I ONLY TELL JOKES AND TRUTHS Ft. Caleb Hearon | The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

[@novatm13]

"I'm always telling the truth or joking until I lie ... then I'm lying." ❤

[@emmy......]

This man has genuinely got to be one of the funniest people online right now. He is SO underrated. We need more sets more specials ASAPPPP

[@obsessivefanboy]

truly truly truly I need more of his comedy

[@kittyrinee]

for real i’m obsessed. his humor comes w such ease and it’s not giving try hard like majority of creators here

[@rhope1727]

yall fr

[@leberrrats]

“I have she/theys that are shooters” has got to be one of the funniest things Caleb has ever said in a podcast

[@pyb]

😂😂😂

[@Madidaddy00]

Timestamps?

[@morticiabaddams]

@@Madidaddy00 The setup starts at 59:50, it makes the line even funnier.

[@thegirlwithamicrophone]

Just came here to say this 😂

[@itsthekg978]

Easily one of the funniest things that have ever been said by anyone, honestly LMFAO😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@phillipsimmons1754]

"well obviously this is embarassing and has to be cut" LMAOOO

[@danpaxton3535]

I died 😂

[@ernestv2012]

Bro this Caleb dude. This is why I love podcast because I had no idea who he was before, but now I’m a fan

[@pyb]

He’s hilarious!!!

[@melahhhnie]

SAME

[@strayastray7319]

Same

[@alexarobertson17]

He has a pod called So True and both Drew and Brittany have been on it. He is hilarious!

[@alyssacantrill22]

literally same

[@Lugolynn]

As a fat girl- I truly have never had this positive mindset that these two have about who they are. This episode truly changed something in my brain.

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

You’re beautiful! Now you need to be unapologetically beautiful. 💜

[@GNICHO]

This subtle read

[@hamilcross]

@@GNICHO SO BRAVE

[@yasqueen.3665]

@@GNICHOhow is it a read if they talked abt that exact thing

[@Pipsam1201]

ME TOO omg I have thinking to do

[@susana9519]

There is nothing more that I love than hearing these two cackling through my speakers

[@armetta99]

It is so disrespectful that you ended this episode. Just do a 12 hour livestream tf

[@pyb]

sorry

[@angelskyy6574]

Suing for emotional damage 🤞🏽​@@pyb

[@MrsFooCough]

It’s just insensitive that these people don’t provide me with a) 24/7 livestream to accompany my life and b) friendship, personal conversations with me to make my brain do the happy fizz

[@FeistyFem-bt6yc]

I’m watching it again this week and am adding it to my comfort playlist.

[@Belllilianx]

Honestly couldn’t agree more

[@joeseg19]

I absolutely LOVE the fact that these two have taken their insecurities, internalized them, took them, and dealt with them in a HEALTHY POSITIVE manner, coming out BETTER people for it gives me SOOOO much hope. I completely adore Drew.

[@Hannahrae42]

I get this was coming from a good place, however, to say they have an insecurity about their size is crazy… they are both confident, comfortable and in no way are their body sizes an insecurity. They both look 🔥🔥 and living their best lives

[@MsAwrootbeer]

@@Hannahrae42 they spoke in this video about how they changed those insecurities into a positive mindset and how they NOW aren't insecurities. they literally said exactly what joeseg19 is saying.

[@RoryRaceCar]

​@@Hannahrae42 you really thought you ate with this, huh?

[@sardennno]

"I just wanna sit on the porch and visit" LOL that really is very midwestern 😂

[@lilbootivert]

caleb is so real here at 1:10:15 bc i literally dont gaf abt ppls looks until they show they have an ugly personality. i don't believe in body shaming or look shaming (if thats even a term), UNLESS the person gives u a reason to. then suddenly that bald spot becomes REAL noticeable

[@kxroe]

caleb: "you know how depression is, and if you're out there struggling.... idk what to tell you but-" LOL hearing that as someone who's out here struggling, he's so real for that bc same caleb, same.

[@Hairybloke95]

Can't believe you got Rosie O'Donnel on the channel today ❤

[@shinobi7416]

❤❤❤❤

[@SowahMLaryea]

I-

[@bbbotc]

yeaaahhhhh ya nailed it

[@BrittanyAngeline]

Good one (but Caleb made that joke first). 😂

[@laurenashley90]

@@BrittanyAngelineso true how amazing Caleb is. 😂

[@coreyg1113]

This is the best episode of any podcast I've ever seen. It's just non-stop quotable and shareable moments. I'm soooo here for this!!!

[@chelseab115]

You should watch Caleb’s podcast if you haven’t already!

[@CarterInosencio]

Literally I was watching the snake bit at the beginning I was like this is so funny but there are no comments about it 💀 I knew it was only up from there and it was already good

[@stellalunamp4]

this has so quickly become my comfort video. I wish I could rewatch this for the first time over and over

[@jessicae1812]

I laughed out loud at “I still have to hold my nose when I jump in a body of water”

[@tuckerclark7861]

“I got she/theys that are shooters….” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@davidbasave7071]

“If you’re out there and you’re struggling… idk what to tell you” 😭😭

[@m00nrac00n]

"That you are short, bald, working at the gas station - There is nothing wrong with any of this if you are nice, but because you are not I have to bring it up" is so real and introspective. Those people play dirty and you only get to them with their logic. I can be crushing on someone and genuinely think they are attractive, but once they act like those guys I can see and point out all the so-called "flaws" if I have to. I really do hate bringing stuff like this because I actually do not operate or think like this, but they leave you no choice.

[@kawaiivalpal]

57:00 - 1:02:00 had me in tears the way the bit kept going

[@Crashlee11]

I’m at 58 minutes reading this already crying. I’m locked in

[@larissachanelle]

no fr banger after banger LOL

[@GNICHO]

He is no joke my favorite human like he’s literally so comfortable and real to the point it actually feeds your soul…

[@Bigmoodx]

I need yall to link up once a month PLEASE 😩😩😩

[@BARBIEDJING]

i love how they go from cackling and being unhinged to talking about real world issues and being so empathetic and insightful. love these two so so much. i aspire.

[@lemongingerlexi]

I didn't know who Caleb was before this and he is now my favorite guest you've ever had?! Has me laughing nonstop and I've been depressed as hell all year I'm OBSESSED!!!

[@lindalane4939]

Listen to his pod epi with Brittany Broski! It’s my favorite ever 😭

[@lemongingerlexi]

@@lindalane4939 I WILL!!! thank you!!!😭❤️❤️❤️

[@doodadsdandy]

caleb also has an old podcast called keeping records, and a new one called so true, and brother - they’re INCREDIBLEEEE. definitely a lot of caleb content lol

[@lemongingerlexi]

@lindalane4939 update I just listened to that after reading your comment and it was absolutely incredible 😭😂😂 THANK YOUUU

[@lemongingerlexi]

@doodadsdandy Ahh! I'm definitely going to go listen to all of those episodes! thank you!!🙏🏼

[@menablanding1302]

"record yourself running a forty-yard dash and i'll tell you if you could survive in the wild" i can't breathe

[@wheybig2972]

55:00 it’s always Caleb stifling his laugh for me before she even explains the joke 🤣

[@ffiontill5924]

Rewatching this because I need serotonin and small moments of happiness after the election ❤️ I’m so grateful for drew, Caleb and Brittany

[@nicolekeene1417]

Mentally ill barista here. Ready when you give the signal 😂

[@harperisntcool8031]

my grandma got banned on nextdoor because she was complaining too much 😭😭 drew watch out girl

[@GarrettMayfield]

This is what happens when a Virgo and an Aquarius hate the same coworker. No one is safe when this duo links up 😂

[@kinseyweisensteiner73]

Drew and Caleb (and Brittany) are my inner monologue. I was listening to The Will to Change by bell hooks and everything in life came reduced down to white supremacy and the patriarchy. My inner female rage boils over my drew provides me with relief with calling out the BS

[@kinseyweisensteiner73]

It shouldn’t fall on the shoulders of women of color and diverse communities to do what you do. Us white women should be constantly doing this and not enable hate

[@TheZiggyBomb]

These two are amazing on their own and together it is perfection.

[@JoseMurillo-yv8wf]

can you two, deison and brittany make a podcast together i know ill die from a lack of oxygen from how much ill be laughing from u guys

[@bopeepaleep]

i am literally obsessed with next door and facebook group comment sections. better than modern television fr

[@hungrywarlock7333]

The way you both play off each other with the QUICKNESS

[@andyy6592]

caleb, the broski and drew are an elite combo

[@hotsexyangel]

EW no, not Br*ski

[@sgtrainicorn5796]

Last time I was this early, we still had those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely.

[@TheJsyve1]

Drew and Caleb both just have these laughs that are infectious

[@wadooshful]

I sung the most stunning high note when I saw this notification pop up. Yall and Ms Broski keep me going.

[@MicaBlue-s2h]

Caleb is so empathetic. Such a sweetheart

[@IAmJxxb]

Workkkk- this means the Brittany/Caleb episode may be uploaded to KZbin 👀👏🏼

[@ciaramarie6206]

Please LORD WE NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER 🙏

[@lindalane4939]

I think about this often !! Mama need

[@hotsexyangel]

Omg noooo. Poor Caleb. Who forced him to interact with that thing?

[@ryleeh9725]

@@ciaramarie6206 the video is free on spotify girly!!

[@gabriellaberman]

i haven’t laughed like this in ages. Caleb is honestly the funniest person alive right now

[@umi_tao33]

"if you're out there struggling...I don't know what to tell you" no because this is so real. Like, I don't want to hear it gets better all the time. Sometimes it is what it is, and sometimes it's different.

[@coalmorningstar4925]

this guy might very well be one of the funniest men on the planet

[@yungcrab]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. THE TRUTH WAS LOUD.

[@kelseymcmillan7651]

“Taken from a toaster” has me CACKLING

[@relyuhcs]

Protect these two at all costs

[@dustylouthan]

I literally did a spit take when Caleb said “they put you in how great is our god 11s” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juliana-gh7yi]

i just have to say this cuz i never hear people talk about the next door app and i’m so obsessed, when i got my wisdom teeth out the dr didn’t order my pain med prescription so i posted about it and got like 80 replies or something all the old people were fighting for my rights i loved it

[@Allyjoe321]

I’ve watched this episode several times because it’s simply that hilarious. Like-unreal how hard I’m laughing just listening to two people talk 😭🙏🏼

[@bananahannah2799]

Actively going through the process of trying to convince myself that I deserve to love myself and feel good about myself in my body and this episode felt so healing.

[@existentialheart]

can’t believe i can hear this for free, y’all sound like scholars

[@ChubbsJustin]

Watching your clips on TikTok I just figured you guys have a podcast together. My mind was blown finding out he was just a special guest. You guys need to make a show together! The chemistry is so natural

[@Morelikedejavu]

Caleb, Drew and Brittany truly make me laugh till I'm crying. The fact that all three of them are so close makes so much sense!!! The KZbin holy trinity for me

[@danabana6421]

What Caleb said about people think that fat people are automatically losers literally gave me so much hope and happiness. I love this

[@sophiestelmack9255]

6:58 I was fully expecting for this to be a post about someone’s snake named Simone biles

[@KatyMeasles]

I’ve struggled with eating forever but every time I get half way through a drew and Caleb podcast I’m munchin on somthing lmao💗🙏🏻

[@TheMRock888]

My favorite episode of all time. I didn’t stop cackling from beginning to enddddd

[@AlistairFinch713]

56:00 i used to be a dancer and in theatre. i had to get headshots one time for the company, but they had us do a 2+ hour rehearsal in full makeup first. someone told me my headshot looked like the maggot from the Corpse Bride. it hurt BECAUSE its accurate. they really got me on that one

[@shammy921]

I'm doing busy work while watching this at work and literally was crying trying to hold back my laughter at the ate all the pies, what if I bit and my coworker thought I was crying for real bc I couldn't stop shaking and crying to not scream laugh. OMFGGGGGGG

[@laurasclayentries]

you clearly knew I’ve been binging Caleb’s content and needed MORE!! thank you!!

[@ariannawhatrudoinghere]

“I’ve got she/theys that are shooters” 💀💀💀

[@leebayley16]

“they pay my mortgage!”😂

[@maddigrace2158]

caleb describing his frontal cortex developing is crazy

[@AidenTaylorOfficial]

mom walked in on me watching this and said " OMG are you watching the documentary about dan schnieder?" ... GIRL

[@DiMagnolia]

IM SCREAMING WHAT

[@knwilli75]

GIVE THESE TWO A PODCAST ALREADY. DAMN, SO FUNNY, HONEST, AND TRUE!!!!!!!!!

[@falloutalex]

i always come back to this ep

[@C1TYF1GHTS]

Hearing ya'll talk about how everything is connected to colonialism and imperialism that built our western societies made me kinda tear up bcuz u never see influencer or online people actually unpacking that

[@hannahlovette2252]

this is my comfort video, I rewatch it all the time 🫶🏻

[@lisamadison3240]

there’s been a 5foot pile of clothes in the corner for a month, I turned this on for 5 minutes and then decided to put it them away…. thank y’all for doing gods work

[@bl3546]

caleb "i've c*m a few times since ive been here" how did she not die laughing at that lmaooo

[@Wesley-mt1sc]

The amount of joy these two people brought me today. Today has not been the best of days but the laughs they allowed me to have is appreciated so much ❤

[@xkrstfx]

"hello it's me your fellow white" 🤣

[@smokebella1820]

Please keep having Caleb on

[@amyjanemade]

I've already watched this twice on spotify but watching here again to support our girlz and bolster the possibility of more caleb & drew!!! (& brittany)

[@jbone877]

One of my favorite episodes of any podcast ever

[@x_carmy]

This episode made me cry actual tears! I LOVE when you two are together ♥️♥️♥️

[@illmeans]

The first season of "Alone" is my favorite because they didn't vet the dudes besides them talking about how tough they are and the first night theres a cop crying bc he thinks he hears a bear.

[@emilyfrost1673]

I haven’t laughed like this in a while, thank y’all ❤😂

[@strwbrriepixie]

he is so hilarious 😭

[@val-hr5ri]

i love listening to smart people converse

[@ashs690]

The 28 year old talk at the beginning was sooo real lmaooo

[@lynnthayer7067]

the goth doc marten fan is so real, it takes one to know one 💀

[@haileyrivera2948]

The funniest man on this earth

[@keighleamartin8688]

Love seeing Caleb put Drew in stitches 😂

[@Hexesandohs]

The Lucy Dacus line lives rent free in my head because I’m an enby and she is one of my favorite singers 😂

[@Rokingofdance]

The big 3 Brittany, Drew and Caleb need their own podcast I could watch them all dayyyy no matter how many times I replay it the jokes and laughs never get old 😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@dorimende]

my comfort show

[@nessahelu]

Y’all truly dropped gems in this podcast. 💓 42:38

[@oaklennielsen5685]

The unattractive thing spoke to me, like weight wise. I used to be a heavy drug user and got lean and fit and felt confident and happy, but when my addiction switched to alcoholism I gained a lot of weight. It was hard for me to come to terms with but the confidence Caleb and drew have is truly inspirational, love you guys, love what you do, and can’t thank you enough for getting real but in a light hearted way!

[@vickymorriskeen5817]

4:00 I'm on Next door too and Drew is 100% correct! It's all old people tea. And occasional missing animals. But the noise complaints Do. NOT. Stop.

[@akaypru]

Caleb talking like he wasn’t the one bullying the snakes because “snakes are just too soft these days.”

[@caitlinhuddleston8612]

The way I rewatch this episode just to make my day better

[@abbycampbell-zd7iw]

THE GASLIGHTING YOURSELF IS SO REAL

[@lilly-id7js]

i watched this spotify episode alllll the time, so glad its on youtube now!!

[@joeseg19]

“So much of it is whack and terrible” LMFAO OKAY.

[@KaitlynTornello]

Humor, insightful thoughts, and I got to learn more about you guys. This podcast was amazing!! 💛

[@ayeodell]

I wish this was 5 hours longer 😭

[@duhhnielle03]

I need the episode with Leo to be reuploaded here pleeeeease. I constantly die thinking about the bit where you guys just make fun of each other 😭

[@Mommamia_ink]

I’m always telling the truth or joking until I lie then I lie has me CRACKING UPPP

[@MicaBlue-s2h]

How did y'all just cured my depressive episode