I Played Poland As The Developers Intended & Lost My MIND

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@Archphoenix1 4 ай бұрын

"prepare for the inevitable" is basically when paradox announces HoI5 in 4 years and ISP has to do all of this all over agin for another 10 years

@mattd7566 4 ай бұрын

Job security

@donpollo3154 4 ай бұрын

Hoi5 A-Z

@drip7797 4 ай бұрын

@@donpollo3154 sejozwak moment

@bilalstudent6572 4 ай бұрын

@@drip7797 sejozwak finding out Hoi5 has somehow more bugs than hoi4 ever did

@ryanrg1545 4 ай бұрын

Its an all-ending cycle

@samuellesage7020 4 ай бұрын

Ah yes, the capital of the exiled government of Poland: Eastern Syria

@GyaruRespecter 4 ай бұрын

Paradox's eternal curse: Making a bunch of interesting-sounding niche gimmicks, only to realize too late that they're all utterly pointless compared to playing the game normally.

@zacharysilver911 4 ай бұрын

Just like the surprise strike operation that is supposed to mimic pearl harbor

@RonaldParkinson-fm7km 4 ай бұрын

Honestly the problem half the time is that they're just balanced in such a way that they're either impossible or not worth doing. The exile path should just get a special operation that guarantees the Warsaw Uprising after a bit of time, a bit like the French communist missions that guarantee a Welsh and Scottish uprising. Most of these "gimmick" paths could be saved with some reimagining of how they work, but Paradox won't ever go back and change them.

@Elyseon 4 ай бұрын

And some choices are pointless or actually broken. Nobody doing a monarchist Portugal run wastes PP boosting monarchist sentiment in Brazil because it does nothing visible, and triggering the BR civil war is simply much more straightforward.

@TheArklyte 4 ай бұрын

@@zacharysilver911 Correct me if I'm wrong, but Surprise Strike doesn't give wargoal warning, isn't affected by wargoal justification time maluses, allows to executes free strategic bombing in a region until it runs so you just concentrate it on airfields, radars and AAA so when it runs out you can start nuking with uncontested air superiority, no?

@lsnik 4 ай бұрын

@@TheArklyteyou need a wargoal before you do coordinated strike

@Fire157_ 4 ай бұрын

11:55 Hmm, we got NATO, the Comintern, and the Axis hanging out on the east Adriatic

@R3GARnator 4 ай бұрын

NAFO expansion is non-negotiable!

@The_whales 4 ай бұрын

You can only change yourself for the better to prevent nato expansion!

@cyriell 4 ай бұрын

Sounds like a the start of a bad joke

@ProfTricky3168 4 ай бұрын

@@cyrielland then the dog enter

@DwarfenBlizzard 4 ай бұрын

Warsaw Uprising is OP as hell once you fire it, unless it was just bugged or they've changed it since last time I did it (years ago). It gave me back all my land (including that which got annexed by the Soviets), parts of Italy for some reason and hundreds of decent veteran units everywhere.

@xanthespace5141 4 ай бұрын

Yeah once a country revolts they get all of their core territory which I think is very ridiculous in some cases tbh

@johnuthus 4 ай бұрын

i did the commie usa path before it got patched and annex the whole of the USSR, and then the Warsaw upring started in me and not germany so, that was fun

@einkar4219 3 ай бұрын

after capitulation Polish soldiers didn't stopped fighting, there was many polish units scattered through every front fom skyies over Britan through Monte Casinto to Middle east so it is historically plausible that most of them if uprising was successful would return also for Italy land polish soldiers participated in fight there

@CommanderBohn 3 ай бұрын

@@einkar4219Aye.

@rauhau_ 4 ай бұрын

Warsaw uprising: only some part of Warsaw rebeled paradox: most of Poland rebeled

@Donolohe 4 ай бұрын

To be fair, the Warsaw wasn't even actually supposed to participate in the whole operation, which mostly targeted the cities in the East as Red Army re-entered the old Polish borders on their march to Berlin. AK/Home Army actually managed to successfully retake a couple of cities with help of Soviets (or Soviets retook them with help of AK, whichever way you want to see it), but once all was done they were packed into trains and carted away to camps by NKVD. Warsaw Uprising was a last, desperate step to re-establish Polish government rather than succumb to puppet one brought in with the Soviets.

@Hiddenus1 3 ай бұрын

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz. Born in Chrząszczyżewoszyce, Łękołody district, died in Mszczonowieścice, Grzmiszczosławice commune, Trzcinogrzechotnikowo district. During his life he was friends with Szczepan Brzęczyszczewski with whom he lived together in Mszczonowieścice. He was uncle of Jakub Błaszczykowski. xD Sorry, just couldn't resist throwing this here after you mentioned "guy with too long name", mixed with pre-WW2 period... Had my thoughts go straight to "How I started world war 2" movie. :D

@Polishgamer-fq2sw 3 ай бұрын

I love that movie you polish too?

@MrArekrem 4 ай бұрын

I'm clicking 'Expand Polish Intelligence' repeatedly, with tears in my eyes, but I don't feel any smarter.

@Idletsu 4 ай бұрын

13:33 China now owns Oslo

@ZWChan-vf8hz 4 ай бұрын

Bruh

@pimentaze2886 4 ай бұрын

Your right 😳😳😳😳😵‍💫🫨🫨😫🤫🤔🫢🫢🫢😛

@droidsucksatwarthunder 4 ай бұрын

"your name is timy, its time to wake up from the comma" - trully one of, if not the best quote ive ever heard its so good youtube autofilled it

@JustFloppa1410 4 ай бұрын

RAAHHHHH POLAND MENTIONED 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@tonylee1667 4 ай бұрын

How long is your name

@ptasznik5973 4 ай бұрын

POLSKA GUROM

@jordanronayne7867 4 ай бұрын

I'm sertan his first name is probs. Jeшчемnikilyuht @@tonylee1667

@martakowal950 4 ай бұрын

JESZCE POLSKA NIE ZGINEŁA KIEDY MY ŻYJEMY!

@funnygirls4150 3 ай бұрын

@@tonylee1667 Our Polish names are not long! My name is Grzegorczyk Bręczyszczykowianecznikowski.

@Based_n_Boredpilled 4 ай бұрын

2:47 Polish Walter White

@KFP_Prophet 4 ай бұрын

Alternatively, bald Jeremy Corbyn.

@MrJedroi258 4 ай бұрын

They both killed themselves, but Heisenberg accidentally

@maciejbala477 4 ай бұрын

Waldemar Biały

@metetural9140 4 ай бұрын

@MrJedroi258 Walter did try to shoot himself in Season 1 at the start. Mr. Slawek did the same but was more successful

@gahler8552 3 ай бұрын

"Jesse, we need cook uprising!"

@pablo_escanor1681 4 ай бұрын

The ai does cheat quite a lot when it comes to garrisons. For the Warsaw uprising achievement you pretty much have to give it to Tannu Tuva, who despite being tannu Tuva somehow still puts up a ridiculous fight

@hecksters423 4 ай бұрын

Tannu what?

@ANormalHuman1220 4 ай бұрын

Who else up hearting they iron rn?

@supt1x93 4 ай бұрын

Hearting my iron until i four😊

@spypergaming 4 ай бұрын

@supt1x93 newing my order until I [STRENG GEHEIM]

@Pinataparvati 4 ай бұрын

Hearting my iron to the 4 years of age🥰🥰

@Alexvondark 4 ай бұрын

Iron my hearts 4 times

@mrwri 4 ай бұрын

who else up marching their eagles?

@Igorilianu 4 ай бұрын

We need the RAT, immediately, you are gonna give it to us funny man that plays strategy games

@aidenbooksmith2351 4 ай бұрын

the rat returned in his second channel!!

@FalkyRocket2222 4 ай бұрын

@@aidenbooksmith2351errm actually its a 3rd channel 🤓🤓

@Igorilianu 4 ай бұрын

@@aidenbooksmith2351 I know and that's why I want it in this one too

@niofalpha 4 ай бұрын

This is the first time literally anybody has used the government in exile feature

@EvelynNdenial 4 ай бұрын

ah yes the historical route, where poland conquers italy then invades poland through germany.

@kacperdudenko6828 4 ай бұрын

Actually you get unique leader trait "King of the exiles" when you go monarchist path. It's cool as heck

@koperekhabsburdzki43 4 ай бұрын

13:55 thats literally how half of Polish public discourse looks like during 1'th of August

@Kbsudao 4 ай бұрын

0:10 did you realy play it on Recruit difficulty?

@FlynnHarrod 4 ай бұрын

Because he's playing poland

@kirill1605_ 4 ай бұрын

Cuz he played old saves on the second channel and forgot to turn back regular difficulty

@filiprohn1643 4 ай бұрын

Every Tymoteusz will be very happy about this upload, I can tell

@thegrumpyraccoon 4 ай бұрын

1936 Vichy France is actually OP. You remove all bad buffs and by 1938 you either get everything back or create Latin Entente and kick Germany.

@TheRavenLord1 4 ай бұрын

Petition for ISP to play Syndicalist Italy/Roman Empire in Kaiserredux Day 85

@eragonenfrancais1342 4 ай бұрын

Hammer of God No. 3

@huni1939 4 ай бұрын

Ah yes when the ultimate strategy is surrendering (sounds really French)

@Personofearth_1683 4 ай бұрын

ISP I Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz is quite offended about your statement on my name. I would like an apology (I speak polish and I still had to look up how to spell it)

@richardmcguffie105 4 ай бұрын

7:53 This reminds me of when in Catch-22 Milo was selling eggs for less than he buys them for but somehow making a profit hahaha (also set in WW2 Italy LUL)

@Arthion 4 ай бұрын

I think PDX broke a ton of resistance related foci and events by making the AI capable of switching occupation laws. I know at least as Ethiopia that trying to do their whole Africa rebellions is a nightmare since the AI just switches to military governor as soon as you generate some resistance.

@MrJedroi258 4 ай бұрын

4:35 funfact about Irena Anders, She was the second wife of Władysław Anders, also known as Generic White Bald Dude

@Captpolak 4 ай бұрын

Operation Unthinkable could have saved us alot of headaches today.

@thegeneralmitch 4 ай бұрын

@8:51 **A snake casually sits in a Barcelona cafe smoking a pipe.**

@Zwijger 3 ай бұрын

Excellent reference

@drunkenhobo8020 4 ай бұрын

5:28 - Very disappointed Mr. iSorrow - that was a perfect opportunity to say "a bit of a _toehold"._

@please-wake-up-now 4 ай бұрын

Lol, I love how every time ISP plays Poland, it turns into pure chaos. 😂 It’s like the game just knows how to mess with him on purpose! Plus, those Poland memes are just too real! Can't wait for the next one! 🇵🇱🔥

@1101-f6z 3 ай бұрын

I just got the game this week. I started as Poland because I'm Polish ancestry. . . "I'm just going to build my units for anti-tank duh. How hard can it be?" "Surely the Allies will help." "Why are there troops on the Russian boarder I thought I improved relations." It wasn't a good time. That was the first time i felt so helpless in a game and it hit harder because i can't imagine what my family went through in that situation. Warszawo, walcz!

@ShadowGaming-qr6bm 4 ай бұрын

from what I remember hearing, you can't do the warsaw uprising espionage thing if you are strengthening resistance

@dinobanan3211 4 ай бұрын

The Allies actually went to Poland in your game?! This ain't fair!

@navarog2698 3 ай бұрын

Yep. Not lore acurrate.

@nicey9239 4 ай бұрын

Episode 40 of asking to play as poland, get wojtek, conquer jan mayen and play as jan mayen

@DrRenars 4 ай бұрын

Golden era of HoI is over. It's in a bad state if you see several bugs in one video plus traditionaly bad AI.

@The0Stroy 4 ай бұрын

You go really historical - Tobruk and then the Italian Campaign (especially Monte Cassino) was the main frontline of the Polish Army in Exile...

@AltiDute 12 күн бұрын

Well he messed up with Walery Sławek because he commited suicide in 1939 and Ignacy Mościcki was the one with power...

@sahilhossain8204 4 ай бұрын

Lore of I Played Poland As The Developers Intended & Lost My MIND momentum 100

@Makem12 4 ай бұрын

Paradox should just lower the requirement to 40% for the polish uprising

@Slay1337pl 4 ай бұрын

6:06 That gives a whole new meaning to thep olish anthem.

@VanBourner 4 ай бұрын

3:13 I've heard of pentagon, hexagon but never of chexagon.

@KFP_Prophet 4 ай бұрын

2:47 Bald Corbyn

@adamgadbaw7747 4 ай бұрын

The hapsburg Poland path actually has a nice buff if you're in exile, not that you would usually need it you have the Czech industry Germany should be so weak you roll over them. Also if you pull off the Warsaw uprising I think you can get back some of your territory the Soviets took if you time it right

@WestTaiwanHater 4 ай бұрын

1:18 screw You! With regards, Błażej Szwoleżerowicz

@ShadowAkatora 2 ай бұрын

11:36 - "Befriend Japan" Getting the band back together are we?

@marcinkrz3140 4 ай бұрын

12:27 wet dream of Maria Skłodowska Curie

@stoneee4307 4 ай бұрын

POLAND MENTIONED

@rosecribs1272 4 ай бұрын

Hello my little Tymoteusze

@immoplays9587 4 ай бұрын

4:28 wrong they had garrisons, but in poland... witch the allies usually never do since they dont have enough time when poland only joins the alliance immediately after the germans attack. U really should have turned off allied supplies to prevent them from loosing so much divisions in a pointless battle.

@knightspearhead5718 4 ай бұрын

western germany anschlussed austria at the end Lol

@voided_sun 4 ай бұрын

Nice

@MrJedroi258 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, there is a old event that lets Germany annex Austria if they are in the same faction. I thought it only worked if you go for democratic Kaiser, but it seems to fire anyway

@LordSandwich27 4 ай бұрын

You can actually get a bonus spirit to your leader after capitulation if you go with a soldier king monarchy. Quite helpful and better than the historical route.

@Vuosta 4 ай бұрын

technically you could pull back to a point where you can do the focus then push back out which would be kinda cool, because the stuff in that tree is crazy strong.

@sgt.washington6330 4 ай бұрын

197,000 people away from being possibly the most subscribed hoi gamer on youtube, its been a long time coming, it would be amazing if you get it before the relesase of hoi5

@donekeyboards9 4 ай бұрын

poland hanging out in libya is a normal hoi4 game

@Autism_Frogthe27th 4 ай бұрын

Polska Gurom

@attilarischt2851 4 ай бұрын

"And lost my mind" As if you had any remaining by now

@Vetiyx 4 ай бұрын

The reason you can't get resistance high enough is because paradox changed the default garrison law, it used to be civilian oversight now it's military governor I think.

@leserb9228 4 ай бұрын

12:05 Metro 2033 lore!

@florianbielawa2919 4 ай бұрын

playing historical poland in september, hmm i see

@sylvananas7923 4 ай бұрын

As "paths that need you to cap" Free France has been bugged for years, often times Degaulle is not put in power and it cancels most of the focus tree, also you get a capital in New Caledonia wich ends up fucking up supplies, not to mention the lack of manpower and about everything else

@macintyger2179 4 ай бұрын

When I do this I like doing the colonial Poland focuses after doing the peasant tree

@wgtjunior8975 4 ай бұрын

I WON'T WAKE UP I CAN'T WAKE UP I CAN'T WAKE UP I CAN'T WAKE UP

@Kalbot84 4 ай бұрын

The Italy convoy scam sounds like something Milo Minderbinder would come up with

@mariidiote 4 ай бұрын

I miss being your gravy baby

@sahilhossain8204 4 ай бұрын

Ah yes the resurgence of Polish resistance into space 🇵🇱 🚀 🗿👌😎👍 be like:

@painsufferingandcheese 4 ай бұрын

this is how i played poland on my first run as them after they got a focus tree

@ScotchWhiskey864 4 ай бұрын

Have you ever seen Isorrow and the entire Paradox dev team in one room...

@BoblopZmuda 4 ай бұрын

I'm pretty much convinced the warsaw uprising is pretty much impossible in the current and recent patches

@alexmuller6752 4 ай бұрын

i will stay in the coma thank you very much. can't imagine the real world being better than this fever dream of a down hill ride

@xzardas541 4 ай бұрын

So this is pretty much historical poland but without warsaw suicide killing 90% of polish resistanse. Nice.

@RealMasterWindu 3 ай бұрын

8:49 "My units aren't the best" meanwhile takes over ALL OF ITALY

@Donolohe 4 ай бұрын

Today we're not Timmy, today we're Tymek.

@AdamShifnal 4 ай бұрын

We really are being spoilt with back to back ISP videos!

@pieceofschmidtgamer 4 ай бұрын

Joke's on you, iSorrow! I prefer to live in the delusion!

@tscheisen_6192 4 ай бұрын

I literally did this yesterday, how did he know?

@Auraborias 4 ай бұрын

I want more SLOP

@1992badylek 4 ай бұрын

As someone from Poland, my name isn't that long, it's only 9 letters

@totalwar1793 4 ай бұрын

This is also the most fun way to do 30 Minutes of Hel lol

@antyrak7905 3 ай бұрын

"Polish boy with a long and unpronounceable name" I feel called out lol

@Sunday_fits 4 ай бұрын

It’s crazy because I I actually play Poland and love it

@Alexvondark 4 ай бұрын

Cooking with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💨

@WarThunder_Daily-ish 4 ай бұрын

So fun. (Poland will always be pain)

@jordanpdoesstuff1688 4 ай бұрын

6:54 i desided translate the Regno del sud and it means southern kingdom

@sigmaboost3000 4 ай бұрын

Hahaha he believes that we can ever wake up from the map game coma

@Lattamonsteri 4 ай бұрын

Dont judge us too heavily, timothies. We all make mixtapes

@oneofmanyjames-es1643 4 ай бұрын

Alright, that's it, time to get iSorrow to a secure mental health facility. This is too far.

@ab-wx3or 4 ай бұрын

Poland having cores on the east and Soviet Union not is really, really dumb, and i say it as a Pole. There was like 10% Polish people there, with exception of Vilnus and Lviv, and the locals didnt exactly love being part of Poland.

@natetwehues2428 4 ай бұрын

A foothold in Italy? Surely you mean a toehold.

@imbanan9297 4 ай бұрын

Buddy said as developers intended as if it didnt happen in real life

@maciejbala477 4 ай бұрын

That's precisely the point? It happened in real life so it is "intended" as it's the historical outcome. But obviously it's by far the least fun one.

@ParoK1 4 ай бұрын

1:13 danzig will remain Gdańsk!

@maciejbala477 4 ай бұрын

Timothy in Polish is Tymoteusz, fun fact for ya

@dooorrr 4 ай бұрын

Clicked because Polska mentioned, stayed cause the "polishboy fantasy of mowing Germans" was poked at

@grzegorzkoodziejczyk8007 4 ай бұрын

1:24 why do you call me out like that?

@kotwczapce1742 4 ай бұрын

i have tried it twice and... well i think you need to time it perfectly, you get decent ammout of units and whole country back, however they aren't rly good units so i just capitulated again both times

@darth3911 4 ай бұрын

Timing is key and generally when to do it is around when the soviets near Poland after the allies retook France. Biggest factor which plays is how the Soviets do as if they do to good your games over and if they do really bad you will capitulate or be stuck in a war for a long long time.