I Played A Game That Doesn't Exist

[@Emky17]

Sam is the type of guy to post from 30 minutes long videos to 3 hours and 30 minutes

[@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl]

Don’t read my name

[@darkonautgaming23]

@@DontreadthedescriptonmychanlLuckily for you, I won’t! You are very welcome! I would like compensation for my assistance in the form of $5.

[@InverseCorrelation1]

@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok I won’t

[@AK_638]

Ok and?

[@stephen8797]

shut up

[@animaniac181]

Was not expecting to get so invested in the storyline of a not-game

[@Hiodisco]

200th like

[@lanagain1462]

Same!

[@rxndomfxndom7405]

I found this non-game from EazySpeezy but same

[@ianflores4662]

241th like

[@ly-r7]

Same

[@notyoutube2599]

am I going to watch Sam play a game that isn’t a game for three hours and thirty minutes, yes, yes I will.

[@mrworld1645]

beat it

[@KknoXxunoreverse]

Same

[@Mistythecat-t8g]

Me to I’m on 2h rn

[@noorjahanbegum1198]

I’m on no hour

[@Hitaro69]

this is what im doing on my weekend lmao

[@normalerror7611]

30:26 “plant the water” - sambucha 2024

[@wildK9spirit]

That was exactly what I was gonna say 😑

[@l-Ichia_night-l]

@Ralukkaai had a seizure trying to understand

[@minori6-8]

i plant water too, wdym?

[@3ye_4m_sunn7]

@@minori6-8you too!?

[@ThereforeTower]

@@minori6-8 i, too, plater the want

[@jmac0608]

You know it boutta be good when Sam posts a movie

[@Vonchy]

Extended cut ahh movie

[@cherrytomatoes2613]

this is 3 and a half movies

[@lishixin2673]

Unfunny -kavetion🤡

[@Tetracontakaitetragon]

​@@lishixin2673 who th is kavetion

[@parkerphipps6123]

​@@lishixin2673unfunny your life

[@roastytoasty4350]

Sambucha: alright, just don’t take me to France Black hole: takes Sambucha to France anyway

[@xytruxGD]

33:56

[@roastytoasty4350]

@@xytruxGDthanks

[@mctogo001]

it's not a black hole, it's an interdimensional portal

[@roastytoasty4350]

@@mctogo001 oh

[@minori6-8]

@@mctogo001uhm according to gigi its a colored black hole 🤓👆

[@MidnightDStroyer]

Mise en abyme: French for "Placement In Abyss." In practice, it's when an image has a smaller image of itself in itself, & an even smaller image of itself inside of that...Gives the impression of being reduced into infinity. In literature, it's a microcosm of a related story inside of the larger story itself, like in a dream sequence...In the American Werewolf In London movie, the protagonist David sleeping made use of this by nesting a nightmare within a nightmare within a nightmare. You've probably noticed the running joke about how the narrator (named "Game") keeps getting called out for having a Russian accent. That's actually the voice of the game developer, Pascal Cammisotto, who is a native French speaker. During development, the cast/crew had a running joke about how his accent sounded Russian so he decided to run with it in the not-game too. He's also the one who makes his real-life appearance during Chapter 6 of the game. And yes, the KickStarter funding for developing this wasn't enough...He really did run out of money before completing this not-game...But he was determined to finish it anyway, so he modified the story line to take that into account too. That's why it's mentioned in a few different places through the course of the game...I mean, non-game. Chapter 4: The perfect way to work your finger to the bone, huh?... "Hey! Hey! Listen! Listen!" (Whack!) I wonder how many game players have wanted to do that to the real Navi without totally breaking the game? Also, you did too much digging in the dirt? Well, in a clicker game like that, what do you *always* do to solve a problem? Throw money at it, of course. It's always the solution the devs prefer most. In Chapter 5, I love Gigi's (Julie Shields) song. I love it so much that I sometimes load up the autosave for Chapter 5 & play through just for the sole purpose fo hearing it again. It's quite easy to take your time & listen to it, even though she only sings lyrics for the first two verses, always humming the melody after that...But she *always* sings the chorus (the clues) fully so there's no time limit to solve the puzzle. I've found that solving the memory card puzzle is easier by drawing a quick diagram of the cards & number them according to their positions. When you're stuck in the cellphone you can find that one phone number in the emails...But you already know a different phone number from earlier. Remember Miss Voodoo (555-2368)? Try calling that number too. You can see the second ending if you load up the "Epilog" save file from the menu, then when you're given the choice to play the game or erase the source coding, just hit the other button that you *didn't* hit before; No, you don't have to play through the whole non-game again to get there.

[@jebas2383]

YOU SPENT YOUR TIME BUT YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE TIME TO LIKE THIS COMMENT RESPECT TO YOU BRO

[@r_and_a433]

How does this have so little likes?!

[@minori6-8]

oh i thiught the russian joke was meant to be there 😭

[@johnnyziade118]

I bet after his fingers were GONE.

[@Ducky_duckman]

For some really weird reason, whenever I fall asleep watching KZbin I always wake up to this video. I have no clue why 69 likes….. that’s a funny number

[@1KittyMeep]

Me too

[@Kidn00dl3_]

I am also duck

[@MxShadow8]

That just happened to me

[@Username81628]

That literally happened to me last night what

[@Its_zaraa]

wait you too?

[@justanothergamer64]

"Now invest into pot" is a sentence I did not expect to hear in this playthrough.

[@Therealistfroggo]

When

[@justanothergamer64]

@@Therealistfroggo 1:51:54

[@OmnipotentChickenNugget]

I was using it for background noise and I nearly died when he said that

[@Cherrylime.-zy3vh]

Bro- seriously.... Its normally more like "GAHH! DAMNIT!! I BOUGHT THE POT ON ACCIDENT!! GAAAAHH THERE GOES 200 COINS!" 😂😂

[@OmnipotentChickenNugget]

@@Cherrylime.-zy3vh what are you talking about

[@vivaanagrawal7887]

Only Sam can think that 40 mins is a long vid and then casually post a 3 hour one

[@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl]

Don’t read my name

[@AK_638]

@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok

[@yok9296]

​@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlyou're not funny

[@Arman_914]

​@@yok9296 hes a bot, report him

[@Medi-mo2nh]

@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok then I won’t

[@TheRealXCGD]

3:33:57 Sambucha: It’s amazing that there’s only one control, and that’s a click. Geometry Dash: You have no idea.

[@maxdangernardozzi]

Space bar

[@TheRealXCGD]

@@maxdangernardozzi Depends if you're on mobile or not. Anyways, sometimes GD is 1(Classic), 2(2 Player Classic), 3(Platformer), or 6(2 Player Platformer) gameplay.

[@kondoesroblox69420]

did you just watch the entire video?

[@TheRealXCGD]

@@kondoesroblox69420 Yes, I did.

[@KellerTwigg]

@@kondoesroblox69420would you not watch the entire thing?

[@RH_Raptor]

10:01 “so I probably have to choose what country is superior-“ I freaking died on that line it was too perfect 😂

[@Mr.Allo_real]

Y'know Sam's comments on his long-form videos are far more positive and peaceful than his shorts

[@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl]

Don’t read my name

[@uncarrot]

​@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok

[@brainboy53]

@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok I won’t, what ever your name is

[@CanyonEdit]

​@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlk

[@2AM_Drixzy]

𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓽

[@Jake1101_lol]

I like when Sam casually drinks water with the loud gulping sound.

[@inky-pj7ox]

✨the power of sound effects✨

[@luisleongaming1776]

The same one every time too

[@Xboxer600]

Ik I was looking for a comment that pointed this out

[@evarogozinska567]

i think the water sound is disgusting

[@brianorozco1074]

@@inky-pj7ox I know a guy irl who actually makes that sound whenever he drinks water.

[@each-uisge_]

His reaction after "Alright, just don't take me to France" only to immediately be greeted by croissants and the French flag made me laugh so much that I had to rewind just to see it again

[@KAMICOLO11]

3:37:25 Sam: "After 5 and a half hours, I can finally play the game!" *Game.EXE has stopped working*

[@minori6-8]

"Hello!"

[@Herobrine59470]

"I knew it!"

[@ballerkidzofficalmusic]

Famous quotes from Sambucha “for a game that is not a game” brings tears of laughter to my eyes every time 😂

[@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl]

Don’t read my name

[@hyspher]

​@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl bot

[@oceans6517]

@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl🤖

[@itsethan155]

- this is very much a game

[@v_ufgg]

you know its gonna be good when sam shows actual emotion. also BEAT IT

[@ahsredheadgrl]

You

[@MegaAEV]

You BEAT IT Does a reply count as a comment

[@JustBlack4]

@@MegaAEV ahhhhhh

[@bensonsouthwick5030]

Wow. I was invested all the way. This non-game was epic. I didnt go to school today because i am sick and watching a 3 hour movie from sam just made my day

[@memerindisguise]

SAME

[@cawz9059]

SAME WHAT IM SICK TOO

[@SloppyToons]

My on says “ if I’m too sick for school, I’m too sick for my phone💀”

[@caelanborrowman5245]

​@@SloppyToonsI HATE WHEN MY PARENTS SAY THATTTT

[@SloppyToons]

@@caelanborrowman5245 I guess I should just sit and do nothing for 12 hours

[@MadeByKake]

This "Non" game was awesome it has everything i need Drama, RPG, puzzles, all kind of game styles, music and an amazing long love story❤

[@env-]

“Just dont take me to France” -Sambucha being teleported to France

[@JadeHakola]

Frenc💀🏳

[@PROBTD]

Given the rate of how the length of sam's videos are increasing, I think we can expect to see 24 hour long videos next year

[@perryakers4222]

lol

[@CanOfMilo]

Sam in 2030: I JUST SPENT 1 WEEK IN VR!!

[@jtteope1178]

We bout to see him hit the world record in just 1 year and a few months

[@SomeGuyMC-YT]

Did u know that KZbin has a limit of 12 hrs a video

[@shanielfoster]

​@@SomeGuyMC-YTlook up 100 hour video on youtube

[@punandpongfamily5480]

you know its gon be good when sam takes 3 hours to complete a game that doesn’t even exist.💀

[@JadeHakola]

Glitchy ball: no game! Game: dammit! THE END

[@Catnip.creature]

Most games: 1-2 hours There's no game: 5+ hours

[@pengxu9244]

idk what types of games are 1-2 hours but ok

[@chetkent7974]

@@pengxu9244Minecraft if you make a house, Palworld, and many other but I don’t have all day to list them all

[@kondoesroblox69420]

1-2 hours is a fucking speedrun

[@tedddropdead]

most games 1-2 days*

[@vortexdragon2897]

*elden ring has joined the chat*

[@LaurenLobel]

sam’s audience: WE WANT MORE SAMBUCHA Sam: Posts 3.5 hour video sam’s audience: 🫥

[@JadeHakola]

Sam: *posts a 10 hour video* Sam's audience: 🙂

[@StockerJimCaseohs]

@@JadeHakola Sam: *posts a 15 hour video* Sam’s audience: 😃

[@DWUFY212]

1:38:15 Is absolutely no one going to talk about how he somehow managed to pass this part by randomly guessing instead of doing it the intentional way

[@Y999IX]

@PamelaAnderson-dt6hs part 2 of that? 😑

[@justanothergamer64]

@@Y999IX part 2 of hacking your device, more like.

[@Y999IX]

​@@justanothergamer64 sady i pressed the link so i hope i didn't get hacked 😅

[@justanothergamer64]

@@Y999IX what is it? I don't wanna click in case I get hacked

[@Y999IX]

@@justanothergamer64 the name of that youtube link is: (How to withdraw/Swap Minereum BSC TO Ethereum How to Buy and Sell minereum BSC TO Ethereum) it's weird i know

[@nerdnode]

I like how when you punch Wilhelm, he uses the Wilhelm scream. Fun little detail.

[@jaquimason314]

Sambucha is that guy who would go on the world's scariest roller coaster and not scream

[@hannies_quokka_]

58:14 when Sam said “I’m over here baby look” I could not stop laughing 😂😂

[@roastytoasty4350]

Ayo!

[@Loufieloufie]

1:51:56 “now invest into pot” WHAT 😂

[@kondoesroblox69420]

did you actually watch most of it?!

[@Loufieloufie]

@@kondoesroblox69420 I finished the video

[@lemon_memies]

​@@kondoesroblox69420spend 2 hours of my life

[@theperson3275]

@@kondoesroblox69420bro it’s just a joke

[@EmiliziukasLt]

@@kondoesroblox69420 u dont?

[@Sherkynerdo]

Sam is the type of guy to add an annoying gulp sound every time he takes a drink

[@moxxiexrandomimp9029]

Yes

[@Moshmosh134]

Philza Minecraft-

[@lulumarati3990]

I thought he has a Editor

[@Cola_bacon]

So true

[@dorothywillowreign5748]

If you think I’m gonna watch sambucha play a game that’s fake for 3 hours , you are ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

[@x_zox7309]

Faxs

[@Baseballboii]

I did not expect the whole video to just feel like a 3hr and 30m long movie. Truly amazing!

[@brianorozco1074]

Fr

[@Xseungberry_bmX]

Voice: grow the tree. Sam: * proceeds to try to crush the sapling with a heavy box *

[@British-R-Mapping]

Sambucha, thank you for bringing this masterpiece of a video for me. That was a roller coaster of emotions that I was not expecting. None of my favorite KZbinrs have ever played this game all the way through and you’re the only one who could’ve made it entertaining this much. Also, BEAT IT!

[@katapap4449]

33:57 just dont bring me to France, the second after... Is in France 🤣

[@wezletbullock7424]

Someone make a tier list of all of Sam’s many different facial expressions. And as a side event try and categorize each one as either genuine or forced… sounds kinda fun

[@APursuitMoment]

Sam is the type of guy to call a cane a “crane”

[@Xavier-cutie123]

3:38:17

[@clairehughes7723]

Mum: one more video and then bed ok Me:

[@ginawitt1]

37:37 I can confirm Sambucha did not add that sound effect.

[@aidengamingchannel9250]

Sam:please don’t take me to France Non-game:*takes him to France*

[@AtesTrk69]

Bienvenue en France mon ami ! 🇫🇷

[@TheGoldenRobloxian420]

I just finished watching this whole thing, normally long videos are boring but I was here the whole way. Great video Sam!

[@kitayskiykabachek8244]

Yeah, i finished it rn... Even if i played this before its interesting

[@JadeHakola]

And i finished 2 TIMES

[@pigfrompiggies19]

“Just don’t take me to france.” *(goes to France)* “😟”

[@Random_stuffs583]

😟🙂‍↔️

[@Bellaloves98]

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🫨🫨🔪💀🪦

[@ambghana235]

JUST BEAT IT BEAAT IT BEAT IT BEAAT IT BEAT IT 1:54:13 2:20:42 he knows 🗿 2:37:05 new song ITS OUT NOW 💃🏻🕺

[@tooch8820]

This video is absolutely amazing, I’ve seen so many play throughs of this game m, but never one as good as this, keep up the good work! Also BEAT IT

[@KINGguardian1394]

1:38:31 bro rly just guessed the code. 😭

[@TornAlpaca7017]

IKR bro got lucky

[@Thereal13thdoctor]

Am i watching a movie today at 11 AM , yes, am I up at 5 AM watching this man? also yes

[@MrCarz14]

3:29 That sound affect was not necessary💀💀💀

[@SashaironfistGaming-SUB2MEEPLZ]

lol fr

[@TomatoForOne]

Neither was the jokes around 7:15

[@MrCarz14]

@@TomatoForOne Fr💀

[@thisisIix]

i can finally sleep knowing i finished the video...

[@Mamafakerr]

1:38:19 BRO THE PUZZLE IS EXTREMELY HARD AND IT WOULD TAKE 10 MINUTES OR SO TO SOLVE YET SAM LITTREALLY JUST GUESSED IT

[@Camman18family]

8:35 “I’m drowning! AaAaAaAaAa🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️aaAA@@@!!!1!” -Game

[@minori6-8]

"Translate to English"

[@IStoleYourToast_6]

Sam is the type of guy to add sound effects when he drinks

[@Witchettygrub21]

now when he says nut

[@UHMD4VIDRBLX]

Sambucha, thank you for bringing this masterpiece of a video for me. That was a roller coaster of emotions that I was not expecting. None of my favorite KZbinrs have ever played this game all the way through and you’re the only one who could’ve made it entertaining this much. ❤

[@Gamicaleye]

s

[@Gamicaleye]

sa

[@Gamicaleye]

sam

[@Gamicaleye]

samb

[@Gamicaleye]

sambu

[@newcastlesk7665]

Sam is the type of guy to play a game that doesn’t exists and still rage quits

[@AK_638]

Unfunny and stop spamming comments just for likes

[@newcastlesk7665]

@@AK_638 stop reading the comments and stop sharing your opinion an KZbin comments

[@Syurve]

​@@AK_638stop watching KZbin

[@AK_638]

@@newcastlesk7665it’s an opinion for a reason

[@AK_638]

@@SyurveI’m good thanks

[@victoriamarotta0213]

This was actually quite entertaining. This game-*ahem*-non-game was crazy! So many levels and layers. A very well-thought up game. This must have taken forever to code properly, so props to the devs! I am impressed.

[@st_ph_nnnn]

Am I gonna watch Sam play nothing for three and a half hours when I’m supposed to be attending a wedding? *yes, yes I am*

[@monkeyconta]

watching a youtuber instead of going to a wedding is CRAZY

[@eeveefever13]

nahhh you better go to that wedding 😭

[@st_ph_nnnn]

@@eeveefever13 Sams too important 😬

[@st_ph_nnnn]

@@monkeyconta I didn’t like them anyway they looked a little like the suicide grunts from halo

[@unubun]

@@st_ph_nnnnohh nah the disrespect you put is insane 💀

[@JoyviaI]

I love this game! I’ve played through it 5 times, and every time I forget everything so it’s awesome every time!

[@epic_diamond]

Same

[@HeisenbergFam]

Sam casually spent almost 4 hours playing no game, thats dedication

[@wDStarDust]

Exactly

[@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl]

Don’t read my name

[@Strangerthingslover-t5p]

at 8:46 when it said "im...im not dead" the sun actually like became brighter

[@Lil_Berri]

You do realise every country has a different time right?

[@ICantThinkOfAnameeee]

​@@Lil_Berri so?

[@FlamexKatana0803]

Sam is the type of guy to not just do a livestream

[@ItsYaGirlLia]

Ikr

[@Grimstroyer]

Your just bored😂

[@SterryNightSky]

Livestreams are just boring

[@M_21654]

@@Grimstroyeryou think you’re the king

[@Grimstroyer]

@@M_21654 I'm death, something that will happen to all of us someday

[@Kerguelen.Mapping]

sam is the type of guy to remember a code on the impossible quiz

[@Hyperfrogge]

If sam thinks I am going to watch the video all the way until 1:54:13 without a break, then he is correct. "BEAT IT"

[@NextLevelLuv]

""BEAT IT" if you see this egg", (based off of the video) I love the game so far. It looks really fun. The story is built really well. It isn't boring when you have to repeat the game again. The animation had a lot of thought put into it. I hope you enjoyed the game, it looks absolutely, extremely, fun!

[@xlplayz]

You know it’s a good day when Sam makes a 3 hour 39 minutes and 2 second video

[@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl]

Don’t read my name

[@Drion_MCGD]

SHUT @@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl

[@afrahbawazeer1095]

when Sam postes a 3 hour video you know its gonna be a great video lol

[@TheGreatWallofMemes]

Whenever he stops moving I almost end up breaking my ipad thinking it was bad internet

[@Zoe-ql2lg]

I like how when Sam is saying that he needs to listen the “game” he is literally talking over what it is saying 😂😂😂

[@Lexibun2019]

Sam is the type of guy to say the most out of place things and keep a straight face

[@oFloofy]

if you think i'm gonna watch this whole thing you're absolutely right

[@areyoulostbabygirl1825]

I love the "Super Hot" game reference, and every other moments of the video! It was very fun to watch, and I would love to see more of your videos ^^ (also, BEAT IT)

[@laliune]

Yes!!! I was just waiting for someone to say that, I loved it!

[@Fangs_Edits]

“They will come” “I don’t want them to come” ”well they will come regardless” almost blew my cover I am supposed to be sleeping 😅

[@txsphere]

Sam is the type of guy that doesn't smile, but in his video we get many genuine smiles and that green shirt really shows how big his arms are.

[@purplexxgacha348]

fr like im melting in here 🥰

[@niccolopersi5761]

Sadly sam is also the type of guy to say to "listen to that guy more" and then 2 minutes after ignore 2 blatant hints on what to do

[@xx4lerxx]

I cant believe sam actually played this game... And 'Beat it'

[@hyperflax4157]

Bro knows

[@Herobrine59470]

THE NONE GAME!

[@Sickbeatswithasg174]

You know it gets real when Sam posts a 3+ hr vid

[@EvelynVlogs-pk4ic]

“This is a small tree”😭my humor is broken

[@josiah_the_cinephile]

i really just sat and watched sambuch for 3.5 hours

[@PebbleRockBolder]

I’ve waited for so long for him to play this game 😌

[@wDStarDust]

what game???? Did you even watch the video??? He literally didnt play anything.

[@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl]

Don’t read my name

[@hyspher]

​@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlbot

[@C-Y-N_REAL]

Ok

[@Iamno1_hehe]

​@RomanisRandomNo kids falling for that💀

[@akii07287]

I didn't expect this video at all but I watched it till the end and I gotta say I LOVE IT!!

[@JulianR-h2w]

“I don’t want them to come” “well there going to come regardless”😅😅🤣😆😂

[@deathbacon4518]

Sam is the type of guy to spend tens of minutes on a section in order to BEAT IT

[@AcceleratorOnYT]

Thanks!

[@Renewedsole4846]

W

[@CloudCookie1013]

This reminds me of an old artist who sang “BEAT IT”! I love this video so much, I watch it when im bored.

[@Matildasogirl]

34:42 😂sambuchas dancing is so funny

[@purrex]

Sam is the type of guy to drink water louder than he talks.

[@thathuman1389]

Sam is the type of guy to have no sheets on his bed.

[@aSaMu92_]

I really loved this game a while ago when i played it for the first time, and i really liked to see your entire gameplay! That bring me a lot of memories and i really enjoyed it! ♥️

[@xGlistenMirrorx]

Holmes: Mr. Wilhems, Are you dead? Watson: Holmes. He's floating.

[@tatertot_yum]

sam is the type of guy to think a bottle opener is a key 😂

[@FurretAnimationsIsEpic]

Sam is the type of guy to ask us to comment “BEAT IT” if we see the egg at exactly 1:54:11

[@KelsieSchweizer-hq7bm]

That confused me??

[@TheBeadyCart]

You just spoiled it for everyone else

[@joshmccormick278]

I loved watching this 'not a' game, really enjoyed you playing it! Very good content and an amazing game

[@gibhaid]

if you think im going to sit down and watch sam play not a game for 3 and a half hours, you’re right

[@Slinsluh]

Anyone remember when dantdm played this

[@mrmike06]

Nostalgas kicking in

[@minori6-8]

👍

[@roccothepuppy8332]

Sam is the type of guy to play a game that does not exist.

[@FireToasterYT]

Sam is the type of guy to say he’s not a gaming channel because he’s playing a game called this is not a game

[@LeandroPalilingan]

I'm watching this video literally from evening/afternoon until this hour, but that's a long journey tho and also feel happy to see the ending but well. Great Game Sam!

[@ZGammer_suii]

I did not expect that cuss word in the video

[@Cocodloco]

1:38:21 Sam holy shart that luck man

[@newcastlesk7665]

Sam is the type of guy to buy his own merch to make money

[@AK_638]

😐

[@Wyhren]

😐

[@Lunar-dx8pv]

😐

[@zkproductions4351]

😐

[@newcastlesk7665]

@@zkproductions4351 Sam is the type of guy to say 😐 to his own video

[@mienwoo9586]

Love the water drinking sound effects😂

[@iLoveBread260]

Sam is the type of guy to make good content