i paid $15 to play minecraft with a girl...

[@dittos-]

tommy: * talks to a women * tommy’s voice: * goes down 100 octaves *

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

basic biology lol. a woman's voice will also go higher near a man

[@hudv]

@@anonymouscheesepie3768 hmmmmmm I'm willing to admit that its more of a conscious effort

[@CollinBale]

@@hudv xD

[@CollinBale]

Tommy is a SIMP. Tommy's an e-simp

[@playzitsalvin499]

@@CollinBale dont lie you're a simp too

[@Alex-ky3tm]

"I paid you , you have to talk" - Tommyinit

[@franciscarneglia5185]

Alternativley. "I paid you, use your mouth.'

[@Beanedryl]

@@franciscarneglia5185 Yo my guy this a child here he can't buy those women yet.

[@MBRBLB]

@@Beanedryl YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

time to dislike-

[@thatoneguy9780]

@@franciscarneglia5185 mouths*

[@erinm9870]

You can tell that Tommy’s really nervous because he’s just being polite and not swearing

[@DENVICKED]

5:03

[@Yoongismilitarywife]

Hahah

[@Frankiln.D.Roosevelt.1934]

Maby eimping

[@potatochips9284]

*[simp mode activated]*

[@L_ratio_ukraine]

Yep

[@venus6221]

okay but he was so respectful to her, he actually asked her “are you comfortable” for everything he did

[@abrilvarelaa1]

Time?

[@maggieeexs]

he was so nice 😭

[@foodfreak3997]

I respekt that boy

[@bulwark2656]

He is respectful in that sense but hes purposefully making her uncomfortable or atleast trying to make her feel uncomfortable

[@FuzzyCheeto]

@@bulwark2656 He does that to everyone?

[@PantheonofCylinders]

"I FOUND A SITE WHERE YOU CAN *BUY* WOMEN!" -tommyinnit

[@YoBGS]

He got 20k likes so ppl better be able to buy him now!

[@jacobkim3690]

Aka the dark web

[@ranran0319]

Tubbo:It's so weird

[@HaxV0]

There's a word to describe that and it begins with a p

[@ranran0319]

Bruh

[@griddle8910]

Alternative title: 16 year old being awkward with an Egirl for 16 minutes

[@griddle8910]

@heuheuheu hyuk hyuk oops typo

[@griddle8910]

@@vanillabunnygirl wtf I keep changing it to 16 and it keeps going back

[@GOOMBAKINGTHEFIRST]

@@griddle8910 what did you have before 14?

[@Lock-Senpai]

With thr comment having 1.6k likes

[@oFast]

17 minutes x)

[@huehue5326]

"virgin boy paid a girl to play with him"

[@Drizzile]

Oh no

[@lucikka3674]

well then

[@sabrinastark2568]

that actually made it sound adorable XD

[@lulu-oz1pr]

STOPPP😭😭LMFAOAOAOOA

[@NbDrp]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@angelicdream708]

I love how tubbos is trying his best to be Tommy's best wing man lmao

[@Mark-mv1fy]

Ye lol

[@jijiflores491]

Yeah:D

[@Taco379]

Ye lol

[@lluzluxx7048]

So true, lol 530 likes, dang your on a role

[@oliviagrace6914]

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16 🥰

[@i_drink_cold_millk1045]

“Show me something that feels illegal but isn’t”

[@avarose4497]

Agreed

[@i_drink_cold_millk1045]

@@REEEPROGRAM true 😂

[@hass___]

This video

[@vikiablamowicz]

🍦

[@AidenClaws]

Lol

[@adamm3947]

Alternate title: Gamer tries to impress an egirl while she acts impressed to make him feel better

[@silent968]

😔

[@oof8743]

Seems legit

[@arie7120]

1000. Like 🥳

[@Somebody.is.Nobody777]

XD so true!

[@hallway_revenant7919]

He has to pay girls to be near him. This is sad. But also ridiculous.

[@vergniagerges9792]

Dream: girls have cOoTiEs Tommy: that seems a bit sexist Also Tommy: Just killed a woman feeling good

[@brianajoy1384]

HAHA FRR

[@BasicallyCaramel]

IKR LOL

[@wikkidrabit3741]

IM DEAD

[@caratomlinson3552]

@@realoctora tf this made mo fucking sense whatsoever

[@Olaf0922]

Lol 😂

[@druex_]

This was absolutely miserable but also the most entertaining thing I’ve seen all day

[@ng1n369]

"Just killed a woman, feeling good!" The same thing Jack the Ripper said before eating his victim's kidney

[@dill8600]

Mmm

[@bloop8934]

💀

[@MochaChinoSingz]

XDDDDDD

[@davehamilton1039]

Yes kidney beans

[@meep1433]

He could've sold the kidneys on the dark web so that was dumb lol

[@muffinpandas8034]

I always forget that I’m the same age as Tommy until he starts acting awkward with techno or girls lol

[@ilhandaanish2381]

Ike like he’s 16 and has KZbin while I’m 16 with no friends or social life

[@perhaps5095]

@@ilhandaanish2381 F, too relatable

[@sabrinastark2568]

ikr lol. hes just so full of energy, at times i think hes older, other times i think hes 12 XD

[@MasMaszu2]

@@sabrinastark2568 Same here, i'm like 15 and sometimes Tommy just act like an absolute 10 years old..it's so cute tho since it feels indeed like a little brother even though i never had one ;-;.

[@drugun8581]

@@ilhandaanish2381 too relatable

[@v1nyls304]

Let’s face it, we all felt second hand embarrassment for Tommy

[@bilssharky8429]

I remember your pfp :) i like the quote

[@v1nyls304]

@@bilssharky8429 :))

[@cvtelyclxre5626]

lol yeah

[@NotWhoknows]

True

[@charlieemily4894]

LMAO yeah

[@mianotfound5544]

Tommy: *walks over to the girl* Also Tommy: *aggressively screenshots 100000 times* lmao

[@lee-wb2wn]

I’ve never been so INSANELY uncomfy and entertained at the same time

[@engineerfromtf2585]

I don't know if all people with that accent sound the same, but she sounds like nikichu

[@aaronJ823]

The word uncomfy makes me uncomfy

[@andrewshelly8484]

SAME

[@swirltz5217]

I feel u

[@oscarl4564]

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

[@lytz8263]

Imagine Tommy hiring a stripper: T: "Hello" S: "Hey big guy" T: "Do you know Technoblade?"

[@waitwhatholdup]

Hol’ up

[@swagg2416]

Hold shit-

[@unfharmony912]

Lol

[@eo6417]

ITS SO TRUE

[@elitec2743]

Wait- why is this funny even though i dun get it 😂

[@catodegroot1304]

“Please don’t aim at my gi- woman ... friend.” - TommyInnit

[@rosslyn9474]

time spant?

[@minniemagnolia]

@@rosslyn9474 SPANT (sorry :'D)

[@shrcvhd]

It's 11:51 !

[@theundergroundgaming2409]

Lol

[@michaeljordan922]

911 likes

[@desert_flower2444]

Girl : I’m Not into pvp , I usually build Tommy : we- well we can build … I-if you want Me : Tommy’s being a simp

[@murrrrrrr9708]

Tommy: “just killed a woman, feeling good” Keoana: *nervous laughter*

[@whatthefuckiswrongwithyou]

Thats what someone who didn't watch the whole video would say....

[@murrrrrrr9708]

Timmy Killer i watched the whole video..?

[@Jakartajamesomsm]

Yeah I would do the same

[@ghosted8676]

@@whatthefuckiswrongwithyou not you gatekeeping comments-

[@whatthefuckiswrongwithyou]

@@murrrrrrr9708 lol its just a joke

[@fartherboot3730]

Tommy after becoming an e-pal: “Just became a woman, feeling good!”

[@monta468]

Uh oh

[@Anthony8851]

Tommy gets his allowance from Techno so that's not necessary.

[@potato_kingg]

@@Anthony8851 lool

[@nicoelterror6364]

More like, "just became a women, feeling wealthy"

[@ameerhazman7135]

Fbi open uo

[@BNilex]

Alternative title: Two teenage boys meeting a girl for the first time in their lives

[@dandelimoon]

😂😂😂

[@century3225]

Copied

[@MajinBarrett]

S

[@MajinBarrett]

E

[@MajinBarrett]

X

[@0rng_]

"Look how good I am at speed bridging" *proceeds to fall into void*

[@Get-p]

Alt title: socially awkward 16 year old pays e girl to play with him

[@ambi_cc8464]

Don’t pretend you’re that different from him

[@Get-p]

@@ambi_cc8464 I dont talk to girls at all

[@RazoneIsaqt]

@@Get-p lmao same...

[@Giranite]

@@Get-p where the salute emoji

[@DopDiedLongAgo]

Dont go to my KZbin channel

[@atharv675]

Drista is the only woman who can match Tommy's chaotic energy Edit: Stop shipping minors, guys. I meant platonically (or chaotically, but definitely not romantically)

[@anti2cool]

Yea they are Litterally soulmates (in the friend way)

[@billsbeloved]

They’re so funny together ( still as friends ) 😂

[@bonnievale1421]

@@anti2cool platonic soul mates it's beautiful

[@gonzosalazar4542]

LOL

[@MozzeeFootball]

how abt minx

[@minecraftbro5333]

Tubbo: "I could do this! I could get like.. fake boobs.. and go on here." F1nn: "One step ahead of you"

[@SK_514]

Congrats on 69 likes

[@SK_514]

NiCe

[@Jakartajamesomsm]

Min yoongi can get.... what?

[@_username]

Sometimes i forget finn is a dude...

[@taffytheoriginal]

Tommy failled atemp at flirting and impressing her is both cringe,hilarious and adorable at the same time,this prob the most awkward vid he ever made and i love it

[@FookieBella]

The fact Tommy got all nervous and didn’t swear was-.. just so.. *wow*

[@The_miIk]

Hes a respectful young lad

[@randomstuffs3060]

@Douglas Hull She is an adult, people like you shouldnt be able to comment you degenerate.

[@2P9PR]

So abnormal

[@infinitii00]

@@randomstuffs3060 hey hey, I think that person was referring to one singular persons pronouns, maybe they dont know Tommy uses he/him pronouns? Ya never know :)

[@randomstuffs3060]

@@infinitii00 what does this have to do with my comment lol Also when I called them a degenerate I obviously didn’t actually mean it, incase you don’t know

[@cupidx_4794]

I’m a girl and I can just imagine how awkward it would be to play with some random guy 😂

[@Krissy27]

Same😅😂

[@dmix9352]

I already do that in Fortnite lol

[@MJ-do6ol]

You don't play in random parties?

[@marie.777]

Ikr lol

[@rcesms]

Unless if it was TommyInnit

[@fraise6253]

this is why tommy has probably never talked to a woman in his life

[@iota515]

What are you talking about, he has 5 girlfriends Fraise

[@hamzaalikhan9932]

Lmfao

[@cala8679]

...hes a gamer

[@amee_uui2688]

@@cala8679 r/whoosh

[@cala8679]

@@amee_uui2688 why me? im agreeing with イチゴ_

[@myguy7127]

i love how tommy and that girl have a good time while tubbo like ":I"

[@somethingsedona6923]

Tommy with random lady: Also Tommy: *Aggressively screenshots*

[@dawnpruitt9412]

it's an accomplishment 🙄✋

[@Devilspade]

MMMMMMMMMMM WOMEN

[@notalex2042]

that profile picture looks like some doujinshi character, am i wrong?

[@Devilspade]

@@notalex2042 for a second there I thought you said doujin

[@Devilspade]

@@notalex2042 oh wait

[@neil963]

Just bought a woman, feeling good!

[@Justintime_1]

@@Dannyredninja We do not joke here. We *buy*

[@Leo-kv9cq]

Justintime exactly

[@Leo-kv9cq]

Dannyredninja no

[@topside4788]

Don’t got a women feeling single

[@kaszonkl6266]

Dannyredninja not sure that’s how it works, you can’t woosh bait, and then woosh.

[@anxiety3939]

"I can speed bridge, you should watch." *Falls into void* *Woman is impressed* good job

[@eo6417]

7~7 Amazing skills doe it’s like- I can’t even move without everyone teaming on me after I did nothing

[@senadredzaj632]

He speed bridged to the void

[@tiffany3177]

Ha he deservit

[@mr.banana567]

Tommy: "just killed a woman, feelin good :D" Keo: "laughing pityfully"

[@ciscaacaca]

When he told the girl to watch him speed bridge and fell i laughed too hard

[@Sharkii_boii]

Sam

[@Shxce]

Me too

[@adventureplayz1748]

"hey shitass"

[@JBLanga]

Same here🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Unpug]

Lmao

[@powerofjakerock7239]

“Tubbo’s my friend actually” This hits different now

[@christianhendricks1633]

Truth

[@powerofjakerock7239]

@@petrichor3647you don’t know? Tubbo became president and banished tommy... permanently

[@talkysaurus6653]

@@powerofjakerock7239 i stillt think they still talking tho 🤣🤣🤣

[@flower_pot.]

its just a roleplay its just a roleplay its just a roleplay its just a roleplay its just a roleplay its just a roleplay its just a roleplay its just a roleplay its just a roleplay its just a roleplay its just a roleplay-

[@mlrrlos]

STOPODSPDASDPAKSDAKD

[@zoneyboi2133]

I was cringing the entire time. Why is tommyinnit so good at being awkward

[@simplylori_]

It’s like cringe but entertaining

[@Alrson1]

Yes true

[@cluckytheeducky]

It’s his personality

[@Vertigo_personified]

I read that as crying and I was concerned

[@ahensie4485]

Every 1 minute I would click out of the video cos I would cringe so bad but I would click back again because its entertaining

[@itsmelayyyy]

The girl: oh sorry I’m heading out to dinner maybe after? Tommy: *slams desk madly* I’m ok, I’m, ok, I’m ok Me: he isn’t ok 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@sabrinastark2568]

"there are women and you pay them" "... to play videogames with you" _they had us in the first half, not gonna lie_

[@checkmate1826]

I don't think so

[@YNEA.]

Pros-Prosperity!

[@sabrinastark2568]

@@YNEA. ah yes... just prosperity. so much _prosperity_

[@YNEA.]

Wait actually it’s Prost-prosthetic

[@Magicgamer-mw3op]

Lmao 😹😹😹

[@breh7868]

Tommy: "talks to a girl" Dream: TOMMY IS A SIMP

[@uglymemedino4234]

He is, but not because of that.

[@breh7868]

No

[@uglymemedino4234]

@@breh7868 Simp.

[@late_8106]

R

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz4955]

@@uglymemedino4234'POKIMANE ALERT'

[@CptRussiaXD]

Tommy needs to play minecraft with Belle Delphine and Technoblade at the same time. That would be a sight to behold

[@themguy4234]

Belle delphine is gone (was)

[@bronsonmacleod8533]

@@themguy4234 she's not she updated a play list 3 days ago

[@bricksburger5409]

Bronson MacLeod the fact you check this shows you are sad

[@PandaStuffz]

If that happens I can finally die in peace

[@op-op-op]

belle cashed out and invested all he simp money. she is prob married and set for life

[@Joowie_]

I love how tubbo is a third wheel lmao

[@Hanschans74]

YEEEESSSS OMGG

[@truehomo]

" i want to hang out and build a cute little village Tommy: well we are playing skywars scum bag

[@Kimimaru_Shota]

Lmao

[@dhana758]

YEA!!!!!!!!!! SCUM BAG

[@deadcookie2938]

tbh i rlly dont understand why ppl quote... we did watch the video and we heard what they said anyways :/

[@truehomo]

@@deadcookie2938 its funny to remind people about my favourite parts

[@deadcookie2938]

@@truehomo okay then! dont mind me its just my opinion :D

[@shallot4991]

I died when tubbo said they only had 40 pickup lines

[@winterblade2663]

why the hell is there no replies?

[@shallot4991]

@@winterblade2663 \_(:P)_/

[@rhyzk-2864]

bro same. the video is so uncomftable but funny.

[@alandodig6343]

Me too

[@samuelsneesby1771]

Here’s tubbos point of view, it’s super funny kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@isabelladack2910]

Alternative title: Tommy is awkward around a woman for 17 mins

[@pluhsshy.6627]

It was so cringeeeeee

[@lapis722]

ich bin hazin no it was hilarious

[@Mia123G]

Actually it is 17:28 minutes

[@GeneralTon1]

@@pluhsshy.6627 what's so cringe about it, it is like your first time meeting a women that's all

[@vinadelacruz4425]

Made it 1k lol

[@adaliawright6891]

Honestly, it's so sweet how respectful he was. He didn't swear once that I heard while talking with her, and he was very kind, making sure that she was doing well. I'd live to see another one of these vids

[@jillybean8268]

“just killed a woman, feeling good” is this rent a girlfriend or rent a sparring partner 😟😟

[@trsamisari]

What's the difference?

[@marshy9089]

@@trsamisari LOLLLL

[@crosswren014]

@@trsamisari You sound like my dad

[@DiegoRamirez-vi1jr]

Yes

[@MR-ff2pq]

Wth?

[@kingshadowb3ast86]

Alternative title: Awkward teenager tries to get a Minecraft girlfriend

[@AkiBEESWARM]

Yes bitch boy

[@kingshadowb3ast86]

What do you mean @StarLighter Playz?

[@AkiBEESWARM]

@@kingshadowb3ast86 nawthing

[@chichii_]

699 LIKES!

[@michaelvonwiesel9566]

loooooooool

[@cxellez]

Tommy normally: WOMEN YES LETS GO Tommy around an actual girl: so..u-uh how...was y-your uh day..?

[@thomasmans1267]

Just like most 16 year old boys really, including myself

[@felismargarita9135]

I’m pretty sure he doesn’t actually act like he does on camera

[@draqonsauce]

MCC 10 is gonna be fun

[@Jakartajamesomsm]

Thomas Mansfield If you’re 16 why do you still play Minecraft

[@draqonsauce]

@@Jakartajamesomsm It's a good game??

[@emoryp.822]

You know, I think Tommy has better social skills than the lady. (That’s saying a lot)

[@Croissantcreep]

Real title: Two men with low esteem freak out about a woman.

[@pceclown]

two men and another woman*

[@nyassie]

correction: one man with low esteem freaks out about women while two other men (also low esteem) laugh at the other man

[@themguy4234]

The new Netflix hit Two half men and a woman

[@lopooqwuyt]

Lul

[@miraal531]

and timedeo

[@ddbullshat]

I’M WHEEZING, IT’S SO AWKWARD I LOWKEY HIGHKEY LOVE IT imagine being a fan of him and he buys you on the website. I’d actually scream DVSKFSKJ

[@MochaChinoSingz]

That sounds so wrong XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

[@coolmarchingrecipies]

are you implying that you are on the website lol

[@Midcall]

ehhhh????

[@hyacinthtan9567]

I might need to call the meme FBI rn(its a joke lmao)

[@breadedbreadstick]

“Just killed a woman, feeling good” *megalovania intensifies*

[@playerguestice]

Hey, We got the same profile picture, What a coincidence, Im from November 2020.

[@breadedbreadstick]

@@playerguestice Lol

[@FrankTheRandomCommenter]

*Megalovania

[@paulgeorge8151]

666 likes..

[@breadedbreadstick]

@@paulgeorge8151 oh god and 6 replies

[@dragon_heart_born98]

The fact that this site exists makes me so uncomfy, haha- Oh my God he's like a goddamn child-

[@seanpatricksalamera4396]

"Just killed a women feeling good." -tommyinnit

[@sophiabiancaalvarez8591]

Lol

[@musicdragon9716]

FEELING GOOD LIKE I SHOULD 😌✌🏽

[@LobsterMobster10820]

Lol

[@jamesranay1551]

@@musicdragon9716 is that sunday best?

[@musicdragon9716]

@@jamesranay1551 ?

[@IdkIdk-ov2tu]

“I want to buy a woman” *Wait that’s illegal*

[@cbruxx]

@PARKER COLLINS hah, not anymore *insert cancerous poggers thingy here*

[@stalinpoggers1933]

"TOMMY ITS WOMAN" is this the first time he's spoke to one?

[@dathplays8587]

his mom:

[@Pandagirl-ky6yn]

@@dathplays8587 his sister:

[@Zplayz112]

True gamers never leave there room so yes

[@nuclear4951]

Nihachu

[@Ihatedumbasses]

@@Zplayz112 well what about when he got born?

[@StarlitGamesPft]

7:46 REALLY SAID "Idc if you're paying me, I can be sarcastic"

[@jaye4794]

Alternate title: two 5 year olds talk to a girl for the first time and giggling about it

[@Skyflydaddy1775]

lmao why is this so true

[@Clickscap]

They aren't 5

[@jaye4794]

@@loopyslayer63 I- I had no idea

[@bsc5402]

This just a joke right

[@jaye4794]

@@Clickscap Issa joke

[@allisonchan3663]

tommys voice got deeper when he talked to her and im dying

[@ALLIAMISANINCONVENIENCE]

LOL

[@heatherjo2747]

LOL

[@amosyuu4783]

LOL

[@aleahperilloux2595]

LOL

[@eggster3139]

LOL

[@Oliver-wv4bd]

Rare footage of Tommy interacting with a girl (for the first time in at least 7 years).

[@Unemportant]

I swear that's half of his life

[@chewbaccadog9840]

Nah he said he was sorry to his mom when he freaked out in the last last mcchampionship

[@hudv]

I love how his fans just rip the piss out of him

[@fruiwt]

hes only 3

[@black.listed]

Frederic Taylor Literally is

[@jaco7b]

5:10 "i am be" ... wiser words have never been spoken

[@kazzoey2868]

The fact that he’s so monotone for women gives me so many emotions I can’t explain

[@v1nyls304]

He becomes technoblade when he talks to women 💀

[@sydney-1547]

Unless it's drista.

[@not_quiteknown]

4:40 what's is the song is I need it

[@not_quiteknown]

@fishman thank you so much im very thank full U are a good man thank you

[@littlesadeo]

@@sydney-1547 or tubbos sis, or minx

[@savanahhibbert1914]

Tommy was the most awkward person in the world as soon as she answered

[@leetuce570]

"I've actually had lots of girlfriends in the past" Me: *wheezing INTENSIFY*

[@lerandompersononline3746]

Wow you predict the video i was reading this and then boom it came up

[@nandakumar2437]

Me too

[@nevertrollsfake1811]

leetuce 15:47

[@katewilkinson__]

his first reaction to meeting a girl will always be "do you know this person?" lolll

[@olivia-qp2oc]

Alternate title: Tommy failing to flirt with a girl.

[@emaavo]

Like usual

[@pallotm]

I I don't think that was flirting

[@EnliLumejt]

@@pallotm It was something m o r e.

[@DopDiedLongAgo]

Dont go to my KZbin channel

[@stewartdwayna]

@@DopDiedLongAgo ok

[@tommietina]

Tommy.....ur talking to women skills are quite....unique 😀

[@tayla5813]

NO HIS WOMEN TALKING SKILLS ARE *chefs kiss*

[@Samaruim]

Oddly unique

[@clevelandsimpson475]

If u mean unique u mean crazy me and u are on the same page 😂😂

[@adriangabrielyuzon6826]

@@tayla5813 if the chef was cookie monster

[@levachan5610]

😊👌

[@saifabdelwahab6722]

I just want you to know that you being underage makes this ten times worse.

[@ohiodelia4899]

Wait how old is he?

[@SpookyGhostGoku]

@OhiOdelia TommyInnit is 16.

[@Tuxfanturnip]

holy fuck why is the concept of a chaotic British child hiring an escort to play Minecraft so fucking funny

[@yolkkyz]

He's 16 tho In England he can get married

[@reyhanamontana]

No he's of age in the U.K. He's 16

[@Fizzy_yt.]

Tommy: knows a woman is on the call Also Tommy: "just killed a woman feeling good!"

[@sisumer]

“Do you wanna see my island, its- its” Me: *OH NO HES FLEXING*

[@cakeboss80]

Ya the first sign of a simp 😢

[@lilbotboi5269]

Simpinnit

[@belmacurt9488]

Lmao 💀

[@warriorcreeper2941]

Simp

[@catherinewalker4681]

tommy while talking to woman: I’ve had many girlfriends actually

[@JayPi1016]

I respect him, he sacrificed his dignity and embarrassed himself for the culture (and for the views).

[@zuazz]

When your comment blows up remember me.

[@JoeMama-ts1ou]

Me too plz

[@a.21343]

Zz

[@waffthewaffle9269]

😂😂😂

[@kowolo520]

remember friends is less important than the content.

[@matticolo]

So it's kinda "Rent a girlfriend" anime irl

[@yeovb1111]

THIS POOR GIRL I COULD FEEL HOW AWKWARD IT WAS OH MY GODD

[@justaviewer5510]

The fact that he’s actually quite sweet to them is so great

[@diamondswordhd2232]

I heard simp

[@timfussell532]

@@diamondswordhd2232 IKR

[@TacticalHuntr]

Simp alert new covid

[@dill8600]

*”You should watch, it’s impressive ;)”* **FALLS A SECOND LATER** **BANGING TABLE INTESTINES**

[@auntmaysbajanpeppersauce359]

ahh yes the famous bang table inTESTIne

[@arie7120]

i n t e s t i n e s

[@teddythecat0]

Lmaooo tommy this vid was hillarious the special part is when he took the screenshots😂😂

[@jjcrow007]

Tommy: “I can speed bridge! It’s impressive. You should watch.” Also Tommy: **Places one block and dies**

[@maryduo5985]

Lmao

[@v0ggi_531]

OMFG I JUST DIED

[@laaalawplays1928]

Lmfao

[@dariusfilip4695]

I read this just as it happened

[@pretty_trees7892]

Im so concerned about how many women he has ever seen.

[@dill8600]

*”Just killed a women, feeling good!”*

[@pretty_trees7892]

@@dill8600 Exactly.

[@AtomicMonkeybutt]

Well, he goes to school. How much he talks to the girls at school is another question worth asking though.

[@SafiySafOne]

Thats why he's single

[@soyeah7404]

@@AtomicMonkeybutt There are school that are only for one gender aswell, for example there are schools for girls only or boys only

[@thejoeyguy_]

“Do you know the sidemen?” *silence* “Yeah, neither do I, but I’m one of them.”

[@dylanpunongbayan8134]

Because he is in the middlemen

[@mewingmanda]

the sidekids

[@mootwo_]

Mewing Manda the sidechildren

[@NathanBenson6]

@@mootwo_ the sidetoddlers

[@ro2i15]

Part two needs to be made

[@thefireman17492]

Tommy: i don't judge anyone Literally tommy 10 seconds later: *you're not that quick at the game*

[@null2592]

Timmy?

[@zachuur3207]

Ah, timmyinnit

[@thefireman17492]

Jesus Christ guys it was a keyboard error,no need to be such a dick

[@thefireman17492]

@Just about Mc Fu*king had it bruh i know they were joking,but no Need to point it out so much,it gets boring.

[@lam2334]

"Just killed a woman, feeling good!" She's probably gonna quit lol

[@neldjinambatingue5357]

That’s crazy wish someone asked

[@miaferman4823]

@@neldjinambatingue5357 that’s crazy this is called a comment section and you state your opinion even thought no one had to ask

[@wasimodoone1]

@@neldjinambatingue5357 the entire point of commenting is to give an opinion or a joke relating to the video. He doesn’t need you’re approval if he can comment. You’re logic is also flawed because nobody asked you to reply. That also makes you a hypocrite

[@adelandjj1721]

@@miaferman4823 idiot

[@riamp3]

i love how tubbo is just tommys wingman it’s nice lmao

[@mileslol7184]

He legit said why not fortnite LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[@jarmacc8017]

and then tommy is just paying for minecraft egirl slaves off the dark web trhat he likes to pay

[@alyssa6434]

fr

[@chuuriya]

*are you saying you ship them?*

[@riamp3]

Blqii i never said that, they’re just best friends and i just really like their friendship

[@fin5887]

This was just 17 minutes and 27. Seconds of pure 100% awkwardness

[@hyacinthic8757]

i am screaming at the second hand embarrassment

[@_username]

People be cringing about this Yet im here laughing...

[@lavenderwong14]

it’s the Minecraft In Real Life video all over again

[@Ava-cu3zf]

@@lavenderwong14 don’t remind me😭

[@heartclouds]

me too but im actually bawling my eyes out

[@scarletnighttt9191]

“You can just hear the awkwardness in the air” True words

[@mp-rj7jo]

"Tubbo is my friend actually" *RIGHT AFTER HE SAID HE WAS HIS FRIEND*

[@janus9148]

yeeeaaaaaahhhhhh😬

[@paigegamingx9019]

time?

[@crapulence853]

@@paigegamingx9019 06:11

[@diablorockersz555]

Mbruh the desperation and the fact that he even ASKED TUBBO TO JOIN HURTS MEEE

[@Enfinityyy]

FatherInnit: Did you just spend like $20 on a woman? Tommy: Maybe FatherInnit: Why? Tommy: I want to talk to women

[@noemiiii]

Would it be more uncomfortable with FatherInnit or MotherInnit

[@swqrd8694]

Me to son, me to

[@RealTidalAviation]

S I M P

[@treemeadow4490]

Tommy’s first interaction with a random woman: “Do you watch Technoblade?”

[@elizabethhollingshead1814]

Common interest is important

[@josedavidaponte8408]

@@elizabethhollingshead1814 COMMON xd

[@deebjana]

I am friends with Georgenotfound

[@christi_plays8211]

@@deebjana HEH?!

[@rommyjoj326]

“Mom I need 11 dollars!” “Why” “To play with a woman online!”

[@_mrtakethatrisk]

Did u just say dollars?

[@rommyjoj326]

@@_mrtakethatrisk I mean tommy himself said dollars too in the video

[@adedsjdjwu]

@@_mrtakethatrisk what are you in the Uk who cares dollars or pounds

[@ypob2007]

“Couldn’t have turned out better son”

[@imNOTpatrick]

Your 10 months late and you got 202 likes (with mine), how spectacular, we bow to you 🙏🙏

[@JudgeOfHell188]

I honestly need Tommy to make a 1 hour video of this kind of content or something PLEASE

[@rats1045]

alt title: a child wastes money just to be awkward with a woman

[@eo6417]

True dat

[@Sethishim]

Tsk tsk tsk

[@Albert_7]

@@eo6417 gacha kid

[@Albert_7]

@@Sethishim gacha sucks kiddo

[@jonfreakingmoxleybitch4893]

@@Albert_7 you have cacha videos too LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL exposed

[@Boringchaff9834]

“Please don’t bow my woman friend-my girl- my woman friend”

[@dill8600]

“M-my friend keona.”

[@darkeclipse3449]

*Tubbo proceeds to aim bow at Tommy*

[@joanaligalevu1111]

girl's mind: this boy is so weird- tommy: " jUsT KiLLeD A wOmAn, fEeLiNg gOoD "

[@anaana1894]

L

[@9b_b16_yatarjairolance2]

E

[@9b_b16_yatarjairolance2]

G

[@9b_b16_yatarjairolance2]

O

[@_lol-ed9ht]

C

[@devonkelly2822]

Tommy, this is the only way you’re going to get a girl. You pay her.

[@yungsteppa8544]

thats not true lmfao. bro got so much clout subs and money. any hoe would want him lmao girls just want money hell ezily get someone if he wants