I put a YOUTUBE VIDEO through GOOGLE TRANSLATE and got this...

[@MayroSMM]

If you're having trouble understanding, I've put my whole script into pastebin. It should help with understanding the fast bits! pastebin.com/DMBfnLNt

[@glitchcast4]

This is great! Thanks!

[@pumkingamer3140]

hey stinky

[@sirk603]

Thank you!

[@jordan_cagle]

I wish I could give a different form of liking that is considered even better that a like.

[@thepaperempire7954]

Thank you

[@DGR_Dave]

This is the greatest gift ever!! I can't even and don't even want to think about how long this took to do lol!! Thank you so much Mayro and for being a great friend along this crazy ride

[@GiaCringe]

awww

[@waluiggy1558]

Congrats on 500K Dave!

[@callummac8024]

Was the ride as crazy as that laundry basket ride?

[@GD825]

A Wild DGR Has Appeared..

[@toopienator]

Congratulations Dave

[@spookwav]

“This is my friend Dave:” **cuts to a clip of a fully grown man sliding down a flight of stairs in a plastic basket** yeah, that’s Dave.

[@Mickeyink]

ok

[@crystalwade929]

XD

[@kwisowofer9872]

When did this happen I need to know

[@spookwav]

@@kwisowofer9872 I actually don’t remember.

[@Weegeeboi21]

Yes

[@myboyjigglz4118]

When the translator is self aware. 24:30 “Now, my friend is trying to put together another unclear episode.”

[@tiendungle2145]

Plot twist: Mayro is a former well known Google worker

[@superstevebros.1674]

She's going ham with the translator. She can't be stopped.

[@slug8039]

@@seanhamilton4169 no, she. Mayro is a girl.

[@girlballsyuri]

@@seanhamilton4169 bruh mayro herself said she was a girl

[@ClimbingyeA]

@@seanhamilton4169 can mayro come trigger this transphobe

[@oribagel]

@@seanhamilton4169 Why are you arguing about Mayro's gender Like what's the point to saying that she is a he.

[@girlballsyuri]

@@krackers5061 she's trans

[@myrmatta1]

I love how she is emulating the actions and body language as well.

[@otticstudios4425]

She’s a girl?

[@slug8039]

@@otticstudios4425 yes she is a girl

[@SurmenianSoldier]

@@otticstudios4425 trans

[@otticstudios4425]

@@SurmenianSoldier ahhh!

[@otticstudios4425]

As in Oh I got it

[@Kuvina]

5:32 Japanese, Arabic, and Chinese are generally considered the hardest languages in the world to learn 10:17 The last language alphabetically, the first alphabetically, and one around the middle 18:20 Languages that start with A 19:01 Celtic languages 24:33 The nationalities of nintendo and mario

[@MayroSMM]

Exactly! Nice job!

[@jasperallred7374]

Wow I would’ve never realized that

[@StealthNinjaBricks]

Actually, I learn arabic, it’s not that hard tbh.

[@cad97]

If there ever were a video that deserved captions, this is it

[@MayroSMM]

Honestly it's my own fault for not keeping an eye on Dave's sub count. Otherwise I wouldn't be uploading this late and I could have added some haha. Maybe I should put the script in a pastebin.

[@isaacdiboss]

@@MayroSMM wow, you're already ahead of yourself!

[@NinTyler]

When you said "yes yes ebi abi EHE" I felt that... 22:21

[@StefiStarlite]

“With plenty of ginger” I scared my housemate’s cat with my cackling laugh. Everything about this is fantastic.

[@izzygalax]

She didn't just use text to speech, oh no, she SPOKE all of this after TYPING IT OUT. Massive props Mayro!!

[@MadWeegee]

Yeah, it was amazing

[@TKNinja37]

0:01 -- Ah, so THIS is the origin story of the "Every pit is a chance for glory" thing he does. Explains a lot, really.

[@nintentionsmusic7060]

What do you mean?

[@bradenmulally5209]

@@nintentionsmusic7060 you won’t get it

[@Jornker]

"Now we need to find out if we want to pee blue guys"

[@aryan-gi1hw]

lol

[@Anmol540_]

How did you join?

[@Anmol540_]

Pls tell me how?

[@aryan-gi1hw]

@@Anmol540_ join what?

[@aryan-gi1hw]

@@Anmol540_ join what dude

[@blueboytube]

Me: “what’s the WiFi password?” Friend: “It’s on the back of the router” The back of the router: 5:23

[@umarwa1222]

LOL

[@dacolib]

Dave would never have such luscious hair! For real though, you delivery of daves lines was extraordinary! also: 12:28 dave says hello

[@MayroSMM]

dave just appearing there always gets me

[@bcikablam3578]

Every time I watch one of these poorly translated videos my brain gets so confused that when I watch another KZbin video afterwards I accidentally disregard everything that's said as nonsense and then I realize it wasn't and I have to rewind and listen again. Thanks for that

[@Irrationaaaaal]

Mayro, your animated persona looks amazing!

[@windsonic5]

No joke, this must have been so difficult. She made such a good impression that you can still recognise Dave even after the translations.

[@ayo.2022]

16:33 me going into any Twitter argument trying not to make any hot takes I say sound controversial

[@thisisasupersayin376]

1:34 has someone turned Mayro waving quag into a gif yet

[@BigSealLover]

Please somebody do it and link it in this reply section.

[@seasonsarecool]

@@BigSealLover I don't know how to turn things into gifs, but I can make a version that repeats so someone can make it into one

[@Banaanbanaam]

@@seasonsarecool you can use a website named ezgif

[@maxchiet5513]

It's been done, just look in the Discord server now.

[@DuoFaceGaming]

19:07 I can't believe the full title of "Bowser's Big Bean Burrito" didn't get messed with at all

[@BigSealLover]

At first I thought it was gonna be google translate speaking throughout the letsplay. Then I saw that Mayro was voicing the lines and realized she was gonna be speaking throughout it. But I didn’t expect her to have a face cam and I especially loved it when she pretended like she was actually playing the game.

[@BigSealLover]

I love the animation of her character in the beginning. It’s so cute.

[@DCC_Matrix]

“The thumb is my money maker”

[@vriskaserketontheps5]

iirc that was almost the original line

[@Chugloe]

I gotta say that this was one of my favorite videos from you, this was very funny and very well thought out! Remember Mayro, all of your 215k subs love and appreciate you!

[@Jornker]

WOW this was really good, my idiot sense of humor had me laughing my ass off at some points, and also you just did a really good job overall with it!

[@judethomas6400]

This video stirred up old fantasies.

[@voidmaster2651]

The beginning animation is great! Did you do that?? Props to whoever did. Hope this TRANSLATES to more of it!!

[@SPG64]

The intro had me laughing for 5 minutes straight LMAO

[@jamesmoore7755]

the amount of effort into this video this deserves to blow up

[@enby-ralsei]

Not gonna lie my listening comprehension is so bad that her commentary sounds sort of.... normal?

[@tarochanEN]

Sameeee

[@renbaker5124]

Same 💀 I have auditory processing problems and this is just what ok convos sound like to me lol

[@MTLenz]

that was extremely very

[@BigSealLover]

7:02 You can see Dave’s arms lmao

[@crimsonstormsurge]

Oh yeah

[@broboiler]

And his head at 12:28

[@myrmatta1]

It must have been hard to maintain composure at many points during the recording session.

[@MayroSMM]

There are failed takes where I said everything perfect but laughed during the silences lmao

[@myrmatta1]

@@MayroSMM Oof. Well, thanks to THE POWER OF EDITING it turned out great!

[@crazydaffy67]

“So the blue popcorn is the right flavor? I didn’t have it but it’s the best we need.” 👏🏻 👏🏻

[@Decommissioned]

If this video doesn't go viral I'm deleting my google account.

[@ronkledunkle6816]

O ok

[@Trija204]

(Fun) fact: Mayro is not only friends with Dave, but is also friends with Blue television games!

[@hamedalzarooni442]

3:55 What most video game shows think that's how characters talk 5:23 Ok ok calm down Mayro calm down

[@zacharywooden2113]

3:57 I somehow misheard that as "what if I have to cancel my grandparents" and I have never been so disappointed to learn the truth.

[@NotDanP1an]

Mayro there is a feature called “transcript” it’s not always 100% accurate but you can use that as the framework

[@MayroSMM]

I don't trust it to be accurate enough.

[@dsgowo]

I mean, you could get the transcript and then check it while watching the video.

[@ninteythree93]

@@MayroSMM it uses the subtitles if they were written in by a person

[@xeras6101]

If nothing else, she's thorough

[@pumkingamer3140]

dave what are you on during the intro

[@spookwav]

**slider theme starts playing**

[@Alto2]

He’s sliding down the stairs in a laundry basket.

[@pumkingamer3140]

@@Alto2 i dont mean that type of “on”..

[@pumkingamer3140]

@@Alto2 kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYeVpHWLh8yIeKs

[@aidenpons9584]

I love how some bits are as coherent as they always were, 4:29 "I haven't done that since my old college days," some bits make absolutely no sense, 6:39 "That's it, hey, I know simon," and some bits turn into ridiculous verbage 8:13 "What is which is the goal of the being to the murrays you have to be prepared..." xD Also, you put waaaaaay more effort into this than I was expecting from the thumbnail. Narrating the script and re-enacting DGR? That's incredibly impressive, was not expecting that amount of dedication.

[@Nintentoad125]

"I didn't even get to the real end!" Welp, looks like you'll have to try again

[@account_advanced]

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed into his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

[@Kat21]

haha

[@rhealastname266]

Good copypasta

[@ronkledunkle6816]

What

[@ronkledunkle6816]

Now

[@nikel1623]

8:18 "We cannot do this. We can do it"

[@semajniomet981]

I found it neat how you pulled video direct from his channel, then somehow managed to replace his camera and voice with your own.

[@petehaug]

Girl you out in the WORK! This Was Great omg

[@thickboi9652]

7:20 wow dg- I mean Mayro is so good he can play with one hand

[@MayroSMM]

I was using my feet after the first level.

[@thickboi9652]

That is a big gamer moment

[@DarthHamster12]

Ummm, not to be rude but *she

[@Sigma_San]

@BitXubse Yes.

[@nikel1623]

*she

[@delta3244]

This is insanely impressive. Great idea and execution, Mayro!

[@epicpotato2699]

This sounds like me talking in spanish put back into English I cant speak spanish

[@XaviLR]

16:44 synced wall jumps

[@ChimpsR4]

12:30 Dave peeking around the face cam scared me half to death

[@poliwhirl6166]

Imagine that but *under your bed* when you wake up. Jesus christ

[@I91AM]

I love how someone made an animation for Mayro, it's cute because the hair design moves like a wind blowing her hair.

[@CerealFapist]

Found you commenting on h3 keep up the community involvement! Great channel !

[@thewholecircus]

Okay but mayro recreating Dave's iconic shreik made my whole day

[@chisecrecy4974]

Good job on achieving your goal of making this video, Mayro! Fire Mario would be proud.

[@OnionMayo]

i love how whenever the speech was sped up, you just make random faces and actions lol quag

[@axolofa]

this is the scariest halloween special

[@temmiefrog4773]

How do you not have a million subs by now? You put in more work and skill than like 90% of other creators. Anyways, good job!

[@MayroSMM]

thank u

[@cd06tgc79]

"This is my friend Dave." *Dave breaks his freaking spine* Mm hmm, that's him.

[@Mickeyink]

0:02 hello dave dave: rides in a laundry basket down stairs

[@WillyMaker]

Oh my god, gg Mayro. Nice job, I can't stop laughing lmaoo.

[@retroryan838]

He did a very good job on recreation the original guys video through the translator.

[@pierce.pdf1]

@@retroryan838 mayro is a girl

[@ronagu874]

lol when Mayro laughed at 3:15 I died

[@elijahdage5523]

You worked hard to cancel a kilo of ground tons. Good job!

[@sandyf4931]

I love yours and Dave's content individually so having them both combined is the most hilarious amazing thing I've seen!

[@moritzsnow1999]

I love your introduction of dave. One clip says all you need 2 know. Perfect!

[@catalyst539]

Dave sliding down the stairs in the beginning was gold

[@kwisowofer9872]

5:56 It sounded like you were trying to hold in a laugh from saying “Yes... to the kids.”

[@erslippers3805]

8:14 really channelling that Eminem energy there

[@sluggy4574]

i cant believe DGR also plays with quagsire during his videos

[@binsidersquad7182]

That video of Dave sliding is my lock screen now, I ain't kidding! It always makes me laugh

[@AmyTheMeower]

4:28 Even Google translate loves the old college days jokes, so they didn't change that.

[@BreadApologist]

"I use to be a a̶d̶v̶e̶n̶t̶u̶r̶e̶r̶ plumber like you, but then I took a ball to the watch face."

[@chamtheman551]

0:02 Great explanation of DGR

[@wohao_gaster7434]

This was not made with snippets of DGR's voice clip, BAD jokes aside, this was really good

[@lonely_demon8476]

12:28 Look at Davee popping his head out from behind Mayro

[@spaceblue9932]

So funny when she speaks so quickly to keep up with the video

[@purpleninja3938]

This is such a cool and funny idea! Great video!

[@EEYM]

Amazing work! Love how you put in the effort to voice the entire video yourself, instead of using a text-to-speech.

[@airship46n]

This is exactly what I subscribed for, thank you

[@thewallisgone]

Wow, that would be so hard to hack! - DGR 2020

[@arduousPopsicle]

I can’t believe the dedication -

[@Neptunia120]

i love how you can occasionally see dave's arms and face in the background

[@toxictincan]

Gotta say, this is really wholesome.

[@KadeSound]

nice acting for the speed-ups xD, great translations and reenactment :)

[@hallowizer440]

Why use Google Translate now when we have Apple Translate, installed on every iPhone with iOS 14?

[@Darkbone1]

I still have iOS 13.7

[@SlashJaye]

why not use both

[@MangoGoesOwO]

paid apple spokesperson

[@owonapikins]

Gotta say I love the animated avatar

[@doriandaykin2747]

Dave seems like the nicest guy you could ever meet and I want to meet him.

[@fruityplum195]

Looks like you put a lot of effort into this, good job Mayro!

[@pllama1870]

12:30 DGR has had enough living in Mayro's shadow.

[@XaranAlamas]

Well that was a wild ride. I like how some bits are fairly legible then others are DEMONIC CHANTING. Also, I love your new avatar art @Mayro!

[@Irrationaaaaal]

I like her imitation of Dave’s laugh...

[@BigSealLover]

It’s the google translate version

[@grifleep4916]

Wait mario and rabbids music??? That's just the icing on top of this amazing video!

[@mihaelarusu7822]

I love that intro 🤣

[@allinairhanson6886]

Congratulations to you mayro! Great work

[@yc663]

I died laughing at the beginning when Dave was shown sliding down the stairs in a plastic tub 😂

[@crimsonstormsurge]

This is gonna be an amazing video

[@moritzsnow1999]

It is!

[@uckyspindrill4114]

So, the blue popcorn is the right flavor!

[@MadotsukiGaming]

The dedication this took.

[@bencurry3044]

btw, I wrote a program to translate something to 20 different languages (using google translate) and then back to english so you won't have to spend all that time doing it yourself. I also ran the first and second percy jackson books through it, but they (individually) took all day. Do you want me to give you the link to the program?

[@BigSealLover]

That sounds really cool!

[@MayroSMM]

That would be awesome!

[@bencurry3044]

@@MayroSMM here's the link snap.berkeley.edu/project?user=ego-lay_atman-bay&project=translate%20file%20to%20random%20languages I'll probably make a better description when I get on my computer.

[@symmetricksambigrams]

hello ego-lay, are you atill working on the mario maker thing