I Played A Game That Doesn't Exist

There Is No Game...
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[@animaniac181]

Was not expecting to get so invested in the storyline of a not-game

[@Hiodiscord]

200th like

[@lanagain1462]

Same!

[@rxndomfxndom7405]

I found this non-game from EazySpeezy but same

[@ianflores4662]

241th like

[@ly-r7436]

Same

[@jmac0608]

You know it boutta be good when Sam posts a movie

[@Vonchy]

Extended cut ahh movie

[@cherrytomatoes2613]

this is 3 and a half movies

[@lishixin2673]

Unfunny -kavetion🤡

[@Tetracontakaitetragon]

​@@lishixin2673 who th is kavetion

[@parkerphipps6123]

​@@lishixin2673unfunny your life

[@Catnip.creature]

Most games: 1-2 hours There's no game: 5+ hours

[@pengxu9244]

idk what types of games are 1-2 hours but ok

[@chetkent7974]

@@pengxu9244Minecraft if you make a house, Palworld, and many other but I don’t have all day to list them all

[@kondoesroblox69420]

1-2 hours is a fucking speedrun

[@Sherkynerdo]

Sam is the type of guy to add an annoying gulp sound every time he takes a drink

[@moxxiexrandomimp9029]

Yes

[@Moshmosh134]

Philza Minecraft-

[@lulumarati3990]

I thought he has a Editor

[@emka17x52]

Sam is the type of guy to post from 30 minutes long videos to 3 hours and 30 minutes

[@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl]

Don’t read my name

[@darkonautgaming23]

@@DontreadthedescriptonmychanlLuckily for you, I won’t! You are very welcome! I would like compensation for my assistance in the form of $5.

[@RainbowMasonOfficial]

@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok I won’t

[@AK_638]

Ok and?

[@stephen8797]

shut up

[@notyoutube2599]

am I going to watch Sam play a game that isn’t a game for three hours and thirty minutes, yes, yes I will.

[@mrworld1645]

beat it

[@KknoXxunoreverse]

Same

[@user-hf4tc5go6o]

Me to I’m on 2h rn

[@noorjahanbegum1198]

I’m on no hour

[@Hitaro69]

this is what im doing on my weekend lmao

[@Ducky_duckman]

For some really weird reason, whenever I fall asleep watching KZbin I always wake up to this video. I have no clue why

[@FoxyMeep]

Me too

[@Kidn00dl3_]

I am also duck

[@env-]

“Just dont take me to France” -Sambucha being teleported to France

[@JadeHakola]

Frenc💀🏳

[@justanothergamer64]

"Now invest into pot" is a sentence I did not expect to hear in this playthrough.

[@Therealistfroggo]

When

[@justanothergamer64]

@@Therealistfroggo 1:51:54

[@OmnipotentChickenNugget]

I was using it for background noise and I nearly died when he said that

[@Cherrylime.-zy3vh]

Bro- seriously.... Its normally more like "GAHH! DAMNIT!! I BOUGHT THE POT ON ACCIDENT!! GAAAAHH THERE GOES 200 COINS!" 😂😂

[@OmnipotentChickenNugget]

@@Cherrylime.-zy3vh what are you talking about

[@vivaanagrawal7887]

Only Sam can think that 40 mins is a long vid and then casually post a 3 hour one

[@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl]

Don’t read my name

[@AK_638]

@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok

[@yok9296]

​@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlyou're not funny

[@mrArman914]

​@@yok9296 hes a bot, report him

[@Medi-mo2nh]

@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok then I won’t

[@TheRealXCGD]

3:33:57 Sambucha: It’s amazing that there’s only one control, and that’s a click. Geometry Dash: You have no idea.

[@user-zf1ew4et4u]

Space bar

[@TheRealXCGD]

@@user-zf1ew4et4u Depends if you're on mobile or not. Anyways, sometimes GD is 1(Classic), 2(2 Player Classic), 3(Platformer), or 6(2 Player Platformer) gameplay.

[@kondoesroblox69420]

did you just watch the entire video?

[@TheRealXCGD]

@@kondoesroblox69420 Yes, I did.

[@hannies_quokka_]

58:14 when Sam said “I’m over here baby look” I could not stop laughing 😂😂

[@roastytoasty4350]

Ayo!

[@roastytoasty4350]

Sambucha: alright, just don’t take me to France Black hole: takes Sambucha to France anyway

[@saiplayz1138]

33:56

[@roastytoasty4350]

@@saiplayz1138thanks

[@mctogo001]

it's not a black hole, it's an interdimensional portal

[@roastytoasty4350]

@@mctogo001 oh

[@ballerkidzofficalmusic]

Famous quotes from Sambucha “for a game that is not a game” brings tears of laughter to my eyes every time 😂

[@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl]

Don’t read my name

[@hyspher]

​@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl bot

[@oceans6517]

@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl🤖

[@itsethan155]

- this is very much a game

[@Loufieloufie]

1:51:56 “now invest into pot” WHAT 😂

[@kondoesroblox69420]

did you actually watch most of it?!

[@Loufieloufie]

@@kondoesroblox69420 I finished the video

[@GnHreactions]

Sambucha, thank you for bringing this masterpiece of a video for me. That was a roller coaster of emotions that I was not expecting. None of my favorite KZbinrs have ever played this game all the way through and you’re the only one who could’ve made it entertaining this much. Also, BEAT IT!

[@Mr.Allosaurus]

Y'know Sam's comments on his long-form videos are far more positive and peaceful than his shorts

[@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl]

Don’t read my name

[@uncarrot]

​@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok

[@brainboy7123]

@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok I won’t, what ever your name is

[@CanyonEdit]

​@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlk

[@2AM_Drixzy]

𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓽

[@clairehughes7723]

Mum: one more video and then bed ok Me:

[@nerdnode]

I like how when you punch Wilhelm, he uses the Wilhelm scream. Fun little detail.

[@KINGguardian1394]

1:38:31 bro rly just guessed the code. 😭

[@TornAlpaca7017]

IKR bro got lucky

[@sillydropoutbear]

you know it’s a good video when it’s 3 and a half hours long

[@rowancaprio3800]

and that this is one of my favorite steam games that I have ever played and there's not many videos on it

[@Grimstroyer]

Your not gonna watch it all mortal

[@danielxavier7171]

#raiseriggy

[@rowancaprio3800]

@@danielxavier7171 you got the wrong channel

[@Desto_OP]

​@@Grimstroyeru picked the wrong channel fool

[@vuffyyt4914]

you know its gonna be good when sam shows actual emotion. also BEAT IT

[@ahsredheadgrl]

You

[@AndersVetter-uc5go]

You BEAT IT Does a reply count as a comment

[@zhixinhuang4084]

@@AndersVetter-uc5go ahhhhhh

[@RubikLP-jk9tb]

“They will come” “I don’t want them to come” ”well they will come regardless” almost blew my cover I am supposed to be sleeping 😅

[@maheshkumarchinchakandi3877]

1:42:32 Him:Im gonna miss this chapter😢 Mr.Glitch:I can help you with that😈😈😈

[@Jake1101_lol]

I like when Sam casually drinks water with the loud gulping sound.

[@inky-pj7ox]

✨the power of sound effects✨

[@luisleongaming1776]

The same one every time too

[@Xboxer600]

Ik I was looking for a comment that pointed this out

[@evarogozinska567]

i think the water sound is disgusting

[@TTTBee]

I think its sus😐

[@SonicPlushYT652]

I didn’t like my own comment 🗿🍷

[@CookNeeze05]

@@RomanisRandom I translated * instantly subs *

[@mrtrexxx1]

​@@RomanisRandomsure bud

[@junglelifetv2124]

@@CookNeeze05same here

[@IsaacSV-2006]

Nerds

[@Superhotfia]

Loser

[@areyoulostbabygirl1825]

I love the "Super Hot" game reference, and every other moments of the video! It was very fun to watch, and I would love to see more of your videos ^^ (also, BEAT IT)

[@laliune]

Yes!!! I was just waiting for someone to say that, I loved it!

[@HassanBenBoukr]

1:38:19 BRO THE PUZZLE IS EXTREMELY HARD AND IT WOULD TAKE 10 MINUTES OR SO TO SOLVE YET SAM LITTREALLY JUST GUESSED IT

[@each-uisge_]

His reaction after "Alright, just don't take me to France" only to immediately be greeted by croissants and the French flag made me laugh so much that I had to rewind just to see it again

[@LaurenLobel]

sam’s audience: WE WANT MORE SAMBUCHA Sam: Posts 3.5 hour video sam’s audience: 🫥

[@JadeHakola]

Sam: *posts a 10 hour video* Sam's audience: 🙂

[@dennisdebeer8644]

@@JadeHakola Sam: *posts a 15 hour video* Sam’s audience: 😃

[@MidnightDStroyer]

Mise en abyme: French for "Placement In Abyss." In practice, it's when an image has a smaller image of itself in itself, & an even smaller image of itself inside of that...Gives the impression of being reduced into infinity. In literature, it's a microcosm of a related story inside of the larger story itself, like in a dream sequence...In the American Werewolf In London movie, the protagonist David sleeping made use of this by nesting a nightmare within a nightmare within a nightmare. You've probably noticed the running joke about how the narrator (named "Game") keeps getting called out for having a Russian accent. That's actually the voice of the game developer, Pascal Cammisotto, who is a native French speaker. During development, the cast/crew had a running joke about how his accent sounded Russian so he decided to run with it in the not-game too. He's also the one who makes his real-life appearance during Chapter 6 of the game. And yes, the KickStarter funding for developing this wasn't enough...He really did run out of money before completing this not-game...But he was determined to finish it anyway, so he modified the story line to take that into account too. That's why it's mentioned in a few different places through the course of the game...I mean, non-game. Chapter 4: The perfect way to work your finger to the bone, huh?... "Hey! Hey! Listen! Listen!" (Whack!) I wonder how many game players have wanted to do that to the real Navi without totally breaking the game? Also, you did too much digging in the dirt? Well, in a clicker game like that, what do you *always* do to solve a problem? Throw money at it, of course. It's always the solution the devs prefer most. In Chapter 5, I love Gigi's (Julie Shields) song. I love it so much that I sometimes load up the autosave for Chapter 5 & play through just for the sole purpose fo hearing it again. It's quite easy to take your time & listen to it, even though she only sings lyrics for the first two verses, always humming the melody after that...But she *always* sings the chorus (the clues) fully so there's no time limit to solve the puzzle. I've found that solving the memory card puzzle is easier by drawing a quick diagram of the cards & number them according to their positions. When you're stuck in the cellphone you can find that one phone number in the emails...But you already know a different phone number from earlier. Remember Miss Voodoo (555-2368)? Try calling that number too. You can see the second ending if you load up the "Epilog" save file from the menu, then when you're given the choice to play the game or erase the source coding, just hit the other button that you *didn't* hit before; No, you don't have to play through the whole non-game again to get there.

[@jebas2383]

YOU SPENT YOUR TIME BUT YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE TIME TO LIKE THIS COMMENT RESPECT TO YOU BRO

[@r_and_a433]

How does this have so little likes?!

[@MMANDTCG]

When game faked the game delete,I thought that he was gonna kill Gigi accidentally

[@pigfrompiggies19]

“Just don’t take me to france.” *(goes to France)* “😟”

[@Random_stuffs583]

😟🙂‍↔️

[@Bellaloves98]

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🫨🫨🔪💀🪦

[@PROBTD]

Given the rate of how the length of sam's videos are increasing, I think we can expect to see 24 hour long videos next year

[@perryakers4222]

lol

[@CanOfMilo]

Sam in 2030: I JUST SPENT 1 WEEK IN VR!!

[@jtteope1178]

We bout to see him hit the world record in just 1 year and a few months

[@Palestine1457]

Did u know that KZbin has a limit of 12 hrs a video

[@shanielfoster]

​@@Palestine1457look up 100 hour video on youtube

[@RH_Raptor]

10:01 “so I probably have to choose what country is superior-“ I freaking died on that line it was too perfect 😂

[@lanagain1462]

This is one of the interesting and coolest plot in a “game”. Thank you for playing it and making a video about it!!! also good job for BEAT-ing the game all in one video, IT was awesome!

[@JadeHakola]

Non-game*

[@punandpongfamily5480]

you know its gon be good when sam takes 3 hours to complete a game that doesn’t even exist.💀

[@JadeHakola]

Glitchy ball: no game! Game: dammit! THE END

[@bensonsouthwick5030]

Wow. I was invested all the way. This non-game was epic. I didnt go to school today because i am sick and watching a 3 hour movie from sam just made my day

[@memerindisguise]

SAME

[@cawz9059]

SAME WHAT IM SICK TOO

[@SloppyToons]

My on says “ if I’m too sick for school, I’m too sick for my phone💀”

[@caelanborrowman5245]

​@@SloppyToonsI HATE WHEN MY PARENTS SAY THATTTT

[@SloppyToons]

@@caelanborrowman5245 I guess I should just sit and do nothing for 12 hours

[@MetaMan699]

3:29 That sound affect was not necessary💀💀💀

[@SashaironfistGaming-SUB2MEEPLZ]

lol fr

[@cameronballard7411]

Neither was the jokes around 7:15

[@MetaMan699]

@@cameronballard7411 Fr💀

[@Theminteeminter]

at 8:46 when it said "im...im not dead" the sun actually like became brighter

[@DWUFY212]

1:38:15 Is absolutely no one going to talk about how he somehow managed to pass this part by randomly guessing instead of doing it the intentional way

[@Y999IX]

@@PamelaAnderson-dt6hs part 2 of that? 😑

[@justanothergamer64]

@@Y999IX part 2 of hacking your device, more like.

[@Y999IX]

​@@justanothergamer64 sady i pressed the link so i hope i didn't get hacked 😅

[@justanothergamer64]

@@Y999IX what is it? I don't wanna click in case I get hacked

[@Y999IX]

@@justanothergamer64 the name of that youtube link is: (How to withdraw/Swap Minereum BSC TO Ethereum How to Buy and Sell minereum BSC TO Ethereum) it's weird i know

[@aidengamingchannel9250]

Sam:please don’t take me to France Non-game:*takes him to France*

[@AtesTrk69]

Bienvenue en France mon ami ! 🇫🇷

[@Zoe-ql2lg]

I like how when Sam is saying that he needs to listen the “game” he is literally talking over what it is saying 😂😂😂

[@afrahbawazeer1095]

when Sam postes a 3 hour video you know its gonna be a great video lol

[@deacondeacon8615]

I just finished watching this whole thing, normally long videos are boring but I was here the whole way. Great video Sam!

[@kitayskiykabachek8244]

Yeah, i finished it rn... Even if i played this before its interesting

[@JadeHakola]

And i finished 2 TIMES

[@Baseballboii]

I did not expect the whole video to just feel like a 3hr and 30m long movie. Truly amazing!

[@brianorozco1074]

Fr

[@rOck__treyy_]

I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

[@3characterslong]

This was so entertaining and frustrating at the same time lol; kept shouting at the screen trying to help lol.

[@lix_-_]

i can finally sleep knowing i finished the video...

[@flare873]

Voice: grow the tree. Sam: * proceeds to try to crush the sapling with a heavy box *

[@ezzat2326]

PRFF WHEN HE SAID ALRIGHT IM GOING TO BATHROOM A AD CAME PERFECTLY

[@CloudCookie1013]

This reminds me of an old artist who sang “BEAT IT”! I love this video so much, I watch it when im bored.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Sam casually spent almost 4 hours playing no game, thats dedication

[@wDStarDust]

Exactly

[@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl]

Don’t read my name

[@SLAY3RMONK]

Sam is the type of guy to call a cane a “crane”

[@Xavier-cutie123]

3:38:17

[@user-sn2cx8rt5v]

“I don’t want them to come” “well there going to come regardless”😅😅🤣😆😂

[@elsahokkanen5314]

1:34 "YOURE KILLING ME!!" sam: this is fun! 😄

[@Cold-ism]

Im gay but the comments will hide it

[@Geonsyl-JCD]

Nope

[@froggo_lover24]

Nope

[@theog4104]

It’s the top comment

[@_therian_381]

Can I tell my school

[@SunhatVr_goofy]

This comment has its own TOPIC

[@lxnelytoast]

the fact i sat here and watched 219 minutes of a man playing a "game" is crazy.

[@0SkySniper]

He actually BEAT IT! Also the fact that he has a custom drinking sound is so funny lol

[@Jordanlukemarks]

That felling when you are about to go to sleep and remember an old video you haven’t watched in years.

[@wezletbullock7424]

Someone make a tier list of all of Sam’s many different facial expressions. And as a side event try and categorize each one as either genuine or forced… sounds kinda fun

[@YourToastIsMine420]

Sam is the type of guy to add sound effects when he drinks

[@Witchettygrub21]

now when he says nut

[@HE4V3N_]

This game strangely feels nostalgic, it's because I've played this back then

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

I'm old enough to remember when Code Wheels came with games.

[@yourbrothersaid4121]

“Are you fat?……i dont think so” got me rolling on the floor idk why😂

[@josiah_the_cinephile]

i really just sat and watched sambuch for 3.5 hours

[@tooch8820]

This video is absolutely amazing, I’ve seen so many play throughs of this game m, but never one as good as this, keep up the good work! Also BEAT IT

[@IDKBRACELETS]

The fact that I watched a 3hr and 39min video of Sam playing non game and also BEAT IT

[@user-sn2cx8rt5v]

I just love the sound effect that he plays whenever he says something weird

[@JoyviaI]

I love this game! I’ve played through it 5 times, and every time I forget everything so it’s awesome every time!

[@epic_diamond]

Same

[@xx4lerxx]

I cant believe sam actually played this game... And 'Beat it'

[@hyperflax4157]

Bro knows

[@EvelynVlogs-pk4ic]

“This is a small tree”😭my humor is broken

[@YeeterzYT6259]

“Today we’re gonna play a game called ‘there is no game’” Me: “genjutsu of that level won’t work on me”

[@Kerguelen.Mapping]

sam is the type of guy to remember a code on the impossible quiz

[@oFloofy]

if you think i'm gonna watch this whole thing you're absolutely right

[@JinxVixx]

21:13 “plug it in baby“ 😭😭

[@randomjunk6921]

I fell asleep like 4 times while watching this video. Also, BEAT IT.

[@Millieby20]

Man I love this non-game

[@gavintulenchik5426]

Nice pfp

[@xlplayz]

You know it’s a good day when Sam makes a 3 hour 39 minutes and 2 second video

[@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl]

Don’t read my name

[@drionMINECRAFT]

SHUT @@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl

[@Empvious]

11:11 so much nostalgia ps3 startup vibes

[@lostacegaming2046]

Thanks man for full gameplay ❤

[@ZxxBear]

Am I gonna watch Sam play nothing for three and a half hours when I’m supposed to be attending a wedding? *yes, yes I am*

[@monkeyconta]

watching a youtuber instead of going to a wedding is CRAZY

[@eeveefever13]

nahhh you better go to that wedding 😭

[@ZxxBear]

@@eeveefever13 Sams too important 😬

[@ZxxBear]

@@monkeyconta I didn’t like them anyway they looked a little like the suicide grunts from halo

[@unubun]

@@ZxxBearohh nah the disrespect you put is insane 💀

[@Slinsluh]

Anyone remember when dantdm played this

[@Australia12590]

Nostalgas kicking in

[@girl_on_pawzz]

Sam:"no dont let the germans out!" Me :LET ME OUT OF THE BASEMENTTTT

[@Cilusuthatperson7]

BEAT IT egg: 👁️👄👁️ Me: 👹in the weirdest position watching this👹

[@aSaMu92_]

I really loved this game a while ago when i played it for the first time, and i really liked to see your entire gameplay! That bring me a lot of memories and i really enjoyed it! ♥️

[@Sickbeatswithasg174]

You know it gets real when Sam posts a 3+ hr vid

[@sourpatchfr]

I love how he’s is just messing around😂😂😂

[@EliottK]

I cant believe you BEAT IT 3 hours and 40 minutes.. I could never!

[@Grandma_gambler]

If sam thinks I am going to watch the video all the way until 1:54:13 without a break, then he is correct. "BEAT IT"

[@UHMD4VIDRBLX]

Sambucha, thank you for bringing this masterpiece of a video for me. That was a roller coaster of emotions that I was not expecting. None of my favorite KZbinrs have ever played this game all the way through and you’re the only one who could’ve made it entertaining this much. ❤

[@FactFinderIsAwesome]

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[@FactFinderIsAwesome]

sa

[@FactFinderIsAwesome]

sam

[@FactFinderIsAwesome]

samb

[@FactFinderIsAwesome]

sambu

[@Elma90]

I like how in almost every part of the game we make something to screwdrive with Also, beat

[@alyssaS567]

This os the longest video ive watched in one sitting. Before clicking i thought this would be like a 45 minite video but when i clicked on i saw it was over 3 hours😭

[@joshmccormick278]

I loved watching this 'not a' game, really enjoyed you playing it! Very good content and an amazing game

[@PebbleRockBolder]

I’ve waited for so long for him to play this game 😌

[@wDStarDust]

what game???? Did you even watch the video??? He literally didnt play anything.

[@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl]

Don’t read my name

[@hyspher]

​@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlbot

[@N-CEO]

Ok

[@Iamno1_hehe]

​@RomanisRandomNo kids falling for that💀

[@teartrapz2897]

Ngl I watched this whole thing in the span of like 4 days between work and stuff but really enjoyed it

[@goober758]

finally some good longer videos

[@newcastlesk7665]

Sam is the type of guy to play a game that doesn’t exists and still rage quits

[@AK_638]

Unfunny and stop spamming comments just for likes

[@newcastlesk7665]

@@AK_638 stop reading the comments and stop sharing your opinion an KZbin comments

[@Syurve]

​@@AK_638stop watching KZbin

[@AK_638]

@@newcastlesk7665it’s an opinion for a reason

[@AK_638]

@@SyurveI’m good thanks

[@luvlymadistopanimaltesting7788]

you know it’s serious when sambucha posts a three hour video

[@TheSmileyCoyote]

This gameplay makes me think of the Sesame Street book There's A Monster At The End Of This Book. lol

[@maiikat.]

I remember when i played this in like 2018/2017 with my sister on my Nana's old computer. I miss those times.