG were doing what asked by "base player". I don't play this game seriously for long time so don't care and lost belief of the game future, just all i can say is have fun with all this current maps, OP premiums and reward tanks, constant scam sales, loot boxes, arty stuns, 90+ km/h moving LTs, broken spot/concealment and dispersion/aiming mechanic and death in 2 seconds from all these magazine-auto-double guns and many more other issues. All that i'm trying to do now is anything to prevent people come to play this or especially invest into this den of evil.

[@crevette_farouche]

@@usernumber4 The reason why the game is losing players is...because the game is 13-14 years old. Most online games close after a few years. You cry about "OP" tanks, yet you are sad because WG nerfed the kranvagn? Arty stun. Really? Remember when arty was dealing 800+ damage to heavy?

[@johnking1896]

" I saw the Judges head shake, you will be ' Overruled ' on appeal, LOL keep up the good work.

[@jeffms5068]

Hey Claus - (a) Salmon or not/ swim upstream against the current or stay behind the pack downstream: remember, the question is more complicated. Swimming upstream is required to MATE, so does "going with the flow" mean behaving like a Salmon and swimming upstream for your final BIG EVENT, or staying downstream for "no fun for you"? (b) Not only do I OBJECT, but "J'Accuse" WG of not making the GAME (overall) better but rather making the Russian tank line better. (c) Great match for the 452K and he did play very well; however, I would posit his win was courtesy of [1] the two muppets at the end when he was tucked into that corner, and [2] the huge RNG favor when his last opponent gets ZERO damage on him with FOUR rounds. Standard doctrine says the defender has a 3:1 advantage, but I guess Clausewitz didn't take muppets into account.

[@jp536]

Whenever I see these tanks I focus them as much as possible. Sometimes it doesn't work, but I've messed several up with the KPZ 03 with it's DPM. I just laugh sometimes though at the game anymore how ridiculous it is.

[@jack-xf6il]

I object! Thanks Claus!

[@alanfindlay3233]

Wonderfully Objective commentary. Up vote.

[@robbyrocksoo]

Reward points are great Claus. Remember when you had enough points to get your damn muffin? Lol. That story was hilarious.

[@williamarnold1552]

Was not expecting that ending on the second match.

[@Chuckles..]

The last match, the Obj 257 didn't just make a few mistakes, he was just _really really_ bad.

[@darylsapergia3663]

That last object game was a good one.

[@kayukthebruh5601]

7:16 the self discipline to not say it hhahahahahahah

[@nedporkus8602]

This video was a good object lesson.

[@Blush290]

Glad to see you didn't let it influence the commentary LOL

[@mmkrk4071]

Talking about stupidity of the developers - what about losing streaks that make players/customers leave the game and stop spending money on WOT?

[@goaway7346]

You lose to the players who spend A LOT of money. They win, they keep spending. WOT is designed by accountants.

[@crevette_farouche]

@@goaway7346 A LOT of tomatoes are spending a considerable amount of money and are still tomatoes.

[@igiveyoublue5108]

hey claus, it would be interesting if wargaming experimented with consumables not regenerating (so its 1 or 2 time use) it would probably change the play style to an extent by slowing the gameplay

[@stevewebster5729]

Stupid end to the last game - I object, it was a muppet object

[@NeilRoy]

Doesn't get much closer than that last game! 28 points. But something else I noticed. look at the losing object's "distance traveled", it was 2.75, verses the winning tanks 4,13; and no, my comma is not a typo, the losing object hardly moved the whole game!

[@bretbonner]

Probably has a really bad connection

[@russwoodward8251]

I object to these Objects. Pretty much describes it. Thanks Claus.

[@JV44HeinzBar]

In all the games/sims I've played over the last 20 years, I've always refused to play, consistently, any Russian vehicle/aircraft, when the developer is Russian/Eastern Europe. This doesn't mean I don't use them. I use them to learn the bias for each one of the Soviet tanks. Each game/sim by these eastern developers always favor soviet era equipment.

[@r.h.7633]

Amazing

[@mannygreywolfsdb9936]

It is true. Grinding regular tanks is more difficult these days, with premium or award tanks given priority. Not anymore fun and games.

[@Apedrape]

Premium is not given priorty. Jump in a premium tier 8 and try to grind some credits, all you get is to be bottom tier, on a shit team spawning on the shit side of a shit map.

[@Apedrape]

oh, and get shit RNG.

[@vincentwiddershoven2122]

The first map they have changed again. Less bushes on the south span... 😂

[@MotherScreng]

They nerfed S Conq because it was the only tank people were playing. Once hull down it ruined gameplay. I dont see how you wanted the game to remain broken because of one super rare tank no one ever sees. Thank goodness WG fixed the game by balancing researchable vehicles not 1 in a millions. they balanced it for the 999,999 not the 1. Even a 2 year old knows 999,999 is more than 1.

[@flukeman022]

WG: we will make a little tweek on the American tier 7 T29 and the British tier 10 FV2005.

[@ambientlight3876]

We should all play nothing but objects and other Russian tanks for a week or more and see what wargaming does ..

[@geoffshelton2662]

That's also the difference between firing regular ammo vs firing GOLD ammo...

[@iceman2590]

Hi there !!! In the Post Game Stats from the last Battle,there is a russian named Tank :/ , what tank was that? Never see it before !

[@mohawkdriver4155]

I am not what anyone could call a good player, but decisions such as what Claus is referring to is just one reason why I don't play anymore.

[@cb3391]

Claus, what is the cheapest tank to get , and upgrades are the cheapest?

[@mikkac]

He really likes them objects isnt he?

[@garychandler7632]

Tier9 OBJ should've loaded HE when they were face hugging the first time.

[@allensanders5535]

look where that obj.257 ended up, 0 damage he sit out in the coalfield the whole game and did nothing, I have no idea how he got more EXP. than the bat-chat who landed 1 shot.

[@Nippa_play]

They did the same shit with the Conquer gun carriage tier X SPG. they destroyed its game play and made it virtually useless. Wargaming disgust me, they seem to be children in charge of a game that could of been great if only the stupid childish bias were not ingrained within it.

[@turtle2720]

World of Objects

[@springfield4522]

Wondering if the 257 had fired HE, would he have gotten the 28 damage needed to win.

[@bretbonner]

He may have contributed to field security, but he didn't do anything to help the city. He's probably one of those assault tankers that snipes. Nothing like wasting a slot in game.

[@thebiggw04]

Is Claus still a CC for this game?

[@goaway7346]

84 million Demount Kits will get you a Setter!

[@kendale4638]

The truth has been spoken

[@jarrodmckee9073]

Damn claus you are so right, by the time you research any tech tree tank the average joe way they have been nerfed, every *ucking time!!!!!!!

[@MaximusOfCaceres]

257 had IS3 gun and was shooting AP, so ofc he had no chance, atop of that he was a bot also

[@darrellsymonds3299]

The IS3 used to be a good tank and the IS6 and look at what happen to them both.

[@PedjaObradovic]

How it is possible that no CC never had losing strikes, 0/1/2/3:15 games? Unlike me or any other regular player?

[@jonbones1852]

Don't bother trying to swim upstream, I just UNINSTALLED.

[@t_az3346]

Sorry, I'm a salmon never been one for going with the flow

[@2tone209]

AY UP CLAUS

[@kwehrdaenka]

Balanced👍

[@ivanmarkovic8885]

I swim in lower tiers...

[@adrianphillips8627]

Free swimming 🏊‍♀️

[@P_E_P_1966]

Object here - object there - object everywhere ; I object to this unfair share - sadly WG don't even care - they just laugh in their lair ; - while we lose our hair - should we go elsewhere , with our welfare ? ! ?

[@dastardlyzfiend]

I am NOT a Salmon....I am a Barracuda.....or Alligator Gar....or better yet an Alligator Snapping turtle....I'm team LOOPY...we do what we want, when we want, and how we want, as long as we look LOOPY doing it....bwahahahahahaaaaa......so no, not a Salmon....and yet again, best Coffee and wake up routine ever....please don't stop posting....I'm too old to watch the baby's, my children are older than them lol

[@Shauma_llama]

When I think of WoT these days, my main question is "should I sell my account on EBAY? "

[@garrybrough72]

I don't care about the Objects they can stick em where the sun don't shine. I'm The_Plucky_Brit and I only play British vehicles (apart from a couple of German ones 🙂 ) Win or lose I'm in it for fun. So FU wargaming! 🙂

[@mixalisvatraxopoulos8203]

welcome to hitshow

[@HorusLuperc]

I gave it a try and went back. Got Even 90, had pretty good games. Then suddenly I’m just outspotted pretty much always, team just melts and blame spotters. Went from 55% WR to 44% in ~80 games on Elc 90 … and uninstalled.

[@bretbonner]

That's the equipment change and advanced module set ups in play. The best got better, the plebs got nothing.

[@jonsquare1248]

Economic Incentives

[@MarkoMakela-kk7qf]

I just love how objevctive al these Object in this game are allthough in reality its about subjective way of thinking different matters... So they all should be therefore called as Subject 279 LOL etc:P

[@shimi_raikkonen]

This vid brought to you by the Alaskan Salmon Council. 😉

[@offhamsterwheel2789]

where is that PremiumAmoAvoider guy, Claus should introduce him to Object /Russian tanks, no need gold.

[@fredsmith7538]

Too many special players who all decided to roll up one at a time in front of the object and die. Where are they when I play?

[@KOS762]

WG has nerfed every good tank in the history of the world, to make sure the worst tanks ever made, are the best.

[@bretbonner]

You mean the worst tanks never made?

[@dasstuurm34]

Comrade Claus…Super Conqueror is to be hurtful to RUSKIE OBJECTS…committee on RUSKIE TANK SAFETY has decided to “change” Super Conqueror so not to be insulting to Soviet OBJECTS…. no longer so Super….

[@darrellsymonds3299]

biggest problem with this game is the Stupids

[@cb3391]

SalmonTroll

[@brien656]

you said it,. "it all comes around" , just like the nerfed tanks. It all comes around to Money scaming WG. We make everything worse so that,. you pay more to do better. I see it like this,..Better to swim against the stream and die than, to pay for short lived Pixel happiness.

[@allabro1732]

silly the object 257 forgot to boost its abilty bye firing heat then he would have 49 percent chance of penatrating lol

[@johnnynielsen3006]

I'm floating downstream smoking a cigarette... Yes. I'm also entertained... I believe Claus have on several occasions (100+) proved, that wargaming is a bias game aimed at Russians players... Russians need to win in pixel games, since on real battlefields Russians tankers gets kind of hit by reality...

[@paulfountain1364]

Am I watching great game play or why these tanks are considered OP?

[@steeltree-fabricatingandcu3796]

Spenditration

[@williamjarrett8774]

Soon it will be World of Russian Tanks because nobody will want to play the tech tree tanks anymore.

[@rinkashi101]

That 257 guy should really find another game to play. I bet tvp was losing his mind if he watched till the end. It's not just horrible play, if you get to tier 9 means that you have some brain on how this game works. Obviously, 257 has zero cells available.

[@morge...]

Wise Guy

[@journaldelor626]

Y en a qui commence le jeu au niveau 8/9 direct c est dommage

[@cb3391]

They nerfed almost all free tanks, it's keeps devolving to a cheating botfest, and when they play bots they rig games

[@jeffvaness8333]

Like his mom said (what the fuck is wrong with you 😂😂

[@garvielloken4114]

They nerfed the S Conq? LOL.

[@JSM193]

The developers are not dumb. WG just hates anything British. Same with WOWS.

[@kirkiri4406]

lol,thats why we have Chieftain

[@singncarpenter6270]

I'm a salmon

[@jamesdavies630]

Typical game, three idiots that snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

[@generalpublic3744]

A superb advert for not playing WOT.

[@jeffhillstead3302]

Nope.. not a Salmon or going with the flo.. I play blitz.. no rating encounters..

[@cb3391]

$$$object

[@Fr33Zone]

❤❤

[@ianbird8617]

147 still not got rid of cheaters posted 3 vids to WGin heard nothing, invisible tanks, shots through walls, aim bots nothing doing

[@cb3391]

Fyi Mr." Tutorial" .... I know who you are.... And I downloaded that game. So play straight with me. And I will keep your secret. ☕